/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Since Bunnicula is a book that exists what are my odds of finding a vampire rabbit GF post-portals?

you're late for a very important date

>>42226247
>Year of the Rabbit OP
thanks, i was half expecting someone to be a dick about it

I'm going to spend the remainder of the year of the tiger harassing exotic monsters on a safari

How is an mg with so few lewds so fappable?

Miss Haku cannot escape the int drain

>>42226291
rabbits radiate lewdness

>>42226247

>>42226276
Thank fuck.
>>42226291
Gandharva is definitely fappable.

x is best girl

Definitely a rabbit

>>42226363
nemesis is better

>>42226379
the math checks out

Rabbit Rabbit!

>>42226473
yes bring in the bunny art!

Greenworm bug catcher!

>>42226499
taking out the competition so that all the foliage will be hers to consume

Release the Rabbits.

>>42226524
conejos are pretty and cute

>>42226274
we can go fluffier

The easiest way to tell if your favorite monster is good or not is if she has a beam attack. It doesn't matter how big her boobs are or how high her level is, if she can't fire a beam, she is SHIT!

i love big buns and i cannot lie

>>42226579
Wurm can throw a steel I-beam like it's a javelin.

>>42226579
Foxes can fire a beam from each tail.

>>42226643
Are foxes also irradiated hyper evolving lizards?

>>42226606
That which wurm believes to be a javelin is a javelin.

>>42226693
even (you)?

Calling the Kuroferuru every day until she agrees to go bowling with me!

It wasn't a great year, and frankly I wasn't sure what to expect from it. It could be way worse, but it sure could be better too. I wish you guys all have a good year, may everyone have a reason to feel happy in 2023. Hopefully rabbits will bring us luck, but Jinko will forever remain in my heart.

Happy new year guys! And thank you for reading my shitty fanfics.
t. legit

>>42226579
She's got beams alright.
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/File:Th07SC124.jpg

It's all fun and games, chasing the rabbit girls and spooking them until they turn back around and start chasing you!

>>42226703
Especially (you). She normally treats you more like a pike to impale herself upon, though.

This, but with a giant Wererabbit

TAKE ME TO THE TOWN
DOWN TO THE TOWN OF THE CLOWN
HER HONKERS CURE MY FROWN

>>42226795
you'll die

>>42226827
Then res me so I can go again.

When will the portals open?

Cock has been posted.

>>42226853
Delayed three months every time you ask.

>>42226853
It will open you no longer have a porn addiction.

>>42226853
2 more weeks

You! Post the last monster girl image you saved!

>>42226853
once nuclear war happens

>>42226951
How am I supposed to post it if it's already been posted in this thread you dummy

>>42226951
does one which I doodled count?

Here's my wife. Please say something nice to her.

>>42226951
I already posted it.

>>42226951

>>42226951

>>42226363
Zero is best girl

>>42226996
uoh exposed shoulders and sturdy thighs

>>42226993
Yes!
>>42226973
>>42226997
Save a new image and post it here!

>>42226951

>>42226996
Cute horns, funny hat.

what is your mg related new years resolution?

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>42227057
there was a post in a previous thread about an anon calling a demon general "cringe".

Never been a more apt time to post this. God I love this picture.
Was scared I had lost it forever, but it seems this year will also be a good one for me.
It least it got a awesome start.

>>42227102
heh

Good year fags, hope i don't wake up tomorrow, you too. Life is hell. Have luck and be good. Me like you. Chesh be happy.

>>42227079
I plan on doing the couch to 5k, then taking it to 10k when the ice melts. Those girls are going to want a man they can chase on portal day, and one that has enough endurance for the bedroom when he is caught.

>>42226951
I love dumb girls

Cuddling lonely lilims non-sexually

Boob magic

>>42227176
Don't died, pls. 'eed you strong Anon.

>>42227102
It is, fuck démon everyone everyone welcomed in happy land.

>>42227186
big bountiful bakas

>>42227079
Start actually writefagging. If I keep putting it off and not do shit this year, then I have so little willpower that I can't do anything of importance and should get fucked only figuratively.

>>42227186
Dumb girl hours

>>42227265
No, i can't you will not like it.

>>42227289
Try me.

>>42227079
take care of myself, as if I had somebody who cared enough for me to motivate it.
That and or just write more smut, for my personal consumption.

>>42227210
Opinions on oppai baphos?
What about baphos that can have both big boobs and flat chest depending on what they feel like?

