/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>42283437
You know what they say about girls with big boobs.

Big hearts c:

>>42283437
Various sizes.

>>42283449
enough about the danuki breath. we all know you want to sniff danuki breath, we get it!

>>42283437
Shota Humans belong to Monster Hags.

>>42283450

>>42283466
>that smile
>eyes not visible
the boy is in BIG troubles

>>42283466
I love succs !

>>42283463
It's important that I express my strong desire to inhale danuki breath.

Morning, day, and night, I wanna sniff that precious danuki breath. I don't care if it's right when she wakes up, right after eating, or whatever. I wanna continuously sniff it. I want her to lick my face all over. I want my face to reek of her spit. I wanna make out with her all day.

Fat monster girls

>>42283437
I WILL NOT BE DENIED

ONI

YOUNG LOVE

YOUNG LOVE WITH ICE-ASPECTED ONI

>>42283507
Jun makes nice monster girls

>>42283539
That many eggs isn't good for you...

>>42283539
I'll take cow and horse.

>>42283546
You have to eat ALL the eggs, Anon.

>>42283569
Prevert

>>42283546
Sorry anon you have to eat them in order to stay healthy.

Oh no! The kingdom is under attack by a horde of _____ who also happen to be ______! Roll two d6 die or just use whatever to generate two numbers between 1 and 6.

1 - Goblins
2 - P'orcs
3 - Harpies
4 - Succubi
5 - Elves
6 - Dragons

1 - Barbarian raiders from the savage north.
2 - Fanatical Sabbath cultists intent on converting the entire kingdom.
3 - Lawless sky pirates with a collective love of treasure, adventure, and romance.
4 - Genetically enhanced experiments escaped from a mad gremlin's laboratory.
5 - Druella-loving extremists who plan on converting all of the women into monsters before descending upon the men.
6 - An invading army clad in gleaming silver and flying the holy symbol of Eros, Goddess of Love. They claim to be here to 'liberate you all'.

>>42283607
>Harpies
>Genetically enhanced experiments escaped from a mad gremlin's laboratory
I hope they're black harpies.

>>42283607
>Dragons
>Lawless sky pirates with a collective love of treasure, adventure and romance
Fuck, I'm joining them this is ideal

>>42283607
>Dragons
>Druella-loving extremists who plan on converting all of the women into monsters before descending upon the men.
We are fucked...

>>42283631
>Use stingers
>Dragon disappeares
Easy.

>>42283607
>1-6
God I would be extremely hard if I saw a army of shortstack goblins in lovey dovey pink Eros armor invading my city to “liberate us”.

Pst. Hey buddy wanna buy some nip? It'll insta-molly any catgirl whi sniffs it.

>>42283654
>shoot a missile at the dragon
>it's not enough to do any real damage but she gets a papercut on her cheek from the shrapnel
>falls to the ground and starts crying
>anon cannot resist and comes over to comfort her
That's how they get you. Soon anon will be dropping dark matter bombs on human towns while riding his wife

>>42283607
>Fanatical Sabbath Dragons
Is it finally time to lewd the dragon loli?

>>42283703
Only Molly I need is my trusty M.U.L.E

>>42283728
Anon pls, your making the bugs jealous

This will be a better thread

>I don't wanna nitpick Tom, but is this really your plan?
>Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
>Maybe that's okay for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns
>Then you'll have to make the call
>I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
>You never had the head for all that "bigger picture" stuff
>But Tom that's what I do
>And I plan on eating you slowly

Blue is love, blue is life.

>>42283715
Shoot the other ones when she's is on the grass. Don't be retarded and mere'd her if you really want her.

>>42283477
Their relationship is purely platonic and wholesome

>>42283783
Since when zombie speaks and have big though ?

>>42283866
If you can train a parrot to talk, why not a zombie?

>>42283912
>zombies can only speak through mimicking the mating calls of other monsters
>there's a hoard of zombies on Anon's lawn
>one keeps calling him tom
>one is doing baby talk and saying to pound her cunny
>one is rubbing her ass on the window talking about her nonexistent fluffy tail
>one keeps trying to headbutt through his wall and failing
>the last one us just asleep holding a chunk of cheese

>And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters […]
>So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns.
>And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:
>And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.

I wonder how well my friends and family would react to my lolibaba baphomet wife after the portals opened.

>>42284228
She might not like it but showing that she could be an adult with a megamorphosis spell and then changing back afterwards would help a lot.

>>42284007
Kill yourself.

I really love monster hags

>>42284280
>Bapho wife can transfer between big boob adult bapho and wide hip small bapho forms
Best monster

>>42284280
Don't force your wife to change for others. Be a loud and proud lolicon

>>42283607
>Barbarian Elves from the Savage North
Ah, one of the few good variants.
They usually give a list of demands before the assault, so I'll just go ahead and play Diplomat.

