/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Giving this thread a bump before going to sleep.

>>42032703
Cute and rare thread pic.
Maid outfits works on every species, even haughty pharaons and sandworms.

>>42032703
Ant Arachne is the queen of MGT

>>42032711
you just know

>>42032713
Maid outfit only works on sandworms if it's acid resistant, and you shouldn't be giving her clothes made out of asbestos.

I'm certain adding one of these characteristics to your ideal perfect monster wife will make her even more lovable:
>She can't or is barely able to speak human languages
>She can't control her urges to rape you to unconsciousness
>She's clueless about most of the world (is a wild monster, comes from a remote village, etc.)
>Her instincts cause her to do things without realizing it (snake coiling around you, succubus casting charm spells, etc.)
>She's afraid of silly things (bugs, ghosts, machines, loud noises, etc.)

>>42032713
>Maid outfits works on every species
100% true.
>even haughty pharaons
Not "even" - especially on haughty monsters.

>>42032809
>>She can't or is barely able to speak human languages
I meant can't speak when you initially meet her but she can learn, so you'll have to overcome the language barrier.
Also works if she can only speak Japanese or whatever other language you don't understand.

>>42032809
>prehistoric cave wight who has no concept of civilization, communicates in clicks and grunts, and thinks your cellphone is trying to steal her voice

foxes are watching you

>>42032943
Fuck The Foxes got into the Uranium again.

>>42032943
KIA niggers glow in the dark you can see them when you're plowing them at night

>>42032943
The Feds are sending their fox division to gangstalk me and make everyone think I'm crazy.

I would breed a busty nine tail kitsune. The kind that has a pet cat.

>meanwhile on /hebi/

>>42033074
I think the government is after me too
>hanging out with friend
>he asks if he can bring his new girlfriend along
>lame, but fine
>she's a real hippy
>always talking about her tree
>wears leaves and vines like it's a normal accessory
>constantly asking if I want to see her sister's garden
>has weird political views like it's totally fine to have sex with monsters
I'm starting to think she's a plant

>>42033250
>how long till husband stops trying to leave home to look at these homewrecking whores?
>I don't mind the exercise, but the radiator is all scratched from the handcuffs already

>>42033250
I'm going to post about being into light breathplay.

>>42033328
If you find yourself in such a situation, you should finish whatever you're saying and then find an excuse for why you cannot continue talking to them. Practice turning to the person next to you and saying "My goodness, is it 4:30? I'm supposed to be having a back sack and crack."

>>42032977
Thats it, no more limslop for me.

>The adventure of a human woman hunting down lilith's panacea to become powerfull enough to save her homeland from desiese/rot/super plauge

>>42033414
>The adventure of a man hunting down lilith's panacea so he can jack off to the world's sexiest bottle of syrup.

>>42033521
What happens if i jack off into liliths syrup?

How do you deal with smug evil monsters anons?

>>42032899
All good as long as she got thunder thighs.

>Molester kunoichi
>Appears when you least expect it, gropes, dissapears
>the only warning you get is the twang sound that happens when she's close

>>42033649
I heard anal is quite effective against them.

>>42033649
baked goods

>>42033221
A cat is a lame pet.
I expect powerful monsters to have great pets, such as a Pharaoh's magic snake.

>>42033777
>He thinks mere baked goods can defeat evil
Only the best of pies has a chance to have any sort of effect.

>>42033649
with a date or two while having fun with them and with true smiles

>>42033649
kissy kissy

>>42034000
It is a well known fact that smug evil monsters don't know how to react when you kiss them out of nowhere.

>>42033803
More stories of monster girls using adorable animals to entrap men into being theirs when, like for example Wendigo’s would either have some type of magical enhanced wolf/husky that would guide the man of their fancy to their caves similar to how Saint Bernards help people get out of the snow.

>>42034042
>Arachne sending a swarm of spiders to wrap you up and deliver you to her

>>42034288
not really adorable. Unless its an army of jumping spiders.

>>42033649
When my vampire wife starts going on the 'I'm gonna take over the world look at how powerful and cunning I am ahahaha' rant again I just slap her on the ass and kiss her, works every time.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!!

>>42034440
Im going to paint your tanuki wife's mouth with my cum so all you smell is my cum.

>>42033698
What a fool, she will only teach you to expect her. Just wear a paladin brand chastity belt, it will foil her plans.

>>42034439
>pregnant vampire starts giving a "behold my true form" speech
>she does this every time

>>42034468
I doubt it.

>distracting your danuki waif from her money making schemes by cuddling and kissing her
Rubbing her fuzzy ears and giving her headpats is effective too. Also be sure to steal a couple sniffs of her girl breath.

