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あくたんかわいい大好き
pekoーら愛してるhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfon1W9BCVs https://rabbit-plan.hololivepro.com/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJtvuofMysE
I love Towa!Happy New Year!Checkout her cover with Bae!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08J6WAmX100
I fucking love Fauna Fauna Fauna Fauna Fauna Fauna Fauna Fauna Fauna Fauna Fauna Fauna Fauna Fauna Fauna!!!!
Your oshi is a whore
finally I can willingly give out my mayo sample
Which holo is going to become a cake this year?
>>42229900Cute!!!!!
jan snapped
nah
koyosex
I fucking love Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko!!!!!
kanata should do a keyboard duet with luna
Happy New Year!
>>42229890cheer up friend!https://files.catbox.moe/yk64t3.mp4
>>42229892Whore>>42229893Jun's whore>>42229894Leech
>>42229907>>42229897Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko*Also thanks for your help anyway, it's the most reposted .gif here! >>/jp/reports/image-reposts
>>42229890Be happy Friend
beethoven?
>>422299252hubros not like this...
https://youtu.be/iSZfA1X-lzE Three Musketeers New Year's karaokehttps://youtu.be/hGsUovQ4N7Y Kiara New Year's official Hololive program special watchalong
んなあああ
>>42229905yeah she is
Keep begging ENjanny. I won't watch your shart
>Korone didn't know what flossing was so Kiara taught her it
>your oshi>your new year dinner
>>42229925>new ipWhy are you talking to yourself?
With how much cover is still pushing Laplus as the new face of Hololive, I can't see them allowing her to quit anytime soon.
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1609384051550437376YAB
>>42229937>>42229934
I will make sure Laplus graduates this year
I'm becoming white
ojiichan...
>>42229940Keep seething beggar
Lamy is dumb....
>>42229947Nice
>>42229902Matsuri I guess
>15% of the posters>100% of the shitposts
>>42229890Friend...
>>42229957That's sidebranchbeggars for you
KOYOBOUNCE
>>42229944I don't understand
>my grandpa was great at writing>sayuri and my grandma are good too>I'm the outlierbe more confident kanata...
first day of the year and kanata is already shitting on herself
>>42229890
>Couldn't even get 1500 posts last thread/hlg/ is dead...
It's been 853 days since Mano Aloe "graduated"I will always remember herALOE LOVE
>>42229984ALOE LOVE
>>42229978Although it may not seem like it, this is already a step forward, now at least she's trying to smile...
can someone redpill me on the ayame "christmas lie" rrat?
>>42229978t-that's a bit better, you're getting there friend!
Nye
>>42229988Sure
Shart impact
>>42229990<span class="sjis">hey man</span>
I will rape Laplus and impregnate her.Once she gives birth to our Mexican/Japanese children she will have to stream more if she wants to get more money to feed the babies
micomet is too love by management
kanata found sakamata in shion's outfit to be the hottest performance in the shuffle and said that if she was to participate she would choose luna or sakamata
>>42229992Do YAGOO really?
>>42229988It's a stupid lie, Ayame never owned a rat, and what kind of name is "Christmas lie" anyway?
>>42230007meido and peko is fine too
>>42229992Watching the homo domination live was so magical and it was so beautiful seeing /hlg/ get BTFOYahoo gave us the ultimate Unity
>watame looks better than towa in towa's clothesHow will Towa ever recover from this?
>>42229992Why is he like this...
kanata wants everyone to get more outfits when performing in lives
>>42230023towa probably looks better in watame's clothes
>>42230023Bibi is a fucking whore...
>>42230023Watame stole Towa's clothes and now there's a nkd twa on the loose
ラミィ
RABU COMET OH OH OH OH
There were too many micomet shits latelyTheres even at least 4 of them last new years stream
お大事に、ミオ。。。https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=824ZTZ06x1Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZWjYWcQ4XoAnnual fortune telling 17 JST! Korone added to the list but now the gojuon order is messed up... Never mind that Nene is before Shion for some reason.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m08hkCWxDHM私たちの歌をキケッ with Miko 17.30 JSThttps://www.uniqueradio.jp/agplayer5/player.php
>>42230029everybody doesbut cover would rather waste money on metatrash
きtらあああ
>>42229914Is this an Eva reference
>>42230023Is the boobs, boobs will always make anything look better.
SKILL
Why does kanata look like a DV victim
>>42230043Suisei's outfit with boobs looked wrong.
These three sure are cute together..
>>42230051The boobs aren't the issue with that one
https://exhentai.org/g/2419947/f03fc973bf/I need full length holo NTR doujins.
Y M C A
>>42229992>No titleI don't believe it.
>>42230050to lure you in a false sense of security
>>42230035I really liked this part, is there any complete cover? I know she sang akutansukisugi some time ago
Love NoelLove Subaru
>>42230050reminder that kanata is an abuser who used to beat coco to relief stress
Why does Lamy like Sakamata so much?
>>42230035I feel like this was actually Suisei. I think the video was a mix of MMDs and Mo-Cap.
kanata will visit her grandmother so no stream tomorrow
>>42230068Iirc she never sang the full song
2hu is dying
>>42230080It's a mystery really
>>42230074>chichibukuroit's shit
>>42230081Yes, so far seems Subaru and Noel were animation and Suisei and Sakamata were mo-cap, don't know if Watame said anything that hinted at what she was.
share rare watowas
it would be pretty weird to talk to yourself while watching alone kanata
I'm watching the rabbit known as Roboco
no...
I fucking love phantom of the opera.
>>42230080BRATVSBRAT
>>42230099
今日もかわいい〜
>>42230108Kuroe is the only brat between the two of them, even if Lamy says she feels like a big sister
Bae is such a fucking good singer.
>>42230115nendroids are always fun to customize. i hope someone has all of the sankisei ones anyways.
>>42230104i hope chamer kill towa
>>42230050yeah my dv victim
>>42230104Hurt her but not too much haato-chan
big kusa
Botan is simply too sexy
>>42230023Watame is so slim. I wish she were more chubby.
Caught in a landslide.. no escape from reality..Open your eyes..
kanatashould change her kusa stamp with that
>>42230108They need to rub titties together
WAMY SHOULD GET A MOUSEPAD WITH BIG OPPAI LIKE MARINES
What would you do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgK6-DedVcI>Narration: Tadakoro AzusaWhat the fuck?
>>42230119
>>42229936SSRB is also very cutealso fat fuck
>>42230137https://files.catbox.moe/zreupo.webm
Lamy is being extra dumb looking
>>42230140supernintendo chammers
>>42230140grass
I miss achama...
OTSUKANATAsayuri time
>>42230137Put a cigarette in her mouth.
んなあああああ
>>42230138https://youtu.be/icyIP6rV8Ocits koro's revenge for this
otsukanata...she will visit Sayuri now
She wears Suisei's clothes because they smell like Suisei.
>>42230163a new rabbit? we have lamy, roboco and now luna?
I need an up to date and accurate breast size comparison of hololive talents.No memes but from the very top, Lamy and Noel, then the almost too big girls like Flare and Nene, down to Laplus and and Shion for second last to Suisei.
Why did noel do ntr asmr for christmas?
SEX
don't leave me mumei...
>>42230138She developed a good rapport with her in Suichan's radio show
>>42230138azusa has a nice voice, happy for miko
*prepares spell*
>>42230138https://youtu.be/1CoDoNammhshttps://youtu.be/lejSabE6_jYhttps://youtu.be/IuEl3iXJcNwhttps://youtu.be/3BxkBnvjg9Yhttps://youtu.be/1kbjPbanOhc
>>42230185*counterspell*
>>42230178Yeah, good luck with Aqua...
I have been happy every day since I met Mikochi!
>>42230192Aqua has different forms like a pokemon
>>42230188
*crashes the expo and kills all the towa cosplayers*
>>42230188*countercounterspell*prepare your anus lunaito
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1609445826342047744It's overSuisei is cursed for 2023
I don't like Suisei that much but Miko being associated with her really helps Miko with getting Miko connections everywhere...Thank you Suichan...
>>42230190At the end of this year I'll redeem myself and make my last fap to Miko
>>42230199THE CURSE HAS ALREADY STARTEDRUN WHILE YOU CAN SUISEI
>>42230195Minato Akua is Wooper
>>42230199No wonder she doesn't want that tarot reading
miko will pump and dump suisei just like what she did with pekora
>Shion slept at Laplus houseWat
gigachad mumei and fauna...
>>42230198*teleports to the hime dimension*ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck
MUMEI FAUNA SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>42230210Imagine the smell
mioshia will predict the next graduation/termination
Bae can cook, sing and love. This dumb zoomer rat is just too good.
>pov: you are pekorahttps://files.catbox.moe/fweb6w.mp4
I just woke up to watch Mio's fortune telling but none of my favorites are getting theirs this time...
These two are so gay, why? Does the dick doesn't satisfy them anymore?
>pov: you are pekora
>>42230229
>>42230219https://youtu.be/zKrkIvfgrGsI don't like feeling this old.
>>42230227males are worthless and disgusting. sometimes what women need is just another woman.
WHORE
>>42230229I laughed
>40 min for mio's fortune readingsomeone will translate it, right anons?
>shion raped Marine and now is just going to groom the younger and more easily molded menheraMane-chan was right, Shion is a predator
>>42230229Kek
Man, Korone hugged Kiara a lot huh
>Faumei singing the NTR song togetherRRATS?
>>42230227They probably talk to each other about their boyfriends, Eddy and Marcel, and get all hot and bothered in the hotel room. Image the sex when they get home. Might need a "break" afterwards.
>>42230219But she has an annoying personality and voice, so I don't care
2023 will be the year of PekoMiko
I wonder if mio will do a reading for my chammers...
>>42230180I am going to fuck Tyocoten while she sleeps
>>42230259ENCHADS
>>42230260I'm legit curious to hear why you'd think she has annoying personality, she's such a sweetheart.I can get the voice part, she has.. unique voice for sure, I'm glad I happen to like it. Albeit there are days and moments I don't feel like hearing it too, it's funny.
>>42230245Shion just has overwhelming pheromones>Marine wants to fuck her>Matsuri wants to fuck her>Chloe wants to fuck her>Suisei wants to fuck her>Laplus wants to fuck her
>>42230233https://youtu.be/2d0ol1nnMi0Why does she say "advance" like that?
>>42230270australianalso fuck i feel old. this rat is young.
>>42230267She leans too hard on the "lol so chaotic" thing, and is the epitome of "loud = funny". She is constantly yelling, at least in collabs.
huh? is this the EN's thread?
