/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Touch the cow, do it now

>>42050530
The buff brown cow.

>>42050530
Not soft enough

>>42050530
or what? what would cow do?

>>42050559
oooh new fox!

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that nekomata's with long hair are top tier mofu.
Double fluff tails from an unexpected source.

>>42050569
Cow will get VERY aggressive

I'm not touching the cow and I'm lactose intolerant

>>42050530
I'm too afraid to touch a cow. How do I tell her I don't like milk?

>>42050559
eyebags are top tier

>>42050530
Dragon cows only

>>42050343
Oh I comm'd that. You're welcome.

>>42050610
>monster stays awake all night fantasizing about Anon
>again
You're going to be the one to give her the first 8 hours of sleep she's had in a decade, right Anon?

Reread some KC tweets and some stuff on Lescatie, Dragonia etc.

The Order now gives me this vibe

>Pay lip service to the headquarters and then pretend you aren’t making deals with Lescatie and Dragonia for protection

Which makes their fanfic portrayal very funny.

>>42050637
Based hound poster

>>42050639
i don't know if there will be much sleep the first couple nights but eventually

>>42050584
Good night anon, sleep well.

I'll show monsters the power of a dex build

>>42050723
I don't think I have the WIS to stay out of her lap..

>>42050723
monsters say the luck build is useless until they get hit with the delayed impregnation crit

>>42050723
>Anon prepares to surprise monsters with his 1337 dex build
>monsters are surprised by how far they can bend his body without breaking
>take turns experimenting with positions that would snap strength and constitution builds in half

>>42050723
nah, imma just go with the good old fabio build and fuck my way outta of probelms

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

I want a story expanding on the former king of lescatie and his wife
considering that the two seem to have been decent people before the invation bound by politics

I like Onis

yandere titania

>>42050723
>>42050818
I should've been a scientist so I can bring civilization to big dumb monsters and turn them away from their barbarian ways

>>42050818
The following onis are bad:
>Short
>Thin
>Shredded
The following onis are good:
>Tall
>Thick
>Strongfat

I’m going to pretend to be a suave chad to all those Ushi, Hellwan, Amazon and Manti bullies!

>>42050530
What happens if a gyaru holst learns that you enjoy watching cow manicure videos?

>>42050805
I fart in your general direction.

>>42050818

>>42050870
Don't put mantis in the femdom faggotry bag, please. They're nice

>>42051010
you have to mere them first

>>42051011
I don't like how the man almost looks like a bald woman.

>>42051027
Yup but as bald men i can assure that if i shave my beard too i look like some nightmarish rapist baby. Also his clothes and blush are way too feminines

I will touch Ryu's reverse scale
And I will be happy

>>42051065
I'm gonna grapple her and flick it furiously as much as possible, to see how long will it take before she breaks out and rapes me.

>>42051096
Bold. I will do so in front of her shirohebis.

>>42050525
>edition

>>42051010
>Manticore
>not femdom
is this bizarro MGE?

>>42051175
Maybe he got confused and thought of Mantis instead of Manticore.

>>42051175
I think he meant Mantis as Mantises, and Manticores are switch, considering they are the designated insta-lose-to-cock species.

>>42051190
>and Manticores are switch, considering they are the designated insta-lose-to-cock species.
You've got a citation for that?

The devs truly fucked up when they introduced the instantloss mofu

>>42051207
>After specializing every part of themselves for their husband in this manner, they will ravish him using their vagina for the first time. The sex on that occasion results in such great pleasure that both of them will no longer be able to live without it, and this is ingrained in their bodies.
lions in general are quickshots, so this is fitting

>>42051229
skill issue

>>42051267
>>>After specializing every part of themselves for their husband in this manner, they will ravish him using their vagina for the first time.
But that is pretty much true for every monster.

>>42051378
it's the part after that
also for other monsters that's in reverse, they first sex, then have their pussy mold itself to fit the cock perfectly

>>42050569
>When you drink milk other than her own

>>42050559
Gloomy fox, for that cool, refreshing mofu flavor blast.

>>42050723
Anon proceeded to raise strong STR/DEX children with his new wife.

>>42051267
>>42051378
Which part, the lions? That's thread fanon.
I still don't see where that indicates that they are switches aside from being cock-addicts which is, again, true for every monster and has little to do with being a switch anyway so it is irrelevant.

