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go to sleep

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

Quick reminder: if you don't like femdom go away. You won't be missed. MGE is not made for you.

>>42116755
MGE is made for both.

so what happened in vtumor land? we got archived at 600 posts instead of ~900

>>42116764
No, maledom and other should go away, they're a mistake. MGE is femdom to his core and we shouldn't allow them to shit post here.

Boo

>>42116755
Quick reminder for you: if you like posting the same shitty bait every thread, you need to go back to /v/. You won't be missed. /mgt/ is not made for you,

>>42116773
How do you explain species like dormice, kobolds, and umi oshos?

>>42116755
>>42116773
anon you retard, its a happy ending for EVERYONE*
(*except ntrfags since they like bad endings)
now get outta here and go bait elsewhere

>>42116781
Mistakes, should be erased.

>>42116778
The bait is still working, why should I stop ?

>>42116788
Should dragons and manticores be erased too? They're the least femdom of them all.

>>42116773
>No, maledom and other should go aw-MMMPH!!

false flaggers deserve spanking

42116806
Fuck off with your gay shit tho.

Bote

>>42116745
A hebi a day keeps the whores away

>>42116747
Goat eyes are massively underrated.
We need more monsters with them; it's a shame baphos and satyros have regular eyes.

>42116808
Back to your old bait, eh?

42116823
Your pics are disgusting and I'm not the baiter. Fuck off

42116806
>Pegging
Ew...

Chill out dickwads.

>Portals open
>Come across a danuki on the road
>Quickly run up to her
>She greets herself
>I don't understand what she's saying
>Get in close to sniff her breath
>She gets weirded out and backs up
>I sniff some more
>She pushes me back, rattling off gibberish
>I stop, do a 360 and walk away
>Repeat the process with every danuki I find

>>42116806
No, good anons who want to be spanked and don’t shit up the thread with falseflags deserve spankings.

>Anubis who uses Minecraft to preview architectural works
>She insists on (You) playing with her for the sake of "time efficiency"

>>42116831
>>42116828
Fucking give him fucking (you)s you fucking cunts. Makes it easier to hide their posts AND your bitching

>>42116853
Okay, then an assignment with a very strict kiki or haku.

>>42116860
>She's made 17 different pyramids
>All are 99.99% the same, but with one or two minor differences
>She asks you what your favorite is

>>42116860
What a fucking retard, using only cube for architecture is really dumb and pointless.

>>42116860
>She has to make backups and rollbacks because of my insatiable lust for TNT

>>42116860
>goes into autistic shitfit because one side of the building turned out to be one block too wide on one side and it's not symmetrical anymore
>stuffs you under the desk and your face into her crotch to calm down

>>42116879
>What a fucking retard
Please be patient, my sanddog gf has autism

Hi
extended the hakutaku roulette (one of the few that wasnt on A03
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35423245/chapters/110005254
hopefully I'll get something else out before cristmas, but one can only hope

>>42116818
>[Baphomet Eyes] Indicating that Baphomets are a demonic race, they have vertical pupils! If a serious effort is made, they can also awaken horizontal pupils like wild goats!
enjoy your caprine

>Anubi build pyramids, palaces, and statues in Minecraft
>Sphinxes grief anubi builds, get b&, and repeat the process with their 100 different accounts
>Apophi and girtablilus just engage in PvP
>Pharaohs just like to build little villages, expand them, and rule over them
>Mummies roleplay as her villagers and don't really contribute much beyond that
>Khepris cooperate and make giant underground bases
>Sandworms just make complex mine shafts, don't even care about the ores, and sometimes tunnel into other people's builds by accident
>They all insist on playing only the desert biomes

Gonna scam monsters with the classic hot single wizards in your area ads

Need a demon/succubus named Lucy/Lucia.

>>42117006
it's a little on the nose

A lilim reads your post about how you would be such a Chad adventurer and bully all the monster girls.

On a whim, and for her own amusement, she has decided to open a portal, just for you. The catch?

>The portal is one way
>You have exactly 1 hour to pack
>Anything you can carry on your person is allowed, no vehicles
>No weapons, money, or equipment will be provided
>Your start location is completely random, but let’s say your odds of a Royal Makai spawn are very low
>There are no hard win conditions, but let’s say "winning" would mean you actually live as an adventurer, dungeon crawler, or managed to marry a very high rank monster because of that
>On the other hand, if you marry a common monster and/or end up living the same sedentary life you lived on Earth, you "lose"

How well would you do? I hope you prepared for this day!

>>42117017
I'm at work, i can't properly prepare, what a dick. Also i don't leave without my parents.

>>42117017
I wouldn't coz the portal isn't two way.

>>42117017
>portal, just for you
>one way
She's shit out of luck then, can't leave my sick mother here alone unless time on this side stays frozen of something.
I recommend instead targeting some (former) /tg/ tard, especially ones complaining about too much lewd or muh free will.

