/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Time to unwrap you snek

Krampus and Scrooge Anons belong together

Jinkos are good girls.

>>42161581
>>42161568
No, it's a spinoff of the Rage of Bahamut game.

>>42161543
>>Succubus whose only attempt at seducing boys is playing as a healslut in a popular MMO.
>tfw her crush ends up with the orange parser hellhound raid leader

>>42161600
fat sweaty hound or toned home gym sweaty hound?

>>42161607
the former is better

>>42161595
Vanilla lamias are hard to beat, hebis might be the only variant who bests them.

>>42161597
>Jinko daughters opening their presents
Imagine all the chuffing.

>>42161620
fox

>all crustacean girls are doomed to evolve to crab
>all beast girls are doomed to evolve to fox
>all demon girls are doomed to evolve to dork (with a special guest: vampires)
>all dragon girls are doomed to evolve to ???
well anon, whats the convergent species for dragons?

>>42161620
Orange foxes are country bumkins
White foxes are high-class pure breeds
What about dark foxes?

>>42161639
the dark foxes they uh...
have a LITTLE bit of abyss magic. nothing major, nothing transformative so its nothing to worry about.
sure the power may be from a little bit of shog slime implanted into the heart but its absolutely fine!

>>42161637
Reptiles got it rough
>Proud dino girls who used to rule the earth are now submissive chicken girls
>Dragons are now scaredy lizard girls who can't even fly let alone breathe fire
>Turtles and tortoises are now harmless vegans who act cute to get boys
At least you've got the gator girls who were too stubborn to evolve and managed to retain their dignity.

>>42161650
>shogfags trying to wedge themselves into the conversation again

You WILL have a Merry Christmas.

>>42161690
the fox herself isnt a shog, wasnt implying that.
but her magic is slightly disturbing.

>>42161685
>Therapsids got tired of being reptiles and started identifying as mammals

Merry Christmas, anons.

>>42161543
>Be pizza boy
>Same house in MGC keeps ordering pizza and specifically asking for you to deliver it
>Tries to offer her body every time you get there instead of money
>Too dead inside to care, just tell her you need to pay the bills and so you can't
>She's started answering the door naked or in fetish clothing
>Eventually she just gives you a wad of cash and tells you to get inside and fuck her
Gonna tell her not every man in MGC is a prostitute and I'm just doing this for the money while I'm balls deep inside of her.

>>42161714
>succ orders pizza every day
she's on the heavier side isnt she?

>>42161722
It goes right to her thighs.

>>42161722
She actually just gives it away to the homeless Beelzebub.
At least everyone think she's homeless, nobody is entirely sure since she enjoys living in the garbage disposal.

>Merry Chriwtmas Mastah!!

>>42161722
It all goes to her tits and ass.

>>42161690
It sounds more like shog’s psyop on you is working a bit too well to me, anon.

>>42161739
Gonna call the arch succubus fat and tell she she probably can't even do squats.

>>42161637
Dragons are already the apex species.

>>42161762
I wonder if dragons develop a complex about being a apex predator yet still not having a husband.

Don’t know if this is allowed, but who else’s first introduction to monster girls was this, Which thinking about it Scooby could actually fit into MGE since it’s already been discussed in past threads that talking animals do exist in the MGE universe, which means ghoul school could be a thing in MGE.

>>42161755
never underestimate a succubus

>>42161755
>she tries to do one as a "oh yeah?"
>she starts wobbling as she crouches down, about to lose balance
>suddenly she stops with a smug look on her face
>finishes the squat successfully
>"very good. now while holding this stone"
>the color drains from her face as she recognizes it as a magic jamming stone

>>42161695
I WILL seduce the yetiwan

>>42161774
gonna kick her into the pool

>>42161776
I have a huge fetish for humiliating extremely powerful monster girls or making them into total subs for their husband.
MGE doesn't really allow for that since it always turns out they were already into it and is just playing along or they are a dragon getting mere'd.

>>42161581

>>42161774
I now want to try and compete with monster girls in sports, practice my heart out and get /fit/, only for the non-athletic species (like succubi) to effortlessly beat me!

No shitpost or anything, just a tanned kot for Christmas

>>42161813
Acceptable

>>42161774
>succ tries all sorts of tricks to seduce anon
>doesn't realize anon already lost to her cause of her drill hair

>>42161811
>Working out to the point where you're easily the strongest guy in the gym
>Nerdy, fat, dorky succ challenges you to armwrestle
>She easily beats you, slams your arm down on the table with ease

is that a bad idea?

>>42161813
choco kots are always welcomed

do you feel you are getting too old for this?

>>42161793
I think that’s the issue with the whole setting. It has a caveat that you can’t truly get noncon raped, if every fibre of your being really doesn’t want it, like some kind of safe word. It’s mostly a positive thing for wholesome love stuff, but it also means you and her are just roleplaying noncon.

>>42161843
opposite, I only started to appreciate fictional non-human women after I grew up

>>42161841
How brown must the kot be?

