/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I love my wife (plural)!

I am ready to partake in some monkey business.

fishe

catte

Emergency! Emergency! The thread requires Spider-Cows.
MANY Spider-Cows.

>>42196045
Cute Spider Cow is not for lewds.
OK, maybe some lewds

>>42196045
I got you, also have a cute dog with it too.

>>42196014
She seems scary

>>42196222
big scary fishe are very nice

>>42196222
Looks like a nice girl to me, would befriend.

>>42196222
once she bites down, she runs out of moves and just becomes a big softie.

>>42195943

Corruption therapy expert

>>42196374
Oh boy, ventriloquist show!

>>42196374
aren't you a bit too old to be playing with dolls, ma'am?

>>42196563
the perfect dragon, fat and lazy

>>42196610
Dragons were not built for modernity

>>42196563
Don't eat in the bed you filthy animal!

>>42195943

>>42196646
The noises fox girls produce when they get excited or when they get ignored enough scare me.

https://youtu.be/FTx8RxK3hqQ

>>42196634
they were built for it, for men want meaty wives

>>42196840
>Introduce muscled red dragon wife to burgers.
>Acquire strongthick dragonwife that is starting to invest a bit of her hoard so she can 'begin creating a brood.'
You love to see it.

>>42196840
>not wanting a wife you can pick up whenever you want

>>42196858
>anon has never heard of lifting heavy

>>42196858
not with that attitude

>>42195943
>Be ready to comfort your canine wife soon.
y?

>>42196646
I'd do that to pretty much any of the beast girls honestly. They were made for petting.

>>42196898
when you need a training montage before your wedding day

>>42196045
I hear and I obey

>>42196898
Full respect to that guy, but I still prefer big muscle wife to pick me up.

How do i deal with the fact that I'm way younger that my wife and she's getting called a pedo? It's only a 9999923 year age gap

>>42195943
>When you start to suspect your "human" maid is actually a shoggoth in disguise

>>42197075
Best way to check is to lick the plates and see how she responds.

How to tell if your single wetnurse now personal maid is a monster. Tell her you love her and see how she responds

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

How will monsters defeat the enemy residing in every man, known by many as "post-nut clarity"?

>>42197216
it's a byproduct of retraction period, that is the first victim of mamono mana changing the man's body
no cooldown period = no post nut clarity

>>42197216
>post-nut clarity
>"damn, maybe I shouldn't spend most of my day cumming into manti-chan's tailpussy"

>>42197216
>have an Alice for a little sister
>have post nut clarity every time and get really depressed
>your little sister just likes spending time with her favorite brother in the whole wide world
>cue even more depression because you hate lolifags and are disgusted by yourself at the mere thought of even being one

>>42197216
i just get back to drinking milk, eating somegood food then train harder

I hate being computer illiterate, I really want to instantly hide any posts with phrases or from certain people from my view but I don't know how to do it. I will literally kill myself and others and post it here if I have to read one more post about Danuki breath.

>>42197223
look at the smile with which she burries her face in your chest, look at the wiggling ear and swishing tail, and watch your doubts dissipate

>>42197286
Good job acknowledging that ritualposting dipshit

I burned the hell out of my hand cooking lunch. Does MGC hospital offer discrete healing? I don't want my amazon wife finding out because she'll try to fight the oven for daring to hurt me.

>>42197312
ye, just call 912 and ask for mens health, its a service so that worrywart monsters to be none the wiser when you get hurt and you dont want her to know

>>42197286
top right, settings,filter, filter and highlight, edit, type "breath into pattern and set to hide. Save it and set it to on.
I could screenshot the process or make a video if it is too complicated for you.

>>42197324
And I forgot you need to set it to search in comment, right next to the pattern part.

>>42197322
I've been trying to call those guys for weeks now about my shoggoth maid, but all I hear from my phone is "Silly Mastah."

>>42197346
u are screwed

MG superhero idea: Batman but with a Shoggoth maid instead of Alfred, plus she also doubles as his suit and gadgets.
He's also named ShogMan.

I really want her warm, slimy tongue just dancing across my face all day

Post cute Monster girls interacting with shotas!

>>42197387
Really broadening your horizons.

>>42197397

Made a concept map for the MGE world, and if you’re wondering where wonderland or the other extra dimensional places are on the map I always felt they were below ground or outside the universe somehow so I didn’t include them, the purple island is where the monster lord resides while the pink island is supposed to be the fairy kingdom, also if anyone wants to add cities or the smaller details of the MGE world on the map I would be fine with it, since I just made this out of fun because there really isn’t a official map of the MGE setting.

>>42197322
This just seems like some sort of elaborate trap that tattles on men for being reckless

>>42197397
is that legal?

