/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Goddamn it, I chortled.

average doujin plot

>>4210760

Precisely what happened to me.

It got me laughing, but the quality of the storytelling has gone south since last time.

meh

Captain Minamitsu Murasa

I'd fund it.

Futa Murasa pumping into Ichirin's back door sounds good.

You will never see what its like to see Murasa's ass drawn by littleshrimp

I'd goon an adventure with Murasa.

unf is my favorite sound effect.

The Artist

http://littleshrimp.deviantart.com/

>>4210838
Pretty sure we all know but thanks for heading off the source requests anyway.

How does one reach deep into a girls french accent?

This makes about as much sense as the other Touhou doujin's I've read.

I love to see how fanon developes UFO characters.

>>4210838
>saving up money for fable 2
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING

You can't do anything

Second panel Ichirin is very moe.
I want to hug her.

>>4210838
Ah, yes. The entire point of those threads.

>>4210838
>deviantart
Get out

I am not entirely sure of what happened.

>>4210922
LOL SUPERIOR GRORIOUS NIPPON PIXV AMIRIGHT?

>>4211115

But of course.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=8357060

>>4211115
Shut up. I like his stuff but you're not doing him any favors being an idiot.

>>4211115

Last I checked, one can get banned from critisizing others work.

>>4211134
>But of course.
No it's not you delusional faggot.
>>4211139
What?
>>4211149
What?

>>4211187
>What?
You are an idiot.

dropped

>>4211187

>No it's not you delusional faggot.

Apparently you were unawares of how I was typing that in mocking of you.

>>4211199
Why?

>>4210838
Oh man, I don't check his page for a while and he's got a ton of new stuff up.

hey littleshrimp if you're reading this (I do not think you are) upload more stuff to your pixiv account because I have a far greater chance of seeing it there tia

Oh man. I still don't know what made me fall out of my chair: the comic itself, or Myon.

>>4210838
Is he being sarcastic in most of his comments or is he really like that. Overuse of certain words like kawaii desu seem to suggest sarcasm, but his responses to other people seem to lean in the opposite direction, although he could just be trollan.

also 17 holy fuck

Shitty unfunny western webcomic trying too hard to be funny.

I don't get it...
You guys prefer Pixv because of its community or what?

>>4211259
Tea is for true gentlemen.

>>4211294
I prefer pixiv because I check it multiple times per day and deviantart like. once a month. If that.

>>4211269
Littleshrimp is completely insane.

>>4211274
like your any more amusing to me

>>4211259
I don't get it why is the last panel supposed to be funny? Is it parodying something?

>>4211852
That's Byakuren's serious face. It is serious.

This little faggot should be shot.

The artist used to browse /x/.

>>4210752
I love the last pannel.

Please fondle my buttocks.

I like his style, shame it generally goes to waste

>>4214144
He should, but I'm not sure what Ep6 Battler's faggotry has to do with this thread.

This is my junk and nothing less!

the only his good is a koishi one

This is shit.

>>4216292
what

What worries me is that I'm getting used to the characters personalities, so now I can't unsee anger-problem Nazrin or 'young girl in the old womens club' Byakuren.

>>4214144

>>4216292
Which one: the FOREHEAD GENITALIA one or the 'Koishi isn't an animal...' one?

>>4216311
Both are pretty cool. I think those two are my favorites.

I'm rather fond of his Touhou furry collection too.

>>4211867
It looks like she's holding a tampon.

>>4216322
in b4 wall of hate

Whats the point of Ichirin's belt (I know its in game too), it doesn't seem to be holding anything up as the rest is already attached to the dress

>Touhou furry

>>4216322
you mean that joke cwc thing?

>>4216353

Go back to bed Arc.

>>4216359

If Touhou Furry is posted, I will lie down in my bed in the fetal position to make the pain go away.

>>4216356
Yeah, it's pretty funny. Though I'd have preferred Touhou sparkledogs.

He's a really good artist, I hope he takes his potential further than drawing touhou comics and writing "NIGGER" in comments.

>>4216362
Luckily, I've never stumbled upon Touhou furries.

>>4216305

16 year olds should be listening to mommy and going to bed at 8. Not drawing shit and posting it on the internet.

>>4216343
It's not so much of a belt as the one in OP, but is seems to tighten her dress so she doesn't look as 'fat' in it as Patchouli.

>>4210752
Are buddhist nuns celibate or not?

>>4216377
>age of consent
>listening to mommy

>>4216381
I think they are generally celibate but more by convention than by vows of celibacy.

>>4216381
Ichirin and Uzan = Muslim-Touhou

>>4216368
>He's a really good artist

This thread is getting even more ridiculous than usual.

>>4216402
>Muslim Touhou
I am okay with this.

If you faggots think this is "art" or "worthwhile" instead of a steaming pile of shit, you should probably be shot.

