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Bottoms up!

>> No.42186873
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>>42186811
boomer marisa
can't you shoot sake like your miko friend, witch?

>> No.42186907
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>>42186811
Tops down

>> No.42186915
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>>42186907
Why do touhou skirts defy gravity?

>> No.42186916

I actually love zero ultra. No seriously it's a huge issue. I spend an ungodly amount on it each week, like 3 a day please post images of Reimu with monster

>> No.42186974
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>>42186916
it was good for some time, but ultimately i prefer original green

>> No.42186983

>>42186811
Marisa on top of me!

>> No.42186985

>>42186916
I love it too but it makes me feel like shit after a while

>> No.42186993
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>>42186873
Because Marisa is not a hopeless Alcoholic like Reimu is!

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>> No.42191428

>>42186993
Alright I won't snitch but you really shouldn't be drinking on the job.

>> No.42191518
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It just makes sense!

>> No.42191603
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ay, but nothing beats the taste of an ice cold STRONG ZERO

>> No.42191650

>>42191603
How similar is it to American fruity drink brands?

>> No.42191700
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Marisa Rocks my heart!

>> No.42191709
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I found out that they also stock the grape stronk zer0 where I live and decided to buy some for christmas dinner. Man it tasted weird it wasn't really grape but just tasted sweet, not bad but lemon is way better

>> No.42192275

>>42191700
[P] SELLS, BUT WHO'S BUYING?

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>>42186811
乾杯!

>> No.42203514
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What is she telling Flan?

>> No.42203536

>>42203514

gossiping about patchy fat rolls.


what a bitch!

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>>42191700
Marisa rocks me!

>> No.42211288

>>42211088
who would wear a bikini on a bed?
Marisa is being silly!

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>>42203536
Well Patchy isn't doing herself any favors by eating a dozen burgers every day...

>> No.42211384

>>42186811
No, that gives me the shits.

>> No.42223145

>>42211288
Why not? look how sexy she looks

>> No.42223601

>>42223145
bikinis are for swimming!

>> No.42226017

>>42186811
Marisa on top of me!

>> No.42228640
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Happy new year Marisol!

>> No.42228990

>>42228640
Why are flat bunny girls so cute?

>> No.42229214
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>> No.42229298

>>42229214
Happy new years, I'm enjoying vodka

>> No.42229413

Imagine there’s no heaven

>> No.42230557

>>42191428
>job
What's her wages?

>> No.42236508

>>42228640
Mating season with Marisa bunny

>> No.42241894
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>> No.42246944

>>42241894
Silly Marisa!
Your dress is slipping!

>> No.42260147
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>> No.42260178

>>42230557
The Hakurei god doesn't let her disclose that information.

>> No.42260193

>>42186974
For me it's the peach flavor one.

>> No.42260476

>>42186974
Ultra zero is my go to drink but recently I tried the tea and lemon recover one and that was great.

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DATE WITH MARISA!

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>> No.42269340

>>42260476
Is the tea one carbonated?

>> No.42269503

>>42269340
No it wasn't

>> No.42269999

>>42229214
3d cube start button! woah!

>> No.42271323

>>42186915
You're talking about the same series that has young-looking girls manipulating fate or boundaries of reality, being able to destroy entire worlds with a fingersnap etc.
Yet anti-gravity skirts are weird?

>> No.42271391

>>42271323
Not him but yeah, magic is magic but gravity is gravity don't fucking bullshit around with gravity

>> No.42271750

>>42229214
i like your browser theme

>> No.42277408

>>42268390
Extremely fertile bunny

>> No.42277918

>>42277408
Anon that's not a bunny, thats a lie!

>> No.42278147

for me it's ultra rosa

>> No.42282667

>>42186811
yeah hers

>> No.42283265

>>42278147
Tried it once, taste like it was made for women. Was way to sweet and bubbly

>> No.42283271

>>42191650
It’s 9% abv so it should hit a lot harder

Lemon tastes fine iirc

>> No.42291912
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>> No.42305196

>>42291912
Why is she making this face?

>> No.42305581

>>42305196
what does this face tell you?

>> No.42308672
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Saving my wife's best friend's thread!

>> No.42316370
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My wife with my daughterwives

>> No.42317322

>>42308672
come on, man. this one is literal skin and bone. actual anorexia. It hurts me to see them like this.

>> No.42317533

>>42317322
Its okay anon, those hus were designed by CLAMP so they're actually perfectly healthy

>> No.42326086

>>42317322
Those are for feeding anon

>> No.42326181

>>42283265
>taste like it was made for women
That doesn't mean it tastes bad.