>>42197425
they dont tell you but it only works three times, one more time and your wife is told about what happened

>>42197404
Yesterday, breath sniffing.
Today, face licking.
Tomorrow, tongue kissing.

>>42197246
Alice is one of my favorite mamono. If I were a haremfag, I'd happily have an Alice imouto.

>>42197410
that would be me

>>42197375
>she also doubles as his suit and gadgets.
I need this with living armor

Alice (Touhou) is a monster girl based on the fact she is a youkai, but also based on the fact she's a creep and a weirdo.

Would you date a creep and why not?

>>42197581
The ground is down, the sky is up, and Alice is meant to be alone.

>>42197581
YES, so i can be the bright light in her life, i dont mind she might have an entire room of dolls that look like me

>>42197590

>>42197640
i asked for kiki milk and cookeis

>>42197590
isnt yuugi one of the few people to have canonically beaten reimu?

Butt pillow

>>42197665
Does Alice really deserve a bright light in her life?

>>42197581
it is a well known fact that Alice leaks poop.

>>42197581
who could possibly date this dork?

>>42197720
Yes and I'd fight you for it

>>42197739
You wouldn't have to fight anyone for the "privilege", because just about everyone else has common enough sense not to get near the creep who plays with dolls. Who knows what she'll do to you!

>>42196898
>Push it to the limit 80's montage of anon working his way to being able to princess carry his 8 ft tall wife

>>42197216
With post-sex cuddles

Lap pillow

>>42197750
And? You'll get nowhere if fear holds you in its grip

>>42197735
(Me)

>>42197778
I'll beat you in a boxing match for her hand, you. You can get patchy

>>42197581

>>42197581
Creeps are the best girls better than any other

>>42197766
Goo in hair

If I'm the first person to make contact with the MGE world, I'm going to tell them only to send danukis, ratas, and other rodents.

>>42197808
It keeps her hair nice and healthy. It's also slick and cool to the touch. It feels wonderful on skin.

>>42197828
She needs a shower, no girl should have oily hair

You nerds are going to get grabbed by packs of gyarus

>>42197843
Give me a muscle gyaru.

>>42197843
not me, i aint scared of interacting with women all that much, i'll just treat them like a normal person and just talk with them

imma tell dragonia that men only want meaty dragons, none that are skinny or anything like that

>>42197839
You wouldn't be able to handle Gazer in the shower. She gets so handsy and you wind up taking hours to get the both of you clean. The upside is it's all very relaxing by the end.

>>42197876
Have you ever interacted with a woman that really, REALLY wanted to get in your pants?

>>42197895
No, but 3DPD aren't MGs either.

>>42197766
Her friend has bigger lap pillows

Lewd monsters in lewd clothing are boring.
Pure monsters in lewd clothing are overdone.
What we need are lewd monsters in pure clothing.

>>42197895
i wear shorts

>>42197904
they will be someday

>>42197916
The more they're wearing, the sexier they are. See kikimoras for example.

>>42197904
Either way, kind of hard to have a regular conversation in that case.
>>42197921
They're comfy and easy to wear.

>>42197895
not really but i wont care for any girl but a woman over 200 is my weakness, especially if she's meaty, has massive milkers, and is way taller than me

>>42197916
monster nuns

>zero monster girl content at comiket
How far we have fallen.

>>42197957
its going on nopw?

>>42197916
>What we need are lewd monsters in pure clothing.
like that nun succ comic?

Yeah, monsters are powerful. But they wouldn't be able to handle an alpha sigma chad transcendent male like myself.

>>42197960
Tomorrow but nobody's advertised any new monster girl material yet to my knowledge.

>>42197411
We'll never get a proper full map of MGE, be it official or fanmade.
The reason is simple, places like Dragonia or anything mentioned in sidebooks are "Canon if you want them to". KC also encourages people to build their own city/country.
This means MGE's world will always be in a state of discovery, where we could learn about a giant city where every monster is a maid or even an entire nation ruled by military centaurs.

>>42197806
Let me explain this in terms you can understand;

Alice will stalk you from a distance, and have dolls that keep eyes on you. You won't notice at first, but every now and then you'll see movement in the corner of your eye, enough to make you pause for a few moments. You might visit her house on a blue moon, just to ask for directions or pick up a delivery for someone, and she might seem pleasant at first. However, she might offer you tea, something you should never take under any circumstance. If you do, you'll begin to feel tired, and your body will be forfeited to Alice. She'll tie your unconcious body up in strings as she puppets you to fuck her in every way she has fantasized. After she's had her fun with you, eventually you'll wake up, your body feeling sore and tired despite everything, and strange red marks all over your skin. If you've a small bit of self-preservation you'll know to bail from her house at this point. In your moment of escape you won't notice that she's swapped your clothes out with identical copies she made herself (and probably has some tracking magic on it). She'll no doubt keep your originals with her to use to masturbate with, or get high off of your scent by smelling the clothes as much as she can. Her post-masturbation clarity will involve trying to scheme a new way to lure you back to her lair.