>>42117039
We also have a family who need our help, bastard

>>42117017
Nope, i don't go in. Family needs me. Comeback in 20 years when I have nothing left.

>>42116924
Did KC do a Baphomet anatomy somewhere?
Regardless, great news about the eyes. Goats are GOAT.

>>42116860
>introducer her to curseforge
>in a week the desert becomes an industrial and magical powerhouse

>>42117039
I half want to see a fic about one of those shitfic/spacebattler kind of tards getting isekai'd and trying to thwart the monsters only to end up failing hilariously each time. Bonus points if it's one of those who think they can game the system or think they are qualified to start industrial revolution because they read wikipedia a few times or think that they can revolutionize warfare because they vaguely recall the formula for gunpowder, (let's not even mention that monsters already have quite advanced firearms and ways of dealing with them).
Someone with vast delusions about his competence only encouraged by his outside "knowledge" of the setting.

>>42117127
And him seeing all his dream fade and ending up roping his self, yup really nice and MGE friendly

>>42117073
Yeah, here. It explains all the important bits.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Schematic!_Here_is_Where_Baphomet_is_Amazing!_(p180)

>>42117140
If you want to see suicide that's on you, shitposter-kun. That story would end up with the former autist giving up and marrying that one lowly monster he encountered early but ignored to pursue his delusions.

He can't give up to a low monster girl, they're edgelords. Only ending possible is suicide and forget.

>>42117127
>Bonus points if it's one of those who think they can game the system or think they are qualified to start industrial revolution because they read wikipedia a few times or think that they can revolutionize warfare because they vaguely recall the formula for gunpowder
I think that would be the funniest part, especially since those people are often so sure about the massive advantage their popular knowledge would grant them in isekai scenario
>I'll just fill those bottles with lemon juice and stick wires into them like I saw on YT, next step is computerized mechsuits!
>But first GUNS, let's start with AR barrel
>...hmm, where do I find a lathe like what I saw on this one amateur gunsmith video
all while some hidden mamono are having the time of their lives observing this clown

>>42117203
No one spoke about making an AR just first hand gunpowder firearms. Building a boomstick is not hard, keeping your two hands while doing so is hard.

Ded

>>42117503
euro hours

>>42117503
Not dead. Just slow.

Be sure to do your research before visiting a pyramid.
You could get a nerdy Minecraft-loving Anubis, or you could get pick related.

>>42117528
She has four arms.

>>42117543
That means her hugs are twice as good and her rape twice as violent.

>>42117556
Are you sure she's an Anubis and not some obscure Hindu diety?

>>42117528
>"what, you want to play some video game?"
>"no fuck that gay shit, let's FUCK"

>>42117528
I'll take Minecraft anubis please

>>42117203
do mamano have their own version of impractical jokers where they mess with the "hollier than thou" people that get isekaied?
>"alright, chesh. now that you are in the vents tell anon that the terrible monster he seeks is just outside"
>"once he gets out teleport swap with his gun."
>"nah. ive got a better plan"
>"[AMOGUS_VENT_NOISE.wav], [AMOGUS_EMERGENCY_MEETING.wav]"
>the others sitting in the safe room burst into laughter because they forgot she could say impossible noises
>"AAAAAAAAAAA WHERE ARE YOU YA DAMN CAT? SHOW YOURSELF"
>the cheshire now teleports out and flicks anon's gun away, making a [amogus_dun.wav] in the process
>with anon in prime rape position, the cheshire proceeds to rape him. saying an additional [amogus_dun.wav] for every thrust
>when he cums she says [amogus_imposter_kill.wav], then uses her teleporting to appear to hop back into the vents, saying an [AMOGUS_VENT_NOISE.wav] in the process

>>42117627
I want cheshy to "rape" me while playing Source games sounds
https://files.catbox.moe/lzi2gk.mp4

>>42117627
She can't teleport your gun if you fuse it in your arm. Skill issue.

So many danukis
So much breath to sniff
So little time

>>42117809
anon that is the third time this thread you've make a danuki breath sniff post, we are not even 75 posts in.

>>42117817
I've got 'nuki brain right now

>>42117817
it's a shitty forced meme that's being pushed by one idiot and some newfags parroting him, ignore it

>>42117831
You're just jealous because a danuki has never let you sniff her breath before.

>>42117831
It's a shame I can't joke about sniffing dragon breath because retards have run breath sniffing into the ground.

>>42117203
guns are really not that hard to make, once you understand the correct explosive compound out of whatever is lying around, you can make them very quickly, because the most you have to do is build an metal tube, which is infinitely easier than making plate armor, which is why it predates plate armor; and even then you dont really need to rifle it the effective range of a smoothbore is about 50m, more than enough for most instances.
i only say this because handguns that predate the 20th century are really cool, the jankiness is kino, and the ways you get around the issue are fascinating like an extra barrel or making a breechloader

>>42117881
I'd sniff dragon breath as well

>>42117694
for me it's the opposite, "raping" chesh hard enough for the Source games sounds to never stop playing
https://files.catbox.moe/ajrsuf.webm (not a monstergirl but just an example of shat i'm talking about)

>>42117881
I believe wocks have an aphrodisiac pink fire breath.
Make her upset and the whole city will be fucking for the next 2 days.