>>42284485
Oh yeah? Well I really love monster girls my own age!
Shame I only seem to be able to get hags to date me.

>>42284850
Move out of hagville then
I'll take your spot

Would you be nerdhound's prince charming?

>>42284886
>Move out of hagville then
Can't. Had to sign a contract with the demon guide when I moved there and now I can't legally leave.

>>42284953
No but I'd be her Shrek.

>>42284736
It's not forcing her to change, it's making a statement. Show them we could absolutely be a normal couple but we actively choose to have kinky loli sex instead.

>>42284956
You do realize what that means right?

>>42284967
That I will have to take that job at McMonsters to pay rent?

>>42284986
Someone in that town already owns you
They're just waiting for the perfect time to strike

>>42284996
Well, might as well roll to see what monster girl that demon sold my contract to
>https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>Doppelganger
Well, seems like I'm never going to find out who it is then. Could be anyone.

First Friday of the year, how about spending it with your auntster?

>>42285100
I wish I could

>>42285100
My parents won't let me visit my Satyros auntster after she got me black out drunk.

Baphomets are strong. One can easily bridal carry a fully grown adult man

Hellhounds smell like shit.
>Wet dog
>Sulphur (rotten eggs)
>Literal shit

Why on earth would you want to be within a 100 yards of one?
I know I wouldn't.

>>42285243
The portals open and a baph prince carries you home, her loli subordinates cheering for their triumphant heroine and her groom to be.

>>42285246
You're just saying that so you can have all the hellhounds for yourself.

>>42284996
>Anon is legally required to marry someone from that village

There is no harm in staying in Pandemonium for a few years, decades or centuries without leaving. Everyone else will just think you've been gone for a few weeks at most.

>Have sex with dark angel wife for two millennia
>Be back home for dinner

>>42285336
Meant to link >>42285322

>>42285322
I don't feel safe going without a tour guide to keep me out of the bad neighborhoods.

Reminder that the act of showing a condom to your monster with the intent to use it will only result in her slapping it out of your hands and ovulating harder
And yes it stacks with buffs

>>42283437
LET ME MAKE IT ABUNDANTLY CLEAR:

I do not like musky pig/orcs! I do not want midget goblins! I do not want smelly matted fur beast girls! I do not want butthurt little girls people call "Dwarves!" I want and will only take date-invites from high elf ojuo-samas from Avelorn or wood elf tomboys from the Deep Woods. I will marry my way into elven luxury and be happy.

Ideas for pics?

>>42285436
Lich drinking some LIQUID DEATH mountain water

>>42285436
cait sith

>>42285430
>alerting the elf hags
Are you fucking insane?

>>42285436
Jinko phone scammer

>>42285436
Ice girl lolis playing in the snow in bikinis like they were at a beach

None.

>>42285246
>he doesn't wash his hellhound with nice-smelling shampoo
>he lets his hellhound roll in the dirt or, worse, in hell's sulfur mines
when they say "abandon all hope all ye who enter here" you don't have to take it literally

>>42285535
This man knows what's good

>>42285436
Eros-worshipping goblins

>>42285436
extinct species of your choice but as a beastgirl begging you to repopulate her kind

>>42285436
minos in the gym

>>42285436
anon carrying a sandworm while she's in her "lamia" form

>>42285561
Are you going off my diceroll where I got Eros Goblins by any chance, which can be seen here. >>42283683

>>42283607
>P'orcs
>Barbarian raiders from the savage north.
Again? It's like the fifth one this week.

>>42285436
Men shooting a rata stealing his pumpkin

>>42284736
>Be a loud and proud
fuck that shit, thats too close to being like the alphabet people.
I tolerate my heterodox sexual preferences I will not be proud of them.

>>42285738
You good man? did a rata leak out your deep dark secrets or something to the public and you want revenge on their kind because of it.

>>42284228
>introduce loli bapho to your parents
>to your relief, she acts like an adult and almost gets through the entire evening without saying anything weird
>almost
>"no, anon asked me to save the baby talk for the bedroom"
>god damn it

Where's the guy that obsesses over these? I want to know if he ever had trouble buying from freaky japan sites.

>>42285777
Silver demon bullet, though it was obvious.

>>42285890
Ah got you probably should’ve added shooting demon realm silver rounds at ratas to be more clear of what you mean next time.

Dark Brave can easily beat you even while she is masturbating with one hand and fondling her breast with the other.

