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>> No.42106851
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Any songs with monster girls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ylh72mqVis

>> No.42106864
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In the depths of my folder, I discovered this.

>> No.42106887

Making bad bait will bring me a bogie ?

>> No.42106919
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BIG GIRLS WITH HUGE BREASTS

>> No.42106956

>>42106919
Sweet maiden, shouldn't be block behind a gacha...

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>>42106956
As long as she is drawn then all is well

>> No.42107130
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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>> No.42107143

>>42106956
worse, she's an enemy unit and you can't even recruit her like you can with some other games

>> No.42107203

>>42106964
I am mad you have to fight her instead of crossing genes with her

>> No.42107220
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>>42107203
Some people just don't understand what they have, what they made

>> No.42107224
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>>42107203
>>42107220
Still others attempt to make due

>> No.42107241

>>42107220
>>42107224
>ywn wake up staring into her blushing face and say good morning
>ywn interlock your fingers with her big claws while you kiss
>ywn poke your half-blood daughter's forehead as you check her horn's growth spurt with a measure tape

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Early post for lilims!

>> No.42107270
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I want to give in and give my body to the monster after she teases me and flirts with me aggressively, reinforcing the stereotype that all human boys secretly want it and make it harder for young guys to stay single and unmolested.

>> No.42107275

>>42107262
Lilim Milk
Increase to ALL stats but at the cost of heavy corruption

>> No.42107277
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>>42107241
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.42107293

>>42107143
How something like that could be mean ?

>> No.42107294

You are all sluts who needed a childhood friend in your life to keep an eye on your virginity for you.

>> No.42107319

>>42107294
i'm way past childhood and i don't remember anyone from back then so i will never have a childhood friend

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>>42107319
Just drink this potion and you can be a small boy again. And miss noodle here can be your friend.

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I’m surprised there isn’t more Wendigo yandere stories when they can literally cause madness in individuals and also they stalk/follow their love interests, maybe not as extreme as Hebis or Oomus with their love but I feel it’s somewhat there.

>> No.42107438

>>42107393
It's a different kind of madness. It's less of a "help me shogman" and more of a "thos tiddy and tummy make me go mad" kind of madness.

>> No.42107455

>>42107294
The childhood friend always loses though, sometimes even to the much older aunt.

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>>42107438
Still the whole stalking from the shadows thing with them of hiding from their destined man does give me slight yandere vibes before they finally reveal themselves, which I guess they would be classified under the stalker or harmless yandere type because there is multiple types.

>> No.42107528

>>42107474
I agree they are more yandere than other monsters, but I think their madness is just paranoia setting in, from being lost in the cold, while SOMETHING is out there watching you, rather than full on insanity from your human mind expanding into understanding the whole cosmos like with shoggy.

>> No.42107596

>>42107294
I needed a lot of things in my childhood but it is what it is.

>> No.42107602

>>42107294
My life would be much better if I had a childhood friend Jinko who grew up to be very muscular and tall.

>> No.42107671

I love dormice, and you should too.

>> No.42107838

>>42107671
Pince sleeping dormice cheeks and pet their tails.

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>>42107294
I need a childhood friend heroine. Or just a heroine right now.

>> No.42107864

>>42107671
everyone talks about the dormice.
but what about the floormice, ceilingmice, windowmice, and the elusive: in-your-wallmice

>> No.42107870

>>42107864
Amateurs, I already have pantsmice myself.

>> No.42107871

>>42107838
Rub their bellies, caress their cheeks, and cuddle them to sleep.

>but what about the floormice, ceilingmice, windowmice, and the elusive: in-your-wallmice
Those are all just the same type of mouse, regular mice.

>> No.42107875

>>42107871
Forgot to backlink >>42107864

>> No.42107896

>>42107864
Windowmice sound like they're just less fluffy Ratatoskrs.

>> No.42107903

>>42107856
>She goes to hero school while you go work at the local farm
>She has an extremely busy schedule between studies, church and training
>Still finds the time to hang out with you
>She voluntarily lets herself get corrupted after learning that heroes aren't allowed to marry peasants

>> No.42107922

>>42107870
Anon, no! If the mice are already in your pants, that means they've already won.

>>42107871
How can you rub dormice bellies and not have it be something sexual? Comfy sleep should not be disturbed.

>> No.42107924

>>42107864
The in-your-wallmice are an absolute nuisance. They keep drilling "mouse holes" and telling me to stick my dick in them.

>> No.42107926

>>42107922
You just rub their bellies?
She won't wake up. Dormice are heavy sleepers.

>> No.42107938

>>42107922
>If the mice are already in your pants, that means they've already won.
Sounds like Anon's victory, if you ask me.

>> No.42107942

>>42107926
It's the closest you get to maledom

>> No.42107992

>>42107926
>Rubbing over a monster's womb
She might not wake up but it sure sounds sexual. What if you're unknowingly stimulating her ovaries?

>> No.42107999

>>42107992
That's not quite how it works, virgin anon

>> No.42108002

Portal will never be real and i can't cope with it anymore. It was cool to know you, thanks for everything.

>> No.42108034

>>42108002
now cmon anon no need to kill yourself, we could have genetically engineered monster girls.

>> No.42108038

>>42108002
>excited Wisp noises

>> No.42108070

The portal is real.
Don't burn your ticket.

>> No.42108077

>>42108070
No they're not, let this faggot do a backflip. Or larping

>> No.42108088
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Watch me beat this oni in arm wrestling

>> No.42108109

>>42108077
Silence Wisp.

>> No.42108124

>>42107856
>taking a morning shower before office work
>start singing "I need a hero"
>right by the chorus she busts down your shower door and rescues you from T. Nukistein's wageslaveotorium

>> No.42108154

>>42108077
this thread is pretty incel adjacent though. It's like robot posting but imagining monster girls that love us.

>> No.42108167

>>42108088
But she's left-handed?

>> No.42108173

>>42108167
I also fap with my left hand, we're evenly matched.

>> No.42108307

>42108154
stop trying to push your stupid agenda here, it will not bite

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>>42108124
should have sang "who let the dogs out"

>> No.42108323

>>42108002
>tfw I always keep coming back despite knowing the portal will never open
Even when everything else breaks I will still have hope. It's literally what keeps me together. Maybe some day in another life.

>> No.42108340

>>42108323
Me too anon but what in 5 years ? Can i still keep it together ? Don't know.
Bunnyip in my garden when ?

>> No.42108347

>>42108088
>oni
All onis are weak to kissing and vanilla sex

>> No.42108348
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>>42108002
Careful you don't take the wrong turn

>> No.42108352

having sex with an older monster for money seems fun, what can go wrong?

>> No.42108374

>>42108307
It is fact

>> No.42108377

>>42108348

but without being a buddha you cant guide your soul, so it is merely a whim to hope to take the gensokyo road.

>>42108318

big doggu, big love

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>>42107864
I think Large Mouse is in my walls again

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>>42108347
Haha dumb ogres, going to walk up to one, flirt with her, and then take her home and start making out. Bet she will feel really stupid after that. And imagine the look on her face once I start making romantic love to her, she'll look so dumb, kek.

>> No.42108425

>>42108352
What if you get addicted to her hag pussy?

>> No.42108436

>>42108425
thats a two way street anon

>> No.42108440
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Don't let anyone drive you to depression and self-harm, just because he doesn't like this thread.
Life has many wonderful things in store for you, you just have to keep going and seize as much as you can from today.
Yes there's many hardships but the only important moments are the ones we are yet to know.
I'm praying for everyone of you, tide will turn and happiness will knock on your door.
https://youtu.be/uZwzbA91Yno
Monster girls love you. Jesus loves you. I love you. Keep going strong.

>> No.42108448

>>42108440
I hate monster girls
monster girls hate me

>> No.42108463
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>>42108440

>> No.42108476
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>>42108377
>big doggu, big love
Cliffy the large red hellhound was a classic. I crushed on the main actress my entire childhood.
>>42108448
Factualy untrue.
>>42108463
Bet all Greenworms including feels really soft and warm, but not irritating-freshly-washed pillow soft, but a nicely kept skin soft.

>> No.42108482

>>42108440
>Jesus loves you.
Christianity and monster girls mix way too well to be a mere coincidence.
I bet Satan-chan is a cute demon.

>> No.42108484

>>42108476
Caterpillars are actually very firm, it's like they're pure muscle.

>> No.42108486

>>42108440
What?

>> No.42108500

>>42108482
Monster girls would just focus on
>be fruitful and multiply
and ignore the rest

>> No.42108508

Hellhounds smell like sulfur and literal shit, with a hint of wet dog. Nyaa!

>> No.42108510

>>42108500
Don't forget the story about a guy getting punished for cuming outside.

>> No.42108511

>>42108482
Well it’s not too surprising since some of God’s angels are very unique looking, why do you think some say be not afraid.

>> No.42108513

>>42108484

it depends on the species, some are vey soft (and frail, treat them nicely).

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>>42108484
bet they can lift three times their weight like it's nothing without a single "Mwee"
>>42108486
Have a nice day.
>>42108508
Not true, they smell like a good quality charred firewood.

>> No.42108533

>>42108513
I have much experience of helping caterpillars across roads

>> No.42108534

>>42108510
or jerking off being bad.
You know, the only really incompatible element is harem ban

>> No.42108538

>tfw no big and soft older hound gf to sleep on
>tfw ywn wake up to her cooking some good damn good breakfast

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>>42108538
would she call you a runt and go
>mmm such enthusiasm, such vigor
when getting handsy?

>> No.42108563

>>42108538
Say what you want about chubby monsters, but they sure know what is good food.

>> No.42108564
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>>42108533

that's very nice, the karma will smile on you (probably).

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>>42108534
>the only really incompatible element is harem ban
So it would be paradise for Hebis then? Which now thinking about it there’s got to be art of Hebis in nun outfits.

>> No.42108579

>>42108557
thats pretty good, and she often puts your head between her tits
>>42108563
very true, they are often the greatest cooks

>> No.42108583

>>42108570
>insane yandere snek
>that's also a devout christian
just fucking kill me now, I'll take the Wisp way out.

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>>42108534
elf variants infest almost every habitable biome

>> No.42108621

>>42108534
is that actually a bible thing or just a relic of roman tradition?
thought they harem'd it up in the old testament

>> No.42108623

>>42108583
If there is someone who can fix me, it's certainly her.

>> No.42108635

>>42108621
If I remember right both King David and King Solomon did have harems the issue was they got greedy and took too many women that they shouldn’t have been with.