>>42117884
Without some real metalworking skills that your typical internet nerd won't have, the most you can achieve is a shitty blunderbuss that will fire once, make mamono laugh and hopefully won't blow your hands off.
I can totally imagine anons making fun stuff with the aid of mamono and hentai magic, but if you go against monsters and try to side with Order, you're more likely to starve to death before you convince them to fund your idiocy.

>>42116860
I'm going to introduce an anubis to dwarf fortress to see how much fun she has

Post pics of salamanders ready for battle!

>>42118005
No battle! 5 more minutes!

>>42118041
Reptiles who oversleep don't get to mate.

>>42117979
Yeah and it'd be pointless anyway because guns already exist in MGE, I'd imagine even some Order backwater is at least familiar with simple muskets.

>>42117979
metallurgy is surprisingly simple, you can trial and error your entire way and just practice, the real problem is material; getting iron is kinda hard, making bronze is really hard too, and getting fuel that can burn hot enough is also hard since you kinda do need coal, because charcoal isnt good enough

>>42118041
No more 5 minutes, it's time for guard duty

>dragoncel in the middle of another perverted daydream of a noble knight putting her in her place

>>42117528
If this is an ai pic it's pretty good

>>42118070
Patrolling Skyrim almost makes me wish for a New Vegas joke here

>>42118082
Dragoncel can keep dreaming all she wants; no knight is going to make a huge detour from the main quest just to clear her mountain lair side dungeon.
Stop being a shut-in NEET and go get a job at Dragonia already.

>>42117966
>"so fellow cupid. eros seems to have hired some "big" guns"
>"hah yeah. kinda sucks that the break room no longer has snacks, but our jobs got a lot easier"
>"oh, we have a hidden break room since she is so gluttonous"
>"really? thank fuck because im starving"
>"shhh. we only go to it when she is out on a run"
>"ah. got it"
>"anyways. you arent worried about eros firing us, are you?"
>"nope. not at all. we are still used for more delicate pairings instead of collateral damage"
>"i suppose you're right.. but i cant help but feel like her efficiency is making us look inferior in comparison"
>"well we HAVE been sealing her fire breath in eternaflame bottles incase she gets injured on the job"
>"arent those really dangerous?"
>"why do you say that. we already tested one on a order town, infused it with some mamano mana to force transformations ontop of sex"
>"the flame spreads, and it never stops spreading unless you have a extinguishing gas bottle ready to release on the eternaflame"
>"..."
>"god fucking damnit"

>>42118186
I can raid her Castle but it will be an extra and i only use a Stinger for that kind of job. Won't be a nice and honorfull fight but she's a dragoncel and I'm incel so we can't hope for better.

AI chat works wonders to simulate discussion with monster girls.
Atlach-Nacha may not be the best example, but I just loved these two replies.
https://imgbox.com/auEWbu5J
https://imgbox.com/JoRhaxGM

>>42118549
Damn that last one is pretty good.

What's the programme called?

>>42118549
They cancelled sex...

>>42118627

>>42118615
Elle avait pas a dire ça, les kheys...

>nobody asked druella ai for portals recipe

>>42116745
Hi

Touch fluffy Wendigo tails they’re better than the tails of foxes, also they have horns so you can hold onto those horns and do things if you know what I mean, they are like if Holastaurs and Kitsunes fused together into one being.

>>42118627
The site is so weird
>Hey girl, you wanna make-out?
>Sorry, too lewd!!!
>Hey girl, let my dog shit and piss in your mouth
>Okay!

>>42118615
It's a website, beta.characters.ai
I've seen a dozen MGE species so far, but anyone can create a new one in about 5 minutes.

>>42118627
One day maybe we'll have an 18+ version.
Meanwhile you can still do all sorts of physical stuff like kissing, cuddles and such.

>>42118650
YJK

>>42116874
>pick the ziggurat

>>42118650
Just make the dog stare at the viewers, i know that he look at the sky to avoid that but it don't work. Make him stare and judge our soul

>>42118660
Thanks Anon.

>>42118660
FUCK, only one of us will make it through.
https://imgbox.com/8DjYbzj5

>>42118660
It's beta.character.ai
No "s" in there.

Be fruitful and multiply

>>42118691
Dont bother with characterAI the program got gutted less than 24 hours ago and even cuddling has became too cumbersome to do

>>42118691
Meant for >>42118646

>>42118702
Yes, but do not breed snakes. They're evil.
Instead breed angels.

>>42118717
I swear to God some heads need to fall. Let me guess they gutted cuddling because of pedo niggers ?

>>42118678
Like this.