>>42285914
>Dark Brave can easily beat you even while she is masturbating with one hand and fondling her breast with the other.
That's hot

>>42285436
very thicc rabbit jumping pussy first onto an anon
face

>>42285914
Imagen a dark brave that's just fingering herself with one hand and fondling her breast with the other and you still can't beat her.
She keeps talking about how sexy you are and how horny she gets just from seeing you
After you fall down she just stands over you, still fingering herself like there's no tomorrow, letting her juices drip on your face.

>>42286051
just dont get hit, and catch her off balance to throw her, easy win

>>42285907
I always assumed that every time speak about gun and missiles launcher they are used with demon silver rounds.

>>42286064
>Dark brave
>off balance
Yeah, and I guess I'll just go with one billion at the lottery while I'm at it

>>42286051
The trick is to not actually try to beat her, just turn 360 degrees and walk away with your eyes closed and your ears plugged. She could just stab you with demon silver but she’s too horny to stop groping herself

>>42286086
she aint a machine so she has to fuck up and since shes only using her legs, she will be off balance

>>42286086
>dark brave leaves herself open for an easy throw
>as you throw her, her tail wraps around your waist and pulls you down on top of her
>she still hasn't stopped fingering herself

>>42286119
fuck, but is it long enough for that?

>>42286119
well time to make her give up by using the tech my late kakuen master taught me how to deal with monsters whil im on top, she said i could only use it once

It may be a new year, however is still fox breeding season! Be careful, anon!

>>42286213
im not scared of old women, anon. they will throw out their hips in attempting to rape me

dont jump over bunny girls anon

sex with sea hags

>>42286259
Why not? With my skateboard I can easily clear like three bunny girls

>>42285869
>introduce actually young loli monstergirl to your parents
>tell them the "some monsters age differently than humans" explanation
>it's still true but not exactly in the obvious way

>>42286299
Can you handle three of them in bed? Cause that's how you say you are interested

>>42286293
Why is my teacher dressed like a bunny gurl

>>42285100
Auntie Wock has been touching me in funny places...

>>42286329
Jump based mage fags are fucked than, because the higher you jump the more interested the wererabbit will become.

>>42286368
In tonight's episode, anon learns to jump good

>>42286293
The more I look at this image the more I don’t like it because that Mindflayer is married.

>>42286347
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!!

>>42283449
>>42286411
Which of these is the worst spamposter?

>>42285436
vampire eating a burger

>>42286386
Just imagine that it's you and your monster wives standing in front of a large mirror.

>>42286411
Do you even get tired of saying the same things over and over again, even I’ve calmed down on the Wendigo incubus posting because I wanted to talk about other things.

>>42286433
Of course we do.
So you either make more content yourself or go insane daydreaming about your wife.

>>42286411
soul
>>42283449
cringe :/

I'd wife a cu sith.
Not a cait sith though.

>>42286460
>>42286420
It's the same person

that last one was too questionable.

something something make new OC or go insane.

All you need to do to shut a cheshire cat up is stick your fingers in her mouth

>>42286462
>>42286473
Furfaggots belong in >>>/trash/

>>42283437
>What are you having today?

>>42286487
There is no /trash/ mge thread to my knowledge.

>>42286494
Good and also not my problem, now fuck off.

>>42286483
i tried your advice but I putted my whole fist in her mouth while going back home and she didn't want to let go. I don't mind but now she sits next to me on my couch while nibbling my wrist. Do you have any advice who could help me ?

>>42286492
Can I have an order of milk with a side of milk and a glass of milk to drink?

>>42286542
Push deeper

>>42286337
>Why is my teacher dressed like a bunny gurl
Sounds like the title of a web novel

>>42286547
Didn't help, she gagged and made weird sounds but haven't let go. More of my arm is blocked... Anything else ?

>>42286567
>>42286552
Sorry, this was meant for you

>>42286567
put your other fist in her ass

>>42286567
Keep going deeper. Shove your entire arm in if you have to. Eventually she'll let go.

>>42283437

>>42286580
>>42286594
I feel like you're not trying to help me.

>>42286622
Give her a taste of her medicine and nibble her ears

>>42286651
I just did and it works. She turned red and called me a freak before teleporting out. Thanks

>>42286431
The Squid, The Cow, The Fairy and The Cosmic Witch, that sounds like a long title to a adventure movie like The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the wardrobe.

Jabberwock says she has a way to stay warm during these cold winter nights. I think it's some bigger blankets or something!

>>42286694
GARGANTUAN OBESE VORE BEAST!

>>42286513
Be nice

>>42286701
The only thing she’s voring is my seed.