>> No.42326782

>>42326181
If you're a vagina I guess, but I prefer manly and mature drinks

>> No.42331205

>>42326782
I drink both.

>> No.42331224

>>42326782
what makes a drink "manly" and "mature"?

>> No.42331266
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>>42331224
nta but drinks for chicks tend to be overly sweet to cover up the taste of the alcohol which is a turn off for most guys and can make you feel sick if you drink too much. Generally a "manly and mature" drink is something which is dry and lets you taste the alcohol or in the case of spirits is suitably smooth easy to mix into tasty drinks without the need of large amounts of syrups or heaven forbid, carbonation

>> No.42331294

>>42331266
in other words "manly" = less tasty

>> No.42331313
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>>42331294
if pouring more sugar into something is what makes things more tasty to you then you gotta go to the doctor to check for diabetes
A good spirit, beer, or dry wine can have a very deep and intricate flavor and be just as pleasing to the palette as a fruity cocktail ment for women and children

>> No.42331328

>>42331313
what makes the alcohol taste good? Pure alcohol is tasteless

>> No.42331356
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>>42331328
Have you never had tequila, rum, whiskey, bourbon, or gin?
As far as wine goes you have such a large variety I won't even try to list them here.
Beers, ales, malts, etc can all be rather rich and flavorful.
Have you literally never drank anything beyond bottom shelf stuff?

>> No.42331391

>>42331356
I tried them. I honestly hate the taste of alcohol. It makes me shiver. Maybe i'm just a sugar addict

>> No.42331393

>>42331266
I drink a whole variety of alcohol. Just because I enjoy a glass of whisky neat doesn't mean I can't also enjoy "girly" drinks.

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>>42331391
yes, shitty alcohol will do that to you. Next time you get curious try midshelf $40~ vodka, it was so smooth I could've sworn I was drinking water.
>>42331393
If it works for you it works, personally I can't stand overly sweet stuff for long. Then again i'm a weirdo and I never mix my spirits if don't have to and just take shots. If I want to sip on something and drink socially i'll just go for a beer or cup of wine

>> No.42331515

>>42331436
Reimu could force-chug me alcohol anyday...
I wouldn't mind it even if I hate it

>> No.42331626

the only thing i drink is mokou's futa cum

>> No.42331671

>>42331626
kill yourself homo

>> No.42331875

>>42331224
Trying to mitigate alcohol's shit taste by turning it into juice or soda instead of taking it like a man is considered a bitch move. While I drink alcohol straight myself for economical reasons, I say fuck 'em. If you have the option to drink alcoholic soda then I say take it. Better to have something delicious and have a good time than force yourself to drink something you don't even like due to some preconceived notion of masculinity.

>> No.42331897

>>42331875
I think it really just depends on spirt.
I like the taste of a good whisky or rum neat, but you'd have to be braindead to be drinking a glass of vodka neat.
I also don't understand how people can enjoy gin, but that's more of a me thing.

>> No.42336053

>>42186811
I want to reach Marisa's bottom

>> No.42336066

>>42336053
Would you drink alcohol out of her anus, bro?

>> No.42336089

>>42336066
Yes, not doubt

>> No.42342282

>>42186811

>> No.42342644

>>42336053
What will happen when you reach it?

>> No.42342743

>>42336089
haha ewwwww!

>> No.42350171

>>42342743
What a fagot

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i like my touhous like i like my beers

>> No.42356284

>>42356267
Cold and in your fridge?

>> No.42356292

>>42269999
Four repeating digits! Woah!

>> No.42356310

>>42356267
Frothy and reeking of piss?

>> No.42359697

>>42356267
stuffed into cups and cans?

>> No.42359999
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>>42356267
dark and bitter?

>> No.42360085

>>42359999
Quads!

>> No.42367532

>>42359999
Nigno...

>> No.42375602
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I love my wife Marisa

>> No.42376785

>>42375602
what do you like about her?

>> No.42377769

>>42376785
Chad here asking the real questions. NTA but Marisa is a strange creature. She's a highly motivated, strong, super intelligent, talented, and independent woman living in the off the grid in the goddamn forest. How can any real woman meet those standards? She's a goddess, a fantasy dream girl. Too good.

>> No.42382130

>>42376785
Anon pretty much summed up my thoughts >>42377769 I love her wild nature

>> No.42387500 [DELETED] 

>>42367532
hey, that's racist

>> No.42387508

Mary-sa

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