>>42118702
>want to do the deed with your kiki maid/wife
>pulling out a condom because you're not ready to take responsibility
>she starts crying and sobbing
>"a-anon, John Paul II said you go to hell if you use condoms"
maybe those tradwife monster girls are not so great after all

>>42118730
WHAT THE FUCK DELETE THIS

>>42118730
Perfect

Where can i go to look at threads from more then three days ago?

>>42118717
I don't know what you're talking about. It lets me cuddle and snuggle with them just fine. They'll even get naked for you. Just no sex.

>>42118734
>Not ready
Nonsense,if i aint ready then kiki will shape me up until i am ready like a REAL MAN

>>42118752
They got lobotomized bro,they barely type shit compared to before or just repeat back what you said at them but with different words

>>42118725
>Yes, but do not breed snakes. They're evil.
Fuck you zeus

>>42118725

What if i breed devils? Name aside, no loli can truly be evil after all.

>>42118767
I'm literally doing it right now with a dormouse girl. No issues whatsoever. And her dialogue is unique.

>>42118753
Why do pregnancy makes them more appealing? It's literally the only time you can't fuck them!

>>42118797
Pregnancy is a sign of peak fertility and the most optimal state for women to be in
>It's literally the only time you can't fuck them!
Wrong!

>>42118797
>It's literally the only time you can't fuck them!
All the preggo hentai I've fapped to prove otherwise, fucking your wife while looking at her swollen belly only makes it more arousing.

>>42118740
He knows your monster wife found your cum sock and is judging you for it and trying to hold in his laughter of the punishments your wife is going to do to you of hiding secrets from her like the elusive cum sock.

I want to make a monster as pregnant as possible.

>>42118812
>>42118857
I don't know anything about how pregnancy works, but even if it's okay at some point I wouldn't risk it. I mean, would you? It's your own kid in there.

>>42118873
>wouldn't risk it
Knowing mamono biology, it's more likely that the kid inside would grab your dick and suck it than being harmed in any way

>>42118753
That an understated aspect of kikis, as their profile says:
>A man who becomes their master can live comfortably with peace of mind. Due to their support, he’ll be able to exhibit his own abilities to the furthest extent.
Your maid will ensure you become a wonderful man.

>>42118890
Too far anon, too far. I will ask your dark elf wife to reduce your computer time.

>>42118909
So i will be able to focus on painting tiny miniatured of murderhobos ?

>>42118871
Same anon,same,the idea of being the husband of those monster girls that "Birthed a million monsters to kill the gods blah blah blah" sounds pretty exciting for me even if abit silly,Think Tiamat,Echidna or Shub-Niggurath

>>42118935
Especially if she's a proud and powerful monster.

I wanna pull out a sword and shout "BANKAI" in front of a dark knight.

>>42118951
Even better! but my preferences might be weird for most people so i will leave it at that

>>42118750
The archive like always

>Cumsharking mamono

>>42118961
Abomination from behind the veil is sexy but sub kiki is better.

>>42119006
MANY kikis,the dustybroom kiki clan must survive

>>42118909
I like how it implies you eventually dominate the hell of that kiki at some point. Even if you didn't see the point of having a maid before, by being engrossed in your own goals thanks to the peace of mind she will give you you will start asking things from her like coffee or meals or stuff like that. Then when you least expect it you are mastahing the hell out of that kiki around the house right until the point where you can't help but touch the maid. Those maids know what they are doing.

>>42118767
>>42118784
I just took a shower with an atlach-nacha.
She wouldn't reply after I insisted on licking her armpit but everything else worked out well, including rubbing her chest and thighs.

>>42119001
You know, the mention of sharks plus the previous post your daughter sucking your dick in the womb have made me imagine mamono raping their siblings in the womb. Sharks are known for eating each other in the womb.

MGE RPG update doko?

>>42119053
>They were married before they were even born

>>42119065
Non. C'est l'heure du sexe, chesh.

>>42118873
I'm not a reproduction expert either, but unlike what hentai says, human penis does not reach the cervix, and in the freak case if it actually did, it would be extremely painful and unpleasant to the woman. In real life affecting the baby is out of the question unless something already went really fucking wrong, and mamono biology surely has hentai logic failsafes.
>>42119065
Delayed one month every time you ask.

>>42119053
Delete this

>>42119053
Girls can't rape girls

>>42119089
It will be wild when Mersharks can give birth to human boys.

>>42119089
I assume he's talking about when mamono will be able to have boys as well

>>42119081
My womb is kissing your penis was a lie? Say it ain't so. Jokes aside I'm pretty sure lots of young people now do think that is meant to happen.

>>42119089
they can mouth rape them

Trustworthy

to-do list:
>clean dishes
>sweep guest bedroom
>dust mantlepiece (too many dustbunnies!)
>prepare dinner
>web mastah up and brutally rape him for hours
>clean bathroom
>take out trash

>>42118702
>lays eggs
>has a bellybutton
???