>>42283450
>Hug a small-chest monster
>Your hearts are very close, strong feeling of love and unity
>Hug a big-breasted monster
>Smothered in useless fat, can't even feel her heartbeat

>Herbivore men or grass-eater men (草食(系)男子, Sōshoku(-kei) danshi) is a term used in Japan to describe young men who express little interest in getting married or being assertive in relationships with women.
>herbivore men have a non-assertive, indifferent attitude toward desires of flesh.
How would a monster girl react if you introduced yourself as an herbivore man?

New Gaira's coming.
White Bunny spats is the cover this time.
https://twitter.com/ComicGaira/status/1611299275941765122

>>42286880
>herbivore outing himself to a predator
hmmm, I wonder how this is going to end

How can you say you love your monster wife if you wouldn't let her vore you?

>>42286897
end yourself mentally retarded spammer

>>42286880
I wish I could be like them and off that part of my brain. I don't to be reminded everytime of day why I'm a failure

>>42286888
>Herbivore man anon outs himself to a carnivorous woman kitsune
>Her eyes start glowing
>She's already thinking of who to invite to the marriage ceremony

>>42286921
I sometimes wonder how many mentally ill shitposters are actually here and how much of that is just one tard cycling the bait.
4chan is really getting shittier with every year, can't even have a niche autism club in peace anymore.

Never underestimate the P'Orc WAAAGH!

>>42286946
Define mentally ill.

Why do I have a feeling breath anon, vore monster anon and cait sith anon are the same person and likes to troll the thread once in awhile, could be wrong but makes me wonder lmao.

>>42286948
P'Orcs are mob tier, just like slimes.
The only way you'd lose is if you got cocky and tried to take on too many at once.

>>42286612
I never worry about some hebi stalking me because I live way up north with a cold ass winter.
How many hebi do you see up in North Dakota? Not many, I tell ya!

>>42286946
A few of the threads I go to have honest to god avatarposters.
>cait sith anon are the same person
Nope. There was someone else who posted a purple cat in a schoolsuit with a bunch of bait though.

>>42286963
>Every post I don't like is made by the same person

>>42286970
They're mob tier under normal conditions. When they're part of a H'Orc led WAAAGH! on the other hand...

Goblins are a noble race.

>>42286980
Japanese winters can be brutal, hebis make it through with the power of the kokatsu and hot pots.
I'm sure your hebi stalker will find ways to deal with the cold.

>>42286880
I wouldn't go so far as to say that but I'd definitely say the part about not wanting romance or a relationship. It's an elaborate trap to get a monsters attention though

>>42286986
It’s the repeats over and over again I don’t like, that I bet you if you go to the archives almost in every monster girl thread there’s at least one reply that is along the lines of “I want to smell Danuki breath” or “BIG FAT VORE MONSTER” that it gets tiring and makes me wonder if it’s from the same person.

>>42286243
>older monster tries to rape a young man
>sprains her back, feels her hip crack
>young man very kindly takes her home and comforts her
Well that's one way of getting married I guess

>>42287002
Imagine saying that to an Eros follower.
>Pink cow is now desperate to teach (You) about love

>>42285883
booth is just a division of pixiv
have bought non mg-related avatars from there, haven't had issues buying from there in the past

>Hey Anon, what kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?
>....
>A fizzition!
-13HP
>Hey, Hey! Anon! How can you tell the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
>....
>Snowballs!
-15HP
>Anon! Anon! Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
>.....
>Pretty nuts!
-15HP
Anon blacked out.

>>42286882
cute neighbor medusa

>>42287038
If this dumb can't doesn't stop, I'm going to start finishing her jokes for her

>>42286678
it's good to have him back

>>42283607
>5
>1
>Savage barbarian elves from the North
I will be the unsuspecting fisherman's son who becomes a communal husband for the elven raiding party

>>42287025
you know if it's easy to export to an external modelling program or it is just an awkward unityproject file?

>>42287019
>BIG FAT VORE MONSTER
That's a meme though. The breath one is a bit stranger but ritual posting is strange but far from uncommon.

>>42286986
1. Bad off topic image poster
2. Even if that wasn't the case they might as well be treated as a single person who needs to be banned and put in the spam filter. The voreposter, breath poster, are just shitty spam posters posting garbage, in the case of the voreposter for years now.

>>42287038
This cat needs anal correction.

>>42287146
Depends on the seller
Even if it's a unityproject file, you can just grab a version of unity (considering that they're targeting VRChat, probably 2019.4.31f1 [also unity is free]) and then just import the .fbx into Blender/other

>>42285883
?

>>42286701
>ANON. PLEASE STOP
>IM NOT A VORE BEAST!
>I JUST LIKE SWEETS.
>PLEASE... please...

>New cu sith art in the works
I'm happy

>>42287167
>Partial asshole reveal
This is a chesh speciality, this is why you don't give them your number.

