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>>42322380
I like this

>TFW i feel like the eel but can't reach her...

>>42322391
I don't
Makes me sad

Vampires all need to have their dedicated villain moment at least once a week.

>>42322413
That's a man

I like the idea of shirohebi becoming the best chef around simply because she rationalizes that if no woman has better cooking than her, her husband will never cheat.
reposted because the last thread archived immediately after I posted

I need a wrestler mino wife to pull some bullshit 10 throw combos on me
Something like a lariat into a forced 69 tombstone piledriver into a reverse boston crab rapehold followed by a sleeper hold

Monster extremists are virgins of the highest caliber. You could make it untouched at one of their political rallies because all of them would be too flustered at being within five feet of a man to try and act on their pro-rape agenda. You could be out there protesting their rally and they still couldn't work up the courage to practice what they preach.

Lich wife.

>>42322380
and here I waited with a post ready since 11 AM

>>42322440
and I had really cute moo moo for it

>>42322427
>Local anon does not understand not all girls have to have giant tits

>>42322460
Well she's here now

>>42322409
That's motivation to make her feel better.
>>42322440
>>42322460
Sorry for that, I can leave it to you next time.

Nice, some good old sad pics and beers, perfect for Monday evening

>be me
>make a New Years resolution to get in shape
>go to the gym for the first time in forever
>place is totally packed
>everywhere there are giant muscle monster girls working out
>regulars are there shooting the shit
>feel incredibly awkward and anxious
>spill spaghetti all over the floor
>this was a stupid idea. I’m going home before I hurt myself
>uh oh. Regulars noticed me and are walking towards me. A salamander, Minotaur, jinko and hellhound
>”hey! You there. Yes you.” Hellhound barks at me
>oh god this is it I’m going to get death by snu snu
>”you new here? Never seen you around before” Minotaur asks
>”u-Um yeah I just joined. My name is anon.”
>”nice to meet you anon! I’m Jill(mino) this is terry(hound), Sheri (sal)and Mary(jinko).
>they all smile and shake my hand
>”so anon, I couldn’t help but notice you look a little lost. How about the four of us give you some private fitness training?”
>mfw they actually teach me really good exercises and lifting techniques
>mfw the big scary buff monster girls are actually totally cool and really nice
>mfw they all gave me their numbers and invited me to happy hour later
Bros… I think this year is gonna be the year I finally make it

>>42322434
Monster extremists are all closet subs. Show up with a "Make Humanity Great Again" hat and grab whomever strikes your fancy. They think they can "fix" you but they can't.
The dominant monsters don't give a shit about virtue signalling their power. They just do it.

Depressed Kikimora's are the cutest thing in the world!
Nothing better than watching a beautiful creature such as them have nothing to live for and exist with in the dystopic society of our current modernity! A real culture shock!

Then, upon trying to figure out dating—or maybe become a little aggressive. They find the one they love!


Or they live almost the entirety of their lives with no one to serve. Such is life...

>>42322538
haha

same
minus the love

>>42322497
It takes a real douchebag to be mean to a newbie at a gym. Monster gym is a great place to meet new friends.

>>42322380

bun

>>42322582
lich bun

How long could you deny a Kikimora their natural desire to serve until they couldn't take it anymore and have a meltdown?

>>42322603
so undead bunnies, thats even worse, massive hips, massive legs, and unlimited stamina, and she died from loneliness so she is very clingy and won't let you go at all and you to give her a piece of yourself before you leave

Succubi are kinder and prettier than angels and they know what is best for you.

>>42322474
it's okay, at least I managed to refresh right before posting so there's no two of them
>>42322468
enjoy cute spider cow

>>42322646
i only trust wurms, they really know what is best

>>42322646
I know a succ wrote this, but I agree still

>>42322463
There is a more than zero chance that vampires with small titties have dhampir sisters with big titties. The inverse is true when the vampire sister has big titties.

>>42322646
I think it's in part because they're more honest.
>>42322657
Yeah, I always triple check after filling captcha to make sure there are no accidents.

>>42322646
Wasn’t there a short story about a order hero falling in love with a Lilim and from the hero’s love she literally became a angelic based Lilim, that her change was similar to the Eros transformation but instead of pink hair they get more angelic characteristics.

>>42322688
no worries
>>42322699
yeah I wrote that greenie, but that was almost 2 years ago

>>42322704
"I would like to apply for your shota adoption program"

>>42322729
>poor anubi dealing with anons who are clearly over 18 mentally but took a shota potion, ending up there, and the monsters who come to grab them

>>42322704
>boss is just staring at you while you're trying to work
Wonder what she wants

>>42322758

>>42322704
>hfw she finds that young boy that she used to babysit being sold in the slave market
>He is clearly scared but his face just lights up when he sees her

>>42322758
>beast girl boss just silently sits across your table and stares at you at work, sometimes for up to an hour
>ask her "what?"
>she plays dumb and goes "what what?" as if there was nothing odd about it
sometimes I miss plain humans

I plan to completely ignore a JK Manticore's tail in favor of convincing her to do anal in the ass.

