/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42239993
That's cheating!

>>42239993
I’m not sure if that is a guy, but if it is he is “controlling” that doll with his dick.

Year of the Rabbit

>>42240011
Needs meatier thighs

>>42240009
Just putting your hand under her dress is enough.

>>42240009
but who's controlling who?

>>42240032

>>42240036
Anal finger the living doll it is good for your health.

>had a dream come to me
>a dream about a hound
>a dream of a small hound
>you hear "I'm sorry"
>you feel someone hugging you
>you feel her burying her face into your chest
>you hear her cry
>you hear her apologize
>you feel her misty eyes heat up
>you want to comfort her
>you want to make her feel better
>you know what's happening to her
>you know that her eyes are flaring up for the first time
>you know she loves you
>you love her
>but she cries
>"I'm sorry" she says
>"I'm sorry I feel in love with you"
>she hugs you tighter
>she wants to run away
>she wants to be a coward and escape
>but she wants to be brave
>she is holding you up to anchor herself
>she is braking down
>her tears evaporate as her flames increase
>"I love you" she says
>"I'm sorry" she cries
>poor pup
>you hug her back
>you tell her everything is going to be fine
>she wants to believe you
>but neither of you know what to do
>so you hug her
>you hold your poor daughter in your arms as she cries
>I'm sorry she begs
>I'm sorry it's the only thing you can answer

>>42240050
Thighs

>>42240070
Are you stuck in Order territory or something? If so just run away with her to monster friendly lands.

>>42240061
I'll fist the living doll.

>>42240084

>>42240119
Better

>>42240133

Need more bunny with massive fucking thighs

normal rabbit things

I want to get kidnapped by a love obsessed Eros monster girl who sensed that I was lonely.

dont forget anons.
hebi knows EVERYTHING about you, and is planning accordingly
are you ready for the obsessed snake that perfectly caters to your interests to break down your door one day?

>>42240174
I want to visit an Eros gym so I can see monsters with pink hair, brown skin, and big guns.

>>42240164

>>42240188
But how can she cater to my foot fetish?

>>42240164
Had to do some censorship on the original photo but here you go.

>>42240188
Is she really gonna be comfortable so close to the Amazoness lifestyle?

>>42240241
C'mon man you gotta put effort in your censors

>>42240241
Bunnies are made for massive thighs and fat asses

>>42240188
Yes.
In fact, I'm offended she isn't doing it sooner.

>>42240219
leg potion, her tail will act like a dragon's tail. just the same size as without the leg potion. you have now enabled her to coil you and move more effectively.
>>42240246
ANYTHING for hubby

>>42240297
Why do I imagine a dragon girl with a comically long white tail when reading this, where her extremely long tail weighs her down trying to get to her hubby.

Remember: wearing rubber is a crime, and she's not just talking about condoms.

>>42240188
Is she a JC? Does she have a masturbation addiction?

>>42240297
>ANYTHING for hubby
The only thing I'd skip from Amazoness is the public sex part. I hope my Shirohebi will be proud of her upper body that'd put oni to shame.

Monster Thrall (wife)

>>42240188
>>42240317
I'll buy a gas mask, fire resistant suit and fucking fist fight any of these god damn hebis if they try to force me into a relationship I don't want to be in. Snake HATE!

>>42240188
I hope she knows I'll just tell her I can't, because there's someone better out there, less broken, that actually deserves her.
And that I'm sorry, but she'll be happier this way in the long run.

Stupid dog acquired

>>42240391
you absolute buffoon, you complete moron.
dont you know that every single monster feels a primal fury that only the chief god can match when a guy they want says "sorry. but im not good enough for you"?
that hebi WILL fix you now.
you've brought this prolonged therapy session upon yourself, hope you're ready.

>>42240343
Wouldn't they be into wearing anything that might generate static electricity, since they literally get off on it?

>>42240366
Is that like mad scientist Anon's assistant wife?
>>42240391
Yeah, right. You think you'd give up on a 10/10 woman who said the same thing to you?

>>42240426
*Bonk* you get hit on the head by a demon realm silver bat for your ignorance to a mamono’s love, couple hours later you wake up tied to a bed that isn’t yours and now your the captive of a possessive monster girl who will now give you a very relaxing therapy session.

>>42240188
But I just love Alice.

>>42240485
I am going to die alone and miserable and nothing monsters can do will stop it!

>>42240426
I have become beyond forgiveness.

>Shoggoths are canonically jealous or uneasy when you use household objects that aren't them
I wonder, would this include your phone or PC?

>>42240575
You’re a bigger fool than I thought, if you die than the undead monster girls will have you, either a wisp will take your soul or a Lich will resurrect you so you can be her husband forever.

https://strawpoll.com/polls/e7ZJONRBvy3/results
Results so far
>23-32 is a predominant demographic
>some people below the bracket and some less above it
>not a single udderage
No real surprises, but here goes anyway.

On a related note, does someone have that google map with monstergirl fan locations where you could tag yourself and your favorite MG? That one seemed interesting.

>>42240444
i was thinking more like the completely enslaved/mind-controlled sort, like vampire's thralls, but that's a funny thought too

>>42240640
Did you kill a child or something? If not monster girls I think can over look that of what you’ve done in the past.

>>42240641
>Shoggoth becomes upset when she learns that Anon ordered pizza, instead of enjoying Shogloaf for dinner.