>>42227316
Dreadnought, me like, you don't. Me need throw up.

>>42227338
Like one of those toy block things? You just push the oppai back in, and they then pop out?
Sounds neat.

>>42227371
I was thinking more like magic but that works too

How many girls would you be willing to have in a harem I’d say 5 is my limit

>>42227406
My dream girl, is my whole world.
They can be just about anything, their love knows no bounds. But I guess a Queen Slime, sounds rather hot also. So the girl is the limit.

>>42227265
>World-famous artist Greta Rutkowski is upset because her images are used to train automaton artists without her permission

>>42227079
write and draw moar

>>42227102
When the portals open I'm going to pretend to be a huge Orderfag.

>>42226951

>>42227144
Give a slime the slightest bit of intelligence and she quickly becomes overpowered.

>>42227406
If two people like you romantically, you better pray they like each other. Absolute nightmare scenario desu. Cured me of any harem fantasies. That said, a solid 3 with MG species built for it like p'orcs.

>2023
>No Cait sith to tell me if I'm just going to be a wall flower I might as well be a seat.
>No lewd monster orgy to watch
>No hope for the future
>No chance of love
>Just getting drunk and wondering what could have been.

I need corruption porn of actual villains getting defeated and married off to heroic monster girls, that I’m tired of the order corruption bait I need villains getting put into submission by monster girls now.

>>42226951
Every hebi has their origin from kiyohime

>>42227554
I want to hyperfocus on just one p’orc thank you, that she would be the only minion and wife that I need.

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>>42226951

>>42227562

>>42227562
I like the evil warlock idea, but I wonder what sort of dark magic they would get up to. It must be a real pain for dramatic card-carrying villains to perform some genuine evil magic with the whole field now dominated by lewdness. I feel like another real villain type would be some order hero who has no compunctions about using lethal force, but such sociopathy is unironically celebrated on AO3.

>>42226951
You asked for it...

>>42227639
She probably uses those platypus’s venom to knock out a man and drag him back to her den, and to make it MGE related rather than the real life platypus’s venom which can kill you it would make you go into a sexual high before making you go into a deep sleep.

>>42227461
Why is she so perfect

PSA: Desert kingdom monsters WILL poke your sunburns, do not trust them.

>>42227713
Because you have a fetish for yandere eldritch and light absorption and vore

>>42227713
She knows what you want and she can provide it.

I a relationship with a monster girl that will reciprocate my affections.

>>42227713
only thing that would accept my love. I know, it seems beyond mortal comprehension really.

>>42227657
The magic they would probably use would be ancient demon lord magic from the previous demon lords that is still somewhat around underground, but of course this makes them big targets for Mamonos to go after, since the Mamonos don’t want that energy anymore and just want to love, also the warlock would be kinda based off more comical villains like from Hanna Barbara or power rangers.

>>42226951
>You! Post the last monster girl image you saved!

shog exists to be teased with bad penguin puns

>>42227844
They would just summon hundreds of clones, and huddle really close to you.
Don't tempt them.

>>42226951

>>42227844
Install Gentoo on your shogputer.
>>42227873
Shog clones mimicking penguin girls? That sounds really cute.

>>42227915
Big dragon oni for big pelvis smash.

>>42227889
>Parasite Slime infests an incredibly powerful Angel
Is this how it ends?

how does one survive the forest of the bunnies? alll i see is bamboo all around me

>>42227989

>>42227971
For the city she is supposed to guard? Yes. Luckily for the rest of the order she should stop after finding a hubby.

>>42226951
Ima post the first instead

>>42227989
Grab the bamboo and use the bamboo to slap wererabbits in the butt, I like playing hard to get it drives the wererabbits wild.

>>42228035
but thats rather rude and i wonder if they can give me something to eat

>>42227989
Pet the bunnies, if they thump their feet, it's because you stopped petting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUf_t65exQ0

>>42228059
i would love to but i've been tied up

>>42228079
RUN AWAY RUN AWAY

>>42228097
but how? bunnies sure are cute, tho....

>>42228097
heh, hi /a/!

It not spring yet, the rabbits must wait.

for some reason, i find some funny looking rabbits

>>42228125
>Rabbits
>Waiting

>>42226247
Dark matter clothing is underutilized.

>>42228002
I'd probably actually like Ringo if she had a better fashion sense.

>>42228154
I find the whole hat on ears down pretty cute.