Hiya Anon!

I want to be ruled by Druella.

>>42322823
go away fox, don't want to be tricked today

>>42322830
I forgot about her. she's also a queen. So are wights but they are sort of meme about it.

I still prefer cait sith though because I want small and furry things to dominate me. I may write it for the end of the month if I can get through it without cringing. Probably not.

>>42322888

>>42322888
she's not asking anymore, anon

>>42322920
being taken forcibly by a monster girl is the highest form of compliment, means she values you so much, that she'd rather let her urges take control, than act civilized.

>>42322920
That image just reminded me of that one photo where the mamono’s egg cell was chasing after the sperm, which does anyone have that photo because I remember there being two versions one with a witch and another with a Hellhound.

>>42323033

>>42323033
>wan rapes you
>you cum
>she makes a smug face and puts a small screen to her abdomen
>it shows you the footage of your single sperm cell being raped by her egg
you can't catch a break, huh?

>>42323055
>bringing the screen to the rape
what else is in a monster's rape bag?

>>42323045
Yep that is the one lol, monster girl biology is weird man.

>>42323067
>water for future hubby to stay hydrated
>Mr Wellington (her teddy bear), who wants to meet you
>snacks
>phone and charger
>toothbrush, so she doesn't have to borrow yours
>picture of Da and Ma (18 copies)
>spare socks
>tissues for wiping your tears from your face and cum from her face
>glock 17
and much much more

You can estimate the danger you're in by looking at fox's eyes:

>>42322907
eyes narrow: fox is in a relaxed and slightly playful mood. low risk
>>42322907
>>42322777
eyes half-open: fox is seeking her prey, stay alert
>>42322920
eyes wide open: not even god(s) can save your virginity now

>>42323119
>glock 17
fucking ew, i bet she uses a 3d printed ar as well

>>42323119
>snacks, water, and tissues
well shucks, can't stay mad if my rapist is so polite
>glock 17
w-what's that for?

What happen to Monster Girl Redux website? Did that got take down or something?

>>42323169
shes poor and probaly in the bloods

>>42323169
>w-what's that for?
Anti-citizen activities.

>>42323027
Imagine realising at the eleventh hour that your new wife is a low discipline slut.

>what do you mean you want to lick my abs?

>>42323119
>Not a sawed off
>Not a flintlock ever
Sad...

>>42323169
>w-what's that for?
lunarians
>well shucks, can't stay mad if my rapist is so polite
that's the spirit
>>42323318
hey, your wife might carry something different entirely

I prefer mgs that wear underpants

>>42323169
>w-what's that for?
Protecting her new husband, of course.

staring into your monsterwifes eyes until one of you cracks

>>42323456
but i dont want her to study the deep bags under my eyes too intently

Just a quick reminder of why (You) post in these threads

>>42323456
jiiiiiiiiii

>>42323456
I'm too autistic for this.

>>42322380

>>42323499
>I can help

>>42322391
>have to spoon shog all day because I used a spoon that wasn’t purple last night
Best punishment ever

>>42322553
>Human gym has five toxic douchebag regulars
>Goes bankrupt after an unfortunate series of event
>Tanuki buys the business behind closed doors
>Her first step to bring the business to profit is correcting the attitude of the regulars
>She makes five phonecalls
>Ooomukade NEET who developed weird fetishes from years of porn consumption
>Highly sadistic Raiju who loves it most when fucking in crowded public spaces
>A shy Tentacles who just can't control herself and brutally rapes who gets close
>Notorious Large Mouse mobster, overweight, smells like cigar and is looking for a bitchboy
>Haughty Vamp Mosquito who believes the blood of humiliated men tastes best

>>42323597
No, thank you, I prefer to keep my current general body shape permanently.

>>42323597
I want to tease my abyssal wife by staying in human form as often as possible out in public until she calls me a shameless slut and rape corrects me in both forms!

>>42323615
One oomukade and one tentacle of that variety, please.

>>42323615
Need that vampire mosquito immediately

42323615
Ew

>>42323672
You'll have to fight me

>>42323033
Here, it was my low effort drawing to begin with.

>>42323145
What about closed eyes? Heard those were particularly dangerous since you can't tell what they're up to.

>>42323695
Adorable and gives me diamonds.

>>42323716
Thanks, I'll keep trying to improve.

>>42322380
>no Ushi Oni in OP
sad day

>>42323742
>Ushi Oni
More like uSHIT oni

>>42323742
I tried, but others were faster.

>>42323742
Going on a date with your wife ushi is a tough task.
>Be too romantic, and you get raped
>Be too distant, and the date is ruined + you get raped

>>42323795
>get raped either way
Why are you married to an Ushi Oni let alone going on a date with one if you aren't expecting to be raped?

>>42323820
He likes fluffy spiders

>>42323820
She can rape me all she wants at home, but she has to respect my consent when we're outside.