>>42240641
What are the stats on a shogputer? How much ram and what's the clock speed?

Moff

>>42240743
Moffs

>>42240558
I need a big booty Alice to sit on my lap.

>>42240651
>Mercenary Anon is constantly doing odd jobs and moving around the world, never bothering to learn the names or remember the faces of the people he meets outside of the person hiring him so he remembers who he'll get paid by
>Eventually his heart gives out on the outskirts of an Undead Mamono Realm after being tasked to find a particularly rare mushroom that a human noble is interested in
>After he gets resurrected by a Lich that's been following him for the past hour he asks why she didn't just leave him in the dirt where he belongs
>Lich-san bonks him upside the head with the biggest book Anon has seen since the time he was tasked with stealing a Sabbath's spell tome that had a suspiciously lax security for it

>>42240746
Autumn looks slightly loony

>>42240746
>>42240783
I agree that Autumn is the hottest one.

>>42240743
i concur

Guys, I-I-I-I have foxoplasmosis! The doctor said I had a severe case of foxfuckeriosis! Then the doctor told me I'm hopeless because I have Terminal 9 Fluffbrain! She told me to just shut up and huff her tail! I RAN AWAY, I NEED HELP I THINK THEY CAN SMELL MY INFECTION!!! I NEED HELP THEY ARE COMING!!

>>42240814
Lovely.

>>42240746
winter: cold appearance and personality. but dont let it trick you, she is very loving
sprint: only well adjusted one
summer: knows fire magic, infuses her hands with fire spells. she says it makes sex "spicy"
autumn: knows necromancy, has a zombie fetish. and has just enough sanity to keep the fetish repressed on a good day.

>>42240832
>sprint
meant spring, but the thought of a moth not flying but running right at you full speed to rape you is more comical.

>>42240841
Funny that you say that because I looked up if there is such a thing of flightless moths and there is they’re called winter moths.

(There are several families of moths with flightless females, including the Winter moth. Notice that the female does have wings, they are just too small to support flight. That must be the most frustrating thing in the world, to have wings, but not be able to fly. Thanks for nothing, tiny wings.)

Which means you’re probably going to be doing the flying part to carry around your flightless wife to places when you become a flying incubus.

>>42240821
Another anon lost to the fluffy menace.

>She thinks she foxed me
>I'm immune and my feelings were genuine the whole time!
Out Foxed

>>42240766
>Sabbath's spell tome that had a suspiciously lax security for it
Very interesting

>>42240937
lmao.

>>42240742
But if she assimilates your pc, she’ll know your browsing history and everything!

>Buy tailpussy onahole
>Become addicted
>Lose all hope of ever being sexually satisfied by anything else
Actual tailpussies would be like this but 1000x worse. Be careful what you wish for.

>>42240962
Yeah but you'd also be an Incubus in short order and therefore able to actually comprehend/enjoy the insane levels of stimulation.
This goes for all monsters really.

>>42240925
>Haha, I foxed her, thought Anon
>Unaware the fox knew about his outfoxing, and therefore outfoxed the outfoxing, leaving Anon, outfoxed.

>>42240962
I'll buy the mofu onahole instead then

>>42240992
Careful, I hear they hide tube foxes in those sometimes.

>>42240992
>Big enough to stuff your face in

>>42240990
oh yeah? well i knew about her outfoxing my outfoxing.
she is now truly and completely outfoxed.

>>42240937

>>42240995
you just need to by from respectable vendors

>>42241015
Oh yeah? She knew that you knew that she knew that you knew that she knew that you knew that she was trying to fox you.
Where does that leave you?
With thirty seven kits and a loving wife.

>>42241041
uh no that leaves HER with thirty seven kits and a loving husband.
silly fox.

>>42241041
But I knew that she would know that, by being so bad at faking I wouldn't realize that but I knew that she would fall for me not knowing that so I didn't know that, knowing that she became unknowing that I was knowing that she was out foxed because I knew she was gonna try and outfox my outfoxing that was outfoxing her outfoxing that I countered with my outfoxing making her want to counter my outfoxing leaving her open to be Out Foxed leaving as nothing more but a wife ready to have a thirty eighth kid but I Out Foxed her because I'm not stopping until I hit number fifty!

cat is better than fox anyway

>>42241024
This, don't want some sleazy, back-alley mofu. It might be soft, but you don't know where it's been.

>>42240952
>Receive a summons to meet the Lord of an Order city-state turned Mamono city-state for a special task, think it's going to be about helping form an alliance with the local Dragon that totally isn't some Zipangu comic book reading NEET that orders pizza every day to see their cute delivery boy and try to have a conversation with him no sir not at all
>Turns out that the Lord didn't send you any letter at all, his Nekomata daughter was the one who sent the letter.
>Pleads with you to seek out the local Sabbath cult on the outskirts and steal their grand magic tome so she can learn magic herself after her father refused to let her
>Originally Anon was going to refuse since he'd rather not piss off a Baphomet and an entire city of people trying to steal a damn book, but once the Nekomata hands him a large sum of gold he didn't have much of a choice to refuse
>Halfway through his infiltration mission Anon begins to wonder if the little shit set him up to get gangraped by an entire mansion of Sabbath after finally noticing that the normally bustling place is suspiciously quiet, either full of sleeping lolis or couples going out on a "date night"
>Even the head Baphomet is acting off, like deciding to leave the enclosure for their greatest spell tome completely unlocked and open since "surely nobody will ever actually try to steal this" and just teleports away!
>However thanks to the pay being just too tempting, Anon manages to steal the spellbook and get it into the Neko's possession
>Now had Anon not been feeling intense fear and having a panic attack he might have questioned the suspicious chuckle the little Nekomata was giving or why all these weird symbols appeared on her body after he gave her the book, but today was not one of those days and all he cared for was getting a fat stack of coins
Sorry for how rough this likely is to read, just got an idea and couldn't stop writing.