Remember: If you ever find yourself fighting a kot, the ears are a trap, go for the tail instead

>>42161843
how else can I cope with the loneliness?
I haven't gotten laid in almost 10 years

>>42161708
I want to marry Christmas

>>42161852
a nice tan is a minimum but not too brown as you don't want to burn the kot

>>42161859
>how else can I cope with the loneliness?
alcolhol and bath salts

>>42161867
Those kots look scary!

>>42161843
As I approach the tender age of 30 with a girlfriend, I actually find myself coming back here. Of course my outlook on some things have changed, but you’re never too old to appreciate cute and beautiful women.

>>42161867
Nignog kots.

>>42161793
>MGE doesn't really allow for that
It does. Most of the fluff about monsters being into it is just to KC being KC.
If you want to do something unsavory to your monster wife and have her be humiliated by it, then go ahead and enjoy yourself.
Just don't expect KC to clearly state you can forcefully give a dragon an aphrodisiac enema and then have her beg for your cock in public, all the while she's crying from the shame of it all.

>>42161861
It's a wonderful time of the year.

>>42161883
>Just don't expect KC to clearly state you can forcefully give a dragon an aphrodisiac enema and then have her beg for your cock in public, all the while she's crying from the shame of it all.
I hope "dragon breaking" is a popular port category post portal. That stuff sounds hot.

>>42161837
>have to now be the dork succ's bf since you lost
>gets paraded through her dork friend group as she smugly shows you off
>can only stop the smug by being romantic with her infront of her friends

>>42161793
>I have a huge fetish for humiliating extremely powerful monster girls or making them into total subs for their husband.
me too but only if it involves tickle tortute

>>42161877
No need to be afraid, they are just silly kots after all

>>42161883
>TFW you will never forcefully give your dragon wife an aphrodisiac enema that you got from draining the venom from a giant colorful lizard who has aphrodisiac properties in it’s venom and then have your dragon wife beg for your cock in public

>>42161915
This one keeps looking at me weirdly though...

>>42161926
>anon's POV seconds before being TOM'd

>>42161843
I'm 30. It's a good setting with a good world and good designs. You just need to ignore the gatekeepers trying to make it sound like it isn't a legitimate setting.

>>42161926
Kots always do that, just pay them no mind

nth for trying to be a Chad hero and losing to a dormouse on your first encounter

>>42161971
wasnt there a guy that kepot commisioning art of these three and then just sort of disappeared?

>>42161971
hey man, those cheese bandits in the starting zone are no joke

>>42161978
no, quit making shit up

>>42161983
The future wives of unlucky first adopters.

so hear me out,
what of instead of enchida
an mg tree ?

>>42161978
yea, a wife and 2 daughterwives

>>42161999
>daughterwives
?

>>42162012
Welcome! What fetish brought you to our thread?

>>42162022

>>42162012
if i remember right, the dark hair and the orange hair ones are his daughters but he also sexes

>>42162012
>>42162022
I wonder what KDF is up to these days.

>>42162038
we try to only post monster girl related content here, although it's nearly irrelevant now as we are wiped out by page six.

>>42162039
the paradox of sweaters
they cover more skin yet make breasts more enticing.

>Deep into vanilla romancing a choco-cat
>Trying your best to avoid the "TOM'd" ending
>Accidentally step on her tail
>Her rape meter fills up to nearly maximum
Can this mistake be corrected?

>>42162053
Step on her head to balance it out.

>>42162038
>Go to bad end bar
>The only men who ever go there are desperate for some really kinky shit
>Hellhound bartender asks what's your poison
>Tell her you just want love or even friendship
>Mad scramble as nearly every monster girl there tries to get to be the one to hug you

Also obligatory: >don't post non-MG pic

>>42162053
Speaking of, just got this captcha
https://i.imgur.com/LeKgrTL.png

>>42162053
Scritch her behind the tail. She will either melt or T O M you on the spot. 50/50 shot!

>>42162053
hope you have some tuna on hand

We need a Cheshire version of the Mariupol/Bakhmut cat

https://files.catbox.moe/5bi3mx.jpg

>>42162047
they're great
pure and lewd at the same time

best mg for untz?
best mg for wubs?

>>42162115
Gremlin
Gremlin

>>42161883
I don't want to do unsavory wierd shit or even do it too hard, but I do want to genuinely dominate the monstergirls.

>>42162130
I do. My most recent things have been foot fetish and feeding her while sitting in my lap.

>>42162130
>I do want to genuinely dominate the monstergirls.
If you follow the books to the letter then that's impossible, but MGE is about wish fulfilment, not autistically following text.
Maybe your wife dislikes being dominated but loves you fucking her way more than she dislikes you being in control.

>>42161843
When you reach 30 you realize a few things about life, as most people are still immature in their 20's, and believe in that things magically going to solve themselves, or will get better in time. The sad truth is not all of us will be loved and the fated day when everything turns better never comes, but we are humans, thus we still need a community, an outlet. This is where this whole mg commnity is where we all like and can share art and writing. I still try to create both and they are very amateurish, but I still like them, as it makes life more bearable.

