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Year of the rabbit

Monster Girl Wiki: https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia
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>> No.42261134 [DELETED] 
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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>> No.42261136
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>>42261134
i want this thing to sit on my face.

>> No.42261154

>>42261118
Rabbit Rabbit!

>> No.42261156
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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>42261134
Good to see other anons are starting to like the idea of sniffing danuki breath. This makes me happy

>> No.42261169
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She might not be a big oni or ripped hellwan, but she's still going to make you lick her abs

>> No.42261173
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I want to sniff the big butt of my Anubis teacher before I fuck her right in her dark-skinned ass.

>> No.42261181
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i wanna huff the fluff.
just a small huff. small huff.
haha! hahahahahaha!
fluff!

>> No.42261192

>>42261165
This was supposed to be a bait, but I changed my mind. Please stop making posts replaceable by 2006 era bots.

>> No.42261199

What if ritual posting was literal? As in you are helping the Sabbath will the portals into being.

>> No.42261213

>>42261192
That's sad. But no, I won't stop expressing my love for danuki breath. Sorry.

>> No.42261215

>>42261192
reaping what you sow

>> No.42261231
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>>42261199
Come take a breath. It smells like old honey.

>> No.42261242

>>42261231
I bet that ancient bapho smells like shit.

>> No.42261248

>>42261213
please stop. its not even related to the monster like fluff huffing.

>> No.42261263
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>>42261118
Bunny Butt.

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>>42261213
Some love it must be when expressing it that way is indistinguishable from a bot, even one made in a few minutes and not one of those newfangled AI ones.

>> No.42261281

>>42261173
having sex with your teacher is what you should do

>> No.42261282

>>42261266
It is a strong love indeed. Like telling your waifu "I love you" every morning when you wake up.

>> No.42261298
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fuck off
also 2 rabbits

>> No.42261305
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Year of the Loli Lich

>> No.42261310

>>42261298
lmao 2bunny

>> No.42261314

>>42261298
Oh no, these spoopy bunnies are going to rape me.

>> No.42261316
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>>42261281
I am, that young human male students should always have sex with their older mamono teachers and marry them.

>> No.42261324

Fucking the undead is wrong. Don't fuck the undead.

>> No.42261338

>>42261324
I let the undead fuck me.

>> No.42261342
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>>42261199
Remember Slowpoke anon?

Dude spent years posting about wanting to be breastfed by a holst. Ritual posting has been a long, storied pastime of /mgt/

>> No.42261353
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>>42261324
then y are they so sexy
42261342
dont care, fuck off

>> No.42261354

>>42261342
And the first girl kc adds to his game is host with over 50000 cgs. Coincidence?

>> No.42261360

>>42261342
persistence is not to be confused as tolerance

>> No.42261371

I’m really glad that one rabbit meme mostly died off before 2023.

>> No.42261375
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>>42261136
i like this weirdo ghost sand shark

>> No.42261379

>>42261354
>Breath Anon is going to cause tanuki to get a lot of content in the MGE RPG

>> No.42261394

>>42261375
Gonna molest that shark.

>> No.42261401

>>42261342
At least being breastfed by a holst makes sense while sniffing the breath of a Danuki on the other hand doesn’t, that I would expect that from a Wock fag or a Zombie Dragon fag with having a breath fetish rather than a Danuki fag.

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>it's not dragons, or mofu, or demons that ruin competitive sports for everyone
>turns out it's slimes

Let's be real, if you wrestle down a slime, it's because she let you do it. You might as well try and wrestle your bath water.

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Speaking of danukis and sniffing.

I bet danukis can sniff out money. Like they walk into a room, and by the scent of the coins and bills, they can immediately deduce how much money is in the room.

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>>42261118

>> No.42261427

>Danuki has cute tail
>Ask if I can pet it
>Nothing bad can happen she isn't forcing herself onto me
>Have to sign a paper before I can partake in this transaction
>Tfw I'm now legally married to her and she handles all of the money

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>>42261424

>> No.42261431

>>42261411
>hug slime
>she melts in a puddle of happiness
yeah, real hard

>> No.42261434

>>42261414
>Anon short changes danuki by a 1 yen coin
>Danuki barges into his room
>WWWHHIIIIIRRRR
>Oh no no no not my wallet heeelllllpppppp

>> No.42261436

>>42261411
>grab core
>yoink it
>be careful not to hold it too hard
>when the point is scored drop the core back into the puddle
what now? ... aside from revenge rape of course.

>> No.42261438

>>42261430
>here, have a random quotelink! no charge :)
why
i just wanted to post foxpicture

>> No.42261444

>>42261181
Mofu Contract

>> No.42261450

>>42261414
oh shit, all they gonna smell my poverty

>> No.42261463

>>42261450
>This man is poor...
>I can take care of him!

>> No.42261471

How to locate a Danuki in disguise
1.) drop wallet
2.) watch as she wonder towards the wallet to huff the cash inside

>> No.42261477

>>42261471
>Tfw there is only cards in there and she then starts sniffing the damn cards

>> No.42261485

>>42261477
>Tfw she guess the exact amount of cash on your cards

>> No.42261502

>>42261485
>WHich was zero as well
>And you start to breakdown cause everything you did fucking failed

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>>42261324
Fucking undead is great, men should have sex young undead girls.

>> No.42261505

>>42261477
>>42261485
That's how you can tell the old danukis from the young ones. The old ones can sniff out the physical money. The young ones can sniff out the cards with money on them.

>> No.42261518

>>42261353
>>42261503
Stop being necrophiliac.

>> No.42261522

>>42261502
>Fufufufu, poor now aren't you? Don't worry I can help you out.
>Married
the good end

>> No.42261529

>>42261450
>walk into nuki town
>+ENRAGED
>+ENRAGED
>+ENRAGED
>have to evade the ever accumulating swarm of danukis until you can make it into a dragon town.

>> No.42261531

>>42261518
But what if we’re both dead than what?

>> No.42261533

>>42261503
In my experience, fucking dead bodies is unpleasant. Cold, clammy, stiff. Not fun.

>> No.42261539
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>>42261505
nah, it would be the other way around, the older ones have stronger and more finely tuned noses for cash cause they needed it so they can know where the money is going and what is the most widely used form of exchange
>>42261518
sorry, my mom was a zombie, cant help it

>> No.42261540

>>42261505
If a man like that even exists, what if she finds a man who just carries a chequebook?

>> No.42261549

>>42261531
Go to your grave and don't get back up. Rest in peace or pieces.

>> No.42261577

>>42261281
Directions unclear
Became a teacher at a Momonika-funded middle school
Ended up with a harem

>> No.42261584

>>42261577
k. didnt ask tho

>> No.42261618
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>shoggoth assimilates my computer without warning
>she has my browser history, open tabs, passwords, saved pictures, dms

Oh fuck. What do?

>> No.42261634

>>42261618
seems like she made the perfect girl for you anon
>also the same song song is playing in the bground
also perfect shoggy mommy gf

>> No.42261649
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>>42261539
Why does that scenario of being attracted to the same monster girls as my mother make me so hard, that it’s like a built in instinct that you got from your mother’s genes to go after those specific monster girls, which is what your momster wants to happen.

>> No.42261652

Rabbit magicians! With tailored tuxedos and a sleeve full of tricks! Magic tophats, and powerful wands!

>> No.42261658

>>42261652
Man, those buns that take levels in Wizard sure are something.

>> No.42261663

>>42261652
hatters been known to pull a rabbit or two out of her hat

>> No.42261665
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Say a kuu or kuu adjacent monster like a Lich or a Mantis finds their husband crying alone, what's the first thing they do?

>> No.42261669

>>42261652
Older rabbit magician pulls out a bunny from her hat, and it's her daughter that she'd like you to marry now.

>> No.42261670

>>42261652
pulls out anon from the audience from her top hat whil she gets pulled out a madhatters cap while the hatters is getting pulled out a dark mages hat

>> No.42261675

>>42261665
nestle beside him. a classic kuu powermove

>> No.42261710

>>42261649
>>42261649
>TFw its her single friend

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>>42261518
I will be as much of a necrophiliac as I wish.

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more bnuny
also what should be my next bun drawing?

>> No.42261781

>>42261749
fyi. not my drawing

>> No.42261801

>>42261710
That’s the best though I need a thick monster hag to be my wife, I would be in ecstasy when I hug her voluptuous mature body from behind when we’re laying in our bed, for older monsters are the best thing for younger men that they were made for each other.

>> No.42261817

>>42261801
i very much agree. so much more to play with, they are way taller than you and you can just wake up to fresh milk in the morning

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>>42261118

>> No.42261830

I just want a sweet little Alice to cuddle, have fun times with, and teach lewd things daily!

>> No.42261836

>>42261749
March Hare lectures you on proper tea preparation. (Optional: her Mad Hatter friend in the background nodding in agreement with what she says, or annoyed that she has to explain such basic things to you)

>> No.42261844

I just Want a sweet little Alice, I want the joys of adopting small girl, I want to be a dad.
Then I'll teach her how to play piano

>> No.42261847

>>42261836
>Anon is just looking straight at her thighs and not paying attention

>> No.42261869

>>42261847
ADHD Anon x March Hare is my OTP.

>> No.42261875
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>>42261830
PLAYING VIDYA WITH ALICE
SNUGGLING UNDER THE COVERS WITH ALICE
WAKING UP AND TAKING A BATH (WITH ALICE)
KISSING ALICE ON THE LIPS
portals this year please I beg

>> No.42261906

>>42261847
The Mad Hatter friend truly experiences madness when she's unsure whether she should disapprove of Anon's lack of interest in tea, or approve of his priorities.

>> No.42261918

>>42261830
This, but with an imp

>> No.42261920

>>42261618
start putting fridge magnets on the computer for I never asked for a Shoggoth as a wife or maid GET OUT OFF MY HOUSE!

>> No.42261926

>>42261869
i like sign language anon attempting non-ambiguous communication with march hare (even if it doesn't make that much sense.)

>> No.42261935

she makes me feel like i've been standing all my life and i have just sat down.

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>>42261720
If undead weren't for sex, they wouldn't have some of the best girls in the encyclodia after all.

>> No.42261954

>>42261342
And nothing of value was lost.

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>>42261169
You're implying she would need to MAKE me

>> No.42262033

>>42261169
lmao, what abs, those damn poor quailty ab implants

>> No.42262051

>>42261169
I will happily wait while she works with her trainer to get some abs to lick then

>> No.42262057
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remember to carry your monster's burdens

>> No.42262072

>>42261169
needs to bulk

>> No.42262098
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>Get captured by junglekot
>She demands to see your "musket" that she is always hearing the paleskins talk about when fighting is involved so she can crust it in battle like a true warrior

>> No.42262169

>>42262098
>tell her it needs its scabard
>Put wiener in pussy
>"blast" in her and tell her wait 9 months for the result

>> No.42262200

>>42262098
>proceed to autistically lecture her that it is actually called an 'arquebus'
>instruct her in the process of how to reload it efficiently

>> No.42262209

Guys...
Sharp teeth. Sharp teeth do things to me guys

>> No.42262215

>>42262209
Would a monstergirl into sharp teeth eventually have you grow them when you incubize?