I will fucking raped cat girl with my self made alcools. Chesh should be scared from my dick
Rape time it is
.

>>42228042
And? I want to be chased by a sex crazed and angry wererabbit so she can give me rape correction.

>>42226827
With an attitude like that probably. Big Gals ain't for the feint of heart.

>>42228142
>>42228249
What a waste of a character. I'm still mad she's basically a fucking vegetable thanks to that blonde faggot.

>>42228196
It will never be rape time. Even dormouse shall not be given to us.

>>42228261
Don't say that or you will also be part of rape time. Me piss rame,'s weed flower friend's weed and be happy.

>>42228260
Never really cared for the show, just choco bunny woman gets me going.

>>42228294
Yeah but now thanks to said series fucking her up she barely gets porn anymore.

>>42226827
and? its worth it for the soft

>>42226795
same, just imagine when its time to cuddle

>>42226827
Well I always saw myself becoming a undead incubus anyways.

>>42226827
but eros gave me her blessing to survive having my welsh giant wererabbit gf

What would make a hellwan (temporarily) stop her rape attempt and wag her tail?

>>42228380
Ask if she wants a steak for dinner.

>>42228380
complete your QTE and start petting her/scratching her behind the ears. It'll only work while you're in contact with her but will make her go slower.

why are there so many rabbits?

>>42227032
I understood that reference!

>makes Myrtle alcool
>Hellwan Happy
>Take care of of hellwan
>Don't suicide
>Be happy
HELLHOUND AREN'T THAT BAD.

>>42228447
This would be much better if megaman was a shota instead of another girl.

Hellhounds are the ghetto bitches of the MGE world, you can’t change my mind.

>>42228482
I wanna go to a bad neighbor in MGC and tempt the doggos!

>>42228482
That's just means I can throw up gang signs or cover up graffiti to get an angry response from them

>>42228482
Need me a strongfat hellhound.
And Jinko
And Oni

>>42228482
Nah. You're thinking of devil bugs and beels--relentlessly trashy and horny.

Hellhounds are smart doggos who just happen to be like the golden retrievers of male rape--always enthusiastic, always smiling!

Look at her! She a cute. A cute!

>>42228517
>Anon trying to act cool when it's 200C in the shade in Dis

>>42228482
>Danuki city guide Tells you their is a dangerous gang of hellwan delinquents that hang out between the your new apartment and the market district your new job is at
>She helpfully offers to teach you a few gangsigns you can flash at them that will afford you safe passage through their turf for a small fee
>Cheerfully you memorize them on your way to your apartment
>Everything will be fine, that nice raccoon had an honest face and her hands must have been really cold.

Here's to another year of foxposting

For Alice's next trick, she will make someone from the audience marry her!

It's (you)!

>>42227844
>she keeps calling you skipper

>>42228597
Truly danuki is my greatest ally

>>42228533
Exactly, good Hellwan that works hard to support her loving househusband and feed her litter of Heckpups.

NEver forget to pay your respects to oni that have drawn the short straw and become forced into the designated driver role this new years eve. They're trying their hardesT!

Do you think you can make a Manticore uncomfortable if you claim no woman has ever treated you better than her while she's still pretending she wants to kill and eat you?

>>42228735
I still pretend to shoot anyone in sight to look cool. Do you think she will like me. ?

>>42228447
Kill yourself.

>>42228482
They’re actually all smart, middle to upper class girls who play up the ghetto thing, because bullybait boys love it

I love danukis
I want to give all my money to danukis
I love danukis

most souless mg?

>>42228902
Mantis.

But not really, they just don't show emotion. You'll be lucky if you get a corner of their mouth to turn up for an ever so slight smile.

Need fat doppel ass

>>42228902
Profile Goblin has red hair and gingers have no soul.

>>42228704
>"Naw, you go have fun, I'll drive."
The one time you'll see a red oni happy and sober at the same time.

>>42228902
lamia

>>42228907
Mantids scare me. They're so creepy and mean! You could say something so romantic a Cupid would faint over it and yet they just look at you like a robot!

>>42228902
Skellington

>>42228907
Honestly, I kinda like the flat affect. Get to know them and it makes falling understanding one feel special.

>>42228919
>Tfw you fuck a sexy female version of yourself
Can this low key happen lmao, it an’t the first time a weird thing to be canon in MGE.