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>>42106824
Angel milk

>> No.42108642

>>42108635
yes, and the woman took advantage as well

>> No.42108646

>>42108635
>smartest man in the world
>harem of demons
checks out

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>>42108534
Why would you want to jerk off anyway when you have a perfectly fine auntster that his willing and ready to take care of your urges and help you release your seed

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>>42108588
Elves are an invasive species. Do your part to save the environment and refuse to have sex with elves. Especially the big meaty ones.

>> No.42108705

>>42108635
Solomon brought in wives from other religions and supposed some of those women were not human
David on the other hand is the orgional NTR man, setting up a mans death so he can marry his widow

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>>42108661
They're endangered, not invasive, so you are legally obligated to help repopulate them. Stop being elfphobic.

>> No.42108748

>>42108716
I can eat a peach for hours

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>>42106956
KanColle isn't a gacha though, unlike the boatgirl games that came in its wake.

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>> No.42108770

>>42108705
Yes I remember that and when they did those things their endings weren’t that good, that David died around people that didn’t really care about him that much and only wanted his money while Solomon became a hermit that lost everything and had to rebuild himself so Solomon did have a lot better ending than David, which this all means don’t NTR your monster wives guys or you will have a very bad ending.

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>>42108770
intrestingly both of them, (and saul) reinged for exactly 40 years
After solomon, the land fell into chaos and debaucury until one guy decided to go megaman and muder them all in gods name (also includes yeeting an evil woman out a window

to make this monster relavent, here is evil bible lady

>> No.42108821

>>42108661
10/10 would make tons of elf children

>> No.42108832

>>42108661
Instructions unclear, i now have 8 half-elves under my family name

>> No.42108839

>>42108803
>Wide mouth
>Long body
I've been on /d/ long enough to know this ends up with vore.

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>>42108815
>Yes, my father laid heavy burdens on you, but I’m going to make them even heavier! My father beat you with whips, but I will beat you with scorpions!
1 Kings 12:11

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>> No.42108873

>>42108815
Would the fallen even have a bible?

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>>42108873
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/False_Book
they superimpose some of their teachings on order writings

>> No.42108905

>>42108873
they can't read

>> No.42108917

>>42108897
>join the fallen: learn how to read porn in public!

>> No.42108923

>>42108897
>book-ish nuns at risk
oh yes

>> No.42108930

Wisps are not to be trusted (except when they ate)

>> No.42108932 [DELETED] 

>>42108716
>That left hand
I won't be fooled by robots.

>> No.42108954

>>42108932
It's not AI, use saucenao

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>>42108932
Houtengeki has been drawing for way longer than the amount of time AI art has been a thing.

>> No.42108983

>>42108954
>>42108978
dont take shit bait anon

>> No.42109019

>>42108930
If they are already satisfied with a man and what he provides and has them with her then they can be more approachable

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>>42108002
Portals ain’t a thing. I’ve died briefly a couple of times, and saw absolutely nothing. If y’all want something: either get it in this life, or re-think what you want. This is the only shot we have, afaik. Good luck either way, man. Back to work for me, hope you figure out a rational choice that makes the best of what’s available. Personally I think that everyone’s options eventually narrow to nothing. If nearing such a point, I’m of the mind that you should damn well make certain your enemies hit that point before you do. To be clear, this ain’t me advocating senseless violence. That’s moronic. BUT if someone’s giving you unavoidable shit, give ‘em double — and get away with it, if possible. Extended periods of dealing with sociopaths has consequences, even when you come out on top. It’s the nature of things. They’re virulent sorts, even in defeat.

>> No.42109027

>>42108954
>>42108978
My bad. I overreacted to the unfinished fingers.

>> No.42109047

>>42109027
AI fingers are usually more nonsensical and abstract, those were just crude

>> No.42109051

>>42109022
>Atheist
>Off topic image
>Shitty opinions
>Speak about being violent like a tranny
Like clockwork

>> No.42109073

>>42109051
>>42109022
stop baiting, discuss monster girls

>> No.42109074

>>42109022
What did you get banned from /r/atheism faggot?

>> No.42109076

>>42109022
Disgusting picture and I'm not reading that garbage

>> No.42109094
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How can evil monster girls make me feel so good.

>> No.42109117

>>42109094
They make me want to conquer them... Peepee feel weird.

>> No.42109122

What are some seemingly normal things that you do that make you look like a chad to your monsterfu?

Example: lamia wife sees you walk out into the winter cold and snow with just shorts and sandals like it's nothing

>> No.42109175

>>42109122

yeah, but the great cold would make your ochinpo look anything but manly. and that's bad.

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>>42109122
I wonder if knowing how to swim would impress desert girls...

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Need more taurs

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>> No.42109260

>>42109122
drawing tits

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>>42109254
very degenerate doujin

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>>42108821
>>42108832
More victims of elven groomers. Poor Anons, not even 100 years old, being taught depraved acts such as ear massaging. Lured in with promises of soft bodies and loving relationships. They'll spend the rest of their life mating with their eleven abuser. Countless hours of nothing but wild breeding sex with a soft voluptuous elf only to fall asleep in each other's arms. He'll watch her belly swell with their child over time, and he will be filled with love and pride. Ignorant of how he has doomed the next generation to a similar fate to his. Truly tragic.

>> No.42109337
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she told me that she was an elf

>> No.42109344

>>42109337
Why would a girl superior to elves say a lie like that?

>> No.42109348

>>42109027
The real tell of AI is sudden and jarring changes in volume. It's also really bad at making things focused and cannot really handle logical relationships between things, like that harpy pic a thread or two ago where it had half an underwear hanging off nothing.

>> No.42109356

>>42109337
here doggie doggie doggie

>> No.42109360

>>42109337
>>>/d/

>> No.42109364

>>42109356
>>42109356
anon, i think she aint a dog girl

>> No.42109429 [DELETED] 
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>>42109364
woof woof

>> No.42109444

fuck off

>> No.42109449

>>42109444
she is part of the setting

>> No.42109452

So what ghosts are the best ghosts

>> No.42109458

42109429
Do everyone in the world a favor by removing yourself from it

>> No.42109460

>>42109429
Ngl, I probably would

>> No.42109465
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>>42106824

>> No.42109467

>>42109452
Phantoms, because they are classy and romantic.

>> No.42109470

>>42109254
I can't believe this is what men really want.
What about the bimbos, loveless sex and not taking responsibility?

>> No.42109483
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>>42109470
Bimbos are for loving sex and taking responsibility.

>> No.42109487

>>42109483
i would sleep with this cheshs

>> No.42109488
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I want a scary demon lady to tell me I am cute and that she loves me.

>> No.42109495
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>>42109458
No, but I will post more trash

>> No.42109500

>>42109467
but what about an 8 ft ghost that goes popopo and a phantom

>> No.42109511

>>42109488
Kama please

>> No.42109521
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>>42106824

>> No.42109525

>>42109465
It's best when you can tell that she's not wearing any panties, but her lewd bits are still covered.

>>42109487
Watch out, you're biting off more than you can chew.

>> No.42109546

>>42109525
what, shes very cute and seems way better than a typical chesh

>> No.42109552
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>>42109500
I know the type.

>> No.42109603

All I ask is that you be nice to the dormice please. You don't have to lewd them, just be nice and maybe give a headpat or some cheese to munch on. Thank you!

>> No.42109632

>>42109603
I'll take a dormouse if it's offered but them portals are awful late.

>> No.42109633

>>42109603
Vermins have no place here. Hit with a broom she will get.

>> No.42109635

>>42109552
Sometimes you wonder how the hell there are single adult males in MGC considering every shota is hunted down into an early marriage.

>> No.42109648

>>42109635
We hide in the sewer and trapped it.

>> No.42109651

>>42109603

but their cute loli-frame is built for mating press baby-making.

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>>42109470
My "fetish" is taking responsibility

>> No.42109675

>>42109546
Good luck having multiple hours of sex every single day and then having to hear talk on the phone to her wock bestie about how much of a stallion you are in bed.

>> No.42109702

>>42109675
sounds fun

>> No.42109733

>>42109662
We will never get this.
I hate modern women so much

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>> No.42109836

>>42109764
Milk withdrawal is no joke. Make sure to spend enough time with your milk maid.

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So what to draw this time, is the question?

>> No.42109855

>>42109836
dragons are special in the fasct that their elements give flavor to thei r milk as well as build restantice to that element as well as the typical stats boosts

>> No.42109862

>>42109852
Troll auntster getting ready for her nephew

>> No.42109899

>>42109852

comfy mg-bug (you choose) sipping hot-chocolate beside a christmas tree.

>> No.42109921

>>42109836
It is the right of every young nobleman in MGC to bully his milk maid into producing enough milk to satiate his degenerate milk addiction.

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>>42109855
I don't know if I trust milk that glows in the dark.

>> No.42109942

>>42109852
Loli wight with a bonquet of flowers

>> No.42109955

>>42109927
its good for you, doctor dragon said so

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>>42109852
White horn in a wedding dress.

>> No.42109974

>>42109852
Christmas kiki

>> No.42109985

>>42109852
The Giving Tree, but now it's a Dryad and the boy marries her

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42109990

Total gacha images ITT: 8
Total Warhammer images: 1
Total SJW images: 1
Total bapho images: 0
The thread-level: disgusting

>> No.42109998

>>42109764
If she drinks some, will she grow booba too?

>> No.42110000

>>42109990
I dunno, seems pretty based to me.

>> No.42110001

>>42109990
Be the change you want to see

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>>42109990
big baph

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>wanna walk with me through the forest?

>> No.42110038

>>42109998
Maybe but that is very hot image to think about

>> No.42110042

>>42109990
If I only had more free time, I'm so tempted to write a script to reverse search each image and count how much gacha/warhammer/AI shit is posted in each thread

>> No.42110050

>>42110024
That's okay, I'm just going to go fuck your grandmother real quick

>> No.42110054

>>42110024
Do not follow mesugaki, only correction awaits.

>> No.42110179

>>42110054
But you don't get to see her grandma if you ignore her

>> No.42110264

>>42109852
Gremlin smugly proclaiming her tech is completely safe to Anon as said tech explodes in the background
Or just shortstack gremlin
The world needs more grem art

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ded

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>>42110391
Yes but so is Avatar's box office
DOHOHOHOHOHO

>> No.42110438

>>42110391
Dead in love with Cait siths!
Every day I try to draw her and every day I fail

>> No.42110511

>>42106851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Do70nztRNE

>> No.42110564

>>42108621
It was basically out of necessity, but God doesn't like it because it causes too much chaos and conflict among members. Also it would leave many men in the cold.

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>>42110391
Remember that when dating a lich there's a 50/50 chance your dating a really old hag no matter how young she looks.

>> No.42110588

>>42110569
Jokes on her, I'm into monster hags

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>>42110391

>> No.42110638

>>42110569
Yes, and?