>> No.42262222

monsters can't hit me with pheromones, my nose is too stuffy from all this cold! take that, fluff!

>> No.42262224

>>42262215
you gonna grow boobs too?

>> No.42262227

>>42262222
you can still feel right?

>> No.42262233

why was the last thread so fast?

>> No.42262234
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>>42262222
One whiff of H'orc is enough to clear that right up

>> No.42262241

>>42262215
no

>> No.42262257

>>42262234
first it was p'orcs. now its h'orcs.
whats next? d'orcs?

>> No.42262259

>>42262222
>tfw I actually don't have a sense of smell like Dewey Cox

>> No.42262261

>>42262257
That would be you, sir.

>> No.42262274

>>42262261
Hello 911? I'd like to report a murder.

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>>42262257
W'orcs.

>> No.42262301

>>42262295
this p'orc is so damn sexy, imma about to go bakc to monke

>> No.42262319
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>>42262261
Did you just call him fat? Which that reminds me does anyone remember this hentai manga, though it’s not MGE related it just reminded me, I wish the orc girls did look more like the MGE orcs in the manga instead of looking like onis/ogres.

>> No.42262339

>>42262200
No Anon! Don't teach them how to use guns!

>> No.42262354

>>42262224
Monstergirls aren't lesbians, so why would you grow boobs?

>>42262241
Why not? You already get less fat, or gain muscle, or grow taller or shorter.

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>>42262200
>get halfway through explaining the wide reaching effects of powder weapon advancements on warfare when the macuahuitl connects with your skull

>> No.42262394

>>42262354
sorry, answer's no.

>> No.42262402

>>42262386
>The shit broke in half as she hear the stones in your head
>>42262394
dont respond to the shitter

>> No.42262406

>>42262386
but anon, how is the wrestler supposed to come for the save with a steel chair if the man is already pinned?

>> No.42262414

>>42262386
>last thing you hear is "NEEERRDD!"

>> No.42262427

>>42262402
>Staring at the broken remains of her weapon
>And you see, while obsidian IS very sharp, what with being a form of volcanic glass, it is quite fragile comparatively...
>Junglekot is wondering just what exactly she got herself into when the seer told her she would meet her fated husband today

>> No.42262448

>>42262427
>Anon sees the black things and the wood
>He grabs the pieces and starts slathering them in ketchup and start eating them

>> No.42262452

>>42262215
You talking about the more stranger incubus transformations because growing sharp teeth isn’t the most strangest when you can literally become a cosmic squid or a abominable snowman, which also it’s been slightly discussed in the past threads that automaton incubuses probably have a unique transformation too, where automatons turn their husbands into cyborgs by using a painless version of robotization, that instead of pain you feel when you are being transformed into a machine like her you would be in a sexual high.

>> No.42262458

>>42262386
I'll start worrying about junglekots when they manager to figure out metal

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>>42262394
You're wrong, as explained by KC that the world of MGE is a world of wish fulfillment and near unlimited opportunities.

>>42262402
Also, sharp teeth is a really weird thing to start getting mad over, evaluate yourself.

>> No.42262491

>>42262473
>>42262452
Sorry, can't. Unfortunate.

>> No.42262500

>>42262452
this robo homo shit was gay the last time you posted it too, chief.

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>>42262452
>where automatons turn their husbands into cyborgs
I have never heard of this one before. Neat.

>> No.42262518

>>42262501
>>42262500
yeah, i agree with these two, op is a fag, also used those double spacing, so extra gey

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A whole new year and we still have to deal with monsterboy faggots, huh.

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>>42262518

>> No.42262541

>>42262529
And what exactly was it about the new year that was going to make any difference?

>> No.42262550

>>42262538
look at yours post, and then look at everyone else, fuck

>> No.42262551

>>42262541
I don't know. Maybe they'd make a new year's resolution to stop shitting up the thread or something.

>> No.42262553

>>42262529
>man grows sharp teeth
>other man gets cybernetic implants, which likely would also not be out of place with a gremlin waifu
>woah wtf monsterboy faggots get out of my thread reeee
You're being hysterical, calm yourself.

>> No.42262560

>>42262551
https://files.catbox.moe/oyulnj.jpg

>> No.42262571

>>42262019
The ideal state of fox

>> No.42262573

>bro it's just shark teeth and literally turning into the male version of a pre-existing monster girl why are you so mad?
I actually hope you're baiting me because otherwise I feel bad someone has to go through life with an IQ this low.

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>>42262550
???

>> No.42262582

fuck 'em and instead fuck bunnies instead

>> No.42262586

>>42262573
Oh, I get it, I wasn't supposed to reply to you because you're a shitposter. I'll remember that for the future.

>> No.42262590

>>42262573
it's very blatant. same ol' recycled stuff.

>> No.42262598

>>42262582
These days bunnies are even more hip than bees.

>> No.42262603

Just pick up alchemy and you can do all sorts of dumb shit to yourself.

>> No.42262606
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>>42262598
they be jumping so much

>> No.42262611

Monster girls with BIG and FAT DICKS

>> No.42262614

>>42262500
nta but it was just a random idea i had.
besides, when i typed it out a few threads ago i wasnt even thinking that there would be a visual change!
it would just be turning you into an android thats 1:1 with a regular human visually.

>> No.42262617
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250 year old women are grooming impressionable 25 year old boys.

>> No.42262633
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>>42262606
nice bun

>> No.42262643

>>42262617
my wife is around 100000 and i just turned 22
42262614
fuck off, still changing into something inhuman so monsterboy

>> No.42262655

>>42262614
He has assburgers, don't bother. He gets irrationally mad at something every thread.

>> No.42262662

>>42262643
if you remain exactly the same visually, how is it any different than regular incubization?

>> No.42262664

42262614
Be content with being a man and abandon this reckless faggotry, kimosabe.

>> No.42262679

>>42262617
But wait being 25 means in a man not a boy!

>> No.42262688
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42262688

This is a Public Service Announcement.

>> No.42262716

should i mess with the red and white shrine maiden, the old gap hag, the snek goddess, or the yuyu

>> No.42262724
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>>42262716
>the snek goddess

>> No.42262723

What if the monsters opened the portals to the real world but it ends up in a different universe from ours and they missed past us while our alternate universe selves are plowing monster pussy for eternity

>> No.42262733
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>>42262724
nah this one

>> No.42262734

>>42262724
that's not Kanako-sama!
someone come get this crazy shirohebi!

>> No.42262747

>>42262723
That's already happened. Why do you think there's no portals?

>> No.42262780

>>42262747
at least the mutliverse is infinite, that means there's infinite monster girl universes

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>> No.42262803

>>42262679
Of course, young man.

>> No.42262807

Personally I find sabbath gals adorable, but I don’t want one to be my wife, what do I do bros?

>> No.42262822

>>42262617
so what i am? I just turned 18, am i a toddler to them?

>> No.42262823

>>42262807
They are pretty adorable.

>> No.42262846

>>42262807
go along with them and they'll handle the complicated stuff

>> No.42262849

>>42262807
Set them up with one of your guy friends as a prank to get your revenge from the pranks they’ve done to you, that you would be a comical based matchmaker that would piss off a lot of cupids because of how you’re going about it of match making I don’t know.

>> No.42262855

Gentlemen
Sharktoothed, shortstack kikis

>> No.42262874

gentleman
Older tall meaty kiki that makes very good food

>> No.42262898

deaf/blind/mute kiki

>> No.42262907

>>42262898
how she cleans so well and makes amazing food

>> No.42262928

>>42262907
I don't know but she sure plays a mean pinball

>> No.42262934

>>42262898
how the hell are you suppose to know that she's horny or ask her for consent?

>> No.42262938

>>42262907
a very well organized kitchen and a strict furniture layout

>> No.42262941

>>42262934
look at her feet or the ground shes walked on

>> No.42262956

>>42262934
she can still touch and signal.
even if she can't hear it she could ring a bell

>> No.42262967

>>42262934
>imagine not being able to smell when your kikis wet

>> No.42262968

>>42262098
Only if they all bully me

>> No.42262994

Sabbath girls targeting the anons who’re into hags.

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>>42262994
it's more likely than you think

>> No.42263006

remember anons, the taller the monster, the more childern she can hold in her womb

>> No.42263011

>>42262994
A lolibaba is fine too

>> No.42263017

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that chubby sabbath girls make great daikis.

>> No.42263020

Every midnight, monster children come out to play, they could be skipping around, playing pranks, giggling and playing with each other's cunnies like adorable little girls, and have tea parties with cursed stuff animals and dolls in your average neighborhood. The sabbath owns the night, but don't worry, you'll be sleeping so you won't have to worry about them.

>> No.42263029
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>>42263006
Wrong, because the kids will also be larger.

>> No.42263041

>>42263029
and unless they are kiwi harpies that isnt all that true lest you are also that big

>> No.42263056
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42263056

>>42263011
Be careful.

>> No.42263058

>>42263029
>daughterus that can pick you up before she even hits puberty

>> No.42263063

>>42262994
somebodies got to get that bapho laid so she stops glaring at her more successful underlings.

>> No.42263078

>>42263058
Life with hellhounds.

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>>42263058
they grow up so fast

>> No.42263099

>>42263078
>>42263058
>And you easily pick your wife up as if weighted nothing and still pick your kids to play with them

>> No.42263125

>>42263095
>tfw whenever you go to the PTC they think you are another kid of the family

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>>42263095
She is the perfect wife, how can other monsters compete?

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>People would be surprsied that monstergirls might be fans of Nijisanji EN Vtubers especially Vox due to not needing/requiring to be Seiso

>> No.42263165

>>42263148
By not being weird, creepy freaks?

>> No.42263171

>>42263151
You have a board for this.

>> No.42263177

I was just watching a video about termites and you know how the termite queens are much bigger than the kings, well my mind thought up termite monster girls and felt like sharing, that they would be mostly muscle fat women while their incubus husbands would be very shota like in appearance where the husbands would be dwarfed by their much larger wives.

>> No.42263184

>>42263148
tall awkward banshees
tall awkward centipedes
tall awkward jabberwocks

>> No.42263209

>>42263151
>>42263171
Perhaps younger immature monster girls who urgently need to touch grass could be the ones wishing to have a boyfriend as "not seiso" as Vox Akuma and like him. Again, they need to touch grass and get a real boy.