Youkai are dangerous, but Alice is especially so. Not due to her strength, but because of how much of a creepy loner she is. Stay safe and stay away from Alice!

best mgs for this feel?
https://exhentai.org/s/2ab938e2c0/738004-9

>>42197876
You shouldn't do that it ruins their plans and makes it so they have to change up their strategies

>>42198007
does it really matter?
i remember that the comiket of around when monmusu quest first came out had a bunch of mg comics that just never ever got scanned.

>>42198023
Digital releases are way more common nowadays at least.

>>42197957
At least Kakao's succubus doujin is still going.

>>42197957
Maybe if you're only looking at monster girl brand monster girl content.

>>42197951
>>42197964
Form fitting nun outfits are in the "extremely lewd" category.

>>42198030
Succubi seem to have displaced monster girls as a genre in general. Pretty disappointing.

>>42196014
Captain of the Swim Team, who insists that a dweeb like you would drown without her. Doesn't help that she keeps pulling you under briefly and "saving" you as you try to do laps at the pool

>>42198012
imma just look at the cute dolls and talk with her, go over to her house and play and talk with her, also ask her for some milkhoping to get some of her breast milk and i don't mind if she puppets my body into fucking her, in fact thats rather hot but i want her to use me like her most favorite sex doll in fact. hell even making me a shota is ok
>>42198037
thats cause her body is just that curvy

>>42198040
>insists that she must do mouth to mouth resuscitation, and instead of pumping your heart she grabs your nuts
>you are also completely conscious

>>42198036
Ikuta Takanon is a bit too degenerate for my tastes unfortunately. And let's be real kemonomimi is not "monster girl content", it's good but it's hardly the same thing.

>>42196014
De way of wader connects all things

>>42197916

>>42197957
is it all furshit instead?

>>42197675
They were all out, you're getting imitation kiki milk.

>>42188222
>be anon
>make eye contact with snek
>gleaming_yandere_eyes.lamia
>”Ohohohoh! You’re in too deep now, husbando~”
>why is it always the mamono customers?
>normally they’re fine but every now and then one gets obsessed
>you surreptitiously reach for the company taser beneath the counter
>”You must have me confused with someone else. We’ve never met before, ma’am. This is a Wend — AAAHH IT BURNS!”
Many such cases.

>>42198085
I dunno about furshit, just that the old guard of MG artists all quit or are mainly doing SFW work now and new artists are few and far between.

>>42198052
They go max degen sometimes, yeah, but at the same time they've got some 10/10 vanilla.

>>42198114
with less and less artists maybey you'll look at the ai solution with less disdain.,

>>42198144
fuck off, im still here

>>42198144
Get back in your hole, freak

>>42197312
>not taking vengeance on the oven
What are you, some sort of alp?

>>42198144
Even if AI art becomes comparable to the real thing in most applications, monster girl designs tend to require more originality, and the pool of references to use is quite small outside of a few favorites, so it's never going to be truly usable for monster girls.

>>42197735
(us)

>>42198153
youll leave us like everyone else

>>42198210
yeah, when my time is up lmao or this thread finally dies. im not gonna give up the first place that i showed my drawing and people liked it

>>42198223
post your drawing

>>42198240
aight

>>42198258
I still respect how little you care about what is probably an embarrassing fetish.

>>42198271
what? liking venus bodies or fatties? i just share my taste elsewhere, also words are words, they only hurt if you let them to, anon.

>>42198258
I like the color scheme

>oooooh there's no more drawfags
>drawfag says he's still here
>oooooh post art
>posts art
>NOT LIKE THAT
stop moving goalposts and accept the reality, we recently had one very good artist take tons of requests for cute pictures and we still have a few freshmen from last year
>>42198286
he's trying to rile you up, don't let him

>>42198288
thanks
>>42198289
he aint, i just gave the answer to his question

Single tailed kitsunes > multi tailed hags

Feed your worms

>>42198320
y go with younger when her aunt i s hotter, cooks better, is more willing to be a house wife, and will always be happy when you come back from work, and will say "why do you love an old lady like me"

>>42198335
Teens are the hottest, and the mamono ideal is perpetual adolescence.