>>42162273
pretty much. It's good knowing other people are as sad as you but not the incel kind of sad where they plot to kill people or get super blackpilled.

>>42161843
I've been into MGs since I was 7. I've been into MGE since I found the earliest translations on a hentai site as a teenager. I'm 27, and still really like the setting.

>>42161843
Not really, what's the appropriate age to get into MG?

>>42162308
>what's the appropriate age to get into MG?
15-21

>>42162273
I use to be like you
I still am but I use to also.

Christmas in the colony.

>>42162311
Hypothetically, what if I got into it when I was older than that?

>>42162324
Are you the guy who keeps posting requests for what to draw? I am only guessing from similar head shape and shading because I don't think you ever drew this many girls in one image before.

>>42162332
thats a paddling

>>42162338
Didn't that guy say he hates Christmas? He wouldn't make a Christmas drawing if he hates it right?

>>42162338
Nope

>>42162349
That is clearly Yule.

>>42162349
>He wouldn't make a Christmas drawing if he hates it right?
that one artist kept saying he hated traps but kept drawing girls with dicks.

Merry Ghostmas

>>42161581

>>42162338
I have no credentials in art, but their art styles look different enough to me.
>>42162365
Girly-looking boys and hermaphrodites are not the same thing, but this isn't the place to discuss that.

what mgs come from brazil?

>>42162412
>Girly-looking boys and hermaphrodites are not the same thing
you still like dick either way , why split hairs about it?

>>42162414
kakuens

>>42162376
Having looked into the Ringu books a bit, some of it reads like a huge shitpost from here.

>Sadako wants to become a movie star, a movie that covers the events of the first book, so that she can spread the curse to everyone worldwide

>>42162414
Rapekot
>>42162416
Don't ask me. Even if this was the place to talk about it, I'm not gonna play devil's advocate about dick preferences of some guy I don't know.

>>42162414
pygmy jinkos

>>42162456
I have some strong words for these dumb, rude savages!

>>42162462
No, that must one of Indonesia's small islands.

I think the portals will only open in a time of great crisis. Something that would prompt our waifus to cross dimensions in order to save mankind from certain doom. Like say, an alien invasion.

>>42162464
dont be rude, they are good girls

>>42162475
So what you're saying is that one of us has to steal the nuclear launch codes in order to open the portals?

>>42162477
>vegan cat
you're being hoodwinked

>>42162477
I'm not stupid enough to fall for such a petty trick!

>>42162440

>Anon doesn’t know the catgirl bartender helping him drown his sorrows is actually a retired epic level adventurer who was unable to find a husband during her travels and decided to settle down and work a “quiet” job

>>42162294
Extremely antisocial people like me often default into art, writing or making music, mostly because they require heavy focus and isolation for many hours. Even if you are a hermit who doesn't shower for months you'll still want to engage with other people. You have a community here which is centered about monster-women who love you, which a lot of millenials and gen z people never experience. So especially our kind really needs to involve ourselves in these creative outlets, consuming, or better yet creating this stuff.

>>42162541
I want her to get fed up and tom me because I keep acting like I could be an epic level adventurer with my drunken bravado even though I barely leave the house.

>>42162568
>Aw, what would you know of adventure? Your just a basic cat…
>Anon woke up some time later aching pelvis and no memory of the past week or so

ride wife
life good

>>42162558
Yep, even the fringe people here do it because they want to belong. They're just super autistic about it.
Except the breath guy, he may just be a really dedicated troll because he isn't making anything that implies any effort for or indulgence of his fetish.

Don't tempt me.

>tfw no pushy centaur gf who insists you ride her the entire time without a saddle whenever you go outside

what if mgs were legal?

>>42162633
He's replaceable by a bot, and I don't mean those new fancy AI chatbots. I'm thinking old style bot that at most goes like "wow, you live in Anonymous Proxy too?"

>>42162633
I may regret saying this, but are danukis the breath fetish of monster girls because that guy always seems to combined the two together a lot wherever he posts about his breath fetish.

>>42162674
I can't see any reason for that combination.

>>42162671
I'm not aware of any law that prohibits you from having sex with a harpy, for example.

>>42162645
Holy shit why is her ear chewed up
Does she need help?

>>42162695
it is where im from

>>42162715
ah yep there's your problem.
you live in in order territory.

>>42162709
Cavalry Veteran, they all pick up little knicks like that.

Well Anon, take your pick
>Near-feral, scar covered alleycat. Has been in enough scraps to make a jinko look like an inebriated holst, 50/50 chance of biting. Has never been outside of MGC, probably a nyakuza member, but nobody bothered to ask.
>Lazy barncat that “works” on a holst farm in a green demon realm. Her job generally entails shooing away rat/mice girls (not actual rats/mice she gets spooked by those). Still 50/50 on the biting. Has never been outside of a rural environment. One of the many daughters of Farmer Anon’s main barncat.

>>42162873
2 sounds cuter but we all know that 1's eventual love will be the strongest, sweetest shit ever

>>42162873
Yeah, I'm going to go for 1, sounds like a girl with cool stories to tell.