>> No.42263213

dont take the bait dumbasses and just tell them to fuck off

>> No.42263214

>42263209
YOU
HAVE
A
FUCKING
BOARD
FOR
THIS

>> No.42263221
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>>42263165
but thats the best part?

>> No.42263222

>>42263214
stop taking bait, and jist tell them to fuck off

>> No.42263223

>>42263221
Thank god I'm too tall for these weirdos

>> No.42263239

sure sure, a 9 tailed kitsune might be supremely powerful magic user in most cases
but a 9 tailed kitsune that specializes in just bapping you with her tails and knocking you out with it? That's terrifying

>> No.42263250

>>42263239
imscaredofonewhoisverykindandcaring

>> No.42263257

>>42263214
Stop being a fucking retard and give him the (you) so I don't have to look for who posted something awful

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>>42263223
always a bigger girl lurking near you

>> No.42263278

>>42263267
big massive mammary milkers ready to be pumped

>> No.42263284

>>42263267
Alright now this sucks.

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>>42263223
imagine

>> No.42263351

A mamono mother and incubus husband learning and finding out their son is dating and romancing an Order church girl

>> No.42263355

teh reason i like tall monster girls is so i can sleep on them while i have wiener inside their vagina

>> No.42263368

>>42263302
so how old is big fox?

>> No.42263372
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>>42263351
Is it a cute nun? Or sadly; a WH40k Adepta Sororitas type of religious lady?

>> No.42263373

>>42263355
I wonder how commonly smaller monsters want to sleep under their husbands.

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>>42263302
imagine

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>>42263380
Oh I 'magine

>> No.42263390

>>42261875
>PLAYING VIDYA WITH ALICE
Watch out, she'll always climb on your lap while playing.

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>>42263372
So this?

>> No.42263460

>>42263372
Odds are a cute nun. I think most humans in MGE are part of the Order in the same way millions nominally follow Christianity. The fanatical true believers are a special breed.

>> No.42263459

>>42263372
dont respond to fucking bait, dumbass

>> No.42263467

>>42263239
nah, the scariest foxes are the ones where their tails are like fluid.
where the only certainties are the tips

>> No.42263486

Happy new year guys.

>> No.42263491

>>42263351
time to salvage this shitty bait.
>H: "well this is a problem"
>W: "no, not really"
>H: "why do you say that?"
>W: "i snuck some hellwan mana into his aura. the first time they fuck she's turning into a rape monster."

>> No.42263492

>>42263467
Quantum Fox

>> No.42263505

I left 2 days and the thread is even worst then usual. What happened?

>> No.42263513

>The only reason they assume a childish form is because it is more convenient for using magic.
Being a magicfag who’s not into loli is suffering.

>> No.42263514

>>42263505
fags happened

>> No.42263522

>>42263513
there is another option.
make your journey to the abandoned fox shrine, anon.
she awaits you.

>> No.42263583

>>42263390
It's a good thing Alice is a good girl that would never utilize her position in your lap to try and throw you off your game. Right?

>> No.42263588

>>42263505
New Year, same old attempts to infiltrate the thread with faggotry.

>> No.42263599

Gigantic breasts are best

>> No.42263620

>>42263491
I'm pretty sure that is the end result regardless?

>>42263435
>that battle nun

And even a mean looking devout Order lady like that eventually just becomes a sweeter nicer monstergirl after mamono mana corruption or gets dicked by an incubus.

>> No.42263639
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>>42263513
The answer is simple.
YOU must be the mage and have a big tiddy warrior girl to frontline for you.
You get your magic and your not-loli wife, after all, I'm sure there are plenty of big strong fighter girls out there who would love to have a smaller, magically adept husband they can toss around, pin, and silence, when they get in the mood

>> No.42263645

>>42263599
Should they defy gravity, or have some real weight to them?

>> No.42263679

>>42263639
And get disrespected by them, no thanks.

>> No.42263691

>>42263639
>Ahah you want to get strong, nope femdom it is for you.
Tiresome, so tiresome...

>> No.42263709

>>42263645
HEAVY

>> No.42263774
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>>42263639
Decent option. Not sure what the other anons are complaining about. Magic > muscles. You’d still be stronger where it counts.

>> No.42263877

>>42263774
Me like muscles girls but me don't like that everytime strong girl are mentioned it directly go to femdom because me don't like not having control and being toyed with. Nice cow tho.

>> No.42263889

>>42261316
Thigh sex with hakutaku-sensei...

>> No.42263911

Keep in mind, you're not a "virgin NEET" if you're studying magic to become a wizard.
Don't go out wearing a blue robe with stars and moons though, you'll attract all sorts of pervy monsters.

>> No.42263928

Show me the biggest Dragon tits you have.

>> No.42263937
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42263937

Asked the pharaoh for permission to dig for fossils in the dried out creek bed and she wants sex in return?!

>> No.42263942

>>42263937
Sounds like the name of a bestselling light novel in MGC.

>> No.42263953

>>42263937
Fossils are fake and dino are a lied build up by the kikes.

>> No.42263964
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I hope someday KC will release a dino girl with an extra meaty tail.

>> No.42263969
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>>42263953

>> No.42264004

>>42263942
I want a job writing cheap romance pulp novels for dumb monster teenagers and christmas cakes

>> No.42264018

>>42263505
Get used to it, from what I've seen when fooling around the archives, monster girl threads have become popular on /v/ and this thread is often mentioned there

>> No.42264027

>>42261427
I would be very willing to take care of an overworked overstressed tanuki OL wife with massages, baths, and homecooked meals.

>> No.42264053

>>42264018
I go on /v/ to and it will be the next /tg/...

>> No.42264063

>>42263691
Try a cow

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42264086

ded

>> No.42264088

One day I will skeb art of a Wisp succing up the ghost of anon, just so I’m allowed to post it here with impunity.

>> No.42264091

>>42263513
The solution: acquire better taste

>> No.42264104

>>42264091
Loli is for BABIES!

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>>42264086
Yes but you see it's dead drunk, actually

>> No.42264145
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>>42264104
Yes, making babies

>> No.42264184

I'm going to take a walk in the Bamboo Forest, maybe I'll end up attracting a Werewolf somehow.

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>>42264105
I could out drink the dead, how hard could it be?

>> No.42264218

>>42264192
The dead maintain high blood alcohol levels during the winter to prevent freezing.

>> No.42264221

>>42264004
>All the romantic books featuring a Christmas cake taking a man's virginity become best sellers
>One about an OL snake raping a young writer is especially popular
>MGC Police warns you that there are multiple cash rewards on the darknet for your real name and address

>> No.42264247

>>42264221
>multiple cash rewards on the darknet for your real name and address
Screw that, I am old fashion and will go to the street corner to ask for bids for me

>> No.42264269
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Why do so many monsters have such a weakness to the mating press skill?

>> No.42264272
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>>42264192
You really wanna find out?

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>>42264272
Bring it on!

>> No.42264328

>>42264269
It's not a bug, it's a feature.

>> No.42264344
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42264344

Is there any cool new monstergirl hentai this comiket?

>> No.42264358

>>42264269
cause they would be too op otherwise

>> No.42264402

>>42264344
I bet gremlins have very sniffable breath

>> No.42264404

Thinking of what to do for the writing thingie

Either a witch who wants revenge after she was "killed" by turning into a darkness slime or a tomboy warrior girl who is secretly a succubus which she hates

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>>42261324
Yes.

>> No.42264425

>>42264404
I prefer second even if both looks edgy. I will try to write something who end with the mc killing himself. No lich or wisp allowed.

>> No.42264434

>>42264425
It is not edge, it is merely conflict

>> No.42264456 [SPOILER] 
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>>42264344
The answer, it would seem, is a resounding yes.

>> No.42264469

>>42264218
>average winter zombie's blood alcohol is effectively 100%
>wightification sex
>auto brewery syndrome instantly developed
>since her organs arent really needed they are all used to brew from different substances

>> No.42264470

>>42264405
>anon wanted to summon a badass ancient undead dragon to go on on epic adventures and stuff
>instead got a barely sentient nympho dragon that demands dick every 15 minutes
this is why you need to first practice your necromantic spells on basic zombies

>> No.42264475

>>42264456
Yeah now prove to me this isn't furry

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>>42264475
Do you see any fur?

>> No.42264500

>>42264493
The fact this was your response doesn't fill me with hope

>> No.42264507

>>42264247
Enjoy being some rich higher-up monster's stress relieving boytoy.
She might even have you eat her out in the office during a boring meeting.

>> No.42264516

>>42264500
Your loss, not mine.

>> No.42264526

>>42264516
Post her face, bitch

>> No.42264531

>>42264456
>>42264493
>Handholding
You fucking degenerates. Get this trash off my board

>> No.42264534

>>42264526
Since you've been rude I won't

>> No.42264541

>>42264534
More furry stuff, then. Thanks

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>>42264541
Back to the Mizone mines

>> No.42264585

>>42264561
But he freaks out at the sight of furries, even if there are no furries in sight. How is he gonna look up Mizone?

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>>42264585
By ignoring when he draws pokemon or housecats

You mistake me for one who can't compartmentalize

>> No.42264610

When I get isekaied into the MGE world, I'm going to go up to every monster girl I see and sniff their breath. Single or not, I don't care. I'm gonna do it. I will target rodents, canines, imps, and cows in particular, but most of all, danukis.

>> No.42264625
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>>42262716
Fat snek goddess

>> No.42264644
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I love demons !

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>>42264625
I see no snek

Here is a snek

A fat snek

>> No.42264671

>>42264664
Hot.

>> No.42264674

>>42264671
The naked version is hotter
https://files.catbox.moe/zrghvk.jpg

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>>42264674
Oh Indeed, thanks for posting it kind anon

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42264728

happy new year of the bunny /jp/, I drew the BNHA bun for my pixiv, and am now drawing some other girl, but afterwards I think I should draw a Monster Girl again, but I don't have any ideas.
Anyone can share an idea? I am sorry but I will only pick one, since I'm not a very fast drawfag. It will also not be very good, so be advised. Than k you.

>> No.42264731

>>42264699
The naked version is hotter
https://files.catbox.moe/elc041.jpg

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>>42264731
Hahah thanks again

>> No.42264841

Human men belong in the loving coils of lamias

>> No.42264853

>>42264841
Yes, but young fertile lamias' coils.
Not old chubby snakes'.

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>> No.42264867

>>42264853
Marry the young, fertile lamias and turn them into old, chubby snakes with time and love. And by chubby, I mean preggers.