>>42198352
>Teens are the hottest
nah, 20 years before 25 is hot to most, but me i like 25+ physical age

>>42198332
That is so adorable, especially the agitated newt rescuing her shoggy friend.

damn sea hag is too sexy

I bet one of you is a rich bastard. Please fund the following:
>Official MGE figures
>Tailpussy onahole
>Immersive VR rape experience (Hellhound edition)
>Weekly MGE 4-koma

>>42198445
BODY LANGUAGE

>>42198457
I am eating leftover ham fried with old onions and rice that was on sale on a local market for almost a week now, and I'm lightning up my room with a candle. I need a creeping coin gf to save me from this powerty.

>>42198335
>"why do you love an old lady like me"
Why must they always say this? They should know saying that will drive young anons into a breeding frenzy that they cannot control

>>42198493
maybe thats they say it, to really feel the passion from their youthful and lustful husband

20 and 200 is pretty much the same thing

>>42198509
for monsters that is, thats why i want a woman that is 1000 at least

>>42198352
>>42198363
No, it's the lolis and JCs that are the hottest.

>>42198509
a girl doesn't really hit her stride until 800 or so

>>42198515
anon, thats your opinion not fact

>>42198509
How come monsters get to do this but when I insist 20 means I'm an adult I get laughed at by old monsters

>>42198509
Just because she is a primordial evil to you doesn't mean she's not 20 in demon years.

>>42198445

>>42198532
you have to show off your grit by climbing the nearest mountain without any form of protection if you do fall off

>>42198525
She looks like a very suckable bus

remember the older the monster, the easier it is to get milk during battle if you ask them

>>42198509
I just want to lose to a succ, they all seem like natural 20s in charisma.

>>42198572
>I just want to lose to a succ, they all seem like natural 20s in charisma.
Why do you think they basically took over the entire monster girl genre? They're basically all the best parts without any of the negatives.

>>42198572
Don’t worry, you’ll most likely lose to the tutorial fight slime

I will bite the spade.

>>42198585
slime's age is very interesting. for all you know she's been hanging out since the primordial ooze

>>42198546
I want to show them I'm mature not give them a heart attack

>>42198585
I just need to make it to Wonderland. I won't let anything stop me.

>>42198546
a surefire way to impress ms baphomet, krampus and satyros

>>42198613
whats the differnence? aside from that is having lots of kids or fighting demon realm beasts with your bare hands

>>42198532
Monsters should not laugh at boys with a medical condition that makes reaching 100 years extremely unlikely.

>>42198632
it's easy to see how some elves became banshees

>>42198645
>tfw you are a fighter and your nurse/personal doctor is an older banshee that keeps gently scolding for getting hurt

>>42198457
>Tailpussy onahole
Now that I think about it, it probably already exists. The onahole market is wild.

>>42198469
I'm thankful for creeping coins.
Before them it was either marry a tanuki or a rich old hag.

Wasn't monster musume suppose to air this year?

>>42198667
What? 2nd season? I doubt they would make it considering manga is pretty much ded

>>42198645
>your smug elf companion starts having a freak out after she notices you have a gray hair
>she starts being reclusive and hoarding up books on necromancy, age extension, eternal life and worshipping hel
silly girl, doesn't she live long enough already?

>>42198716
If one grey hair could cause that, I wonder what a long-lived monster going on a quick vacation for a few years would do if she came back and saw the shota that called her nee-chan is now a full-fledged adult with a beard

>>42196045

>>42198799
qt

>>42198716
>elf sees anon getting taller than her
>In her mind she sees taller as getting older, and older means closer to death
>she prays to hel to keep her love at the same size

int: 002
cha: 999

>>42198837
she cute, i want more monster like her

>>42198846
maybe that's what being a father is like

>>42198837
I’ll give her some int potions to help

How do I tell the difference between a satyros and an adult bodied bapho?

>>42198876
give her your pan flute and see if she can play a ditty

>>42198876
The legs. Satryos legs go that weird thing where they bend backward, baphomets don't.

Now, trying to differentiate between a baphomet and krampus is much more difficult.

>>42198885
see if she knows when leif ericson day is

guys is it cheating if I draw monster girls in poses I copied from other images by eye?

>>42198909
It's good practice.

>>42198909
It's called "swiping" and literally every comic artist ever has done it

>>42198909
not really, if you are tracing them yes it is. but thats how you learn how to draw but dont use it as a crutch

>>42198909
No, it’s called inspiration. It’s when you trace those poses it becomes cheating

>>42197428
There’s nothing wrong with monster girls showing genuine maternal affection

>>42198914
>>42198915
holy shit look at the post times

>>42198909
that's literally what you do, to learn how to draw well

>>42198923
You have been blessed by the art fairy. Good drawings will come to you if your remember to practice every day.

>>42198861
No. I want my slimes stupid round and sexy

>>42198876
Baphomets have paws, Satyros have normal hands.

