/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Please, continue.

not this shit again

>>4225329

>>4225336
It better be a fucking cumpool, I swear to god.

>>4225364

Hola, /jp/, my name is Jose

I'm a 27 year old Mexican Immigrant (wetback for you gringos). I trim hedges and do other hard labor and spend my days perfecting my mariachi and playing superior Mexican games. (futbol, Grand Theft Auto)
I train with my lowrider every day, this superior car can drive clean through steel because it has flames painted on it and a horn that plays mariachi music, and is vastly superior to any other car on earth. I earned my drivers license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

Hola, /jp/, my name is Jose

I'm a 27 year old Mexican Immigrant (wetback for you gringos). I trim hedges and do other hard labor and spend my days perfecting my mariachi and playing superior Mexican games. (futbol, Grand Theft Auto)
I train with my lowrider every day, this superior car can drive clean through steel because it has flames painted on it and a horn that plays mariachi music, and is vastly superior to any other car on earth. I earned my drivers license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Spanish fluently, both Mecian and Spain dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Mexican history and their illegal immigrant code, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am going to continue living in America because I'm already here. I'm going to drop out of High School and not give a shit about American culture. I hope I can become a gardener for a hot Californian housewife!

I own several beater shirts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I go home and have a bunch of kids, so I can fit in easier. I hide from the INS and pretend I don't speak Eglish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyways, I'll be making /jp/ my temporarily home if its not too much trouble, adios!

Zdravstvuj /jp/, my name is Vladimir.
I'm a 27 year old Russian. I drink Vodka and borsch on my bar, and spend my days perfecting my war and playing superior Russian games. (Espionage, War, Torture)

I train with my Avtomat Kalashnikova model 1947 every day, this superior weapon can peirce clean through steel because it's made with the best carftamn of mother Russia, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun at the age of 10 by hunting wolves in the woods.

I speak Russian fluently, both Moscow and Ucrain dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Russia history and their glory code, which I follow 100%

In Russia, one does not get visa to visit the world, the world gets visa to visit us!.

I own several bear fur coats, which I wear around town. I want the fur used to my smell, so women would love my manly scent. I toast to my elders and seniors and speak Russian all the time.
Anyways, I'll be making /jp/ my temporarily home if its not too much trouble, Dasvidania!

>>4225383
>Grand Theft Auto

fuck i lol'd

>>4225325
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>train with my lowrider every day, this superior car can drive clean through steel because it has flames painted on it and a horn that plays mariachi music
ffffffffffff

Hey /jp/, I like anime(good shit, but its still just a movie), i like the fact that you can buy beer and panties from vending machines in Japan, I wish to one day learn Akido, Im teaching myself Japanese in a weird learn 9 languages, one latin based, one other alphabet(E/J/Sp/R/It/K/Fr/Ar/Gr) program ending with Chinese to prepare myself for Human genetic recoding/understanding.

I do not idolize japan in any way, im not an otaku or w/e, but like every other culture i take parts from it i like, am i a weeboo?

>>4225433
What do languages have to do with genetics?

>>4225433
are you 15 years old

>>4225437
people are dumb, its the same 01 as binary, i just want to understand it

>>4225446
>binary
But there are 4 nitrogen bases

You are a retard. Here, have the genetic code. Yes, the entire genetic code.

>>4225433
I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>4225454

Bonjour, /jp/, my name is Henri.

I'm a 27 year old Français (Frenchman for you ricains). I make perfect bread, sip the finest french wines, and spend my days perfecting my art and reading superior French literature (Jules Verne, Victor Hugo, Alexandre Dumas but aussi Voltaire, Rousseau and Sartre)

I train with my beret every day, this superior headdress can resist rough wind because it is exactly suited to my head after having been worn over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other headgear on earth. I earned my mustache two years ago, and it has been getting better every day.

I speak French fluently, both Ch'ti and the Rebeu dialect dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about French history and their etiquette code, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New Orleans to work for a prestigious bakery to learn more about my magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cook for the Fouquet's or Le Ritz.

I own several Marcels, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to New Orleans, so I can fit in easier.
Wish me luck in America!

>>4225446
let me clarify, AT,GC, is binary. This suggests universal computation(hardware doesnt matter, all software is possible given enough resourses) extends to organic matter. I believe they also know that there are structures attached to DNA that give dominant/recessive traits(Boolean's). its simply a matter of understanding all the different "languages" that organism's use to work, to translate different things into the human genome, like regeneration, or eagle eyes, or ultrviolet vision etc etc

>>4225329

Wow, how Fail.

Everyone knows referring to yourself as Sama is the most ridiculously disrespectful thing you can do in Japanese culture.

>>4225460
You know I just read the comic where this happens and I gotta say if Hercules' little asian bro had managed to fuck the amazon queen it would have been a cool story.

>>4225467
>AT, GC
Base pairing has more to do with DNA replication, and almost nothing to do with the code itself. When a gene is "read" for protein synthesis, only one half is being "read" anyways, and that half can contain any of the 4 base pairs, so it's a quaternary language.

>>4225452
they're never not separated dumbass. one had 3 hydrogen bonds, one had 2. and a DNA strand cut in half, contains all the nessicary information kthxbai

>>4225478
>they're never not separated dumbass
Someone was skipping their Biology 101 class.