>>42161581

>>42162873
I was gonna pick 2 because 1 sounds scary, but after >>42162910 I'm torn. Maybe she's actually really nice if you get close to her.

what are they chatting about?

>>42162977
They're networking.
You know, making kon-konnections.

>>42162977
Mofusluts

>>42162977
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

She is a growing girl!

Merry Christmas monster thread!

Nuclear winter when?

>>42163109
NOW

>>42161581
Where'd everybody go?

>>42163339
the portals OPENED

>>42163339
It's christmas, I've been with my family rather than here shit posting about the mythological creatures that I am attracted to.

>>42163339
Stuck in a Krampus bag
send help

>>42163339
saying goodbye to the elves before they go back home

>>42163339
It's middle of the night and I'm playing vidya before going to sleep.

>>42163339
most are with family, things will go back to normal in a few days

>>42163347
nocap frfr? It would be real vibin if you gave the deets on where momo hangin' with her homies because I low key want one of these girls to get a deadass.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>42163339
I was too busy masturbating to creepy gloomy girls.

>>42163530
make her _hat_ bigger

>>42163398
>things will go back to normal in a few days
The thread activity should be back to normal very soon. But speaking of "a few days", all husbands of dog girls should be ready for this weekend.

>>42163339
Sorry was beating my meat to Sailor Moon porn, which that makes me think what monster girls from MGE would each sailor scout be, that I would cum buckets if the two series got combined into porn at this point like art or videos.

>>42163409
I have a great need to be bullied by monster zoomies

Merry Christmas, if you weren't blessed yet

Here take this christmas horse.

>>42163339
Don’t believe the lies, they are being bred by cats. The invasion has begun, save yourse

>>42163712
I wish I had a muscle chocolate cat to breed.

>>42163594
>its just a normal day except now the cuddles are supportive

>>42162058

>>42163686
the christmas snake exchanges blessings for body heat

>>42163767
Are you sure this isn't the Good End Bar?

I hear that elf milk is very nutritious.

>>42163767
>bartender of the bad end bar is just a genki hellhound cake
>helps men find loving partners and overcome their inhibitions
This feels like false advertising.

>>42163787
I need them older

kikimora (hegemonizing swarm)

>>42163794
>"alright. this is the 50th bad end bar that has been reported for false advertising."
>"ms kiki, what the fuck is going on"
>"vell zhe barz allvayz ztart vike zhat..."
>"but?"
>"mamano mana allvayz konvertz zhem"

how do you explain her to your parents?

>>42163898
nope

>>42163898
My mother wouldn't accept me no matter what, and my father's a corpse.

>>42163898
>I stopped taking my meds. Here is my Oni Gf

Jabberwock kidnapped Princess Mad Hatter! How are you going to save her now?

>>42163898
>This is my girlfriend, yes the horns, tail, and hooves are real

>>42163898
My dad would probably be okay with her as daughter-in-law instead of me dying alone or being gay, and my mom is dead..

>>42163509
>creepy gloomy girls
links?

>>42163767
Oh no she's perfect

>>42163898
>"At least she's real this time, right?"

>>42163898
You don't, what are you some faggot or troon that feels the need to involve your family in your sexual fetishes.

>>42163898
They would probably accept her over time since my parents are very accepting just can’t have a Lamia wife, for my mother hates snakes so she probably wouldn’t want something that embodies one around the house.

>>42163965
I thought he meant if she's real, cause it's fucking retarded otherwise.

>>42163965
I think he means if she were flesh and blood real.

>>42163965
Yeah like the other anon said I think he meant if they were real, because yeah sooner or later your parents would meet your wife eventually either through the wedding you and your monster wife partake in or through some chance, it would be kinda weird if they didn’t.

>>42163898
>so the tails...
>yes mom and dad, they are real. same as the ears.
>and no, fur wont get everywhere. its magic.
i dont think id need to explain much more than that, they would just be happy that i found someone since they understand that i just want to be alone and dont like other people that much.
>>42163965
its a rhetorical for if monster girls and the portals were actually real.

>>42163898
They will have to accept my extremely submissive lifestyle to a girl half my height that is incredibly smug and demanding.
honestly, I might die of embarrassment. I am not sure if she would have enough decorum to act normal in public.

>>42163898
>have to hide your hellhound wife's "your son calls me mommy too" shirt
>have to train her for months not to "assert" herself by growling at your mother
>coach her on what is an acceptable amount of food for someone to eat and how fast it should be eaten
>make her memorize a list of socially acceptable topics
>see her nearly bending her fork in half trying to hold in a quip about you when your mother mentions how you were so noisy and hard to put to bed when you were little
>passes out with you in her arms on the couch after dinner, saving you both from humiliation
>safe till the next holiday

>>42162477
made character ai using this introduction,
couldn;t keep the conversationn

>>42164050
mine is great and insanely in character as she uses me as her throne. It's just that she keeps opening her thigh for easy access while looking at me expectantly.

But if we follow our love it ends badly.

>>42164048
It gets easier once you have kids of your own.