>>42230210According to who?
>>42230278To Laplus
>>42230274that's her entire character no? that's like saying luna is annoying because she sticks to her character
https://youtu.be/m08hkCWxDHMDescription :RBCKoroneMioAkiFubukiMatsuriAquaAyameSubaruShionFlareMarineNoelPekoraKanataLunaTowaWatameBotanLamyNenePolkaChloeLuiIrohaKoyori
https://files.catbox.moe/x1tiu3.webmwill you do the same to your oshi?
https://twitter.com/_nenechidayo/status/1609441355788619778goodbye bros...
>>42230265Miko is so clumsy she tripped and all her clothes exploded(safe for work)
>>42230131I wish she had fatter thighs in that oufit.
>>42230280It doesn't matter if it's a character she plays, it's still annoying.
>>42230281I hope some Miofa can post the summary here
>>42230274Does she? At times sure, but often? No way. I give you the yelling part, there are definitely moments she's loud and if one is averse to that I can't imagine that being nice to listen to long time. But I still feel like she's calmed down or simply has different periods, what little I watch her when the chance happens anyways.
>>42230280>MarinestranglingLuna.pngAn annoying character is still annoying and a filter to most people. I like her NFG series, but her random screaming during it is very annoying when it's completely unprompted.
*laces mio's cake with laxatives*
>>42230286Ruthlessly pinning them down the moment they die
>>42230285running away from her naked ass?you bet I will
>>42230199>tried to escape the tarot reading>gets cursed anywayBURN THE WITCH
>>42230296scary...
>>42230292Well, I dislike her everytime she happens to be in a collab I watch, so of course I don't go out of my way to dig deeper into her content to see if that's how she is always. What I've seen of her is something I don't want to see more of. If that means I'm missing some occasional good moments, that's a price I'm willing to pay.
>>42230285Sure, why not?
WITCH
mumei just throwed all the germs out of her mouth on my face...
Why does Fauna wants Mumei to fix her so bad?
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
WAKE ME UP INSIIIIIIIIIIDE
>>42230309Understandable.
LAMYS DOMINATION
>Towa collabs with EN>nothing happens>towa collabs with random indies>nothing happens>Towa collabs with males>nothing happens>rushia collabs with SAKURA MIKO>career ruined
Koyori was just talking about last night, apparently Suityan is the one who told Miko to come to Koyori's house lol.
>>42230332thats because she gets bullied and kept in check
>>42230335I love this Botan so much
>>42230313STOP IT
>>42230332Rushia collabs with Mafumafu
These dorks lmao
>>42230340you mean the fake message Miko sent to sabotage her?
Due the karaoke I haven't been able to listen to Kiara talk about the collab day but apparently she kissed Korone and had sex with her in public?What the hell is happening there?
why enshartswhy
>bullied by shishiron>bullied by suisei>bullied by aqua>bullied by meru>bullied by subaru>bullied by selly>bullied by rurudo>bullied by bora>bullied by mondo>bullied by rprtaaa...
https://pastebin.com/dQvpLaXh2022 tarot readings. Was your oshi cursed last year? I'm still surprised on how the witch predicted Kanata's covid
why enGODSwhy are you so damn based
>>42230343Why would you want to listen to the chicken screeching?I can understand watching any other EN except Mori and Kiara
>>42230352We just like to talk about streams.
>>42230351>Akirose>General/Basic Fortune: "Stubborness". Solid year, but try being a little more flexible. Good Fortune.>Health: Might ignore some small health problems, which won't lead to good. Be honest with your body. "Control yourself".>Work:"Aiming for a goal, no matter the costs". Might have some disagreements at work. Might have to compromise. IT PREDICTED THE SPLATOON ARC
>>42230345Beggars gotta beg
>>42230356None of this means literally anything, everything is vague enough to apply to literally anyone.
I'M STILL INTO YOOOOUUU
>no laplusMio could have saved her...
>>42230351>Was your oshi cursed last year?
>>42230351>Luck:>None at all. Try to minimize the damage.Ready for you this year, witch
>his whore oshi didn't stream todaywhy?
>>42230354Kiara's legit improved, that's why. Also her 'narcist' outlook is hilarious once you get around to understanding it's what makes her, her. There's no one else like her in the team. She's entertainer.Everything in moderate doses though, no way I watch her but maybe two streams a week at best when there are so much others to watch as well.
>>42230351>I'm still surprised on how the witch predicted Kanata's covidcausedGET THE TORCHES.
>>42230369Based
>>42230351Accurate for miComet. But since they're currently engaged and almost married, they refused for the witch to curse them and do tarot readings for them this year.
>>42230369holy based KFPgod
>>42230369She hasn't improved her shitty fake voice
>>42230351Fortunately this wasn't the case for Sora, overall I would say it was a good year for her.
>>42230369fr fr
>>42230351Noel>General/Basic Fortune: "Tolerance". Devote youself to others. This will have good consequences not only for them, but also for you. Good fortune.>Health: Mental health problems. Keyword is "loss". Expecting something in return for helping others, then getting depressed when your expectations aren't met is the worst possible case.>Work: Dissatisfaction, caused by others, that you can't show on public. In business relations, some intolerance is okay.>Luck: Not too good, but luck will improve if she makes objective decisions.>Advice: Tolerance is important this year. If you think you are to blame for something, be honest and apologize.BURN THE WITCH
>Koyo invited Miko to her party beforehand >she replied with "I'll think about it">Suisei told her to come after talking through LINE for a while >she went there as soon as her stream endedthe power of love
>>42230296>the moment they dieNo she actually puts them in the freezer when they die.
Suisei and Miko are lovers.
>>42230385of men
>>42230385of business
>>42230380JESAS
>>42230386They are a lesbian couple.
>>42230369funny talking esl FUCK
>>42230385of Towa
https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1609455061461262336Ogyandos!
>>42230351>saying too much causes problemsGhost>Will make friendsTons of collabs>good luckwe love her now>Try to be a leaderBecame HoloX main characterMio's powers are scary
This part has really nice choreography
>>42230398why aren't other holos using ouija boards to get more views via becoming haunted?
>Flare: Why do you keep looking at me like that Koyochan? It's weird.>Koyori: Today the anti isn't here so you can go all out>Flare: ... should I call her here then?What is wrong with koyori?
>>42230400Nice contrast between seaweed and suzzy. I bet they are fucking.
mio should've used the tarot cards to avoid farting, puking and shitting live on stream
>>42230407Yeah, me
EN beggars are so sad... not even during new year's celebration they stop spamming... maybe one day they will finally realize they will never change our opinion
>>42230398YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA
>>42230409That's the costs of the power
>>42230406Sex?
>our
>>42230281is this by choice or something? why are some holo not there?
EN kings are so awe inspiring... even during new year's celebration they keep serenading us with their poetry... maybe one day the broken-hearted ENhaters will realize they will never change our opinion
>noel made a sub accountSTOP MAKING SUB ACCOUNTS
enGODS are always welcome here
why enshits why
>>42230229>Is literally behindYou tried
>>42230413Their streams are too boring they rather shit here
15.8%
miComet won 2022
>>42230437This post should not be deleted
Don't do it witch.Or it's taiga time.
this cat is defeated
>>42230420Yes, they reacted to Mio's discord message so their fortunes will be read.
>>42230433
>>42230351>Laplus "Yamada" Darknesss>General/Basic Fortune: Not very good. Getting involved in troubles of others. Might need to "let go" of something.
Reminder MiComet won 2022
>>42230411>>42230436>>42230440>>42230444
>enGODS I genuflect.
>>42230456(meaning they're always welcome)
GIVE YOUR POWERS TO TAIGA NOWONLY TAIGA CAN STOP THE WITCH FROM CURSING YOUR OSHI
Canon.Eternal.Status quo.
*gives powers to mu-chan*
dozo
>>42230456Miosha has some nice tits.
>>42230450You can still see her? I don't get it.
>>42230350she deserves it
>>42230351>AZKi>End of one thing, new beginning. Don't throw away your old self, but try to find something new.Kind of cheating since we knew INNK was dying already, but still funny.
>>42230451草
>they really really want to sing a song before Bae gets inGAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAAAAAAY THEY ARE SO GAY
my oshi is not getting a fortune this year because she's always lucky
>>42230482Not funny.
happy new year !!
>>42230482how many times are you going to post this retardits funny the first time but now you are just a faggot
ミミミ...
HAAAAAAAAPPY NEEEEEW YEEEEAAAAAR AGAAAAAAAIN HLG
Rushia graduation? not funny.Miko abortion in mexico? Funny.
There's a gang war going on outside my home
>>42230487alright why you gotta break my balls?
happy new rear!
>>42230492Brazilian bro...
IT'S TIMEhttps://youtu.be/m08hkCWxDHM
>>42230492mexibro...
待機 待機 待機 (わー わー)
Towa...
yeah yeah new years and all in sacramento. hurry the fuck up chloe, i am lonely
>>42230492Lean out the window and shout GROVE STREET HOMIEThat's sure to work
14.8%
there is no saving you nowwe are at the point of no return
MIO PLEASE STOP THIS STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>42230492shout FUBUKI HAS A SMALL PENIS
ENTER WITCH
reminder that Okayu & Botan being cats, thus loving to laze around is the only reason they haven't fucked and dominated your oshi
>>42230496Why did they make her fart hearts
Faunwell~! Good night.
Love Mio's new years outfit, so cute. Korone with the last minute submission!
FAUNMEIBAE ENCORE
>>42230510cats can't talk like witches!
THE FIRST FATE IS SEALED FOR AKI NOSENTHAL
>>42230516reminder that holding them by the back of the neck makes them unable to resist anything you want to do with them
>>42230518Wait! There is.more?
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1609461037526560770IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Please, please, please don't curse my holomens Miosha...
>>42230524IT IS BAD ALREADYJUST STOP
Now that was a proper encore.
Ok, good night, fr now
>>42230530Mio is only the messenger. Just hope your oshi is lucky
>>42230528Towa is a cat..no...
If Mio's tarot coincides with something bad happening to my oshi i'm never watching hololive again
aki has a ten of wands>This card shows a man carrying far too large of a load. He isslightly defeated with his back to the viewer. If you pull the Ten of Wands, it most likely meansyou are suffering - or about to suffer- due tosome sort of unbearable burden.>This is a card of struggle;a signyou are in over your head. Whether it's in your career or a personal relationship, this card meansyou've possibly bit off more than you can chew. It indicatesyou are in for a tough period, and that every day is going to be a little harder than usual.WITCH
mio will end up getting cancer this year for messing with this satanic shit
Sakamata desu~
https://youtu.be/vzmIB931lQ8
KANATAN FINALLY SOME GOOD FORTUNEI LOVE YOU MIOSAINT
OH FUCK KANATA IS GONNA DIE
>Mio has all the behind the scenes info on Holo members so her readings are legit advice.