>It's very cold today, Господин. Please, let me warm you up

>>42034914
>Want to get comfy with a soft kiki
>The day is also exceptionally busy
Its an existential pain.

>>42034914
>tfw ywn be able to sleep in with your tall and meaty Kiki wife
>Mouth filled with her nipple and drinking some o f her milk

>>42032703

>>42034914
Not creating thicc kiki maids is the greatest sin god commited.

I'm back on oats and hot water. Please send kiki help as soon as possible.

>>42033649
Demand validation of my cooking skills,particually my lobster cooking.
Should she refuse shout an anicent sea
curse at her at the top of my lungs.

What if your mg was a programming language?

>>42035156
so wurm would be the simplest language of hem all

>>42035254
Or hardest

>>42035258
cause one line of code could do every function, it just needs the right context

>>42035254
>>42035258
Assembly or Logo

>>42035258
definitely the cutest

>>42035315
yes i can just see, the cute little wurm dancing on the screen as bits of the code

>>42035406
Doesn't look like she is enjoying this. Likely only doing it cause she was dared to. Lol

>>42035436
>>42035406
or shes racing to go give some kids some presents at last minute

>>42035406
Really cool pic Anon

>>42035156
I don't know anything about programming, but what attributes would a hellhound language have?

>>42033649
If she starts getting out of hand I just stop baking her favorite treats and stop kissing her every chance I get.

old manamo fear old faceless danuki

>>42035545
>faceless fat man and faceless Danuki scare everyone around them because they think that they're gonna steal their loved ones
>when in reality they're just an old couple in love with one another and are happy just holding hands and walking around town

https://i.imgur.com/jYhHf2b.png

I got COVID and I just wanna cuddle with a thicc MG and sleep.

>>42035577
i swear i'm gonna kill myself one day because I can't draw this good...

>>42035577
magnificent

>>42032703
>Remember Her!
Who is she? And what did she do to be put in a maid uniform?

>>42035604
They found out she wasn't an ant after all so they put her to work cleaning the hill until she can repay the hospitality of the ants.

Are they any girl who like MGE, by girl i mean real women, not tranny and shit.

>>42035642
leave the NEET alone, work is bad for her health

>>42035677
there used to be a girl writefag in these threads, she's now a profesional writer
the japanese fanbase has a pretty big number of girls drawing MGE

>>42035677
There are definitely female artists that draw them, IIRC there's one that's a married woman, but in general female MGE fans are not something you should care about.

>>42035677
Women aren't real, they don't exist. Anyone who says otherwise is lying to you.

>>42035677
you wont find any itt so what's the point of asking?

>>42035677
There is Maritan, who claims to be one

>>42035677
IF they exist you won't find them lurking here. You have to go where the women are to find them.

>>42035817
She keeps doing this every year just so she doesn't have to buy any presents

>>42035832
Raise her salary so she can afford presents, Anon!

>>42035817
>colored
oh ni-
>botched the heart pupils
Fucking wasted.

>>42035817
if this doesn't get her to take her hat off i don't know what will

>>42035843
Not done yet, the heart pupils will be there when finished.

>>42034914
How do I know this isn't a communist trick?

>>42035867
Commie would have you warm up by working at gulag.

>>42035890
puro sexo!

There needs to be more monster girls drawn in 80's style anime.

>>42035677
>Are there girls who like MGE?
Well, there are definitely girls who like KC pics. But I would never believe that any girl will ever accept the main idea of MGE. Encyclopedia is a straight, pure male-friendly porn tale, made by a man for men.

>>42035973
to be strong, beautiful, youthful and desired is pretty nice on the surface. when they find out they have to love too is the problem.

Will these two ever get along?

>>42036023
in bed they will

>>42035996
Even if they aren't a stereotypical modern 3dpd it still wouldn't really appeal to them that much. MGE is specifically targeted at guys.

>>42035970

>>42036023
Remember that mgq doujin where they were in high-school?

>>42035677
I've seen russian females cosplaying mge

>>42035577
Why did you make some sort of cheshire that consists of a few different girls traits?
And I've not seen a naked person long enough to remember but don't you think you added a lot between her ribs and hips?

>>42035677
Not mge but I rember when I was going to uni I saw a girl drawing Alma Elma from monmusu quest.

>>42033777
>>42033803
>fufufu...
>human, did you
>mmm
>did you really think that- mmm!
>these simple tarts could
>is that cherry?
>give it to me
>that these pastries could possibly win me over?
>a pathetic display
>now go make more so that I may further revel in your flattery

>>42036122
>I've seen russian females cosplaying mge
Disgusting.
t.Russian.

>>42036133
Looks like a Cheshire/Familiar hybrid to me.