>>4216404

http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Celibacy_in_Buddhism
Buddhists wants everything to become extinct.

>>4216417
>implying anyone ever said this was artistic
Oh, you.

>>4216417
Coming from ham hands and chunky bodies? Uh...

>>4216417
Again, really not sure why you're talking about Umineko ITT.

>>4216433

Ryukishi is a healthy man of 36. He's not some autistic ten year old who doesn't realize his shitty art isn't going to get him anywhere or anything except a gigantic cattle prod up his ass for being a complete faggot.

>>4216417
Sometimes art being terrible makes the comic better.

>>4216428
So...Buddhist monk for a few years, then switch out and get bitches for a few years, and then back again?

>>4216449
>people who aren't in their thirties aren't allowed to draw
>anyone who disagrees should be shot

>>4216428
>rationalwiki
trollface.gif

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_and_Buddhism

>>4216462

Did I say thirties?

Once he becomes old enough to release nobody's going to put up or accept with his Japanese wank-obsessed bullshit, then he's allowed to draw.

That deviantart faggot represents everything wrong with humanity today. Do you not see that?

>>4216449
What are you butthurting about? a nonjapanese person(or at least his comics) being liked on /jp/?

>>4216433
>>4216436
Actually... where does this double standard come from? Seriously, guys, jerk over the fact that someone from the west can draw a straight line (and not much more) OR laugh at Umineko's "art". Not both at the same time.

>>4216449
>Ryukishi is a healthy man of 36
Which makes his terrible art even sadder.

>>4216470
Umm...no, I don't.

You were 17 at one point, unless you're an underage b&. Which you probably are, considering how butthurt you are about something so inconsequential.

>Once he becomes old enough to release
what

>>4216466
>any sex other than penis-vagina intercourse, including oral sex, anal sex, and masturbation.
According to the Dalai Lama, /jp/ are all non-virgins.

>>4214144
>>4216377
>>4216417
>>4216449
>>4216470

>>4216470
I'm detecting some extreme butthurt.
>i can't draw animu-style so nobody but the Japanese must be able to

>>4216487
sexual misconduct != sexual intercourse

Man, you must have some kind of reading comprehension disorder.

>>4216471
>spammer and attention whore being liked on /jp/

Fixed you there.

It's like a second coming of Dan Kim. Only Dan could actually be funny once in a while.

>>4216496
Who gives a shit what he does in his free time? I like his comics.

>>4216478

Sure, I was a stupid faggot at 17 too. But that was 5 years ago, a lot can happen in five years, I am no longer a stupid faggot.

The kid should stop wasting his life drawing "JAPAN KAWAIIII" and go out and get a real job, since his parents probably hate him from what a fucking mooching parasite he must be.

>>4216495
>sex other than penis-vagina intercourse
sex = {penis-vagina sex, oral sex, anal sex, masturbation}

I wish I hadn't wasted my youth playing too many video games and importing anime on VHS. Oh well, there's always shitting on others to look forward too!

>>4216496
confirmed for butthurt.

Posting occasional original content is not attention whoring unless you start begging for feedback and bumping your own thread, and it certainly doesn't qualify as "spamming"

I can taste your jealousy over TCP/IP

>>4216499
Wait, what?
>The kid should stop wasting his life drawing "JAPAN KAWAIIII" and go out and get a real job, since his parents probably hate him from what a fucking mooching parasite he must be.
You're not from around here, are you? /jp/ is the lost country of the NEETs.

Fixed for /jp/'s tough standards.

>>4216501
Masturbation is sexual in nature, but it's not sex. A poorly worded sentence on Wikipedia won't worm you out of that

>>4216512
Replace it with random kanji and we'll all love it unconditionally.

>>4216507

I drop in here in my spare time. I do have a steady job, It's cool if you guys don't.

However, I cannot accept liking this "littleshrimp" cunt's art. Please tell me, Why do you like it? Please explain to me. It looks like complete shit to me.

>>4216512
You forgot the... Oh, wait.

>>4216518
I like it because it's funny. Not everything has to be SERIOUS BUSINESS ALL THE TIME NO FUN ALLOWED.

>>4216518
let me re-iterate that ironic bit about you complaining about shit art and posting ryukishi.

OP here, surprised this thread is still alive

Think i'll delete it shortly and remake it when its bed time for americans

>>4216526
Nah, it's okay. According to him, it's okay for r07 to have shit art, because he's 36. Teenagers aren't allowed to have bad art, they must be perfect at all times.

Projection much?

>>4216529
14 hours later?

>>4216523

>It's funny

Are...you serious? I didn't crack a smile. People tell me I tend to be a cynical person, but I'm giving this "littleshrimp" faggot the benefit of the doubt, and I do not find his comic funny. It makes me want to stab him. He exemplifies EVERY single thing I hate about children who do not know their place. Shitting up the world with their cutesy bullshit. "Look what I can do internet, don't you LOVE it?" Fuck that asshole.

