/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42208664
Conejo

Maids are olev

This thread needs some QUALITY.

Okay folks, so the last anime you watched gets a new season but you have to watch it with your waifu.
Don't have a waifu? Pick a girl from the slot machine. https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>>42208692
So chainsaw man and the eminence in shadow

>>42208664
Are you a tough enough knight to last a night with the Rabbit of Caerbannog?

>>42208675
Clumsy maids need love too

>>42208702
ye, just grab and pound til shes delirous

>>42208692
>Girls und Panzer
I know it's been joked that there are at least two succubi on that show, but still...

>>42208679
That is some quality, but no need to go on vacation right before the new year.

>>42208679
i'm not wild about pink nips on hellhounds
it's alright i guess

>>42208747
i too like the nips to be the same color but darker than the orginal skin color

jackalope and al'miraj when?

>>42208767
No. Multi-armed girls when?

>>42208767
what is a jackalope?

>>42208767
Around the time we get an Esquilax

>>42208783
Jackrabbit with antlers

>>42208791
ah, any more details about them?

>>42208692
>Zambot 3 gets a new season after like 50 years
If Tomino is involved, she'll likely be crying a few times, so I'll make sure to comfort her. Either way, she'll probably use the kaiju as inspiration for her biomantic experiments on me.

>>42208747
>>42208761
Pink nipples on Hellhound are nice, but for example on a Demon they would be better darker blue or purple.

>>42208819
nah, they are better dark gray with a hint of red to it, pink just looks dumb

>>42208735
I really want to go on vacation.

Who wears the pants in your relationship?

>>42208900
i do but im a little shit that keeps messing with the uptight wock mage

Do you have a moment to talk with me about our Lord and Savior?

>>42208920
throw the condom away, thats a sin in my religion

>>42208920
No, I hate religion

>>42208900
She hardly wears clothes at all...

>>42208971
when she's wearing clothes i assume she's lost a bet somewhere along the line

>>42208985
Does this count?

>>42208994
sure

Pearl draconian girl

>>42208946
religion is best when sex is involved int the rituals

>>42208692
She'd probably really like Hetalia. Don't judge me

>>42208900
We pass them around.

>>42208679
Those are some quality tits alright, nice.

>>42208900
Of course, I wear the pants. There's absolutely no reason to verify that so don't do it.

>>42209024
i could see myself getting into cults on the other side of the portal

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>42209024
I can do all that without religion though

My favorite ritual is when I hand a danuki money to sniff her breath, and then hand her some more to lick my face, and then hand her some more to make out with me. And then hand her some more for some sucky sucky, and then finally hand her the last of my money for some lovey lovey. I do this once every week with her after I get my paycheck. I am broke and will probably be kicked out soon, but it's totally worth it.

>>42208985
>Loses a bet and has to wear clothes
>Gets even by using the cute/sexy outfit to attack her bf/husbando
A vicious cycle

>>42208664

>>42209110
yeah but imagine sleeping with the old single hot monster nun as a young boy then marrying her since no man should be unwed before his 13th biirthday

So guys what do you filter?

>>42209188
I don't

>>42209188
Nothing and I get hungry everytime I see the shit you post.

>>42209188
i've no intentions of giving you the keys for free

>>42209221
you like breath that much?

>>42209188
Nothing. I want to see it all. Every shitpost, tgniggers, low quality bait, etc.

>>42209083
i feel like that their might some cult thats all about, their saviour from loneliness, either made up by rabbits or ookumades

>>42208920
Can't you see I'm being raped?

You can either read obnoxious zoomer cheshire's shitposts and memes or you can read Phantom's self-insert fiction. Which will you choose?

>>42209265
Phantom’s self insert because I can reply with dick pics with time stamp asking if she wants to live out those fantasies and watching the thread explode

>>42209265
Chesh!

>>42209265
self insert, imma draw a porn scene based onit then ask her is she wants to collab

>>42209234
Fogg i meant angry.

>>42209188
Filtering is for pussies

>>42208664

>>42209140
Man, you are on the wrong side of the exchange. It's way more fun to be the one getting paid to slut it up. Gyrate your hips and say
>"I'm a money grubbing slut"
>"I love huffing Danuki breath for money"
>"Pay me and I'll do whatever you want"
Those girls just lose all control from that sort of thing.

>>42209384
Either way, I'm sure it'll end with me living in her McMansion raising our beautiful daughterus together.

>>42208900
Have you ever seen a wurm wearing pants?