>>42198039
is there anything invovling succs but with a lovey dovey ending?

I wanna pass through a lamia's digestive tract.

>>42199009
>tfw prefer Bapho's legs but Satyros' hands
Wish there was a girl with that combination.

>"Anon, the mere lizard thing is a classic example of selection bias. Everyone tells stories about the knight who defeats a dragon but no one tells stories about the knights who don't"

>>42199066
says the lizard who dropped her tail

>>42198931
I will not fail you, oh creative fairy of art.

>>42198931
i gotta do it again, been a while sonce I praticed

Zombies seem like they would be high maintenance with the need for staples, knowledge of suturing, and embalming fluids.

>>42198931
What exercises should I do?

>>42199172
hoard 1tb of art courses

>>42199167
the constant needs for hugs is the most time consuming part

>>42199167
Not if you keep them properly supplied of mana, zombie herders are experts on this topic

>>42199167
>staples, knowledge of suturing, and embalming fluids.
Yeah if you're a faggot like crabman who wants his monster girls to be realistic.

*woosh* the last game you played has been MGEified and you've been dropped right into it

>>42199290
>EU 4
So I get to conquer the world with some dorky lim?

>Monster girl who was infatuated with you accidentally kills you
Tragic and sad. Imagine a lizard girl thinking you were fast enough to dodge an attack but instead she caused a mortal wound on you

>>42199290
>Anno 1800
>Father is accused of selling Prosperity to Salamanders

>>42199313
That's what demon realm silver is for you bitch nigger.

>>42199309
Anbennar Harpy/Jadd experience

>>42199321
Not my fault she forgot to bring her demon realm silver sword with her

>>42199333
That's not how that works. Please do everyone a favor and just neck yourself so we don't have to see your posts anymore.

>>42199290
>fear and hunger
oh fuck no

>>42199324
That mod has a lot of potential. Like Esthil's swarms of undead

>>42199290
>The Riftbreaker
Me and my living armor wife go to another dimension to open the portals for them.

>>42199316
>Queen would be a Lilim
>Princess Qing a Jinko
Wonder what the other women would be

>>42199342
I will stay here purely to inconveniece you

How do you respond when monster girls grab your butt

>>42199370
Centaurs and all other "human upper body animal lower body" monsters are shit.

remember, dont buy tanuki potions, they might be just horny juice so just grab yourself a milky healer or holst nun so you can heal by sucking her tits in battle
>>42199373
grabbing her ass

>>42196014
Sharks are the best aquatic monster girls and that's a fact.

>>42199374
animal upper body/animal lower body/human bipedal shape master race

>>42199351
Madame Kahina would be some flavour of Nuki, I'd say Dhampir would suit Harlow

>>42199290
I'm replaying Witcher 2 and I got past the part with metric fuckton of harpies, which I couldn't if they were replaced with the cute and marriageable version.
>>42199373
Encourage her to do it more.

>>42199387
Kill yourself.

>>42199373
moan a little
>>42199382
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>42199374
Your face is shit.

>>42199373
Just give her a look of pure disgust. I know it'll be hard to hide your true feelings but please try it

>>42199374
anon in need of venom correction

>>42199395
I think about it every day or two.

>>42198799
b@t

>>42198799
Bats are mammals after all.

Dhampir got moves!

>>42199503
large rear dhampirs with a penchant for backdashing towards you

I've tried asking Druella some very important questions.
https://files.catbox.moe/93yfm8.png
https://files.catbox.moe/jfg5y1.png

>>42199503
But will her moves help save me from her vampire rival in time?

>>42199532
She has to defeat all of her Vampire mom's friends who live around the castle first, then she can get abilities that help her access new areas.

>>42199290
>Rimworld
i mean. Sounds pretty good.

>>42199525
>her definition isn't open
i want to see how much emperor karl franz had to sacrifice of her personality to fit most of the mge lore in

>>42199503
I just wish she wasn't such a delinquent. She constantly picks fights with her little sister, breaks all the candle holders, and keeps bullying the maids. The poor wurm maid from the underground levels is still crying because that menace stole that chicken she stashed in the wall.

>>42199343
Based Rher turning everyone into monsters. Also pocketbapho

>>42199343
Huh, I guess not a lot has changed.

Hulking, strong, tall monster wife that has a small loli form when she isn't fighting.

