/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42272679
>>42272679
sex with creepy girls rule

Thank God I found this thread in time, I fucked up the search bar and I just had monster girl in the search and what popped up was ntr bullshit, that I just needed to put thread in the ending and it fixed it.

>>42272679
>Get bodyguard to protecting me from the disgusting hellhound who touched my hand
>Same hellhound applies and says she will do it for free
>doesn't take no for an answer
>wake up to her at my front door at the middle of the night
>Tells me the bodyguards protect at all times and must enter my house
>she has to protect me by sharing the same bed
>To keep women from grabbing my hand I must hold her hand in public 24/7
>Try to say no
>She opts to princess carry me everywhere
>Tells me that to protect me she needs make sure no woman will think I'm free
She's pregnant now...

>be me
>come into work today
>boss walks by my desk with some cute girl I’ve never seen before
>”anon, I’d like you to meet Helga. She’s going to be working here starting today”
>stand up to chase her hand
>not a hand
>it’s a paw
>get a closer look at her
>she’s an Anubis
>”n-nice to meet you”
>helga just smiles at me
>walks over to my other coworkers desk, but looks back at me one more time and winks

Bros, I don’t know how to feel about this new girl. All day she kept asking me questions about personal things like do you have a girlfriend or are you seeing anyone. Now she wants to go out for coffee. What do?

Must touch, cuddle and breed with voluptuous piggies.

>>42272712
Date her mother

>>42272704
Hire a second bodyguard.

>>42272718
yes, this is what i wish, and afterwards, sleep on her

For some reason Flea girls keep screaming something about Argentina

>>42272726
>All of the Bodyguards are Bicorns
>Hellhound starts getting angry at me
>I have to protective kisses now
>She never leaves my side
>She holds me in bed now
Made it worse

Good night Anons,

Take care and don't burn down the thread.
instead, take care and remember that defeating a bunch of P'Orc bandits mean that they're now your wives!
Be careful when adventuring.

>>42272769
Good night anon, sleep well.

Hebi wouldn't have to stalk me, I admit it I would instantly run to her arms.

>>42272762
bnuuy cow?

>>42272756
Get a lawyer sue her then this is unwanted advances.

Found art of the termite girls that I was talking about in the previous thread which maybe they would start out like pic related but the more you fuck them they would become mini giantesses and be muscle fat women.
And for the incubus part with the termite girls maybe the males could sprout out extra limbs to build things faster, that with your termite wife you would build mega structures together that could hold your big family, also the extra limbs are reversible that they would essentially be based off Tien’s multi armed technique.

I wanna sniff danuki breath morning, day, and night!

The creepier and more yandere she is, the better. I need a monsterfu to match my creepiness

>>42272908
i need a creepy monster wife for the oppiste reason, i want me and her to contrast so damn hard

Don’t know if this can be edited but I wish the one on the right was a shota incubus, that the succubus on his left is his much older and bigger wife.

>>42272936
anon, draw it yourself also incubus just means you get unshackled from human limits, thats all

>>42272922
Are you sure you can handle creepy?
>Going through your texts and emails
>Putting hidden cameras up around the house
>Creeping on you at work
>Distancing you from your friends
>Distancing you from your family
>Removing the doors in the house, so she can always see you
>Policing what you do online
And that's not even getting into the grotesque things like cooking with her fluids, biting you to draw blood, harvesting your hair/pubes and saving it for later, etc., etc.

>>42272959
>not chaining me up in some cabin in the middle of nowhere with a subsistence farm out back
Is she even trying? Hebis would cringe if they read this.

>>42272959
family is the one thing that wont do but my wife can understand, and when we are visiting my parents she has to dial her creepiness down to a level where she stays a creep but doenst cause a freakout

Godzilla-chan wants you to destroy a city with her!

>>42272951
I’m not too good at drawing, and also I thought if that is your fantasy your monster wife can let you indulge in it if they wanted too, I mean we literally have a cult of monsters that mess with age magic for crying out loud so a shota incubus happening isn’t out of the question.

>>42272984
the shota part is k, but the horns and tail is too far

>>42272970
Yetis do it better. They have a cabin way up in the arctic. 100s of miles from civilization. You either stay, and she takes care of you and violently rapes you and forces you to lick her naughty bits, or you leave and die by freezing to death. Note, she's not very hygienic either. Toothpast, shampoo, and soap are non-existent where she is. And all you're eating is charred meat over a fire. And all you're drinking is melted snow and her pussy juice.

>>42272982
Persecution of the masses

>>42272679
Doing a Danger Wank in a Monstergirl City/State/Demon Realm without getting caught challenge. Is it impossible to fap discreetly in public without getting caught or sensed by a monstergirl?

>>42272996
>no yeti milk
is she fucking flat?

>>42273002
She won't lactate until you give her babies.

What happened to the last thread? Its not in the archive.

>>42273005
imma die from crippling milk addiction then., i cant even go 4 hours without my dose of monster milk

>>42272959
Don't forget her creepy mannerism
>You're having the first bite of her homecooked lunch
>Her face is two inches away from yours
>She's breathing heavily
>Asking you if you can taste the love she put into it

>>42272987
Maybe for you, that each monster girl is made to make you happy and let you indulge in your fantasies, the only thing I don’t think they would allow is murderfaggotry since that’s one of the things the new demon lord is trying to get away from that the old demon lords loved to do.