>>42230526do big cats have that reaction or is it only house cat thing
>>42230551huh
>Master of the moods and tides, the Moon card potentially holds two meanings. It can represent enlightenment and insight, or it can point toconfusion and strife.>This card often stands for fears and anxieties-the kind that keep us up in the middle of the night. It can also signal a sort of existential dread, the type that hits you when you stare into something as large and unfathomable as the dark night sky and space. If you pull this card, it can mean there are deceptions or fallacies in which you believe. It can also point to the fact you are experiencing fear and letting yourself become engulfed in it.>The Moon points to change, uncertainty, and emotional vulnerability. If you pull this card, you may need to assess and confront your fearsor parts of your life in which you are lacking clarity.
AkiroseFine (good luck). Do not take on too much, give up on things if necessary.Health not very well, take care of mental health especially. (God damn she is fast today)
>mecchamecchayoiKanata is finally a good year today, I'm so happy for her
>>42230281notice that she doesnt curse herself
i will not be allowed to sleep until noel's is read. god DAMNIT witch.
N2 bros, what does 総合 translate to in wiccan?
>>42230272I was talking about Irys, saying it like ad-vance with so much emphasis on the ad part of advance.
>>42230554bro she literally lists the reading in summary in the box above her head, you dont have to google the cards
>she drew the moon for collabsBROS???
>>42230563https://streamable.com/3qqeb8
finally, subhuman sleeps. I can post again.
>>42230566NO I WANT TO EXPLAIN THEM TO THE DUMBASSES HERE
these card readings are so retardedshe can say whatever she wants as long as it's vage
KanataVery good luck. Will have a lot of leeway this year, so can be greedy. But setting a proper goal is still better.Collabs: again, better to set a specific goal or plan.Advice: this is the year to make full use of your experience and set bigger goals.
>>42230552there's lots of images of lions and tigers holding their babies by the scruff of the neck but i doubt anyone has tested it on an adult to see if it works
Fuck don't curse my oshi's health Mio. Please. Upside down Fool doesn't sound good
mr koro
>>42230573thats not how tarot readings work bro......
>use your experience up till this point to achieve your dreamsamazing reads for kanata this year. pretty satisfied
>>42230574based skeptical redditor king, what would we be without your intellectual rational mindset? Here's your Indonesian translated copy of Richard Dawkins
>>42230569kananora KINGS
Mr.Paradise...
Oiran sakamata... oh how i missed you...
>>42230578I was about to wonder why no-one would've tried that with an adult oneevery passing day I am becoming more and more retarded
>>42230572Be careful, he's working overtime
>>42230551Not very good advice, none of it needs in depth information. A fortuneteller on the street could manage the same advice after looking at the lines in your hand or throwing some rocks.
Sakmatard...
>>42230574she predicted the holocaust bro
N1bros, what kanji is Sakamata writing?
>>42230380Okay, knowing shit about Canan, this is actually kinda scary.
Sakamatard....
https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1609459410060861440?t=hW67iyBoLvnOBLUDf7NEgQ&s=19ENkeks?
>>42230577I know this is just thinly veiled advice from Mio but those are actually really nice, I hope Kanata can actually achieve her 2022 goal of an album this year
Is it Pekora yet?@ me when Pekora
>>42230574>she can say whatever she wants as long as it's vageThat's half of fortunetelling, yes. The other is half is social engineering the info about your client out of them except she knows about the holos to begin with.
>>42230600UNITY BROS
>>42230569is the spread different? isnt bottom left work?
cute kuroe
sakamatard.... my poor poor sakamatard...
>>42230595anne frank status?
>>42230600ENturds deserve this and worse
KorosanNot very good luck. Might be conflict this year, and korone might want to ignore some bad stuff this year.Health: very easy to get swayed by negative feelings. Should rely on friends for mental support.Collabs: might be difficult to collab with new people, so she might feel anxious, but it is important to have fun and try new things.Advice: Try new challenges, but don't forget past mistakes.
>b-b-but I don't think there's any real proof in fortune-Die
>>42230600HOMOCHADSDOMINATING THOSE WESTERN PUSSIES
pekoras
>>42230607her outfits are too good. she won the mama lottery
>reversed Chariot for LuckOH NO NO NO NO NO
Mio already predicted who will graduate this year like she did with coco and rushia?
>>42230612Darker...
its fucking over nousagis its over
Lamy will stop liking Sakamata if she keeps having her breasts out like this
>>42230600It's all downhill from hereI bet next year's holofes will include homo
HOLY SHIT Sakamatard...
>>42230584i forgot this place is invested with third worlders with low IQ and schizophrenia who actually think it's real
>>42230612kiara gave korone an std...
sakamatard...
NO PEKORA YOUR YEAR
>>42230602@you
Sakamata's voice too sexy right now
lol those wasted papers orca please
>>42230589please stop calling Kuroe a classy whore
miosha yet to curse chloe and she is already in shambles
>>42230612Graduation....
>>42230612>Health: very easy to get swayed by negative feelings. Should rely on friends for mental support.Is she gonna have a month long break due to random tweets again>Collabs: might be difficult to collab with new people, so she might feel anxious, but it is important to have fun and try new things.This one makes sense because she's already tapped into most of the holos she would definitely get along with, the rest are people you can't really imagine seeing her collab with
All around good stuff for Pekora it sounds like.You are spared witch.
>>42230641look this is just sakamata being sakamatabut the witch will inflict her bidding soon
>>42230609https://files.catbox.moe/v3gzav.mp4
Taiga... you couldve stopped her...
>Pekora Ch. 兎田ぺこら えぇ …Pek...
>>42230595>"oh this year a lot of damage is going to happen we need to be careful of our surroundings">she totally predicted holocaust bro!!
I've been eating the whole day..
*does fucking nothing*
>Pekora's luck will be either extremely good or extremely badJust like usual then.
>>42230612>Might be conflict this year, and korone might want to ignore some bad stuff this year.Graduation flag
pekoLuck: "unstable". Kind of difficult to make sense of surroundings.Health: perfect. Nothing to worry about.Collabs: Don't just follow the flow and be strong-willed.Advice: planning is important. Being reactive might be better than proactive.
>>42230627you're such a pseud faggot, literally no one thinks it's real.
>>42230644If we're lucky, Korone will collab with two new holo's by Dec 2023
Holos for this feel?
Taiga should be the one drawing the cards for Mio's fortune
learning stroke order with kuroe
>>42230663Kanata...
mio is going to fast this year
>>42230663Man that was a good arc. Enjoy the remainder.
>>42230663My sweet chocoball angel
>>42230660healthy rabbit!!
>>42230669for ramadan
>>42230667I'd advice you to not learn how to write from Sakamatard
mio has done it
https://twitter.com/uraakapeko/status/1609465279737888768AKUPEKOBROS...OWARI DA
>>42230663>>42230668>>42230671kanata has pink nipples
Yep. I'm giving up learning Jap.
the tarot reading shit is probably the worst thing any holomen has ever come up with.it does nothing but destroy holomens confidence in future endeavours. why the fuck is she doing it? from a content creator POV this is terrible
>>42230660>Advice: planning is important. Being reactive might be better than proactive.should be the other way around?
how is that 挑戦 jesus christ chloe
>>42230663
mioNot very good compared to others. Very easy to worry about even small things, so try to have to as many positive days as can.Collabs: very active, wants to collab to everyone, but it's better to limit herself.Advice: it's time to end the break and start being active. Taking too many breaks will break the pace.
>>42230669speed running company curses any %Miosha 1:23:55
>>42230577kanata owes me bath space, album, asmr, sololive, sex, etc.
duck
>>42230680Imagine being a skepticshart
erm... ackshually... mio doesn't have magical gypsy future-sight powers from pulling cards from a deck... i am very smart because i read the reddit frontpage
>>42230680I bet you have type B blood
>>42230680Self-fulfilling prophecies, yeah
>tarotschizoevery fucking year
>風呂kek
>>42230680These hoes get themselves into trouble every week, they should be scared and paranoid.
>思ってることは伝えようにwhat does this mean? she should freely speak her mind?
>>42230667Oh I'm definitely learning stroke order with Kuroe
>>42230691that a lot of sword
burn the witch before she reaches my oshi
>>42230693Literally me
>>42230684pink nippleS
>>42230686collab onegai
>>42230680You sounds like a scorpio
>>42230698O actuallyanother proof that your superstitions are retarded
SubaruNot bad overall. "massive", leader-like feeling.Some worries about health. Might ignore her health worsening, which will only lead to bad things.Collabs: timing is everything. Collabs where you can relax are the best.Advice: time for yourself is necessary to collect yourself. Also do not beat around the bush and say things as they are.
>>42230678it's for the best. Nips want nothing to do with you.
porka
Sakamata's voice has been very rough these past few days. I'm getting worried...
>>42230712and you sound like a monkeyvery brown monkey
Chloe is a disgrace to the art of calligraphy.
i fucking love Sakamata's oiran outfit
mio is a failure and can only tear other holomems down
>>42230718drinking collab and screaming her lungs out with Lamy should fix that
>>42230723its easily the sexiest NY's outfit
I hope my oshi won't participate in this shit.
whether you believe it or not doesn't matter, it's still retarded and a waste of time and energy.
BIG KUSA
So what is there to look forward to this year?
>>42230724Taiga get off the computer. Mio needs the bandwidth
>>42230727Who's your oshi. We can give you the answer very quick.
>>42230718She has had some terrible coughs starting a month ago. Hop the witch blesses instead of cursing her.
>>42230730Pekora's UFO schizo shit in an hour
big bonasu..
uuuum chloe?
PolkaOverall: stubborn, does not listen to others.Health: too much worry about the past problems. Concentrate on present.Collabs: good. "Daring". Can get results even in most difficult situations.Advice: Do not get careless and make plans beforehand.
kazamatai... im sorry...
>>42230714>"massive", leader-like feelingTHE GOLD IS COMING HOMEPEKOSHARTS AND MIKOKEKS IN SHAMBLES
>>42230730Kanata 2nd album
>Big Bo茄子Sakamata you retard...