>>42199589
so a coin is what allows you to sleep unmolested
>>42199599
only difference more pussy

>>42199343
>>42199589
>>42199599
>>42199607
Pocketcheshire

>>42199374
nah u r

>>42199632
ah yes that "one"
also would death become marriage within the dungeon

>>42199565
Maybe I should try and escape on my own then

>>42199290
>Master Duel
Not fully sure how that would work. MGE cards/archetypes? There are MGs in the pool of opponents in ranked, and loss = "penalty game" with them? Last game otherwise I played was Hades, which could be neat.
>Escaping from Hel and her hordes with a variety of demon silver weapons, while getting blessings from Eros, the Chief God, the Fallen God, Neptune, and other gods
>Undead hordes don't want me dead, they're just horny
>But I need to get to the surface for Houri pussy

>>42195943

>>42199646
Shepherd got some cuties.

I'm done with those silly fake villains like Druella.
I need a monster like a yandere shog whose growing influence keeps corrupting the land surrounding her into a Lovecraftian abyssal dark realm.
The kind of monster who, if left unchecked long enough, would take over an entire continent with no regard to anyone but herself and (You).

>>42199721
Dark Mages have something like that going on but they might be too "human" for you.
>They'll resort to any means necessary if it's for the sake of obtaining a man that strikes their fancy, sometimes causing huge incidents such as converting the entire town where the man lives into a mamono realm and sometimes subduing the residents they converted into monsters and reigning over the town they converted into a mamono realm with their own hands. Many of the infamous witches that were called things such as "wicked witch" are these dark mages rather than witches of Sabbath.

>>42199373
Grab her fluffy tail right at the base and whisper to her that her hand feels nice.

>>42199721
atlach does that if you're okay with living with a spider in a hole for a couple millennia

>>42199798
A risky gamble, could have just upskirted a very tall fox.

>>42199798
Liz continues to be helpful.

>>42199798
need an alt edit of >>42199803

>>42199721
I feel like a powerful Shog might actually do that, but her scope is making you happy. So if she can keep you occupied and loved all day without doing that, she probably won't. Those old gods/chaos beings the Shoggoths escaped might be perfect for that though.

>>42199787
Technically you're a spider and she's living in your hole.

>>42199803
Oh no, how terrifying.

>>42199290
>hearthstone battlegrounds and deep rock galactic
I was switching in between the two. Mostly DRG with hearthstone as filler when I need to wait for missions to reroll. Both would have me end up sitting in a bar most of the time. Only differences are hearthstone lets me play cardgames with a wide variety of monsters, and DRG makes my marriage choices limited to dwarves, robots, and alien bugs.

>>42199373
>it's a slime girl
>try to slap her butt back
>just sink into her

>>42199846
>Tall kitsune lady
Oh no?!

>>42199373
"Eeep!"

>>42199865
Marry Bosco

>>42199864
Would snort her spice/10

>>42199865
>join up as an intern to DRG
>have to be subjected to drunken dwarfgirl groping and constant demands that you 'help them take a load off'
>eventually they drag you down to Hoxxes so they have moral support to leer at as they shoot bugs
>they aren't so happy when the bug queen steals you away for herself

>>42199756
>Anon promised to marry his childhood friend who left the country
>Ends up targeted by a Dark Mage after trespassing on her domain
>She goes on a rampage to get him
>Entire towns monsterized, landscape remodeled and lots of destruction
>He manages to escape her using the power of love
>Things get quiet for a while
>Rumors of a war in the neighboring country
>Dark Mage comes back with Anon's childhood friend who is now her Werecat familiar
>She's also the new Grand Sorceress Queen of the kingdom
>Anon has no choice but to accept marrying them both

>>42199721
dragonzombie might unintentionally do that

>>42199832
I hope KC will treat some of the old gods as rare monster girls like he did with atlach-nacha.
If all of them are individuals then we'll have to wait forever until the world guide on gods he plans on eventually doing.

Gotes.

>>42199290
>skyrim
>"Summon Flame Atronach" intensifies

>>42199911

>>42199721
>Lovecraftian abyssal dark realm.
I'm setting that fucking slime on fire no way am I letting that happen.

>>42199969
you only delay the inevitable

>>42199939
Maybe he'll handle them like lilims. Give us a general encyclopedia entry, but all the ones we see are very distinct. Did we ever get a hint as to who the lilim in the encyclopedia entry was?

>>42199937
Imagine coming home an hour late and seeing everything in a 5-mile radius of your house engulfed in undead flames.
Please ensure proper supervision of your mere female lizard.

>>42197411
didn't KC say that MGE's world is a) like ten times larger than earth, and b) square/torus shaped like the average RPG map like classic Dragon Quest and the like?

>>42199290
>Monster Hunter
Wait, how do I get equipment now? I'm not carving up cute girls.
I'll still beat them with a giant sword, but I'm not killing them.

>>42199290
>TWW3
Strong Ruskies and Germans beating (with deamon silver) hordes of all sorts of Monstergirls! How wonderful.

>>42199994
MHW canon was capturing left the monster alive and unharmed so it would work.