*sloppy french kisses*

>>42036153
Don't you have some civilians you need to kill? Stop shitposting and actually do something like kill your pseudo dictator already.

MONKEY PAW
there is know wish, the kaukens are tring to break through the door
help

>>42036175
There is also the tail ring which I don't instantly recognize from anything. Except digimon
It's not bad just odd.

>>42036122
Whore trying to get some attention is not what I was thinking about
>>42035810
>>42035792
I know that none will be here, i just want to know how far away I'm from a normal human. MGE is now a big part of my everyday life and occupied most if not all of my daydreaming.

>>42036182
>hellhound catches you under the mistletoe
>your face now smells like spit for the next couple of days

>>42036186
>Don't you have some civilians you need to kill? Stop shitposting and actually do something like kill your pseudo dictator
Back to /pol/. Now.

>>42035890
How do we stop desperate OL monsters?

>>42036260
I can't believe I forgot about Doromes. Top 3 best huggers.

>>42036294
a young boy in her life, to tease her and have fun

What's good, faggots
just recently finished another chapter of my story
read it or I pay more hellhounds to continue burning down Sabbath daycares in a way that prevents them from collecting any insurance

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41728023/chapters/108900909

>>42036353
That makes me want to play War Thunder.

>>42036153
Well I didn't say it was good did I

>>42036366
same but for Hearts of Iron 4

>42036353
Fuck off

>>42036366
You poor fool

>>42036389
NO! Anon! That's an order trap!
if you play it you will get no bitches!

>>42036430
Do you think that my 927 hours in battlefield 4 helped more ?

>>42035970
I like to imagine that one day in the future, after the portals opened, all monster girls from 80s and 90s anime/vidya will be seen as precursors and pop icons.
You'd walk down the street and see people wearing shirts featuring Morrigan or those Yu-Yu Hakusho announcers.

>>42036430
>NO! Anon! That's an order trap!
>if you play it you will get no bitches!
As long as the bitches I am avoiding are human I do not care, at this point I have like 100 something hours of HOI4, 800 ish on Stellaris and 700 ish on CK2 unless the portals open, wizardom awaits me

>>42036353
Looks like /tg/shit, should i report it?

MGE themed grand strategy game. Playable armies are:
>Lescatie (before its fall)
>Zipangu
>Mist Continent
>Royal Makai
>Snow region
>Volcanic region
>Desert Kingdom (led by Pharaoh)
>Desert Empire (led by Apophis)
>Overpriced DLC adds: Wonderland, Dragonia and Lescatie (after its fall)

Come, rest on onee-san's lap.

>>42036563
could be a very interesting project, I once tried to world build a map of the order continent for a possible ttrpg game using as inspiration mostly medieval Europe and the scraps of info given by Kenkou Cross, the thing is if a project like that was undertaken, we would have to take a lot of creative liberties in order to make a complete setting

>>42036609
probably best not to, then

>>42036540
It's completely on topic so no.

>>42036186
Fuck off retard, don't bring your fake and gay war drama here.

>>42036353
>with some inspiration from Monster Girl Quest
I don't like the sound of this.

>>42032703

>>42036843
I love puffy vulva!

>>42036218
No further from normal than anyone else. If how much it preoccupies your time bothers you find a new obsession to take up a bit of that time. It doesn't harm anyone.

Humans need to be protected by Automatons, Living Armors, and their hybrids.

>>42036816
It's a murderfic up to and including the sabbath with teenage witches raping a senator because the guy was too afraid to make them children.
Props to him though, he's willing to post it and get himself out there.

reminder to never let a jabberwock get her claws on you

>>42036944
Can't get her claws in me if I never go near Wonderland.

>>42033649
shibari pronebone

>>42035817
>its getting color
you're a real one, drawfriend

I'm not okay with monsters manipulating human men into wanting sex with them, it doesn't sound ethical...

>>42036563
>Lescatie
is hilariously underpowered, you get diplomacy bonuses with monster kingdoms but suffer internal strife debuffs for ever trading with monster kingdoms
>Zipangu
Strategy is the same every game build tall staying on zipangu until you have a big enough army and go full ryu manifest destiny and steamroll the map with op armies and agents
>Mist continent
The joy of doing nothing but waiting for the other factions to show up so you can trade ships and use those and the ungodly amount of monkeys you have to return whole world to monkey
>Royal Makai
Shouldn’t even be playable, overpowered lilim agents, overpowered armies, overpowered economy, diplomacy bonuses with every faction, issue is the faction is small, it’s like the senate from Rome 1
>Snow region and volcanic region
Unfinished faction might as well be npc factions clearly thrown in minute cause developers had to have more than 5 factions at launch
>Desert kingdom
Actual fun faction. Starting region is poor but potential to become the richest region from trade alone, cool events like a rival pharaoh waking from her tomb or what kind of monument to build to get a bonus, things that keep you on your toes so you’re not just hitting the fast forward button the whole time
>Desert empire
Another fun faction. Even worse start than the normal desert kingdom but to experience the joy of clawing your way to the top through intrigue, cloak and dagger strategies. Graping pharaoh after pharaoh making them vassals as the rest of the pharaohs panic wondering who’s doing this

>>42036843
All girls should wear panties like the one on the right, especially little girls.