>>42241099
So what was their endgame?
I'd totally try to steal a baphomet's magic book if it meant I got a baphomet wife

>>42241129
>So what was their endgame?
Expansion, obviously. Get the daughter of the Lord as a member and they can probably do a lot more than just hang out in a dumb, rundown mansion.

>>42241135
>Mamono city-state turns into a Sabbath city-state
I'd move there immediately

>>42241091
Look if you found locked in a millennia-old shrine you know it's untouched.
Crazy, maybe, but pristine.

>>42241129
>the baphomet endgame
the magic book is focused on turning people into lolis, they want people to steal it
>nekomata endgame
turning into a loli. she thinks being a small cat will make her infinitely cuter she's right.

>>42241017
This seems terrifying. But it looks like a symbiotic relationship that isn't detrimental to the host so I guess it can't be too bad.

>>42241148
>find ancient shrine, from before the mass transformation.
>fox there has been sealed
>unseal her
>boss music starts playing
>mania driven laughter
>feel the force of a dozen spells activating at once
>she has heart eyes

>>42241165
T. Mock animal ears parasite

>>42241169
I use Run and then Escape Rope to return to town

>>42241182
>You can't escape from this battle!
>A dimensional force anchors you in place.

>>42241171
LET ME BOND WITH YOU DAMMIT

Eros missionaries go door to door like Jehovah's Witnesses

>>42241190
I use Pocket Shota to distract her and escape
Surely she isn't the one ancient evil that isn't a shotacon

>>42241182
No Recall or Intervention can work in this place
There is no escape

>>42241169
>Anon draws his blade and gets ready to duel with the baby crazy fox
>knows he's likely not coming out of this unmarried but knows people's homes will be damaged and innocent people might get hurt if he just runs away like a coward
>knows he has to either fight her into submission or whittle her down as much as he can before she beats him and rapes Anon unconscious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEx3elskvJY

>>42241169
>Start rapping
>It's so bad that she covers her ears weakening her greatly so I can escape

>>42241148
No Anon! That's cursed mofu! It's dangerous!

>>42241209
>>42241220
And where, pray tell, do you intend to run?

>>42241227
Using a non-euclidean pocket dimension is cheating Ms. Inari!

>>42241227
Out the door? Duh? Foxes are silly

Tell her I'm an alp, she'll leave me alone I'm sure of it

>>42241227
tfw no big tall kitsune wife

>>42240188
But my fetish is intact doorways

how to deal with pyrow bullies?

>>42241299
mating press.

>>42241299
By hanging out with the pharaoh's group instead, they're much nicer

>>42241327
Pharaoh a shit

I'm going to hang out with grapesnake and the dog with the purple streak in her hair who pants all the time.

>>42241299
I'm going so surprise my bully by hanging myself, knowing full well that the Lich class nerd will bring me back anyway. Then I'll kiss her and confess love for saving me while Pyrow has to watch how much she fucked up.

>>42241327
B-but they are gyaru too!

>>42241327
>>42241341
>anon starts a clique war

>>42240192
Prepare for constant flirting because they sense the single on you

>>42241338
>Lich just tips off the resident Wisp
>WHHHHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR

>>42241370
Go back.

>>42241341
She's gonna god voice you into the photo booth with her

>>42241375
Make a shit post, get a shit post.

>>42241370
Anal vored by a wisp... How tragic...

>>42241370

>>42241355
woops

>>42241382
>>42241394
>>42241397
>>>/v/
Stay there.

>>42241355
>>42241413
Wait I know how to solve this, I just need to lock both gang leaders in a room with me and tell them we’re not leaving until they put aside their differences.

>>42241447
You can't even handle one monster anon

>Monster girls know anon has a bully fetish, so they bully him by clockblocking all those tall hellhound and oni "bullies"

>>42241447
>anon thought he could keep the peace
>instead, he was squished between d cups while the leaders yell at each other
>unknown to him, they were actually negotiating the sharing of him

>>42241355
Pharaoh will win obviously, pyrow can never be straight with anon, whilst she has no qualms with kissing him on the Ferris wheel

>>42241413
>>42241447
>doth realize they have mofu
>anon is drowned in fluffy tails and becomes addicted
>they now have a shared bf
>good end

>>42241341
What are gyaru pharaohs like?

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>42241466
But I have a nerd fetish...?
Mating press monsters while they try to be dorks!

>>42241466
>Bubuzuke basically draws bland femdom now
It's not fair. He was the chosen one when it came to slime

>>42241499
Ah yes, the nuki breath huffer.