Chloes throat is sore from all the big nasu
>>42230730massive economic downturn I guess
gozaru
iroha is fucking dead
>>42230730Who will graduate in 2023
>Do more collabs
>>42230752anon
>>42230752hopefully my oshi so i can quit this garbage
>>42230756I still have 2 semester...
>whether you believe it or not doesn't matter, it's still retarded and a waste of time and energy.
THE SHAME OF JAPAN
Towa should stop smoking
N5 anon could draw kusa better than her
>>42230754hoping for more mixing collabs with kanata
Towa should smoke DMT
Holos that pussied out of the tarot reading:SoraAZKiMikoSuiseiHaatoMelChocoOkayuLaplus
what we're witnessing is one big satanic ritual
I feel like Mio deep down just tries to sabotage popular holos with these card readings because she's jealous fo their success and charisma. She complained many times about not being as popular as some of the girls.
>>42230759we like umineko here?
IrohaOverall: Very easy to hurt people due to being self-centered.Collabs: good. Not many troubles. Be calm, relax and results will be good.Luck: "the end". Was good before, but "current" luck is over, and something new will follow. A reset, but might be worse than before.Advice: Believe in yourself, but prefer improving your strengths.
>>42230768Zerokisei sacrificed RBC
>>42230744DUCK ON TOP
That's it, I draw the line here, Sakamata. I'm finding an overweight Japanese hag to rape.
>>42230768Gen 0...
oh chloe got good rolls
>>42230772WTCschizos run the whole board
>>42230768>MelI mean who would like to know when and how they're getting raped?
>>42230728the irony
Sakamatard…
>noone is watching Roboco
>>42230774>Overall: Very easy to hurt people due to being self-centered.lol antis will have a field day with that one
is this good?
>>42230759
>>42230786>v*l*r*nt
>>42230770She's told by management which holos need to be told to "pull their head in"
>>42230789it says she's a lazy whore and to try harder this year
>>42230768>laplusRumao we already know what will happen to her
>>42230774Nin nin, my poor nin nin
Kuroe?????
>>42230774so she's not hatching the shiny eevee...
Fuck Mio and this bullshit.THAT'S WHAT THIS IS YA KNOW.Satanic black magic, sick shit.FUCKING QUEERS.
>>42230768wise to avoid the hand of fate
SakamataOverall: can't bring out her full strength.Collabs: Responsibility and perseverance are keys. Understand your role.Luck: Worse than collabs. Concentrates too much on winning, so gets nervous. Relax.Advice: Believe in yourself, your talent and abilities, and you will become the star.
>Iroha's graduation soonYESSSSSS
>>42230789Based off my limited tarot card exposure from the binding of isaac, the Stars is a decent item. Shakamata will be teleported to a treasure room shortly
>>42230804god damnit sirico died also last year....
>>42230786The robotomo who said she was streaming a while ago probably fell asleep.
botan run
>>42230809>Overall: can't bring out her full strength.she said this isn't supposed to be a bad thing though right?
>>42230809>Understand your role.Lamy's servant
>>42230810kill yourself, laptard. no one likes you and your failure of a holo oshi
>>42230809
>>42230809>your role.>Luck: Worse than collabs. Concentrates too much on winning, so gets nervous. Relax.lets hope she does relax. no more brat orca.
I want a Botanwife
>>42230808it's going to happen anyway. Might as well get the forewarning so you can prepare
>>422308132022 was wild with celebrity deaths
>>42230724This.The whole point of her yearly card readings is to vent her frustrations on other holos.I'm suprised they are so naive and keep participating in this gaslighting spectacle.
>a new shishironGOODBYE LAMEY>health: not so goodFUCK
>>42230809This one was written by lamy
>>42230809>relaxmio is telling sakamata to stop being a schizo
>>42230823focus on the stream Lamy
>>42230759kanata's vod...
>>42230809What's her talent??
>>42230826i finally started to watch sopranos also, and it always sucks remembering that gandolfini is dead. anyways tarot cards
>>42230768Actually based for once. These holomens understand that it's bulshit that can only impact you negatively.
>>42230730Aqua Rising
>>42230780me on the bottom
>>42230828Imminent organ failure
>>42230827based mio
>>42230768Gens 3,4,5 love
mio was never the same after she puked on stream
>>42230768Suisei's mother is a Christian, She ain't got time for this.
>>42230836being a good sub to someone else
These tarot readings are rigged as fuck.Notice how she doesnt even shuffle the cards. It's just pictures of ready cards. Fucking bullshit and scam.
>>422308092023 will be Sakamata's year. I can feel it from this reading
>>42230830lamys tarot readingstop being a bratyou cannot lust after shishironface your fears
>>42230847yeah to Lamy
BotanOverall: "Enlightment". Moving to a new stage.Health: unexpected development, which she should just (and can) just accept. Be strong.Collabs: "traditional" collabs will be good. Just do your usual and result will be good.Luck: Better than last year. Not THAT good, but the bad parts will see some improvement.Advice: Repetition is important, especially when learning something. Rely on others.
This year is Flare's year
>>42230848>doubting the heart of the cards
>>42230809The fix is in. Sakamata will win the marika tourney.
>flare streaming over the witchSTOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSHE'LL CURSE FLARE TO HAVE THE DARKEST CHOCOLATE SKIN FOREVER
>>42230768>Holos that are extremely basedFTFY
>>42230854>Overall: "Enlightment". Moving to a new stage.this sounds fucking ominous
>>42230854OKBR IS BACK ON THE MENU IKZ!!!
>>42230854>Health: unexpected development, which she should just (and can) just accept. Be strong.IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>42230854>Health: unexpected development, which she should just (and can) just accept. Be strong.FUCK
>>42230808You can't avoid fate.
>>42230854>Health: unexpected development, which she should just (and can) just accept. Be strong.fuck
>>42230854no...
TAIGA IS KILLING THE WITCH!>>42230854>Health: unexpected development, which she should just (and can) just accept. Be strong.eggs...
>>42230854sorry guys, its my fault, botan will be facing motherhood soon
>>42230868go away, pucci
>>42230862She'll finally understand people really like her singing and will have a 3D sololivenothing ominous about that
>>42230854BARRENWOMB
https://twitter.com/shishirobotan/status/1609471023925301248
>>42230854Her womb is about to expire.......
>>42230851
FBKOverall: "Anything goes" won't work this year. Choose the things you truly will enjoy, whether collabs or work.Collabs: Doing something for others or helping in some way. There might be a lot of collabs opportunities.Luck: Not bad. But might might assume her luck is worse than it truly is.Advice: Collecting your thoughts is important, when facing a problem.
>>42230883Botan taking the news well
huera!
>Anon give me your energy
>>42230885That dumb beret is very funny to me for some reason
WTF I already missed 10 members
>>42230889easy bro lost
>>42230883she better have her own Hacha-Mecha miracle but about ramen then
>>42230883botan will follow daisuke path and get a noodle cart
>>42230896miko said your oshi is cursed to die a violent death on stream
Laplus knew she'd get fucked if she got tarot read by Mio. But let it be know that her fate is already sealed. 2020 had Aloe, 2021 had Coco, 2022 had Rushia. This year will be no different.
>>42230893You can have my semen. More useful.
>>42230889Cover continue to use her as a tard wrangler for collabs. The cards never lie
flare should be more bratty
>>42230893gladly
>>42230893*cums*
>>42230902go away joshkun
フレぽるてぇてぇ
Flare should let me sniff her pits and she'll have a great year ahead
EroKuro kooking...
>chockingoh shit the fix is in
FureaOverall: very happy/calm year, no troubles.Health: not quite good. Do not delay your decisions.Collabs: Good. "bold". Won't be overwhelmed even if has a lot of opportunities.Luck: bad.Advice: Keeping calm (this year's keyword for Flare) is important. Balance.
I need Chamabako on my face
>towa card signifies disaster can't make this shit up
>>42230916>Keeping calmno more being menhera about being coffee elf!!
>no Miko fortuneits over....
anyone still have a copy about rushia result last year?
>>42230916Flare's fortune.This seems like a year that should allow Flare to live very peacefully. It's a year without too much strife or misfortune. It should be a stable year for her!However, she may want to be a little careful with her health. She should be wary of thinking that she can "get through anything with sheer passion." If things look bad, she should try to take care of it ahead of time. Like if she starts feeling a bit sad about something, she should take measures to care for herself sooner than later.Collab luck looks to be good! Polka has this card too. Taking her general luck into consideration, collabs should be good overall, and leave Flare with room to "stretch," so to speak. She can take on new challenges this year and succeed.Mio quickly skips over her luck card, but briefly says it's not a very "lucky" year for her.Her advice card says that she shouldn't panic and fret over things too much, calmly thinking things over and keeping things balanced will help things go better for her this year.
Hey wait a second, is it me, or do all of these girls have worrying health in their fortunes?
>>42230916what does she mean health not goodis she retarded?is she trying to make flare into a schizo who thinks they are sick?
>>42230921holy shit she's gonna crash a plane into a tower
>>42230924>>42230351
>>42230924Uruha RushiaGeneral/Basic Fortune:"Status quo". Being a bit too defensive, so there are no good or bad changes.Health:Taking in the opinions of others. No need to worry. Even if she gets sick, she will get better soon enough.Work:Being swayed by others too much. Unclear.Luck:Great. Calm down and luck will come. Don't give up, and your luck will steadily increase.Advice:Control your emotions and find a way to release stress. Through that Rushia herself will mature.
>>42230926hags...
>>42230926saviorfag YAGOO saving broken women..
>>42230923Miko will have her 2nd baby
Now switch the cam to EroKuro sex
>>42230916I can't Smile & Go anymore...
what was towa's reading
>>42230877>people really like her singingI don't.
>>42230916Gotta take it easy
NoelOverall: Tries hard, but doesn't quite get the recognition for that.Luck: very good.Collabs: Rely heavily on her condition/feelings on that day, and the results will be swayed by that. Calm down.Advice: Give up on things if you have to. Don't just try to win at everything.
>>42230933>Calm down and luck will come. Don't give up, and your luck will steadily increase.imagine if she actually calmed down before making a huge mess of the whole thing...
she's killing all holox
>>42230927She doesn't control it. Mio is just a voice for the greater wills.
>>42230944https://files.catbox.moe/govz6e.mp3You're so negative. Have a singing Botan that I got from anon yesterday.
>>42230946miosha didn't curse noel? good. > Rely heavily on her condition/feelings on that day, and the results will be swayed by that. Calm down.oh fuck...
Sakamata...