>>42036609
With MGE it's best to go ahead and be as creative as you want about a particular thing. Be it a city, country or even dimension like Wonderland.
If you enjoy the idea of monster armies have silly wars then why not have a region shared by multiple countries of battle-happy monsters who all fight over the smallest thing?
>Bapho dictator receives a letter from a neighboring country's children
>The letter calls her "a flattie meanie"
>War is declared shortly after
>It lasts a full year with a total of 0 casualties, 2 injured, 20000 conscripted men and 19999 rapes

What happens when mg gets too old?

>>42037038
she becomes a delicious gilf

>>42036944
Why?

>>42037038
They go to the retirement home where they'll be safe and have guaranteed good health.

>>42037083
>Retirement home
>Safe
You do know they don’t even last a week there

>>42037038
Depends on the monster girl.
I imagine that undeads go through cycles of acing like it's still 500 years ago and trying to be super hip with the kids.

>>42033339
>Yan monstergirls have private forums where they share tips on stalking their crush and keeping him restrained
Sounds scary

>>42037135
Imagine going on /hebi/ just to make fun of dumb snakes, only to see a thread with a picture of you and a greentext about how OP can't stop thinking about you ever since you smiled at her in the grocery store 3 months ago.

>>42037135
You should see the groomer forums.

Cruelest mg

>>42037154
>Monster girl groomer forums
>Filled with foxes asking for and giving tips on ways to keep your tail fluffy and soft

How do you think a date with Marietta would be like?

>>42037147
hope she doesn't go to /human/ and doesn't see the threads of my shrine that I made for her - my one true fated lover

We need more 4mon greentexts, seems like a great source of creativity.
Be sure to gaslight mamonons on /hag/

>>42035890
What happens next?

Since I can't decide on a next girl, I come to you again.

>>42037345
gnome

>>42037185
I would try any dragon

>>42037345
Lesser succubus just trying her best.

>>42037083
Retirement home is a bad wording of it, it's more of a retirement community instead. Just go to the main building and look at the help wanted board, and you can find any MG who wants a young man to help them clean their pool or fix their pipes.

>>42037345
DOROME

>>42037345
this >>42037375
Make an extra fluffy lesser succubus pls

>>42037185
It'd be hard looking at here eyes with the way she's dressed.
She also seems like the type who'd jump straight to sex if you made her horny at any point during the date.

>>42037368
Even the wurm bartender?

>>42037413
Especially the Wurm bartender. She's a good girl who makes the best drinks even if she doesn't know what they're all called.

>4mon /zp/
>a thread about moving to zipangu
>one autistic nerdhound gets egged into posting her pic in a kimono
>dubbed "Kayla-sama" becomes a hero of a copypasta
>fast forward 15 years
>image appears on the interwebs
>it's now fit and bombshell figure having Kayla-sama in kimono, somewhere in zipangu
>next to her is her handsome zipanguese husbando
>meanwhile hags who made fun out of her are still single and dreaming of leaving to Zipangu to live out their favourite manga

Dies she prefer hot drinks or cold drinks?

just an ordinary 3m tall schoolgirl

>>42037309
Personally I like to troll the big, tall girls megathread on /hag/. Just call some dragon a femcel or make fun of them for always hitting their heads on doorframes. Good thing I don't live near tallsborough, so I don't have to worry about any of them finding where I live!

>>42037524
I want to pet her ears and tug on her twin tails

>>42037375
>>42037394
Another girl you don't see often.
>>42037479
Nobody expected they'd hear about Kayla-sama again after the hoax that she ended up in an undead realm.

>>42037543
Ok

>>42037135
>pinned thread is a contest to see who can hogtie their man the fastest
>pre-married and post-married categories

>>42037154
>Anon joins a discord server hoping to get a kitten
>gets groomed by the monsters there instead
A tale as old as time

>>42037345
Anubis in an XCOM (XMON?) sweater

>>42037345
How do you feel about bees?