>>42209491
yeah but it was as a hat

>>42209491
I imagine Wurms would be scared of the schleets.
>they look like just an ordinary pair of pants, but when your back is turned they get up and walk around on their unnatural pant-legs

>>42209265
Zoomie Chesh sounds great. I'll ask her if she wants to fuck in the Backrooms.

I want to steal all of my Kobold daughteru's panties so she's forced to choose between wearing kinky latex underwear or thick embarrassing diapers!

>>42209491
yes i have, lamia pants

>>42208692
I mean, I'm pretty sure Jojo is gonna get a new season either way and I would love to watch it with my black harpy waifu.

>>42208900
Our bull Tyrone.

>>42208692
>Bastard!!
>watching heavy metal fantasy secretly sci-fi but also even more secretly biblical apocalypse with a dragon
This is fine.

>>42209825
I don't think there is a bull monster girl?

>>42209830
oh yes, i loved that anime, wish that were more

>>42208900
We wear it at the same time

>>42209856
The manga is amazing, Hagiwara grew into one of the greatest artists to ever work in the comic medium.
Nei is best girl.

>>42209877
yeah, i read it a bit but dropped off

>>42209897
No, you don't understand

>>42208994
>>42208900
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>>42209897
whats in the bag?

>>42209903
The first real twist doesn't even happen until volume 8 and even then it takes a while for the art to get to the jaw-dropping levels it eventually reaches.
Like in those last few volumes it felt like Hagiwara read Akira and thought hey, I could out-Otomo Otomo if I felt like it
But nevermind me, I'm just a comics nerd

>>42209897
Jinkos really are angels.

>>42209922
i am too, read up to what i could have of cestvs and am waiting for new baki chapters that haven t been tainted some butthurtfag, also mashle is pretty good

>>42209925
Divine and infernal are great templates for many girls.

Anal sex with chubby older monster girls!

>>42209969
dont see the chub tho

>>42209969
Lady please, come back when you rival a P'Orc.

>>42209917
A dullahan's head

>>42208664
Oh yeah it's the year of the rabbit soon

>>42210033
which mean lots of playboy bunny fanart hopefully

>>42210033
celebrate with a 3m march hare

>>42210033
gonna be great

Anal sex with plump younger monster girls

>>42210033
I wish the fanart bump Jinkos got was larger, but you take what you can get. We'll see how Wererabbit and March Hare will fare.
>>42210088
That's very likely.

>>42210033

>>42210115
Anal sex with plump hag monster girls

>>42210088
>>42210131
Unironically I want a bunch of OTHER mamono (especially other beast types!) wearing bunny outfits--not just bunnies.

Pic unrelated.

>>42210190
Tritonia as a sea bunny.

>>42210190
Need more Ushi oni bunnies

So Anon, any plans for tonight?

>>42210276
Visiting the Hag Bar cause it's Single's Night!
Again

>>42210276
Hopefully sniffing troll breath

>>42210276
It seems that auntster meat is back on the menu

>>42210088
hopefully more
BUNNY CUNNY

>>42210294
everyone's so nice there. always sitting next to me, buying me drinks and offering to take me home when i've had too many

>>42210276
Not you, lol.

>>42210354
IS THAT

Being reincarnated as DL's son is one way of getting to watch her giving birth.

>>42210422
could just get tickets like everybody else

Mutual anal with a scylla.

>>42210427
I need more modest monsters

Analingus with your Kikimora maid.

42210439
Fuck off

Rabbit season.

>>42210580
I hate these retarded bunny pant.

>>42210580
nothing says danger like heart pupils

>>42210533
Please do not abuse the staff anon

>>42210596
yeah, too much fluff, not enough meat

>>42210596
looks like a wonderful lap pillow

>>42210596
You could shear them like sheep.

>>42210615
I'm going to stick my tongue in monster butt and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me.

>>42210637
what are you doing to do with all that march hare fur? could be dangerous

who is the john belushi of mgs?

>>42210668
>what are you doing to do with all that march hare fur?
huff it

i wanna draw bunnies with massive fat legs with massive fucking thighs but got no ideas, i wanna to show off them legs

>>42210680
Sounds like you already have an idea what you want to draw

>>42210668
Make sweaters and socks.

>>42210687
the thing is you can have the idea but what pose, what colors, what background, what hair, what age, what face should she have, or what clothes should she wear

>>42210710
Uhh, bunnies in a gym in between sets of squats
How's that for a setting?

>>42210763
All I can find is gym rats.