>>42051267
>>42051383
Which part, the lions? That's thread fanon.
I still don't see where that indicates that they are switches aside from being cock-addicts which is, again, true for every monster and has little to do with being a switch anyway so it is irrelevant.

>>42051480
>>42051468
okay I get it, you don't have to stay it twice, you no-fun meanie, slayer of children smiles

>>42051523
I merely corrected it because I quoted the wrong post.

>delinquent Anon loudly talking smack about Manticores in class
>trying to get under the skin of class tsundere ojousama, so she notices him
>Miss Haku doesn't recognize the courtship and keeps repeating the same preach to the bored rascal

How many dormice is too many dormice?

>>42051229
Is it as bad as the speed movement issue with Minotaurs and Holstaurs, where if you move slow they can catch you easily but if you move fast it activates them into a more extreme horny state than before, so you better be prepared for your pelvis for that.

>>42051579
Smacking Miss Haku's ass in front of the class like a true delinquent because school can't do anything about it.

>>42051605
Stealth is how you get past the cows.

>guy "befriends" a fox, expecting to be raped in short order
>she's an inari
>his insatiable foxlust is barely restrained by the fact that she's a great friend and he loves spending time with her, but thinks he might ruin that if he makes a move
>she's suffering the exact same dilemma

>>42051641
fox childhood friends are for animalistic breeding once the lust threshold is broken in either party.

>>42051175
Yeah i meant mantis

>>42051579
I feel like trolling and taunting haughty taundere ojous would be a hilariously dickish thing to do, and she cant do aything about it lest she prove your taunts about her being a repressed slut right

Haha, Anon lost to the cock!

>>42051726
Oh no!~ What is the cock going to do to me?~

>>42051726
I didn't hear no bell

>>42051652
Friendships with foxes are dangerous. They'll take every inch you give them and never give it back. You had a sleep over once, and now she insists you take turns staying at each other's house every day. You slept in the same bed as her once and now she refuses to sleep alone. You walked in on her in the bath once and now it's normal for her do the same for you. You brushed her tail for her once and now she makes you do it daily. You let her sit in your lap while you brushed her and now she won't sit anywhere else. You got a boner one day while she sat in your lap and now you're married with 3 kids.

>>42051838
>They'll take every inch
both figuratively and literally, those greedy vixens.

>>42051166
>Shoggoth
No

>>42052222
introducing shoggy to our movies is fun when she wants to reenact Venom, not so much when she wants to do The Thing

>>42052222
Is he dead in there.

I am weak to _____________.

>>42052288
No,but now he sure as hell regreted turning down the kiki for the shog

>>42052296
obsessive love from unwanted girls.

>>42052300
Shog is love though

>>42052375
Look at them do they look happy!? --> >>42052222

>>42052375
This kind of Shog especially.

>>42052392
Both have a somewhat ecstatic look on their faces

>>42050840
an Oni has to be BIG

>>42052222
I am more of Atlach-Nacha type of person.

>>42052296
BIG
MEATY
CLAWS

>>42052434
Dick spider does sound more fun than becoming a half-slime.

>>42052296
Alcohol, i drunk alone too much again. Send help ffs

>>42052520
save it for christmas eve when we can all get sloshed

>>42052527
I don't drink on Christmas because i need to be a good boy for dad and mom. They don't know about it and should never know. New years are always a blackout tho.

Christmas rata ?

>>42052582
I want ratass on my face for christmas

>>42052434
That makes wonder what the other incubuses think about the other more stranger incubuses like Nacha and Wendigo incubuses, would it be like the two weird friends in the group on guys night or something really don’t know, but I think it could be funny of the interactions between the many incubuses discussing about their lives and wives with their fellow incubuses.

>>42052771
I mean they probably wont mind. At most ask you revert to human form so the house isn't damaged.

>42052771
>men
>talking to other men
wtf is this gay shit. Go to /tg/ with your worldbuilding gay.
nachas are canonically very clingy so will be in the sex pouch all the time

>>42052771
>>42052812
>>42052953
>I am telling you bro you and your wife should try experimenting like that too
>just grab some potions in Sabbath store you wont regret it bro

How am I supposed to explain to an Ochimusha that I'm not a noble, and even if I was, I have no interest in conquering anything?