>>42037345
Mayor zombie clinging to her bodyguard again

>>42037562
>Anon joins a discord server hoping to get a kitten
>gets groomed by the monsters there instead
One more foolish man fell into the "Free kitten" trap. If only he knew the only pussy he'd be getting are old bad tempered werecats.

>>42037147
>Next post in the thread is a blurry picture of you walking back home after work.
>Hebi is bragging about knowing your daily routine
>Take the bait and say she has it all wrong
>She posts another picture of you, this time much less blurry, of hunched over your computer
>You're wearing that same shirt, right now!
>Hear a loud 'thump' on your front door moments later.
Shit.....

>>42037625
>Anon immediately gets a message from a young impressionable maiden
>she wants to meet up after only an hour of chatting
>gives Anon an address
>Anon arrives at the seedy motel and bursts into the room
>ancient hagon slams the door shut behind him
>Anon asks where the werecat he spoke to was
>dragon tells him that it was an old picture and to take his pants off

>>42037601
nta but i hate em

>>42037345
Little Wendi off to her first day at school

>>42037601
I hear they're pretty hip

>>42037345
Haku with jubjub flu

>>42037543
Kayla-sama made it bros, and so will we all.

>>42037590
preparing for the Grays I see

>>42037601
sickened, but curious

>>42037524
>3m
FINALLY, someone I can look up to.

Damn slutty brats

>>42037345
Phantom

>>42037601
I am deeply traumatised

is Letty Whiterock a touhou version of an Ice Queen?

>>42037790
She's literally yuki-onna.

>>42037345
Spacer Pharaoh!

>>42037810
I thought she's a snow/ice seasonal youkai of unspecified species.

>>42037601
Not my favorite as In I would never fug a bee but I can appreciate them.

>>42037737
All girls should be at LEAST 3m tall

>>42037648
>Dragon garners a following online by flaunting her wealth on Montok
>Says she's giving out $100000 worth of it to a random follower
>All you have to do is DM her your name, age and address
Is it still a valid giveaway if she kidnaps and marries the winner?

>>42037739
Bombergirl is an example of what would happen to any IP that gets purchased by a Tanuki.

>>42037883
>Anon is the "big winner" for the Montok dragon giveaway
>the next time anyone sees him, he's shackled to the dragon's bed
>she's doing a goofy dance in front of her ring light
>Anon screams into his gag when he sees her edit "Day 1 of the 60 day fuck challenge" into the video

>>42037876
shog can be any size you want

>>42037908
Do we prefer scale butt or lamiass?

>>42037912
Fairy-size Shog tries her best!

>>42038062
why not both? scale butt normaly, but when she bends over and presents the buttocks - the lamiass comes out

>>42038062
lamia butt always looks dumb

>>42032703

>>42038073
Mini-Shog gets between your keyboard keys.

>>42037908
the centaur version of this kind of ruined it for me

>"unban human/mg relationships and allow migration or we attac"
>oh, ah, we’d love to, but you see you can’t come we have kakuen pox
>"may we see it?"
>n-no
>"we’re coming to help"
>no, no we can’t break our quarantine
>"you’ll end it soon so we can come help, right?"
>please understand, look forward to it, [laughs]
>naruto run out of the room before she can reply

such is life as an envoy for an mg unfriendly country pretending to be friendly

>>42037524
those transfer students are so wacky

>>42038103
They should send the undead, they're not gonna get sick.

>>42037908
It's a trap. You think she's harmless because her eyes are covered and her arms are restrained, but her tail can sense vibrations and is stronger than your entire body.

>>42038131
mg are pretty resistant to everything but sexy illness like jubjub flu

>>42038137
it'd be interesting to see ms manticore sticking out of a wall, or maybe even just her tail

>>42038110

>>42038150
BOOBHAT

protects from sun AND rain

>>42038098
Huh?

>>42038180
imagine a horse ass sticking out of a wall.
do you desire it or not?

>>42037601
I hate them. Only the queen can have kids, and if you marry a worker you'll never be able to have kids. This is bullshit because giant ants can transform workers into queens with enough sex. Fix this problem and I would consider them.

>>42037413
>jump straight to sex if you made her horny at any point during the date.

Like take you right there and ther in public, or drag you somewhere more private?

>>42032703

>>42038224
>when she sees you standing alone in a corner during a party

>>42038062
Lamia should not have asses

>>42038260
oh yeah? how would they sit in your lap then?
checkmate atheists

>>42038268
Coil up on your lap like a plate of fresh pasta!

>>42038218
You're getting dragged to the nearest Dragonia love hotel for a deluxe 24 hours stay with food and accessories included.