>>42230944I don't like you
>>42230944not my problemI will continue to enjoy it
>>42230946The mania...
The hags are dying...
It's over for Rui nee..
>>42230946Is she finally giving up the gravure battle
>>42230063It was actually sidebranch impact, homos didn't drop viewership during countdown.
>>42230933>Control your emotionDamn
>>42230944browns aren't people
>>42230955why is she the way she is
It's over for Lui...
>>42230946she's gonna snap and murder polka
>>42230933Oh she found a way to release stress alright.
>>42230946>Tries hard, but doesn't quite get the recognition for that.HOMETE HOMETE HOMETE
>>42230952i can do that too and reverse her bullshit
>>42230933Rushia did the complete opposite of this reading and got fucked in the end. Miosha is too poweful...
>>42230933rushia did not heed the warning...
>steals superchat money from your oshi to holostars
Rui's health is also at risk...
>>42230936Miko is a virgin lesbian.
RuiOverall: Keyword is "to stop". Take a break and think things over calmly. Health: Unexpected development. Swung around by changes to her health.Collab: "Order". Advance one step at a time. Overall a good result.Luck: Not very good.Advice: Be wasteful. Don't be afraid of things breaking. Challenge new things.
>>42230966i dont know, but hope she stay that way
imagine worshiping satan and bringing eternal damnation upon yourself and still being the least popular holo in this earthly realm
>>42230985why does towa do this?
>>42230983Lap graduation imminent.
>>42230983my poor Rui...
>>42230855https://streamable.com/a5odsf
*reverses mioshas witchcraft so she can read 45000 more superchats*
But Watame was so modest with her goals this morning...
>>42230973she challenged/upset being above her rank and got punished for it
Watame's BIG PLANS won't be realized this year...
>>42230984it is quite endearing so I'll have to agree
>>42230991it may have long ears but thats no elf, thats a goblin
>>42230983wtf
>>42230991I really like this clip
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1609475649391190016Twap...
>>42230999I believe in Budoukan 2024!
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1609475649391190016yab yab yab
>is a witch>no longer streams as a witchmiosha is hololive's new witch. shion just ended up as another victim of the nekomimi agenda
WatameOverall: wants to give it her all but can't quite do it, searches for a new way to shine.Luck: good. Good, but she wants more and might end up not being satisfied.Collabs: don't take on everything. Fulfill your role properly and collabs with succeed.Advice: Have a generous heart. Help others, and luck will follow.
Twa...
>>42230977Thanks FAGOOVery cool.
>5 tower cardshow is that possible
Tokyo Tower...!
Mio doesnt predict non JP. They will get dissolved in April
>Luck is very goodTHIS IS TOWA'S YEAR
>>42231007>>42231009YAB INCOMING
I'm going to steal Flare
taaaaaaaaaaaagonyabbi :DDD
>Towa Ch. 常闇トワ うおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおKonyappi...
Tower...
open Kuroe stream>chat filled with ?'shave no idea what she is trying to writeclose stream
>YEAR OF THE TOWA Marikart champion CONFIRMED
>>42230991https://streamable.com/vg8us8
it's over for tower
Ta.....hecking....ta...
>>42231023>Taking one for the teamThanks.
>>42231023do you really want to try cucking a knight that can break you in 2?
Watame's fortune.This may be a year where Watame struggles to do what she wants to do, unable to reach her potential. Because of that, this may be a year where Watame needs to find herself, and she may find a kind of "new Watame" in doing so.This is likely to be a year full of desires for Watame. Even if she's able to achieve results, she may feel dissatisfied with the results, wanting things to have gone even better.For collabs, Mio suggests being careful about being too aggressive with collabs. She should seek collabs where it feels like she fits in just right, and not try to push herself to do things she's not really used to doing in collabs, though this year may be one where she feels like she wants to try doing so anyway.Her advice card focuses on being broad minded and giving to others. She should keep that in mind and her year will turn out great. Mio says that Watame is naturally a very kind hearted person, so she'll probably be able to do this without much thought.
>>42231011>no longer streamscould have just leave it at that
>>42231004Japanese goblins have many forms. Be every vigilant of their trickery.
*ends towa's 2023*
>>42231029dwarf behavior
BASED MIOSHA NO MORE FPS COLLABS FOR TOWA
YEAR OF TOWA
>>42231034Lamy will sabotage Watame confirmed
Towawa...
Its fucking over for tawa
>>42231042LET GO OF SHISHIRON LAMYYOU NEED TO LET IT GO
AISHITE
TowaOverall: peace of mind. Health: not bad, might improve.Collabs: should change her way of doing thing. Maybe a new collab partner.Luck: quite good. Literally, "You're the sun".Advice: improve your strenghts and do not take shortcuts.
Taiyowa...
>>42231037hand her over!
FLARE IS CUTE
Hololive already has a goblin.
Cute Furea!
Taiyou "no longer eternal darkness" Towa...
cute.....
>>42231049>Maybe a new collab partnerperhaps...
>>42231049I see that Towa has rigged shit again in her favor.
>>42231047It is Lamy's right to monopolize all the Holos she likes to herself
>>42231049>Everlasting Darkness>You're the sunwat?
>>42231011Look how fat that thing is. Why are Shiokkos like this? i wonder if sakamata looks loke this too...
>>42231058I want to nibble on those coffee flavored ear tips
the lizard face is gone.....
>>42231058Wow, that's so much better.
>collabs BADanother year of ayame not streaming...
>>42231064devilish
[TERRIBLE NEWS]sakamata is taking a bath before meeting up with Iroha
Taiyou.....
Did you notice all the holos close to Mio has really good fortune?
>>42231058Nice to see that the hair intakes from her old design are still there.
This brings me back
>>42231049>Healthlike i said before, put Kotaro in the trash and Towa's cough will definitely go away
>>42231049>Maybe a new collab partner.
>>42231049>>42231050>taiyo>Ta1yo...
>>42231075The most vile of Mio curses
AyameOverall: rather good. Good decision making. Should trust her instincts.Health: will improve.Collabs: not very good. Don't plan too much and just goof around.Luck: Think things over, then make decisions.Advice: Balanced thinking is the best. Take note of your surroundings.
>>42231075>taking a bathcurious how this happens the day after Lamy says she should take more baths
>New Flare
Another year of Mio telling Ayame to do whatever decision she wanted
is flare whiter?
>>42231087lamy looking after chloe's hygiene...? she must really love her
>>42231069>>42231071>still brown
>>42231077elder gods rewards the true believers and their friends
Noel gets to smash this
>>42231092Dr... her nipples?
>>42231090She's known as the Michael Jackson of Hololive for a reason
>witch telling Matuli to stop collabingBASADO
matsuri...
>>42231091can't blame her
wtf is the human rabbitality project
>>42231086Based Ojou wins yet again
>Christmas treeFlare, you'll never be a western girl.
>>42231095Too brown
>>42231091Why Lamy is such a bitch?
This outfit is Flare to me. The new design always looked off.
matuli... my poor festival..
corn beefu
>>42231092brown elfs are cute and I'm not gonna allow another year of pretending they aren't
MatsuriOverall: good year. Unlike previous years, this year will have luck in relationships with other people, but that might end if she stumbles.Collabs: better to concentrate on solo streams. Might want to collab a lot, but better to show others how you work hard.Luck: bad.Advice: need to improve her way of life. Raise the tempo.
>>42231111She used this outfit for so long and honestly it's extremely nostalgic to see it finally back
>>42231104Everyone will turn into carrot juice.
New Years yukata Lamy looks weird without the nekomimi
KOYORI WILL SAVE HOLOLIVE
>>42231104You know what they say about rabbit and sex
Koyori should stop leeching
>>42231116she wore it so much in the autumn and winter of 2020. she basically kept wearing that until she got her cute outfit with the hat.
>>42231120Who's they?
>>42231086Miosha should stop spoiling her daughter.
>>42231096Flare has pink nipples to contrast with her skin.
>mayo dog>collab luck is Seven of PentaclesKek
>>42231115> this year will have luck in relationships with other people, but that might end if she stumbles.JESAS
>>42231115>Luck: bad.
You guys are hurting her feelings. Tell Flare she is cute right now
someone should stop the elves
>>42231115>stop leeching you fucking whoremio you can't just go and say it like that
KoyoriOverall: takes care of others a lot, like a mother. Which in turn with bring her luck.Collabs: a lot of opportunities, but taking on everything isn't good. Concentrate on things you enjoy.Luck: "release" from bad luck.Advice: Keywords are "giving" and "desire". Think about others more than yourself.
>>42231139>Aqua thinks this is cuteI have a chance.
>>42231115>Advice: stop being fat
>>42231134SING MORE COOL SONGS ALREADY
>>42231115yab
>>42231132This has to be rigged. My poor matsuri not understanding limits.
>>42231134A half-knife ear will never fit in with humanity, nor elves. She belongs on the Island of Misfit Toys
>>42231134flare is super cute with other elves!
>>42231139
>>42231139>deformed>brown>fat>short>retarded vacant expressionAqua thinks the average poster in this thread is cute
Lack is a good artist when Cover holds him at gunpoint.
>>42231142>takes care of others a lot, like a mother. Which in turn with bring her luck.BASED Mayo Dog
marine...
holy shit marine those cards...
Do the swords and wands represent Marine's hitachi vibrator collection?
that is a lot of swords for Marine
>>42231146>riggedMio has been doing this for years and fucking predicted Rushia's bullshit. It's about time we stop calling it luck and decide if we should burn her for being a real witch.
>>42231153everyone likes clodsire. urpurps are really good.
>>42231154>CoverMore like Flare. Most of her 2.0's was her demand
maririn...
LunaOverall: same as Koyori, "giving" side in relationships.Luck: don't think too much, act on feelingCollabs: have some more high-energy collabsAdvice: do not "struggle" too much.
hag on hag violence
Well, Marine is graduating.
>>42231143>Raise the tempo.You are right KEK
>>42231166>pokemon fans like a literal giant turdmakes sense
KanaMari love!
>>42231170>Collabs: have some more high-energy collabsLuna_and_Botan_wheezing.webm
*turns senchou into a pikachu*
>>42231170solid luna roll, nothing can stop her
sentyou...
>>42231169Lack was the one that came up with her design, dumbass. Flare was surprised at how good the original draft he sent was.
>>42231170>Collabs: have some more high-energy collabspolka doko?
It's like Mio based this all on what Marine did over the past few days over Miko saying some random shit about the Metronome tournament participation
>>42231179still would
>Believe in yourselfAkwa... poor Akwa...