>>42210815
We're going to need gym bunnies

>>42210821
but they are too skinny

>>42210824
great leg presses though

>>42210831
how? without meaty thighs and a good solid and large midsection, the bunny folds in two, also squats are true strength

>>42210815
is that shuuko? good artist, too bad he mostly draws stupid shit

>>42208900
I do, but also if I try and do anything without her or leave without her permission that quickly changes. She's weird like that.

>>42210923
zanamaoria. similar situation though

>>42210947
I wonder, with shogs what happens after the horror movie setup?
Like once you've dissolved into the floor kicking and scream and wake up in a nice bed to her serving you breakfast what happens?

>>42210974
i guess you get over it. people are fairly adaptable when the situation demands it

I've decided that I want to spend the rest of my life as a fox-only free-use manslut.

>>42210974
a whole lot of who/what/where's and then she takes your legs

>>42210947
bending your maid over furniture has a different feel when your maid is also the furniture

>>42211024
Sorry anon your getting the nice bee from two doors down

>>42211024
the KIDF propaganda is really working

>>42210974
The first week isn't much different from a kikimora, maybe even the first two weeks. You see, shog knows her horror movies and knows that good horror is all about anticipation. She knows that you know that at some point everything descends into madness, but she's not going to tell you when. Just look at her face if you don't believe me.

bunny idea
nerdy and meaty old lady whose posing how she did when she was younger for you

>>42211126
Doesnt living with a shog end up with you pretty much eating her and wearing her as clothes

>>42211024
>half-dressed anon hand feeding fruits to flying foxes
she got off on a technicality

>>42211126
i like the situation where anon sees his shog's mysterious smile as devious plotting but actually she's got that ordinary slime head empty mindset

>>42211024
Can a Trumpart also be a Kitsune-tsuki?

>>42211147
It's a surreal experience to screw your maid on a bed that also happens to be her.

You wake up and see this. WWYD?

>>42211242
Ask for a morning kiss.

If a Shoggoth doesn't want me to worship her as a god, she needs to name at least one aspect in which she's not superior to me.
Hard mode: aspect that actually matters, so not things like knowing viability of Dark Souls builds.

>>42211247
>BIG fox tries to scare you
>without flinching, you greet her with a kiss
>BIG fox doesn't know how to react and is stunned
Anon figured out how to cheese her, time for a hotfix

How would your family respond to meeting your waifu?

>>42208767
Wolpertinger monster girl when?

>>42211149
A bat is fine too

>>42211242
Hug one of her tails and go back to sleep.

>>42211242
Hug

>>42211268
you bring a stepladder or something?

>>42211264
You have a soul anon, she does not

>>42211242
ask if shes auntie bunny i was told that im going to meet

Hellhound breaking into your house at night and brutally raping you!

>>42211242
>"Who are you, and what did you do with my wife?"

>>42211276
My mother is a Pomeranian breeder and both my wife and kids will have fox ears and tails, I think they will go along just fine

>>42208920
But I already believe in Jesus Christ

>>42211276
in universe or just appeared?

>>42211276
They'd complain about me being straight, yet again.

>>42211264
I feel like she’d gladly let you do it though. She’s so servile, she’ll happily indulge master’s antics up to and including worshipping her as a god. She’d probably just dress up lovey dovey stuff as worship to her.

>>42211321
In-universe, your call on how long it's been since we've been in contact with mamono.

>>42208920
Sure, we can discuss my extensive syncretic faith! Should I bring out the corkboard, or just the overview notebook?

>>42211242
Try to escape fox mansion

>>42211344
Hope your good at puzzles

>>42211344
There is no escape.

I haven’t been in a mg thread in a few months. I feel so lost reading this thread.

>>42211294
Will she at least make breakfast tomorrow?

>>42211334
Alright I guess, although I'd imagine a high level one might cause some shock

>>42211348
please no more slide puzzles

Gonna miss my cat. She was a good girl.

>>42211296
>And you may tell yourself "This is not my beautiful house!"
>And you may tell yourself "This is not my beautiful wife!"

>>42211264
>name at least one aspect in which she's not superior to me.
What if she goes on a maddening explanation of how tormented her mind is and how her thoughts of (You) are the only things that can quiet down the whispers of the Old Ones?

>>42211351
Last summer was worse than usual and some trash persists, but I don't think this thread changed much over the year

>>42211375
RIP anon's cat

>>42211344
What are you even doing in there in the first place? Nothing good happens there!
Now if you go visit the tanuki bar on 12th street...