>>42241548
Gonna pay a danuki to let me sniff her breath
Gonna pay her to lick my face
Gonna pay her to make out with me
Gonna pay her for other lewd acts
Gonna get indebted to her
Gonna offer myself as collateral
Gonna repeat the process
Gonna default on my debt
Gonna become her property
Gonna get to sniff her breath multiple times a day, everyday, from that day on

birdwatching

I don't think I could ever be a hero, I would try to romance anything that is evil

>>42241643
since heroes are disposable going 1 for 1 is acceptable
evil neutralized

>>42241660
>heroes are disposable
but now you are just encouraging monsters to be evil? claim to be evil and get a free husband

Somewhere out there a Echidna and her husband are sad and depressed that their gacha roll for a desirable child was a bad one and no pity roll for them. Their child came out as a single brain celled 3 star.

>>42241774
sounds like a perfect wife for dumb dumb anon

>>42241774
What a doofus. But look at that amazing tail.

>>42241740
But what if I’m the evil one, I want to live out my fantasy of being a evil warlock that gets defeated and married to a bunch of heroic monster girls.

>>42241909
I'm no loser, I'm gonna defeat the Lilim rangers and force them to wear proper clothes

>>42241909
If you want to be evil, you will either lose to the monster hero girls or lose to your minions

>>42241909
>anon turns the tables on mamono
>monster girl adventurer parties attempt to defeat this evil 30 years old wizard
>those too weak for him are instead thrown to his underlings
>only the real heroine's party will become wizard anon's wives
>unfortunately, the word went around and now there's an actual queue of mamono waiting outside his diabolical stronghold

>>42241939
The Dark Tailor strikes again

>>42241941
Why do my staff keep acting like this?

>>42241941
My minions are all animals I have no women in my fortress, I’m a very lonely man why do you think I got the nickname beast king.

>>42241965
Anon having five cats and some pigeons nesting in the roof does not entitle you to such a status

>>42241963
because you can only battle with 3 people, the rest of your minions want to show their support somehow

>You sir!
>What's your occupation?!
Uhhhhh... I'm a professional danuki breath sniffer.

>>42241980
I don’t have five cats or pigeons, I do however have a lot of fish and a husky that howls a lot, including a giant purple crocodile that loves eating marshmallows for some reason it’s very weird don’t think too much of it.

>>42242056
epic /v/ moment

>>42242065
Did I unintentionally reference some /v/ meme?
I don't visit the board, so I don't know.

>>42241982
>dramatic final duel against the hero's
>minions are cheering and screaming like it's a football match

>>42241982
knew striking a deal with that P'orc warband was a mistake...

>>42242073
Forced memes and ritualposting is trash that /v/ tourists are trying to push, /mgt/ used to be better than that.

>>42241982
Can we talk about how cool it'd be to have a harem of submissive p'orcers that cheer you on on everything you do and dote on you and think everything you do is super awesome amazing?

>>42242109
every event is worth cheering on

>>42242109
I'd probably develop imposter syndrome

>>42242150
You're the chieftain to a small horde of p'orcs. You're not an imposter or a fraud.

>>42242156
Yeah but I'd be terrified of letting them down

a kitsune letting you brush her tail is the ultimate sign of trust

>>42242194
There's nothing you can do to let them down. You just have to exist and give them babies

>>42242204
But I'm also afraid of being a bad father anin

>>42242199
It's the same sign of "trust" as a lion letting a baby antelope play with it before it gets hungry

>>42242214
Childcare is left to the wisewoman and the mother of the child. The tribe will teach her all the skills she needs to know. You just have to love your children. Maybe play catch with them or something.

>>42242194
they believe in you, you should too

Post pictures of p'orcers please!

>>42242246
p’orc hags.

>>42242246
cute porc

>>42242301
I like 'em dopey. They just need a smart mind to lead them

>>42242299
>>42242301
I wanna tickle a piggy

>>42242246
I want a group of magical girl p’orcs and their high orc leader to “punish” me for causing havoc across the Mamono realms with my dark magic.
(Also all of the orcs would be wearing similar clothing to the sailor scouts.)

>>42242371
I love that pic. A p'orcer of every class

>>42241982
>>42242074
>evil overlord does battle with a party with three other members of his ha-ahem, minions of his horde
>The others cheer loudly with pompoms and skimpy outfits
>their cheering provides powerful buffs to their overlord
>these buffs dont wear off
>when he getd hit with debuffs or ailments, they cheer especially loud, filling him with the willpower to shake it off
>as the overlord rotates his team members, the cheerleaders use different routines to give him different buffs
I want this.
I dont want to be some lackey to an ancient evil, I want my own submissive warband of cheerleaders who snuggle up to me every night, begging for love and rewards for a day well fought

Had an interesting dream of our world getting monsterized by MGE girls.

So I was in a large church. Dimly lit, old. In the back center aisle there was a demon girl. Pale blue skin. Purplish-red eyes, no black sclera. She lacked any wings but did have horns and a tail. Dressed in conservative attire, but modern. Think like business apparel, but it was still unique and otherworldly. She had a smug look on her face, but not a murderous or sinister one, just like a shit-eating grin cheshire style. Anyways, she let forth some sort of hex circle that orbited her through the air. The runes were unrecognizable but were glowing white. She let out a chuckle when I was in range of them, but they passed through me with no effect on me. A gold, glittering, putty-like substance scattered through the building, landing on the floor in small clumps. Some disguised women who were under her influence went around gathering it for her and bringing it inside the hex circle. As this was happening, they all started to become more succubus-like, just like all the other human women present. Starting with their behaviors and then starting to acquire horns, etc. Of course, none of the guys were affected by this. I was implicitly given an option. Stand by and let it happen or gather the gold goop for myself and prevent the ritual. I was hesitant, consciously wanting to prevent it, but then coomerbrain took over, and I let it happen. And then before anything fun could happen, I woke up.