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>>42110603
Zombie milk

>> No.42110688

You may not ilke it, but humans belong with slimes.

>> No.42110804
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Druella is radicalizing the youth.

>> No.42110844

>>42110804
If she opens the portals I'll marry her. It's bad but I'll take one for the team so others can be happy.

>> No.42110846

>>42110688
I like it if it’s a queen

>> No.42110948

>>42110688
Shoggoth pandering to my female muscle fetish is all I need.

>> No.42110952

>>42110804
She looks like the obviously flirty and lusty female in the room that for some reason no one realizes is clearly a spy.

>> No.42111080

It wasn't that long ago that these threads were all about Christmas Cakes, a slightly pejorative Japanese term that gives the image of some sexually frustrated office lady in her late 20s.
Hags is an outright insult that gives the image of some very old woman.
How come nobody talks about CCs anymore while hags are all the rage?

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Why the fuck are engineering goggles so hot

>> No.42111119
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>>42111080
Don’t know but I’m trying to get into winter stuff with Wendigos, But I might do a Christmas themed art piece next if I feel like it since I just make these out of fun when I have the time.

>> No.42111152

>>42111080
Read your message wrong thought you were talking about actual Christmas stuff but I guess those could mix together.

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>>42111080
Everyone got old enough that "late 20s" is either same age or younger, so they have to move to 40s hags for "older than you" type

>> No.42111165

>>42111080
I have a theory that most hagposters are wizards, therefore CCs are women their age or even younger than them, so they don't have the same appeal as when they were younger.

>> No.42111182

>>42110846
But which variety of Queen Slime is best?

>> No.42111224

>>42108002
Anon as much as I don't want any harm for you please at least say that sentence means you're an heroing and not coming here to murder my ass like an autistic motherfu

>> No.42111268

>>42111163
>>42111165
This makes the most sense.
The last time Monster Girls as a whole attracted young blood was the Monmusu anime, and that was over 7 years ago.

>> No.42111276

>>42111119
You're getting better with the dog, kek

>> No.42111292

>>42111268
>and that was over 7 years ago
Fucking hell, I was not ready for that harsh truth. I'm old as fuck.

>> No.42111293

>>42111163
post more 3d monstergirls

>> No.42111300
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>>42110569
The undead kingdom hags should stop trying to compete with true lolis, they're obstructing the young liches, wights, vampires and banshees.

>> No.42111317

Santa's elves are on strike because they're not getting paid enough to deliver millions of next-gen model automaton sex robot rape-droids. How will Christmas be saved?!

>> No.42111326
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>>42111276
Was looking over the photo and I noticed I forgot the eyebrows for the Wendi so got that fixed.

>> No.42111340

Don't you feel thst you are getting to old for monstergirls

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>42111119
>42111326
Stop spamming, dumb phoneposter.

>> No.42111354

>>42111346
Don't bully the poor little guy

>> No.42111355

>>42111340
Kinda late to move on, isn't it?

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>>42111300
I love undead so much that I'm fine with them in all possible sizes

>> No.42111364

>>42111346
truly encouraging to new artists

>> No.42111368
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Sorry, Anon! We just found out the monsters don't like human men, guess you have nor reason to leave human territory for a wife! Time to go back to your duty to have sex with human women who'll totally love you more!

>> No.42111371

>>42111346
Not really spamming just showing what I fixed, if I posted it more than two times than yeah that would be spamming that I’m not going to post it a third time since the photo is done.

>> No.42111447

>>42111340
>Spent most of my adult life loving monsters
I'm too far gone now.

>> No.42111464

>>42111340
Where do you think we are?

>> No.42111483

>>42111464
I dislike human women far too much to ever consider them at this point.

>> No.42111484

my dick for cats!

>> No.42111492
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>>42111484
nya

>> No.42111499

>>42111492
Made for belly rubs and laser pointers

>> No.42111501

>>42111182
As much as I like the idea of a fully staffed shog mansion, I think a nureonago queen would be cozier

>> No.42111541

>>42111356
Just wait until we get a Gashadokuro profile, you'll regret saying this.

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>>42109942

>> No.42111568

>>42111368
I don't trust these humans.

>> No.42111604

>>42111541
Cyclops already set the precedent for formerly giant monsters, so I bet she's just gonna be oni-tier tall.
>>42111548
Cute, the stitches make me think she's recently turned.

>> No.42111609

I just came up with an idea, imagine all the auntster setting developing but suddenly there's another player that comes home for studies or something. Your monster cousin, imagine all the hijinks around the house with your old auntster trying to compete with your monster cousin for your affection while your cousin bolsly tries to seduce you and making moves despite you already having a lewd secret relationship with your auntster.
I would buy a whole set of eromanga about that, volumes and volumes.

>> No.42111624

>>42111548
Uooooh little dead girls so romantic

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>>42111568
breedable boobies are very healthy for your penis

>> No.42111666

>>42111652
oh wait that's a crow tengu...

>> No.42111708

>>42111492
Rember whe. That one artist drew a futa sith and went as far as making its duck anatomically accurate?

>> No.42111777

>>42111652
can you even breed boobies?

>> No.42111788

>>42111777
Booby harpies can be bred as much as any other harpy. Same goes for tits.

>> No.42111799

>>42111340
Just waiting for the economy to collapse so I can buy a starving zoomer girl for a few cans of tuna.

>> No.42111800

>>42111777
I will keep trying to.

>> No.42111815

>42111492
so quick question when did we stop bullying -sith posters?

>> No.42111835

>>42111815
Does every single shitpost need a (You)?

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>>42111815
>when did we stop bullying -sith posters?
We didn't, they're just really stubborn.

>> No.42111853

>>42111368
What incident is this.

>> No.42111854

>>42111548
Very cute

>> No.42111907

>>42111368
one of these girls are not human
she plays with dolls
and has been seen with a doll that looks just like you

>> No.42111917

>>42111835
the thing about furries is that they take silence as acceptance. you cant take any chances with them or else they will completely corrupt what you love.
they NEED to be beaten down.

>> No.42111918

>>42111368
I want to corrupt a human woman into a succubus and then don't marry her.
I'm gonna be the best wingman in the order territory and make sure every lonely guy gets a nice monster wife.

>> No.42111920

>>42111853
prisoner fruit salad incident (GONE SEXUAL), it's the plot of Touhou 69

>> No.42111922

>>42111907
There's also a chance that she's a doll herself, controlled by a little girl hiding in a wardrobe

>> No.42111927
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If elves are so pure, then why do they dress so provocatively?

>> No.42111948

>>42111927
Please respect and understand their traditions.

>> No.42111956

>>42111927
Don't kink shame, Anon.

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jiiiiiii

>> No.42111970

>>42111927
they need to try harder to get a husband than other monsters because they are effectively the diet version of monster girls.

>> No.42111982

>>42111927
Racist humans get elf rape correction for saying mean things about their clothing

>> No.42112004

>>42111965
Oh no! Eye Conta-

>> No.42112023
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Sorry anon, but we’re out of danuki breath. Here’s what we’ve got:

>Loli/teen amazoness encounters a Christmas Cake anon aka a wizard. Just the type of guy she was looking for. One she will make feel like a boy again, her cherished boy.

>Krampus kidnaps a crabby anon who hates the holidays with the help of some friends.

>Holstaur is a childhood friend turned bully. Anon can’t help but secretly like it, and he’s bound to get bullied more for it. Hasn’t put two and two together — she’s been conforming to his desires.

>> No.42112048

>>42112023
>Krampus kidnaps a crabby anon who hates the holidays with the help of some friends.
I unironically love stories about a jaded anon finding love/happiness through the help of a monster girl.

>> No.42112081

>>42112023
Can I just pick up the lim storyteller and leave? Will the monster audience get mad?

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>>42112081
Sorta and yes. You'll have to screw in front of everyone to appease the crowd, and she is a crowd pleaser.

>> No.42112178

>>42111965
Will Miss basilisk tell us why her nether region is glowing?

>> No.42112188

>>42112178
You think you're safe because her eyes are covered but then she fires a giant crotch laser at you.

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>>42112130

>> No.42112398

>>42111853
The Anon Rape incident.

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>> No.42112414

>>42112384

small loli, big improvment

>> No.42112419

>>42112384
Needs better clothing for this weather

>> No.42112427

>>42112414
that's not a loli that's your daughter

>> No.42112449

>>42112427
No daughter of mine is dressing like that

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>>42111368
I'll take a human gf, if she becomes a lesser succubus who teases me for loving her fur.

>> No.42112454

>>42112427

it just keep being better!

>> No.42112546

I feel like writing a story a widow mother who gets corrupted, but cucking your deceased father is no good.
Any idea on a narrative that would lead to a momster & son relationship?

>> No.42112567

>>42112427
That's even hotter!

>> No.42112590

>>42112546

It's not cucking if he's dead, since as his son you're his flesh and blood. A true father would be proud of your guts.

>> No.42112591

>>42112546
It's either adoptive or the father was a deadbeat. There is no way to make it otherwise, you are cucking your father no matter what. Might as well make him a hateable character.

>> No.42112596

>>42112546
Widow is the way to go. Can't expect her to go the rest of her life without cock. But you could always go with adopted momster who grooms her son. Wouldn't involve real blood relations though.

>> No.42112604

>>42112596
>. Can't expect her to go the rest of her life without cock.
controversial. Would you move on from your dead soulmate?

>> No.42112655

>>42112546
Widowed before monsterizing, feels like the most natural way to make it work.

>> No.42112666

>>42112454
>>42112567
chris-chan please.

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>>42112604
It's really dependent on when it happened and how many years I have left in life, personally. It would probably take years to be ready for another relationship on top of that. If we're both old farts, and she drops dead first, then of course I'll just ride out the remaining years solo.

I'm going to say my rule of thumb is that you need about 5 years after your long term partner dies for you not come off as skeevy, maybe more if people could suspect foul play.

But the saying is "til death do us part", emphasis on parting. If you set your story in typical vanilla MGE, you might run into questions like "why didn't she make your dad undead or something" though.

Have a hellhound.

>> No.42112715

>>42112546
Umm isn’t there undead incubuses so why wouldn’t she just bring back her husband since this is what KC said in a Q&A.

2) Is there magic for resurrection or reincarnation?

In the case of being in a state of apparent death, or immediately after death, the souls can be recalled. But basically, it is difficult to resurrect dead unchanged. However, Human women and MGs can relatively easily revived as "undead", and by the one who mastered necromancy, it is possible that a man can revived as "undead incubus", not changed to undead MG. Also, In the world of MGE, there is the system of reincarnation of souls, but still I can't answer them, so please wait.

>> No.42112720

>>42112449
>No daughter of mine is dressing like that
You know what you're in for if you marry a race like a demon.

