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ONE DAY AFTER GUNDOLF THE WHITE WAS FINISHED WATCHING FRODO KILL THE RING HE DECIDED TO TRAVEL THE KAREKA TO SEE HIS FRIENDS FROM UMINEKO HE SAID " I HOPE I GET THE RIGHT ONE THIS TIME HOHOHOHOHO" THEN HE FOUNDED THE ONE WORE HIS OLD WIZARD SCHOOL FLAME VIRGILIA WAS LIVING FROM HE THEN NOTICED THAT GREAT CHESS GAME OF MURDER WAS GOING ON SO HE DECIDED TO SAY HELLO TO ALL THE WITCHES "HELLO" SAID GANDOLF THE GRAY "I BROUGHT GIFTS FROM MIDDLE EARTH" HE THEN GOTTD HIS ELF WEED LOADED UP BEATRICES PIPE SHE SAID " OHOHOHO WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME" AUTHORS NOTE THE TIME IS 420 BATTLER WUS LIKE I'M STRAIGT EDGE SMOKE OUTSIDE THEN BERNKASTEL AND LAMBDADELTA SHOWED UP AND CACKLED AT THE INCOMPENT STRAIGHT EDGE GUY AND SAID U TOOK STEROIDS INCOMPENT IDORT GUNDOLF SAID " STOP DIS RIGHT NOW THIS GIFT IS MEANT TO HEAL N OT TO HATE" AND HE TOOKD A HIT THEN BERN SAID " HELLO FELLOW SENTATER GO AWAY THIS IS CHESS GAME OF MURDER" GUNDOLF THEN SUMMONED HIS FURNITURE LEGOLAS AND THEN HE SHOTTED ARROWS BUT SIESTA SISTERS SHOT ARROWS OUT OF THE WAY WITH GOLD ARROWS AND THEN TIED HIM UP BUT WHEN THE FINAL GOLD ARROW WAS ABOUT TO HITTED HIM GIMLY HIT THE ARROWS AND SAID " YOU HAVE MY AXE EVEN THOUGH I STRONGLY DISLIKE ELVES I WILL HELP MY DEAR FRIEND CUS IM FURNITURE " BUT HE DECIDED THAT CUS WE WAS A DWARF HE NEEDED SOME DWARF BEER AND THEN RONOVE BROUGHT SOME BEER AND DWARF COOKIES HE SAID "THANK YE KINDLY MATE" AS HE DRANKED SOME GUNDOLF SAID BATTLER WEAR IS MY OLD WIZARD SCHOOL LOVE VIRGILIA THEN HE SAID SHE DIED IN MAGIC FIGHT OF MAGIC LAMBDA SAID CAN U LEAVE NOW GO BACK TO UR ELFS QUIRE OLD MAN THEN MARIA SHOWED UP AND GUNDOLF TAUGHT HER WHITE MAGIC AND SHE BECAME THE WHITE WITCH AND KILLED THE EVIL WITCHES AUTHORS NOTE THIS ISN'T CANON