>>42241299
marriage is the only solution.

Your head will be filled with nothing but foxes and you will like it.

>>42243979
This is what an untreated case of fluffbrain looks like, many such cases

>>42243431
I wish I had dreams that weren't complete nonsense. Last night I had a dream where I had an email from someone trying to hire me for anti-banking activities and I don't even know what that means

>>42239993
Information you did not ask for but should probably keep in mind:

There are fat ugly/not-so-attractive but filthy rich men/Lords who have at least two or one sexy dancer Monstergirl as a concubine or "sex servant" for purposes of having a younger attractive girl to fuck or even help pump out children for his estate and wealth. You may interpret this as an ugly (You) having a chance with any monstergirl. But at the same time, go out there now and quickly get yourself a Monstergirl wife so she won't end up being some concubine to an ugly bastard! Especially the lithe slim sexy dancer ones, try getting one as a waifu so she won't end up with a rich fat man to be mating pressed and kissed by his fat lips.

>>42244431
What if I’m just ugly and not fat or a bastard than what, also ugly bastard x monster girl porn when?

>>42244431
>Implying that's not their kink
Look, that lord is very nice and takes good care of them. He's a very nice man a pillar of the community.

>>42244510
Closest I got is only that surprisingly wholesome fat guy X school girl doujin

>>42244511
I wouldn’t be surprised since some monster girls do love turning their husbands into hentai monsters, so some of them having a ugly fat bastard kink too isn’t out of the realms of possibilities from Mamonos.

>>42244511
>nice man a
and a*

>>42244562
Outside of abyssal girls and tentacle potions there's not a whole lot of things that can do that.
There's probably some wonderland shenanigans that can do that as well, but you know, wonderland.

>>42244510
Hopefully never, that's disgusting.

>>42244589
Even if it has wholesome undertones?

>>42244580
>Tfw your trumpart wife turns you into a card with a dick
I would burst out laughing if I saw this before getting jumped by a March hare that I was running from.

>>42244431
>>42244510
What if the filthy rich man/lord is not a fat ugly bastard but a younger attractive handsome bishonen? What mamono do they get? Or so they just get the human dancer girls to corrupt and monsterize since 8 times out of 10, bishonen boys in MGE may or may not actually be incubi sons of Royal Makai monsters and extremist sect mamono.

>>42244713
Your /tg/ is showing.

>You cannot delete a post this old
c'est fini

>succubus on the train stares at me while sticking her tail in her pussy
>nobody cares
>respond by dropping my pants and sucking my own dick
>everyone looks at me like I'm some kind of freak
double standards, I swear

>>42245099
whats good with this monster, she follows em around but doesn't anything

SEX.

Is it possible to have a bad experience with monsters?

Anon, the doctor wishes to see you in her office

>>42241740
Evil monsters are hot tho.

>>42245136
I mean, you kind of are if you're that flexible.

>>42245198

yeah, they can ping-pong dash you in the middle of the night.

>>42245222
Looking good.

>>42245248
And I forgot the file.

>>42245198
yes
a slime parasite hopping into the city water supply, making slime come out of the sink faucet
a hellhound breaking into your house and stealing your valuables
a hakutaku molesting your son at school
a fairy stealing your food from your fridge at night
a bunch of harpies spraying their girl-nut all over your horse-carriage, this morning
your touchy demon boss firing you because you didn't cheat on your non-existing waifu with her

>>42245302
>a hellhound breaking into your house and stealing your valuables
I bet those valuables was my used underwear wasn’t it.

>>42245302
>the slime is good
>She ends up stealing your heart
>He needed to give grandkids anyways already but MS. Haku needs to learn how to be more subtle and make sure hes okay with it all
>Fairy leaves some money for your lunch
>The harpies thought your carriage needed more fragance
>Her much nicer, meatier and hotter single aunt hired you the moment when her niece fired you and gave twice the pay and a better postion at the job

>>42239993

>>42245302
>a fairy stealing your food from your fridge at night
jokes on her its all calorie dense.
hope she enjoys XXL thighs.

Necrophilia? I prefer necroromance.

im just a kansas city milkman, going home to my cows, getting fresh milk

I was thinking about getting my vampire in another cute outfit. For New Years I was thinking possibly a bunny girl outfit. What do you guys think I should get?

>>42245545
I'm afraid of falling in love

>>42240657
Quick trip to warosu: https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1-lZ4tE6Gf-xPSRokWWInwxhbi4qUijQF&ll=14.498911416716792%2C23.697848480300195&z=2
Keep in mind that Anons answering that one were advised to pick general region, not pinpoint perfect location, since it isn't supposed to be doxxing aid or anything like that.

>>42245545
bunny potion

Guys wtf my umbrella was stolen and it's raining outside what do I do

>>42245578
steal the stealer

>>42245561
God these monster girls would actually be annoying to deal with if they were real, that I don’t want someone to pester me to know about my personal secrets or my life I would tell a rata to fuck off.

>>42245561
I’m in the safe zone from monster girls since I’m in Iowa.

>>42245578
make some pastelon and wait for ms jabber to be lured by the smell

>>42245608
Anon, that's now how this map works. This is more like select locations of monsters already married to other Anons.