>>42273017
>The "love" is her period blood or some other weird thing like ear wax, snot, or whatever

>>42273017
>her face is two inches from your face
>Anon swallows the food then frenches her hard
>And after the creep bluescreens
>You continue eating the food inpeace

Guy get over your self, this is a slippery slop to the thread devolving into total faggotry. Take it to /d/

>>42272982
I think doing so would make mom proud. She always loved Godzilla

>>42273011

>>42261118

Don't tease your demon wife over her pointy nose, it helps to sell the smug haughty demon aesthetic

>>42272982
>causes the city itself to crumble from within with a spark of a rumor
>Godzilla chan mad with me i took the smartypants way of destorying a city

It's the year of the rabbit. You know what that means. That's right! More elves!

>>42273036
Is there even /d/ monster girl threads anymore or even one up right now that isn’t futa shit I’ll have to go check.

>>42273051
u sure thats an elf, seems like a light skin p'orc

>>42273051
Elves who put on a bunny suit must be bred like rabbits.
This is especially true for chubby elves who require sexercice.

>>42273054
I found it
>>10489732

bunny who has been making red bean paste

Tell me about the ratas, anon.

What are they like?

>>42273147
dunno
bnuuy

>>42273054
Nevermind I found one, so might stay there for now, though I will post bunny girls on here once in awhile.

>>42272959
>Hide cameras in my flat
>She now has footage of me spending too much time on Vidya after work
>Also a lot of me making monkey's screams and other dumb sounds randomly
Well, hope she is happy with that...

>>42272996
Death in the cold it is then. Fuck this shit, not for me and utterly disgusting.

>>42273214
>Anon tries to leave
>Blacks out in the cold
>Gets "rescued" by the yeti again
>Each time this repeats it gets harder and harder to escape
>Eventually anon is chained to the old bed
>Yeti has dead, wide eyes staring at you
>Every time you wake up, you're raped unconscious
>This repeats until you're mindbroken and happy
Don't underestimate the creepy ones, anon

>>42273237
I rather die then live the shit your are writing. Any one who wish to live such an experience is utterly retarded.

Being stuck in an unhygienic yeti's cabin in the middle of nowhere, I could tolerate it if we had access to good food and a good computer that I could play Minecraft on. I could tolerate the spotty internet connection

>>42273285
Or maybe they’re a smellfag? Because that’s the only people I can see liking this outcome.

>>42273285
Retarded or degenerate.

I'm degenerate, so yeah. Not my first choice, not even my 20th choice, but I wouldn't oppose it if given the option

>>42273294
>she helps you build a wooden house in Minecraft
>in a snowy area only

>>42273309
>She strongly insists that we play in snowy biomes only
>She feels betrayed when I make a getaway to the jungle biome

>>42272996
BIG STINKY YETI BUTT.

>>42273304
Monster girls don't really get stink like human women do. You may get some "raw" smells, but they wouldn't be bad or foul. They just induce lewd feelings. Think pheromones or whatever. Definitely noticeable, but nothing bad.

>>42273051
https://files.catbox.moe/55cilh.png

>>42273336
I'd probably enjoy sniffing a monster if it was just pheromone stuff like high orcs do. Not practicing basic hygiene is an absolute no for me though. I've worked with people that ignored that kind of stuff and I'd rather marry a nice clean sith than deal with that again.

>>42272982
How would life be with Godzilla wife?

>>42273387
a lot of diorama construction

Pleasant dreams are best dreams

>>42272679
>ywn be hugged from behind and then get surprise throat-raped

>>42273304
Oh yes smellfag, like the faggots who spam about the Jewish breath. You're just confirming my point.

>>42273408
I wish stories regarding lescatie where more about the wholesome stuff
Merse's story is the most healing story out of the maidens and nobody wants to do much with stuff like that

>>42273429
If it's not about femdom the thread is not interested, sadly.

>>42273387
>Honey I want pancakes
>I don't think we have the ingredients
>SKREEEEEEEEONK

>>42273429
real shame really
wholesomeness beyond greens is seen as too much effort
and everything else regarding lescatie is a "rare" murder fest.
If i could write, I would do a one shot about Castor fucking his wife or some dark knight having fun atfer sparing with her husband.

Pretty sure lore-accurate druella would be shit-yourself terrifying if it wasnt for that "lust at first sight" sorta thing thy got going on.

