/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42007795
good morning sir

>>42007795
is this fucking 2009
you can get ai to draw that better

>>42015879
Not really. You can't get it to draw the exact position, it couldn't figure out you want mistletoe around the tail or get the tail to make the heart shape. The AI understands very basic concepts and struggles with anything other than generic human girl unless you fancy playing the lottery to get a result that comes remotely half way close to the idea you have in mind.

The art may be amaturish but it has more precision and soul than an algorithm ever will, fuck off you shill.

>>42015879
You bumped the thread off page 10, so you clearly liked it and think it's an OP-worthy picture.

>>42017030
well yea its a pretty nice looking ass and i like the ribbon aesthetic, but that doesnt change the deviant art face

What would you build with a gremlin waifu?

are we migrating to this thread now that the other one is dead?

>>42007795
RIDE THE TIGER
You can see her stripes but you know she's clean
Don't you see what I mean

>>42024029
Seems sensible.

>>42024029
You already bumped it and jannies are lazy, so whatever.
>>42024000
That's fair, I wouldn't reject a tallflat either.

>Osu! It's time to help bring back stop-motion animation! You will now go with me to see Del Taco's Pinocchio!
Enthusiastic art fairy who wants to share a bucket of popcorn with you, a threat or a chance?

>>42007795
Did some more tiny fixes on my wendigo drawing, that I added fluffy ears to the Wendigo girls, gave the daughters different hair styles so they stand out more and fixed my dog’s eyes with also a few other minor changes that I noticed needed to be fixed.

>>42024118
Well that's better.

>>42024118
I approve of the hime cut wendigo.

>>42024040
Odd monster girl friendships are very cute.
>Demon and Sea Bishop
>Mindflayer and Jubjub
>Jinko and Automaton
>Bapho and Holst

Man, someone wants attention
but aside from that, look at this demon

>>42024249
I love it when a monster's height is 60% or more legs.
Need a Kejourou with this body type.

Big Titty Wendigos

>>42024114
Claymation with fairy sized golems. What do you mean I could just do live action with them? Shut up it's art!

>>42024326
You can do some cool special effects that way.

>>42024326
>>42024593
The man who would be Ray Harruhausen

>>42024593
>>42024731
And it'd be better than the cgi bullshit pixar/disney is pumping out nowadays. I can't stand their movies anymore. I hate the new style.

>>42024305
>New sitcom quickly becomes MGC's most viewed show
>It's about a massive big titty wendigo trying to blend in with the rest of the village
>Wendigo-watching became a trending hobby along with the show's rising popularity

>>42024769
I remember when Don Bluth was going to bring back 2-D animation. That was 6 years ago...

Is it true the more evil a monster is the more weak to anal she is?

>>42024837
Well I suppose so

>>42024837
Yup, it's even more true with "evil" kots. They insta lose.

>>42024794
Sounds like a monster version of Where's Waldo/Wally. Where's Wendy? It's an activity book where you try to find the oppai wendigo in various places. First book is Winterstown with all the well known residents like Ms. Whitehorn with her gun and serial hugger yeti all stalking Anon as he looks for Christmas presents. Second book is Wendy's trip to MGC where the Lilim family reunion fair is happening. A bunch of white haired girls with horns, Wendy fits right in! Third book is the beach episode. Wedy took her coat off and is using it as a towel to lay on. Can you find her amongst all the busty beach monsters? Fourth book has Wendy get kidnapped by the Sabbath, and she's temporarily a loli. Good news is that she still has her big boobs, so just look for those.

>>42007795

If I want it to snow more then do I fuck the Ice Queen, or refuse to fuck her?

>>42025071
>tfw ywn enter a hag ice queens castle while wearing nothing but your undies and a big stick

>>42025082

> Bestiality
I like where this is going...

>>42025249
remember to call a ryu a water wurm, they love it

>>42025227
>only one lioness instead of a whole pride of them
she doesn't know what she's getting into, I'm not stopping until I'm satisfied

>>42025082
Yjk

>>42025116
The mofu queen will be pleased

>>42025386
a foxy old ice queen, cut off from the world at large, meeting the passionate young man known as Anon. Wishing to make that ice melt and cause the youthful flames of passion to burn brightly within the old and cold fox.