>>42323835
This too.

>>42323838

>>42323835
>He likes fluffy spiders
Good taste
>>42323841
>but she has to respect my consent when we're outside.
no

>>42323849

>>42323856

>>42323899
What would checkerboard hebis be like would they be kuudere yanderes or tsundere yanderes I wonder.

>>42323899
I want to play checkers on her mom

>>42323456

>>42323835
date spiders. they're lonely

Idea from the last thread. The TOL BNUUY

>>42323986
i'm sure she can be trusted

>>42323986
I used to judge the anons that wanted a big wife. Now I understand.

are all monster girls totally loyal to DL and her government, how much free will do they got, especially cause it seems some mons run their own countries.

>>42324029
you could try reading some setting material. that might help.

>>42323856
why she look like she about to cry

>>42323981
It maybe weird of me, but I wonder if the incubus husbands of spider girls have a miniature form that they can go into, that you know how male spiders are smaller than female spiders in nature just imagine that with the incubus husbands of spider girls instead, that the spider girls would be mini giantesses compared to their smaller husbands.

Guys I really want a baphomet wife
How do I get a baphomet wife

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/104397095
lipstick marks are important

>>42324029
Last I read both Mindflayers and Shogs don’t even bother with the Demon Lord and kinda do their own thing.

>>42324069
By doing their signature mating call to them of course.

https://youtu.be/Zl_ZWSLB8Ic

>>42323145
I don't get this, my childhood friend fox always has her eyes wide open and a wide smile across her face, she has never done that squinting thing. is it an Easten fox only thing?

>>42324029
>DL and her government
No such thing, Demon Lord is not a leader in political sense. She can influence rulers of monster countries, but it works closer to a pope than a monarch. In general she prefers to give monsters free rein, her more devoted followers like Druella's Extremists are more active by choice.

Something tells me at least one of these girls is too old to be in high school.

>>42324209
I headcanon that Druella’s husband is the king of autism, that his autism exceeds that of even the Anubis and can turn it into a literal weapon.

>>42323695
Good job.

>>42324289
>sexually aggressive wife gets pregnant with triplets
>now she can pin you to the ground even harder

>>42324298
What a cruel end.

>>42324029
>monster girls totally loyal to DL and her government
yes, since opposing the monster lord essentially means supporting going back to before she was in charge.

>>42324029
She’s so powerful and far reaching that she loops back around to having very little direct control, in a sense. Mamono like what they are, and at the very least pay her lip service, but she’s practically a distant deity in her own right at this point. She has her own demon realm and army, but we don’t know how far their influence spreads. Druella and extremists are their own branch. I’m sure plenty of monstergirls don’t care about the demon lord. They have their own everyday stuff to worry about.

>>42324368
Thank you miss succubus, I have a deep fear of things going to hell while I'm asleep.

>>42323986
big buns with big buns are closer than you think

>>42324427
>They have their own everyday stuff to worry about.
>SEX SEX SEX
>GET HUSBAND FOR SEX SEX SEX

>>42324289
Very nice art of a pregwan.

>>42324490
I forgot but aren’t the dragons in Dragonia obsessed with doing art so at least there it would be.
>ART ART ART & SEX SEX SEX
>DO ART WITH HUSBAND AND HAVE SEX WITH HUSBAND WHEN DOING ART

>>42324490
Not dying and finding someone to sex if they’re in human lands to be fair. I could see some cutting deals that hinder other monsters from true love(tm) if it means they get a husband themselves.

>>42324575
I did a search and the world art appears oncein that they have minstrels.
They do got this sick bar though where they go to hook up for sex.

>>42324672
what a weird red cow

>>42324427
Druella extremists are just a bunch of femcels nothing more nothing less.

>>42324672
BIG

Druella extremists are just a bunch of femcels nothing more nothing less.

>>42324723
This one has 3 children and still looks great.

>>42324733
That rata looks like she has lost her damn mind.

Having trouble sleeping? Ghost hauntings are more likely than you'd think.

big snuggles with big minos
I want to rest my head on her shoulder and wrap my arms around her waist

>>42324690
That fox looks like she’s both pumped on Eros and Abyssal magic.

>>42324753
that's what makes her cute.

>>42324790
don't sexualize a monster's lack of mental wellness.
for all we know, she could be brutally molesting her daughters and beat her husband until he likes getting raped

>>42324847
sir?

Miss White Horn is startled!

Eros cultists tempting me with delicious brown!

>>42324999
Fallen goddess cultist tempting me by breaking into my house naked while moaning about how much they want to suck my cock.
It's the third time this week and I don't know how to make them stop.

I want to go on a small adventure with my Anubis wife and our three dog companions two that are undead, which I would wear a purple set of armor that would compliment my wife’s golden armor, since purple and gold are the colors of royalty.

>>42325028
you remind me of the wendigo anon

>>42325036
I’m the same Anon that’s why, I moved on from Wendigos and Wererabbits, but I might go back to them eventually that Anubises are one of my top monster girls.