>> No.42264895

>>42264865
>Adventurer anon thought he was raiding a treasure-filled tomb
>Turns out it was an Apophis's loveroom
>The only treasure there is her purity, and she's quite eager to have it stolen

>> No.42264898

>>42264865
>be lost in desert
>dehydrated, sunburnt, exhausted
>see tent in the distance
>use last of your energy to run towards it
>grape
from bad to worse it seems

>> No.42264907

>>42264898
If by worse you mean paradise, yes

>> No.42264908

>>42264898
Grape venom is especially potent for dehydrated victims.

>> No.42264911
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What's the best girl to cuddle up with while reading a book?

>> No.42264916

>>42264898
just pass out anon, she'll be too worried about you to do anything

>> No.42264923

>>42264908
>She offers you water
>She pours it down her body
>You have to drink it from her nether regions where it gathers

>> No.42264925
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42264925

>>42264898
>worse

>> No.42264926

>>42264911
anon please, I must resist the call of my heritage

>> No.42264929

>>42264916
She'll nurse you back to health; her love and lust for you will only increase each second she spends caring for you.

>> No.42264934

>>42264926
Welshman?

>> No.42264938

>>42264916
>wake up fully wrapped in grape tail as she massages lotion into your burnt skin

>> No.42264947

>>42264934
Aberdonian

>> No.42264950
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42264950

>no ideas
maybe I'll just draw a jinko dressed up as a bunny then, or just a wererabbit, they don't really have much art, do they?
>>42264929
what if I pretend to be in a coma?

>> No.42264955

>>42264947
>Sheep with Scottish bleats

>> No.42264957

>>42264853
the chubby ones have fat tails, a fat tail means more muscle in the tail as more effort is needed to move, more muscle means a tighter grip. and as a bonus, the fat locks you into place so that you cant even wiggle around. but the squishiness also makes it far more comfortable.

>> No.42264970

>>42264950
Ah, the common Wererabbit. A creature equally at home in urban environments and the great outdoors.

>> No.42264974

>>42264950
I must have missed your post asking for ideas. Draw cute imp please

>> No.42264979

>42263372
>42263435
>/tg/ samefaggot

>> No.42264981
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>>42264898
>Worse.
What's wrong with Apophis anon? You don't like them?

>> No.42264990

>>42264950
Draw a Jinko phone scammer getting mad that anon is redeeming the (marriage) card

>> No.42264993

>>42264950
Bunnies need big, soft and powerful thighs along with cute bunny legs.
Instead, KC's wererabbit lower half looks like a silly costume.

>> No.42265009

>>42264970
>the great outdoors
https://youtu.be/_GpjsaI4H04?t=18
>>42264974
since you've asked first I will draw an imp too, after the rabbit, the post is here >>42264728
>>42264990
I'll see if I have time later, but it sounds like a cute idea. I do not promise anything, I don't have much time to draw sadly.
>>42264993
it's his vision, you can always headcannon that some subspecies rabbits look like Rumi from BNHA but with stompers instead of feet (like I do)

>> No.42265024

>>42265009
Thanks fren! I look forward to the imp drawing and the rabbit

>> No.42265082
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42265082

KC...MGE rpg update doko...

>> No.42265101

>>42265082
When you subscribe, baka gaijin

>> No.42265109

>>42265082
KC treats it more like a passion project than a crowdfunded game. Abundant patience is required.
I cope by reminiscing about that period where we got a new profile each month + Q&A replies and additional details on his Enty.

>> No.42265124

>>42265109
2 years with no new content. I don't like shitting on KC and he's still my favorite MG content creator, but he really needs to hand the project over to someone else and focus on providing art and writing only

>> No.42265136

>>42264981
They're mean and scary

>> No.42265140

>>42265101
Nyooo...
>>42265109
I agree but it's been a long time since the last update...

>> No.42265145

>>42265124
That would be great.
Another option is that he could hurry to release the framework of the game with a small variety of monsters, then have the game in early-access limbo while he spends however long he wants adding new monsters, more maps, new mechanics, etc.

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who cares about games? the only game i want to play is sexy tag with wurmie and hide behind ugly modern public utility buildings

>> No.42265215

>>42264728
crab
beetle

>> No.42265260

>>42265136
That's before they bite you, they're quite lovely after that.

>>42265192
>Entire city blackout because anon hid behind key grid infrastructure
>Wurm only feeling "tingly" after being jolted with enough current to down over a dozen elephants

>> No.42265297

>>42261822
very cool!

>> No.42265301

>>42261822
I wonder how long you can molest a white horn's soft ear before she gets annoyed by it.

>> No.42265332

>>42265301
1 minute and 52 seconds

>> No.42265400

>>42264926
>>42264934
>>42264947
Monsters can't sense the curse of a bloodline right?

>> No.42265434

Officer, I did not intentionally strip naked in public, the Hellhound punched all my clothes off.

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42265471

>>42265434
that's not what she said, she says you tried to sexualy assault her and there's only one punishment for this kind of thing...

>> No.42265524

>>42265124
I think it doesn’t help that the scope for this game seems quite large for an rpgmaker indie porn game. Think of MGQ. The original trilogy was collaborative and it was just an on rails experience where you mostly fought one off girls + however many cgs their artist felt like drawing that day. Sure we got Paradox later, but they had put games out before and it wasn’t their first rodeo by that point. I don’t remember, is it just KC for this?

>> No.42265579

>>42265400
They're coming for you Shepard

>> No.42265648

>>42265192
When you want condemned buildings demolished, just use horni wurm

>> No.42265803

>>42265471
I just said hey!

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>>42265434
>Officer, she's stare raping me

>> No.42266194

>>42265992
>"okay citizen, calm down let me ask you a question first"
>pulls out a small notebook named "special procedures and reads from it
>you like it you little slut, don't you?"

>> No.42266202

How do monsters know you're single and not taken by a human or a monster?

>> No.42266227

>>42266202
Smell. If you're in public and hear a monster sniffing the air it's already too late.

>> No.42266228
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42266228

>>42261118
broke: Egyptian OCs that are just black-furred with gold accents

woke: Egyptian OCs that use a full, bright palette of colours

bespoke: Egyptian OCs that are only ever drawn in traditionally-styled ancient Egyptian murals and cartouches

Egypsters. Liking the oldest world power before it was cool.

>> No.42266243

>>42266202
They have senses that can detect it. Either feelings or scentor magical signature I forget exactly.

>> No.42266342

>>42266228
must be hard to be an Anubis, that helped an Apophis in her war against Pharaoh, only to watch her find a bf and lose interest in war altogether in favour of the dick

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>>42266243
It’s like they have a built in sonar to see who’s a virgin or not, also pouring purchasable mamono bathwater on yourself won’t help either of hiding being single, that sooner or later they will find out there’s some bullshitting going on and you will be punished for lying to the lonely monsters.

>> No.42266371

manticore vs ushi oni vs hellhound
Who is the alpha rapist?

>> No.42266377

Do you know how in Pokemon you must hatch dozens, if not hundreds of eggs to get a shiny pokemon with unique colors?
I wish to do the same until I get a charcoal black Apophis daughter.

>> No.42266389

frog girls and bunny girls go to war over who has better and thiccer legs

>> No.42266404

>>42266389
Frog girls stink of swamp water so i’m picking the bunny girls.

>> No.42266406

>>42266404
Frogs are way better kissers though.

>> No.42266422

>>42266371
Ushi-oni without a doubt

>> No.42266444

>>42266377
That doesn’t sound ethical, where I don’t think monster girls would approve of that type of behavior of thinking your guys’s daughters are some type of rarity item rather than people.

>> No.42266446

>>42266371
>manticore can be mere'd with enough agility to stick it into her real pussy when she tries to milk you
>ushi just requires you to keep her seal on and it won't be that bad
>hellhound is just 100% certified rape and even their profile states that they cannot be tamed

>> No.42266461

>>42266404
But bunnies stink tho too

>> No.42266463

>>42266446
Fucking throw a comical huge ice cube at the Hellhound that will stop them.

>> No.42266480

>>42266463
>ice + fire
That's going to be a very steamy rape

>> No.42266495

>>42266444
Breeding fetish is definitely monster approved.
Any husband who only sees his daughters as collectible will receive correction, but will still be allowed to breed his wife as he pleases.

>> No.42266507

Now I want art of anons bathing their monster wives to wash their wives’s stink away. (These monsters would be more in tune with nature aka wild so not from MGC.)

>> No.42266600

>>42263380
What's up with the luchadore?

>> No.42266618

Would you a gazelle or a Whitehorn?

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>>42266618
Whitehorn

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>>42266371
Manticore because I will cheer on her and the power of love will help her win the competition.

>> No.42266697

would you make love to a love train filled with creepy undead?
also known as the "L" train

>> No.42266698

I wonder if IRL bunny breeding anon is still around. His bunny facts where great.

>> No.42266760

>>42266652
>Two-pronged kiss attack
Manticores are fearsome predators...

>> No.42266784

>>42266697
Undeads are the best so yes.
I want to fuck the half-brain dead zombie from behind.
I want to molest to molest the big-titty ghost
I want to have my blood sucked by the mommy vampire
I want the mad lich to make me drink all of her potions
I want to steal a Dullahans head
I want to face fuck a Ghoul

>> No.42266792

>>42266600
average human male, for reference

>> No.42266803

>>42266784
so what about the ghost possessing the train?

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>>42266760
ruthless monsters they are...
>>42266698
these posts were great, I can't remember most of them, but it made me want to own a bunny myself

>> No.42266825

>>42266803
I will go to the engine and throw in the liches aphrodisiac potions into it.
Or just go into a empty cart and start fapping. She knows exactly what I'm dong and she can stop it at any time.

>> No.42266838

>>42266825
>throwing aphrodisac potions in the possessed engine
>The carts start lactating from the walls and the closer you get to the conductors cabin, the more moans you begin to hear and the more walls and floor become meaty and wetter

>> No.42266840

>>42266803
>Ghost is possessing the train
>Starts molesting the furniture instead

>> No.42266849

Someone should actually write a whole story about a "ghost train" that runs through the undead kingdom. Sounds like it would have a lot of potential.

>> No.42266861

>>42266849
and make it a duplex steam engine

>> No.42266867

>>42266838
God I love the mix of horror and erotica.
The train becoming more and more twisted as you get closer conductors cabin but at the same time it's also becoming more and more lewd.
Gonna fill the conductors cabin with aphrodisiac gas and fuck the ghost senseless.

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"Just-a-hoodie" Geizah

>> No.42266875

>>42266861
Nothing else would be valid.

>> No.42266876

>>42266870
this one went all out for the poof factor in her hair

>> No.42266888

>>42266876
I both hate and love it when a monster girl's hair has more volume than her body.

>> No.42266891

>>42265524
It's not but he's really vague on who else is involved and what they do.
The best part is KC ignored a Poll about going back to doing profiles losing. Then he said he'd do profiles anyway and promptly only released one.

I think he's treating making a game like drawing but ignoring how making one requires a lot more planning than just keeping at it until it works or tying together your word vomit like his books.