>>42025423
but he forgot the tofu

Posting it one last time if someone missed it last thread.
https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKglzLBVpyp

>>42025435
the two lovers are in the afterglow of their wild and frankly animalistic first time, And anonknew he forgot something
He ran off in the nude towards the nearest tofu shop
When the queen awoke, she thought the night before was all a dream
That it was just a wet dream and Anon never existed
The night of passion was but an illusion
Until she saw the door open and Anon walked in with fried tofu

>>42025071
Ice Queen is fucked:
>Gentle snow is falling, the temperature is just above freezing and you feel comfy with the proper winter clothing
Ice Queen remains single:
>Fast falling hail, bitter cold that bites to the bones, violent chilling winds, only way to survive is to pair up with a monster girl

>>42007795
The chubby hebi noticed that you staring at her

>>42025731
yeah, im going to make sure shes my wife, also her cousin is a holst

>>42007795
Race queen elves.

>>42025458
The one thing we have deduced from this poll is that there are no manlets who prefer submissive monster girls. Proving the point of that one anon in the last thread.

>>42025731
>No straight bangs
This hebi has no power over me.

>>42025778

I don't think that's legal, Anon.

>>42025802
What is that glow in the dark hebi gonna do? Throw me into the snake pit?

Damn those vampires and their mind tricks!

>>42025802
>your monogamy license has been revoked
What's the reason, agent Hebi?

>>42025802
>>42025877

Just submit to her and her partner.

They seem really confident of how to proceed.

Be careful anon. If you unwrap her she might just pull you in with her.

>>42025731
>SHe cant believe that anon likes her instead of skinny sisters
>It must be a joke
>But anons eyes are filled with passion and love for only her
>all her sisters are so damn jealous of her that they make parsee look like a saint

>>42026010
cute as hell, and made me laugh

>>42025731
She's free to stare back, cause I'm not stopping.

>>42024911
>Serial hugger yeti in a Santa costume stalking anon
>She’s trying to devise malicious ways to trap anon in a hug, but Winterstown kids won’t stop asking Santa for presents
>Their parents know it’s the serial hugger and they’re trying to pull their kids away
>Papa Wendi was last seen exiting Winterstown Mall with 4 Wendi daughters scooped up in his arms

>>42025945
Is this what happens to your guardian angel after years of her witnessing all the messed up stuff you jerked off to?

All you anons think about sexing monster girls here I'm thinking, "Man. You look pretty tough!"

What would a hebi do if she found out I was into face sitting?

>>42026010
I want a Hebi wife that learns of my strongTHICK preferences and starts working out/dieting to get that way.

Need a plain faced, plain bodied country bumpkin monster

>>42026106
who asked? why did you come to the monstergirl thread and post about something that's not monstergirls?

>>42026146
Just R&I him.

>>42026108
I'm sure snakes will find a way to make face-sitting work that doesn't involve your head feeling the sheer mass of her tail.

>>42025720
Ice Queen loli is fucked:
>violent winter storm due to burning excitement and emotion, gradually settles to gentle snowfall
>the queen mother scolds her for scaring the townsfolk but not very harshly

>>42025731
>chubby
>doesn't have that goofy ass cut like the other Hebis
she's the one for me

>>42026146
wow, rude I'll just leave then pal.
Don't come crying when you miss me.

>>42026146
imma touch the holy cow and do it now now now!

How do they lose their panties so much

>>42026203
they dont wear them at all

>>42026208
They only wear panties if they're something sexy made to be shown off

>>42026253
Then why the hell is she wearing panties?

why do monsters act like they run the world? every time something significant happens in the Order or the rest of the human world, the monsters feel they need to have their input heard and headline'd all over the news even though they most likely had nothing to do with what goes down in the human world.

how does one deal with old tanuki OL molesting you on the trains, its like they cant keep their hands to themselves

>>42026399
Keep money on you she'll molest your pockets first, then if you are lucky you've reached your destination and leave before it escalates further.

>>42026399
trains is hard job

>>42026411
I've tried that but the same damn tanuki just gave m more money as payment for molestion while calling me a dirty naughty boy, talking about what would other thinks about me accepting money to allow older women to paly with his body

>>42026399
Are we talking about butt cheeks grabbing or full on crotch death grip? If it's just the butt then just let them be but, if it's your crotch, run for your life.