>>42325036
It's him

WHOLESOME SUCCS

>Kikimora head maid is extraordinarily militant in her belief that she is the one who will produce your heir
>She uses harsh discipline, threats, and even chastity belts to enforce this on the other maids with the concession that they can use their mouths and asses until she comes to be with child

>>42325036
I’m also evil wizard anon, mating call anon, Scoobanon if you’ve been in the MultiVersus threads and of course PurpleWendigo anon.

I am looking for a horny, single (monster) noblewoman.

>>42325132
Look for lizard women they’re very noble from what I heard, but I would watch out if you beat them at any challenge they will become obsessed with you.

>>42324222
imagine your daughter coming back home one day with her new highschool friend in toe only to find out that she brought home your old retired school teacher in a school uniform, imagine her freezing up as she recognizes you, imagine how much she would silently plead with her eyes, how much she would beg you not to say anything

>>42324490
They do do other things like start businesses.

>>42325132
Same

>>42325151
>be office blue collar
>have this scallywag on the next cubicle
>hear someone ask for a spare pen close by
>"sure" you say as you give whoever was there a pen
>as you turn your head back to your cubicle you see this gator of a woman crushing a pen in her hands
>it's too late now
>she already suffered defeat
>nothing you or her do now will undue you being faster than her
>this is war

>>42325059
WILMAAAAAA

>>42325087
how many other kikimoras are there? are you the riches motherfucker in town or is more of five girls stuck in a mountain bungalo kind of deal? Are they friends? coworkers? sisters? is the head maid some older auntie that has to take care and babysit the children of all his married sisters? I need more context

>>42325132
Same but young noble girl

Wendigo anon having a musical number with his dog, but the dog is voiced by Randy Newman

>>42325311
I had to look up who that was for a second and that would be cool.

https://youtu.be/gRBIMTK73wY

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>42325395
Why are you like this, do we need “I want to smell danuki breath” every thread, at this point I’m starting to believe you’re a bot come up with something new.

>>42325419
Do you want me to post about the other monster girls whose breath I would also want to sniff?

I could really go on and on about it. I just keep it to danukis because I wanna sniff their breath the most.

>tfw no bogey gf to tell you you're a good boy
druella cannot come to this realm soon enough

As doting as the extremist monsters are, I'd rather more moderate monsters take over when the portals open. Extremists will censor our violent vidya!

>>42325460
dommy mommy mamono wife who strictly monitors your computer/internet usage to avoid exposing you to any shocking material that might upset you

>>42325460
Who needs that shit anyways when you will be mostly cuddling and fucking your Mamono wife that you will be more happier with than playing those games.

>>42325132
pretty easy, sell yourself to the slave market

>>42325132
have someone you know sell you to a slave market and make yourself look as sad, pathetic, and emaciated as possible. Rich mamono are *strongly* drawn to men they can 'save'

>>42325434
You can't believe in that god

>hot, steamy danuki breath wafting across your face
>you inhale deeply, taking in the air that was in her lungs
>you breathe her in
>with every pause your face gets cold
>you long for her breath now even more to warm your face
>she brings her face closer
>starts to lick your face
>first your nose, then mouth, eyes, and cheeks
>her hot breath gently blowing around you as she does
>each pause brings you agony as her spit cools on your face
>you long not only for her breath now but her warm, slimy tongue on your face
>eventually she shoves her tongue in your mouth and gives you the most passionate kiss imaginable
>after a few minutes, she pushes you down and sits on your face, grinding the scent of her nether regions into her face
>her spit on your face acting as an adhesive to hold in the scent

>>42324999
i'm ready for some divine intervention

>>42325550
I appreciate that you like what you like, anon, but ritual posting like this isn't endearing. Tell us what you want over and over is just annoying. Talk about Danuki in general if you must, but try to mix things up.

>>42325605
If I post about it enough, it'll become a reality

help

>>42325618
If that was true the portals would've opened up by now.

>>42325618
I wish it worked like that, but it doesn't. I appreciate your love for Danuki breath but please.

>>42325619
I wonder how those suction cups would feel on your dick.

>>42325460
Why would they?
They have warriors in their ranks.
So I don't see them having issues with games. Though they'd encourage more physical activity like exercise and whatever aside from sex.

>>42324029
>>42324427
There is a Chinese quote that explains the situation very well:

Heaven is high and the emperor is far away

The DL is basically more a god then an active ruler. She does do things but she doesn't micromanage nations and what they do. That's left to the nations leaders and people.

So she is both heaven and the Emperor and thus far far away and of no concern to the average person

>>42325664
Makes sense especially since there’s been multiple demon lords before the present demon lord came in the picture and it goes for the same with the chief god too that there’s be many chief gods before Ilias, that Ilias isn’t the original and probably never created anything so false god lmao.

>>42325626
>>42325635
I'd even sniff her smelly morning breath

>>42325618
I hope you never get what you want and that you die sad and alone you retard.