>>42245625
Ah got you I thought it was more about where the monster girls were at or something my bad, I guess I can’t play my hard to get fetish of monster girls coming to find me than.

>>42245554
Well I’m happy you like her dude. Characters name is Rosa if you’re interested.

With the new year what are your fondest mg memories?

Decided I'll probably make this public since the only other models of her I could find were either gross or made in a generator. The mouth and tail-pussy will be fully rendered and rigged for animation. The third hole will come later if there's enough interest in it. All that's left is detailing, adding the hair, texturing, optimization and rigging. What costumes should I give her?

>>42245648
Playing through MGQ was a wild experience

>Manticore props up the idea that she eats people
>Does this because she like to scare people
>Gets tons of visits from vorefags begging for her to eat them
>Gets pissed off that her scare tactic doesn't work
>Gets annoyed with the vorefags
>Dumps them all in the matango pit or pawns them off to the sandworms
I like the idea of a manticore in her cave turned bachelorette-pad getting constant visits from vorefags and raging hard that men these days are freaks and weirdos. And just hoping that one day, one guy is actually scared of her and doesn't want to be "eaten".

Vorefag: Hey, is this.. uh, are you manticore? Can you uh..
Manticore: Eat you?
Vorefag: Yeah!
Manticore: C'mon in...
>Pulls lever as he walks in, dropping him into the matango pit
Manticore: Have fun getting shroombrain, fucktard...
>Angerly posts on 4mon for the 17th time this hour

>>42245480
Necromance

>>42245666
Beat me to it, literally a life-changing experience for me because I was going through some really shitty times and needed escapism for a moment.

>>42245648
Years ago when mg threads were still allowed on /a/ there was this odd incident where the monster girl and one piece generals converged into one .
Rather someone made a thread of the harpy girl from one piece and both assumed that was the next thread .
The confusion and chaos in there was pretty fun to be honest desu .

>>42245702
Monet was a good girl

never have phone sex with a ghost

>>42245778
Why not? She won't ghost you.

>>42245784
have you ever heard mary-san?

>>42245791
>phone sex with a ghost turns into a date with a ghost
i still fail to see the issue

>>42245811
anon, it aint gonna be a date, its brutal mindbreakeing rape

>>42245784
They'll eat you out of house and home

>>42244580
Your wife really is able to make you look like she wants. So it's not beyond doubt to imagine a baphomet snagging a man and slowly turning him into the perfect fat bastard.
It is irrelevant they the lore also states that most monsters just care about making sure the dick is available and ready, they can do it just like that wierd tweet KC did about pregnant monsters.

massive soft fluffy ears

>>42245820

>>42245855
yabby makes the most breedable girls.

>>42244707
That's just a Trumpart keeping her man in the card realm at all times.

>>42245791
No, and after googling it, to me it looks more like Living Doll making prank calls.

I want to bully a bunch of thick p’orcs by calling them fat so they can sit on me with their fat asses as a punishment for being mean to them.

>>42245855

>>42239993

>>42244580
I want to live out my fantasies of being a male version of Abeloth so I can shove my many tentacles into all my monster wife’s holes.

I'm going to trick a Baphomet into turning herself into a tall, buxom woman and then spend all night making love to her plush hag ass.

>>42245659
This is my favorite costume I saw. Plus it's on a manticore.

You going to make it a proper mge style? I've had a lot of trouble with it myself and I'm too jewish to try buy one of those gumroad models.

>>42240188
Reminder that 2025 is the year of the snek

I love Office Ladies!

>>42245948
Don't know why, but that pic just made me think of a Manticore with mismatched personality.
She's just a very nice and sweet girl and only uses the tail to masturbate during long lonely nights, thinking of meeting that one perfect man for her.

>>42245659
This is my favorite costume I saw. Plus it's on a manticore.

You going to make it a proper mge style? I've had a lot of trouble with it myself and I'm too jewish to try buy one of those booth models.
I used the wrong store in my first post, kek. Booth is really new and japanese to me.

>>42245974
Or one that pretends to be a newbie adventurer to milk those in the starting zones

Let's say you came across a manticore. She's in your room and completely restrained. Genuinely restrained too, you decide when she's released.

Now, if you could choose, which part of her would you lewd first?

Mino best girl

>>42246020
Gonna jab her with her own venom and tease her tail.

>>42246020
caress the bulb for a bit and then release her

>>42246020
Tail of course.

>>42246020
I want to see how her furry neck mane connects to the rest of her neck.

>>42246020
see if she has poisonous milk as well

>>42245855

>>42245953
officetopus

>>42246029
>>42246030
>>42246034
Three for tail
>>42246037
One for neck
>>42246038
One for breasts

All wrong answers. You gotta for either the butt or mouth first.

>>42246020
Release her immediately, and if she doesn't want to leave, bury my face in her chest.

>>42246079
>Can fuck a manticore
>Goes for the butt
Found the alp.

>>42246079
>butt or mouth first.
Gay

>>42246099
>>42246106
It's about establishing dominance first. This is your one chance to have power over her before you get raped into oblivion.

>>42246120
>>42246120
so why not feel her a cow potion and wait a couple of days to let her breasts swell with massive amounts of milk , and associating submission with relief and happiness

>>42246151
The context is a first encounter where you've got a chance to have your way with her.