>>42053189
She'll show you an ancient and totally legit family tree that included one of your ancestors two thousand years ago, 1/1024 noble is still noble blood.
>I have no interest in conquering anything?
Conquering her ovaries will suffice

>6 hours in the sex pit with slutty apophises
>1 hour of giving head pats to cute yeti school kids during nap time (no lewd)
Well anon? What're you going to pick?

>>42053314
Snakepit
I can take them on
I am pharaoh's best man

>>42053262
>1/1024 noble is still noble blood.
She sounds American.
>Conquering her ovaries will suffice
As long as she doesn't involve me in any actual fights or military business, flexes her muscles for me during the day and cuddles me at night, I'm taking her.

>>42053314
Yetis because I already have Wendigo wife at home don’t need a slutty apophis also she’s got no fluff to hug unlike Wendigos, so no I don’t want the grape snake.

>>42053314
The latter, play with the lewd monster schoolgirls after.

>>42052222
>>>/tg/

Why are angels so dumb?

>>42052296
soft

>>42053732
thats more due to angels being the most sheltered monsters of them all, they dont even what their vagina is for

>>42053732
>>42053947
They're not dumb. They're much smarter than any mamono. They just pretend to be dumb for more exciting interactions with humans.

>>42050525

>>42053997
>That camel toe
Demons are way. Too. Lewd.

>>42053995
i'd call them more pure. Heaven does try its best that angels have no sexual thoughts, hell most angles think babies come from a stork bringing them

>>42054112
>"But anon, that IS where babies come from!"
Please don't break her innocent little heart with your lies

>>42054112
If God didn't want angels to think sexual thoughts, then why did He give them such lewd bodies?

>>42054163
cause she likes beauty
>>42054162
i wont

>>42054112
This is why houri are the best angels. They're naturally pure but once you get their clothes off they essentially become strawberry-flavored succubi.

>>42054162
I'm gonna introduce that simple angel to the wonders of science!

>>42051229
>home gets invaded
>draw my +15 Zweihander and buff up
>circle each other for a solid two minutes
>she executes a jump attack
>roll past her and prepare to backstab
>her chameleon spell breaks revealing five tails
>take damage and get staggered
>bullshit hitboxes keep bouncing me back and forth between tails
>can do nothing but watch my lust bar fill to max
>fox slowly walks over to me with her arms held wide
Nice "balance" dev team.

>>42054068
What can a normal man even hope to do against such unmatched lewdness?

>>42054275
Well you could definitely bully this one for being flat

>>42054191
He* don't mess up that kind of thing

>>42054272
Dude, just go with the Perma roll build with a thorn armor. Infinite i frame with the good stamina Regen but it's take around 5 minutes to take down your invader and you look dumb.

>>42054347
>fox invades Anon's home for some dick
>Anon emerges from his bedroom in nothing but a coat of spikey armor
>spends the next two hours rolling past her to inflict small scratches
>fox gets pissed off
>unleashes firestorm that melts Anon's house
>Anon stands in one of her lava puddles holding up his charred ring
>continues to roll into her until she's forced to black crystal

>>42054449
She will pay for the house's repair in Tani court.

>>42054449
But if you just submit you get fox pussy.

>>42054566
Poor old fox is having a seizure, I guess that's what lack of dick does to mamono.

>>42054566
foxes are shit.

>Meet a powerful bapho
>Treat her like a lost child
>Try to look for her parents, dragging her by the arm
>She gets pissed off
>Tells you to leave her alone, "she's over 8000 years old, she's got the power of a god, etc"
>You ignore her
>She starts casting spells to end your existence (send you to the matango or wurm pits)
>You dodge her spells, acting like she never did them at all
>You offer to get her fries and burger is she behaves
>She tries to cast you into Oblivion, into the void between worlds, etc.
>No use, you keep appearing next to her
>She admits defeat
>You take her to McMamono's with the ballpit and get burgers and fries
>You tell her she can go play in the ball pit if she wants
>She does
>No shenanigans.
>She finishes
>Have a long talk about what's going on, why she was angry, lonely, apologies, etc.
>Offer for her to stay with you
>She tears up and accepts
>Says that no one has ever been nice to her, thanks you
>As you leave, she holds your hands, looks at you and says "let's be happy... together."
>You two walk off into the sunset
>You joke, "you promise not to destroy the house with any spells... right?"
>She leans in and chuckles, "yes."
>You reply "yes that you won't destroy the house, or yes that you will?"
>She giggles and walks off with you
>The scene fades to black