>> No.42112729

>>42111292
For an even harsher truth go and look at the number of stories written per year. We drove almost all the writers off or they just got bored. Still have Magus fortunately.

>> No.42112773

>>42112729

Maybe they will be popular again, like the 80s. there's a lot of good stuff and the mg-thing have a lot of potential.

>> No.42112783

>>42112715
>, but still I can't answer them, so please wait.
Does he actually plan on fleshing this out soon or does he mean he has to wait until the next phase of the portals opening plan.

>> No.42112809

>>42112773
good times come and go, we will see a renaissance one day

>> No.42112810

>>42112773
I doubt it. I expected nothing from Gen Z and so far I've still been disappointed.

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>>42112783
Don’t know but here’s the Q&A where I found what he mentioned about undead incubuses, that even in death you can’t escape from the possessive clutches of monster girls.

>Source:
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Kenkou_Cross_Q%26A

>> No.42112851

>>42112820
Horrifying
>It is possible, but many of them remain faithful to the memory of their husband, so unless the new husband can truly express his love, and the MG would accept and love him, they will not marry. However, in many cases, the widow will try the necromancy or go to Afterlife.(But in the first place, incubus will not die so easily.) [Note: Curious on this, I asked some more questions. The form of the afterlife isn’t set in stone yet, so there isn’t a really strong image/idea for what it’s like yet. KC has notes, but they’re to be solidified later.]
Anyway here is the bit about widows. But he's probably made a more hardline stance since he wrote this because I remember a few tweets about it.

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>>42111163
>>42112729
Not wrong. I pretty much came into adulthood around 2012-2014 or so in the final months of /a/'s monstergirl threads. The first few /jp/ threads were real nasty and ESL though. Everyone was mad about something, but we had content at least. The other issue for writefaggotry, is when you somehow find your way back here (you're here forever). You were a different person 10 years ago. No one really wants to pick up where their early 20s self left off.

Don't worry, monster girl appeal is evergreen. Just needs an anime, game or manga to get it going again. Maybe KC's RPG when we're all 40.

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It's nap time anon. Do not resist.

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>>42112398
Oh no.

>> No.42112883

>>42112729
>We drove almost all the writers off
It's more of a problem with 4chan in general getting shittier and shittier and "fresh blood" being absolutely garbage and not worth the effort.
Creative people left for d*scords or alt-chans with even more autism, also the overall decline of monster girl popularity had an even bigger impact.

>> No.42112890

>>42112870
It's always a tough choice between embracing the floof for sleepy humps, or shearing it off so she can shove me into the wool pile and bully me.

>> No.42112893

>>42112591
>Might as well make him a hateable character.
Sounds like that's the way to go. Nobody will focus on the dead husband's opinion if it was a loveless marriage.

>>42112715
>Mother gets monsterized
>Son expects to get intimate with his new and improved mom
>She instead goes a crusade to revive her dead husband
>While on her journey, she gives her son's address to a meaty hag
Good ending for both.

>> No.42112921

>>42112883
I am not sure about that. Some places have gotten better or stayed the same. Discord is preferred for creators because they can circlejerk more, and often build a following.

>> No.42112926

>>42112546
Phoenix and her husband get out of sync somehow so he's a man while she's a girl and she's a woman while he's a boy.

>> No.42112934

>>42112863
I've been away for years from the thread but I still get the hunger for some MG content. It's not only us who change, it's also the thread. I've seen Anons do here what would have been taboo back in the day. It's a shame about the writefags, I still thirst for Kiki content. I've thought about writing some myself, but the more I think about it the less I think people would enjoy them, tastes have certainly changed a lot.

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Shut up woman get on my horse

>> No.42112944

>>42112883
It doesn't help that mods have routinely banished things like greentexts from blue boards over the years.

>> No.42112960

>>42112944
Mixed feelings about that. Some of the greentexts were the perfect mix of down to the point and sweet af

>> No.42112981

>>42112934
>I've seen Anons do here what would have been taboo back in the day

yeah, the mega-gay orgy of the previous thread was a little over the top, i must admit it.

>> No.42113009

>>42112981
You mean the alp stuff? Because yeah I was going to say something about that like on the lines of how did this thread become so gay of wanting alps.

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>>42109862
Waiting for her boi

>> No.42113039

>>42113009

Yeah, but some little triple penetration on a single alp cant be called THAT gay, i mean balls didnt touch and alps are actually quite cute...

>> No.42113043

>>42113009
desperation

>> No.42113045

>>42112934
You might have to do it yourself. Even back then I had to do some things myself, if I wanted anything other than manticores and cheshires in a modern setting. I think the more people you have, the more taboo things are or have to be. Something is always offensive to someone, you know? The old /a/ threads would've given some anons here a heart attack. Lots of fetishes, walls of greentext, feels posting, /d/, /tg/, you name it with surprisingly minimal seething unless Bob started openly ERPing futa Chesh with anons.

I say go for it. There are anons that want the same Kiki thing you want, and will come out of the woodwork once content suddenly exists for it. That's often how these things go.

>> No.42113062

>>42112921
All of the blue board places I used to frequent went to shit during the past few years and are now full of cancer. Lately I revisited /g/ after many years and I initially thought there was a soijak_party raid going on but no, that's just how the place looks like now.

>> No.42113080

>>42112783
That's an insanely old question and he has already fleshed out everything mentioned in it, including reincarnation. The main information comes up in Vol. 2 and World Guide 3. Then went even deeper on the topic in several different tweets.

Basically, everybody who dies goes to the underworld eventually, which is the only afterlife that exists. People with deep regrets might stay in the living world as ghosts, though. Regardless, the afterlife is ruled entirely by Hel, the Goddess of Life and Death and herself a monster girl who is really in favor of undeath and who doesn't want death to be a sad time of separation.

If a monster's husband somehow dies (which is just about impossible) Hel can and will revive them. Anybody can just ask her to come back and she will listen. To see how cheap death is, Halloween in MGE's world exists because one day a year just a bit of Hel's power accidentally leaks into the living world and causes mass resurrections everywhere.

>> No.42113086

>>42112981
Or was it with all the maledom/femdom rants going on in the last thread with that one guy is the Mega-gay? because there was alot of things that happened in that thread from the maledom/femdom talk to the alp stuff.

>> No.42113088

>>42113080
>, the Goddess of Life and Death and herself a monster girl
I wanna see her. I bet she has spikes. Lots of spikes.

>> No.42113094

>>42112879
>Breaking News from Bunbunmaru Newspaper! Local man named Anon found raped in his home! Examation of the scene points to it lasting for hours and involving multiple perpetrators. When pressed for comment, the shrine maiden and witch said it was "totally youkai related" and they would have to go back to investigate again, and gave each other fist bumps. This reporter was invited to join, so look out for more news soon!

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>>42113086
'Member when those male/femdom brawls were not only a threadly occurrence, but also an entire quarter of it? Those days when we had plenty of mad third worlders who thought even cowgirl position was femdom. I 'member.

>> No.42113138

>>42113022
Cute

>> No.42113162

>>42113080
Some quotes on the topic:

>From Vol. 2 on Undead Incubi
>Incubi are human men who have been adapted to the undead. However, there are also many in the kingdom of the undead who have died and risen as undead-through their difference in appearance may not be obvious.

>Tweet from Oct 11 2021
>A couple was in an accident, and the wife couldn't be saved and turned into a zombie, and the husband was dying, but the zombie wife was sucking and straddling him and staying connected to him, so her mana protected his life.
>The couple is healed naturally and rescued as an incubus and a wight.

>What would happen if the husband died?
>Hel, the goddess of life and death: "Leave it to Hel-chan"
>Believers: "Kuhihi......, we have filled the world with the blessings of the goddess and her divine power for times like this......"

>From the info on Halloween in MGE's World short story
>This festival is the one day a year when the immense magical power of the Goddess Hel leaks into this world.
>On this day, many of the dead come back to life as the undead and return to the living.

>From the Loli Saint short story talking about reincarnation
>By the way, to stain and bind one’s soul together with their monster wife is to receive a terribly powerful curse. Perhaps even death cannot separate the two of you, and you can either spend your days together as undead, or live in the underworld as two souls that can never be separated.
>It’s futile even if they are reincarnated. If Onii-sama were born again as an Order soldier, and Saint-chan as a member of the Demon Lord’s Army, it will surely end up with Sergeant Onii-sama being raped and bound to Saint Demon-chan.
>It’s useless even if a mistake is made and one of them wanders down the wrong path. Even if Onii-sama is reincarnated and falls low enough to become a bandit, and Saint-chan lives peacefully as a village girl, as soon as the wicked bandit Onii-sama attacks the village girl Saint-chan, the two of them will remember their past lives. Strangely, until that happens, neither of them will show any interest in the opposite sex.
>It’s also no use even if the two of them are reborn as dogs due to the Chief God’s tampering. The two will always end up as mates, and they might even end up unknowingly turning into an Incubus and dog-type monstergirl due to some monster’s mischief. Such is the permanence of defiling one’s soul.

There's more, but basically Death is a monster girl and is 100% behind their ideals, resurrection is relatively easy and available and neither death nor reincarnation can separate a monster and their husband.

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>>42113128
>Amarcord -MM special ed.-

>> No.42113247

>>42113162
>Leave it to Hel-chan
ah, guess that confirms her relationship to renrushka sabbath as an enthusiastic participant.
>By the way, to stain and bind one’s soul together with their monster wife is to receive a terribly powerful curse
Sometimes KC confuses me with whether i need to be scared or not.

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>"On your knees"

>> No.42113277

>trying to convince manticore wife to let me nakadashi or maybe anal her instead of just using her tail all the time
what's the best strategy here?

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>>42113162
Time to become a bard, traverse the underworld, and cross my name off Hel's big dumb book.

>> No.42113286

>>42113266
I'll obey, but kiss her foot.

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>>42113266
>knife ears
>no paws
Sorry I only bow to the true goddess of wans.

>> No.42113292

>>42112023
We could supply him with Succubus sweat

>> No.42113300

>pharaoh returns from roadtrip to anubis sitting on her throne
uh oh...

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>>42113162
I’m surprised there isn’t more green text stories about people who have gotten killed by the order for just being nice to monster girls and get brought back by said monster girls that they died for.

Since we know the order does kill anyone who has sided with monsters, maybe that’s too edgy for some but I like stories that go on long journeys of bringing a loved one back and we know in canon that is something monster girls do especially the undead ones.

>> No.42113319

>>42113266
Why is the egyptian aesthetic so good? I wanna live in a desert kingdom

>> No.42113326

>>42113319
it's a trap set by dusty-vagoo sandogs...