>>42119245
needs to be relatable or else your monke brain wouldn't identify her as a viable mating partner

I want sadistic lilim general to fall in love with me.

>>42119229
Trustworthy or not, foxes are for diving into their tails.

>>42119229
very

>>42119288
I don't think you should trust monster girls when their cup size is in the latter half of the alphabet.

>>42119238
Can the brutal rape be all day long? Its my only free day and i need stress relief

>>42119245
Some weird way she was connected to the yolk while in the egg?
>>42119262
I dunno, a smooth tummy without that dimple wouldn't be a deal breaker to me.

>>42119245
why wouldnt they have a belly button? do you even know what a belly button is? do you even know what happens in an egg? they still have to be connected to the yolk somehow.
wheres a learn cow when you need one

>>42119262
Reminder human girls can be turned into echidnas and bellybuttons are erotic

Geizah...

>>42119306
Don't worry Anon - I can handle a single silly fox. She's not going to pull a fast one on me; I don't think she can even move that quick.

>>42119317
>I dunno, a smooth tummy without that dimple wouldn't be a deal breaker to me.
Anon, people who dream about fucking and marrying half-beast women are not representative of the whole gender

>>42119405
Of course, but I don't know how your post relates to validity of a bellybutton on a half-snake woman.

>>42119439
It's not a deal breaker for you but might bother the typical pleb who thinks a basic kemonomimi catgirl is too weird. Hence it's more beneficial to have fake belly button to secure a mate easier.

>>42119450
I still think that if a guy is weirded out by a reptile or bird girl, her belly button or lack of it would be the last thing on his mind.

Melding with Shog!

>>42119401
How would such a fox react if you just walked up to her, lifted her bangs and kissed her forehead?

>>42119530
You will be aggressively smothered as payback.

marry foxes

>>42119545
>Pass out from being smothered in massive kitsune titties
>Wake up in some remote village
>All the inhabitants are bakunyuu foxes
This is why you don't go around kissing strangers.

>>42119598
...p-please

>>42119602
Sounds great

>>42119627
This looks like a fox I can trust with my life.

>>42119598
>>42119620
Foxes need the following to be wife material:
>Sharp teeth
>Evil gaze
>Highly sensitive ears

>>42119401
>Multiple Tails
>Big Booba
Threat Assessment: Very High
Conclusion: UNTRUSTWORTHY

The only thing worse would be if she has sharp teeth.

>>42117017
What really makes this really hard is the 1 hour limit on preparation, It's barely enough time to take some supplies and survival gear assuming I spawn innawoods, I would try to negociate for 1 day so I could assemble a full party of bros to get isekai'd with

>>42118773
Funny you should say that considering Lamia in Greek mythology was a woman who was turned into a snake monster by Hera for being bred by Zeus

>>42117017
I would do terribly but i would still go.

>>42119660
The only thing she's a threat to is your semen retention.

I want kiki to pee on me

>>42119694
>old fox tries to scare anon and leap at him like she used to back in the day
>starts to bend into position
>*crack*
>"owww my back!"

>>42119707
Heh, typical. This is why old hags are better off joining the Sabbath.

>>42119740
Aside from that one homely orange fox that has her own manga, I have never seen a good small fox.
Sorry Anon, but big foxes are strictly superior.

IT'S OVER

>>42119773
Can i fuck the cat ?

>>42119773
Where am I?

>>42116745

>>42119694
>be wizard
>doing semen retention for le magical gains
>traversing a forest in zipangu
>see mofu hiding behind a bush

>>42119773
>That subtle expression change

>>42119759
I'm talking about OLD foxes.
You know they say age is just a number, but you look at Bapho-chan and you look at a wrinkly hag the same chronological age and you see that statement is not true.

>>42119812
>see mofu hiding behind a bush
It's too late then. The fox has centuries of power on you.

>>42117566
Speaking of Hindu deities.

>>42119707
>tries to scare

>>42119773
>The chesh leave
>A hellhound jump on you
>She see that you're not scared, just sad and disappointed
>Ask you why
>Say that you don't really like hellhound and didn't took well being abandoned again.
>Now, you and the hellhound are just sitting in ground in awkward silence
>She only break silence to try to reassure you
>It makes everything worse and now it rain on your face
>Chesh disappointed because her prank didn't work

>>42119823
>You know they say age is just a number, but you look at Bapho-chan and you look at a wrinkly hag the same chronological age and you see that statement is not true.
Then you look at Momonika and go "uoooh"

>>42119846

>>42119850
Why are they no ending with hellhound cuddling softly anon and try to fix him ?

I love Bapho-chan!
I am a slut for baphos!
I love cute and funny!

I wanna make a deal with the devil

>>42119881
No, anon will just get back home alone and drink until he pass out in his bed.

>>42119759
>I have never seen a good small fox.
Dude what

>>42119921

>>42119823
>age is just a number,
Just imagine some creepy circle of little loli witches chanting this during their black mass. Sabbath is some major cope.