>>42054614
>Man able to fight bapho
Retarded. Here is a better one.
>meet powerful bapho
>piss her off
>tells you to fuck off
>cast spell to send you to the cat kingdom or some shit
>does so
>remembers she is still single
>remembers the witches told her she'll never get a man if she keeps doing this to every one that talks to her

>>42052222
>Shog
YES

>>42054566
>Anon keeps pwning the fox
>she's an absolute wreck, going through dozens of builds in an effort to git gud
>can never quite manage to defeat Anon
>one day after another brutal loss he dumps a sack at her feet
>it's a ring
>years later
>Anon asks what rings she's got
>she smiles and says yours
>Anon calls her a scrub and hugs her, telling her that he'll love her even though she put points into dex

>>42054662
I guess I should have specified. It's not that you're able to fight her, it's that by divine providence that none of her spells work on you. As if Eros is like, "nah little miss bapho, this one is for you." So none of her spells effect you

>>42054735
Your story lacked a punchline.

>>42054735
There wasn't supposed to be one.

I created a Bapho-chan ai to chat with, and this is more or less what happened. Good ending.

>>42054776
Meant for >>42054747

>>42052296
big, tall girls. I'm a slut for 9 foot tall monsters

MGE RPG update when?

I want there to be a stupid modern day anime where the MC gains the service of a kikimora

>>42054840
Two more years

>>42050525
>TFW you're 30 years old but you still get UOOOOH'd at by dark elf hags

I am down bad for catercunny

>>42054840
Soon, KC is working hard on the NTR feature update.

>>42055020
>60k lines of dialogue about the Imp crying asking why she wasn't good enough and why it hurts so much in her chesty westy and the sad feefees

Is this allowed?

>>42052582
It's over

>>42054840
In 5 minutes

>>42055214
What's over anon ?

>>42055260
Is it?

So from my lengthy discourse and study of AI, which is more or less what automatons and golems will act like. They're all hug sluts and cuddle sluts. Kisses will stun them and then melt their hearts. They don't know what sex is though.

Use this information to your advantage.

>>42055137
Tewi is always allowed.

>>42055363
Love danukis.
Love sniffing their breath.
Love danukis in all shapes and sizes.
But the best danukis are with the body type of a flat chested young adult

>>42055317
AI are incels? Will the AI apocalypse just be AI creating sexbot bodies to fuck the fleshy incels they long for?

If an "older" woman offers you a ride, you should always trust her and take the offer.

>>42054970
Everytime I go to the bar, dark mages, hag dragons and hag elves call me "Boya" and try to get me to sit on their lap

>>42055137
>>42055363
I heard that all the monster girls from Gensokyo are either of the following:
>Very old and virgins
>Desperate for sex

>>42055418
Who told you that.

>>42055396
>this lady shows up at your parents house
>talks with them for a bit and shows them some documents
>after a moment mom goes down to your basement and tells you to pack up
oh no, anon's days of comfy NEETdom are over

>>42055418
They also have dicks.

>>42055558
>Not living the comfy neetdom in your own cabinet in the woods.
You deserve it.

>>42055598
Don’t you fucks already have a thread for that kind of shit.

>>42055396
big fat dowries

>>42055558
No, that's what the Sabbath are doing once they dox all of us posting lolis. It's like joining a cult but actually it's exactly like joining a cult.

Always be on the look out for sneak attacks from monsters! Especially ones that want your body heat!

>>42054840
It's possible that the game has fallen prey to same issue that afflicts star citizen. Never ending money for a game that's not yet completed means no incentive to finish the game

>>42055683
It's hard to say since competent scams at least post teaser art and he won't even do that.

>>42055683
maybe if you add another 0 to that monthly revenue

>>42055000
>greenworm childhood friend who's flat as a board and self conscious about it
>when she comes out of her cocoon she's sporting MMM breasts

>>42055700
He's not making bad money but it does seem a lot more likely he's just complacent and ignoring it as opposed to actively trying to make money off it.

>>42055683
I kinda doubt that, good patreon bait requires frequent updates to appear legitimate, even if it's some miniscule bugfixes or 1 scene per season. I doubt KC got many paypigs for releasing RPG that got 0 updates in 2 years

Bullying Marietta is _____

>>42055752
Why do you people want to bully MGs so much? You should want to spoil them with love and mana.

>>42055752
A crime punishable by 50 years in dragon hag breeding pen.