>>42287181
>>42287177
basically i just want the dragon zombie to import it into blender. I just wasn't sure if unity had the export function. Still sounds dodgy though, which kinda sucks.

>>42285436
I'm piggybacking off of this anon's request >>42285566 and suggesting a smilodon jinko

>>42287104
>hey anon! did you hear about the guy that passed by the ratatoskir district?
>why yes the whole ordeal when they found out that he was single was pretty nutty
>parry multiplier: x10
>-100hp
>cheshire blacked out!

>>42287211
Put peepee up the purple cat’s butthole.

>mamono are just a dream, i will never live there with my love one
>No women will be nice with me
>Always the same look of disgust or indifference
>Deep down i know that they're right
>I will die alone and forgotten, having literally failed at life
>Portal can't be real
I feel like MGE and is impossibility as crush most of my hopes and motivations. I come here everyday, spend most of my time daydreaming about it, i drink more and feel more hatred for a lot of things. Even in my daydreams about MGE, i end up killing my self. I'm alone in this case ?

>>42287253
Yes.

>>42287253
yup

>>42287213
Is blender what that porn 3d model site uses?

>>42287253
Are you the same anon that keeps posting the depressing monster girl greentext stories where anon gets a sad ending even though the MGE universe is a universe that is supposed to make you happy and loved.

Do you like your monsterfu's girl smell?

>>42287253

>>42286347
it makes me feel good
>>42286368
>hfw you can double and even triple ump over her

>>42287272
I don't know what site that is but blender is a foss 3d modelling program so most use it. Most porn games are made with shitty premade daz models though, which was like AI art before it was cool.

>>42287262
>>42287267
Fugg (do we have a gondola mamono?)
>>42287276
Possible, I'm not sure about what you're referring to. Might happen when I'm drunk.

>>42287298
>>42287272
Talking about smutbase
All the models I got there use blender

>>42287305
Stop drinking

>>42287309

>>42287307
Yeah then all of those are in blender at least from what I saw.

>>42287213
When you open a unityproject file in Unity, it unpacks all of the files into textures, .fbx (a 3D model format), (normally) set-up material files for shader of choice (lilToon in this case, but we don't care about that), and (normally) prefabricated setups that are good for drag and drop (there's more for avatar files but we don't care about that in this case, you're just after the .fbx and the textures)
You can import the .fbx file right into Blender from where Unity unpacks it in the project, map the textures from there.

>>42287251
I dunno, I heard cat ass isn't that good.

>You have attracted the attention of a scurry of wild ratas

>>42287340
Which monster girl gives the most pleasurable anal sex?

>>42286694
>tfw ywn get smothered by a fat and tall Jabberwock when you sleep, keeping you very warm

>>42287345
No one is scared by those little shits. They always have cold feets and flee.

>>42287360
Yeah, but these ratas have ratabies. Their "give a fuck" is at 0, and they're coming to rape.

>>42287366
And the hunter will become the hunted when I finish smoking all this raging mushrooms. Fuck ratas, literally

>>42287253
If your problems aren't unsolvable, your negativity is the one thing that prevents you from achieving your goals. Consider physical exercise and dropping the bottle.
If your problems ARE unsolvable, bringing them to your fantasies is still a complete waste of time and missing the point of escapism. Embrace nihilism, it doesn't mean being a sad sack crying in fetal position all day.

>youve attracted feral wurms to your location

>>42287366
Ratas are too small and weak to fight. If they assault you just put your hand on their forehead and watch them swing wildly. If that bothers you pin her arms behind her back. If the angry rata noises bother you just jam a ball gag in her mouth. If you need to remove her just tie her up like a hog and carry her like a gym bag to the nearest lumberjack.
If she's a loli, no need to do all of that. Just call the truancy officer.

>>42287360
this pack is led by an alpha rata though

>>42287395
Yes, but when you have 15 descending upon your location. Numbers will overwhelm.

>>42287400
shes like 5 ft tall lmao

>>42287405
grab as much rata, and hold

>>42287405
I RAPE. EVERY. RATA. NOW
I RAPE. EVERY. RATA. NOW
I RAPE. EVERY. RATA. NOW
I RAPE. EVERY. RATA. NOW

>>42287351
Probably succubi though I have a suspicious about undead butt being top tier

>>42287390
Don't want to drop bottle but will try exercises one day.

>>42287440
Poor wurm, she doesn't deserve this fate.

>>42287405
Tell them all to "Learn to code".

>>42287445
you could be the young punk to make her smile

>>42287435
I would maybe get into a hobby too, since that’s what helped me which was the fish hobby if you want to get into something like that.