>>42038244
If I'm alone in a corner this means that i just want to drink and forget or I'm in the process of forget and make everyone hate me by doing something really stupid. Like speaking about why mamonos are the best to my lefties friend, why they're a bunch of hypocrite mouth breathers, boy and girls alike for shilling libertinage and fall asleep head first in the pie they made while doing nazy salutes. I miss them and no bogeys can bring them back.

>>42038268
i was informed that this was how you're supposed to talk to lamia

>>42038312
Is this zanruko?

>>42037185
She'd be all like "stay back human I'll only hurt you" but she melts if you just ignore her and go for the hug.

>>42038224
I feel like she would be patronizing to me. Also I don't know how people end up standing in a corner at parties when they're sociable enough to have friends that invite them to parties.
t. not invited to parties

>>42038386
You do that when you need to discretely drink more alcohol or when you're invited out of pity with no one wanting to stay around you

>>42038188
Yes, horse pussy looks good.

>>42038417
>invited out of pity with no one wanting to stay around you
That's even worse and makes an attractive monster girl chatting you up an even more awkward situation.

>>42038330
What if I tell her that her tail is beautiful?

Remember anons the color red doesn’t get Holstaurs and Minotaurs going it’s your fast movements that does, so be very slow moving when dealing with one.

>>42038597
So the playing dead trick applies to cows, not bears.

>>42038466
You want a pity wife too? Shameless.

>>42038445
Very good, more anons should submit to hors

>>42032703

>>42038685

>>42038610
You fool, that will just make them worried about you and draw more cows in!

>>42038611
That's just insulting. I'd rather remain a virgin than get a pity fuck, and a pity wife would make me spiral deeper into self-loathing.

>>42038699
>>42038685
go away

>>42038685
Dark Elf needs more art.

>>42038733

Dark Elves are great party members, but their attire is kind of...

>>42038704
Okay, not dead, just taking a nap.

>>42038711
You see pity, I see a predator that has just found an easy "prey".

>>42038417
With monsters you were probably invited as a "dessert".

>>42038804
Double fool! That will just invite cows to nap with you!

>>42038843
I wish I could have a yuki-onna childhood friend

>>42038854
Then I can slip away when they're napping!

>>42038820
Wights.

>>42038720
Please respect the efforts of an aspiring prompt engineer.

>>42038781
Anon, you're being rude. That's just their culture. Go apologize and maybe give one of them a massage to say you're sorry.

>>42038870
Quote from a man shortly before he became covered in cows.

If monsters are so strong, how come one hasn't protected me from this flu I've caught?

>>42038885
I have literally sold AI art the same way how human artists sell art. People may cry about it, but it really is the future, even if today human art is still superior.

>>42038966
Becuase they aren't here to protect you, in universe also because weakened men are cute to take care of and protect so there is likely a Hellhound, Dragon, Kikimora, Shoggoth or Jinko somewhere waiting to pounce on you for your own good.

>>42038806
i do love weirdo angels, they are better than boring vanilla angels

>>42038948
>Go apologize and maybe give one of them a massage to say you're sorry.
I guess it would remind them of the submissive men from their homeland.

>>42038999
?

>>42038699
I have read about this custom of the dark elves, this is the greeting/mating dance isn't it, an elf who meets a human male raises her hindquarters into the air to entice the human male into inseminating her elven eggs.

Wolfs

>>42039319
This seems like a good person to spank.

>>42039319

>>42039319
When will taillets ever learn?

>>42038980
>Becuase they aren't here to protect you
Sounds like weakness to me. I'll have to remind them of it after the portal with 4mon shitposts

>>42039358
Fuck you foxes. Wolves make up for it with speed and skill

>>42039392
Holo is a wolf, not a fox, not being a fox is not an excuse for being a taillet.

>>42039258
this is peak mamono form

>>42039319
The pussy patrol has arrive

Who's your favorite non-MGE monster girl that isn't from Darkstalkers, MGQ, EMG, Helltaker, Skullgirls, Touhou, Shantae, Fire Emblem, Splatoon, Resident Evil, Kid Icarus, Zelda, Genshin, League of Legends, a fox girl, a cat girl, or a v-tuber?

>>42039285
I like this girl

>>42039456
chow from violated hero

>>42039258
Dark elves are not as lewd as regular elves!

>>42039456
Liru, discovered her on from that Zone flash game on Newgrounds been in love with monsterous women ever since before I knew what a monster girl was.

Post your best jabberwock pics please!

>>42039456
Of the top of my head, I guess I'd pick my first monster waifu. Mizore Shirayuki from Rosario + Vampire.

>>42039601
best girl

>>42039432
I want the tall one with lots of scars or the pink haired one that looks yan as shit.

>>42039618

>>42039601
>>42039672
I want to steal that candy

>>42039258
>Royal Human bloodline tainted with sexy Dark Elf lineage
They can't keep getting away with it!