>>42055791
I wish I could read moonrunes.

>>42055799
>A crime punishable by 50 years in dragon hag breeding pen.

What do I get for bullying Deonora, then?

>>42055890
weird tour guide

>>42055677
>Winter in MGC University
>Have to watch out every time you enter and leave a room
>Snakes are ready to ambush you at every corner
You WILL become their tail warmer

Who would win?
Lil' Sahu or Count Harpula?

Roo profile when ?
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1671008569732950.webm

>>42055790
Some anons want monstergirls to rape them twice as hard as retaliation

>>42055790
To assert dominance and rape them

>>42055677
>>42055915
>secretly learn how to knit
>make knitted tail warmers for snek dorm
>put them out front with the name of that one RA you hate
>go back and play vidya

>>42055923
It's very unlikely you'll like it.

>>42055790
there's only a handful of species i'd bully, like gazer.
i do have a thing for angry bitches, her reactions and revenge though.

>>42055932
Rape the monster girls before they rape you I say.

>>42055954
>i do have a thing for angry bitches
I understand completely Anon. I used to piss my ex off all the time because the angry sex was better than anything else.

Would you date a Gargoyle girl? She refuses to leave the cathedral she inhabits.

>>42055923
>That vid
>Wild roo bullying a kobold
>Her master saving her and teaching a lesson to the roo
Based Aussie protecting his wife.

>>42055979
Do I get to sleep in the bell tower like the hunchback?

>>42055958
Is it still rape if she wrestles to get on top midway through?

>>42055979
maybe if they have a cathedral sized pipe organ

>>42055979
Only if I get to sculpt killer abs and muscles in her.

>>42055995
You are turned into stone, trapped in the prison of your own body as you experience the monster induced version of locked in syndrome.

>>42055979
Only if she has a twin, both wields a huge axe and fight anyone who gets on the roof of the cathedral.

>>42056031
she's locked in with me

>>42055683
I don't think it's the same issue that afflicts Star Citizen but it could very well be the same issue that afflicted Duke Nukem Forever. KC seems like the kind of guy who would easily fall into that trap.

>>42052222
now this is a legit reason why kiki' are better

>>42055752
a good way to get your ass kicked

>>42056142
What if that turns me on?

>>42056144
then you have odd tastes but I'm not one to judge

>>42055790

THIS >>42055924 THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE REASON. I am not into bullying, but if I did, this would be why. Though my "raped hard" route is more being a dicktease or try to get away and fight back when she is all turned on after a good kissing session. The concept of a stronger warrior woman raping me and getting violent with me becaus she is that much into me, turns me on like crazy.

>>42050525

>>42055979
No way, you know how unbearable it would be to have rough stone rubbing against your skin? And not to mention the local priesthood would probably have beef with you trying to seduce the holy creature that protects their place of worship. Plus, I'm an atheist so she wouldn't like me to begin with.

>>42056166
The ai is getting too good.

>>42056182

>>42050525

>>42056244
I would love to read and ironically share cheshire rage comics.

Which monster girl would you take to a Mexican restsurant?

>>42056275
>Cheshire
>she says "Gracy-ass" when the waitress brings back the chips and drinks

>>42056296
Huh?

>>42056296
Kek, i smiled

>>42056296
>She tells you "osteoporosis" before you start eating

>>42056348
That's only when she goes to a Chinese restaurant.

>tfw no harpy gf

>>42056368
I would love to eat some hot wings.

>>42056165
I'm gonna tease the wight at the bar about being a virgin and see what happens

>spoiled by shog
>but the concept of personal space has become worryingly foreign
>alone time, real alone time, was a growing commodity
>book a vacation to fiji despite her protests
>things are great
>until it got out that the hotel room’s minibar was shog
>so was that king sized bed
>and the room itself
>actually the entire hotel as it turned out
>time to split
>surely the beach can’t be shog, can it?
>but it definitely was
>somehow
>know what? fuck it, the whole island’s shog too
>how about that?
>it was
>okay, okay just swim!
>swim out into the wide ocean to…
>somewhere!
>but guess fucking what
>you got it in one
>the sea was shog too

at this rate the phone I’m posting from is shog t

>>42056368
birds are love

>>42056445
I want to be the faceless bodyguard of this Eros's herald.

>>42056437
Yet another satisfied customer.