Literally no reason for anyone to graduate willingly. Cover has shown they offer a free pass on streaming and they just have to show up occasionally to events. It's such an easy job.
Marine:Overall: "next stage".Health: good. Overcome things with her spirit alone.Collabs: Preparation is key. Might fail and have regrets otherwise.Luck: Bad. Be prepared.Advice: Very easy for things to pile up, which will eventually explode. Release stress as necessary.
>judgementatishi...
These tarot readings are so retardedHolos who believe in this shit need to check themselves at the nearest health center
https://twitter.com/7216_2nd/status/1609480231106273280>黙れよ>じゃあどうしたら出来るのか教えろやカス
>>42231195its fucking over for maririn..
>>42231195can she not reference marine being 30????????
holos for this feel?
>>42231198The last holo who didn't listen to Mio's predictions got fired.
>>42231195>Luck: Bad. Be prepared.>Advice: Very easy for things to pile up, which will eventually explode. Release stress as necessarywhat the FUCK does the witch have planned???
>>42231193sanana..
>>42231201
>>42231194>No bitches?
>>42231170>do not "struggle"MATSURI WILL RAPE HER
>>42231210Sana graduated because her back was literally falling apart and she couldn't perform idol duties because Council is probably getting 3D soon.
>>42231201Hmm...this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.
*curses wamy for being too bratty*
>>42231195>Advice: Have sexwtf Mio??
Now do this one Flare!
>toire break IT'S OVER NEKKOS
>>42231141>>42231176Clodsire is the second most popular pokemon in nipland
>>42231195>Release stress as necessary. SEX SEX SEX
Quick Taiga! Fuck with Nene's cards while the witch is away
AquaOverall: "defence". Probably shouldn't take too many challenges.Health: not good.Collabs: take care to not overwork yourself. Take on too much and the tiredness will surely come.Luck: depends on Aqua. A chance. If she manages to grasp it, luck will come.Advice: Improve your strengths. Follow the necessary steps. Learning by yourself might not be a good idea.
Miosha is releasing the curse right now!
>>42231195ichimies are in danger, they will be drained as stress relief
>>42231216she literally refuted that right after graduation
>>42231223sakamata made third!
>>42231221that 3.0 ?
>>42231217She deleted it immediately.
>>42231195>Release stress as necessaryThankfully she has Lamy.
>>42231195>"next stage. ">"Luck: Bad. Be prepared."YES YES YES. THIS IS IT. THE FAKE OATKU BITCH IS FINALLY GOING TO GRADUATE. REST IN PISS REDDIT PIRATE AND TRANNYMI.THANK YOU MIO!!!!!
>>42231226No, my hecking solo challenge...
>>42231226>Health: not good.my aqua...
>>42231208Retard.
>>42231226>take care to not overwork yourself.how do you overwork yourself doing absolutely nothing
*sleeps and protects okayu from witchcraft*
how the fuck did Mio pee'd so quickly?? that was barely a minute
>>42231201>>42231211that's just a weird criticism, a bad one at the very least. you can't stay the same for over 3 years and matsuri has her own ambitioms. the fuck is this guy smoking wanting others to do what he wants
>>42231226>overworkless streams...
>>42231206Flare is really cute, I bet her hair is really soft and smells nice.
>>42231223>hammer girl is the most populatI'm still pissed off at how shitty its stats are. How can something that holds a giant hammer like that and knocks out steel birds off the air only have 75 attack?
Are you testing your new year luck with Koyori and Fubuki, /hlg/?
>>42231195I really dont get why Mio does these things...Is she an anti?
>>42230877>people really like her singingWhat a fucking waste, I despise blind yesman like you wouldn't believe it, and all I can do is watch.Enjoy more vocaloid autotune diarrhea as apparently nobody can tell her which part of her singing is actually genuinely good.
>>42231248Everyone that visits her house will always say how nice it smells
>>42231226My poor busy bee Aqua...
>>42231226FUCK OFF MIO
>>42231226my akwa my poor poor akwa...
Miosha's dying...
>4 reverse cardsneneti...
>>42231226aqua will die...
Aqua is working hard off-stream retardsdo I have to pull up the sponsorship numbers
>>42231243Streaming once is a day is overworking.
>>42231259they are all reverse
It's genuinely over for Nene
>>42231252She wants to be in Marine's position.
>>42231263We want her working hard on stream because you can actually see her.
*throws shell at nene*now it truly is over
>this is hard to read...nene is protected against the evil spirits by the bugs
PEBOK
>Nene's view of the world is different from everyone else'sthe meds changed her...
Aqua's fortune.This is a year where Aqua should be more on defense than offense. She should focus on stability instead of necessarily seeking a lot of challenges. That said, it's hard to tell someone not to try new things when they want to, so Mio takes a look at the rest of her spread to find some other advice.In terms of collabs, it seems like Aqua will often be invited to collabs where Aqua is the only person who can do what she does, but she'll get exhausted from this when it stacks up too much. In order to avoid it, this is one area where she can try to challenge herself. If it seems too difficult to handle too many requests, Aqua should turn things down.Aqua's luck this year seems to be a year where Aqua makes her own luck. She needs to be aware of opportunities as they come, and with good timing, she can have good fortune this year. Mio says that Aqua should work to take hold of her own fate this year.Her advice card focuses on refining her strengths, studying whatever it is she needs to do to improve herself.
>>42231259reverse doesn't mean bad, just different (sometimes bad)
time for your veggies nene
>>42231249Gigaton hammer and the typing compensates for the low base atk stat
Why is Cover pushing Laplus so hard? Are they trying to normalize whorish behavior? Will Gen 7 just be VShojo lite?
>>42231279Specifically it typically means opposite of the standard meaning.
Remember when GenX killed Hololive?
>>42231263Sponsorships are shit for fans if she has to sacrifice stream time to do those
NeneOverall: tries new relationships and environments, won't be bored. Looks for stimulation.Health: very easy to lose the balance. Like doing somthing too much or eating the same food.Collab: moving at Nene's pace won't lead to good results. Pay more attention to others. Might need to act like an adult.Luck: Not good.Advice: Reset in a good way. Being as-is won't be good, so the "reset" is necessary to take things in a good direction. Listen to objective opinions of others.
>>42231283>Will Gen 7 just be VShojo lite?we have a long long way until we get to that point. >>42231285>the time has come>execute order 66
shion yo...
>>42231226yup nijisanji is winnig this yearthanks Mio, you fucking retard
Collabs? Is that a traditional tarot category?
>>42231273T...
>>42231285holox just captured them, they were able to get out with the power of costume swap and stella stella(true)
>>42231273Why is Peko making that face...
>>42231286Disagree, I'd gladly take less streams if it means getting more concerts.
>Laplus is just a bratty zoomer who wanted to have her cake and eat it too >Suddenly she's destroying Hololive and everything in Japan like she's the literal devil Give it up already.
gaki yo...
another year of depresshion...
>>42231288>moving at Nene's pace won't lead to good resultsIs this a subtle hint to tell her she needs to start initiating collabs?
>>42231288>Health: very easy to lose the balance. Like doing somthing too much or eating the same food.Maybe Nene will attempt another Mario game and get her yearly dose of vitamins in one sitting
>>42231283ENfication of hololive to fit into western social ideals, starting by mandated holostars collabs.
>>42231298>sponsorships>concertsAnon?
>>42231283They needed a new face and Laplus was chosen to be that new face. What they didn't expect her to drop everything to promote her roommate and use the hololive clout to hook up with e-celebs
>>42231288>Might need to act like an adult.magamaga...
>>42231288>Might need to act like an adult.ne...
>shion will hurt someone's feelings during collabs
>>42231302She can still be saved. I believe in the heart of the cards
>>42231309>They needed a new faceat this point use subaru or suisei or even fucking twap. anyone is better at representing hololive than laplus. take your job seriously.
>>42231292i think it's leaning towards relationships
>>42231308Yes, concerts, what do you think Seaside Aquafes and Anisama were?
>>42231049ToKoro will be the next MiComet.
New gen when?
>>42231310>>42231312BLASPHEMY!
>>42231315>NEW
>>42231319What percent of all sponsorships does that make?
>>42231319So 2 concerts and zero streams for the entire year?
>>42231283Those videos were recorded some time ago, after her recent show a the 4th gen anniversary I doubt they will be as forgiving with her.
Thinks look pretty bad this year for hololive if Mio is to be believed.
Lamy's should just be "stop drinking so much, you fat cow"
ShionOverall: "prickly". Acting too aggressive might hurt others.Health: do not worry over things alone and rely on others for mental support.Collabs: Again, might hurt others. Be "softer" and more flexible, and show your love to others.Advice: search for a way to satisfy your heart. For you personally, concentrating on what you want is better, but earning the trust of others and following the rules is important too.
>>42231328it can't be as bad as last year
>muzukashii nashion set up a counter spell, mio can't make out what the cards mean
z-zehi
>>42231329Why are yukimin like this?
>>42231329LAMY IS NOT A COW
>>42231330Fucking brat..
the witch is weak, strike now
>>42231330>search for a way to satisfy your heartMarine, you can do it.
I want to have sex with Kiara ;_;
i will save Mio
https://twitter.com/Itumade3/status/1609484594482663424shion has been obsoleted anyway
https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1609484750456262657ojiisans the feast continues
https://youtu.be/-_VzPpAl_94So why were Flare's eyes glowing?
>>42231330>Miosha telling Shion to stop being a bratTaiga was right, I will now anti Mio.
another cat is gonna die...
>>42231350Elves are nocturnal predators
>>42231346fat whale tits
>>42231348no! don't say it!
>>42231346Orca in Shion's outfit is SEX
>>42231350Anyone that isn't here is not hololive.
>>42231350she will reveal her true form
Thinking about Kanata wearing her children's panties
>>42231350goblin rape genes kicking in
>>42231362imagine the bulge
>very good luckROBOCOCK WILL WIN THE METRONOME TOURNEY
>>42231362Kanata's pink flamingo panty that is pulled up to her belly button...
2023 will be RBC's year!
>>42230768Sorabros... the homos cursed her
RBCOverall: "shadow". Hard to keep motivation. Should make concious effort to not take things in negative direction.Health: OK.Collabs: Might not feel satisfied with results even if others are. Just accept the praise without doubting.Luck: Extremely good.Advice: Believe in yourself. If you feel someone is not a good influence on you, take your distance.
It's honestly pretty funny that they used Noel for the holo song swap thing and somehow Subaru's version was worse than Noel's.