>>42039692
its the opposite anon, her dark elf bloodline is tainted by human
instead of dominatrix daughters, she will have humble and nerdy daughters instead

>>42039456
Mutio from Blue Sub 6.

>>42037912
Walk softly, and carry a big shog

>>42039750
Wasn’t there a story where the daughter of a dark elf acted just like that and was disappointed in her daughter’s behavior and wanted her to be a dominatrix like her when she grew up instead of what she is now.

>>42038673
I want to ride on hors without a saddle

Captcha:

I want to propogate bloodlines of sexy pears by marrying a harem of thick lolis and knocking them up after they've grown up.

>>42040002
Sweaty jungle cat

I want to be one with shog

>>42039996
why is she sad

>>42040013
Enjoy your unfolded laundry

Did anyone manage to archive or backup ParkedBuggy's Amazon thing? Very much doubt it, but asking for a friend.

>>42040054
mega archive in OP

I'm noticing a weird trend with the girls I like. I want to be hunted by a hellhound but I'm terrified of being chased. I like hebis but the idea of being stalked creeps me out. And my favorite undead girl is the banshee but I get really uncomfortable when I'm in the same room as someone who's actually crying.

>>42040002
>free coffee
My weakness. Guess I'm moving to the desert.

>>42040002
>Being stuck in a winter cabin with a tall, borderline mute girl you have to cuddle with to stay warm
What is the downside?

You wouldn't fall for such an easy trick, right anon?

>>42040108
>What is the downside?
She doesn't lay eggs

>>42040098
You want to be loved unconditionally and taken care off without the downsides that come with someone being dedicated enough to make it happen.

>>42040110
course not

>>42040098
I guess it's the same thing that caused me to end up with BPD women thrice in a row.

I mean, uh, look at the cute dragon, isn't she cute?

>>42040098
>I like hebis but the idea of being stalked creeps me out
but that's their whole shtick. I for one would be flattered if some hebi was stalking me out of anyone else

>>42040110
Can I pay her for the mofu?

>>42039456

Saying 'humbug!' to a Krampus!

>>42040144
it will cost you 5 daughters with her

>>42040137
>BPD women thrice in a row.
fucking tell me about it, swear to god never meet a girl online you'll hate your life

>>42040002
>implying I could be trusted drunk with an assault rifle
I’ll stick with the daily breakfast from my harpy gf

>>42040110
I would if the trap were lickable abs.

Alright I think I’m finished with this drawing, that I got the colors I wanted for the girls and also gave my dog blue eyes since he has those and felt it was little off without them there.

>>42040139
I'd fall for the first girl to show genuine interest and intimacy in me, ngl
I'm lonely

>>42040002
>>42039432
>>42039319
>None of them wear protections for shrapnel and such
Why ? Do they like getting hurt ?

>>42038103
This implies she wouldn't just pull you into her lap before negotiations begin. Classic intimidation tactics.

>>42040286
This is hands down one of the worst things I've seen all year.

>>42040286
based Purple Wendigoanon

>>42040309
Are hellhounds or yetis the better huggable space heaters?

>>42040340
Depends on whether you prefer heaters or blankets.

>>42040340
I think hellhounds but that's just because I'd love the "fight" over who's taking the lead during the hug

>>42038330
>>42037185

Marietta utterly crush you in fighting tournament. You begin to cry. Dragons in bleachers begin to boo her in mass, despite the fact she won. She flies away. You win by default. One more reason for Marietta to dislike humans.

>>42040340
Bogey

>>42040436
>come back next year after determined training to become op as fuck to beat her
>wipe the floor with her
>she takes it as yet more bullying and leaves dejected again

>>42040486
Damn it I would be nice to her!

There are two kinds of cow

>>42040508
vanilla and chocolate? what about strawberry cow?

Most embarrassing monster you would probably lose to. Go.

Hard mode: Not one you would lose to on purpose.

>>42040508
I will milk both types

>>42040518
Grizzly

>>42040508
I want left to start lifting weights - try and fail to act like the right because I said I like chocolate milk more!

>>42040518

Prolly a wisp. It's embarrassing just how much "obsessive" I'm willing to put up with in exchange for attention.

>>42040518
i strongly doubt i'm making it out of the starter town unmarried

>>42035577
Praise the sabbath

>>42036540
>tfw /tg/ doesn't even have the /tg/shit threads anymore

Rest in pepperoni

>>42040518
>when the arrives to the guys house and its filled with devilbugs

sweatersnek

All toads are princesses

>>42040753
I want to kiss her belly

>>42040753
stylishsnek

>>42040676
Loli hellhounds are asking for manhandling

>>42036563
I could see old Lescatie portrayed in a few ways when it comes to a gsg.