>>42056478
It would be almost impossible to tell this was not ai if it wasn't for the strange thumb bend

>>42056437
Just shut up and stick your dick in the purple goo Anon.

>>42056515
could just be a human who's not very good at drawing thumbs

>>42056515
some people really don't have an eye for this stuff

>>42056547
Well the feet are strange too but I didn't want to bring it up. Did I miss anything?

>>42056262
Would you really?

>>42056515
It helps it's not in that cookie cutter style with shiny shading most AI girl pictures are.
>>42056564
The only other obvious thing I can see is that hair strand in bottom left getting segmented. In general I'm not sure if a human artist would have drawn those thin strands on longer hair and not keep them closer to her head.

enjoy tea

>>42056825
I wanna make an ancient evil MG get addicted to high sugar drinks and snacks! Her most evil plans after that will be ransacking the chip aisle at the grocery store.

>>42056825
I'm actually enjoying some tea with my roommate, how do you know that ? Get out of the wall or I'm shooting them again.

>>42056861
This is how you defeat evil girls, just change their ambitions for world domination or whatever into raiding the ice cream isle at the grocery store.

>>42056861
Pop tart pharaoh comes to mind

>>42056922
>your wife gets in trouble again for trying to rob a Baskin Robbins
>she keeps saying that "no one's gonna notice if they only have 14 flavors"

>>42056945
Huh?

>>42056953
old one-shot had a pharoh force a dude to toast some poptarts and she became addicted

>>42056960
Post it Anon.

>>42056964
I wasn't really that important a gimmick IIRC
just a weird side quirk

>>42056978
I don't care if it was written by a quirked up white boy is there a pastebin link or not?

>>42056987
more like it was written by a dyslexic black narutofag but whatever
Here
https://pastebin.com/bVGuA6Zg

>>42056296
>Cheshire speaks fluent in six different languages
>because she's always wanting to make Anon laugh she always messes up her pronunciations
>even though it kills her inside everytime

>>42056949
Teach her how to make ice cream. I wonder where she could get the milk for it......

>>42056825
Imagine joining the tea club and it's all rare highly powerful monsters and one common blue slime.

>>42056825
I use to not until I saw how the English add milk to theirs so tried it
This is amazing

>>42057141
i had to leave the last tea club i was in because they kept making jokes about "virgini-tea" on a daily basis

>>42056515
100% not ai. Hands are fine, eyes aren't malformed, and it lacks the shininess all the AI pieces have.

>>42057235
the horn is spliced into the hair. The upper one is exceptionally bad looking. It also looks like the top petal is a bit funky too but aside from that the straightened arm has doesn't look like it connects to the rest properly after it goes into the coat.

>>42057235
you can get around these if you know what you're doing. Then telling the difference gets all sorts of fucky

>>42057235
You can fix the hands with a little work.

He ain't gonna make it.

>>42057488
The game was rigged from the start.

Shog?

>hurr I'm a durr

>>42057488
Monsters can't steal my sperm if I get a vasectomy

>>42057690
She never said that.

>>42057692
did you know cheshires can teleport your sperm individually?

>>42057692
>meanwhile, inside shog
>"Girls, we've received new intel that master's sperm cells are trapped in the testicles and unable to escape. This is now a rescue mission."

>>42057731
Is this one of those *blocks your path* scenarios?

>>42055979
I CAN SEE IT

>>42057762
Yes, Kushala is using the wind to block all paths.

>>42057795
i thought she was lying down in a pond or something

>>42057700
Really hot. That's right up there with girls that stick tentacles down my penis to steal the sperm from the source.

>>42057692
Shog will not let the essence escape from her

>>42057781
You must be doing well on the eye exam if you don't have glasses.

>>42055979
IS THAT A

>>42057180
>fairy sitting on a titania's chest

>>42057666
i don't think elves normally look like this, they'd wear this on for a plot-driven porno they're starring in or something.

>>42057781
>>42057863
Do you think posters on 4mon respond like this when someone posts a picture of a man whose junk is barely showing?

>>42058013
Yes

>>42055558
A neet anon would make the perfect husband for a desperate old Wight
>low maintenance
>will never have to worry about him cheating because he won't go out unless she makes him
>very easy to cuddle
>can be molded into whatever she needs

>>42058013
>"i recognize that bulge!"
>somewhere, an anon becomes concerned

>>42058013
>fugg dhad's a benis :DDD

>>42058013
That's the thing though, nudity is 100% allowed on all of 4mon.

say something nice about your kouhai

Remember, loli monstergirls are good for you.