>>42273429
the fate of those regular citizens evacuated by disguised kikis

>>42272623
im not even a fan of shoggoths, but when i have a idea like this i cant stop myself.
>low rank shoggoth marries a young anon, she has a hard time possessing anything that isnt extremely basic
>cant even make shogloaf, and her accent is very rough, she has trouble speaking clearly.
>order captures anon in an attempt to stop the spread of abyss monsters, doesnt want to harm him since they fear the shoggoth
>the love between anon and the shoggoth keeps them both alive
>however the lack of essence doesnt allow the shog to bolster her own strength, she has to become stronger the old fashioned way.
>she slowly becomes stronger with time, but humanity progresses as well and is just a little bit ahead of her.
>order makes it to the moon, shog cant even get to space. order makes it to the next planet, shog is struggling to get off the moon.
>this cat and mouse chase continues all the way across galaxy clusters.
>100,000 years later. anon is kept in a high security prison constantly out of the shog's range
>the shoggoth at this point has become a fully fledged eldritch horror, complete with reality bending magic and multiple galaxies under her influence
>she has now become capable of teleportation. in a single moment she brings her main body to the prison anon is being kept
>the guards try to stop her, but every attack simply fizzles out of existence
>as she moves along, purple crystal pods containing replicas of various monsters made out of shog slime are teleported into the ship. all without a slime core so they are inactive.
>all exits are also sealed before an escape attempt can be made
>eventually the shoggoth reaches anon's cell. maximum security, made so a slime cant slip in or out...
>without even moving a finger, the doorway melts into goo.
>for 99,998 years he has been in cryo stasis. to him all this will have been a moment, and is still the same young anon.
>the guards can only watch on with curiosity as the shoggoth delicately disables the cryo stasis system.
>it doesnt take long for him to awake upon being released.
>"i... is that you, shoggy?"
>"yes. its me. ive waited 100,000 years to see your face again, master."
>"has it really been that long... you can even speak properly now."
>"master, i wish to leave this terrible vessel. but there is one thing we must do first. the guards here need to be 'punished', we must perform the reproduction ritual"
>with those words the guards scramble to find a exit, as they have noticed that every single shog slime replica is connected to the main body through a web network of slime.
>and now having absolute privacy the shoggoth begins to gently make love with her husband
>it doesnt take too long for the replica pods to become active, as slime cores have started to form due to the flow of essence.
>one by one the newly born shoggoths break free from their pods, not taking long to find a partner and teleport away to the planets owned by their mother.
>eventually the process completes, every guard has been 'punished' with a shoggoth replica of their secretly preferred monster, and all other prisoners have been brought to normal mamano territory.
>and the shoggoth is satisfied for now, with her husband exausted.
>"master. it is done."
>"h... hah. yes, im just impressed.
>"impressed? how."
>"100,000 years. you could have betrayed me. or died. or... or..."
>"master. the extended cryosleep has made you far too emotional. let us return home, you need proper rest and care"
>"thank you, my love. i just wish i was strong enough to repay you."
>"payment is not needed for love, master. i have built a galactic empire. but there is nothing i could ever need, or want, that is greater than you."

>>42273474
yeah, she's going to knit some cloth to work out her stress

>>42272982
>go ahead, godzilla-chan. destroy the nuki-district. give the people what they want.

>>42273475
what

>>42273474
Y'know that scene at the start of lord of the rings where Sauron is just smacking people left and right?
I think an army taking her on is a combination of that and people bowing in worship and surrender

>>42273544
Sexy spider french kisses!

>>42272712
>Helga
be careful Anon, an Anubis and a German means she's twice as autistic
>>42272704
>free bodyguard
>complaining
some of us have to wander the cold streets alone, you spoiled brat

>>42273494
some twitter stuff from a while ago (nov '21?). KC alluded to human polymorphed kikis helping evac non-combatants out of lescatie during the fall

>>42273822
My apologies, I will find another place to cross

>>42273822
Do kuufish wet themselves when they see strapping fisherman in Retiarius gear?

>>42272982
Sorry, I prefer my superior wife, Queen Ghidorah. She's the true Daikaiju.

>>42273890
>Pic
So what? Is that what jabberwocks looked like before they got assimilated into Wonderland?

Congratulations on your internship at Lich Labs anon

>>42272982
>>42273890
Biollante is better.

How do I get tempered kiki queen downy feathers?

>>42273822
Hey fishy, why don't you show me what these gills can do.

>>42273903
>anon's first test is to perform an autopsy
>on a conscious zombie

>>42273976
You hire the poor, lowly kiki with tattered clothes because she can't afford new ones. You befriend her. You love her. You marry her. You watch as her depression turns into joy. You give her children. It's then when you have a kiki who is the queen of your heart, and it is then when you can acquire downy feathers from said kiki.

>>42273309
Oh man, the lewd, unholy things I'd do with that yeti...

>>42273822
The way of water connects all things, light to darkness, me to her, penis to vagoo

Men belong inside the tails of lamias.

>>42273843
They're fish, they're supposed to be wet all the time.

You get the monsterfu of your desired species, but she has the deep voice of a man.

Yea or nay?

I was just thinking but do you guys think wererabbit incubuses get enhanced jumping powers so they can jump around with their wererabbit wives romantically similar to this video I think it would be adorable if this was actually canon to MGE.

https://youtu.be/hz1MCk9wuUM

>>42274523
sounds cute - should be cannon
then again isn't your wife jumping around you with excitement as you slog somewhere cute as well?

Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by watching Hobo With a Shotgun with me?

>>42272679
slurp

>>42274241
really defeats the point of a succubus.

>>42275207
Not a dealbreaker. Dr. Mrs. The Monarch is a hottie and she's clearly voiced by a dude.

>>42274241
Now I'm imagining the Sabbath girls doing the baby talk with various guy voices. I'd probably make them cry from how hard I'd be laughing.

How would certain Monster Girls react to you telling them to go to the kitchen and make you a sandwich?

>>42275288
https://youtu.be/ljIaqkeOxbg

cattown or bun pueblo

>>42275327
>tell kiki to go to the kitchen ad make me a sandwich
>she returns 10 minutes later with a gourmet sandwich made with roasted meat, crisp fresh veggies, honey mustard garnish and an olive on a toothpick
>also brings a cold drink and some snacks to eat
>waits patiently for me to finish
>"What else shall I do for you, master?"

>>42275413
How would you reward such a good kiki

>>42275413
And this is why Kikis are best girl for comfy

>>42275343
Sun-baked buns are hard to pass up on

>>42275477
and imagine the good food they make as well. and i've heard its also a good pueblo to settle down in with your bun wife

People all over the world (everybody)
Join hands (join)
Start a love train, love train
People all over the world (all the world, now)
Join hands (love ride)
Start a love train (love ride), love train
>very common eros church song

Geizah pantsu
Geizah mofu
Geizah luv u

>>42272679

>>42275638
i go for her older friend, MIss jabber

>>42275670
Big Fat Hag Monster

>>42275670
Why would you say older? That doesn't make any sense

>>42275684
shes a senior, and gazer is a sophmere

>>42275690
There's nothing senior about her!