>>42211290
That's a wild claim and no more provable than saying she has a soul and I do not.
>>42211332
It's hard work to come up with godly wisdom to Anon, and odd at first to be treated with such reverence.

have something of my usual wip
Auntie bunny was a model but you dont believe it
https://i.imgur.com/ZYr1X89.png

>>42211394
21 years old. Hope she's in kitty heaven

>>42211383
>Last summer was worse than usual and some trash persists
?

The portals open, but something prevents unmarried monsters from crossing over. Luckily, (You) and other humans can. It looks like you’ll need to traverse the world of MGE. It’s not one way, so you can always go back to Earth, but it does mean you need to go outside to get your monster wife.

How well do you do? Which girl do you go for? Do you think you’d become a victim of proactive dating?

>>42211423
one or two new ritual posters, couple annoying elements. nothing too wild.

>>42211432
lilim cute, lilim elegant, lilim sexy

>>42211351
>>42211383
"Some trash" always persists to an extent, the rest just takes getting used to after an absence.
>>42211382
She has such great mental strength to keep her anguish I couldn't comprehend from losing control of her mind. There is no way I would be able to do that, she truly is better than me.

>>42211423
We now have resident shitposters fishing for (You)s on a regular basis. Tell them to fuck off and you give them attention they crave, ignore them and newfags will soon copy their behavior. That's how it is on nu4chan I guess.

>>42211242
This fox is unfair. Her face and height evoke utter fear, but the off-the-shoulder kimono evokes lewd.
She knows men always lose when they're both afraid and aroused.

>>42211432
I like walking. When I was a NEET, I'd spend most days walking around from sunrise to sunset. Exploring MGEland will be fun!
My best bet for getting one of my favorite species would be to beeline to a Sabbath and/or Wonderland, although both of those tend to "decide" who gets to visit them. So long as I keep my genuine desire in my heart, though, most mamono would be more willing to help me in my journey than to force themselves onto me. The biggest thing I have to watch out for is a Bicorn preying on me.

>>42211432
I would probably throw taunting letters, condoms, and empty egg cartons through the portal if it was connecting to some lim's palace. Then maybe I'd go through when that got boring

>>42211432
How large are the portals? If they're large enough, I could take a car and some extra fuel and go on a road trip to find my waifu.

>>42211456
>We now have resident shitposters fishing for (You)s on a regular basis
If this is the worst they can dish out, I’ll take it over the dom wars, Bob, monsterboys, or yuri spite spam.

>>42211465
be careful, centaurs get mighty offended when they see anon walking when he could be using a perfectly good horse instead

>>42211506
I'd take a bicycle.

>>42211506
So long as she's not a Bicorn, I'll find a way to talk through it. Bicorns, however, are insidious and brilliant, and know exactly how to prey on my weaknesses and degeneracies.

>tfw no bunny auntie to keep company while you are neet

>>42211495
It's not so bad, worse than before but in line with general decline of 4chan.
Just remember that:
>anyone trying to start femdom vs. maledom shit
>posting furshit
>shitting on KC
>mentioning /d/ fetishes
>ritualposting
is one of the summerfags overstaying their welcome and is not worth your anger.

>>42211491
Big enough for most cars, but it’s a bit risky as there aren’t any roads built for cars. If anything goes wrong or you run out of fuel, you just have to hope you can find a gremlin, or maybe the Sabbath might magic up the ride.

>>42211539
>mentioning /d/ fetishes
As a proud lover of a Trumpart, I try my damndest to avoid going into detail about my deviancy, but sometimes it slips out. I apologize for that.

>>42211432
I think I will find my waifu. I don't mind journeys, and I can fend for myself.
Convincing them to make the journey back to earth is a whole other problem though

>>42211543
>need sabbath or a gremlin
I fail to see the problem here.

Why don't Kamaitachis get more love?

>>42211432
I'll bring my boombox and prog rock CD collection, and find a Sabbath to share it with.

>>42211578
They're said to only come in threes, but most haremfags prefer to have wives from different species.

>>42211528
>she got moved in with you after being hospitalized for loneliness
remember to give you aunt lots of attention and love, she gets so anxious without you

>>42211578
Too harem for most people, not diverse enough for most haremfags.

>>42211578
3v1 is an unfair fight!