ROBOCO INCLINING
>>42230770Fuck are you smoking, everyone knows Miosha
>>42231379She's the only holo with Donkey ear accessories. It fills a vital niche
Hololive would literally be better in every way if women had no civil rights
>>42231330>but earning the trust of others and following the rules is important too.
Lamy is so cute....
>>42231315There hasn't been a new face of hololive since sankisei. For the brand to continue being successful and sustainable in the long term, they need to groom new leaders that can replace old ones when they get sick, they are busy or they graduate
>>42230660>rasputin>gil gacha next>lucky bagpekora will either get them on first roll or have to whale to extent because she'll prob wants a np5 gil, and she might get arc in lucky bag or get the most useless servent there (not that arc is good but peko likes her)
>>42231376>"shadow". Hard to keep motivation. Should make concious effort to not take things in negative direction.chacha is going to fucking die
Lamy has streamed 1/4th of today...
>lamey the mendokusai onna>yutaka kokoro
>>42231385the niche of holos i want to facerape
chlamy fans we won
>>42231376>"shadow"
>>42231389
>shit lucknene is getting her revenge, lamy is gonna get shelled
Mio says Lamy is going to graduate...
Cope
>>42231295hand holding
>>42231400
Shishilamy is over...
>>42231407Sana...
LamyOverall: going forward, bit by bit. She was a bit too defensive before. Make sure to show your appreciation to others.Health: OK. Collabs: Good. Will have good judgement.Luck: Bad. But try not to get too negative about it. It's just luck, not your fault.Advice: There is a better "place" for you, so you should try to look at things in a new way, or "reset" things. But if it becomes too difficult, run away.
and with that 2023 fate is sealed, thanks for watching
>>42231414lamy is graduating...
>>42231414Mio forcing lamy to move on from botan
>>42231414Shishilamy...
>>42231414this shoults for sex with Chloe
>>42231414shishilamy lost to lamykuro...
so, based on mio's reading who're gonna graduate this year?
>>42231413No one cares shart
>>42231414place?
>>42231414shishilamy is unironically over, chloe bend over now
>>42231414Thanks for the translations
Take it easy, don't take the readings too seriously~
>>42230854>>42231414shishirami is OVER
>>42231414lamy cucked...
>>42231414>Luck: Bad. But try not to get too negative about it. It's just luck, not your faultThis is fucking awful.>it's just luck lmao
>>42231428>bend over nowhow big is Lamy?
>>42231427A troublesome woman, a scorned love interest, an Onna Kishi
So which holos should we watch out for?
>>42231414>Advice: There is a better "place" for you, so you should try to look at things in a new way, or "reset" things. But if it becomes too difficult, run away.What the fuck.
おつみぉーん!
>>422314302023 will be the year of graduations.
>>42231426anyone from this list who tried to defy their fate >>42230768
i'm thinking it's the year of queen Subaru
>>42231430>Mangement:"Say that at the end so you can't be blamed for anything bad happening."
>>42231414>There is a better "place" for you, so you should try to look at things in a new way, or "reset" thingsgraduation.....
>>42230768Suisei controls her own fate.
So Mio is confirming Botan and Marine are graduating? That Iroha will have a terrible year. RBC has 1 foot out the door too.
>>42231414>bad luck>better placeGraduation...
>>42231430Thank you, Miosha
>>42231448>>42231418Mio would never advise anyone to graduate.
why is Chloe getting literally only red SCs? is her channel bugged?
miko will have another maternity break...
You know the Tarot reader is a hack when she starts talking about luck.
>>42231430Of course, magic does not exist.
THERE'S NO PLACE BETTER FOR LAMY OTHER THAN HOLOLIVESHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU
>>42231457yeah when I tried to put 5 dollars in it came out as 100 for some reason it's like my hands are moving on their own
>>42231457Minimum donation is set to $100, she only wants whales.
Is this shit even accurate? Which of the ones from last year came true?
If Aleister Crowley saw Mio, he would cry in disappointment
Mio is done, and so am I.Sorry that my translations were messier than last year, it's been a while and I feel like Mio rushed, intentionally or not through some of them and I wasn't even sure I should do translations until the very last minute.See you next year friends.
IT'S STARTED
No idea how you're reading anything there as bad for ShishiLamy unless Botan is graduating...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfon1W9BCVs
>>42231272>>42231271Nene being a weirdo is the best thing about her.
where was towa last seen
>Towa Ch. 常闇トワ うおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおお>Towa Ch. 常闇トワ うおうおうおうおうおうおうおうおうおうおうお>Towa Ch. 常闇トワ ありがとう!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>Towa Ch. 常闇トワ ウエエエエエエエエイ!!!!!!!!!!!!!Why is Towa like this?
>>42231430>Saying that after cursing everyone
>>42231470>Is this shit even accurate?It would be the same as saying is magic real?
https://youtu.be/xfon1W9BCVsSEKAI SEIFUKU
>>42231471because he was a faggot who took it up the ass
Everyone will get bunny ears this year!
Interesting choice of music there.
>>42231475botan got a new gf, its not lamy place anymore
>>42231468but this is like 1/6 what I make per month....
>>42231479Towautism...
>>42231470yes it's accurate
>>42231466THE WITCH IS ALWAYS RIGHT
>>42231473Otsumion!
waiting patiently to see what the fuck did cover plan for pekora this year
Pekofication is not real peko
>>42231473thanks anon
>>42231450Botan and Marine will stay with Hololive as long as they can perform their duties as their health permits and Cover has shown they're not a black company and won't force them to do anything they can't. Nobody is graduating.
Love the music
everyone will get playboy bunny leotard outfits
>>42231473thanks for the translations, happy new year
I just woke up from a coma, has Suisei officially released Pieces yet?
>>42231479towa believes in the occult
banger already
>>42231430So you say, but...
>wubwubwubSOUL
>>42231500and Pekora...?
what with the stupid music...
>>42231470https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnum_effect
>>42231486Botan hasn't gotten any new gfs for years.
>>42231473Thanks as always. Have a great year.
This BGM hits hard
>>42231473You did well anon, thanks.
Otsunui!
>>42231487Born in the wrong body and pick the wrong job, son.
240p Pekora...
>>42231502no. go back to your slumber
>nit nakedthus doesn't count
mio is implying that lamy should move out because she's being mendokusai to marine by barging into her house every day
what was that battle tendency music
is Polka still fat?
>>42231473Thanks for doing it again this year, anonchama
320p peko...
PLEASE NO MORE OJISAN PEKO
PERKY TITS PERKY TITS PERKY TITS
Evil Peko
holy kino
twa.............................................
>>42231523i hope so
Pekotwap...
BECOME PEKO
>>42231216Do you belib that?
Towa got replaced...
NO DON'T TURN MY OSHI INTO PEKO
YAB
TwaPeko...
hololive instantly improved
Is this danganronpa?
TOWA TURNED INTO PEKORA
what is this meme shit
pektwap
I want a peko statue...
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Become Peko...
>>42231473>I feel like Mio rushed, intentionally or not through some of themYeah, lack of sleep, still in a party mood and lots of bad luck cards is probably why. Good work anon!
peko's shiny tits
>>42231547Good Smile sells one.
>>42231498>Nobody is graduating.RBC looks like she is in a bad place. I don't want to pay her patreon to confirm though.
>>42231517Sorry for being a croatian... and I'm going to be even more poor this year.
SEX PEKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>42231458Suisei is so lucky...
umm bros my hair is turning white and blue...
I love Pekora VTR
>>42231553I have that, but I want the life sized stone ones
>>42231195>>42231414It's time for Marine and Lamy to start a relationship and move in the same appartment.
>>42231554she needs to grind after buying a fucking house tho
>>42231519damn those fucking chinks
pekochan....im about to CUM!!!
fuck why couldn't I turn into a hotter holo
waiting patiently for kanata to appear
>>42231566Probably swimming in money due to her 4+ years of service.
2024 is Year of the Dragon, shame there's no dragon Holo.
>Solo live?
>actually live liveehhhhhhhhhhh
PEKO
>rabbitization plan for major corpsyab every vtuber company is going to become pekora
smug pekora is the best
SIEG HEIL
https://pastebin.com/epKZBhmJ
Pekora is the face of Hololive
wait this is just yuri's revenge plot but pekora's instead of crazy bald guy
>>42231573One of the gen 7s will be a dragon
watowa?!
Twappi...
tw
Twao...
>chinpo raibu
TOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
wow yonkisei looks weird
ogayu... this must've been recorded when she wasn't sick...
wait this isn't yonkisei...
Taa...
Twappi!!!!!!!!!
Reminder that Pekora overlapped Watame in a cold blood to play some virtual slot machine
Why wasn't Miko invited?
>>42231596I only see one chinpo holo there...
YONKISEI LOVE
ah. Twap... home
>it took a rabbit year to come by for Cover management to help Pekora
>>42231604
Watame should wear towa outfit permanently
Yonkisei looks weird
>>42231604Watame literally was shouting how she loves pekora right afterfuck off
>>42231605She just didn't see the announcement.
>>42231619kek
Okayu... get well soon
>>42231611they were playing the long game. waiting for this year to come so they could do big projects with her.
Twi's cute little butt...
>>42231611What do you mean, Cover helped Pekora making that hypnotism 3D thing
>human canon ball
>>42231618>loves someone who abuses herThis is why people need a father figure.
>>42231611>One of the most popular Holo members is a rabbit.>save everything for the year of the rabbit.well it's a smart move.
a tub of crystal clear peko pee...
I want to get drenched in usada liquid...
>>42231605Miko rejected her invitation
>>42231626that's my life and I wouldn't have it any other way
I've seen this jav
why is pekora such a loser...
>>42231625>Had to use her 2mil wish on itYeah no
pekora sounds so old...
>>42231611The rabbit should be thankful for anything.
Pekora getting bullied...
watame ruined this
shut up towa
>>42231605we will never see pekora and miko in the same stream ever again
No way pekora knows that
>>42231628I agree, Kanata needs a daddy.
>skirt clipping through the cannonCover...
I always forget how small Okayu's chest actually is
pecker...
This is so dumb. I love it
>>42231653Is Sayuri hot?
RIP peko
what the fuck is this?
kek
Pek...
Peko...
pekora's strong
Pekora is wet
i was expecting the same level as the bungee bullshit before. They actually animated it
WTF WATER IS NOT WET???
>>42231650>>42231635>>42231619>>42231605You know they have orisong together soon, right?
>>42231473
Blue-er? woman?
Entertainment for children..
whenever pekora is sideways to the camera I hope for a nip slip...