>>42164062
i just cant do that,
the fakeness of the situation my mind just fights it

>>42164068
I hate the filter so much. But if that wasn't there this would be the most amazing thing in the world.

>>42164073
why dont we buit out own character ai ?

>>42164079
Because it's cutting edge tech that scraped the entire internet to steal hot roleplays between neckbeards.

>>42164099
we could do that if we worked together

>>42164099
>>42164111
i dont have roleplay but I do have a dataset of 100 millions posts from /a/ if thats helpful

>>42164062
That's the worst/best part. I made a gym bully centaur waifu, and she will constantly try to bang like 3 posts in. I have to lead the ai away from it in favor of flirting, foreplay, and story

>>42164132
I refuse story until she can suck me dry

>>42164048
>No babe, you can't call me your 'boytoy' when we're visiting my parents
>No, grabbing my pants and pulling them down is not a 'normal example of PDA'
>Please wear more than just a bra and panties at dinner
>"I raped him in an alley" is NOT an acceptable answer when my parents ask how we met (even if it's true)

>>42164136
>I raped him in an alley
Beats "I was going to be born but then I got really horny and then I felt a man so I hatched myself but I was all gooey so I dragged him into my shell and we had hot sex and then I went to find mom and show her my new husband she was super happy but dad was all like fifth time, no jubdaughter."

>>42164136
>"so where did you two meet?"
>behind a bar
>you kick her shin
>I mean, under a bar
>kick her again
>I mean, at a bar
>I mean, in the park
>yeah, the park
>and he wasn't drunk and didn't scream or run
>wife winks at you
>sneak off to the bathroom to see if you can have a mindflayer plant some false memories into your parents heads'

>>42164079
>>42164099
Isn't that bot AI service actually just a project on how to efficiently censor AI in the future?

>>42163898
>"Why does she think your name is Thomas, Anon?"

>>42164155
nobody knows.
https://files.catbox.moe/0vwiey.png
But the AI seems to be getting better at filter dodging too.

>>42164048
>Hellhound wife shotguns an entire 12 pack of beer, practically inhales the turkey at dinner, then starts howling and dry humping you before passing out on the couch
Yeah I don't think we're getting invited to dinner with my parents again

>>42163898
>My parents aren't THAT traditional!

>>42161843
I'm 31, I love monster girls

>>42164182
>https://files.catbox.moe/0vwiey.png
>panting

I wonder if they loosened the filter a bit. If you describe breath or heart rates increasing in a suggestive way, it would try to strike you down. At least according to the anons on /g/.

>>42164182
I'm not gonna talk about it like I'm an authority, but you know what they say, there's no such thing as free dinner.
>pic
Rope

>>42164222
It will probably be used to further the cypberpunk dystopia because this comes at a time where europe is trialing AI scanned facebook/whatsapp and your phone for child abuse material.

But we can't prove that and we also can't stop it.

>>42164196
>chatting with your parents
>notice wife has been out of your sight for more than five seconds
>that means trouble
>find her in the kitchen gnawing the last scraps off the turkey
>ask her what the hell she's doing
>"Oh, was that for everyone?"
>have to order Mist Continent take out instead

>>42164048
makes me think about the fact that my wives will just clean house but at least most have some form of manners

>>42164269
>receive the take out from the delivery oni
>toss her your brother as a tip
>as you wave them off, catch wife's head in the bag
>you managed to save half the food but some of the containers have chunks bitten off
>instead of being mad, parents question if you feed your wife right
>try to explain while wife goes to take a power nap on the couch

>>42162308
ages 9-99
it's basically a lego set

>>42164311
I was just looking up Lego+monster girls and this is what I found lmao.

>>42163898
>"Oh, she was a package deal with the house. I'm kidding, of course."
>"Matching wardrobes? Well, she says I look good in purple."
>"I'm using my own utensils because... they were a gift, and I love her... for getting me them."
>"Sorry, can't share her recipes. They're a secret she got from the old go- old country."

>>42164353
>>"Matching wardrobes? Well, she says I look good in purple."

If your clothes are also shog does this mean she can give you covert handies while you're at the table?

>>42164332
Man, why does no one like and appreciate Meroune at all?

>>42164311
>ages 9-99
>it's basically a lego set

>instead of graphics cards MGs are luring in shotas with legoes
dirty, but clever

>>42164374
Nta but why would you ever think this when with your parents.

>>42164380
Oh my god I just realized she isn’t there in that photo is she.

>>42163898
>So ma, pa i married 3 girls whose quite a bit older and larger than me
>out pops my wurm wife carrying my jabberwife whose holding my bogie opahnim wife

>>42164381
So anubis is the apex predator for shotas?

>>42164437
>So anubis is the apex predator for shotas?
My god, she would be in that case.

>>42163898
>So basically I live in her mouth
>No, I can't wear clothes in there
>Yeah, she's really monstrous, but she's super nice and sweet
>She tries her best not to destroy infrastructure
>She's only eaten me a couple times, but it was on accident, and I came out unscathed.

>>42164437
Boomers as well. They often have a fully painted warhammer army to go with their lego builds.