>>42287446
That just makes them angrier.

>>42287454
Nothing a """pumpkin spice""" latte won't cure.

tank incoming

>>42283458
Give me middle, I want to sling her over my shoulder.

>>42287467
>Not hazelnut latte
You've made them even angrier

Decided to do the wno girls in bikini thing but It'll take me a while, since I'm trying out poses and trying to to do a pic with three characters at the same in It. Gotta try out new things, right?

>>42287502
cow
also cursed mirco uzi gal with her downtown city cousin, the mp7

>>42287507
They won't tell the difference. It's all artificial poison.

>>42287519
thats how you get better

>>42287570
cupid. sexy......

>>42287253
you could be a miserable piece of shit OR you could funpost!

>>42286694
What dies she eat?

>>42287574
I like cupid from mgq

>>42287596
two meat pies and four gallons of milk.

I like guns, and imma make cursed gun mgs

>>42287597
as you should

>>42287610
i cannot deny the heart pupils

My bun is schizo, how do I help her?

>>42287634
normal wonderland stuff

>>42287637
So go to wonderland with her?

I wish to give massive creampies to a lilim

>>42285100
I'm supposed to be helping my Tanuki auntster with her making a movie! I'm really excited about it to I just turned 18 so I can now work on the set with her!

>>42285436
Otohime looking in a mirror doing her old idol routine.

>>42285566
That's a good movie Anon.

>>42285566
nta but i'll take that request

>>42287519
Nice, can't wait to see it.

>>42287634
What the fuck would that be like, she’s delusional that you made a childhood marriage promise with her but the truth is you never even met her when you were kids, so she tries to use the power from Ero’s love and Wonderland magic to cause a time distortion so the two of you can be actual childhood friends and make that promise a reality, I don’t know just writing this while I go.

>>42287737
>What the fuck would that be like
She tells me that the The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets and that Their true purpose is sinister.

>>42286694
I like the sag.

>>42287761
yes, sag is delicious and her pudgy belly is so good

>>42287393
>>42287490
i just love this artist for some reason

>>42287818
i love it too, he makes lovely art

Is it ok for a bapho to look like this?

>>42287818
Yeah he's pretty good, has a nice imagination with monster scenarios and wet/shiny skin is very erotic

>>42287711
i don't know what movie it's referencing i just like Thylacine in particular and other extinct girls from Kemono Friends in general

>>42287827
yes, even better

i headcannon that luficer in MGE is the sister of the chief god and is the adoptive mother of Lilth

I bought too many cool games on steam and now am too distracted from drawing.
I need a cute art fairy to bonk me on the head and keep me drawing (or any other wife desu).
Please post at least one cute art fairy drawing for me to save btw. I can't find any in my monster folder.

>>42287901
I've been scanning alien weeds in Elite Dangerous.

>>42287901
aight, something i made

>>42287901
I have edged for the whole day

>>42287907
I've been losing tanks to stupid shit in Codename Panzer and killing Field Beasts in Gothic 2. Gotta step my game up.
>>42287925
That's actualy super unhealthy for your balls and penis. Just cum after 20 minutes and be done with it. Please do not strain your health.
>>42287915
cute, saved

>>42287901
SLING INK EVERY DAY!

>>42287934
thnaks, made it a long time ago. have an old demon cow

>>42285436
Holy shit someone actually drew something I suggested
I'm so happy!

I want to sexually harass a werewolf.
I have no idea why, but I need to do it.

>>42287985
i wanna grope a fat and tall kiki

>>42287985
>>42288002
Why isn't the HR department doing anything about this?
Or are they the ones getting sexually harassed?

>>42287985
>>42288002
Please do not sexually assault the beastwomen

>>42288013
>>42288016
but its fun to play with the chubby beastman as well as the cows

>>42287976
it's a great feeling, right?
>>42287959
Daisy Dukes really are the best.
>>42287947
oh shit, better get to work, I don't want the art fairy to dom me, haha

>>42288016
Instructions unclear. Told a werewolf she is really cute while it's mating season.

>>42288024
especially when the monster is extra thicc

perfect kot

>>42287934
ye I know, but I got super aroused today for some reason, idk why
>>42287959
holy shit she's fat.
draw her bigger horns plz

Please be careful when visiting Wonderland or interacting with anyone who has recently vacationed there.
The Queen of Hearts is obsessed with rabbits to the point of casting a spell convincing any poor monster who enters it that they are a March Hare for the rest of the year.

>>42288058
shes old and fat demon, who just bought you from your parents for 420 and some change

>>42287157
>That's a meme though
No it's not, it's literally one guy who's been spamming it for years. Don't try to act like it's some thing that everyone loves and is some beloved staple, it's a faggot pushing his /d/ fetish. "It's a meme" is such a fucking shit excuse that isn't even true.