>>42246162
thats why she truly submits and is the one that gets dommed

>>42246020
I would caress her ears first then her tail before releasing her.

>>42246079
>butt or mouth
That's after you release her

>>42246020
I'd not touch her but strip then masturbate in front of her. Then leave. Then do it again. Then release her.

You are an order knight with the duty of arresting MG husbands. Say your 10 mamonos list where you would immediately say "nope" and turn a blind eye.

>>42246197
i defect and monsterize the whole city and even the pope herself

>>42246197
I immediately walk into monster territory and let myself get raped by the first mamono I encounter. As long as it isn't an alp, sith, slime, or mushroom; then I'll move onto the second mamono.

>>42246020
It's not every day you get to toy with a manticore without immediate and violent rape as a result.
I'd help myself to a full manticore course which would involve petting, checking out her fangs, playing with her paws, among many other things.

.mgs gets better as hags are getting older and their tits sag lower.

Some monsters have consumed a potion that temporarily turned them into a Wererabbit hybrid. Please check beforehand to ensure you're dealing with a real rabbit and not a pretender.

>>42246249
Interesting.

>>42246042
Everyone knows foxes are nymphos, but they're usually sly and cunning about it.
This fox has to be even more sex-crazed than the average kitsune.

>>42239993

>>42242109
But what happens when they're all pregnant? You have to dote on them all and they can't do any cheer routines!

>>42246297
You should see hammers ran

>>42246297
youko just wanna smash

Rabbit tummy

>>42246272
I'm gonna look for a Wererabbit with black and orange stripes then.

>>42240641
>Shoggoth has the same reaction to normal objects that someone unused to a shogg has to her replacing household objects
I can only think of that urban legend where cockroaches have the same disgusted reaction to being touched by humans that we have to touching them

>Anon requests a kikimora meido
>Kikimora is sent out to anon's residence
>Anon notices something strange about the kiki
>The kiki is actually a living doll with the exact appearance of the kiki of his dreams

Would you waif a living doll, anon?
Would you if she had the exact appearance and personality of the waifu of your dreams?

Genesis 1:28

>>42246465
She's a real Kiki if she has the heart of one.

>>42246465
So I’d have 9 wives, one group of organics, one of dolls and one of robutts

>>42240962
>tube foxes
What game is this from?

So what's your game-plan for when you get isekaied into the MGE world?
Suppose you can't get access to a mana marker, how do you plan on attaining your ideal monsterfu? Do you even try or just settle on the first girl that shows interest in you?

>>42246529
locate eros church
enter eros church
they're even order sanctioned so unless you're dumped in the wilderness you're good to go

>>42246529
Pray to Eros very hard

>>42246529
Just wander into the wilderness, see where it takes me. Maybe a monstergirl will find me, maybe I'll just fucking die of exposure.

>>42246529
Join Sabbath to get some cool magic and cunnies

>>42246529

I let the fate choose for me. It does works in mge, not so much in this plane of existence.

>>42239993

>>42246585
Fate is a fickle mistress you can find yourself isekaid as as Yamaha

>>42246600

the motorbike?

>>42246529
I'll do my best to find a Lilim.

>>42246617
Imma call her my mama to get under her nerves

>No echidna dungeon with a "No speedrunners!" sign on the entrance

maybe it's about time you settled down with a nice country rabbit

>>42246643
That’s more amoeba / cancerous growth monster

>>42246652
I only date dangerous predators

>No Salamander that goes through a sevearl stage boss fight,
>Each phase is a differnt weapon
>Ends with a special themed zweihander,

>>42246529
obtain map
locate the general direction of the closest fox shrine or village
backwards long jump

>>42246638
>Anon raped by a Lilim for 3 days straight
>Sources say he called her old
Brought to you by Rata News Network

>>42246660
Same

fuck...guess I'm gay now

>>42246652
Those are some thick thighs

>>42246643

>>42246660
Based.

>>42246660
Herbivores can be just as dangerous also that rabbits is almost 4 times your size

>>42246679
Chicks dig unicorns

>>42246688
Everyone thinks it's gonna be a tiger girl or a crocodile girl but most of them end up getting raped by hippo girls.

>>42246662
>get a lilim to stage 2
>she rips off her clothes to reveal a full wedding dress
>timer shows up on the screen when the dark priest starts chanting marriage rites
>lilim whips out a wedding band and intently focuses on your hand
be careful anon, if you lose now it's a game over/bad end

>>42246662
>anon just dodges all her attacks and makes sally faint from exhaustion
Leaves a note saying his name is nada

>>42246708
Jesus, those gals are massive

>>42246598
need catgirl

>>42246690

>>42246761
Don't let that fool you, they can sprint when they want to.

>>42246823
titania is my girlfriend!

>>42246839
I don't believe you

>>42246823
i don't think i could a titania unless she was evil

>>42246846
She really is! We have lots of sex every day!

>>42246823
Titania is cute

>>42246866
Prove it

>>42246815
but not for long tho, humans were made for running marathons coupled with some speed magic

>>42246880
You know own I remember there was an instance where a poster in the vg thread posted a video of himself thighfucking a girl

>>42246771
Does the fox work as a nurse also?

>>42245333
This hellhound is built for pups

>>42246880
how?

I have a girl friend, she's just not in this dimension

Somebody makes your girl cry? you remove them

>>42246529
Figure out how to get a map, get some peanut butter and straight to the hellwan area, not even gonna bother trying to level up.