>Byzantines in EU4
>You're a tiny minor faction who's designed to be gobbled up by faction that's been gobbling you up for the last few centuries
>Or maybe you're a seething Taiwan-style remnant off the coast of Fallen Lescatie
>You've already lost, but the community will love playing this faction and find ways to cheese its inevitable and canon defeat

>Literally Bretonnia
>The world's moving away from castles and chivalry, but you tore up the memo
>Start the game hamstrung with high corruption and low chivalry though
>Peasant economy

>West Rome in Attila: Total War
>You're a powerful empire on paper, but then you draw back to curtains to see a decaying mass picked apart by vultures
>Have fun

>>42040846
If she's already got a core like that I can't wait to see that hellhound when she's older.

>>42040846
the gym sabbath is something else

>>42040150
Royal centaurs are very cute, Tisalia was A+ just like Cerea

>>42039601
I always liked the succubus

>>42040764
Go kiss one!

deds

>>42040867
which monster ladies you going to sit next to in the sauna?

>>42040937
literally me

>>42040941
Remember to break sauna etiquette by not being naked

>>42040486
>Beat up your foe like you are supposed to do in a fighting tournament, "Marietta bad, you are so mean"
>Not put up a fight so you don't get booed for hitting men, "Marietta bad, that was disappointing"
>Put up a moderate fight and win. "How dare you Marietta?! You are just dragging it out so you can keep hitting men when you could end it quickly"
>Put up a moderate fight and lose. "That was so despicable Marietta! You even let yourself get defeated just so you can have your time hitting men."

>>42040937
...I kinda want to get a wight on my bowling team.

>>42040937
>oh my god like totes deads!~

>>42040952
>grab a towel before you enter
>ittan momen grins smugly as her plan comes to fruition

>>42040941
Surrounded by a party of little brown adventurer girls who don't know what they're causing by sitting so close

>>42040867
>entire sabbath of girls wearing those japanese gym uniforms
Damn sabbath cheaters, how is a man supposed to resist.

If we have horny jail, do monster girls have unhorny jail?

>>42041007
>Grope the breasts of a human woman
>SLAP
>"How dare you?!" (well, in earlier times, now you get metooed)
>Do NOT grope the breats of a monster girl you just met or in the first date
>SLAP
>"How dare you?!"

>>42040959
Why does she look like crying?

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that even if she doesn't seem like it, golems do like nice things.
Something as simple as embedding some nice gems in her for decoration or even getting engravings done will go a long way to boost her mood!

>>42040994
they better be careful, they can't go on adventures if they're pregnant

>>42041045
you're thinking of those useless human women. monsters are good to go pregnant or otherwise

>>42041007
They can't put me in jail for having no libido. Men have rights!

>>42041195
>They can't put me in jail for having no libido.
That's right, they are gonna put you in a hospital instead.

>>42041200
well at least there are cute nurses in a hospital

>>42041200
I'm perfectly healthy though

>>42040340
Yetis

fuck, i'd have sex with litterly any monster with in if they can do some of my coding homework

>>42036563
Total War: Monstergirl Encyclopedia

>beating a sophisticated enemy army of varying different specialized units with a 19 Hellhound doomstack or 19 Arch Succubus doomstack
>or alternatively if you're playing an Order campaign; 19 Inquisitor doomstack or 19 War Priest doomstack OR 19 Lady Knight (Saber Clone) doomstack

Also imagine the diplomacy lines of Legendary Lords of both demon realms and the Order.

I want a titania, it's not fair that I got pounced and fucked by a werecat, they're so icky and pervy. I want to delete and start a new save file so I can dodge every monster until I come across a titania!

>>42037910
>tfw mamono gf takes a video everyday of her riding you to the beat of some montok meme song for two months straight
>tfw you get uncontrollable boners upon hearing any of those songs afterwards

>>42041264
sheep shearing is a mans romance

look a cat

>>42041357
i will not fall for this cat's memes

I don't want to go to work

>>42041364

>>42041364
What if she gives you a present box, heavily implies it's a PS5, but the box in fact contains a portal to her ass?

>>42041357
I will ignore this cat

>>42041376
Cheshire ass portals are old and stale, she needs to mix it up if she wants Anon's attention

>>42041374
>>42041376
this cat must be stopped, how can a guy defeat such power?

>>42041387
You cannot.
Submit.
Submit to the cat.

>>42041376
>Anon opens the box
>it's actually a PS5
>goes home to play it
>no menu screen, instantly boots up a game where you play as a cheshire ass with a gun clenched between the cheeks