>>42231657she's another victim of breast expansion
What is this even supposed to be? Did Pekora just ask them to use the studio so she could fuck around with 3D Models?
Lussy
MARINE
>was clearly shot at the circle>landed at the cross because she got it wrongPlease.
when the fuck did she record all this.
>>42231662>very oldschool>lonely old Japanese woman in osaka>prone to crying>probably used to be a flight attendant according to kanataprobably
>>42231673deco*27 is a fucking idiot honestlyhe's going to produce a song that will be performed once and never againat least iosys produced pekomiko daisensou before the falling out
>>42231683She landed at the circle though.
Why is Pekora doing this to her genmate?
>>42231679how horrible, hope she is doing okay
>>42231683EOP-bocchan...
>>42231684it's live. it's real.
>>42231683How do you fail to understand what's happening?
>>42231686looks like a candidate for nanakisei
>>42231684all those rest day she took
Marine broke her back...
I wanted to see blue Marine..
pekomari DOMINATION
towa has no ass
Marine is dry. like her womb.
what kind of people actually send the hololive channel SC?
>>42231705I blame Botan.
>>42231705towawa...
damn that cape made her look a lot cooler
they'll hit twap with the hardest question
>>42231705tits is better than ass, i'm tired of this nigger meme.
>>42231709But Shishiro Botan keeps groping her so it should get bigger
Bnuuy.
obviously for a sinful woman
Sinful woman...
My tummy hurts
Sinful woman
>>42231718too bad towa has neither
>>42231720*destroys towa's ass*
>>42231705The model hides her full power
What kind of fucking question is this Pekora
Ogayu can fly that far??
very cute Okayu dance
>>42231733They doubled the powder charge.
I bet Towa is the only one that will get it wrong
twie....kimoi....hehehe
Okayu came to that blast
towa will 100% get this wrong
>>42231730she likes it
Thank god Okayu didn't cause an earthquake this time
>>42231673Because deco*27 is in the charge of this project, he's the who chose Pekora and Miko and others to sing each song. It's literally corporate mandated and they don't have any power over it and they can't refuse because it's a really big project, so they have to take this to improve their careers like like professionals. In other hand, Miko and Suisei have an orisong planned because both want it and has nothing to do with corporate mandated projects.
>>42231728towa is the throat goat of hololive
taa...
yabai twip.....
twannon...
Sounds real
this is kinda hard
>>42231705Towass...
why does this feel like birthday stream.
TOWASAMAWIN
Watame will get it wrong LOL
Towa isn't dumb...
Dumb cute Twi...
I want to pull on Towa's tail
Pekora...your Pekora's water....
Cute Twi
yeah this is boring as hellcan they get to the announcements already
>>42231687>>42231749>Deco will finally kill PekoMiko for goodHis sacrifice will not be forgotten.
>More webms for the webm anonGodspeed, friend.
hecking twap
Towa was picking her nose while being launched
They should fire the Towa cannon into my ass
super sheep time!
Good morning i hate towa
that clipping
watame's skirt is too fucking fat
Need Twap webms please...Stream is crashing...
At this rate Pekora's plan to turn holos into rabbit will fail....
Sheep is too fat for the bore.
this is unfair lol. what a hard question
now this is a question
Imagine watching Towa prime her cannon...
Actual hard question
Okay what the fuck, this question is hard
watame... lol
Tricked
Sheep...
Why does peko get a special event on new year
wet sheep
pekopee....
New blue woman unlocked
blue sheep
Mmmm... pekojuice...
Wet Sheep...
Watame blue herself...
Pekowater...
What a sheep.
>>42231805face of hololive
>drinking peko water
watame drinking pekopee...
pekpee...
kanata would have got that question right...
wtf?! TWO PEKORAS
lmao
ABAYO
BECOME PEKORA
If you drank Towa's piss it would corrode you from the inside
WTF
TWO PEKO?!?!?!?!?!?!?
my fucking sides
Witchcraft.
pekora...
WHTAT THE FUCK 2 PEKO
So if I drink her pee I become Pekora?
This Watame scares me...
WHAT THE FUCK
Dat peko laugh is a bannable offense
YABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm seeing double, 4 Pekoras!
muh meds
Cam on Twa... Turn into Peko and do some Twap moves...
>overlapped her anniversary stream>threw her into water>turned her into PekoraWatame, just run away from this bitch
If this event was run by Lamy the thread would lose its mind.
watame wtf are you doing
TWO FUCKING PEKORAS
Be fruitful and multiply!
>>42231850She has the power now, she can overlap herself.
there better be pornographic art based on this
My oshi liked my tweets on Christmas and New Year’s Day so it was a good year for me. I hope you all had a good year with your oshi.
Watame giving nousagis the fanservice they always wanted.
DON'T TURN TOWA INTO PEKORA
>>42231856There will be after what Marine just said.
>>42231857Your oshi liking your tweets is almost a form of indirectu hand holdingu...
Sasuga Sentyou
>>42231718No tits is way better than no ass.
There aren't two Pekora's on stream anonyou are just having schizophrenic episode as you forgot to take your pills
Marine...
marine... she will never become pekora...
Pekora's voice sounds like a granny
>Marine want to turn into Pekora>keep getting the question rightkek
>>42231805https://www.chinahighlights.com/travelguide/chinese-zodiac/rabbit.htm
>Watame acts cuter as Pekora than Pekora does.
>miko didn't participate because she didn't want to become pekoraKWAB
Watapeko >> real peko
This is so cringe to watch
>>42231876Yes but hololive is a japanese company...
>>42231878KEK
>>42231868MAYBE IN YOUR THIRD WORLD BROWN NIGGER COUNTRY WHERE BABIES ARE NOURISHED WITH TURDS LIKE A KOALA
>>42231881fr fr this shit mid af
This segment is taking forever, how are they gonna fit the rest of the massive cast? Or is this gonna be a 2 hr show?
>最近so this was recorded... what, one month ago?
pekocum
NOO OKAYU IS GOING TO TURN INTO PEKO
OKAYU NO
Wet Ogayu...
>>42231886They are probably part of some intermission video. There's no Pekora will play games like that with everyone. Unless this stream will take another 8 hours.
PEKO PEKO PEKO
This will be over 1 hour? Already 30 min mark and the guest list is big
holy based marine
USADA HAREM
usada harem...
lol
Marine's dream
>>42231718Bad either is bad.
Pekora's plan backfired...
what the fuck marine actually kissed watame???? kanamaribros????ALSO 3 PEKO????
>>42231894Hopefully the other events go by quicker.
Jesas...
kek Okayu
I WANT TO TURN INTO PEKORA
>everyone is the same modeljust like my vrchat worlds...
this is MArine's heaven
Marine is living the life
>>42231886Don't you remember January 1st streams from past years? They run all afternoon until late.
>>42231903As per usual
pekora realizing this was a bad idea...
Senchou is in heaven
I like the messing around with other models as of late.
they forgot about twa...
pekora is going to be replaced by a superior pekora
Towa forgotten...
Twap...
>>42231910Nobody has a massive flopping dong though.
Pecor's delicious thigh meat.
nandetwip
Can towa become pekora?
I think i can guess the correct pekora based on movement alone
i legit don't know where the real peko is
towasamapekora...
pekowa...
Petwap...
>>42231935Marine is in heaven.
>>42231928wait for towa
Twapeko...
Towa is so dumb...
its over... Pekotwap
eww this new peko will smell like tobacco....
What the fuck Twa...
Petowa...
threw up in the pool...
TOWA'S VOMITING
petwap...
Twapko...
pekora sounds dumb...
This Peko has a banana...
I remember her talking about liking the egg catching in her throat last year and chat thought she was nuts
>>42231935Pekora is finally being kind to senchou...
Smoker Pekora
petowa's dead eyes...
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That Peko looks so fucking dumb...
4 FUCKING PEKO
Pekotwap's eyes is dead
she's dead inside
mindbroken twap...
Suicidal peko...
watame doing the crab shit again
Why does Towa do these weird movements.
CLIP THAT
Towa looks dumb even as Pekor
why did they suddenly decide to twerk?
>>42231962>>42231976Topeko still works even though the light inside is broken
That's my Twap...
This model cannot contain Okayu at all.
It's so weird seing Pekora model doing those weird movements...
>three of them flashing peko butt>one notHmm....
Imagine the sex...
what the fuck pekotwap...
>watame tried to show Pekora's pussyyab
>>42231975That's Towa....
>retard superchatted in the main channelahahaha look at this fuck
>>42231977maybe her butt hurts
you can tell which one is towa even if you mute it because she's looks dumb
>I don't need a group of 5ru-tan...
>>42231980If you were in Pekora's body wouldn't you shake that ass?
watame
>>42231940[Marine in Heaven]
I love Twi...
cam on marine u know it
>>42231991Main channel will have sex with him, your oshi will never have sex with you...
USADA HAREM!
Marine is too strong.
PEKORA HAREM
marine never became pekora...
Marine is the sankisei quiz champion after all
I know which one is which from movements aloneHow the fuck? is this what 3 years of watching hololive is like?
marine is peko pimp...
Tits can be good at any size, as long as the perkiness and shape is good.Asses cap out at medium, anything larger than that is horrid. But the shape remains the key element, nothing worse than a tall, flat ass like kiara's roommate has
Marine raped Pekora 4 times over
>Marine and her bitches
it's easy to tell who Twap is because of her dumb idle animations
I wish I was Marine
>>42232017>>42232018*improves your gen*
>>42232019twie.....
Towa sure loves making fun of Pekora kek
5 PEKO SONG
YABFIVE PEKOS
5 PEKORAS?!
HOLY SHIT PEKORANDOMBRAIN
Pekotyan!!
TOO MANY PEKO ON STREAM AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
nice stage
What did Watame mean by this?
they are cheating, marine didn't turn into peko
5 begooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
This is like some weird fever dream mixed with a wet dream...
KINO
Peko smoka
Male voice on Pekora yab
>>42232033that my meal's ready
PEKORANDOM BRAIN
HOLY SHIT
Towa's still Towa...
>Towa's man voice.
Yep. I'm thinking based
Pekora with Towa's voice is an atrocity...
DEEPPEKOVOICE
Deep voice Peko...
the pekofication of hololive
Towa can't do cute voice...
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DSV Peko...
MALE PEKO YAB
Isn't it kinda nuts that pekora just gets this huge fucking show about herself?
>The only way to surpas pekora is to clone her
T-Tweko...
>>42232033Showing what everyone wants
>deep voice Pekorakek