>>42199994
their armor-y bits fall off when you ravish them post-defeat
>OO MH2

>>42195943

>>42198009
>KC also encourages people to build their own city/country.

Wait a minute, but that's /tg/!

I came up with a Lescatie island rump state long ago. Not because I actually pine for old Lescatie, but because I'm fascinated by the Taiwans and East Germanys of the world.

>>42199990
KC did say the world is fuck huge.
I don't recall anything about the square shape but that wouldn't be surprising.

>>42198009
To be concise: Having a coherent map would stifle creativity.

>>42199896
I'm sorry, my heart belongs to Doretta.
>>42199911
Karl is the Dwarven equivalent to Tom.

>>42200036
>reddit spacing
>passive aggressive faggotry
>real world faggotry on top of that
Cancer, leave.

>>42199905
But that's her poop

>>42200048
10 years and still here.

>>42200007
how you would feel if a girl beat you up and took most of your clothes?
>kinda hot
nevermind carry on

>>42200051
Sandworm girls aren't 1:1 with non-monstergirl sandworms, so I choose to believe it's her milk.

>>42199905
Bad things happen to people who snort sandworm spice.

>>42200051
Beer is just yeast piss, and honey is bee vomit, but I'm going with the breast mil thing.

>>42200104
I'm gonna say it's her poop, and that her milk is something entirely different.

Also, I'm an expert on sandworms as I've had a sandworm waifu for 6 years now.

>>42199290
>Touhou
Well hopefully living in the Human Village isn't too too bad on one hand. If youkai weren't avoided for probably being too rapey, I could settle down with a tengu at Yokai Mountain where Kanako and Chimata are trying to kickstart a nuclear-powered industrial revolution or something so that everyday life isn't boring and primitive bullshit like your typical fantasy setting.

>>42200135
Bee vomit is fucking delicious

>>42200007
>beat up the same dragon dozens of times
>steal her clothes every time
>start running around in armor made entirely of her used panties
I'm up for bullying monsters, but damn. If that doesn't mere a girl nothing will.

>>42200122
i don't think there's a way to calm down an overenthused shog with a bead on her master

>>42195943

>>42199290
>Gothic 2
not only I have to get through all these horny goblins and werewolves to get to the city, but now I hear the army of horny orcs wants to conquer it and marry all the men?
not to mention those dragon hags who awoken after 1 thousand years to search for a husband.

>>42200122
What happens if you order Shog to go on a vacation? She's overworked!

>>42200161
she takes you to a very special place with her and no one else will see you for a long time

>>42200079
I love the loli t-shirt pics. I wish every species had one

>>42197581
i want The Forest Hermit Mage Alice to teach me how to animate my own army of dolls, then we'd play tabletop wargames with the dolls, and she won't have to be playing solo anymore!

>>42199864
I'd love to pass through a sandworm's digestive tract

>>42200079
>>42200184
Is there a collection of them somewhere?

>>42200201
I think there's a gallery of them floating around somewhere, but I don't have the link to it

>>42199290
>Vermintide 2
Aside from the focus on rat girl invasions, I feel like Warhammer would be similar enough to normal MGE. It has an 'Order' and 'Chaos' thing going on. The orcs are actual green-skinned babes and not p'orcs at least.

>>42199309
>Victoria remembers EU3
>Victoria plays Victoria 2 with mods and rants about Paradox when Victoria 3 comes up.

>>42199290
>Minecraft
Gimme those zombie p'orcers please.
Keep the ghast girl away from me please.

>>42199309
>EU4
Ahh, a fellow patrician, I see.

>>42200189
remember to follow strange ladies that want to give you a puppet show

I wonder how monster girls react to regular men getting way in over their head while trying to adventure.
How would a demon react if a way under level random adventurer found his way to her boss room unmolested? Would she humor him with a mock fight or would she just oneshot him before giving him to her succubus secretary?

>>42199980
Always make sure your dragons are properly secured.

>>42200293
Depends on the monster really
Some would do the humor, others the one shot. Still others might be a bit more mentoring/nurturing, letting them know they're now yet ready for this stage

>>42200293
>Would she humor him with a mock fight
She'd hold back but still give him a fight. Then, if he managed to beat her, she'd hold back a little less for the next fight. If he loses she'd tease him a little before tossing him out so that he can return later properly ready for her current difficulty level, and so on until they're going all out with one another. It's simply tradition.

>>42193171
>cow feeds you spicy food to make you drink her milk
>latch on with five alarm sauce still on your lips
Dumb cows didn't think this one through. She's going to need a crowbar to try and pry you off.