>>42026465
its both, and i cant run, its like sardines in a can in there, anon

>>42026497
the perfect size difference

>>42026473
>and i cant run
Congratulations, you will be the father of many children.

>>42026524
but i cant, i just turned 18 last week!

>>42026519
it's been a good day for big ladies

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>42026583
almost perfect, almost perfect but the upper body is a tad too big for a lady

>>42025731
>chubby hebi
How many shotas have met their demise in the her belly?
Might give that fat jabberwock a run for her money

Remember - if a skilled mamono assassin ambushes you and starts telling you about all the fancy techniques she knows, just say that you are an adept of the "nakadashi" school.
She'll be too scared to even call your bluff.

>>42026583
oh my
I need her to give me a hug please and thank you

>>42026601
i just grab her and put my dick in her and just thrust into her

>>42026601
I'm an adept of the bofadieze school.

>tall wight considers everyone shorter than her a peasant

>>42026203
Because it's the sexiest when you can see she's not wearing panties, but her lewd bits are still covered up.

>>42026636
Tall wight can't degrade me for being a peasant if my fingers in her mouth.

>>42026636
imma flip her skirt for that in front of the whole court and show everyone she still wear kuma panties

>>42026652
panties are for commoners she is just gonna smugly shove your face into her crotch

Beware the giga kots.
They have those tent-shaped cat beds at home, and once you are dragged in, she will block the exit with her back.
Then there will be no hope for you.

>>42026660
the thing she needs to catch me and i was given eros the gift of speed

>>42026668
What stops me from dragging her to my home? A big cat is still a cat

>>42026583
You know you've went too far when her thigh is bigger than your torso.

>>42026607
Now this is peak beauty. Made to become a mother.

>>42026636
time to be david and make this giant kneel and plant my "sword" in her cunt

>>42026687
She towers over you for starters.
Did you miss the giga part?

>>42026727
still tuna and salmon are any cats weakness

>>42026716
You're going to throw rocks at her head?

>>42026741
nah, bring her down to her knees and fuck her doggystyle

>>42026497
>>42026583
Blue or choco demon. Cant choose.

>>42026855
>pic
10/10 would sniff breath

>>42026855
i wonder what ms kiki wants today

I’m sure it’s nothing to worry about

>>42026855
is this some old slavic ritual or something?

>>42026855
I wasn't aware it was already Christmas but I accept that Kiki present with pleasure.

>>42026886
¡ ¡

>>42026673
Is that what they are calling premature ejaculation now?

>>42026903
inverted anubis
>>42026939
would you have a corpse bride?

>>42026930
>fuck you wight-san it's not that fast
>and it's your stupid claws' fault anyway
>fuck you

>>42026855
That is a gorgeous kiki, but I asked for a mature grey kiki.
Not one of those horny youngster fresh of Mastah U.

>>42026886
The ominous red moon is scary enough, but those inverted ! ! make me believe that Anubis worships chaos and must be stopped.

>>42026989
aight got you, older kikis are better after all, any monster is better old and mature

>>42026855
>she has heart pupils
this pleases the mastah very much

>>42027141
only the best maids have guns and milk

>>42026855
NEED

KIKI

Once upon a time there was a beautiful Kiki, she was so beautiful everyone died, the end.

>Elves are portrayed as a noble dignified race
>Often the joke is that they are slutty and repressed masochists
>Angels are portrayed as pure and benevolent
>Often the joke is that they are lazy, unrepentant, and slovenly
>Devils and demons are portrayed as evil and wicked
>Often the joke is that they are caring, timid tsundere nerds
>Succubus are portrayed as lusty demons, only interested in sex and hedonism
>Often the joke is that they are overly caring, lovey-dovey addicts that go weak at the knees if someone holds their hand
Is there a name for this phenomenon? I feel like in Japanese media this trope is retardedly common.
Not complaining of course.

What would you make into an antithesis trope anons? Ex: Hakutaku delinquent, studious Pyrow, Ogre librarian, non-alcoholic oni, etc...