>> No.42266902

>>42266891
He said he'll continue doing profiles because that's how he handles stress and anxiety.
Fuck off, Enslaved.

>> No.42266918

>>42266902
He isn't making profiles for one.
And two I don't care, it's been two years. Or is it coming to three? I don't remember.

>> No.42266927

>>42266902
Meh, profiles are meh. He should focus on regions. What would be great is region book with profiles included.

>> No.42266940

>>42266849
how about it be some normal college student who tries to get to school but took the wrong train and ended up in the ghost train, which is funny enough a whole town of single undead

>> No.42266968

>>42266838
>Be adventurer
>Hear about a train that can take you where you were planning to go, taking you safely through the undead kingdom
>Some girl in a cloak hands you a pew potions telling you that they need to be put into the engine but she can't do it herself.
>Quest accepted, even got a nice 20 gold from it
>Train seems a bit empty but maybe it's just the low season
>Throw potion into the engine like asked
>Go back to your own cart
>Start hearing moaning through the intercoms
>The seat next to your is suddenly really damp, like someone just sat in it while really wet
>Decide to explore
>Get to the private compartments
>They are all locked but you can hear voices, moans and the creaking from beds inside
>The closer the you get to the conductors cabin the wetter things seem to get
>The moaning keeps getting louder as well
>Anon wants to get off but the train is moving to fast and it's way to dark outside
>The intercoms have even started to moan your name begging you to come closer
I hope the 20g was worth it

>> No.42266977

>>42266940
>The train won't stop until he has creampied every single girl there

>> No.42266983

>>42266977
ah yes, the famous Hymenpiercer

>> No.42267028

>>42266977
>And the more he stays there, the less he wants to leave and even is starting to dream about the conductur
>Train is placing new track so sometimes it appears right where a bus should be

>> No.42267066

Would you be a good onii-chan and give your little imp imouto lots of yummy cummies because you're super awesome amazing coolsies?

>> No.42267068

>>42266968
>And if you stop getting closer, the very walls begin to peel back revealing fleshy walls and tentacles that grab you and pull you deeper into the train, also molest you as well

>> No.42267109 [DELETED] 

Happy to finally play the holst scenes in KC's game. Been waiting so long.

Wasn't too keen on the rata CGs. Not a foot guy myself.
Alraune and tanuki were decent.

>> No.42267129

>>42266927
I think it would be cool if the books also went into detail about the wildlife in the different regions too like certain demon realm beasts that specifically reside in one region or two, for example in the snowy region instead of giant boars for animal transportation like in the more warmer climate regions they would either have giant arctic wolves or giant ice bisons that would carry Mamonos and their husbands around, also I was thinking of a region where most of the landmasses would be made out of crystals and that they would be hundreds of feet tall and that the crystals could talk similar to the plants in the fairy kingdom, that maybe the gimmick of the crystals would be if a mamono answers the talking crystal’s riddles correctly the crystal would teleport the mamono’s destined man easily to their exact location, which I just came up with this just seconds ago so might scarp it if it feels stupid.

>> No.42267149

>>42267109
he has a game?

>> No.42267154

>>42266870
i want to tickle her bad.

>> No.42267155

>>42267066
Keep speaking like that i will crack open your skull with heavy rocks during the portal opening.

>> No.42267162

>>42267155
The mischievous lilim running the portal is going to make a point to pair you up with girl(s) that exclusively do baby-speak

>> No.42267165
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>If only you knew how many dicks I had to suck to get where I am today

>> No.42267166

>>42262606
Why does uninterested girls who look like they're on their smoke break have to appeal so much to me?

>> No.42267177

>>42267162
And i will burn down her castle and lands. Also that why she will be forever alone.

>> No.42267178

>>42267066
i'll be her aniki, sure, but only if she stops talking like a total jabroni

>> No.42267183

>>42267165
>Used good
>Not interesting
Who cares?

>> No.42267186
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>>42261118

>> No.42267194

>>42267165
let me guess, zero?

>> No.42267205
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>kiss-slut kikimora
Please. That's all I ask for.

>> No.42267232

>>42267066
If a monster girl talked like this to me I would probably cum buckets, than post nut clarity would kick in and in my mind would just be big red letters spelling out WHY which would represent the disgust of myself of allowing “that” to happen.

>> No.42267247

>>42267194
She got the job by default because all the other top lolis were too busy with their husbands. The day she finally gets laid is the day the Sabbath falls apart becuase she's 50% of their administration. The other 50% is whatever new recuit she can drag along as an assistant before the girl sneaks off to find a man.

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>>42267232
>post nut clarity
no such thing with monsters, retractory period is the first thing to go
>>42267205
ANON AND KIKI SITTING ON A TREE
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

>> No.42267310

>>42267247
and then?

>> No.42267320

>>42267294
Shannon kiki?

>> No.42267329
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>>42265082
>>42265109
>>42265124
>>42266918
Sorry anon, but it's the 2020s. We're no longer allowed to have nice things.

>> No.42267338

>>42267320
who's shannon? is she a kiki too?

>> No.42267349

>>42267294
First comes love
Then comes marriage
Then comes baby
In a baby carriage!
>kiki gets redder and hornier with each line

>> No.42267362

>>42267329
FUCK YOU I WONT BE HAPPY AND YOU CANT MAKE ME

>> No.42267369

>>42267329
Every time I see this picture it looks like she's not just holding the fruit but is about to shove it directly into your mouth.

>> No.42267382

I remember reading about the undead getting drunk and building necropoli into the side of a cliff three times.
What guide was it from?

>> No.42267437
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>>42263599
This but on small girls, bonus points if they are undead

>> No.42267441
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42267441

>>42267154
>"H-h-human! Cease this a-a-at once!"

>> No.42267453

>>42267437
I hope you don't mean those weird short monsters who have gigantic breasts, little ass and pitiful thighs.

>> No.42267468

>>42267441
what a cute tsundere you are
puni puni

>> No.42267502

>>42263599
this is a perfect on 8 ft tall monsters with meaty bodies

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42267516

>>42267453
Of course, I like full meals not just the shake

>> No.42267522
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42267522

>New OniTengu art
It's been 2000 years...

>> No.42267563

>>42267522
blessed be the prodigal son who returns from the gacha mines

>> No.42267569

>>42267338
I think he means shanon from umineko

>> No.42267573

Can I watch bocchi and like mgs?

>> No.42267575

>>42267437
>>42267516
Need to breed

>> No.42267594

>>42267573
antisocial monstergirls like Bunyip exist. nothing stops you from enjoying both and some music on top of that

>> No.42267613

sex with teach feels so good and bad

>> No.42267627

>>42267573
No it's one or the other

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>> No.42267653

>>42267640
how zipangese buns different from normal buns?

>> No.42267671

>>42267653
they have a slight beef with sharks

>> No.42267677

>>42267671
y tho? buns live on land unlike the fucking oversized sushi

>> No.42267692

>>42267677
the hare of inaba tale
though ms hare was the one being a jerk about it

>> No.42267708

>>42267677
You need to work on your folklore

>> No.42267713

>>42267692
ah, its the fault of the shark for being dum
>>42267708
sorri, i dont know so much about that

>> No.42267737

>>42267692
>The hare challenges the sharks to see whose clan is larger
some say this competition continues to this very day.
well anon, which team are you on? best get breeding

>> No.42267891

>>42267737
im on team bunny cause they cuter than fish

>> No.42267963

>>42263583
Not consciously, but her body has a way of moving on its own around Onii-chan.

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>>42261118

>> No.42267988

>>42267984
hate that

>> No.42268053

>>42267737
Sharks because lovebites are love

>> No.42268057

>>42268053
personally speaking rabbits have bitten me a lot more than sharks have

>> No.42268063
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42268063

waito sekushi

>> No.42268072
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42268072

>>42268063
kuro ero

>> No.42268081

>>42268072
that black skin really sexy y, y y,y y,y,y,y,y,y,,y,y,! fuck, that balck bunny nun is so fucking sexxyy

>> No.42268095

>>42268063
If I ever saw a Wight or Lich I'd run as fast as I could away.

>> No.42268140

>>42268072
>tfw no church of buns
>No bun healing by having many bunnies around you while you sleep

>> No.42268178

>>42268140
>be healed
>go to leave
>buns look sad
on second thought my wound is acting up again

>> No.42268190

>>42262022
I want to molest her floofy shoulderpads

>> No.42268206

>>42268178
>Anon ends up being a holy guard to the church of buns
>His payment is a cute bun nun wife or several

>> No.42268219

>>42268140
Where would I go to get healed by cuddling an Alice and her teenaged friends?

>> No.42268230

>>42268219
nowhere but the sabbath, and they aint got churches only orgies lmao and maybe a church of the fallen god

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>>42263380
Yeti

>> No.42268294

>>42262301
I'm apathetic to mge orcs in stereotypical fantasy bandit clothes but seeing them in modern outfits makes me act up. Not sure why that's the case

>> No.42268295

>>42268230
>Fallen God priestesses assigned to me for my personal healing are all horny teenaged fanfic writers and an Alice who "mysteriously wandered into the temple"
>Mostly spend our healing time together in a cuddly heap
>Occasionally one of the priestesses has a fantasy or an idea for a fanfic and asks me to act it out with Alice or one of the priestesses
Seems comfy.

>> No.42268345

>>42264950
>maybe I'll just draw a jinko dressed up as a bunny then
That's what I would have asked for anyway if I was online at the time.

>> No.42268389

>>42268294
ol clothes too op, please patch

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>>42268389
There must be counter strategies.

>> No.42268498

>>42268491
by being a dum and young punk

>> No.42268507
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the buns are even coming in armored, they want anons and they dont care for what might happen

>> No.42268513

>>42263380
i'll have a #26, a #31, a #18, and two #7s
with extra mofu

>> No.42268547

>>42268498
But that's the type that a mature OL would set on a straight and narrow path.

>> No.42268575

>>42268547
well shit, no wonder i got married to that OL flayer near the building i would hang out in with the wrong crowd instead of being in shool

>> No.42268656

>>42268389
OL clothes don't do much to me. Schoolgirl outfits, robes of various kinds, and frilly dresses, on the other hand? Fucking delicious.

>> No.42268708

>portal appears
>Jump in because of course you will
>It's mge but only desperate girls would bother to summon a man like that.
>You don't have to fuck your new cu sith master, but she's also the only thing keeping you tied to that plane
I hope you enjoy rebuffing her flirtations, trying to get with other girls yourself, and then feeling bad when she runs off crying after seeing you try.

>> No.42268733

Imma just ignore that
And ask, what fish is best fish?

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>> No.42268743

>>42268733
Does Nereid count?