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finally got something im proud of
still not done but here it is

>> No.42113379

>>42113358
It's not bad but I don't think many would find it attractive.

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>>42113326
Well it's working.

>>42113358
Nice choco boobs.

>> No.42113401

>>42113379
Had to get it out there, will try to get back into the rhythm of making monster girls, also it ain't done yet

>> No.42113407

Impress desert girls with your agrav bike and glide effortlessly across the dunes

>> No.42113409

>>42113302
If the Order is involved in a story, it means there's a Lilim playing grand strategy or they serve as a minor obstacle to push the MC into the arms of his new monster wife. Most writers opt for a modern setting with no real Order type organization, because it's easier that way. I would love to see something like that. Maybe she has to hold back going on a revenge spree, but that would definitely be edgy.

I would love to see someone do an MGC version of the Order come to think of it. Their modern incarnation could be weird yuppie Jehovah's Witness or Mormon sorts, shady Men in Black who knock on your door in middle of the night.

>> No.42113429

>>42113384
Well thanks

>> No.42113483

>>42113409
for modern settings best I've seen here is a North Korea style rump state and the "Order Purity Party" during the MGC election which had different factions

>> No.42113515

>>42113483
the OPP supports common sense policies like no means no consent and actual punishment for monsters that attempt to rape boys under 18.
We'll push for punishment for all rape once we get our foot in the door.

>> No.42113516

>>42113409
>I would love to see someone do an MGC version of the Order come to think of it
There would certainly be a schism in the catholic church, mainstream part would assimilate mamono and then you would have radicals who would be just as incompetent as Order

>> No.42113527

>Be Egyptologist (or Desert Kingdomlogist but that doesn't have such a good ring to it) that discovers a untouched tomb filled with artifacts and a gorgeous unopened sarcophagus.
>Throw yourself into studying all the texts and artifacts left inside, and learn that it contains a previously unknown minor queen that died young.
>As you continue your work, you keep having dreams, getting more vivid, frequent and sensual each passing night.
>Dreams of a beautiful woman in regal Egyptian clothing embracing you and whispering something you can't quite understand into your ear, of feeling the desire to obey her, of having sex with her.
>Always wake up feeling a bit drained.
>One day you return to your office and notice a scroll left on your desk, reading it you notice that it does say the queen did take in a lover later in her life.
>You just notice it lists today's date and your name there when two hands burst of of the shadows and drag you away.

>> No.42113529

>>42113515
But I was given to my wife as a baby and raised to be hers

>> No.42113555

>go to a desert town to seduce the pharaoh
>something seems off when you arrive
>the guards all seem a little spaced out, and they all call their ruler "empress" instead of "pharaoh"
>and to be honest, the temple seems a little shabby, compared to what you'd expect for a pharaoh
>when you go inside, the reason soon becomes clear
>the empress is a sandworm and the guards are all addicted to her milk

>> No.42113576

>>42113515
Just don't ask where the OPP-FR gets all it's money from

>> No.42113584

>>42113555
>sandworm
>milk

>> No.42113585

>>42113277

She's a cat, so just distract her with a laser for a bit and you're in.

>> No.42113610

>>42113527
>and then she challenges you to a children's card game

>> No.42113640

>>42113584
Spice

>> No.42113736

>>42113555
I wonder how many poor men get lead into tombs by monsters thinking they're abandoned.
>the woman who contacted you about a new ruins discovered? An anubis.
>the cute girl who was brought in as a translator? A sphinx
>the merchant that let you borrow the camels to get to the ruins? A genie
>the kids playing around in the village? Khepri
>the lady guiding you through the desert? A lamia
>the things that sealed the entrance as soon as you entered the tomb? Mummies
>the thing that just grabbed you? Your new wife, the Pharoah
>the bus taking the only unmarried man of your expedition home after he narrowly escaped the tomb? A sandworm

>> No.42113757

>>42113736
Meant to reply to >>42113527

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>>42113736
>Anon is an order archeologist who was recently given a new lead on some ancient artifact to help fight the monster threat, and there just so happened to be a totally normal human woman to help him.
>Anubis has slowly guided Anon from place to place, culminating with an expedition into an "abandoned tomb" (Her pyramid) for the treasure (rape)
>Expects Anon to be blindsided by the majesty and glory of her construction
>Has to hold her composure while Anon talks about how those sand ziggurats remind him of the buildings the ocelomeh's built
>And how the design seems stupid and wasteful, why would you need that much work and resources for a tomb? At least the cats had religious and cultural significance tied to their rock piles
>Not that it matters, since aliens built them anyways.

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bros...
>be me
>messing around with google Ngram Viewer
>search for mamono

>> No.42113858

>>42113844
They had google in 1834?

>> No.42113862

>>42113858
Isn't that the one that let's you see words used on books?

>> No.42113865

>>42113858
This measures the amount of references of that word in books from different years
>>42113862
yes

>> No.42113888

>>42113844
It literally means this when you look it up.

Noun. 魔 ま 物 もの • (mamono) [from 1886] an evil spirit, a monster, an apparition, a demon.

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>>42108154
>imagining monstergirls love you
Not trolling here, what’s that like? My imagination moves through different channels.

>> No.42113932

>>42113585
>(You)
lion is close enough, so i guess that might work

>> No.42113944

>>42113811
That ass belongs in a museum!

>> No.42113954

>>42113944
You would think that, but it actually belongs on (your) face

>> No.42114005

>>42113944
Call my bedroom a museum then

>> No.42114111

>>42108154
>Wanting a loving wife that genuinely cares for you means you are an incel
Fuck off nigger

>> No.42114119

>>42114111
It's natural for human women to be hypergamous

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>>42113929
NTA, but I've come to realize love fantasies and actual love are quite different.The former does make for a better story than the real thing though. Not because the real thing is bad, it's just way too personal. If I tried to transplant my relationship experience into a monstergirl story or greentext, it would be a series of inside jokes, embarrassing details shared both ways, and indulging each other's odder desires - things you wouldn't tell your own family.

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I desire more anubis posting.

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>>42114129
is it on the schedule?

>> No.42114143

>>42113954
>implying her ass could get through the fridge door
Unlikely. A dark matter explosion couldn’t get through that fridge, she sure as hell ain’t going to.
>>42114005
>always with the pervert archaeology
This is why no one funds your expeditions. That and the purple snake. How’s she doing, by the way? You ever get uncoiled from her tail? I’d have tried to help get her off of ya, but…snakes, y’know?

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>>42114129
You must pay the toll

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The hags come out at night.

>> No.42114174

>>42114125
You said so much but really so little.
Anyway look at mister fancy having actual relationships.

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Expand the kiki bloodline

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>>42114217
*shog*

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>> No.42114239

>>42114125
That’s a pretty reasonable stance, thanks for answering. Could say that no one would tell such to their families…but I’ve got talkative sisters. Believe me, your take is preferable to an in-depth discussion of the subject with relatives.
>>42114174
A little goes a long way, if you’ll excuse me butting in. Lookit Mr. deserted island over here. How you gonna ignore your best pal Wilson like that?

>> No.42114268

>>42114125
I wouldn't say they are that different though, love fantasies just skip over the normalcy of daily life. I mean, you can have story-worthy moments in actual love too, but it would be mostly daily life and embarrassing intimacy. No matter how much you fantasize about the mind shattering sex with a MG, such a story would have its ups and downs too, like you having to wake up the next day to go to work or buy groceries or whatever the fuck. Things which you are consciously not thinking about in favor of the sex or just spending time with your waifu in general. Or maybe I am overthinking your post, I dunno.

>> No.42114281

>>42114268
nta but
honestly, thats what i want more than anything, a life with ups and down, little moments of stupidy, little moments of annotance, and most important of all, something to look forward and do

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>>42114217
ok, time to start with the kiki barmaid

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>>42114129
I desire anubis ass, on my face.

>> No.42114338

>>42114239
>. Lookit Mr. deserted island over here.
yeah, I'm pretty sure my inability to trust a human woman with anything is likely why I cannot ever into love. I'm a deeply insecure individual. At least with a monster I wouldn't have to be on guard all the time, in theory. In practice probably still would and you can't just rape fantasy that away.

>> No.42114346

>>42113290
>>42114129
! !

>> No.42114386

>>42113094
This is how you end up being blackmailed with nudes into providing sexual service for horny 2hus. Oh no, what a terrible fate, I'd be so sad to have such a thing happen to me. That'd just tear me up.

>> No.42114390

>>42112863
I just arrived, but I wanted to chime in and say that as someone who's been here for 10 years, the decline in writefags is a damn shame. As someone mentioned, we still have Magus, but most of the other greats have moved on.

I get that I'm 30 now, but I still miss coming home to cozy greentexts or stories almost every day. I feel like my love for MGs going to stick with me until I die and I don't want to see the day where nobody makes the next thread.

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>>42114338
I feel like their mentality would be very different from humans, even if that mentality leads to more good sex most of the time. Even KC depicts his dragons as having a hard time coping with lizardbrain. Could cause conflicts of interest, but if the whole MGE incubus thing were part of the package, maybe not.

>> No.42114423

>>42114390
Oh yeah, AmoebaGuy still posts a few times a year. He's pretty good.

>> No.42114452

>>42114390
Back in the day, I used to joke that if the threads ever stop being made then that meant the portal opened and all the Anons that believed in MGs got to cross. It is a comfortable thought for if the thread dies eventually.

>> No.42114454

>>42114390
i dunno about you guys but i'm roughing something out for magus january contest.
not for the contest itself but mainly as thanks to mr magus for what he's provided

>> No.42114469

>>42114454
Did he confirm that? I've been away from the threads since he posted his last story mentioning it.

I've written something that I'm not overly happy with. I'm not skilled enough write the story demon waifu deserves.

>>42114452
That's a nice thought. Here's hoping.

>> No.42114472

>>42112863
>You were a different person 10 years ago. No one really wants to pick up where their early 20s self left off.

It's a big barrier as far as incomplete stories go. You've gotta make peace with your old work and not go at it with white-out. It feels more like continuing someone else's work and not your own.

>> No.42114482

>>42114472
>not go at it with white-out
Why not? Assuming you don't my spending the time there's nothing wrong with a rewrite.

>> No.42114487

>>42114469
either way i'm doing it

>> No.42114507

>>42114487
Well that's awesome. Since the fucker won't start a patreon or something, it's hard to show gratitude.

>> No.42114524

>>42114390
I'm 38 already,married and with kids and the decline is extremely obvious, and not only with writefags but we have lost pretty much all the drawfags too since most of them came from /a/ on the first place, and it's a damn shame because I love these threads

>> No.42114535

>>42114482
No one wants to be a George Lucas, but so long as there's a backup I guess.