>>42275698
u sure? lets see her try to the jacko pose without hurting her back, gazer can do it easy

>>42273429
Cause the people who write about Leacatie are made by people who hate MGE. Hence it's all the same Kill Monster trash.

>>42275736
I need to learn how to write
just to get nicer stuff out their
I know theres normal fics out there, but none of them deal wth lescatie so I wanna do apositive version of that

>>42275753
Isn't there that one guy who's doing an in depth version of druella's invasion with her as the main?

>>42275753
then do it? stop saying i will and just do it

>>42275682
which is why she is perfect

>>42275753
Sure then. Go ahead and do it and post it here for us to read.

Time for bully

>>42275716
Here's her doing some yoga pose, that should be proof enough

>>42275788
that just her laying on the ground, being a fatty and eating pizza

>>42275797
If she says it's a yoga pose it's a yoga pose, you don't argue with dragons

>>42275800
this dragon is wrong tho, shes fat and lazy

If only wocks weren't so icky

wocks make the best wonderland beds

>>42275788
God her tits are fat
Man, she's perfect

>>42275788
>>42275788
jabber is just wonderland cow

This mockery needs to stop! Jabberwocks are one of the STRONGEST species in the entire series, near the top of the power chart! They are one of the rarest species and also one of the most romantic! They also are canonically the BEST huggers! They are powerful, graceful, and beautiful, so stop poking fun at their weight or age!

>>42275885
k, but still are the best beds to sleep on, and look better while chubby, also are cow dragons

>>42273478
>be me
>average college student
>coming home from class
>find a weird glowing rock on the street
>neat.jpg
>going straight into my pocket
>get home
>too tired to cook anything, just fill a cup with Joe
>too tired to take clothes off, just face plant directly into the mattress
>hear some concerned grumbling
>don't care, sleep now
>wake up and appropriate amount of hours later
>there is some stickiness in the pocket my "cool rock I found"(tm) used to be
>a tiny slimy thing is cleaning the coffee stains from last night's cup
>it waves at me
>wave back
>swear I can hear some silent content affirmation coming from somewhere
>don't think about it
>thing's cute
>pet thing
>thing's happy
>'m happy
>knock on the door
>don't get visitors, see who its out there
>funny looking glowing men from some government letters agency
>one shows badge
>other activates some funny looking thing
>feel tired
>close eyes
>feel someone catch me
>wake up
>'m in some kind of church
>lots of people praying something about a messiah’s return
>motherofallhangoevers.webm
>most gorgeous looking girl wearing a slime dress and cool rock brooch greets me
>mfw I have been sleeping for ten thousand years
>mfw cool glowing rock made a religion out of me
>mfw my cup of joe is some sort of holy grail
>mfw still tired for this shit
>their face when I go for another five minute nap

>>42275885
I want to jabber her wock

>>42275885
>That one revenge porn story in which every character suffers
>that one Jabber who is just a good girl and the pins in her clothes and backpack move around to show her emotions
>I don't even remember the name of that story but that side character made me love the grappe flavored bubblegum chewers

>>42275965
Best fox but yukari…

>>42273429
But then hack writers couldn't use it and Druella as a convenient strawman/punching bag for their speshul OCs to defeat or complain about if monster.

Guys, how do I get my interceptor back from a group of bully monster wargirls? They said they’re going to paint it chrome if I don’t give them all a kiss

>>42276004
Call out for mama

>>42275986
suddenly overcome with a desire for mamano version of Yukari-Ran
would Yukari be a lilim, or something else? Dark Mage doesn't really fit..

>>42276010
I could see a lim

Sorry Anon, all the houses for sale in this demon realm are unafforadable except for the ones in the hellhound and manticore ghettos

>>42276032
Imma live in the wurm tunnels

>>42276032
I'll just be homeless in hagville.

>>42276034
Is that safe?

>>42276074
Ye, fall asleep and you wake up warm

>>42276032
Black Hellhound and Latina Manticore chasing after lonely white boy in the MGC ghetto.

>>42276032
What about living in the morgue?

>>42272959
>Going through your texts and emails
Nothing to hide here really, mostly just transaction history and work stuff
>Putting hidden cameras up around the house
Government spies on me all the time anyway
>Creeping on you at work
Work from home
>Distancing you from your friends
Cringe but we mostly talk online anyway
>Distancing you from your family
Completely unacceptable, family is most important of all
>Removing the doors in the house, so she can always see you
Terrible, she'll let in a draft
>Policing what you do online
She can find herself another man

>>42272982
Fine but next week we're going on a picnic

>>42276032
I'll just sit in a cardboard box in an alleyway with "free husband to a good home" scribbled on the side. For shits and giggles I'll roll a monster on https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>ratatoskr
Worth it. I'll make her pecan pancakes every day and be a good husband.

SO DIS ANON GIT
>lowerz pantiez
DIS VIRGIN ‘NON
>audience getz gettin’ real p’orky right now, schlickin’ and gropin’
VIRGIN ‘NON ORDERED TWO FLESHLIGHTS
>full on RAAAAAPE!!! Breaks out, gals bustin their slits up real proppa
TWOOOOO FLESHLIGHTS
>Order fanatics bust in, now iz a right proppa rapin’
WE CAN’T LET DESE FAGS CLOSE DA DEMON PORTALZ

>>42276220
she's a high-income earning species just like nookies, demons, and bicorns
she isn't going to be around the slums like black harpies, kakuens, and werecats are

>>42276010
Some previously unmentioned monster.