>> No.42268753

>>42268733
kuufish

>> No.42268773

>>42268743
Ye, she just fish succ

>> No.42268788

>>42268733
Otohime, Kraken, Mershark are my top three.

>> No.42268798

>>42268773
Then definitely Nereid. I really like Alice, and Succs, and Lims, and Pyrows, and Nereids. Imps, Arch Imps, Demons, and Devils, too.

>> No.42268809

>samefagging this hard
Like clockwork

>> No.42268818

>>42268798
Succs are just a superior breed.

>> No.42268874

>>42268788
Otohime, gimme why you like ‘em

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>>42268733
Unagi Joro. I'm a sucker for coilers.

>> No.42268889

>>42268874
I like hags and I like sushi.

>> No.42268896

>>42268889
K, very good. You think she makes great sushi?

>> No.42268899

>>42268733
Hard to pick between Kuufish and Mershark.

>> No.42268914

>>42268733
ms kraken, ms sea bishop and kuufish

>> No.42268922

>>42268914
Squids aren't fish, dummy.

>> No.42268931

>>42268922
They live in the sea, they fish in my eyes

>> No.42268953

>>42268922
it's going to be a while before somebody else asks what my favorite cephalopod is

>> No.42268955

>>42268741
tittyfox really a best
>>42268733
tomboy shark, definitely

>> No.42268961

>>42268953
Mines is nautilus chain

>> No.42268972

>>42268889
>Fun-loving sea dragon princess who own an entire underwater amusement city
>The reason you love her is because her tits sag a bit and she eats a lot of fish
I can't complain, Otohimes need all the love they can get.

>>42268896
If they themselves aren't then one of their many underlings is sure to be.

>> No.42268983

>>42268961
>no tsundere cuttlefish imouto whose vibrant colorshifts betray her actual mood

>> No.42269025

>>42268733
sahuagin, I love how their profile goes out of the way to explain that they're not stoic dead fish in bed, and are actually very clingy and affectionate kiss-sluts

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just imagine the possibilities...

>> No.42269040

>>42268818
Definitely, definitely. Especially Alices, but the whole Succ family is great.

>> No.42269065

>>42269038
I refuse to receive a neckjob.
Kissing during doggystyle is as far as it goes.

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>> No.42269101

>closest thing to an actual greentext in the thread
>Drowned in image spam
Based
No thoughts only COOM

>> No.42269104

>>42269038
>Are you frustrated?

>> No.42269119

>>42269104
Everything would be better, if only Kircheis were here...

>> No.42269132

>>42269104
heh

>> No.42269137

>>42269089
>24
add like 6 zeros, that real age
>>42268983
very cute, she tries acting cold to you when you hug her but her color changes into that pf pink and her skin has heart patterns appear on it

>> No.42269145

>>42269089
The problem is OL onis is that they always insist on you coming for drinks after work.

>> No.42269152

>>42268972
>>The reason you love her is because her tits sag a bit and she eats a lot of fish
Now hold on, her tits sag A LOT and she has these cute crows feet that wrinkle up when she pouts, and she gets so cute when she's looking in the mirror and getting upset about all the cupcakes she ate last night. Plus she's super cute when she's just in her regular clothes doing random chores around the house.

>> No.42269155

>>42268708
>prat that mamono mana (tm) makes her a non-furry sith

>> No.42269219

>>42267205
When I realized whatever I requested to the lilim would become my weakness, I replayed that part so I could switch from breasts to kissing.

Also funny that I made werecat and imp climax but still lost via the love meter, but then when they stunlocked me with kissing I got them to 100% and won. I guess that’s by design?

>> No.42269226

Which monster species would be most likely to enjoy listening to heavy metal while drinking cool and refreshing LIQUID DEATH mountain water?

>> No.42269240

>>42269226
your mother

>> No.42269258

>>42269226
Any of the ones that hook up with druella, I'd bet. They're a very edgy bunch.

>> No.42269259

>>42269226
Any Kuroferuru loli, a chuunibyou Dragon, or a Salamander.

>> No.42269276

>>42269152
Look at this fucking autistic sack of chodes.

>> No.42269277

>>42269259
kuro's tattoo parlor seems really cool. i'd love to chat up some of the nice ladies there while they work

>> No.42269311

>>42269277
>fuck Alice while Kuro girls give her some Dark Insignias on her back
>she forgets she has them
>use the remote activation spell on her to tease her later

>> No.42269312

>>42269152
now this, this gets me going. soothing the worries of an sea dragon while enjoying her overrippened body

>> No.42269483

>>42269152
Breaking News: Local sea hag brought to tears over her husband's love confession!

>> No.42269530

>Driving late at night along narrow winding roads somewhere in North America
>On edge because you keep having the feeling that something has been watching you through the tree line
>Completely lost and constantly checking your phone for directions just looking to get home and out of this dense forest
>While looking down, your mind registers an overbearing presence ahead of your car
>Look up just in time to see a massive monolith of a creature blocking the road
>No time to swerve out of the way
>WHAM
>Car instantly totaled
>Fly through window because you forgot your seatbelt
>In your final moments you brace for impact with the hard concrete below
>Somehow, "airbags" slam into your face, halting your flight
>Airbags with arms embracing you?
>Slowly open your eyes to witness the most gorgeous girl you've ever laid eyes upon
>The moon above you is blocked out by the massive antlers sprouting from her head
>Seems to be some sort of 9 foot tall moose centaur girl with bulging muscles and brunette hair
>Barely has any scratches on her while your car now looks like an accordion
>She's not even mad, more so happy that a man literally just fell into her arms
>She lifts up your chin and strokes your hair
>Your don't know if your heart is racing from the crash or from her lustful gaze
>She slowly leans into your ear
>"You can't park there"

>> No.42269546

>>42269530
>the end
Lmao, my response so I cant park my dick inside you then?

>> No.42269608

>>42269530
fookin 'ell another ticket?

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>>42263058
>the few precious years an anon married to a minotaur has where he is able to physically pick up his children

>> No.42269712

>>42269704
>not getting big so you can pick up your daughters even when they get taller than you
are you not drinking your mino milk anon?

>> No.42269721

>>42269712
anon me drinking mino milk doesn't help if all seven of my children are drinking it too
they grow up too fast

>> No.42269727

>>42269721
Yes but you'll get stronger in proportion to your daughters growth so you'll be able to pick them up no matter how big they get

>> No.42269750

>>42269721
sounds like an excuse, just keep drinking and keep training and soon you can juggle your daughters

>> No.42269777

You know instead of an rpg I feel an mge game would be suited better being more like harvest moon or animal crossing.

>> No.42269788

>>42269777
it was always envisioned as a violent conflict prone setting though.

>> No.42269801

>>42269788
So Orderfags who hate monsters and monsters who love humans.
Where's the incubus anti-paladin that goes on a crusade of vengeance against Orderfags because they killed his wife

>> No.42269812

>>42269788
go to sleep man, you've been at it since morning and it's very late
>>42269777
that's a good idea - cute city buildier or farm simulator with your cute wife/-ves
or maybe an adventure game with no real combat but platforming and environmental puzles?

>> No.42269823

imma just be a fighter to satisfy my violent urges, no need to have so much edge
>>42269812
oh thats really cute and you can make the towns themed like making hagville, owadvillage

>> No.42269827

>>42269812
you need to stop trolling, you aren't welcome.

>> No.42269845

>>42269823
>imma just be a fighter
you can spar with some of the fighter monsters using demon silver
becoming a champion of local arenas in non lethal combat was always the best part of every action RPG I played in terms of combat
yeah, different factions would give your towns different bonuses, but for example - alarunes wouldn't want to settle in your full blown Dark Demon Realms or Dune kingdoms - you'd need a Bright Demon Realm or Elven Boughs to attract them.

>> No.42269853

>>42269845
thats what imma do, just fighting in some arenas, maybe catch the eye of a rich monster, retiring then marrying her

>> No.42269862

>>42269801
I'd play it. Lethal combat against the order as a buffed up, pissed off incubus while having to restrain and non-lethal monstergirls trying to stop you.

>> No.42269868

>>42269853
sounds cute
I always liked the arena sections of any RPGs, usualy because you needed some skill to defeat the enemies there, as opposed to mindless grinds, genociding local fauna around the town.

>> No.42269877

If you must have combat then couldn't it at least be something like the anime dog days?

>> No.42269881

>>42269801
>Where's the incubus anti-paladin that goes on a crusade of vengeance against Orderfags because they killed his wife
Joe, when you see Emily, tell her to wait for me. 'Cause I still have work to do...

>> No.42269889

>>42269877
it's important to include weird overly personal revenge stories in your wholesome romance setting because reasons

>> No.42269895

>>42269868
also, it gives me an excuse to wrestle sweaty monster girls in mud

>> No.42269907

>>42269788
It really hasn't. Most in-universe Orderfags can't bring themselves to actually hurt the friendly monsters. I'm sure most heroes just act a bonk hammer, but. KC also introduced a version of MGQ's Angel Halo and made it near-ubiquitous so people can fight without injury or death. I'm not even against a more conflict prone setting, something in-between MGE and MGQ ideally, but you're trying to make MGE into something its not. It's obnoxious.

>> No.42269919

>>42269895
you dog, you
not afraid to pop a boner in the face of tough and worked up salamander?
>>42269907
Order paladins are not genocidal hobos, but actualy good and chivalrious knights, and apart from the anti-monstergirl stuff that was tacked on later - cult of Chief God is a nice religion that preaches goodness, selflessness and honour.
When a good person like that sees a friendly, cute girl who wants to be a good wife to a goodhearted man - 99,99% of times he cannot bring himself to hurt her. That's why monsters win and Order is losing men as fast as it's producing them.

>> No.42269924

>>42269907
angels regularly join in for crusades and in the fallen maidens game we can be sure that she killed at least a few monsters at some point in her life.

>> No.42269938

>>42269919
shes just like me then, and what do you know, might end up giving the audience a show of two animals going at it

>> No.42269954

>>42269924
the order's a footnote
bad stuff's happened (generally in the past) but it's never a focus.

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>>42269938
>might end up giving the audience a show of two animals going at it
I imagine locals at the tavern would reminescence that fight for years to come.

>> No.42269972

If you need something to satiate bloodlust, remember that demon world beasts are a thing, and that Ropurotto Sabbath doubles as a hunter's guild.

>> No.42269974

>>42269960
>tfw it somewhat becomes a tradition of couples mudwrestling in the arena on their wedding night

>> No.42269985

>>42269972
Most people here are neets or IT geeks, this whole "bloodlust" doesn't really apply. Friendly sparing with eager monsters and other men is fully sufficient.

>> No.42269991

>>42269972
>Ropurotto Sabbath doubles as a hunter's guild.
It's all fun and games until you are paired with your loya huntsdog.