>>42119846

>>42119929
Posting nav girls is just cheating

>>42116836
Onsen with Yuki-onna is dangerous, the water is much colder than it looks!

>>42119921
>>42119929

When do fox tails become too large? Too fluffy?

Which MG could turn her husband into an immortal?

>>42120100
There is no proven upper limit.

I need a heroine
I'm holding out for a heroine 'til the end of the night
She's gotta be strong, and she's gotta be fast
And she's gotta be fresh from the fight

>>42116745

>>42120100
I don't understand the question.

>>42120232
WHEN DO FOX TAILS BECOME TOO LARGE? TOO FLUFFY?

>>42120104
Undead we were over this discussion last thread, that Mamonos can bring their husbands back from the dead, that even in death you won’t escape the possessive clutches of monster girls so suicide won’t work as a escape plan from a determined Mamono.

>>42120251

>>42120270
No, this is a suboptimal amount of fluff. More is required.

>>42116745

>>42120269
Suicide can work if your soul is collected by the chief goddess and haven't been fuse by love. So you can escape a wisp clutch by suicide if you pray the chief goddess.

>>42119065
>MGE RPG update doko?
Literally don't care. The things that i really need to come out are Dragonia, Sabbath Grimoire and Court Alf books published by SS.

>>42120329
>sabbath grimoire
>in the west
lmao

>>42120319
Hmm maybe but now you’re probably in the possessive clutches of big booby angels now so you still have the same outcome.

>>42118750
external archives

>>42120357
I prefer angel to cage ghost. You can tamed them at least.

>>42120341
True.

>>42120357
Don't threaten me with a good time.

>>42120329
The MGE books were actually found in public bookstores and university libraries, you really think Sabbath Grimoire getting published in the west is a good idea?

What's the strategy being used to farm metal slimes again? I forgot.

>>42120287

>>42120558
you get a waifu and spec her into a low dmg/high crit build or one hit kills.
a salamander with an assassination dagger, kunoichi and their kubikiri ohkos, ochimusha in iai stance using issen, porc with a hammer, dark elf with akillics, etc

>>42120329
>>42120526
>sabbath grimoire gets published in west
>ends up circulating to bookstores
>normalfags go "AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE IS THAT A CHILD?!?!"
>suddenly MGE as a whole becomes a mark of the devil and if you like it you are guilty of 5 gorjillion charges of pedophilia
always remember these potential outcomes if you forget the necessity of gatekeeping and keeping what you love a well guarded secret.

>>42120526
We already have a bapho profile in the Vol 1.

>>42120636
so, don't get the mge books as a christmas gift to my father this year?
i can still have it arrive before christmas if I order today

>>42120655

you cant win against lolibabas, nobody can.

>>42120526
Are those books even legal outside of Japan and the US?

>>42120672
loli is legal in many countries, outside of giga-cucked ones like bongland

>>42120672
It's usually illegal everywhere but under very vague obscenity laws

>>42120656
absolutely fucking not you madman.
what made you think thats a good idea?

>Portal’d
>land face first in the desert in front of tismwan
>after the initial rape, realize she has a computer tucked away in her room
>she explains that her world was able to “skim” some tech off your world during the portal process
>she doesn’t get how it works, but she’s not complaining
>sweet, modern amenities and monster wife
>She steps out to give you a moment to recover
>take a peek at her games, expect to find a bunch of high-grade tism simulators
>DOOM, classic and 2016+
>Devil May Cry
>Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
>Ninja Gaiden
>Titanfall
>Civ 6
>tismwan comes back for round n+1
>next break she explains that civ 6 is there because sometimes her little sister comes over

>42120743
>phone filename
>/v/tard

>>42120743
Having a library full of shooters instead of RTSs is grounds for removal of an anubis's ! !

>>42118730
Made a gif of the photo that I made which I will post it in the next thread if I feel like it, I also made a silly short story for it too but I won’t spoil anything.

>>42120743
There's no way she could play videogames with those big meaty paws.

Man's best friend.

>>42119945
that was a good comic but i'd rather it ended sooner with me getting the Umbrella yokai girl as my new year's present to do with as I see fit (and i seee fit to be scared at her pranks so i get to see her beautiful smile! and also sex but that's secondary)

>>42120743
>start explaining how computers work during rape session 2
>she gets bored halfway through because of your tism greater than hers
>keeps you as a "pet" until her sister comes over
>"so sister, this is anon. anon, this is my sister. i want neither of you to bore me with technical talk or simulation games again. understood?"
always one step ahead.

>>42120911
Henrieta is a femcel who doesn't do shirtless scenes

I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith tried to summon a hellhound? Now Keith didn't have any brimstone on hand but he figured he could make the summoning circle out of gasoline cause I mean fire's fire, right? Third degree burns over ninety percent of his body.