>>42276032
>manticore ghettos
OY, it's a nice neighbourhood out here, everyone knows each other and people are close.
We just fire the demon realm silver guns into air a few times at night, to keep property prices down.

>>42276315
Maybe I should go to the hellhound ghetto instead

>>42276244
I can set up my box in any side of town I want. Alleyways aren't exclusive to the slums. Worst case senario is I get picked up by the MGC police and get married off to one of them before another monster finds me. Or are you going to tell me a rich and lonely nuki wouldn't absolutely love to pick a free husband off the street?

>>42276330
now that place is more of a shithole than Birmingham.
no one even does maintenance, everyone just stays home and does the snuggle struggle

>>42276335
So do you just get grabbed off the street and instantloss-mofu'd?

>>42276363
you step into an uncovered manhole and get taken by rat girls in the underbelly, most likely

Are you into femdom ? If so did mgs get you into femdom?

>>42276388
>Are you into femdom
yes
>If so did mgs get you into femdom?
yes, started with MGQ and MGE was natural progression into more loving femdom

>>42276388
Yes, no.

>>42276103
hellhounds can't be black, they are Argentinians of Italian decent

>>42276386
But I don't like rats

>>42276399
Then what got you into femdom ?

>>42276429
Ahogirl

>>42276401
I know that, but if I remember correctly there was a running joke awhile ago that Hellhounds were the negresses of monster girls.

>>42276401
so mulatto? and mestizo?

>>42273163
gdi anon, now I wanna see this character in a jack-o pose... F.U.

not sure why but while doing the line on the bank today I thought of manticores surgically removing their tails to look less threatening and a bunch of roudy protestors outside the clinic yelling " you will never be a cat"

>>42276429
Watching Flash Gordon cartoons as a kid and getting a crush on Princess Aura (I was 5)

>>42276388
I’m sort of on-and-off when it comes to femdom because sometimes I’m really into it other times I prefer the idea of being the dominant one, and any of the “hardcore” femdom shit like what you get from a Delf isn’t for me. I don’t really think it was anything MG related that started my interest in it, I can’t really remember where it started

>There are lonely single Ryu in your area!
>Click here to find out more!

>>42276454
but are they horny?

>>42276388
No and no. I'm disgusted by it and even more by people who like it.

42276466
k, nice b8, your mom get you it?

>>42276446
We can't call them that anymore, the council of truth has determined that those are derogatory terms, we are now required to use the term Euro-Americans

>>42276388
>Are you into femdom ?
No, it's gay

>>42276388
No at all, nope.

>>42276479
We call them brown niggers here.

>>42276388
I can enjoy it, but I'd be what I believe is called a brat. If any monster tries to femdom me, they'll have to put up with cheshire levels of teasing while doing it.

>>42276454
lonely Ryu in the kid's park refuses to admit that the plaza's gazebo is not a shrine temple

>>42276496
So like reverse mesugaki?

>>42276502
>>42276496
yeah that seems like me too

>>42276476
>Say i don't like femdom
>Must be le bait
>Mom joke
Kys

>>42276502
What's mesugaki?

42276509
u seem well adjusted
>>42276514
basically lewd brats that get put in their place

42276481
b8 m8

>>42276388
Only specifically into mommydom I deserve comfort and warmth no bdsm bullshit like what dark elves do, Which Eros really needs to sort the dark elves out by transfiguring them into lovey dovey comforting mommydoms and not beat you with a whip femdom bitch.

>>42276520
More then you will ever be tranny

>>42276500
How's a young Ryu supposed to buy land, build a whole shrine, and hire a staff of whitesnakes in this economy?

My top fantasy is a witch and familiar teaming up to make a man out of me, finally.

>>42276530
i agree with you, thats a femdom i want

>tfw you have a shirohebi adoptive momster

>>42276535
Who cares ? She's just a dumb wurm who can make water. Trash tier.

>>42276590
>Get groomed by the possessive white snake hag to be her perfect husband
Hebis would probably do this if they had a adopted son.

>>42276621
>and she doesnt without thinking
>Telling herself its out of maternal love
>While the other voice in her tells her that you know what you are doing
>Anon none the wiser
>And when he saisd as kid that he is going marry mommy
>Something snapped within her

>>42276596

>>42276590
>puts a tracking app on your phone
>uses parental controls wherever possible
>puts spyware on your computer and monitors all of your internet traffic
>even puts a tracker on your car when you’re old enough to get one
>insists that you share the bed with her every night even when you’re way too old to be doing that
Geeze, shiro momsters are rough…

>>42276636
If she moved to Africa, she could gain many worshippers with her rain dances

I WANT TO RAPE THE LOCAL SNOW RATA I WANT TO RAPE THE LOCAL SNOW RATA I WANT TO RAPE THE LOCAL SNOW RATA I WANT TO RAPE THE LOCAL SNOW RATA I WANT TO RAPE THE LOCAL SNOW RATA I WANT TO RAPE THE LOCAL SNOW RATA

>>42276502
That sounds about right. I'd be just too stubborn to let have her way and I'd push back at her until it became too overwhelming for me to think properly. And I would never learn my lesson so this would happen just about every time she tries to dom me. Hell, I'd probably start it by accident because I have a habit of teasing people I care about. Especially if they are easy to rattle. I'm beginning to worry about the wellbeing of my pelvis now...

>>42276645
Are you a women ? Because you sound a lot like one.