>> No.42114552

>>42114454
I really ought to stop procrastinating and get into writefagging myself, although I'm not sure about entering the contest when I'm so rusty that I'm pretty much a beginner.

>> No.42114582
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>>42114225
>This is who we are
>This is who I am
>And if you think you can leave me
>Then you need to think again
>But no matter how I serve you
>You won't give up your retreat
>Did you want this lovely maid
>Or did you give into cold feet?

>> No.42114586

>>42114582
I knew getting shoggy a poetry book for Christmas would backfire

>> No.42114610

>>42114524
The monstergirlcap subreddit is a pretty happening place for greentexts and the occasional story. Most of it is (in the politest way possible) not good (mostly due to skill), but they get content. I wish we could encourage more of those writers to try making actual stories. If even just a few of the hundred of readers some of the caps get turned into regular authors, we'd have a huge boost in content.

I know at least one of you fucks are about to screech about reddit being mentioned, but I just want more decent content. TFT turned into a dumpster-fire because they allowed all sorts of degeneracy and didn't adhere to MGE. I'm almost positive the mod for the subreddit is one of us, and he's kept the bullshit pretty well under wraps. If it would be KC approved, I don't care where it comes from at this point.

>> No.42114620

>>42114582
I always wondered about good narrative ways to get a shog maid. A kiki is pretty vanilla and straighforward, but what kind of line of events can lead to you getting a cosmic horror to do your laundry?

>> No.42114632

>>42114610
>TFT turned into a dumpster-fire
It was a dumpster fire since it's inception, because it was made by people who were consistently such huge faggots that they got exiled from here.

>> No.42114643

>>42114610
Fuck reddit

>> No.42114647

>>42114610
Siths and alps policy? I assume nothing like reverse harems either or Bloodborne tier stuff

>> No.42114648

I occasionally posted writefag things to /mggg/. Clearly I was posting to the wrong place.

>> No.42114662

>>42114647
Rule 4: Follow the Spirit of MGE and no Degeneracy

Keep the spirit of MGE and no degeneracy. This means no Yaoi, Monsterboys, Furry, NTR/Cheating (This can be used as a plot device but nothing glorifying it or using it as fap fodder), Scat, Futa. If you are worried send in a mod mail.

>> No.42114674

>>42114610
A not insignificant number of caption subreddits were started after /d/ banished them away, so it's not that big a deal. I have seen some content from there. They're hard to even call captions. Not quite as snappy or visually appealing as other porn captions, not quite a full blown story. More like rough greentexts, so I guess it wouldn't be out of place here.

Is Bob even still around?

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>>42114620
>find little purple slime
>take home as a pet
>after much loving care and water, grows into a mini shog
>she thanks you and pledges to serve you for eternity
>and she fully intends for it to be "eternity"
cue wacky hijinks

>> No.42114689

>>42114674
>Bob
God I hope not. That's a can of worms I want to leave buried.

>> No.42114691

>>42114662
Oh you can fuck off then, just sounds like /monster/ lite.
>>42114648
They tend to react better to games there, as opposed to here which prefers drawings and not much else

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>>42114620
find a QT purple amorphous pile of teeth and eyes and bring it home

>> No.42114714

>>42114620
Social services, friend of a friend of a friend, stars aligning. It's not like Shoggoths are elusive beings residing in another dimension, it makes perfect sense they're easy to find after they left their original creators.

>> No.42114733

>>42114662
Not bad. The biggest issue with writers on other sites is all the garbage cross-overs or stuff that goes completely off the rails. Like the human-fuck-yeah garbage, or futa. Nice to see someone else out there with standards.

>> No.42114736

>>42114620
I've pieced together my own little headcanon for it. The thing is, when you have never not been with shog? How do you know you haven't always been part-shog?

>Don't be silly, master. Was there ever a day we've been away?

Then you try to recall it, and you simply can't.

>> No.42114745

>>42114662
Sounds decent. Still won't be going because fuck reddit, though.

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>>42114610
We could make stories about the fairy kingdom since that doesn’t get explored much when the kingdom literally has talking animals and plants in it so could do something interesting with that if we want to go with lore wise and not just lovey dovey porn all the time.

Also you got the more interesting incubus transformations like Wendigos and Mindflayers that you could make stories about and finally you have the whole underworld thing where you can make stories of passed loved ones coming back.

Those are just some examples of things that don’t get written about that much also we could bring back the panty raid stories too for nostalgia.

>> No.42114780

>>42114691
>Oh you can fuck off then, just sounds like /monster/ lite.
Point out what's wrong with that rule without being cancer.

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>>42114733
I think most of the HFY garbage has died down over the years. I haven't seen any that wasn't a shitpost in a long time. It was fueled by outrage over MGE, or edgier stories (but still 'pro-monster') inspired by it when translations were poor. That or it was tsundere RPers, and then they were suddenly joined by actual angry edgelords who thought they were in good company. Can't stay mad and edgy at MGE forever, so they're off doing...whatever is they do now.

>> No.42114799

>>42114775
man when i first came i remember the first two greentexts i made, the one where anon cockson jumped royal makai and another where he fisted a manticores tail pussy

>> No.42114811

>>42114745
It actually doesn't look half bad, but you do you. I'll probably skim through it tonight.
So then the question becomes how to we encourage the same kind of growth here or at least get them to make an account on AO3 since some of us supposedly refuse to look there?

>> No.42114829

>>42114790
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

>> No.42114835

>>42114790
Plenty of them still on AO3. It's pretty sad.
>>42114775
>not just lovey dovey porn all the time
But that's the best part

>> No.42114837

>>42114780
Because I think you're a shithead and a minute sluething the sub and makes the mods leanings towards it very clear
So it will go exactly like over there into a gatekept hugbox that drives off 90% of people.

If you can't handle things KC doesn't care about maybe you should find somewhere else instead of trying to force your values into it.

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All this talk about writing. Maybe someone can give me a quick rundown on pastebin since the great purge. Do we use ghostbin now? Why are some folks against it? What's the new pastebin? Are we just writing on AO3 and posting them here now?

>> No.42114856

>>42114837
>still won't say which part about that list of rules he disagrees with

>> No.42114859

>>42114829
I'm going to make out with her other mouths while she teases me!

>> No.42114861

>>42114837
Yikes. If you're not here for MGE content, I don't know what to tell you.

Are you actually arguing, here in the thread, that we should allow degeneracy?

Spot the shitposter.

>> No.42114895

>>42114837
You're right, thank you for making me realize I'm stupid. Every good community needs more furries, NTR, and scat to stay alive.

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>>42114799
Yeah I’ve made some green texts too though I could probably do better with them, I did indulge in a panty raid green text story in one of the past threads a couple days ago, though I used a off topic image when I posted that, that I was trying to give a scene that perfectly described what happened to anon in the story probably should’ve linked a video instead to show a scene of what I mean, oh well there’s always next time to do better.

>> No.42114923

>>42114895
Don't forget violent abuse! Remember, happiness doesn't exist without cruelty and suffering.

>> No.42114925

>>42114691
>NTR/Cheating (This can be used as a plot device
zero tolerance

>> No.42114926

>>42114856
Furries, monster boys, Yuri.
You just know the first refers to siths, the second is a stealthy way to slash down on wendigos and nachas, and the third is kind of wierd but a notable portion of mge ends up being Yuri corruption porn.
And of course the vaguer parts is clearly just a way to clamp down on fetishes the guy doesn't like.
Suddenly the spirit of mge becomes his spirit of mge.
>>42114861
>He says in a thread for a porn setting where most girls are visibly leaking

>> No.42114932

>>42114925
So you're against stories where the MC was a victim of cheating and found love with/as a MG?
Seems extreme.

>> No.42114945

>>42114837
I'll say right now that I love one of those things that are against the rules, but would never post it here or there. I'm really not sure how that rule is any worse than what these threads already are. If you're just looking for an alternative space to post things you can't on /jp/, those already exist.

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>>42114790
>I'll never get to commission Uni
At least he draws Seaport real good

>> No.42114958

>>42114898
I like how the talking husky doesn't get elaborated on.

>> No.42114965

>>42114932
its reddit, aka cuck central.
they cannot be trusted with the ability to use those as a plot device.

>> No.42114970

>>42114610
>Monstergirlcap
>Swimming in femdom
>Search for maids
>No results found
Man, being a maledomfag sure is suffering in this setting. I do love me some maids.

>> No.42114975

>>42114926
Siths are shit yes but it's more likely trying to keep actual furniggers out. The part about wendigos is a stretch, people here hate monster boys but love to talk about wendigos and the nacho spiders, maybe it's different there but it seems like a stretch. Yes yuri porn has no place in MGE, it's literally built for straight relationships, if the story is nothing but yuri then it's not MGE.

>> No.42114984

>>42114958
Think Donkey from Shrek that’s how my husky would be like, that my dog has hidden lore back to the fairy kingdom that even they found him annoying so they kicked him out and I found him wandering around the walls of my city.

>> No.42114996

>>42114932
i never saw the point in including that when you could also not
that's an instant close tab for me if it's not an author i already trust

>> No.42114998

>>42114965
I haven't seen any yet
>>42114970
Be the change you want to see! Maledom isn't my thing, but you do you
>>42114975
I've seen wendigos and yuri-ish corruption. I think anon is baiting at this point.

>> No.42115005

>>42114926
Is it a surprise to anyone you turn out to be a giant degenerate faggot?

>> No.42115007

>>42114975
Husbands getting turned into shit is different than monsterboys, and I don't even like either one of them.

>> No.42115024

>>42114998
>I haven't seen any yet
yeah, yet.
but the bad part about reddit is that its "normalfag's first experience with [subject]"
since mge is currently niche there is a relatively small amount of normalfags there, but if MGE were to suddenly get a boost in popularity then thats all you would see.

>> No.42115029

>>42114926
I mean his spirit isn't that far off from KC's minus the -siths. The yuri stuff is more like porn-lesbian than actual lez stuff, the rare transformations come with the ability to go back to your true human form - hell even going undead still makes you look like hentai MC. All of it is really just a way to facilitate human guy on monster lady action. Whether you think that's a good vision, that's another thing.

I also get the intent of the furry ban. Keep kemono and kemonomimi as their own things. Over here it's because of 4chan's rules. I don't really see the point in seething about this on /jp/ though where all of this is also taboo.

>> No.42115036

>>42114945
There's nothing I want to post that I don't post here but the extensive gate keeping of true mge is half of what stops new writers writing. Even the last bloody story I read from Magus had the gargoyle, who pretty cutely called the MC her plinth, before trying to rape him away from his soulmate. When you reach an extensive level of gatekeeping anyone who wants to try realizes you can't write any story but
>I met my waifu and put my meat rod into her silky hot love tunnel
The other half is they don't actually get any responses from the thread and you have to be really autistic to keep posting oc with no registered interest. People don't just exist to post oc so unless they were already doing it they're probably not going to start here.