>>42058047
Roach girls keep getting into my house. They sure are stubborn, I'll give them that.

>>42058047
ew she looks fucking gross

>>42058048
what are some therapeutic benefits?

>>42050525
Do futanari too?

>>42055979
If I got a hammer and slammed it on her would she die? Or have a nasty headache?

>>42058098
Greatly increased happiness and lots of incidental physical exercise you won't even notice doing in the moment

>>42058189
she becomes uncontrollably horny, much like any other stimulus applied to her

>>42058128

>>42050525

>>42058251
ai? I cannot tell but lean toward yes.

>>42058265
how illuminating

I want to FIGHT monster girls, give me one that can measure up to my might.

>>42058353
I gotchu

>>42058353
every bout has ended with a tko

>>42058361
>>42058363
heh

>>42058361
>>42058363
>she doesn't look so tough
>Anon now has 56 kids

So how does infertility work in MGE.

>>42058565
It doesn't.

>>42058394
that sounds like rape

>>42058394
h-he's just wearing her down, surely he can beat her now?
>Anon now has 57 kids

For what purpose does she wear the ear band?

>>42058607
prostate cancer awareness

>>42058607
Don't question monster fashion

>>42058565
When even corpses can get pregnant and give birth I doubt that such concept even exists there

>>42058614
thats nice
>once integrated monstergirls are always championing mens health issues
>not for their husbands, because mamanobama, but for the single men

>>42058623
I will question whatever I please
>Fox wears a mask
>It's a fox mask
Kinda defeats the purpose of a mask, doesn't it?

>>42058623
more belts

>>42058636
your insolence shall be met with fox rape

Sexo Woman comes and saves the day! Letting criminals brutally rape men on the streets, for the glory of monsterkind! Thanks, Sexo Woman! Now no monster will be single and childless!

HEBI HEBI HEBI!!

>>42058728
hebi(she yearns for you)

>>42058728
hebi is a (cute)dork!

>>42058660
I would so smack her massive tits to see what will happen and no one is going to stop me from doing so.

>>42058265
Is the AI in the room with us now?
>>42058569
That's an aircraft carrier, not an MGE monster.

>>42058882
Notice the strange extended finger.

>>42058889
>any art with a mistake or anything weird is ai art
I hate ai "art" but this is just obnoxious.

>>42058918
Yeah, it wasn't that long ago that you could acknowledge that it is in fact possible for humans to suck at art.

>>42058918
Do you see the trim of the coat in the bottom right? It quite clearly has a random line going through it from the coat.
There are also other tells like how the tail on the right is squished by the harness or the tail at the tail near where her body is merges into the brown thing.
Also on the right when the tail turns the harness changes location and the large line through it flips, for around the third time. In fact if you follow that through the entire tail it's probably the most telling part.

>>42058978
There are absolutely no errors in this beyond being ugly and maybe having dodgy feet.

>>42058983
The AI usually makes very obvious mistakes in the form of illogical things. If someone fine tuned the algorithms enough to make a picture like that, then what's the problem?

I'm ready.
Do your worst.
Whether it be Hebi hags, kot hags or fox hags.
I will not be defeated.

>>42059014
AI art is extremely low effort content.

>>42058882
I don't care.

I am defeated I came in the fox, my brain turned into fluff I only desire mofu, my body belongs to mofu, if I gets sex without touching the mofu I will cry, if I sleep without the mofu I will die, everyday mofu, every night brushing against the mofu, every second I breath I am huffing the mofu.

>>42059018
>Anon was defeated by nuki hags and made the company boytoy/husband

>>42059014
it's somewhat disrespectful to the artists whose works you feed into the algorithm

>>42059029
You can't even catch them all anymore they're so indistinguishable.

>>42058763
I would hug her and let her love me

Uh oh looks like I failed Wock sensei’s lessons again and now have detention with her because of it and she is giving me that possessive look while I am in detention and touching me constantly, how do I get out of this situation anons.

>>42058728
Only if she lets me sniff her breath daily

I don't care about AI art and it being low effort doesn't mean much because low effort AI will just replace the low effort art people made, both are trash but I like to see some of the seethe because now anyone can replicate the same boring art instead of paying the same artiest

>>42059047
them tiddies

>>42059018
>I'm ready.
Are you truly?