>>42272679

I want miss Wight to take me to a party with a collar on my neck.

>>42276638
>hfw she learns about the fact one of your online friend is a girl

>>42276655
No. I've got some mental health issues though, so close.

>>42276641
>This Just In: Local Anon Lets his Lust Overpower him and Attacks Innocent Ratatoskr Reporter (That's me!)
>He is actively raping me RIGHT NOW!
>Now he's doing the 'squirrel pussy erotic UUUOOOGHHHH' meme thing!
>I'll keep you updated with the latest, here on 11 KTV News!

>>42276638
You’re gonna be in big trouble if she finds out you’ve been masturbating to other Hebis on Monhub, at that point it’s game over punishment is instant marriage and you must fuck your hebi hag “mother” and give her many babies.

>>42276690
I've heard if there's a baph hanging on the powerlines, it means someone is selling lolis nearby.

>>42276655
>Are you a women
And if I am

>>42276659
I want Miss Wight to make me eat her out at a party.

>>42276705
>there are monsters posting in this thread RIGHT NOW

>>42276715
Tell them to open the portals already.

>>42276705
>Tfw you’re trying to hide out as a monster girl in mamono territory so you can make a great escape from the possessive clutches of the monster girls, but your disguise isn’t working that well and you easily get found out by the local monster girls that you’re a man and get raped by the monster girls instantly.

>>42276657
Jungle fever gets a whole new meaning
LUSH

>>42276638
I read your post before the one you replied to and thought you meant the Shirokuto sabbath.
That created a very different image in my head.

>>42276655
>Are you a women ?

>>42276761
Is you a woman?

lmao, kcs patreon is finally starting to go down in monthy money.

>>42276776
bist du eine freunlein?

>>42276825
Huh?

>>42276841
2k from 2.3k

>>42276849
I don't know what this means

>>42276863
Smaller number = less money
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
Less money = less goods and services

>>42276759

Shirokuto psuedo mom to teach you magic and later marry...

>>42276825
When was the last thing he released?

best momster is wurm momster, they have the best maternal instincts

>>42276972
pheonix on the 30th of september.

How do I ask my Phoenix classmate for notes? She ignores everyone tellin them, they are not her fated lover and I just want to not fail my geography.

>>42276871
Thank you for your explanation

>>42277017
they perceive time as slower than us, so talk veeeeerrrrryyyyy slooooooooooow and VERY LOUD

I crave more Norse themed monsters. Big soft Viking wolves based on Fenrir

why shouldnt I have sex with the undead nuns?

>>42276984
>It's been over 3 months
Shit, time flies when you're shitposting about waifus

>>42273822
i like this fish

>>42277043
>undead nuns
Damn it you reminded of that messed up abubu comic

>>42276641
That just means 6 more years of winter in Winterstown

>>42277098
And then?

>>42273822
im just here cataloging all the different species on the MGE Galapagos islands, no need to be scared, ms river fish

>>42277174
this specific scenario, tall nun, monster nun, and young boy

>>42277112
There are only 12 Galapagos umi osho left in the world. We need volunteers to help us save these poor girls from extinction!

>>42277174
That's no Gazer, boy

>>42277206
Well, pants off then.

>>42277174
what was he looking at?

>>42276825
Of all the patreon I'm paying for only one regularly outputs content.

>>42277174
I love boob hats

>>42277336
Monsters need to stop going after young men like this, it isn’t right!

>>42277336
frogtits

>>42277263
You're a good man Anon. Here's your turtle. You can take her home and live a normal life with your turtle wife. Alternatively; head to the beach and we'll set you up with some nice beachfront property. You'll have to pay for it, but we'll pay you for each baby umi osho you make while on the islands. It should be enough to cover the house and then some after a few years of breeding.

>>42277386
but is it not right? old men go for the lolis while young boys are chased by older monsters?

>>42276388
No. No.

>>42277386
>ah, i'd like to commit a crime
dark mage, to no one in particular

>>42277403
I'm going full Master Roshi

>break into Miss Wight's mansion
>teach all of the zombies to do Thriller
>refuse to elaborate
>leave

>>42276032
I do not associate with hellhounds.

>>42277453
i do, they are fine people

>>42277449
they already have a teacher for that, you should be stealing miss wight's underwear instead

>>42277453
I associate exclusively with Hellwans, and one very annoying Cheshire.

>>42277493
they get a bit possessive once you're considered part of the pack

>>42277449
>leave a couple zombies that have been taught to tapdance
>cast a mass spell of max lactation upon every undead
>run

>>42277506
Yeah, I attempted to set up a schedule with the pack and it went as well as you would expect. First the largest ones had their way with me, then the medium sized ones, then the largest ones again, followed by the petite one, and of course she was 6'2"

>>42276530
my biggest fantasy is grabbing a young emotionaly hurt dark elf with trust issues and raise her into a loving and caring woman with attachment issues

I remember moogus anon posting that writing stuff. Then I remembered I haven't done shit for weeks and I have 2 stories to be finished. fug.

How do you respectfully tell haku-sensei that her panties are showing when she sits on your desk?

>>42277575
by tellling her then saying wanna have sex?

>>42277575
OY MAAM, YER KNICKERS ARE ALL OUT IN THE OPEN

>>42276530
i feel like people apply a lot of preconceptions to dark elves and they get unfairly maligned.
but it's elves, so no big loss.

>>42277575
>wearing panties
tell her that the elf librarian doesn't wear any so she better step up if she wants to get into my pants

>>42277607
I think KC even tweeted that they aren't as bad as people think and slave is just their special word for husband.