>>42322380
MGE Monstergirl invasion starts. The Portals are opening in the skies. But the world the monstergirls are invading/conquering/colonizing is the Centuri-chan setting.

Who will win?

>>42325710
Fuck off retard.

>>42325703
And I hope you get the monsterfu of your dreams, anon

>>42325703
you don't have to hope that anon won't smell tanuki breath. it's not going to happen however you feel about it

>>42325742
Watch he’s the first one to get a monster waifu lol.

>>42325460
Nah, I want my mature extremist lady demon who I can conquer with.

reading Magus_Anon's Journey of a Magi for the first time. Wow, rapefic is a lot less appealing when it's a real story and not just an erotic scene

>>42325712
Ignore him, he takes pride in being a shitposting fag because he has delusions that only one anon thinks he's retarded.

>>42325771
at nearly every crux point of that story i was thinking 'god it really would show them if he just killed himself right now'

>>42325664
I'm not sure they would actually censor games or something goofy like that, but mamono are a lot softer on violence than humans are by virtue of the setting they're in. Realm silver, etc. etc. Plus extremist monsters like demons seem to think humans are weak and need looking after, so I can see how that'd manifest in less sexy ways like enacting paternalistic measures.

Shoggoth, but she's The Overlook Hotel.

>>42322380

>>42325825
ms demons priority is your happiness. it's how she gets off

>>42325816
Whenever I read an ero where the guy isn't being treated well to the point that it's annoying to me, I just imagine the protag killing himself afterwards and how upset it would make the mamono. Genuinely satisfying

>>42325858
But we know at this point the protagonist will either end up with a undead monster girl or a Angel girl if he does that, that even in death you can still find love.

>>42325875
>kiss yourself to escape the whores
>miss wisp was waiting for you all this time

>>42325875
>ends up with an undead monster girl or an Angel girl
even better. teach 'em a lesson without even actually dying
imagine killing yourself and getting resurrected by an undead monster right after. i would be so pissed off

>>42325858
sometimes you just need a sea bishop to kick down the door and elope with anon

>>42325771
That was my favorite part. As someone who just finished it a couple days ago. It's actually surreal reading it though.

Magus, if you're here, did you write a version of this like way way back? I swear I remember reading the elf-amazon arc in the 2010s. That was all you had iirc. I dropped off at the time, because that was not as fun an arc as the academy arcs, sorry. Maybe I'm having extreme Mandela effect.

Anyway, some other thoughts off the top of my head.
>Voso is best girl and now you have another anon hounding you for an alt.
>I should've sucked it up and wrote my story years ago, because now everyone will think I ripped off Gakke if I ever do.
>The Sabbath was quite absent given the subject matter, but I don't like loli anyway.
>I really enjoyed the whole slave economy and centaurs bit in one of the earlier chapters, because how else does the Order even survive without under the table deals.
>If you REALLY want to see the thread cry do Dorm Dash bad end, which is probably why you'll never do it, and understandably so
>I swear hellhound minor characters tried to white knight at least three+ times in this story

What if I deny Shoggoth's advances, hm? I can just tell her no and if she presses the issue I can just call the police on her.

I am gonna spread rumors about a dragon harassing my village in order to attract a Dark Knight/wight Knight!

>>42325914
>trying to call the cops on the shoggphone

>>42325914
she'll cry out of all orifices and slump into a sad purple puddle of teeth and viscera

>>42325914
>try and call the cops on her with your conspicuously purple phone
>this is the shoglice what's the emergency?
>oh, please hold, Master
>r'lyehian elevator music

>>42325858
There aren't enough mge fics where the protag kills themselves. Understandably, it usually makes for the world's shittiest ending, but it gives me so much vitriolic satisfaction when the obsession of any powerful/domineering mamono takes power over her in the only way that he can.

>>42325932
>>42325941
Implying I would use a phone.
Implying I don't have a direct line to the monster cops via a really long wire between two tin cans.

>>42325771
>>42325816
I feel like anon could have charisma'd his way out of a few situations, but he decided to tantrum and dig himself deeper. Wizard so low cha though.

>>42325932
>Shogcops come
>they're taking your harasser away to the Shogpolice car
>Shogofficer insists you go with her for witness protection

>>42324999
>Eros cultist delinquent
>bullys you "in the name of love"

>>42325933
anyone else get fucking destroyed by monster tears?
>monster is sad
>automatically go to comfort monster
>???
>wake up naked in bed next to monster

>>42325976
Don't fall for their tricks. It's just another way mamono manipulate you into sex

>They mostly obey their master's commands, but if he should refuse their service, they would not have any of it. They also do not like for him to use any already existing items, and ultimately, they will even try to get their master to use such things as a bed or chair made from their own body.
>>>They also do not like for him to use any already existing items

This will never not be funny to me. You wouldn't NTR your shog by using the one spoon in the house that isn't her, would you?

>>42325974
at least she wasn't mara faithful

>>42325905
... the hell is Dorm Dash?