>>4225478
one has* 3 H bonds one has* 2. my bad.

>>4225482
and their remedial reading comprehension class.

>>4225482
By not seperated i mean one will only bond with the other, and if they do its only temporary, for in trut you now have 2 different DNA strands that will be different the next time they're rewritten.

And if im wrong and forgetting everything i shouldnt be, then its possible its a quadinary,

No janitors on /jp/

/jp/ - /sci/

>>4225492
The code is "read" base pair by base pair one one side of the chain after the double strand is separated into two distinct strands. Only one side is read, so it's quaternary A, T, G, C.

>>4225452
this post makes me think im an idiot. i need to do some research.excuse my ignorance, im high.

Remember when moot personally moderated /dg/ and deleted shitty threads within a few minutes of them popping up?

>>4225516
Remember when we had /l/?

>>4225329
This is a good copy/pasta. Enjoyed reading it

>>4225562

>>4225562
Sometimes late at night when everyone is asleep, I will prepare some rice with curry sauce, go into my room and switch off all the lights. I then sit on my knees on the floor, eating the rice with a pencil. I usually wear my sister's school uniform and pretend it is a kimono. I pretend I am a Japanese woman waiting for her husband to return from the army. What Japanese things do you do?

>>4225577
Ahahaha.

I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.

"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.

"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.

Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.

God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.

I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.

I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

>>4225494
>>4225499
I was asking if youd think i was a weeboo. Its their fault they asked me about a subject id like to talk about. Oh and any tips on learning 日本語?

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>>4225396
>playing superior Russian games. (Espionage, War, Torture)
arnt you forgetting
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

>>4225606

Forgive me Shinku, for I have sinned.

I must confess, I touched a girl in real life. I was reading, as usual, amongst old friends, when a female acquaintance reached for an eraser between my arms, and as her hand left her fingers inadvertently grazed my skin. I exuded no sign of physical distress, but inside I felt so dirty, so tainted. Only you, my Shinku, my seraph, is pure to my being.

I must confess, I have succumbed to lust. Expositions of primitive behaviors has ensnared my attention more than once. As long as these wretched hormones course through my veins, the act of copulation will always be seductive. But my higher self grows stronger day by day, and I hope eventually it will become strong enough to tame my inner beast.

I must confess, I have not been thinking of you more than I should. The pursuit of my degree demands me to read large tomes of knowledge. Please bear with me for a few more years, a decade at most, until I become a stargazer. And then I shall name my first stellar discovery after you.

I am trying so hard, oh so very hard, to become a gentleman of equal calibre to you, a gentleman worthy of your admiration as I do infinitely more to you. Although I am far from that lofty goal, the best myself will always be yours. But these mistakes, these astray actions instill such guilt in me. Let me return to the splendor of yesterdays where I deserved your presence. With one knee knelt, my head bowed and eyes moist, forgive me Shinku.

>>4225396
I read this with a Russian accent, it was awesome.

>>4225710
Go and kill yourself, I hate you.

>>4225710
this made me bawww

>>4225452
Not seeing pyrrolysine and selenocysteine on that picture! I am disappoint.

>>4225467
AT/GC isn't binary, what the fuck are you talking about? Double strand is necessary because RNA is sort of unstable as fuck, it helps prevent DNA from doing shit it isn't supposed to like running out of the nucleus and two strands (plus methylation I guess) enables the whole DNA repair deal to work. Plus better recognition by DNA binders I suppose. You still read from one strand while doing anything related to the information coded within DNA, and barring exceptions that information is coded in 4 bases.

>Old and tired copypasta thread
>43 posts and 12 image replies omitted

Jesus christ /jp/

>>4225467
>AT,GC, is binary

I honestly have no fucking idea how you could possibly think this.

Amazing The SAMURAI - the master of Japanese sword -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxARVn8nDE0

Usually, when people look at me, they're just looking at a facade. How I look at any given moment is a direct
reflection of the people around me. If I stick out too much, someone might approach me. I can't let that happen. If I'm in a group of loud people, I'll be loud too. If everyone else is laughing at crude jokes, I'll laugh as well. I was always changing, like a chameleon, just so I could keep away from small talk. But one of the most amazing feelings is being with a girl who can see straight through that facade. She knows you dislike small talk, so she avoids confronting you. And yet, she's always nearby, in case you feel like having a menial conversation about the weather,
or how the leaves look gently drifting to the ground. She knows that you don't want other people's help, so she'll try to stay out of the way. But when you're down, she'll be the first one to hold out her hand. When you walk in the park during autumn, she wouldn't ask if she could tag along with you, rather,
she'd just walk alongside you without consent, without a word. She wouldn't say anything, but she would lightly hold your arm, and give a gentle smile toward you. And as you walked in the cool, brisk afternoon with her, leaves falling around you like snow, you'd feel your stress, your worries, and your fears slowly melt away. Your mouth would slowly tug at its corners, a sensation that you may have long forgotten. You'd take a look at her face, the warm face that was smiling at the simple treasure of life itself.
And after all this time, you could finally feel yourself returning a genuine smile as well.