Um excuse me, you're not allowed to bring your youkai wife into the Human Village. We don't want problems with them and we don't want monster mana related changes happening here.

>>42277627
he's also fairly against things like pain and discomfort. if people want a hard sadist they have to stick with humans

>>42277591
Isn't it illegal for a teacher to fuck her student? She'd lose her job.

>>42277605
>Hakutaku is teaching proper literary English to some country bumkin Anon
>Lets him do whatever lewd things to her as long as he first asks for it in perfect English

>>42277634
monster mana deeze nuts lmao
>turns back and leaves politely with his wife

>>42277653
not post monster exporuse

>>42277540
>you will never have the smallest and weakest hellwan of the pack give you the most soft, slow, loving and caring session of healing lovemaking after your broken and used up body gets mangled by the rest of the pack.
>she will never kiss your bruises and lick your cuts
>she will never massage your battered muscles
>she will never use her small and fluffy chest to comfort your concussed head as she runs her fingers through your disheveled hair
>she will never use her soft paws to dull the pain from the scars in your back
>she will never slowly push her body against yours in an attempt to bring you closer together in more than just flesh against flesh
>she will never look you eye to eye and give you a warm smile
>you will never feel the pain and sorrow as the big one janks her out of your arms to have her way with you again
>the big one will never kiss you, lick you, rub against you and mark you as her own in a fit of jealousy
>you will never see the small one cry in impotence as she can't stand against the big one's physical prowess
>you will never see the big one cry in impotence as she can't compete with the small one's gentle and caring nature that makes you love her more than her

>>42277506
>play with your hellwan neighbor once as a kid
>she and her 5 sisters constantly follow you around now
>they keep scaring all the other monsters away
>you sleep in a big cuddle pile at their house every night
>you can tell by the way they look at you that your pelvis' days are numbered

>>42277676
Why hellwans and not a pack of cute werewolf gals?

I know the real answer is that nobody cares about werewolf gals…

>>42277627
I'm sure someone out there wants a monster girl to lovingly control his entire life as if she owned him.
Not like chained in the basement and sex 24/7 kind, more like he needs to thoroughly eat her out before he's allowed to enjoy some video games by himself.

>>42277700
it follows the reply-chain
you can always have a pack of anubis or kiki if you want

>>42277676
Nothing like being slowly hunted by a big group of tough monsters

How much fun are you allowed to have in these threads?

>>42277740
lurk more

>>42277740
none

>>42277700
werewolf are the special kind of girl that is overshadowed by hellhounds but not reviled like cu sith.
Really though going outside of wish fulfillment a hellhound harem is not gonna happen but a werewolf harem is common. But whats the point of applying rules to something that is just a loose setting

>Hellhound extremist mom comes home
>Hears her daughter’s bed creaking
>The proudest moment of her life
>Her daughter is finally becoming a woman
>Barges in to see her daughter getting doggystyle’d by anon from next door
>She’s even making little barking sounds as anon tugs on a leash around her neck
>Leaves without saying anything
>Asks her hubby where she went so wrong while grinding his pelvis into dust

>>42277740
You didn't just ask this in the One Piece thread by accident, did you?

>>42277759
hellhounds don't care who's on top as long as the sex keeps going. it's when you stop that they take charge

>>42277788
thread canon hasn't been kind to hellhounds

>>42277712
how would a pack of kikis be like?

>>42277793
popularity is its own curse

>>42277700
Hellhounds are like werewolves but they pop up more in the thread, so it's easier to talk about them. Werewolves aren't bad, but it's the same as why people go for cheshire or ocelomeh over vanilla werecats. The number of monsters greatly outnumbers us, so it's easy for some monsters to be left out of discussion despite being perfectly fine waifu material. Like I'd absolutely take a ren xiongmao, but I don't remember anybody posting about her recently.

>>42277759
i wonder how would she feel if her daughter was breastfeeding anon while giving him a handjob

>>42277108
Then in an effort to stay warm, Snow Rata got addicted to Yeti-brand hot cocoa and her poor body starts shaking without it. Yeti cocoa, it's a warm hug in a mug

>>42277700
>>42277756
talking about groups, harems and overshadowed monsters, can anyone give me ONE (1) [Uno] works of these gal? one miserable crumb of content? anything at all? Cause love the concept, haven't seen anyone try to do anything related with the execution

>>42277785
part of my experiments you're the first person in months to notice

>>42277851
ms succ is too sexy so i failed my math test

>>42277866
I see, so it's a mystery!

>>42277822
doing so while wearing cow print and having the host number 1 hit "The ranch" playing in the background

>>42276530
>tfw no meaty hag fox motherwife

>>42277819
I think generic wolf girls in general have a good amount of popularity here, I would apply the standard werewolf to generic wolf girl, rather than seperating them to their own category.

>>42277888
just imagine a meaty hag bun momster

>>42277890
I guess that would be true. Normal wolf girls kind of cover both werewolves and kobolds.

>>42277795
>one kiki is doing dishes
>starts scrubbing really hard for a moment before squinting and leaning in
>"stain spotted!"
>soviet anthem starts blaring as the kiki's with heavy russian accents do their best to get rid of the stain

>old man in the park
>retired and grey
>feeding pigeons in the plaza
>see kids playing around
>some of them get close
>they call you uncle anon
>feel young again for a little while
>have a spider on your back and shoulders
>have a snake coiling one of your legs
>your arms keep throwing a ball back and forth between a dog and a wolf that have so much energy they could run the whole park a thousand times over without getting tired
>but your old crackling bones make you feel tired
>you have to sit down
>little snake lady offers you a bottle of water
>little spider tries to share one of her candies with you
>the attention does wonders to your lonely spirit
>but also tires your aging mind
>too much interaction for a day
>need to relax a bit
>do the only thing that could possibly save you from this situation of overwhelming attention
>you say out loud the last resort hidden under your sleeve
who wants so ice cream?