>>42228938
>Mantis is deeply in love with Anon, but she's unable to show it to him, so she asks a Cupid for help

>>42227727
>tfw you will never let loose your eldritch waifu after a summoning ritual to swallow the sun

>>42228938
See, that's what makes it so much more special when she does smile at you for the first time. When she softly whispers "I love you" for the first time.

>>42228966
>local Cupid so sick of dealing with Mantids being kuuderes that she just shoots them with her arrows on sight so she doesn't have to play councilor.

>>42228963
You're a narcissist that thinks he doesn't love himself, or literally have a female clone that you have unrequited feelings for?

>>42228986
Don’t know just making jokes with the whole doppelgänger thing, but if a narcissist did have a monster girl going after him it probably would be a doppelgänger.

>>42228982
That's the hard part. Mantis-chan already has a boyfriend, but she thinks her deadpan face is not enough to make him feel loved.

>>42228482
I object

>>42229013
The arrows still work for couples, dingus.

>>42229024
But will they help Mantis-chan when she thinks she's not doing enough?

>>42229062
Yes! Or else Eros herself will deal with this issue! Cupid-chan guarantees it!

best mg for untz?

>>42229020
i hope she also has chest freckles

>>42229077
Not just chest
>>42208834

what are your thoughts on chechire ass?

Bullying cow spider for being horny! Pulling back the seal and kissing her!

>>42229134
If I can't have a Jinko ass on my face, I can accept ass of a Cheshire that lifts.

>>42229134
Not a fan

>>42229148
You mean like this?

>>42229134
Sorry I’m more into wererabbit butts, also their cute little tails feel really good when they tickle you while you’re pounding your hips into them doggystyle.

>>42229164
Rata fact checkers declare that this statement is mostly true. A Cheshire's ass is usually not a fan.

>>42229186
Yes. Possibly with an additional declaration of love for maximum horny bullying.

>>42228735
>in the RPG demo, declare love to cat and imp before they even do anything, so I can get teased
>pick the most degenerate option and have Luka request it in MGQ just for the bully dialogue

I have a problem, and it involves monster girls acting incredulous at me over this sort of thing.

>>42229193
I don't believe a goddamn thing those Rattas say. I get all my information from Fox News, the only source I can trust.

>>42227079
As unlikely as it is, try to get back into writing and finally dispel this idea some dinguses have of me being a furry.

>>42228533
Ah trashy and horny, a classic taste for the refined palette.
>follow a trail of empty crisp packets to the bedroom
>a pile of bugs girls on your bed
>their voices raised in shouting crude and scatological demands at each other
>all the while they rub kiss and push into each other lustfully
>the sultry wet group turns towards you as one person
>none cease their sensual activities as they regard you
>the smells of anticipation rising thick from their entangled flesh is a comforting balm

At home, trashy women never bother with clothes in bed. They are prone to constantly walking around bare assed. When wearing clothing at home her preference is for worn and easily cast aside articles. Even when skilled at cooking, they inevitably gravitate towards eating in bed with their partners. Nearly all their daily household activities revolve around the bed partner. It’s as if the idea of spending as much time naked around each other is foundational to their psyche. Normal social customs never return once intimacy has occurred. Those are for other people, now. Closing doors with an intimate, whether the literal bathroom or merely the bathroom conversational, are unnatural to the wonder that is the trashy girl. They’re ‘all-in’ sorts, once the line is crossed.

Her fashion sense is gaudy appalling, as getting your attention strongly enough to have your focus remain on her after she sheds her clothing is her main concern. Paradoxically, attention lavished on her directly after coupling is her weakness. The trashy often worry that they will be discarded. Every moment you could’ve tossed her aside and deliberately did otherwise will be cherished for ages. Whatever her thoughts, happiness puts a lewd grin on her face. Beautifully shameless once accepted, she’s definitely willing to try far more than you’d want to suggest. Ever ready to let you take liberties, or with a whiney plea for attention or comfort should you be absent in taking liberties for too long. Push into her gently, even at her most irksome, drawing back again to smell her comforting reek of longing. The low impulse control of a trashy girl means that it’s barely any effort to tease her up to arousal or satisfaction. You really Don’t have to try with such types, so their appreciation is all the more intense for your efforts. Whether submissive or pushy, she never hesitates to make her affections obvious. That you tolerate & love the messy exposed and uninhibited girl, that you care after she has (quite forcefully and persistently) banished all facades worn between you…this is another sort of thing such women treasure. Furthermore, the generally less than erudite vocabulary of the trashy girl doesn’t inhibit her from showing her affection either, the honest blunt openness is part of the charm. I could go on, but that’s probably enough to put a cap on the year.