>>4216530
It's the bitter cries of a damaged 20 year old that gave up on their doodles at the age of 10 because they couldn't get anything to "look good" and dismissed art as some mystical inborn talent that only some people have.

We've had this discussion in length before.

>>4216532
yeah I went to be at 4am gmt and only just got up

>>4216504
Posting with the purpose to link to your site is spamming.

>confirmed for butthurt

Irony.

>>4216535
Says the desperate avatarfag attention whore.

>>4216535
You make it sound like you'd find it funny if he wasn't 17, which means you have problems.

>>4216535
I don't even need to ask, it's quite clear that u mad.

>>4216529
Why, so everybody can agree to despise it? The rest of the world knows what real humour looks like.

>>4216529

That won't work. I will always find these threads. I will do everything in my power to destroy these threads, or else convince you all this faggot doesn't need his dick sucked.

>>4216550
it seems to me that everyone in this thread but you likes these comics.

Why drop the avatar, by the way?

>>4216553
I'm starting to get the feeling that you're littleshrimp using reverse psychology on me.

I just can't see how something as insignificant as these comics can cause so much NERDRAGE in someone.

>>4216553
You really have nothing better to do?
Like drawing, perhaps?
You could make a profile in DeviantArt!

>>4216518
Let's get one thing straight: nobody is putting him on a pedestal or lauding over his artistic ability. But it's self-aware, knowingly stupid, and competently drawn. Is that too silly for you at the oh-so-mature age of 22?

I swear if this guy was Japanese you'd be printing them out and stroking off over them.

>>4216553
Oh, so you're kind of like that obsessive anti-Touhou fag on /tg/ who painstakingly sagebombed every thread that so much as had a Touhou image on it, without using any scripts.

Do you realize how neurotic that makes you?

>>4216559
Clearly he's still too young to be allowed to draw.

>>4216555
It seems to me that everyone in this thread but you dislikes there comics.

>>4216553
I'd rather a "shitty webcomic artist" than a buttmad autistic avatar-user.

>>4216569
>manually sagebombing
Holly hell, who would do that?

>if this guy was Japanese you'd be printing them out and stroking off over them
/thread

>>4216559

Drawing is not one of my strengths. I'm not afraid to admit this? It isn't my thing.

>>4216569

I have nothing against Touhou.

>>4216576
Then you've got very severe tunnel-vision.

I hope Parsee shows up in more threads like this.

>>4216583
He is saying you are just as butthurt for no good reason, not that you share dislikes to the T.

>>4216583
>I have nothing against Touhou.
I don't think you understand. I'm talking about how fucked up it is to, as you put it,

>always find these threads. I will do everything in my power to destroy these threads, or else convince you all this faggot doesn't need his dick sucked.

>>4216583
>I have nothing against Touhou.
Totally missing the point.

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

>>4216587

>>4216590

Well personally, I can't let this shit go on. His comics are simply fucking horrible, and unfunny. You're good people, I know that. Don't waste your time on this horse shit. I'm telling you guys. There are good Touhou comics out there.

>>4216560
>if this guy was Japanese you'd be printing them out and stroking off over them

And that's different from what's happening here how?

Hey, I just had a Great Idea to screw over this avatarfag. Let's delete this thread... And NOT make a new one. He'll waste all of his time looking for the new one, BUT THERE WON'T BE ONE! LOL

>>4216597
We know and we do not care.
We like shit like Touhou, 'shitty Touhou comics' is redundant. Like you like Umineko.

>>4216597
Wait...you're telling me what I find funny and what I don't find funny? And that the things I find funny, actually aren't funny and that I should stop reading it and go find something nice and Japanese to read instead?

Get back to /a/.

>>4216597
Well then, you'll just have to put up with it, because there are a lot more people in /jp/ that like these comics than don't (which basically consists of you and one other anon at the moment)

Maybe you'll grow up, or just find something else to direct your pent up autistic rage at. It doesn't really matter to us

>>4216606


Not at all. It's merely a suggestion.

Here?....It's early in the morning. With that mindset, it's easy to see why you guys would think this guy's work is "good". Maybe you're sleep-deprived, I don't know. All I can say is I've never seen something more revolting and unfunny as those shitty comics. There is no humor. No funny. It's mindless bullshit from a faggot who wishes he was Japanese.

can you repost that doujin in another thread? I'm about to delete this one

>>4216597
Seems like your only problem with these comics is that you don't find them funny and because of that you seem to belive that no one else should either. Am I right?

>>4216619
>who wishes he was Japanese

Projecting much.

>>4216619
>It's mindless bullshit from a faggot who wishes he was Japanese.
No, that's just your posts.