>>42246529
Live in an ordinary life in an order city/village and do vague dark rituals to try and attract something.

>>42246767
i could do with a handful of cat

>>42246767
>>42246989
SQUEEZE THAT CAT

>>42246020
how'd she get "restrained"? clearly, she has an accomplice. possibly lurking nearby. who would be so nefarious as to participate in this plan, and just what is she planning to do once I'm "distracted?"

>>42246935
just get a bottle of concentrated fox mana and open it inside the ventilation of the biggest building.
whole city will be foxed in a week

>>42247032
Her Unicorn friend tied her up because she's tired of her "that feel when no bf" rants and knows the 'core won't find one on her own because she doesn't have the guts to just hunt you on her own. Also the Unicorn is already married and doesn't want to share.

>>42247032
> She tried to steal Miss Gremlin's tech.
> Miss Gremlin knows Anon is the local boob, and so she dumps the bat cat off at his place.
> Plus some well-hidden cameras.
> Now she just gets to watch the show.

>>42247012
Is thst taiga?

Eros lich won't teach make you a necromancer but she can teach you how to be a necroRomancer.

Eros lich won't make you a necromancer but she can teach you how to be a necroRomancer.

>>42246529

Go to the nearest plains and find a Minotaur, buff Amazoness or graveyard for a buff Hellhound. My horny will communicate my desire and ward off most other mamonos.

>you even try or just settle on the first girl that shows interest in you?

I try. Depends if my taste attracts MGs that are specifically within my tastes. 10% chance I settle on a buff martial artist Succubus. Around 20-30% if its a buff martial artist Demon that has her marriage contract styled as a bodyguard contract. Like 50% if its a Lizardman, Salamander or Hinezumi that like weaker men or got the fated wife womb thing because of the rarity of it and it cant go to waste. Like 100% chance if its a dragon knight from dragonia or fighting arena champion.

>>42246020
kisses, all the usual foreplay stuff
then tailpussy for a few rounds
then mating-press for the rest of the night

>>42247125
>not necRomancer

>>42247194
What about NeckRomancer?

>>42247131
>buff martial artist Demon that has her marriage contract styled as a bodyguard contract
She sounds wonderful, would marry.

>>42247200
Sorry, only NekoMancers here.

>>42247125
Acting as a lich's dickthrone while she studies magic is not my idea of romantic.

>>42247125
Okay, nevermind. I'll go ask miss haku instead.

>>42241220
>mamono comedy movie
>Druella starts rapping

>>42242371
Team P'orctress 2

>>42246542
what if you're fropped in the wilderness but still manage to locate an eros church, filled with untamed beastgirl nuns?

>>42246542
what if you're dropped in the wilderness but still manage to locate an eros church, filled with untamed beastgirl nuns? they're led by an eros angel that is the only one you could call "civilised" from them all, if you found the church a few months prior. by now even she's a mess of unwashed, torn clothes, unkempt hair and feathers, the same as the rest of the nuns. Plus, the church's buildings are showing signs of aging and not being taken good care of. Are you man enough to restore the church to it's former glory, and tame all the wild nuns inside?

>>42247288
>dickthrone
?

>>42246529
I'd just hug the leg of the first succ I find. If she's taken she'd help our or introduce me to a friend. I'm an easy man to please, succs are great and probably about everywhere.

>>42246529
Locate the nearest sabbath
Gain loli wife, preferably a baphomet one

>>42247499
When she sits on you in such a way that you are her seat but also your dick is in her. It works better in more exhibitionist and femdom situations.

>>42246721
Reminds me of a more wholesome version of the lamia fight in MGQ where she strips down for phase 2.

>>42247517
>preferably a baphomet one
And what can you do to attract the mighty baphomet?

>>42246935
>try dark rituals in a hope to summon something or have it whisk you away
>dozens of single deep ones, demonic entities and sorceresses all around the world lean over their magic orbs, mirrors and so on in anticipation
>you just have to say it plainly to work, they've long made sure of that
>you instead go full Mongolian throat singing and ADHD dance
>whole audience groans in unison
>basically this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ19zSF6Qs8&t=90s

>>42247536
I like baphomets a lot and I want to do cool magic shit

>>42246529
I want to go to the cat kingdom and experience what life is like for a minority.

>>42247538
>do autistic chants and dances in black robes
>order guard hears your ridiculous display from outside and finds you with shitty doodles all over your floor and candles
>immediately sentenced to death

>>42247621
>Get rescued by a bunch of monsters and their husbands because they all thought your shitty rituals were hilarious

>Go ahead, call the paladins. They can't un-rape you
Remember: just because some species are sanctioned, doesn't mean they aren't monsters.

>>42247621
Yeah, that's the start of a comedic rescue mission.

>>42247621
>have a moment of epiphany as they're tying you to the log you'll burn on
>clearly say "i wish a dark mage covenant would whisk me away and make me their communal husband, right now!" as the order guards light the fire
>the guards never found your charred corpse after the pyre, because you didn't actually burn, you got teleported by the dark mages and are now enjoying a comfy life of being a witch coven's communal cum pump and cuddle pillow.
>meanwhile the demons, abyssals, and fae, that were watching Anon while he was doing the rituals all collectively sigh in disappointment that he didn't pick them over the witches, not knowing that his second wish will be to add them all to the coven as well

>Did you came from the court of CameAlot?