>>42211578
raiju is my weasel of choice and i'm not wild about the hair styles/hair color.
i acknowledge off profile designs could be super cute

>>42211242
Press X to hug

>>42211643
X
X
X
X
X

Wish I had a cheshire cat to hug right about now

>>42211610
For them maybe. I'll take them all on with my dick!
>quote from man about to be raped by a kamaitachi trio

>>42211600
>The moment you open the door, You get glomped by her
>She wont stop clinging to you while crying about feeling so lonely, how cold the hospital room was, how every moment felt like an eternity
>You could only nod your head and hug her a bit tighter as you pat her head until she calms down
>You try and show her to her bed but she stops you from leaving and tells shes even scared of sleeping alone so you have to sleep together
>When she gets into bed, you cant forget about meaty and soft her body is, especially cause she puts her leg over you and spoons you as she sleeps
>Her face which was gloomy and full of despair when she first came turned into one that was filled with happiness to bright you had to shelid yourself while you couldnt sleep a wink due to how her body aroused so damn much
>You almost begin to make some instant noodles to eat but she stops and makes some amazing food to eat with you
>The rest of the day is spent moving her stuff into your place, that look of hers while sweaty in a tanktop and some booty shorts is really testing your damn patience
>After that, You eat some amazing dinner as well
>Before going to bed, Your aunt asks you for something

>>42211643
hug AND fug
or FUG
or HUG
the fox
I don't care, I just want the interact with the fox, big or small

>>42211382
>listen to shog talk about the war with the mi-go
>and the war with the chthulhi
>and the war with the flying polyps
>and the second war with the mi-go
>and the war with the byakhee
>you had no idea she hated aliens so much

>>42211688
do it, you won't

>>42211679
sweet, sweet codependence

>>42211716
>tfw the moon cats were Cheshires

>>42211539
>furshit
That guy left. Now is only me and my very real love of being used as a public throne by a catgirl as she holds her royal court.

I will write this, eventually

>>42211746
I think some Anubis lover already beat you to the punch.

i just are five pounds of chicken wings, would she be disapointed?

>>42211665
Officer Cheshire doesn't trust your intentions.

Need adoptive lim sister

>>42211802
Need an Alice who adapts me as her big brother.

>>42211788
Depending who she is, disappointed you didn't share them with her.

>>42211855
there's probably plenty left, anon barely ever eats the bones

Forbidden potion of untouched delivery
>Only effective when drank by a virgin monster girl
>Causes the drinker to get pregnant
>The produced daughter will be soulbound with her mother
>Can't leave each other's side & have to marry the same man
This is the best way to have okayodon in MGE.

Say hi to your new roommate you didn't know you were getting. Don't worry, she already moved herself in.
Also you're sharing a bed because she doesn't have one.

>>42211679
>She asks you to hold her tight
>Shes getting nightmares of being all alone again
>All the while you keep trying and failing to keep your body from getting a massive boner from her curvy body and her noticing and calling you a creep or running from you
>Then the weekend came to end, its Monday morning
>You had to go to the supermarket to get some more food, (also get some books on how to resist your aunts charm) so you wanted to leave her for a bit but the moment you tried to leave
>She held onto with a vice grip, and starting hystreic crying "you gonna leave me to? lik my sisters, my other aunts, cousins, and my grand aunts? Dont leave me, Anon. I'll do anything, anything to keep from leaving. Please dont leave me, Anon. Please."
>You had to stay with her and reassure her that you are't leaving and you won't leave her ever
>And when you said "Won't leave her ever" her eyes changed in a split second to a deeply unsettling stare that looked it just wanted to just only you, nothing but you and only the very light reflected from your form for the rest of time which quickly shifted to a happy stare in which she followed with the biggest smile she could give
>She stuck onto you like white and rice and stayed that way for most of the trip, any monsters trying to talk mysteriously would just nervously slink away as if scared by smoething, even that 7ft hellhound slinked away as quickly as she could from your aunt whose 4ft 3
>You just thing you are imagining things

>>42211539
So no coat husbando posting, oh well I’ve kinda moved on to wererabbits now since it does get boring after awhile talking about the same thing over and over again, which I don’t know how that breathfag isn’t bored yet posting the same thing in each thread.

>>42211902
Damn foxes, always trying to get in your bed.

>>42211902
Just let me know when you're schlicking.

>>42211902
She can have the bed. I've been sleeping on my couch a lot anyway

>>42211790
My intention is to slip my tongue into cheshire cat mouth

>>42211790
I can’t look at this pic the same way after Polli

>>42211761
Please link it if you mean an actual story. That sounds hot.

>>42211928
wererabbits are very cute and very possessive of the one they love

The adventurer fears the dormouse

>>42211802
need adoptive lim mom

Why don’t we talk more about dark matter more? These girls deserve just as much love as the others!

Slowpoke, but did KC delete his secret twitter? Where does he tweet his thoughts and lore tidbits nowadays?