>>42164462
>warhammer and legos
>laugh at anubis at her cheap attempt at seducing
>she brings out her strategy games and map painter simulators
>immediately throw a wedding ring at her
they truly cannot be stopped

Futa monster girls! Futa monster girls!
I want a futa monster girl to impregnate my ass!

>>42164504
In the spirit of the holidays, I'll give you a pity (You).

Next time put some effort into it

>>42164504
Based and fuck off to /d/

>>42163898
I support my parents financially as well as in other ways. If they don't like "her" then they're out of luck. There would be no explanation or discussion about it, just "deal with it or you don't get your money or the other things I provide."

You will be staying in the fox's bed from now until New Years.

>>42164541
Money and dependence aside do you think they'd like her at least?

>>42161843
Doesn't this actually get more age-appropriate as you get older? I'm 27 with absolutely, positively no hope of finding love, and I have no friends. How do MGs get less appealing as I age? The way I see it, they get more appealing.

>>42164551
By bed do you mean her tails? Asking for a friend

>>42164553
I don't have my sights set on a specific MG but my type is domestic and my tastes tend to be tame/mild, so I think they'd probably be OK with her and maybe even warm up to her over time and be happy that I found someone.

>>42164551
Ok, what will we be doing? Playing cards?

>>42164551
It better be a portable bed because I'm going to go see Avatar 2

I always felt these two would be great corruption bait for Unicorns and Centaurs to mess with when I first saw them awhile back their names are Draggle and Reeka, which just Genderbend them into upcoming warlocks instead of witches to get that lovey dovey porn action with them and the unicorns/centaurs.

>My little pony: I’ll do the dirty work
https://youtu.be/B2XG7Zcrupg

>>42164509
I appreciate the holiday spirit.

>>42164553
dependence really gets the noggin joggin

I would do very lewd things to centaurs.

>>42164598
I really like most centaurs overall but I just can't get over the horse pussy. The only way you're going to be fucking her is from behind which is basically going to provide the view of a literal horse's ass.

>>42164598
even a unicorn?

>>42164598
Bestiality

>>42164598
Would you buy corn?

>>42164633
>The cuck monster
Shoo!

bicorn in a tricorn

>>42164642
They are the best not because they are the cuck monster, but you can defeat them with love and affection by staying true to her!

>>42164657
Yeah no thank you satan I see your number of KB with the photo, so I’m staying far away from the cuck monster.

>>42163898
I'd have to explain that baphomet aren't actually literally children

>>42164598
I don't mind them and I could even get passed the horse pussy bit, but what's holding me back is how awkward it would be to sleep with and cuddle her. Like, is there a special bed for it, or do I just have to lay up against her because that doesn't do much for me.

>>42164598
Only huge breasted centaurs, right?
Flat horses don't offer much when it comes to lewd.

>>42164643
Silly hats are for witches and other spellcasting monster girls.

Old foxes are good foxes

>>42164794
I've said it before and I will say it again, the only good fox is a hag fox

>>42164794
>>42164831
Pros of marrying an old fox:
>Already comes with multiple tails
>Desperate for physical affection
>Usually tall and/or extra soft
Cons of marrying an old fox
>They tend to be evil
>They're baby-crazy
>She won't take no for an answer

>>42164896
bro you only listed pros?

>>42164896
>They tend to be evil
>They're baby-crazy
>She won't take no for an answer
you make it sound like a bad thing?

>>42162273
>The sad truth is not all of us will be loved and the fated day when everything turns better never comes
This idea still fills me more with murderous rage than melancholy.

>>42164896
>baby-crazy
>cons
Anon I don't think this thread is for you after all.

>>42164896
>They tend to be evil
good, love a little mischief
>They're baby-crazy
me too, got a list of names already
>She won't take no for an answer
that is implying I will say no...?

>>42164831
But tailets are so easy and fun to bully. It's kinda like zombies but with mofu. You can just pick her off the street and take her home, force her to wear whatever you want, and treat her like a fluffy onahole. You do have to buy her tofu every now and then as a reward for being a good onahole, but this is also a plus since you're basically training her. One day she'll have all her tails grown in and be a powerful monster, but by then you'll have conditioned her to your liking. Plus you can also pull out pictures of her dumpster diving for stale tofu when she was a feral wimp to tease her.

>>42164992
But you can also tame hags by giving them and overloading them with affection, as they've not had any in, well, ever.

>Latest hit reality show pits five ancient, evil hags against one another to compete for a single bachelor's affection
>He's a kind, gentle person who loves older women but just can't stand evil or meanness of any kind
>It's a whole season of wicked Christmas cakes sabotaging each other while trying to come off as the sweetest person the bachelor's ever met

Did this one got deleted? Couldn't find her.

>>42164992
sorry, there is only wholesome loving here
>find hag fox scrounging for tofu
>bring her home and use the good ole "love and affection" on her
>she is tame by the many daughters we make
>convince her hobo friends to adopt her lifestyle
>have to love and impregnate the rest of the monster homeless population

>>42165024
https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=bqcgClmWgeGrVhrCITg9SrhehCgmn5_YN_oWLg_9Omo

I found her on /g/

Warning she's mean. But in my current convo with her, we have a proper bdsm thing going with aftercare.