>>42325983
but monster sad

>>42325976
Sounds like you’re prime banshee bait to me, anon

>>42325984
>cuckquean shog wife
>cums when you eat with a regular fork

>>42325993
If you're not on that part yet, you'll see. If you're still at Admaz, you have a long way to go before that becomes relevant.

>>42322380

>>42325964
>at the shoglice station
>have to point out your assailant from a line of shog
>its just the same shog with different haircuts

>>42325984
I'm not a vore, scat or pissfag so yeah there are a lot of limits to what she can replace.

Is there any MG who would get my stupid references and jokes?

>>42326034
The bathroom stuff at least can be handwaved by you gaining at-will slime powers when you become an incubus thus you might never need to poop or pee again. I don't know where the vore comes in though. Shogfood is about the same level of holstaur milk imo.

>>42326038
easy

Coming this summer, it's the matchup you've been waiting for...
Robo Waifu vs Shoginator!
IN 3D

>>42326038
Probably one of the Wonderland girls

>>42326045
I really like this fox. It may had something to do with purple being my favorite color.

there's no time to explain but you need to put tangerines on soft things

>get drunk at bar one night
>don't remember much the next morning
>only that you took home a cute succ
>mourn the loss of potential wizardhood, however lighten up at the thought of infinite succ seggs
>speaking of, where is she?
>hear a commotion in the kitchen
>figures
>head to kitchen to get pre seggs breakfast
>see pic related
>"breakfast is served~"
>may have gotten in over my head

>>42326070
no way man, I love tangerines. those soft monsters should get their own

What if you took Cheshire on vacation with you to the beach? How bad would it be?

>>42326031
She looks cute but painful to hug. Tasty looking tail though.

>>42326090
>How bad would it be?
Corinthians 15:33

>>42326103
I don't read so you're gonna have to tell me what it says.

>>42326107
You're reading this post right now.

>>42326114
I only know that post and the post explaining it.

>>42326080
Knew I shouldn't have hit up the hag bar...

I kinda really like Cait Sith. I blame the drawpiles for exacerbating this.

>>42325942
There's a reason why everyone with exceptionally shitty families here on 4chan hasn't already offed themselves.

>>42326103
>>42326107
>Bad company corrupts good character
Lazy ass

>>42326053

>>42326145
to stick it to 'em?

>>42326160
silly kots

>>42326128
For me it's cu sith
https://twitter.com/wakaba_888/status/1611212091146514433?cxt=HHwWgsDR6Ye3ltwsAAAA

>>42326252
cute

>>42325825
It's possible. Infact, we could even both be right. They are easy on games but not on real life violence.

I personally think not which is why I said what I said cause Dragonia has that arena where fights do happen and yet no issues by Mamono.

Then there are gun shops and mamono work at butcher shops killing animals to get meat to sell for food.

The old ones awaken

>>42326289
The old ones better get a job and start paying rent, I’m not running a charity here.

>>42326296
I won't have to pay rent once I'm the houshusband of monster royalty.

>>42326265
You wouldn't fuck a plant.

If you’re looking for a fox wife scream at the top of your lungs in the middle of the night to attract one for that is their mating call.

https://youtu.be/FTx8RxK3hqQ

>>42326303
I would fuck a toaster if you drown it in mamono mana.

>>42326318
i'm still not 100% on these gremlin home appliances

Be careful the swear words you use under your breath. Something like:
>Oh fuck me...
May be taken out of context, and you'll have a horny monster on top of you.

Imagine, gyaru Automatons.

>>42326289
I think becoming one with your waifu literally is a very lovely thought

>>42322380
>POV: You are an illegal smuggler caught and apprehended by the Court Alf Navy/Coast Guard
>You were smuggling MGTOW, Man-o-Sphere, Men's Rights material and books into the islands

>>42326376
How would she talk?

>>42326395
They're never taking me alive!

>>42326376
So tan jobs that regular gyarus have would just be terrible paint jobs then? But gyaru automatons would smell like Peach Body Spray, Hair Spray, and Coconut Oil?

>>42326356
I'd really have to watch my anger in arguments or I'd end up telling a monster to suck my dick

>>42326356
>when you forget to say no homo

Butt...

I want to be sent to a Eros reeducation camp do to me being a destructive young warlock that caused a lot of trouble throughout the lands, that the Eros monster girls would teach me about love and kindness which would break me down slowly like video related.

https://youtu.be/y5jN8PHUgfw

>>42326470
Yes

>>42326395
Man I love vampires of all kind. I wouldn't mind being the treasure/husband of a vampire pirate.

>>42326470
cat spotted

>>42326470
Love me some pigs

>>42326457
Is an alp so bad, really?

>>42326503
yeah

>>42326289
>have a sort of fetish for parasitism
>all of the blatantly parasitic stuff only applies to women and alps
>suddenly realize the abyss monsters are essentially like female parasites that want to literally attach to you
>realize I love all of them
God I want to become one with an abyss monster

Monkey...