>> No.42115047

>>42115029
> I don't really see the point in seething about this on /jp/
Furfags and all flavors of homos just can't stop trying to invade every community they see.

>> No.42115051

>>42114975
>The part about wendigos is a stretch, people here hate monster boys but love to talk about wendigos and the nacho spiders, maybe it's different there but it seems like a stretch.
I also don't know how they apply that on that subreddit, but "monsterboys" as most people understand the term don't include husbands of Wendigos and Nachos.
>>42114998
>I think anon is baiting at this point.
I think he's just a butthurt furry looking for acceptance in a place he shouldn't care about, fitting the stereotype.

>> No.42115074

Anal sex in the ass with a haughty fox that has an ohoho laugh!

>> No.42115082

>>42114582
NEED SHOG

>> No.42115099

>>42115036
Well if we all acted like adults and had reasonable boundaries it wouldn't matter. I like your example. I don't really care for Magus darker stuff, but I greatly enjoy his overall stories. The gargoyle scene made me uncomfortable since I don't like the idea of being taken away from my soulmate and MGs are supposed to have a sense of if the man is already claimed, but I kept my mouth shut since I know he doesn't do bad ends. He might (as far as I am concerned) deviate away "true canon" but it's a plot device and ends up in a good spot.

If he consistently had his characters get bad ends I'd pitch a fit, but he doesn't, so I keep my mouth shut and enjoy the overall story and don't worry much about the rest.

>> No.42115105

>>42115005
>He says as he says everyone should move to Reddit.
>He says as he bemoans the lack of oc while making none

>> No.42115129

>>42115105
Literally nobody says anyone should move. Someone pointed out they have fresh content and asked how we can encourage them to write more and access it here.
Go fuck yourself.

>> No.42115139

>>42115105
>he says everyone should move to Reddit.
[citation needed]
>he bemoans the lack of oc while making none
[citation needed]

As always the ones raging about gatekeeping show why it's necessary the most

>> No.42115140

>>42115129
Go get fucked by cu sith alps

>> No.42115145

>>42115139
Alright then what did you make?

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>>42115036
>Even the last bloody story I read from Magus had the gargoyle, who pretty cutely called the MC her plinth, before trying to rape him away from his soulmate

On that I agree. I like to think people won't get anal-retentive with said rules to the extent you can't write something like that though. I personally have a preference for "old lore" MGE myself. Everyone diverges from the canon somewhere, and it's more like putting Tabasco on food for me than for edgy crusader reasons.

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>> No.42115164

>>42115145
Yeah sure let me just put a target on myself while arguing with some mentally retarded gay furry discord groomer

>> No.42115173

>>42115164
I've made siths and I've made lolis but I've never made gay

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>>42115155
sharp teeth are the best

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>>42115155
Mofuzerkers are too OP.

>> No.42115213

>>42115146
>I personally have a preference for "old lore" MGE myself
I always thought this thread was the only place where you could find the most old lore friendly content, unless something happened in the time I stopped lurking. Not sure what's with westerners being unable to accept KC's vision, but everywhere I go apart from here they always shit on the lore. I wonder if the reddit normies even know who KC even is.

>> No.42115219

>>42115036
I have to commend /jp/ for being so egalitarian when it comes to NTR. I remember making cuckquean shitpost prompts years ago and getting screamed at just as hard.

>> No.42115225

>>42115155
>hfw some young mofu tries to hit on her anon

>> No.42115240

>>42115155
the red fox is the largest of foxes

>> No.42115241

>>42115155
A sad case of an old fox going husbando crazy. A thousand years of loneliness takes it's toll.

>> No.42115242

>>42115213
This is a new lore thread where monsters always win, dodge bullets, and have soulmate radar so they aren't even interested in anyone who isn't their destined husband which is organized by fate itself.

>> No.42115258

>>42115242
I don't mind the first two, but why the fuck would anyone want the third to be untrue?

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looks like /tg/ is back again
heres a hydra

>> No.42115285

>>42115258
some people want the free will to be unhappy. in a wish fulfillment setting
don't ask me why, they're more broken than i

>> No.42115291

>>42115242
no doge, deflect bullets

>> No.42115293

>>42115258
Because it's ridiculous

>> No.42115294

The MonsterGirlCaps rules, in practice, do the following:

Rules 1 - 3 and rule 6
> Stuff that'll get the subreddit banned is banned, especially underage stuff
> Boring boilerplate learn2reddit crap
> Rule 6 explicitly mentions Cait Sith as being allowed as long as they're portrayed as adults

Rule 4: These things are banned because they eat focus.
> Keep the main pairing heterosexual
> No trans stuff--people can and do get posts banned for this when Anon is trans. The mods view Trans content as invasive (trans people could overrun our board!) so they ban it.
> No furries--in context this is clearly meant to keep the subreddit pure--there's a hojillion furry subreddits they can post that stuff to instead, and again they're afraid of being overwhelmed by furry porn caps.
> No monsterboys--in context this means no shota catboys dicking each other down or dicking anything else down, either.
> Here's a list of things we don't like

Rule 5: Keep it apolitical
> Again, this just distracts from the intent of the content, wank to that somewhere else.


In practice it's not wildly different from what this board puts out, and gets like 10-20 posts a week. It's not like it's a huge investment to read through the top few posts in the last month or so to see if any of them grab you.

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>>42115213
Maybe. I've been gone for years. I just remember from MGU to even some of the earlier threads here, there was this weird loop of

>new MG comes out
>everyone clutches pearls over incubi, demonic energy/mamono mana, the fetish in the profile, etc.
>KC reassures everyone it's not the edgy picture they have in their head
>that or he says something on twitter to nip edgy stuff in the bud like the deflecting bullets thing
>they now seethe about overpowered monsters, hugbox setting, or how mean old KC won't let them complain about doom, gloom and the nature of free will in peace

Here, in modern /jp/, everyone seems just okay with what MGE offers, and it's strange. Not complaining, it's just a first.

>> No.42115317

>>42115191
Nah you just gotta knock them out of their rage state and they lose all their buffs

>> No.42115322

>>42115294
Right? Check in once a month and see what floated up to the top. A lot of it is quite good.

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>>42115293
eros strong

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Fuck the dog.
You are behind schedule.

>> No.42115333

>>42115294
I've just noticed like half the posts are from taken cat king, the guy who writes the asmr scripts some ewhores use.

>> No.42115334

>>42115293
the whole fucking point is happy endings you faggot.

>> No.42115343

>>42115329
! !

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>>42115284
I think /tg/ gets MGE confused with MGQ and I got to be honest when I first saw MGQ alongside MGE I thought they were connected at first, but the more research I did on the subject yeah they are way different from each other, for the monster girls in MGQ actually want to hurt, kill or enslave you while the monster girls in MGE want to comfort you, make you happy and be your wife it’s that simple to understand.

>> No.42115349

>>42115213
>>42115242
>>42115258

> This is a new lore thread where monsters always win, dodge bullets, and have soulmate radar so they aren't even interested in anyone who isn't their destined husband which is organized by fate itself.

This is absolutely the best way to daydream about monstergirls, but it makes writing about them an exercise in frustration.

At that point the biggest obstacle to Anon and Miss Mamono getting together is either:
1) Miss Mamono is far away and must journey to her beloved.
OR
2) Anon is 10 gallons of crazy in a 5 gallon hat, so Miss Mamono has to be his personal psychiatrist / nurse maid for a while before bedding him.

It's too fucking limiting for having an interesting conflict in the romance, and falling in love instantly is boring.

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>>42115258
I really don't mind if I or the monsters fuck around before settling down. I know some people very much do mind, but it means getting caught isn't always "Game Over".

>> No.42115358

>>42115242
monsters losing would be so bad if it wasn't for the fact that the fics that have that render them as strawman rapists who cant put up a fight (even if they're written with willingness to kill)

>> No.42115362

>>42115285
If I made it through the portals I'd run to the first MG I saw, get on me knees, and beg for help. Fuck all that adventuring or free-will nonsense, I'm too old and broken. Use whatever bullshit soulmate magic and help me find my waifu.

>> No.42115370

>>42115333
That dude blew up the subreddit this weekend; he normally posts like 1 thing per week sometime on the weekend. No idea what happened there.

>> No.42115375

>>42115353
Ew. Fucking around is bad.
>>42115349
Writing legit mental illness is so tiring. Mge sucks as an adventure setting unless you take some liberties somewhere.

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>>42115258
Imagine sitting at home one day, getting a knock on your door and on the other side is this 11/10 supermodel tier exotic woman with a fantastic personality saying she's your wife now.

I can guarantee the biggest drama would come from the men thinking it's a trap to get divorce raped, or for some giga nigga to bust in once the door is open and steal your kidneys.

>> No.42115404

You think monsters would like to live in a world like the Handmaid's Tale?

>> No.42115405

>>42115381
there was a story somewhere where a villaness did just that and the two had adventures or some shit

>> No.42115413
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>>42115375
You're supposed to adventure the MGE world with your monsterwife.

>> No.42115422

>>42115305
People usually took the profiles at face value back then, which led to interpretations. Everyone was happy because the text was ambiguous enough so they could have their thing, and the thread was healthily gatekeep so it was all polite. I think KC actually fucked it up trying to do damage control and muddying the waters. Most of the time the MG lore reads as "oh btw they can do this now to patch up that plothole I wrote years ago" kind of thing, like the ramblings a kid would write.

>> No.42115426

>>42115349
I guess you could have ancient old world monsters in the mix still existing deep underground but that’s going off canon, which I know Mamono would use that shit to their advantage of impressing men by saving them from actual monsters and the men would be grateful to the monster girls for saving their lives from death.

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>>42115404
They'd love to be breeding sows, but would hate being relegated to the backline as defenseless and helpless, because then their husbands would be at risk.

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>>42115345
You'd think MGQ would be fucking ripe ground for angry paladinfags, but they always pick MGE.

But when folks talk about old lore, they aren't saying they want the MGQ bad ends. They just want the MGs to be way more forceful, patronizing, or a serious obstacle to your current objective before they're dragged off to their good end with her. The kind of monster that really loves you, but doesn't care about dumb human stuff.

>> No.42115480

>>42115422
the sandbox was encroached by the unwanted.
got to keep the murderhobos and ntr-reprobates at bay

>> No.42115499

>>42115435
men are stronger, it makes sense for women to be forced to serve their only purpose

>> No.42115525

Jesus fucking christ what is happening to this thread?