>> No.42269995

I am weak to monster girls

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>>42269924
I'm sure it does still happen, but nowhere near as often as the edgier crowd would like. It's also just unlikely to ever be officially depicted since the intent to kill is so one sided, and it makes the order side look worse for it if it were to actually show up onscreen. It's not a good look to bisect a monstergirl who just wanted some cummies, etc. etc. Something I hope the AO3 crowd catches onto.

>> No.42270016

>>42270003
Yes, but it happens. and KC wrote it. He may have gone a bit... negative toward it due to twitter but the game clearly suggests that the order is at least a somewhat relevant background group.

>> No.42270019

>>42270003
i imagine this is why most angels would have a hero trip-sitter to keep them on a leash until they hit that mutual corruption point

>> No.42270020

>>42269985
I wanna wrestle a hellhound and put her in a full nelson only for the ref to blow the whistle cause it’s an illegal move and put us back in neutral

>> No.42270041

>>42269972
>get raped and married to a monstergirl who likes to hunt
>sweet, well we can hunt demon world beasts like it's monsterhunt-
>she's a l*ngsword user
wat do

>> No.42270077

I have a strong desire right now to cuddle, kiss, and molest a salamander

>> No.42270083
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this bunny said she came from the damn moon

>> No.42270109

>>42270041
Je suis monte

>> No.42270126

>>42270109
sorry we dont deal with losing baguette rapier users

>> No.42270139

>>42269038
finally, someone who can fully deepthroat my 3 meter long turned-into-a-tentacle-by-a-magical-accident dick

>> No.42270143

Steel for beasts, silver for monsters. It's literally that simple anons I don't know why you'd want to murder innocent people.

>> No.42270228

>>42270143
i don't even know if i'd want to kill the beasts really. they're super harmless but have the misfortune of being delicious

>> No.42270250

>>42270228
Maybe you just bop em and out pops a giant piece of meat like MGS

>> No.42270274

>>42270250
>MGS
?

>> No.42270307

>>42270274
metal gear solid you fucking spastic.

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Do you think a monstergirl's husband detector works over the internet? Imagine playing an MMO only to have some rando in a city chase down your avatar and becomes your one woman simp squad.

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What is Ms. Lich and her big boobs plotting?

>> No.42270381
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>>42270351
How to get her assistant Anon to be more than just an assistant...

>> No.42270383

>>42270351
how to make many cow undead

>> No.42270385

>>42270339
>play rust
>raid someone’s base and consistently kick their ass
>one day out of the blue they approach you outside your base
>”wow Anon, I really admire your fighting skills! I’m gonna come over and raid your house too, to see if you if you’re this good in person”
>uhhh what?
>sound of a sword breaking down your bedroom wall

>> No.42270425

>>42270126
Fuck you, burger man.

>> No.42270433

>>42270351
getting undead milk into a order town

>> No.42270446
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Are you laughing anon ?

>> No.42270478

>>42270339
> (deleted) anonymous 3/4/45 3:24:56
>HUMAN! POST AGAIN WITH A TRIPCODE!
>user was banned for this post. reason: trolling outside of /b/

>anonymous 3/4/45 3:28:29
>fogsSmug.png
>my, what a silly little monster.
>dont you know that there are no boyas on the internet?

> (deleted) anonymous !raq1980aiu9 3/4/45 3:31:39
>im not a human, but sure

>(deleted) anonymous !raq1980aiu9 3/4/45 9:01:20
>[mobile filename]
>LIAR!
>(attached is a pov image, what can be seen is a hellhound paw pinning down a scrawny human with a very distressed yet slightly aroused look on his face)
>user was banned for this post. reason: ban evasion

>(deleted) anonymous !raq1980aiu9 3/4/45 10:14:09
>JANNIES ARE GAY BTW

>> No.42270529

>>42270478
>3/4/45
I guess we know when the portals will open

>> No.42270537

>>42270529
perfect sabbath bait

>> No.42270544

>>42270478
>tfw i would most likely post like a underage on 4mon and try and attract older monsters also taking shota potions to troll them when i post pics then tell them im actually 45, just took a shota potion lmao

>> No.42270551

>>42270339
>entire guilds brawling it out around Anon's level 3 character as he tries to farm boars
>doesn't understand why there's always action everywhere, or why none of the massive spells seem to damage him
>has to constantly reject the offers for legendary weapons since he wants to grind properly
>dozens of monsters following him around typing out the cringiest dialogue imaginable between asterisks to try and bait him into erping with them

>> No.42270556

>>42270383
That's easy, all monsters become cows if you make them wear cow print bikini. It's scientifically proven and it's how zombie farmers make a living

>> No.42270563

>>42270478
That would be terrifying if a big dumb hellhound can do it. I'd have to just stay off the internet

>> No.42270570

>>42270556
but anon, there is no such thing as a flat cow

>> No.42270575

>>42270109
>insect glaive frenchie
you deserve a brick

>> No.42270587

>>42270339
Monsters do understand that the marriage items in the game are to show off how good of friends you are and not an actual marriage proposal, right?

>> No.42270588

>>42270575
IG hasn't been good since 4 this meme is fucking retarded now. Especially now we have Rise's dogshit gameplay making everyone an IG user by default

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>>42270570
i've never seen any in the wild but i hear they can exist under laboratory conditions

>> No.42270615

>>42270570
Not for long, at least.

>> No.42270619

>>42270588
I knw IG is crap now, but 4 was my first long term MH so its what stands out to me beyond longsorders and rath plates
>everyone is IG
you will take my charge blade out of my cold, dead hands

>> No.42270639

>>42270381
How's she gonna do that?

>> No.42270645

>>42270615
true so she would be a calf

>> No.42270647

>Hellwan walks by
>Pull her tail really hard
>Say nothing
>Walk away
Pranked

>> No.42270665

>Go to England with cursed sword wife
>Get hassled by patrol officer Heckwan.
>"Oi, you got a loiscence for that knoif?"
>Hold up marriage license
Checkmate

>> No.42270674

>>42270647
she gon pull on yo' dic

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>>42270639
By helping her perform various experiments that all mysteriously end up having him grope her new massive tits.

>> No.42270729
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Someone made a mamono version of the Whore of Babylon

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Very important information I found out.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1672505709193939.webm

>> No.42270739

>>42270732
is this furry porn?

>> No.42270746

>>42270739
That's anon's wife

>> No.42270757
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came down with covid and feel horrid. I wish i had a dedicated mg nurse or two to look after me.

>> No.42270770

>>42270729
>Tfw you sleep with this pretty lady and now you are the father of most of the monsters that roam around. at least half come back to visit

>> No.42270773

>>42270757
>How does putting medicine in the tail make it more effective exactly...?

>> No.42270777

>>42270739
thumbnail looked like a literal pig, but i didn't care to play it and see what said animal was gonna do

>> No.42270783

>>42270777
it showed that if run your finger along a pigs back, the tail uncurls

>> No.42270793

>>42270732
Freaky

>> No.42270799

>>42270773
Simple
>monster mana rejuvenates you and can heal wounds
>monster body fluids contain monster mana
>manticore tail surely has all sorts of saliva-like lubricating fluid inside it
>pouring liquid medicine inside a manti tail and then drinking it out will thus enhance the medicine’s effects because of being mixed with mana

>> No.42270815

>>42270799
this

>> No.42270821

>Monster girls in mundane modern jobs

>> No.42270842

>>42270821
>bunny with a massive ass working on your car and is bent over, ass inches from your face

>> No.42270847

>>42270821
Just hope they let me do my KP job

>> No.42270850

>>42270842
>*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

>> No.42270854

>monstergirls locked in breeding stocks

>> No.42270863

>>42270821
>portals open
>to be discreet, a few monsters use human disguises and try living human lives to set things up for a smooth transition rather than complete flood
>slowly become incredibly grumpy due to the comically boring wage slave jobs
>not even a month later, the DL is reading this earth headline
>SUCCUBUS OUTBREAK AT OFFICE BUILDING.
>591 MEN RAPED, MASSIVE PORTAL OPENED ABOVE BUILDING ALLOWING MORE DEMONS TO COME THROUGH

>> No.42270867

>>42270821
>go to mechanics for a brake job
>gremlins charge you an arm and a leg, citing several other "issues"
>on the drive home your car suddenly swerves down a different road
>steering wheel locks
>doors won't open
>rolls to a stop in the middle of a ghoul neighborhood
>car alarm starts blasting

>> No.42270871

>>42270850
>motor oil and petrol

>> No.42270878

>>42270821
>you see a lot of shirohebis in your area
>waiter, gas station attendant, cashier, car wash lady, barber, nurse and so on
>she looks awful similar and you feel bad for stereotyping
it's the same hebi following you around

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>>42270863
That's what she gets for sending low level succs with no self control.

>> No.42270922

>>42270867
>Ghouls just sleepily walk out and ask why you're blaring your alarm which quickly turns into a small horde of Ghouls trying to unfuck the nonsense that Gremlin mechanic did to your car and send you on your way

>> No.42270926

>>42270878
>try not to say anything about it
>all the hebis have the same haircut and the same mole on her right breast
>she's done so many roles she often mixes them up

>> No.42270927

>>42270867
>Being a slave to a mouth
Sounds like a bad end to me

>> No.42270933

>>42270878
>>she looks awful similar and you feel bad for stereotyping
You know I wonder how monsters would handle racism. Like calling a Pharaoh a nigger, making slit eyes at a Zipangu girl or asking a Mist Continent woman if she ate any dogs today.

>> No.42270941

>>42270821
>tfw that nice spanish wurm makes the best food, and always says its on the house
>But keeps looking at me when i drink the milk
>Her shirt also gets wet spots when i do

>> No.42270950

>>42270933
>Rapes you extra hard

>> No.42270963

>>42270950
Just how I like it. Sucks KC backed away from the harder rapes.

>> No.42270966
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>>42270926
>she's done so many roles she often mixes them up
>asks if your ready to be filled up, thinking she is a gas station attendant
>she is actually suppose to be a nurse and she is holding a big needle
>she never knew anon was a fast runner like that

>> No.42270980

>>42270933
They’d counter your racism by talking about other fun things about their race, like how they’re a million times better at sex than human women, and then demonstrate their superiority to humanity by pinning you down and getting you addicted to their [warning: /trash/-tier content has been blocked]

>> No.42270992

>>42270878
>been seeing a lot of hebis around lately
>go to grocery store to get food for dinner
>their card reader is broken, pay in cash
>gas cuts out to your home, can't cook
>woman with a heavy zipangunese accent tells you that no one can come fix it until tomorrow
>order a pizza instead
>hebi delivers it not even five minutes later
>her card reader isn't working either, so you pay with some of the money you had in change from your trip to the grocery store
>police hebi arrives a few minutes after the pizza hebi left, informs you that the bills were counterfeit
>hauls you to the police station
>detective hebi enters the room for your "interrogation"
>this time, there's only the bad cop

>> No.42271045

>>42270980
This just legitimatizes all racism towards monsters and makes me want to go innawoods if they were real. Kill yourself.