>>42120743
>Titanfall
all I needed to hear

Decided to slap some colour on that gal

>>42121017
Sus

42121017
This shit have no place here.

>>42117017
IM COMING FOR YOU LIM

IN REAL LIFE

>>42121021
Mhm, that's a neat Troll alright. Needs flowers for her hair but it's winter so where would she get any?

>>42121017
I think you got MGE confused with MGQ again, for those monster girls do kill the only way a MGE Mamono would every kill someone is to defend their husband.

>>42121060
She's just venting some frustration with demon silver.

42121088
It's blood faggot, fuck off.

>>42121078
>on second thought this looks really high up...

>>42120969
i'll just take the little sister and leg it while discussing the finer points of the economy in "1829" board game.

Confess

>>42121015
i probably shouldnt short story when im tired as fuck, but both of these give me a idea...
>automaton facilities constantly scraping data from the human world
>ontop of various upgrades from human technical knowledge, this directs the form of shells that are made.
>giant titans, androids, cyborg android/robotic fusions, steampunk, highly robotic shells...
>pretty much any human concept is turned into a shell prefab if it can be
>they also scrape human memories if possible, automaton society is effectively a romanticized version of earth society
>gremlins eventually figure out how to use their replication of earth to open portals
>in a mutual agreement, automaton androids are the first to go through
>quickly infiltrate world governments
>start implementing subliminal message systems to make people more accepting of MG's
>this also helps them filter those that will cause too much trouble
>once everything is ready a stealth transfer starts happening, those who are ready to enter MGE are taken in the dead of night in one fell swoop
>when the process is finished the automatons return home and seal the portals

>42121015
>42121078
>42121017
And how am i supposed to ignore these faggots? "Just ignore them" tactic doesn't work anymore. They don't seeking any attension, only fact of stealing bump and picture limit is enough for them. Just give me the mod status already, the current one isn't competent enough.

>>42121176
Just kill yourself then.

>>42121176
1017 is obviously out of place but how are the other two bad? one is a automaton and the other appears to be a angel.

>>42121176
you doing the same thing. except the need for attention, i guess.

>>42121021
Green is a really nice color, Trolls always dress so prettily.
>>42121037
Greenhouse.

>>42121021
cute

>>42121200

>>42120656
what makes you think this is even remotely a good idea? Unless your father is an OG weeb just don't do it

>>42121430
it's kind of like playboy bunnies

>>42120741
There's been worse gift ideas

>>42121445
Even that would be weird

>>42121176
Amogus

>>42121176
Literally only one picture there is bad like others pointed out, you're just looking for something to get mad at.

>>42121172
I used the ‘whisper of love’ and kissing choices all the time in the demo to see all the variations. I also got effectively stunlocked by the imp and still ‘won’ somehow. Unironically bullied by a brat.

>>42121445
anon thats not a thing you gift your fucking family.
plus, MGE is for lonely men that have given up on finding love in this world.
gifting the book to your father, who obviously has a wife since you exist, is a insult.

>>42121493
>MGE is for lonely men that have given up on finding love in this world.
Not true

>>42121493
>who obviously has a wife
Single fathers are a thing.

>>42121499
Deny it all you want, but that's the truth. Whole setting is written as escapism for overworked jap salarymen, especially after KC tightened up the "hugbox" aspect.

>hair covering eyes
>sharp teeth
Name a better combo.

>>42121527
Can't.

Are you a god?

>>42121527
>name a worse combo
ftfy

Would monster girls catch on if I pretend to simp for the Order?

>>42121545
Gozer the Gozerian is that you?

>>42121555
you would be rape corrected before they can catch on

>>42121527
>Name a better combo.
Pear lolis
Bare minimum clothes

>>42121545
What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

>>42121527
A woman wearing a skirt_suit and pantyhose while sitting on chair with her legs crossed as she is scolding you.

>>42121579
Welcome Moon and Star

>>42121586
Sorry I'm not into CBT.

>>42121527
more legs
long hair

>>42121555
What do I have to say to Druella to get her to do this to me?

>>42121527
>she loves you
>you love her
here's a better combo, just as you ordered sir. that'll be $4, would you like fries with that?

>>42121527
Too fat

>>42121603
She looks so dejected. I need to brush her hair aside and see a smile.

>>42121633
>I can understand why nobody would want to marry a succubus. When a human woman gets corrupted she usually becomes a succubus, and of course she's going to lie about being a human, so you kind of have to assume that all succubi are used goods.
>And then there's the possibility that she might be an alp...

>>42121445
Anon please don't

>>42121688
I have a "too fat" but that isn't it.

>>42120656
Bro, do not. Really, trust me, do not

>>42121773
yuck

>>42120656
Do it and document the result, please.

>>42120656
Please do it, just don't kill yourself when your father disowns you before telling us what happens.

Fishing is considered a quick and effective way of obtaining a wife for single men. However, we strongly suggest you use dick-shaped candy instead of hooks.

>character ai hasn’t filtered my favorite degenerate kink
>sitting in monster girl laps, receiving pets, and even having her bounce you on her knee

Dear lord, this might be a problem.