TL;DR. Complex housekeeping is over-rated, consider Devil Bugs instead.

>>42229291
i'm putting all my devilbugs in maid outfits to buff their cleanliness

>>42229304
I hope the buffs work with very minimal maid outfits. They’re somewhat adverse to undergarments when at home too. All a part of the charm, really.

demographic check
How old were you in 1999?

>>42229291
I really do wish there were more devilbug art. I think they're cute and the "too horny NOT to fuck dad" aspect is hot.

>>42229357
I was old enough to be in school, not giving more details.

>>42229357
I was 18 back in the year 1999. And here's a devilbug so I'm on-topic.

does the loli from one piece count as an mg?

>>42229357
old enough to walk and talk

>>42229357
Old enough to appreciate trashy girls and their lack of social convention.
>>42229362
I find their other traits to be the bright spots. The lack of art is criminal, we can agree on that.
>>42229377
Based dubs.

>>42229357
8

>>42229357
5

>>42229357
7

>>42229357
in my dad's nuts still

happy new year, might upload a pic of some bunny

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, ring in the new year with the waifus and be very, VERY careful when Grem-san decides to try out her new fireworks.

is going though the backway thread approved?

>>42229484
Perfectly fine imho, so long as you’ve got the gate code.

>>42229507
what if an alp insists on it?

>>42229528
Then go for it.

>>42229528

bunny i drew while waiting, very sketch

>>42229544
What’s there to be suspicious about?

>>42229484
Anal is for sluts and the gays.

bunny dragon
bunny manticore
bunny automaton]
bunny jiangshi

Well, time to jerk it to rabbits I guess

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr-Li_VuPpA
>black cat is anon trying to bully the wererabbits

>>42229614
i hope more tewi stuff comes out
id legit marry her

>>42229664
>id legit marry her
I feel like that would be hell unless I'm missing something Tewi fuckers only are getting

I want a wererabbit magical girl to stop my evil warlock ass and make me her husband.

>>42229671
>I feel like that would be hell
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/985/044/0a8.jpg

>>42229671
>I'm missing something Tewi fuckers only are getting
mesugaki bunny cunny its not complicated

>>42229484
foxes are significantly less smug when the surprise is on them

Sex rabbit

>>42229725
this seems impractical

I'd imagine there's a growing industry revolving around sad songs of separation and unrequited love,

>>42229734
why make new sad songs when dame da ne exists?

>>42229732
I mean it's not supposed to be

>>42229738
For me? It's Baka Mitai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3jCAyPai2Y

>>42229732
>Miko outfit that covers everything but the shoulders and armpits
Why is this so lewd?

pound that mochi

>>42229754
That's the idea.

>>42229690
Source?

>>42229768
Only the fluffiest and puffiest buns get to be nicknamed mochi.

>>42229734
>her playlist isn’t entirely sex music

>>42229787
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/103949518
it's not very wholesome but i love the expressions

>>42229800
Damn why are gloomy eyes so hot?

>>42229798
>sex addicted spawn of darkness
>listens to SOAD, Imagine Dragons and Sabaton

https://litter.catbox.moe/gkytco.mp4

>>42229800
Why does the guy kinda look like Scp 106 in some of those pages, is that what happens when you’re with a kitsune long enough you become motherfucking oil man, I guess not the weirdest incubus transformation you could get when you got coat and squid husbandos running around.

>>42229826
Starting the new year off right.

sea bunny & friends

>>42229614
>>42229664
>>42229671
Trust this bnuuy!

>>42229916
tritonia's got a big family

>>42229671
its her time now

>>42229959

whoa, it's a big harem

>>42230071
for you

>>42230073

gotta eat a healthy breakfast every morning if you want to breed ALL the sea bunnies

Rabbit Rabbit

>>42230130
Not to hate on buns or anything but once I stopped doing that rabbit rabbit shit my life seriously turned around for the better.
Basically to hell with Tewi other buns are fine.

>>42230152
Dammit dropped my pic.

It's not over yet

>>42230194
I come from the future, tiger go out, bun come in

>>42230194
No, still a while 'til the lunar new year.

>>42226247
>giant baggy fur "pants"
one of the very few parts of KCs design choices i just don't get

>POV: a monster girl mother finds pic related in the closet of her daughter when cleaning said daughter's room
>Alternatively, monster girl mother finds pic related in the closet of her disturbingly Order-leaning son's closet

>>42226951
nucleartengu counts, right?