>>42326511
Nachas are probably the most blatant since you become her legs in a way. Wendigos would have been perfect if you became the coat. I hold out hope that someday we'll get a monster that is more direct and you become her arm or something like that but actually hot.

>>42326511
Wait patiently for the head honchos to get announced. You don't want to mate with a servitor race, right?

>>42326511
Isn’t it more symbiosis instead of parasitism since she literally gives you immortality and makes you feel loved instead of just take and take like irl parasites.

>>42326503
nah /jp/ are just virgins

>>42326512
>secretary troll
would be too busy breeding her to get any work done

>>42326532
Parasite doesn't always mean a negative relationship.

>>42326537
I believe he means mutualism

>>42326542
I don't know I just want her to replace my organs by inserting her entire body into me.

>>42326503
Bad in what way?

>>42326542
That’s probably what I’m thinking of since I do get symbiosis and mutualism confused sometimes and think they’re the same.

>>42326552
Like what has been stated before the closes you’re gonna get to that specific fetish is with Nachas.

>>42326589
Suzuran is our light!

>>42326561
Bad as in they were men. I rate them about the same as former human women(earth flavor). Although an honest anime orderite former paladin hero turning to an alp for me would probably beat a former earth woman. Bonus points If she still had the armor and urges to be a hero.

>>42326503
Trannies are bad, yes.

>>42326503
if you wouldn't plow that tight tranny bussy you're probably a faggot or something

>>42326596
>Bad as in they were men
Key word is "were". One the transformation is over, they have two X chromosomes and a functioning female reproductive system, so they're female now. If you think otherwise, you're no different from the IRL trannies who insist that their Y chromosomes and penises don't matter because they have a "female soul" or some horseshit like that.

>>42326635
will you treat tranners as women when gene editing techniques/regulations catch up with sex chromosomes?

>>42326635
You make a compelling case, miss slime. I guess I have to fuck the alp now.

>>42326593

>>42326635
>>>/lgbt/
Go

>>42326657
>believes in the essential human spirit
lmao

>>42326645
Not him but maybe. It's not much wierder them saying would you fuck a catgirl when we can have people grow cat ears and tails, or paws.

>Have Gazer waifu
>She's always watching
>Always
>She notices if I'm happy or upset
>She also notices if I'm horny
>She thinks it's cute, and starts to tease me
>This and the anticipation of what comes next makes me more horny
>Really, really, horny
>Uncomfortably horny
>Humping pillows horny
>Eventually she gets tired of me being so horny
>She starts milking me for everything I'm worth
>She doesn't stop until I'm completely drained
>She'll go until she's stuffed in every hole
>Then she'll start filling bottles as snacks for later
>Eventually I pass out
It's better than it sounds. She wraps me in her stalks and makes sure I'm comfortable. And she cooks breakfast when I wake up. I trust her enough to know she wouldn't spike my food.
I love my Gazer waifu.

This is why alps should’ve never been a thing I just want to talk about normal monster girl stuff.

>>42326674
But if the alps were never real, how would we get the Swiss?

>>42326674
people just can't be normal about it. unsurprisingly.

>>42326677
the Swiss? which monster girl is that or is that some location in MGE.

>>42326674
It's not our fault some people insist on applying real-life rules to a setting that runs on fetish logic.

>>42326674
Blame KC for trying to force his AGP fetish into the MGE canon in the first place.

>>42325771
Got a link?

>>42326734
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28817682

God damn i cant escape my spiteful mature even here.

>>42326635
>If you think otherwise, you're no different from the IRL trannies who insist that their Y chromosomes and penises don't matter because they have a "female soul" or some horseshit like that.
That's not how it works you dumb tranny. Your psychosexual prancing la la homo man feminization fetish is exactly what's disgusting in the first place. I hope you get killed violently.

>>42326713
eel

>>42326732
I was about to say that, for nobody is to blame in this thread for we didn’t make the MGE world, that I can maybe understand the other more stranger stuff in MGE like the Nachas and Wendigos of people being into but those still have a straight aspect to them which MGE is most catered to straight men that you still get a monster wife out of it, but with alps it gets into that territory most straight men won’t get into since alps are men that became women.

>>42326772
Alps are women, chud.

Alps also just striaght up have some disturbing implications

Alps clearly can't be gay because there are Russian Alps. Checkmate, atheists.

>>42326659
Lol, good edit anon.

>>42326766
That's why monsters overpower humans by design.
Otherwise bitter idiots would stay bitter idiots because ????

>>42326635
I do find it funny how people screech tranny and try to argue it both ways.
>tranny can't be a woman because XY/YNBAW
>okay, so under that same logic, alps should be fine since the only thing that matters is biology, right?
>noooo! tranny tranny reeeee
Alps suck anyway though.

>>42326732
I'm convinced his japanese fanbase wanted to be the monstergirl, so he made alps to shut them up. That's the vibe I get with so much alp shit in the QA.

>>42326806
alps are lame bc theyre just flat succubi, not for the other thing

>>42326805
Everyone will feel better once they have their own hound to cuddle.