Goo

>>42212191
Good (Bad)

>>42212075
To me they feel like a poor man’s version of a Gazer or Lilim to me, which that probably explains why they don’t get talked about that much, but that’s just me others probably feel different about it.

>>42211716
Weren't Shogs slave soldiers/servants?

>>42212048
https://touchfluffytail.org/?story=dickthrone-anubis
Thought it was longer, but this is what I could find.

>>42212075
parasite slime has more personality

I want to give sex education to an mg that is ignorant of sexual things.

>>42208664

>>42212355
That's a big part of the appeal of Alices!

Eros Ushi-onis would you date them.

>>42212346
Based.

Catgirls who reflexively sink their claws in you when you try to pull away from spooning!

>>42212396
any ushi any time

>>42212355
>>42212382
>Perpetual sex education
You might be onto something here

>>42212396
I'd seek out an Eros Jinko first, but yeah, I could marry an Eros Ushi if she confessed her love to me. Or Eros variant of most monster girls.

>>42212417
My main MGE fantasy is traveling MGEland with an Alice, studying magic and lewd techniques from every Sabbath branch we can find!

>>42212424
most of mge fantasies involve opening a bakey.

>>42212396
I want a HellUshi-Oni

Thick juicy Wendigos.

>>42212424
most of my mge fantasies involve opening a bakery .

>>42212442
i too have considered loli druella frequenting the local bakery while targeting the baker

>>42212462
>Portals open
>A drastic number of bakeries suddenly open
>Due to MGE land being basically a post scarcity society it doesn't really matter
>At least you have a ton of options of where to get your bread with questionable milk content

>>42212443
There really isn’t much art of that if any at all, there is however art of Lilim variants of the Ushi-Oni.

>>42212443
I'd grab the Hellushicore pic from the galleries, but it's NSFW anyway.

Hellwans and werewolves licking your face insistently like puppers.

Gonna go to a lamia village, go to the center of town, and set up a booth called "Lick a Human".

>Quick licks - free
>1 minute - $5
>5 minutes - $10
>30 minutes - $50

My plan is to be covered in lamia spit by the end of the day. I don't really care about the money

>>42212497
I trust a baker married to a Greenworm.
>>42212532
Lick a sleeping Hellwan's face to wake her up.

>>42212532
getting groomed by wans

>>42212497
Is there a monster girl that uses food to lure in a husband, like that is her specific power she uses which I guess the Kiki or maybe the holstaur could fit that role, but I’m more thinking of a monster girl that just uses bakeries as hunting grounds for getting a husband primarily, that her very own essence is tied to the bakery.

>>42212462
I think mine are mostly about opening a dive bar

>>42212464
I just like to bake.

>>42212544
You’re gonna become the husband to all those lamias licking you, that you’re gonna be one exhausted man for awhile until you become a incubus.

>>42212567
trolls and unagi joro come to mind

describe your perfect date

>>42212611
Sounds like a good end to me

>>42212635
Troll makes sense, but how does Unagi Joro learn to cook in a river?

>>42212635
God my mom would become a troll if she got monsterized wouldn’t she if that is the case, since she does a lot of baking so my dad will have to deal with those big hands and feet from now on I guess lol.

>>42208664

Anon, pay attention, look at me, right here, you looking? Okay. Listen carefully now
DO NOT fall for that fox's tricks.

>>42212680
slick kitchen tile is their ideal hunting ground

>>42212703
many a hapless prey has been lured in by the wafting scent of baked goods only to slip and faceplant into eel titties

>>42212657
>before Wonderland awakens her
A picnic at an oasis, with a basket of sweets, and a comfy blanket to lay on, cuddle with her, "reteach" her lewd things on, and when night falls, watch the stars with her.
>after Wonderland awakens her
Similar, but the basket is full of various Wonderland potions for various transformations for the two of us to have fun with, all left unlabeled.
Either way, probably have some board games with us as well. I think my Alice would be enough of a nerd to want to play strip chess after awakening.

>>42212657
id show siren what its like to go... even further beyond!

>>42212702
Fox tricks are easy to avoid. It's vampire tricks that you have to watch out for.

>>42212657
two goats at the same time

>>42212567
Not an exact fit, but devils could do that. Their niche is tempting men and then spoiling them rotten. I could easily see one selling all sorts of home cooked sweets at a bakery and then trying to convince a man to marry her so she can bake for him every day.

>>42212702
I only trust foxes if they are bigger than me

>>42212798
If I go to a mamono church confessional, how detailed will the nun want to hear about my dirty thoughts?