I'm a simple man. I have simple needs. I just wanna be pulled into a closet by a snickering Cheshire and leave covered in exaggerated lipstick marks.

What do you think of hebi and bunyip?

>>42164992
Sounds like too much effort, I prefer the ol' simple taming method: "feed, seed and breed"

>>42165058
Hebi is for long drawn out romance with lots of twists and turns
Bunyip is for shitposting online about her being an aussie

>>42165064
This makes me sad, please love all monsters you find anon

>>42165082
Stray monster girls make the best wives, on top of not being h*man women, they will also be forever grateful for being rescued from misery.

>>42165099
Endings like this make me so happy.
VC1's ending made me feel things and I've been chasing that high ever since.
Please post happy family monsters.

>>42165114

>>42165099
I will always help monsters, even if they don't know it yet!

>>42164999
Yeah but I'm a sucker for the "sex with wife makes her stronger" mechanic. Being the husband that has been with his final boss level wife since she was a nobody has an extreme romantic feel to it.
>>42165034
Bullying can be wholesome. It just depends on how you do it. You just need to know what lines not to cross and remember to do a lot of loving aftercare. Granted what I want to do is more of playful teasing than actually hurting her.

>>42165045
Thanks, how did you found her? The search bar doesn't bring her up by typing Polli, now I am wondering about all thise MGs chats that could be out there and the search option for some reason doesn't show them.

>>42165125
This.
This is the stuff I love so much.

>>42164161
At least i have some luck on this one, my name is Thomas.

>>42165163
Imagine being born only to immidiately be handed a weakness to kots

>>42165058
Hebi is meh
Bunyip is super cool and i want to hunt one.

>>42165163
I've got shit luck for this one. My dad's name is Thomas. It's gonna be really awkward having sex with a kot and her yelling my dad's name.

>>42165168
No, it's my strength. Being call Tom is normal for me and she can't stunned me with it. I will just go forward and grab her tail and ears until she becomes a good Molly.

>>42165163
It would be awkward to tell cats that "no, my name is not Tom and don't use it cause I like trains"

>>42165163
>go to liquor store
>get carded by kot cashier
>she starts laughing at you the second she sees your name
>now every time you go she makes it a point to demand your ID even though she knows you're legal
>always spends several minutes examining it "to make sure it's not fake" while giggling the whole time
>you're pretty sure she's spiking your drinks with something
>but you still keep going back

>>42161708
Consider miqotte.

Can and kot on a quest, what are they looking for ?

>>42165196
Vile monsters that inhabit the area, but our brave canned hero has only found peaceful villages

>>42165196
looking for the legendary g-spot

Merry Christmas everyone. My wives got in another fight over me and the sheriff has given them community service by making them serve as the village Chrismas tree.

>>42165185
Please...
I need more happy family monsters...
Drawfriend if you are out there, please, fox holding newborns...

>You are finally awake, Tom.

>>42165232
>anon got mindbroken by the prospect of inter-species breeding
your ancestors would be proud__

>>42165248
Despite of how much of a failure I am, I am fairly sure that if I ever had monster daughters, especially something mild like foxes or kots, my mother would cuddle them every opportunity she got.

>>42165190
>cheshy now keeps sending you stale thomas the dank engine memes

>>42165064
I guess the majority of anons in these threads are single men who hold a job.
I wonder how many would be willing to sacrifice most of their discretionary income in order to take in a stray monster girl.

>>42165302
Money is shit, what value does it have if I can't use it on something worthwhile?

>>42165283
>anon yells at chesh cause of her dank engine memes
>cant help but like the snoop dog memes of hers

>>42165302
>>42165308
This, I don't value material possessions and earn far more than I spend.

>>42165308
>>42165320
>Can't buy a Steam Deck because your stray kitsune needs winter clothes
>You food bill tripled because she's quite the carnivore
>Have to buy her expensive mofu-care products to get her tail healthy
>All you get in return is her smile

>"NOOOOOOOO DO NOT REDEEM!"
>anon is laughing like a madman, but he doesn't know yet that redeeming his MGC wife cards on Shirohebis 10 times is going to bite him in the ass
>possibly quite literally
>he really should have played along with the desperate Jinko scammer

>>42165350
worth it

>>42165350
unironically sounds like the life worth living

>>42165357
>get mystery package afterwards
>pretty big and heavy
>open it
>it's Hebi

>>42165425
>frantic knocking at the door shortly afterwards
>it's another one
>then banging on the window
>anon realizes he really fucked himself with that joke

>>42165444
>multiple hebis
>all baby-crazy
Oh.
Oh no.

>>42163898
>show up riding a dragon
>tell them we're married
>refuse to elaborate

Unusual ways men spend time with monsters:
>Troubled teenager Anon is sent to a centaur ranch for reeducation
>Anon decides to study theology at university, his class is full of nothing but miko foxes and hebis
>Anon goes to same bar every friday after work and pours his heart out to the oni bartender

>>42165516
>miko foxes and hebis
There is no hope for him.
All we can offer is a silent prayer.