>>42287157
That's western garbage that keeps getting posted here

>>42288056
Too fat, too dark.

>>42288074
Huh, kinda funny then.

>>42288115
What else, too sexy?

>>42288115
anon is too picky

>>42288123
>>42288134
If you sell something as perfect, it must be perfect

>>42288123
eh nta but i agree that its too fat.
as someone with a fat fetish i can safely say that it crosses over from "gawd damn she's thicc" to just being fat. hands and arms are far too plump.
dont post this cat again.

>>42288056
God I love chocolate with white hair.

Monster girls will never be real...
How do you cope bros?
I tried having lucid dreams with MG's but it's fucking hard...

>>42287157
>That's a forced meme
FTFY

>>42288160
I drink like said earlier.

>>42288160
I cope by thinking one day it might happen and send a prayer to the big man. It is what it is.

>>42288170
Don't drink too much anon, it's not good for your body and mind...

>>42288115
Now you're gonna get it

MGE is the only place where I can honestly imagine someone who is not my mom or grandmother would love me and not get tired of me.

>>42288191
Yeah not much we can do sadly...

>>42288208
guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting...

>>42288208
MGE is the universe, where the argument of "your waifu wouldn't want you" is never true.

>>42288274
but you might not want your waifu

>>42288056
nice winter coat
so much loose hair in spring

>>42288282
That also wouldn't be true

>>42288282
If you don't want her, she's not your waifu.

>>42288311
You'll change your tune when there is a ghoul on your dick

>>42285100
say something nice about your aunt

>>42288328
MGE runs on the rule that, no matter what, love wins in the end. Things will work out how they're supposed to, there are no bad endings for good people.

>>42288332
good hugs

>>42288208
Way to make it creepy anon

>>42288336
>Everybody's born to compete as he chooses.
>But how can someone win if winning means that someone loses?

>>42288115
more cat for me then

>>42288056
>menace to society
Pfft, what does she do? Take extra long naps in that one sunny spot? Silly kot

This is my wife! Say something nice to her!

>>42288471
>Say something nice to her!
oooouuuuuuoohhh

>>42288471
broom scythe is interesting. guess it's the preferred form of travel?
might need a bigger one to have her husband ride too

>>42288471
something nice to her!

>>42288471
Annabelle, right?

>>42288516
Correct
Here she's doing finishing touches on a living doll

cold lifeless zombie pussy!

Caturday cometh

>>42288523
That's so cute! I think my waifu would get along great with her.

>>42288568
Every time I see a zombie I'm thinking about Frederika from MGQ her scene when you lose to her was fucking hot...

>>42288571
>short on cash
>get a job at a cat cafe
>sigh and put on your 'hi my name is Tom' name badge
hope ms jinko comes by again

>Find the head of a beautifully ornate automaton, who refers to herself haughtily as "the finest creation of the greatest fabricant of my time"
>She immediately enlists you to find the rest of her parts and reassemble her, because she sees you staring at her masterfully-crafted face and assumes you have an eye for detail
>Her torso's in a museum in Lescatie, where it was apparently repurposed as the breastplate (emphasis on breast) of a great hero
>One arm's coordinates are showing up as a mountain in Dragonia, meaning it's probably in a dragon's hoard
>Another arm says it's in the middle of the ocean, meaning something terrible, no doubt
>The left leg's still in some old ruins, she identifies them as a vault which "was impenetrable in its time and is likely still so today"
>The right leg is in Wonderland
>To aid you on this quest, she supplies you with the schematics for a suit of power armor and several weapons to mount on it, both of which she says are "primitive enough for even one of those green-haired walking mockeries to fashion"
Are you a bad enough dude to assemble the world's finest waifubot?

>>42288665
nah, too much ego

Do not try to pick up a lewd boobie wolf.

you guys liking nav's new style?
i'm often averse to change but i like where it's going

>>42288698
I miss when the body types he drew were more varied.

SOFT

>>42288665
sure, just let me fetch my wife, this sounds like a fine quest for both of us to enjoy together

>>42288818
she should wear some more clothes, it's cold out

>>42288568
Weird I was just thinking about her.

>>42288858
Band-Aid Tits that’s gonna hurt pulling them off.

>>42288665
>Her torso's in a museum in Lescatie
That's a sneak job

>>42288967
you could kiss and make it better

>>42288730
Soft and dark just how I like them

>>42288730
love me some cocoa

>>42288665
Why even need power armour? Outside of the breastplate this seems easy, I'm sure the dragon will be willing to help out once it's explained to her, wonderland would be annoying but doable, you could hire an aquatic girl to help with the sea stuff and the vault will make for a great archeological dig site

>>42288954
same, I bet you could just eat food off her thighs instead of needing to use plates to make her happy

>>42288665
Just for the power armor and the energetic Gatling, canon, automatic shotgun and the flamer i will do it.