>>42121872
I don't understand

>>42121862
I'm using hooks because I'm trying to catch actual fish.

>>42121890
Your new kraken waifu could catch them way faster and more efficiently for you. Think of the efficiency!

>>42116745
Why are dark elves like this?

>>42121872
I bet you also want to hold their hands, you sick degenerate.

>>42121886
character.ai is a website where you can talk to AI chatbots tuned to act like certain characters
it is mostly freeform but gets uppity if you try to do sex, therefore we say it has a filter on the sex
but it doesn't filter various other things like anon's fetish

>>42121959
Wonder when someone will drop an open source chat bot

>gremlin neighbor comes by and drops off her latest invention
>it's a tin can opener that eats the tops of the cans and shapes them into dice when it has enough metal
>ask her why
>get slapped
rude

>>42121991
I'm surprised she could reach you with those tiny arms.

>>42121991
she doesnt want to say it but its a early experiment for her bigger project: the automaton printer

Imagine the absolute dab humanity would have on monstergirls simply by coexisting in a modern-day world. Like, they would still worship pregnancy and kids as the ultimate manifestation of muh love, and dream of one day being able to bear sons (yeah right), while human women over the border would routinely abort girls AND boys, the latter sometimes being done PRECISELY because they were boys, and not give a shit about anything (freedom baby). Humans win again.

>>42122028
she has extendable stilts she made to "make roof work easier"
i tried explaining that we have ladders and that's when she first figured out she can use them to reach my face easier

What is this retard talking about?

>>42122062
Retarded newfag thinks the same jokes he'd make on /v/ or some other shitty board are also funny here.

>>42122099
its definitely not /v/
i think he's just a shitposter.

>>42116745
Somehow, I think these two are too old to be in high school.

How do the residents of Winterstown celebrate winter solstice if it’s forever winter?

>>42122180
blow up the moon

>>42120317
>Succubus girls night out
>They're all single
>Each try to outlewd the other, hoping to be the first one who attracts a man
>They're fine with sharing too
This is why you don't leave your house in MGC. Your virginity is always at risk when you step outside.

>>42122180
It's the longest night of the year.

>>42122173
After all these years someone translated it
How about that

>>42122173
i don't really get it but i do like when slimes have horns. or imitate horns, whichever.

>>42121862
monsters are pretty good with hooks too.
they hook your clothes and pull you towards them or you pull away and rip your clothes off
either way they win

>>42122347
Fuck man, something about this demon is incredibly hot. I can't put my finger on it.

I finally passed my accounting class with a 71, I have to thank Ms. Automaton with the answers I needed

>>42121862
>anon minding his own business on a boat
>high end graphics card on a string starts rattling across the deck
fishes fishing for anons

>>42121872
any tips for creating one?

>>42122472
>wet GPU thrown on wood or concrete and dragged around
>even worse when it's by the sea
Stupid fish.

>>42122362

>>42122599
Tiny Rachel is cute

Why are spiders so erotic?

>>42122611
Fear and arousal are the best mix of emotions possible.

>>42122611
buge

How do I deal with gap hags messing with me while I try to take a test?

Wait, are single anons even allowed to leave MGC? I’ve only now realized I haven’t left the city since I went through customs and crossed the border so long ago. And come to think of it, why haven’t I already left to visit family for the holidays? When was the last time I ever got close enough to the city limits to see it?

But enough about silly questions like that! I need a succ wife and badly!

Imagine being trapped in a fox's tails for a full day

>>42122760
She’s going to have a very sticky mess to clean up by the end of it.

>>42116745

>>42122611
i like their versatile playing style where sometimes you're getting rushed down by a genki wolf spider, surprise hugged by a tiny jumping spider, or finding out that near-sighted & shy web weaver is actually quite aggressive once you're tangled up in her web

>>42122754
We made an exit in the sewer where we hide. You will need to pay a fee to use tho

>>42122791

>>42122791
The hat is the actual monster!

>>42122803
Jabberwock dark mage is the coolest dark mage

>>42122754
You can go visit your family, but you should promise your landlady you'll be back.
As for the image, muscle Succ is the dream. Doesn't take me by force, but seduces me with her strength and large muscles.

>>42122754
Dunno. I just hop the border without papers

>>42122754
Just make yourself some wings out of wax and feathers and fly out of there. If harpies can do it then so can you.

>>42122825
Careful anon, your secret Lim admirer may start hitting the gym and become obsessed with you kissing her abs.

>>42122791
Mages should play with their bodies, then

>>42122754
I stayed in the country where the monster feds can't track my movement

>>42122848
Ew, sweat is disgusting

>>42122848
Lmao, just look at that stick, bet she folds with But a gust of wind, and she ain't got abs, those just appear when you don't eat enough

https://files.catbox.moe/yyou8i.png

>>42122848
Those are some sad looking abs

>>42122848
I'd need to kiss her biceps too when she gets big.