>>42200293
A few outcomes for a regular guy trying to adventure
>get DORMOUSE'D
>led into a "dungeon" (love hotel) and given a Game Over
>humored by monsters that could one shot him just so they can hang out with him a bit more

I imagine even good adventurers have been humored by monsters stronger than them once or twice in their careers. And if you're not a hero, you'd probably just giga coom from looking at the Demon Lord and wake up tended to by one of her secretaries.

>>42200365
i wonder how practical it is to fuck a monster bound up like that face-to-face, like on a bed or against a wall

>>42199721
Creeper World but shog

>>42200293
>High tier monster boss
Imagine her deciding the low level adventurer would make a good husband

>>42200433
people often talk about monsters holding back but i couldn't swing at one with full force either.
it's going to look real awkward when we're both holding back and pulling punches

>>42200484
maybe the final climax should be a pillow fight with the demon general

>>42200459
You can easily bend her over
Just be sure to hold her, so she doesn't fall down on her face

>>42200293
>by some freak accident a beginner adventurer reaches a god-tier monster
>she tries her best to avoid combat with him because she knows she can OHKO him effortlessly
>if he does attack her, she shrugs it off with barely even scratch damage and refuses to fight back
>she's just lonely and wants him to keep her company

>>42200538
face-to-face is what i crave, though
seems like it'd work if she tipped her hips up, maybe

When the portals open, I'm going to feed myself to a sandworm in the hopes of becoming her husband

>>42200172
Sounds good

>>42200561
It's still doable
Maybe lay her on top of you? She can arc her legs back then, give you some extra cm's?

>>42200600
I wonder if sandworms like to eat ratas, because if so, not only will I feed myself to a sandworm; I will feed a rata to a sandworm in hopes of forming a harem with the tree rat and the sand worm.

>>42200590
this is going to end up involving some custom furniture, i think

>>42199029
There's literally nothing preventing you from having a Satyros with non-digitigrade legs.

>normal enemies become stupidly hard during night time

>>42200606
Why would they, and you don't really see squirrels in deserts.

>>42200600
>'Man brushes tail' on the cover of tomorrow's newspaper

>>42200630
I'm going to change that.

>>42200629
Just ask them to be gentle!

>>42200036
I was thinking of a similar thing in the last thread of a MGE version of Ireland which I think I called the place either Dreland or Creland and that the people there could control snakes using them as a weapon and have luck magic where it helps them get out of danger or finding riches easier kinda like probability power which I believe is a thing in other media, the downsides to them they get drunk a lot so the order doesn’t use them a lot because of it, than of course the most common monster girl of the place that would show up the most would be Leprechauns a subspecies of dwarfs not sure what they would do yet, though someone probably has already made a fanmade bio about them, including there’s probably a few other Irish monster legends you could probably turn into monster girls too that could show up.

>>42200261
source?

>>42200570
>>42200606
>>42200638
Please fucking kill yourself oh my fucking god.

>>42200679
Not a fan of sandworms?

>>42200672
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/104014310
pixiv filenames are your friend

>>42199290
>Dragon Age Origins
Ancient hag Dragon awakens after centuries of slumber and the only way to stop her is for a man to sacrifice himself with her.

>>42200690
Shut the fuck up you sniveling fucking reprobate anyone with half a brain knows exactly what you're trying to fucking do. Kill yourself.

>>42200715
Sir, I think you need to calm down.

>>42199290
>War Thunder

>>42200722
shut the fuck up faggot

>>42200723
>penetration is possible

>>42200730
I will not cease to proclaim my desire to form a harem with a sandworm.

>>42199290
>Planet Zoo
Would keeping monster girls for people’s entertainment be a type of slavery or would it be more closer to a prison scenario.

>>42200753
It'd be a strip club/marriage service with extra steps.

>>42200753
yeah you're safe dude. no way that slime fits between the bars

>>42200753
>tfw have a slave fetish

>>42200753
I can see sheep and goat monster girls volunteer for petting zoos.

>>42200785
pet the krampus

Gonna pee in a Cheshire's butt and then fuck said butt.

>>42200770
>>42200753
>job is mostly cleaning monster juices off the glass, and kicking out married couples after a guy "fell" into the enclosure
>feeding is rare, since most monsters are only there for one or two meals before they leave
>gigantic bills from having to replace the nasty beds and sheets all the time
>mailbox is so full from monsters applying to be an exhibit that the post office has assigned you your own tree rat assistant to help you sift through it all
>advertising is the only thing keeping your doors open, have to attract men from farther and farther away to keep operating
>if you fall into debt, you'll become property of your demon creditor
>16 hour days with nothing but tending to whiny monsters complaining that the fences are too secure or their beds are too hard
>employee enters your office and tells you that the wurms have burrowed out of their enclosure
>again
>grab your net and headlamp, leave to go get them back