>>42288698
I don't dislike it although it's not yet up to the level of the previous one, wonder what prompted him to change it.

>>42288698
I'm not a fan of pixel "art" in general

>>42289150
it looks crude

>>42289166
i find it super charming but maybe i played too many 2d games

>>42289196
I like pixels in 2D games like Symphony of the Night in which you develop a whole movement pattern of pictures is great, but still pixelated images are not art

>OHOHOHO, alone again? How unfortunate, but if you ask nicely I will consider becoming your girlfriend.

>>42289227
Okay, let's got to McDonald's for a date!

>>42289205
a curious and somewhat arbitrary distinction but ok

>>42288665
dont even need power armor
>museum
just sneak in and out quick during the night. since the automaton has already marked my aura, the guards cant catch me.
the hard part is the components that were removed for it to be a breastplate... eh. im sure the local automaton factory would help me.
>dragon's hoard
im sure the dragon is just a nerd that likes rare stuff and would be willing to give it up if i find something of equal value
>ocean
get a fish gal to help me
>vault
the wurm
>wonderland
good ol backwards long jump technique. nothing can beat the backwards long jump technique!

>>42288665
>Oh, that was your leg? Funny story, my wife's been using it as a dildo.

>>42289249
That's the trick. You need the power armor so you have something to trade with the dragon.

>>42289227
I'll politely refuse by telling her that a beautiful and refined high-class girl like her is simply too good for someone like me.

>>42289238
Anon please, you can't take a Wight to such a lowly institution, go to Nando's instead

>>42289288
>Nando's
wish their butterfly chicken was bigger

>post portal world
>demons infest the web with confirmations that are actually marriage or 'find you a wife' contracts

I just want to play my shitty video games without having to actually read the EULA!

>>42289298
l
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>>42289298
As long as I can find a masochistic powerbottom demon, I'm happy.

>>42289298
can't happen if I get married as soon as I can. I'll use my foreknowledge of how things work to walk right past the horny hordes to my one true wife. All i have to do is not ever thing any of them look cute before I reach her.

>>42289298
if you want an ancient demon you still got to whip out the grimoire and summon them. they're not used to all that tech stuff

>>42289298
I would actually be a little annoyed by that, where you can’t even play in peace without a demon breathing down your neck, that you have to sign their contracts to play their game and to get further on dlcs for the game too.

>>42289249
>dont even need power armor
She refuses to let you embark without being "properly dressed". If you press the issue, she'll be genuinely hurt that you don't want to wear what she made for you.
>museum
The internals are hidden in an Order fortress, so you can expect to deal with them there too. She refuses to use any factory-made parts, only her own one-of-a-kind pieces, as she'll accept nothing but 100%.
>dragon's hoard
"What use would an overgrown lizard need with such a fine part? Yes, I mean you, 'dragon'. I've seen mightier beings working as maids. In fact, my... associate here is twice as impressive as you'll ever be, and he can prove it."
>ocean
This part seems to be deep within a trench, who your guide stops at the edge of, telling you that it's inhabited by the Endwurm, a beast of unparalleled might and friendliness. You are in danger of being hugged apart, even through the armor, if she takes notice of you.
>vault
The part itself is being worn by the automaton's sister, the fabricant's second-greatest creation. You're going to have to navigate the minefield that is prying the two apart as they start catfighting.
>wonderland
Power armor means accelerated backhops would work better here, but otherwise you've got this one.

She is NOT high-maintenance, her self-repair protocols are highly advanced.

>>42288147

>>42289405
only 1 heart?

>>42289405
how i wish to be with my wife, me being the small and shorter one
>>42288665
imma just make her a whole new body lmao

>>42289435
i'm not sure if she's as delicate as she'd like me to believe

>>42289435
lazy kot

>>42289446
shes not delicate per say but her heart sure is
>>42289452
>tfw your kot wife got woken up when you woke up at 4 am

cute dog

>>42289494
would make puppies with

jiangshi sex is good, tey are as think as buns

>>42289444
I want to be the smaller king to a muscle fat mini giantess termite queen while we are surrounded by our many children in our city sized termite hill we call home.

>>42289507
sisters in hopping

>>42289507
this bun is sus as fuck, I don't trust her

>>42289516
Woah scary!

>>42289514
its strongfat bro
>>42289516
yes, as well as their other friends grasshopperchan and flea chan
>>42289517
butt y?