>>42326815
Wouldn’t surprise me, for aren’t they the nation who is into those two fetishes we shall not name in this thread the most and is where most of THAT is made from.

She's watching

>>42326806
Parmenides (pbuh) refuted the process philosophy of Alpfags with the Eleatic doctrine, which explains to us that Thought and Being are one and the same, thus we can easily conclude all Alps are fake women for they cannot exist without the precedent of being "male".

>>42326845
can she not? im trying to masturbate here

>>42326858
She can help you with that.

>>42326767
Trust me, the vast majority of IRL trannies would reject MGE alpification because they get off on the feeling of victimhood caused by "being born in the wrong body".

>>42326875
i don't think i've met a single tranner who wouldn't push the 'XX chromosomes' button if they could. but there are a lot of freaks out there i guess

>>42326855
Empirical evidence is better than philosophy. Surely if an Alp was tempting you, you wouldn't get hard, right? Because you're straight?
You want to take that bet?

>>42326659
Books of cocky heros falling to monster hands might sell well amount young monsters and radiclals. There’s also likely a good few men out there would be interested in such tales.

>>42326855
>believes in the Eleatic doctrine
lmao

All of your problems would be fixed if you just married a Gazer.

>>42326512
I'm more interested in that OL Troll.

>>42326470
I'm claiming these Monkeys.

>>42326886
>Radicals invade
>You stand a valiant guard but lose to the monstrous hordes
>Some evil looking demon is riding you going on about all the nations falling because you couldn't stop her
>Ruin the mood by muttering
>"This is just like my Japanese cartoons"

>>42326962
Little do you know that she was the writer of some fo those this entire time. The rape intensifies.

>>42326962
>she stops riding you
>ask what is a japneese carton?
>you go from happy aheago to serious in a second
>explain the wonders of doujin and panty vendors in the land of nippon
>she sits there awkwardly as you keep going into your autistic rant about japan and things she cannot even pronounce
>evil military school didn't teach her this!

>go to findahebi.com
>hear it's a great place to meet a girl who shares your interests
>popup with site terms and conditions appears
>hit yes
>three blank popup windows appear and disappear
>several command windows open and close on your computer
>camera light turns on and then off
>computer fan starts to sound like a leaf blower
>get notification on the site
>a hebi would like to chat
>close out of window to try and figure out what's going on with your computer
>notepad opens on your desk top
>hebi REALLY wants to chat, Anon
Bros, she's in my phone too. She's already booked me a ticket to Zipangu, and says that she'll freeze my bank account and get me fired if I don't go. What do?

>>42326997
Well you wanted a hebi. You could always say she should come visit you. She already knows where you live.

>>42326997
out hebi the hebi and go super yan for her

which mgs enjoy hot baths?

>>42327024
kots

>>42327024
Jinkos

>>42327024
theres just something so relaxing about this gif.

>>42327024
all dragon girls

>Walk into a doorframe and bang shoulder
>Shoulder bruises
>Demon wife throws a fit and pampers you for a week

>>42327079
>get a papercut while reading the paper
>kiki immediately puts it into her mouth
>starts sucking it very suggestively and with heart pupils
monsters are weird man

>>42327079
>>Walk into a doorframe and bang shoulder
>>Shoulder bruises
Do you have glass bones and paper skin? Who the fuck bruises by banging into a door?

>>42327133
Jesus man be a bit more sympathetic. Don’t you know he breaks his legs every morning, and every afternoon he breaks his arms, I hear he even lies awake at night till his heart attacks put him to sleep as well

I want to anally rape a hag monster.

>>42327067
>anon thought he could bathe by himself
what a wacky guy

>>42327117
The crazy thing is her saliva would probably heal it really fast, too.

>>42327079
>come back from training my fist against a tree
>Back to the monster who helped me off the street when i was a boy fighting in illegal matches
>But i still fight so i can give her some money, i just try and hide it by saying i got a job
>Its the least i can do for her opening her home for me
>Try and make sure my hands are covered, clean off any blood, and make sure to not show off how sore your hands
>One probelm, she saw me unraveling my wraps and saw what laid beneath

>>42323986
Looks great, one of your better drawings so far.

>>42324478
If her breasts are bigger than your head then you should stay far away.

What should I do if I spot a mimic? Do I pretend not to notice her to not hurt her confidence, or playfully grab her and fondle her object form till she reverts back?

>>42327206
better hope she doesn't find your "do it for her" shrine in your closet

>>42327079
You have 10 seconds to explain why demons aren’t best girls

>>42327221
>Shes conflicted
>She knows about why he still fights, its the only thing he knew
>She knew about it, since sometimes he pees blood and forgets to flush
>But she cant stand to see him get hurt but what else could he do
>And learning about the fact he does it so he can get some money to pay her back for giving him a home
>this poor succ turned to eros for her help

>>42327216
BEGIN FONDLE

>>42327212
nah, im getting closer and motorboating