>>42230273

Fooled again by the system; it's truly a doggy dog world.

>>42230316
>>Alternatively, monster girl mother finds pic related in the closet of her disturbingly Order-leaning son's closet
Is faggotry allowed in these threads?

>>42230194
It's over

I can't believe I spent an hour censoring a picture rather than uncensoring one

>>42230316
Father and Mother dealing with their son’s order phase after all the monster girls at their son’s school have been sexually harassing him for months I think would be more funnier, that his parents would have to deal with his craziness which his craziness would almost be like video related where it’s almost nonsensical at times.

https://youtu.be/ZugzorDwM9w

>>42230333
Nta but I would just imagine it being a order based armor instead of that pic related thing.

fucking rabbits think just because its "their year" they can do whatever.

Sweaty post workout sex with meaty werewolves

>>42230441
Am I back in the 80's?

>>42230371
Meant to put regular in front of order armor, sorry kinda sleepy since it is getting late over here.

>>42230477
Those high leg everything clothes from the 80s are awesome.

So now that it's the year of the rabbit, does that shift the recommended level of the plains and forests?
What's the new starting zone?

>>42230597
It is the source of much political tension as the various zones lobby for "starter" privileges to provide the local monsters an easy, constant supply of new husbands.

>>42230648
So hagville, gotcha.

>>42230597
>>42230648
>>42230707
So the new starting zone is the urbanite area where anon starts from, fending off cats, dogs, mice, black harpies and hags
I amost feel sorry for the next generation. Then gain, maybe catgirls and black harpies make for good magical familiars?

>>42230829
Its a rough start, you have to sneak around as the hags patrol the main streets.
If you get caught in the open, its over.

>>42229357
Just make a poll. Cancerous as it may be, might as well check it out for the occasion.

https://strawpoll.com/polls/e7ZJONRBvy3
https://strawpoll.com/polls/e7ZJONRBvy3
https://strawpoll.com/polls/e7ZJONRBvy3

VOTE
VOTE
VOTE

>>42230858
>meta adapts and evolves
>stealth and speed based builds take over, with anons prioritizing either parkour escapes or stealth
>all the mgs thirsting for heroic warriors become furious as the newest batch of survivors are all fragile speedsters and stealth archer assassins focused on swift ohkos
what a debacle

>>42230909
Wait until they hear about the egg-crit build.

>>42230909
“Gotta go fast, those monster hags won’t catch me they’re too slow!” the speeding young man exclaimed before proceeding to trip on a rock and falling face first into the ground, to than being dragged off by love starving older monster women.

>>42230981
>0 def
>not enough str to break free from even hag grapples
This anon's adventure is over.

>>42230981
Dammit I should’ve added that the speeding young man was delivered to a eros monster girl hag so it can be a slight reference to Sonic and Amy, also video inspired of what happens to the young man when he finally gets delivered to the love obsessed woman and tries to escape but can’t do to the monster girl’s telekinetic abilities.

https://youtu.be/bsLIZutPJwU

>>42229357
6, I started school in 2000

>>42231067
Yeah he put all his points mostly in speed so he could be the fastest of all anons in the land but lacked a lot of strength so if a strong monster hag like a Dragon got the hold of him, yeah his adventures are done.

>>42231160
>puts most points into spd
>yet caught by hag
The single case where a man losing to a Cock isn’t automatically ghey. Losing to an old Cock, however, is extra ghey. This will always be cause for remorseless teasing. By Alps in unfashionable hot pants. Go with the Int build, Doko.

>>42230981
"HELLHOUNDS could be here," he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be HELLHOUNDS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I hate HELLHOUNDS," he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated the entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated though his powerful thick veins washing away his (merited) fear of monstergirls after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want," he said to himself, out loud.

>>42230597
Pandemonium. It’s cool bro. They have cake, the cake is a lie.

>>42231438
What the fuck are you talking about nobody was talking about cocks unless you’re talking about hag cockatrices, if not you are the one who is the big gay sir.

This year better be fucking good

>>42231636
>simultaneously pointing out the joke and misunderstanding it
That’s platinum ghey, bro.

>>42231712
So losing to old cockatrices is the joke if I’m getting that right? because the alp mention did confuse me a little bit and also I’m a little tired so I should be getting some sleep soon.