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>>42115499
Men are stronger than women, but weaker than monstergirls. It's in the name, they're MONSTERgirls.

>> No.42115559

>>42115381
That's exactly what I'd think if it happened to me, and I'd consider hiring a detective to figure out what she's up to, which may or may not bring comfort when they come up empty handed.
>>42115459
>You'd think MGQ would be fucking ripe ground for angry paladinfags, but they always pick MGE.
Because ramming a round peg in a square hole is clever and original, especially when you're the gorillionth one to do it.

>> No.42115561

>>42115525
The eternal struggle between hugbox and grimdark

>> No.42115562

>>42115531
i could take her
on a nice date

>> No.42115564

>sweating
>palpitations
>high blood pressure
>dizziness
>and a red face

>> No.42115565

>>42115531
I can probably beat a succubus unconscious if she doesn't suck my cock after I come home from work.

>> No.42115575

>>42115305
>>42115284
Everytime I've seen someone bring up some imaginary "old lore" they were some /tg/tard or spacebattler going about how MGE was totally as they imagine it to be before KC "retconed" it

>> No.42115579

>>42115561
Yeah but we didn't have unironic furfags or literal redditors try to force their shit last time this happened.

>> No.42115582
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>>42115561

I DEMAND OOMUKADE GRIMDARK HUGBOX PORN.

>> No.42115590

>>42115370
Blew up in like he posted a lot or like he made the subreddit gain a lot of traction?

>> No.42115604

>>42115590

He posted like a half-dozen times all in a row, which he's never done before and basically doesn't happen ever. Just a weird event.

>> No.42115620

>>42115155
>SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>> No.42115622

>>42115604
Maybe he was in a high who the fuck knows.

>> No.42115631

which mg is in need of rape correction?

>> No.42115641

>>42115631
all of them

>> No.42115656

>>42115604
>>42115622
Would you go back to plebbit instead of posting this dogshit here?

>> No.42115657

>>42115604
Do the voice actresses (I don't feel good using that term with them) actually voice them or is he throwing them into the void?

>> No.42115658

>>42115575
"Old lore" just denotes the time when we had terrible, terrible translators and only terrible translators in the dark days of the very early 2010s, and KC hadn't fleshed as much out back then. That or he did actually retcon something sometimes, but it was some minor tweet from many years ago and not printed so who cares. It was "better" in the sense that there was almost no wrong way to write MGE, because a right way hadn't been established for the EOP fans.

>> No.42115659

>>42115631
Yes

>> No.42115663
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>>42115631
smug lolis

>> No.42115674

>>42115631
might be nice to tussle with a momonika redcap

>> No.42115681

>>42115631
Apophis, so she doesn't make trouble conquering anything. Pharaoh is next if she makes fun of grapesnek getting corrected.

>> No.42115690

>>42115657

I dunno what his hit percentage is, but I know at least some of his content has been produced over on GoneWildAudio. You'd have to do a quick search--they always name drop their script author.

>> No.42115693

>>42115631
Hellhounds. Surely I'll be the one to finally tame one

>> No.42115698

>>42115531
>a greenworm is stronger than a human man
idk, i can tip her body over and watch her squirm to try to flip back up

>> No.42115701

>>42115657
From what I've seen no. He should have the decency to crosspost only when someone voices it.

>> No.42115710

>>42115698
They probably have a vicious bite force.

>> No.42115721

>>42115693
all you have to do is either put her on drugs or do magic-surgery on her brain to rewire her natural behavior, she'll either become retarded or obedient, either way she's tamed.

>> No.42115726

>>42115698
But are you strong enough to take her tearful mwees?

>> No.42115728

>>42115657
They are prostitutes. You should never forget that lest you start thinking they have any talent beyond trying to monetize their pussies. The stuff is low quality and they don't even write their own stuff.
But from what I know he just throws it out there and they pick and choose.

>> No.42115731
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>>42115698
thats what you think, but they dont call her mean green for nothing

>> No.42115739

>>42115710
that sounds awful, i'd bitch slap her little face so she'd let go of my hand

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>>42115531
>tfw

>> No.42115751
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>>42115681
>>42115641
>>42115631
Yes rape the monster girls before they rape you.

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>>42115751
hebi would never rape me, she's a good girl!

>> No.42115772

>>42115751
female dominance is unnatural, i'd rather call the police on her before she does anything, i'm not sticking my wiener in crazy

>> No.42115793

>>42115772
It depends on the species, just look at spotted hyena, but hebis wouldn't be one of them.

>> No.42115822
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Remember: Anubi are divinity, so it is god's will that you are under her ass.
It's where you belong, by divine decree.

>> No.42115827

>>42115793
>Hyenas
Animals which are a freak of nature. Even they need dicks to dominate.

>> No.42115835

>>42115822
! !

>> No.42115846

>>42115822
Is it also a divine decree to hold her hand?

>> No.42115867

>>42115822
Anubis doesn't want that, she wants to embalm mummies, judge souls, and do death goddess stuff.

>> No.42115895

>>42115731
what if i throw her by her tail and say "so-long-a-worm!"? not so tough now, huh?

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>>42115867
>tell anubis wife that the mythological Anubis was the god of the dead, not an autistic schedule slut
>she schedules you in for a sexual reeducation session
stupid sand dog

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>>42106824

>> No.42115906

>>42115897
edgelords go in, good boys come out

>> No.42115912

>>42115897
But I already know how the birds and the bees work! I don't need sex-ed...

>> No.42115923

>>42115904
that baguette is gonna have boob-stink on it, yuck. imagine the taste, it'll taste ruined.

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>>42115904
More anons should take the green pill.

>> No.42115937

>>42115929
That is if the scary goblins, like in that pic, allow it.

>> No.42115941

>>42115912
You might know that, but do you know how the monsters and the anons work?

>> No.42115967

>>42115941
yes, monsters hug anons and they become good friends in the end!

>> No.42115971

>>42115906
I'm going to pretend to be a bad boy so she tries to make me into a good boy again!

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>>42115967
ahhh, the wurm understanding of reproduction

>> No.42115981

>>42115971
therapy usually does the trick, Anubis is the best therapist in the entire desert!

>> No.42115984

>>42115971
You know she's your soulmate when she pretends she doesn't know what you're doing

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>>42115971
>Hmm...you don't look like a bad boy
>What kind of bad boy things have you done Anon?
What now anon?

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Remember to pull out when with your sex friend

>> No.42116013
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>>42115981
How can she help edgelord anon if she herself is an edgelord? Look at that sword, does she even know how to use it? And when was the last time she got eight full hours of sleep?

>> No.42116015

>>42115980
I need a loving girl like a wurm.
Mostly because I need to destress.
They and cows feel like good ways to do so.

>> No.42116022

>>42116007
I go onto internet forums and insist the pyramids were built by aliens.
It is the only thing that makes sense.

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>>42115929
I got a few hand gestures to send back at her.

>> No.42116030

>>42116013
>anon and anubis try to be edgelords and one up each other on their edginess
>everyone just chuckles at the dorky couple

>> No.42116034

>>42115822
The Dorkier the monster, the fatter the ass, so that virgin shut-in Anubis scribe with thick glasses has a godly ass.

>> No.42116038

>>42116008
yeah it would be a shame to share a child with someone you only associate with because you two need sex on short-notice anytime

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>>42116008
>pull out and blast all over your sex friend
>the smell has attracted more new sex friends
Remember to let it out inside always

>> No.42116052

>>42116013
she's not an edgelord, she's changed after seeing so many horrific ways people died, as a goddess of the dead

>> No.42116069

>>42116008
But she says it's a safe day, that I should practice cumming inside for when I get a wife, and also that it just feels so much better so why not.

>> No.42116095

>>42116069
Every day is a safe day when you're with her, she can chase off those bullies no problem.

>> No.42116136

>>42116007
I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning. without any milk

>> No.42116156

>>42116095
Anon...

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>>42116136
sounds like you need cow correction

>> No.42116247

I wanna play Minecraft on a LAN with an anubis.
Every couple hours we take a break to make passionate love.

>> No.42116248

>>42116156
That will be the exact logic she'll use when you ask her how she got pregnant on a safe day.

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>>42115525
/tg/kids raided us again. Nothing new, anon.

>> No.42116302

>>42114119
Real rape is natural and yet noboymakes excuses for that and instead treats it bad. So yeah fuck off.

>> No.42116307

>>42116302
nobody makes excuses for men to rape women in real life I mean.

>> No.42116311

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, prepare and get comfy.
A blizzard is coming and the ice queen at least had the decency to warn us this time.

>> No.42116312

I would have to hold back the urge to grief Anubis's Minecraft sever

>> No.42116323

>>42116311
Goodnight anon, sleep well.

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>>42116311
I'm ready! I've picked out a local squirrel to use as a heating source

>> No.42116427
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How do I resist vampiric seduction?

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>>42116427
remind her that bats are better

>> No.42116481

>>42116433
>hair over eyes
how can tsundere blowhards even compete?

>> No.42116492

>>42115575
"Old lore" is simply a time where the profiles were all anyone had to go by. KC didn't begin to build up the setting until 2010, and it wasn't until some years later with MGE Vol 2 that it truly started to form into what we have now.

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>>42116481
they can't, they can try to throw money or titles at you but sometimes you just want a cute bat

>> No.42116523

>>42115582
Grimdark hugbox sounds pretty kino

>> No.42116541

>>42116427
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7658909
Thats a boy you fucking aids riddled faggot.

>> No.42116565

>>42116492
>"Old lore" is simply a time where the wrongly translated profiles were all anyone had to go by.
ftfy.

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>With every passing day, the mamono encroach on our lands
>Call upon your fellow paladin brothers from across the realm
>The halls were soon full of blessed crusaders ready to take up the sword in the Chief God’s name
>Stomach groans during your impassioned speech about purging the corrupted and how humanity will never be slaves
>Shog wife comes in with a tray of tendies, pinches my tummy and kisses me in front of everyone

This is why I hate hosting!

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>>42116325
need bigger squirrel

>> No.42116589

>>42116580
this technique is too powerful

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>>42116580
well squirrels have aunts for a reason

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>> No.42116690

>Playing hockey with the boys on the lake
>Get shoulder checked into the snow bank
>Yetis appear from nowhere hugging me asking if I’m alright
>White horn nurses arrive on scene administering hot cocoa
>Even the wendis are offering me their stretchy meat to make me feel better
>Yuki onna’s house which appeared from nowhere is inviting me inside to warm up
>Tell them I’m fine and get back on the ice
>Slip and get a bloody nose
>Dragged away to Wintertown hospital

>> No.42116721

New thread when?

>> No.42116729

>>42113302
That's not femdom, no one care

>> No.42116730

>>42116721
This is the last thread.

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