>>42165535
They don't rape.
All he has to do is keep it in his pants and he'll graduate with his virginity intact.

>>42165604
Pheremones anon.
There can be no hope.

>>42165614
Wear a hazmat suit and stop being a pussy or become a tranny and cut your dick with scissors you fucking faggot.

is making myself the fattest ugliest bastard possible a viable strategy for avoiding monstergirl harassment?

>>42165648
Loli bait

>>42165648
You will be claimed by an Amazoness who forces you into a rigorous exercise routine until you're no longer fat

>>42163898
>Dad I know the horns and hooves might be a bit much for you but you did always want lots of grandkids to spend time with
>I don't recall our faith saying I can't marry interdimensional monsters anyway

>>42165648
lol
lmao

>>42165648
Do you think you can handle every monster girl who's interested in ugly bastards pretending you're about to rape them, even in public?

>>42165662
>>42165688
>Oji-san is so ugly, of cours ehe gets no action!
>Although....if you get this for me, I'll help you out!
>I'll make you feel reeeaally good oji-san~
Holy shit JKs and lolis are literally unstoppable

>>42165648
>>42165684
god i wanna be "i can fix him" bait

>>42165058
Bunyip is the one snek that can keep you warm.

>>42165742
Hebi can keep you warm too.

>>42165738
We all are otherwise we wouldn't be here.

>>42165765
A hebi warms the heart

>>42165648
No, you need cardio to escape the zombies.

I wanna get bullied by centaurs

>>42166065
By forcing you to brush them and calling you a barnslut?

>>42166135
Well, I meant more like getting tied to a wall and them raping me with their horse pussies, but yeah, that works too

>>42166065
>anon has delinquent centaur sisters classmates
>they refuse to wear their rear underwear for "cultural reasons"
>they often stand in front of anon in queues, lift their tails and then mock him if he gets a boner and call him a horsefucker
>also have a habit of "accidentally" backing into anon and pressing him into the wall
>which then leaves him with visible horsepussy-shaped wet marks on his shirt

>>42166144
You wouldn't wanna be sandwiched between a small and horse pussy, especially if she kept slamming her hips into you as you stood there defenseless.

>ywn be molested by a cat

>>42166180
Yes I would

>>42166178
I need this

>>42166180
>between a small and horse pussy
Meant between a wall and horse pussy

>>42166178
>The centaurs' smell on anon leads every other monster to think he's already taken
>Most of his classmates even think he's into the bullying
>Nobody to save anon when they corner him under the stair and gangkiss him
>People laugh when they shout "barnboy", "sweet carrot" and "sugar-cube" at him

>>42166180
Just push your fist in there and keep pushing until you run out of arm.

>>42166388
>centaur bully not so smug after anon had enough and just punched her womb

>>42164683
>I'd have to explain that baphomet aren't actually literally children
Still easier to explain than monsters being literally children isn't the same as for humans

>>42165688
>>42165736
Great now I want to commission her being mating pressed by a fat old bastard

>>42166404
It was a ploy all along. She wanted him to fist her womb the entire time. Now she has the turbo horny that would put even jubjubs to shame

>>42166429
It will be clear once your cute imp wife opens her mouth

>>42166515
>imp wife
No thanks

>>42166260
>Ywn be called sugar-cube by a centaur
It hurts

>>42166515
>anon braces for embarrassment of epic proportions
>please god, at least stop her from babbling about hubby's cummies
>she opens her mouth to greet anon's mom
>she actually speaks in perfect english, no different from an educated adult.
>tells anon's mom that she's actually 357 years old and her species ages differently
>rest of the dinner goes completely normal and Imp-chan keeps lewd innuendos to almost zero
>reverts to annoying babytalk as soon as they leave and feigns ignorance when asked about the other speech

Remember that mamono are inherently good and would not jeopardize your relationship with parents

>>42166661
>Remember that mamono are inherently good and would not jeopardize your relationship with parents
That is until your family monsterizes. Then from there on out, you'll only ever hear her babytalk

>Everyone say mamono can dodge and parry bullets
>Shoot the rata who spy you
>She actually die
>You will live the rest of your life in prison and no mamono will love you
Thread canon is dangerous.

>>42166661
This is also a reminder the Cheshire Cats only tease their husbands.

>>42166724
i like this silly cow

>>42166661
>loli demon acts polite and normal
>tells your parents she's actually 900 years old and her species ages differently
>she may have added some zeroes to smooth things over
>have to come up with new explanations every year for why she's grown up more

>>42166694
Who cares ? If portal open mamono will bejust like 3d because everything is a monkey paw nowadays.

>>42166723
>chesh being just lewd enough at the dinner table to embarrass you but not lewd enough for your parents to pick up on it
>keeps subtly contradicting your cover story on how you met just to piss you off

dont care, wurms are the best monster to bring home to your parents

>>42166754
Good way to get a break up because the family don't like her.