>>42231564
>we lied, there's no cake
>now undress or we'll rip the clothes off you

>>42229357
-1

>>42231875
Ah looks like the undead incubus anon has joined us, how did you die I wonder let me guess your Lich wife sat on your face with her fat ass and suffocated you so you could live forever with her.

>>42231807
Losing to cocks is automatically ghey, losing to old cock(atrice)s is extra ghey. The joke is that you should get sleep, brainiac. Do it now before the witch (picrel) becomes angriche with you.

>>42231909
No, i was just not born.

>>42231909
>let me guess your Lich wife sat on your face with her fat ass and suffocated you so you could live forever with her.
That's the way to go, not dying from some gay shit like cancer or being a fucking retard and running in front of a truck

>>42231930
You missed the joke probably a poor one on my part, but essentially the joke was you are beyond age since you have -1 of age.

Did you actually know anon it’s the year of the squid? You should visit Ms. Flayer to wish her a new years

>>42229357
.5

>>42231967
Sorry don’t want to become the muse just yet.

marry foxes

>>42232199
Marry foxes before they go feral and won't ask nicely anymore

Bogeies are too dangerous man, if you just feel one drop of sadness they will find you easily, they already know your address before you even met them, that they put hebis to shame of the stalking skills bogeies posses, where probably at this moment a bogey is hiding underneath your bed right now and you don’t even know it.

>>42232477

dangerously plump

>>42232477
If I had a bogey on me, I would ask her if we can skip the sex for a bit and just spoon.

If we go by the Zipangese calendar this should be the year of the auntster

>>42228260
can't she get a robotic exosuit to at least keep living a civilian life? i know there's at least one tech-savvy character in the show, maybe more.

>>42231934
It would be fun if you turned into an undead incubus from being fucked to death

>>42232586
Not plump enough

>>42232919
bunny auntster

So what's the designated tallflat monster species? I want a monster waifu with a chest flat enough to eat and lick off of

>>42228260
she gets a prosthetic arm and leg and continues working

meaty older rabbit auntster tempting you with her fat thighs and big juicy ass

>>42234259
Greenworms, probably? They're more LONG than TALL, but most flat mamono are loli-type.

i found kawaisaw ghost hentai, if you like meaty old monsters, this is your man
https://nhentai.net/g/434198/

>>42234332
>>42234173
>Finally give in and start dating your bunny aunster
>She's an utter nymphomaniac who wants to fuck at every occasion
>She spikes all your meals with fertility drugs
>Gets mad whenever you cum outside
>You see her doing weird yoga stuff and womb massages that promote ovulation
>She wrote down a list of daughter name ideas
>It's five pages long

>>42234409
>wears hot pants and tanktop combo bur her body is way too meaty for that
>Cant stop getting a bonner near her
>Which means more babymaking sex
>Which makes her wear smaller and smaller clothes while in the house
>Which means you breed her harder
>Cycle repeats till you literally made an entire generation of bunnies

>>42232919
New Year auntster

Black or white wedding dress?

>>42234396
I want to bully the ghost hunting my house by having her body turned into a zombie and then fucking it

The rabbit goddess has come seeking your seed. What are your response?

>>42234637
fat thighs only

>>42234632
>woman dies in an apartment
>still has regrets so her ghost haunts the place
>but, due to mamonomana, her corpse is also active and shambling as a zombie
>the ghost half is solid but can make herself incorporeal to pass through walls or to make your hands pass through her
>however, she feels all the touching you do to her the zombie half, so if you start molesting the zombie the ghost will try to ask you to cut it out (emphasis on try because she'll be too busy moaning from pleasure)
>and vice versa, the zombie stains her (your) shirt with milk after you fondle the ghost's boobies
i don't know where i was going with this but a pair of undead girls with shared senses of touch and feelings of pleasure is a sexy thought

>>42234632
>>42234694
I would dress up her corpse in cosplay, then pound away

>>42234637
>wanting dick from a man you hardly know and do not have a developed relationship with
Don't be a slut, goddess.

>>42234694
>i don't know where i was going with this but a pair of undead girls with shared senses of touch and feelings of pleasure is a sexy thought
It's an incredibly underexplored part of MGE. Both from a lewd and story perspective.
If I didn't already have a story commission in the works I would commission this story as well.
Or I will if I find a writer willing to do it. Can't really do it myself due to how bad at writing I am.