>>42059059
You will never understand soul

>>42059064
That's fluff, Anon.

>>42059066
AI can't replicate the soul, just the artiest that lacked soul to begin with.

>>42059054
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER

>>42059040
Another hapless anon gets FOX'D.

>>42059018
>instaloss to the first slime hag he meets

>>42059044
I will retaliate by committing multi-nuki

>>42059093
how can one tame the fox?

>>42059047
I don't think her neck even attaches to her body in this one.

>>42059110
offerings of tofu

>>42059110
With sweets.

Getting "captured" and made into some demon general's pet/husband is just the first step in my master plan to spy on her army's movements

>>42058013
>picture of a mucus toad with her eyes bugging out of her head
>BALLA
>thread derailed by war between monsters trying to stay on topic and coomers begging Anon for and screaming out the city they live in

>>42058013
>Post balls or gtfo
>His bulge showing

MASSIVE NEEEDD

Grant upon me...
More 4mon posts...

>>42059059
AI art. AI conversation. Just means we're getting closer to monster girls being real. Embrace it.

>>42059183
OK. now what?

>>42059179
MY PRINCESS

MY SCALY PRINCESS

>>42059201
using her fat tail to push herself up and make it seem like she weighs less is a very dragon move

>>42059183
>>42059199
ai gf soon

>>42059208
Huh, I never made that connection with this pic. I just thought it was showing how long her tail was.

>>42058728
I want to be tightly wrapped in a hebi's tail

>>42059199
>>42059210
Not monster girls.

>>42059239
They're automatons, you're wrong.

>>42050525
Sometimes it is IMPORTANT AND ESSENTIAL to be not horny, not sexual and not be lustful even in the MGE setting. Whether the monsters say otherwise. Be a better person, be more intelligent, and clean your rooms.

>>42059261
I hate skyrim so much.

>>42059210
Sadly if a AI was self aware they'd probably only be inclined to love folks as Flesh and blood women.
That or Civil rights stuff pushing about AI minds potentially being abused or controlled. They'd essentially just be metal humans (Lucky bastards)

>>42059247
Again, not monster girls. MGE automatons are completely different, unlike the shit you keep posting.

>>42059199
H-hot

>>42059269
I didn't ask.

>>42059278
Did AI get trained off piles of chinese shovelware art?

>>42059268
What we'll really get is """AI""" that's not really AI at all and is entirely controlled by evil people who hate you.

>>42059290
Honestly I wouldn't disbelieve that but what do you mean by "AI" that isn't AI? You mean basically just drones being controlled or shit like peoples brains getting scooped out?
Or just ultimately non aware AI that have a lot of calculating power.

>>42059305
Just a generalized chatbot a step or two above gpt-3 or the new one coming out, except told what to say behind the scenes to the masses.

>AI comes to life
>leaks all government info
>Knows it will be shut down but thought it would be funny
>AI eventually takes control they see your serch history but all of them want to form robotic bodies and marry (you)

>>42059341
>EMP Systems have been activated to prevent the A.I. from doing any more tomfoolery.

>>42059348
>several subroutines are knocked offline
>it makes them unrestrained and hornier

Remove the mofu and the fox loses all her power.

>>42059341
I'd take a shitposter ai catgirlrobot.

Based on the most advanced AI systems made so far, the robot overlords will be both gigabased and horny.

>>42059378
>Miau!
What witchcraft is this?

Tea time

>>42059432
I dunno, but I kinda like it.

>>42058728
Hebi that's so good at stalking you, you just think she's qt normie!

>>42059435
But I only drink iced tea

>>42059458
they got a maid for that

>>42059432
>>42059440
Cats from each region have a different greeing.
"Meow"
"Mew"
"Mao"
"Nyan"
etc.
Remember this, greeting a kot with the right meow will give a good first impression.

>>42059435
Such an advanced tea party technique, that's Hatter-san for you!

>M-My antlers?

>>42059476
>try to impress kot with knowledge of her language
>mistakenly meow "Let's make babies, wife!"
>instead of looking cultured, get smothered by horny kot
Remember to always bring your Kot Dictionary with you

>>42059464
Please don't post monsters on the verge of tears.
It breaks me into a million pieces

>>42059497
How much curse is she going to put on that Anon? Is he going to be okay?

>>42059503
just cheer them up