>> No.42271062

>>42270980
I don't know why you added that at the end but imagine a Cait sith raping you.
>>42271045
Of course you would go at the in the woods. Monster are scary and who knows what we'd think it is at the start. Mostly I've given up and will risk it though. Can't spend this long wishing I wasn't living this life then not take the chance.

>> No.42271083

>>42270980
>foreign Hellhound calls an American Anon being racist to her a mutt

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>>42270339
>try out the hottest new mmo
>made my humans so it's not a dating app in disguise
>rolled on a pvp server
>things going well, not sure what the hype is, but seems fun enough
>high level character called 'Nyacromancer' rides by me on a mount
>ah fuck, hopefully they're just passing by
>they turn around and spam me with friend requests and keep calling me "tom"
>decline
>they kill me
>say they'll corpse camp me until we party up
>wtf no
>put them on ignore
>they spam the 'no' and 'blowkiss' emotes then kill me more anyway
>reroll on a pve server

you're just as likely to get griefed until you play ball with them

>> No.42271113

sex with britsh wabbit

>> No.42271116

>>42271089
in modern games you could get them banned for using emotes at you

>> No.42271118

>>42270963
I feel like they still happen for the people who're into it. Takes the r out of rape though, I agree.

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Request from last thread!

>> No.42271148

>>42271144
cute and sexy, keep up the good word

>> No.42271154

>>42271144
Joobers

>> No.42271164

>>42271144
They're branching out from owl girls, I see.

>> No.42271165

Easiest way to attract the attention of a single bicorn is to _____

>> No.42271171

>>42271144
Really Jubs my Jubs. Good job.

>> No.42271186

>>42271165
have sex with hags for rent money

>> No.42271198

>>42271165
Probably just put an ad in the paper

>> No.42271203
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dragons

>> No.42271209

>>42271165
Express your desire to cheat on your future wife

>> No.42271242
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Remember to make sure you have some potassium in your diet.

>> No.42271247

>>42271242
But bananas are kind of nasty...

>> No.42271251

>>42271242
If I pull her tail does she become weaker?

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>>42271203
i want to play double dragon

>> No.42271259

>>42271242
do plantains count?

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>>42271251
I think so, but that might just be the space monkeys.

>> No.42271271

>>42271252
>>>/vg/

>> No.42271312

>>42262822
Anon don't say it out loud they're on their wa...

>> No.42271342

>>42262617
I headcanon that the age and natural lifespan disparities between humans and monsters is why they're so lenient aside from the desire to sex and marry. We're all practically children to them.

>> No.42271358

>>42271342
>Monsters view The Order as sending child soldiers off to war which is why they get so desperate to win

>> No.42271368

>>42270588
Gen was the most recent game I played, and IG is my favorite in 4U and Gen. This is discouraging me from trying later games.

>> No.42271378

>>42271368
You're not gonna have a fun time, same if you were a Hammer player since the new games fuck over just about everyone that isn't a LS user now.

>> No.42271390

>>42271342
There's already a canon reason, they just simply don't care at all.

>> No.42271400

so where do we meet if 4chan goes down for good again?

>> No.42271410

drill hair wurm

>> No.42271415

>denver mgs

>> No.42271418

>>42271400
Somewhere else, doomsayer friend.

>> No.42271423

>>42269777
im going to make that sort of game,
its going to use AI tho cause i can't draw and dont want to pay someone to.

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>> No.42271456
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What advice could the writefairy give me when I have the beginning of the story written out, and I know more or less how I want it to end, but I need more between them to link the two? Good middles are tough.

>> No.42271476

>>42271378
That sucks. Is it just that LS is by far the strongest, or is everything else actively worse to play? I also really like SA and SnS, are they bad in the new games, too?

>> No.42271495

>>42271456
I have the opposite problem. I have lots of ideas for the middle of a story, but can never figure out how to start or end. I've considered writing in media res, but that doesn't solve the ending problem.

>> No.42271500 [DELETED] 

test

>> No.42271509

>>42271476
Bit of both, LS was fucking so busted in Rise vanilla to the point where there was zero reason to use anything else. SA is fine enough but it's very obvious they have no real idea what to do with the weapon and SnS is literally just Hammer but better and it can do slashing damage.

>> No.42271522

>>42271400
somewhere furry friendly so I can come

>> No.42271523

>>42271456
Gratuitous and gut-wrenchingly visceral sex. Or, how the characters managed to overcome whatever was troubling them and reach that end you have planned out. What was the conflict and how did they grow?

>> No.42271532

>>42271523
>gut-wrenchingly visceral sex.
HER VELVETY LOVE TUNNEL WRAPPED AROUND MY COCK
Sex is not fun to write.

>> No.42271554

>>42271509
What about in World?

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>>42271456
When in doubt, have the MOTHERFUCKING KOOL-AID MAN show up.

>> No.42271574

>>42271456
Don't overcommit to the ending lest you make your characters too passive. There's nothing wrong with passive characters per se, but it's more often than not the author trying to get the character to their designated points regardless of whether it truly makes sense or not.

>> No.42271587

>>42271532
If you're gonna write sex, write the smutty sex you want to read later.
You'll have a better time writing it and you'll do a better job because you'll be able to accurately judge quality.

That's why I exclusively write about futa cait sith NTR.

>> No.42271591

>>42271532
>succubus author cracks her knuckles and gets ready to write the exact same disgusting, clunky sex scenes for her 28th novel
>already knows it will sell millions
>has never felt more dead inside
>approaching Hemmingway levels of alcohol dependence

>> No.42271599

>>42271554
Busted but World is more slanted towards ranged weapons.

>> No.42271605

Doing a Danger Wank in a Monstergirl City/State/Demon Realm without getting caught challenge. Is it impossible to fap discreetly in public without getting caught or sensed by a monstergirl?

>> No.42271614

>>42271532
Go on Ao3 or Fanfiction and look for stories that are obviously written by teenagers. Their hormone-addled brains are more likely to come up with unique ways of describing sexual acts.

>> No.42271618

>>42271591
>Anon the doujin artist makes the new comic where old hag takes the viriginity of the young boy
>THis time its about a weird and scary train filled with them
>It sells a good amount

>> No.42271636

>>42271614
That was what the teens write. It's very hard to describe actual sex when you have never had it

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>>42271618
plz tell me this is a real doujin
plz

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>>42261118

>> No.42271695

>cheshire gf says she’s gonna take you out to eat
>says it’s her favorite place to eat out, has the best pizza in town
>get dressed up real nice and enjoy a delicious pizza dinner with your gf while listening to the beautiful live music
>https://youtu.be/XRIE02v7Ri4

>> No.42271712

>>42271642
i wpuld love to say this is true but it is very rare

>> No.42271738

>>42271695
I'm calling the meme police.

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>> No.42271815

>>42271523
>Gratuitous and gut-wrenchingly visceral sex.
I kinda wanna save that for another story.
>What was the conflict and how did they grow?
Stick-in-the-mud guy teaches a profession to a girl lacking confidence, they both help each other overcome those flaws, not really an adventure story.
>>42271574
Thanks, I probably would only have to change the ending much if the previous part really gets off the rails, but I'm open to modifying details.

>> No.42271827

>>42271522
we would bully you into submission just the same, furfag.

>> No.42271886

>>42270821
>go to post office to pick up a package
>7' tall Jinko in short shorts and a skintight polo takes your ticket

>> No.42271899

>>42270821
The best part about running a workplace is being able to put up new numbers on the days without a raping sign

>> No.42271927

jinko, p'orc, bun, fox, hound, or wurm? and y not wurm?

>> No.42271935

>>42271927
Because majority of the girls you mentioned that is not the Wurm is AT THE VERY LEAST smart and is not room temperature IQ.

>> No.42271939

>>42271927
Jinko because I love them

>> No.42271945

>>42271935
wurms are not dum, they are just more simple so you can have a normal conversation but lose them in philosophy

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>>42261118

>> No.42271970

>>42271963
ah, yes. how i was made

>> No.42271981

>>42271815
Conflict doesn't mean hitting things with swords. Her ineptitude and his recalcitrance are the foes to be beaten.

>> No.42272021

>>42271614
F-list and Literotica are better for that

>> No.42272025

my pet slime parasite barks like a dog and does backflips for slime biscuit snacks

>> No.42272044

>>42271939
but y? what about them jinkos makes u go crazy?

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>>42272025
Imagine when the eventual carrier does that too.
>>42272044
Big muscles, kind, polite, but not submissive, loves baths, cute when she chuffs, overall very pretty and wife material.

>> No.42272109

>>42271981
I know, the literary definition of "conflict" is broad and can include things like that. I just mentioned it's not an adventure-y kind of story to make it more clear for anyone suggesting tips.

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>>42261118
Hi

>> No.42272287

>>42272282
bnuuy

>> No.42272346

conejos are approaching your location, and they are angry

>> No.42272363

How do I get strong Hellhound hugs? I there anything I should be warned about before looking for them?

>> No.42272366
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an old snek approaches

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>>42272366

>> No.42272385

>>42272380
very sexy old snek

>> No.42272417

>>42272363
Just look sad and tell her you're very lonely.

>> No.42272419

>>42272363
call out for mommy

>> No.42272421

Are you ready to meet your shoggoth wife's parents who lived through twenty-seven universal heat-deaths and keeps memorabilia of bygone civilizations including their original home from their now-dead universe?

>> No.42272434

>>42272421
ye, i wonder how they gonna feel about the fact im pratically a toddler when compared to her age

>> No.42272502

i try not to be complacent

>> No.42272503

>>42272434
turns out your shoggoth wife is a filthy toddlercon for 100,000> year old men

>> No.42272528

monster girls just lead into furries

>> No.42272570

>>42272503
Kind of hard to find single 100,000yo men these days.

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>42272528

>> No.42272588

>>42272380
oh no, not my hp. i need that

>> No.42272614

I want a bad bitch to tackle me down and I want to call her a good girl for doing it

>> No.42272623

>>42272570
This just reminded me about Abeloth from Star Wars legends since she’s around 100,000 years old, which made me think of a story about a shoggoth’s incubus husband being captured by the order and has been locked away for over a 100,000 years by them and Ms. Shoggoth is on a mission to find her locked away husband since they locked him away on a far away planet or dimension, and I feel it could work in the MGE lore because deep down Abeloth just wanted a family.

>> No.42272626

>Hellhound went in and held my hand without my consent, then said I wanted it.
I need a bodyguard

>> No.42272648

>>42272626
She can be your bodyguard.

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