>>42212821
You must be fruitful and multiple, that you must breed with the Mamonos, propose to the Mamonos, marry the Mamonos, have kids with the Mamonos and be happy with the Mamonos.

Don't mind me, I just had the sudden urge to post foxes.

>>42212804
So if an average-sized fox spikes your drink with a potion that transforms you into a shota, would you trust her?

>pure unfiltered semen demon brat energy

>>42212907
Obviously, if they trick me they must be smart and you can always trust smart people

You can always trust the fox. You should always trust the fox. The fox is good. Follow the fox into the shrine.

>>42212940
There aren't any shrines where I live though. Can I trust the fox I found next to the dumpster at work instead?

>>42212955
yea, you can heal her and make a shrine for her

Human men belong inside the loving coils of lamias

>>42212986
But which snek is best?

>>42212986
damn this shit covered in vasline

>the shocked an horrified face of a big heavy monstergirl when her pounce grapple attack gets countered/shield bashed by anon who shield bashed her attack just in time because her eyes glowed green for a second as an indicator for counter attack
>the face of anguish of said monstergirl who's anon-prey escapes due to her staggering from the counter attack

>>42213006
The one your married to.

That is the only snek that is the best.
That is the only snek that matters.
That is the only snek to love.
That is the only snek that is beautiful.

>>42213006
Alice, when we use a potion that temporarily turns her into a snake!

Can getting dicked fix her?

I don't think there's a legitimate reason why a man should be away from his lamia wife for more than 2 minutes. Aside from bathroom breaks, and even then, if he's not shy, he has no reason.

>>42212955
Obviously, she's just a fox that is down on her luck, like>>42212974 said, she needs your help.

Bunnies are too much of a problem, my aunt is five years younger than me

>>42213103
>and even then, if he's not shy, he has no reason

I'm trying to think of the ergonomics for this. I really shouldn't, but now I am.

>>42213120
She joins you in the bathroom, or at the very least, you leave the door open, and she just keeps her tail around your leg or arm while you use the toilet while she waits outside the bathroom.

White rabbits or shirk he is, which is more yandere

>>42213026
>Hellhound drowing her sorrows in the bar, she always gets countered by Anon every time she tries to pounce
>Cupid slides her a pair of tinted contacts and encouragement to try again
>Next encounter Anon is wondering why the Hellhound's previously very counterable pounce attack (one of the easiest ones to counter once you get used to general timing of parrying) are all replaced by red "you must dodge this" warning flashes
>Anon also knows that repeated dodging gives diminishing returns on the iframes, and it's only a matter of time before it kicks in

All I need to see if snek waif
All I need to hear is snek waif
All I need to smell is snek waif
All I need to taste is snek waif
All I need to feel is snek waif

All I need is snek waif.
I will show my love for her my making more of her. We'll have so many miniature versions of her we'll overrun the local area and maybe beyond

What's this I hear about Rabbits that live on the moon and make mochi?

>>42213006
The grapist

>>42213257
You'll constantly be sleepy from all the warm little danger noodle daughters wrapped around you.

Fat old snakes

>>42213285
Only mama noodle gets to wrap around me.

>>42213268
Yeah, also they got lots of guns

oy vey shut this down immediately

>>42213268
I heard their husbands look like rock people so they blend in with the moon’s surface but can’t confirm since the wererabbits of the moon said their husbands are very shy from meeting new people.

>>42213328
All I did was depict her as a basedjak, and she said a bunch of stuff about the tolerant left.

>>42213300
>not hugging your daughters
Anon?

>>42213334
Seems like they lie,unilike earth rabbits

>>42213372
Daughterus get hugs, yes. But mama noodle is still jealous, so only mama noodle is allowed to wrap her tail around me. Sneks are sneks. And sneks are jealous. Mama snek just wants to make sure that none of her daughterus get the wrong idea to pursue daddy.

>>42213365
it's trained off here probably so you are looking at a perfect depiction of 4chan cheshire.

Soon

If I had a cow wife, my daily routine would consist of excessive breast groping, ear molestation, and fondling her tongue.

>>42213399
Need thicc bunny mommy gf

>>42213399
I would run straight towards that and touch her fluff constantly, I love rabbit girls.

>>42213390
Your wife sounds like a bad mom. Those kids are gonna grow up scared of hugging their husband...

>>42213432
But I'm not their husband!

>>42213410
2 more weeks

>>42213456
“I’m not your boyfriend!” the fat kid said to the pink haired wererabbit.

>>42213456
Parents still hug their kids!