>>42234624
the soul binding rituals the undead use actually have black wedding dresses

>>42234694
The loss of the terror/fear effect really hit the undead hard.

>>42234694
>the ghost is a bit tsun and haughty while the body is dum, genki, and honest

>>42234837
>Ghost insist that you fondling her breast doesn't THAT good
>Her zombie half is moaning like there's no tomorrow and saying she already came twice

>>42234876
>Be with both in public
>Both look at a cute stuffed rabbit in a shop window
>Ask them if they want it
>G"Im not a young girl so It's not like i want that rabbit"
>Z : I wanna it i wanna i wanna it, it so cuuuuute!

>>42234589
Need me a danuki to lick my face

>>42234624
Wedding dress made of magical Wonderland fabric that changes color and pattern periodically!

remember to say you want some milk when you stumble into hagville. The locals will leave you alone

>>42235257
I'm not so sure about that chief

>>42235294
i did it before and lots of monsters gave me milk and allowed to sleep in their house for the night

>>42235257
They will if you specify almond milk.

>>42235329
>almond milk
you've caught the attention of alarunes

>>42226247
Why are dogs like this?

>>42235257
Instead, I'll ask for juice in Lolitown.

>>42235257
imma ask them where can i find my mommy

>>42235388
That's just how they are don't be racist

>>42235335
Old Alraunes are withered and scary.

>>42226247
Hebi knows where you live and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>42235462
but still very sexy
>>42235474
does she know my fetish tho?

>>42235461
>dog monsterizes into a kobold
>but she still remembers the ol' peanut butter trick
at least it will be less shameful now

>>42235474
Oh yeah? I know where I live too.

>>42235495
Irresistible by canines everywhere

>>42235528
>I know where I live too
Perfect, have fun with your new wife.

be wary, monsters have ways of knowing all of your fetishes

i have bunny wife, koblod wife, werewolf, and hellhound, how do i make sure bunny doesnt get bullied

>>42235665
Become the only one allowed to bully her

>>42235567
brown bunny

>>42235665
Use preferred potions/spells to make the bunny wife big and strong and/or the other wives smol.

>>42235717
funny thing is she is like 8'11" while the hellhound id 7'4" but the bunny is a pushover

>>42235732
Seems she's already big enough, so the Heckwan should get smaller.

Cute level 1 slime>big bad level 999 lilim

>>42235753
that just makes them more aggressive.
best make the hellhound bigger to be safe

>>42235769
The other thing you can do is feed the bunny wife a raging mushroom. Heckwan wife won't bully her after witnessing what happens next.

>>42235785
or teach bunny gf how to hold hellwan down so we can both help her get tamed tamed for a bit, and the others fall in line as well

I'm seeking superbosses for the harem.

>vtubers took over hentai as well
It's over...

>>42235816
nura twins

>>42235816
you can get the secret giant welsh bunny if you follow the rabbits

>>42226247

>>42235824
Strict anti-smoking policy, so unless I somehow separate them from 75% their identity then no. I'm not cruel.
>>42235826
This however is a much more viable route and much more in theme, thanks Anon.

>>42235875
thing is, you gotta catch her, she runs but will come close if you have food

>>42235884
what if i throw a rock at her?

>>42235890
but y? y not just set up a trap ir maybe grab her while shes eating some lettuce

>>42235884
It's a good thing I like carrots then.
>>42235890
Heckin RUDE.
Superbosses are for wholesome battles for dominance, not bullying.

These are your wives now.

>>42235849
Another reason slimes are superior.

why the fuck are we on page 8 already? what vtumor shit happened now.
>>42227547
>find broken down automaton
>try fixing her
>find that the AI core was already removed and put into a new vessel. no point, but you did manage to get most of the systems working again.
>let the body sit in a storage room for a couple years incase you find a use or AI core
>wandering slime decides its a good place to rest
>merges with the automaton's systems.
>slime effectively becomes an extension of the motherboard. intelligence skyrockets. but the innate silliness of the slime is still there
>wake up to a slimaton building an elaborate contraption in your room thats supposed to take off your clothing without waking you up

>>42235926
i asked for bnuny with fat thighs and fat ass

>>42235940
>what vtumor shit happened now.
something to do with >>42235822 I guess

>>42235486
>does she know my fetish tho?
hebi knows EVERYTHING about you.
from the proudest achievements to the most shameful secrets.
whatever's mixed up in your head she is already preparing for.

>>42235898
>but y?
it worked in pokemon gold