>>42277890
KC werewolves are outclassed by hellhounds in their main appeal. Fenrir will also likely outclass the werewolves for the "mere bitch" niche. All werewolves have is explicit confirmation of harems and being Argentinian. Their only other angle is the tomboy barbarian/Roman.
I just want an "inari but wolf/dog". Kobolds are too animal-ish and loli-like for me. Anubises are great, but they are too autistic for the lovey-dovey wife, and paws aren't my thing.

>>42278026
>All werewolves have is explicit confirmation of harems and being Argentinian
what?

Post more werewolves

>>42278146
Posting Rudi is cheating

cow is good, but how about werewolf milking alongside vamp milking

>>42278180
Why wouldn't I post the best?

>>42278146
Wans are superior in every aspect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6wVJOrxsfo

>>42278235
it's hip to fuck dogs!

>No wicked dark mage princess that usurps the kingdom and has you abducted from your village because she heard a prophecy that her destined partner will come from your village

How do I resist the urge to fuck my kikimora maid? She’s constantly apologizing about not being able to cook dinner, clean, do the laundry, etc. despite me knowingly interrupting her duties for sex and I feel bad that she’s blaming herself

Touhou mutts can't compare to touhou dragons

>>42278264
get another kiki to sate you lust with

>>42278273
i like patchy and koakuma betta

>>42278264
sounds like a skill issue to me, the both of you need to practice until you can do both without fucking up

>>42278299
>sounds like a skill issue
Is this meme

>>42278244
sex with Rudi

>>42278389
taming rudi

>>42278443
rudirudirudi

my aunt is a kraken and i want to get her gift, what would be the thing i could give her?

>>42278496
scary rudi

Why are quiet autistic mgs so cute?

>>42278606
they make you wanna protecc

>>42278606
They're relatable.

>>42278026
really? lack of paws was the only thing keeps my love of foxes in check

>>42278629
imagine the feeling of those paws on your dick

>>42278389
Prefer the Kappa.

>>42278639

>>42278614
>Giant Ants are moving construction material
>They all follow a straight-line path
>Anon lays down on the path
>They now all neatly go around him
>That is until he gets picked up by an ant who panicked and thought he passed out
>He wants to tease her but he's still shocked by how easily she lifted him with one arm

>>42277888
i wonder if anon will ever surprise her enough to get her to open one eye

>>42278660

>bumping threads en masse again
>last reply in a thread that didn't hit the bump limit on bottom of page 10 is from three hours ago
What's their end game this time?

>>42278687
i prefer not to plumb the depths of insanity

>>42278669
>both eyes open to their full width the moment anon mentions a girl name as hes talking on the phone with someone

>>42275682
>>42275684
>>42275698
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!!!

>>42278669
>>42278706
You are playing a dangerous game.

>Greetings goodman. Would you care join me on my quest?

>Greetings goodman. Would you care to join me on my quest?

>>42278737
fun games with old ladies

>>42278769
What good will a Lv1 deprived-class anon do for a such a strong succ?
Sounds like she needs someone to carry wash her with a damp cloth after each battle.

>>42278785
>piss off the auntie
>Guess her age
>See what to say to make her lactate
>play with fluffy ears

>daily facial tongue bath from kikimora

>>42278785
This is the epitome of "Oh shit!" moments.
Poor guy couldn't have picked a worse fox to poke.

>>42278769
I challenge her to a duel and if I win she joins me on my quest instead

>>42278791
You can also help her take her armor off, get in all the hard to reach places.

>daily penis inspection from kikimora
>no matter how hard you try, it's never clean enough
>even if you are just walking out the shower, it's not good enough
>she cleans it with her mouth
>only then is it properly clean

i want to have a kiki momster maid wife
I want her to be way taller and older than me, her to be very meaty and be able to make milk any time i want

>>42278799
i'm always partial to the 'bet you can't fit in your old villain outfit'

>>42278876
I just want a kiki. Old, young, short, tall, busty, flat. It doesn't matter. Just gimme a kiki to love.

All single monsters you encounter are either <25 years old or multicentenarians. There is no middle ground. and you never know which is which

>>42278895
then you get a shog larping as a kiki
>>42278894
>SHe tries it to do so
>Her tits cant fit in the top
>Her pants cant get over her hips
>Ans when she attempted by holding her breath, she broke the outfit the moment she exhaled
>Shes now in tears on the floor, grabbing at her tiny muffintop
Perfect time for lovey-dovey sex

>>42278928
No shog. Only kiki.

>>42278026
Pretty eyes

>>42272959
>tfw shog ticks some of these boxes even when she's not going yan mode

>>42279002
I wanna go grocery shopping with a kiki

>>42279002
That is the perfect Kiki in my opinion

>>42278921
>multicentenarians
If it results in receiving headpats and "good boys" by her while I also help her overcome her traumatic memories from the days of the previous demon lord, I'm fine with this.

>>42278921
Where do I acquire a mature and thick 30 year old monster?

>>42278921
>use 'observe' skill mid combat to try and identify monsters age
>succ begins posing lewdly, inviting you to look closer
>skill failed, you take 10 lust damage
i don't think i've seen a game where you take retaliation damage for trying to observe