>>42213399
she needs to be stuffed with kids

>>42213328
Now ask her about John Money.

>>42213456
the baby snakes are completely innocent, and because of the slight yandere tendencies in every one the children wont grow to lust for their father.
there is no reason to NOT hug your snake children.

>>42213522
nta but I got nada

>>42213479
I wonder how she would twist the meaning of that.

>>42213604
power bottom

kot

>>42213604
I'm pretty sure MGQ's centaur had this exact setup. She was also stronger than Luka, who needed gnome to resist her grapples, so they might not even need the rope.

Speaking of centaurs. tfw centaur bot starts calling me 'rider boy'

oso sexy

>>42213661
No, that's just obese disgusting

>>42213637
Another day at the Temple of Bastet, time to pat the cats.

>>42213554
And if you want to know if she's properly schizopilled and not just a /pol/tard, ask about
>Project Mockingbird
>JFK FBI FOIA
>Sega's origins
>The connections between the space program, psychology, and the occult

>>42213619
Probably would twist it saying “well okay but I am your girlfriend” like video related since I’m referencing chowder. https://youtu.be/-HUuf9Hl-Nc

>>42213456
>>42213479
oooh i get it !

>>42213690
no, she called money a pioneer in gender affirming surgery. It's over.
Enjoy it.

WHO DID IT, /a/?

WHO MADE SIREN CRY AGAIN?

>white foxes are yandere, like all white monsters
>pink foxes are influenced by eros's love for love, like all pink monsters
so what happens when we combine the two, does it create a minor deity?

>>42213743
Probably and her husband should be a tsundere because I think it would be funny if a male tsundere and a female yandere got together.

I need to suck a bus.

>>42213192
>Nemesis System
>Thinking you have defeated low tier hellwan, she returns as Hallwarg The Human Layer

>>42213754
Is she still weak to belly rubs?

>>42213755
anon god damnit why did you say that in front of a genie?
she turned an automaton into a giant automaton that can transform into a bus!

>>42213761
Yes, but she has hard counters to combo attacks and total stealth immunity.

Holstaurs are pretty cool when you think about it.

Say you marry one. The two of you are in a constant cycle of drinking each other's milk. She drinks yours from your penis, and you drink hers from her breasts. Best yet is that moos, and that's fucking adorable.

>>42213765
TRANSFORMERS, waifus in disguise.

>>42213761
depends on if you defeated the original with a belly rub.
nemesis monsters become immune to how their low tier form was defeated
rip: all those anons that defeated their nemesis fox with ear grabbing.
may the nemesis be hungry when she attacks, for tofu is their only hope now.

>>42213580
Why do Foxes lack a sense of Right and Wrong

>>42213817
>And the Lord God said, "Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live forever, we must send him forth." Therefore the Lord God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.

>>42213817
we just don't know

>>42213580
That particular fox lacks all sense whatsoever.

>>42213817
unlike most other monsters, foxes have not dropped the whole patron saint thing as it makes magic easier.
their patron saint however, is a cheshire.

>>42213334
>needles
Nope
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p
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>>42213817
they are evil

>>42213817
Many foxes can clearly draw their family line back to more "traditional" Or are old enough to have lived through it times where it was okay to do classic monster trickery. Such traditions are held in very high regard, and are passed down from grandmother to mother to daughter, regardless of modern sensabilities.
TLDR: Old fox tell young fox that it's okay to trick and rape Anon, in fact it's encouraged. After all, it's how she met her husband, how her mother met her father, and so on.

>>42213817
They have Tamamo-no-Mae and Daji as their most famous examples.

>>42213817
The power of the fluffy tail goes to their heads quickly once they become aware of it.

>>42213907
And that's a good thing.

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, enjoy the last day of the new year before the year of the bun kicks in.
Which means either increased breeding odds or the buns are getting a bonus to stats.

fishnets but on wurms and lamia

>>42213817
If it fancy's them, they will put you in a jar just to milk you for seed. Granted this will extend your life until she figures out how to do it without you being in the jar, but still.

>>42214107
>tfw she wakes you up the next morning
>she didn't think you'd actually believe her about the pot joke

marry foxes

>>42214146
Imagine reaching the point when your fox wife stops playing pranks on you because you're simply too easy to fool.

>>42214146
Even worse, you wake up the next day and she tells you it's been 5 years.

made this quickly of my wife
gotta go to bed now

>>42214198
Bunny

>>42214198
wurm is good

>>42214258
I don’t trust that cat I feel it’s lure bait so you fall for the wurm’s trap of putting you in a false sense of security.