>>42027284
nerd dragon

https://twitter.com/camekirin/status/1598681322335375361?s=20&t=49Whqziuv6Z-XIK__IvJfg
neat

>>42027309
perfection in a succ, and i love the meaty gals this artist does

She is here to steal presents and give all the kids coal.

>>42027284
Gap moe, or just call it subversion.
>What would you make into an antithesis trope anons?
Bamboozable Cheshires and humble Gazers.
>studious Pyrow
Hey, they're neither lazy nor stupid.

>>42027284
It's called gap moe

>>42027284
smart wurm, shy and timid dragon under the vener of a silent beauty a la komisan, genki robot, danuki whose a dunce with money

>>42027257
>Exposed shoulders
That kiki is a shameless temptress.
How will mastah focus on his work?

Come with my crew, anon. It's time you hit the road again.

>>42027358
All work and no play makes Mastah a dull boy.

>>42027401
What's her crew?
An overly protective automaton, an anubis mechanic and a pet tiger?

>>42027284
Sadistic Holstaur, shy Manticore and Hellhound, pure Dark Priest, calm Cheshire cat, cheerful Lich.

>>42027438
Only one way to find out: join her. I don't even know what's she's doing or what she needs you for, though.

>>42027466
Reckless human driver that takes every risk to come first

>>42027358

Kiki is going to be too busy cleaning for her to possibly be a temptation to mastah.

>>42027490
must be a laundry day or something

>>42027490
Kiki been taste testing her cooking a little too much.

>>42027490
How is mastah not supposed to spend hours daily sinking his fingers into that belly and those thighs?

>>42027488
Literally me, I even have my rival already, a single mother who buys groceries on Saturdays at the same time I come back home, I always love to cut her off and also take my sweet time while entering our garage.

>>42027490
>>42027535
Kiki is gonna groped for being so meaty in my presence

Anon, give the human woman a chance, she promises to be very lewd and won't scold you again! Just don't hang out with that succubus again, please...

>>42027586
i wonder how long you have to date a kitsune-tsuki before you can see the ears/tail

Nah, old succ gave me the godd succy succy

>>42027586
She should drink prisoner fruit and holstaur milk smoothie.

>>42027586
women from our world should not be corrupt and stay here, in the grave they were so happy to dig for us. I hate women so much it's unreal.

>>42027586
3d deserves the rope, no matter what mamonos think about it. I don't say that to be edgy, it'(s truly what I think. One bad fruit is enough to rot the basket

>>42027535
I'm more partial to maids or servants like this

>>42027631
! !

>>42026930
but i thought runners have great stamina?

You know I'm going to lose
And gambling's for fools
But that's the way I like it baby
I don't wanna live forever

>>42007795

>>42027622
>>42027607
So we're unironically misogynistic in this thread now ?

>>42027639
Ye, that means multiple back to back nutting

>>42027647
>your trumpart wife is on duty
>spend the whole day on the other side of the card looking at/playing with her ass
not a bad life, really.

>>42027654
Yes.

>>42027654
Always was, newfag.

>>42027654
2d or bust

>>42026930
Nah, I got the gift of speedy hips and legs from Eros for saving many men from single while running 26 miles

>>42027654
My problem is more with humans than women in particular.
Fortunately monsters fix this from all angles.

>>42027654
always has been

>>42027586
Sure! But only if she does all the fetishes with me that would make the thread seethe.

>>42027654
I hate everyone and everything.

>>42027586
Human woman being a dog in the manger vs. cute Succ that actually enjoys my company. I guess it's about time I marry Succ-chan already.

>>42027708
I like most people from here

You’re not foolish enough to be tricked by monsters, right Anon?

>>42027729
It's not a trick if I walk into it on purpose.

Does a Krampus/Scrooge!Anon story exist? Why doesn't it exist yet.

>>42027401
But what will my role and job be? I've never been on a spaceship, and most of my experience in a star crew is playing simulations space station 13 on my holodeck. And i don't want to end up with a BS-job like "Assistant" or "Stress Relief Sergant" or anything to do with "Lower Management"

>>42027729
I ain’t gettin tricked if I’m the one going after my wurm wife, her sister and my senpai from college?

>>42027729
here's a helpful graph to help you avoid being tricked

The rape will continue until moral improves

>>42027742
Reactor technician. It's a difficult job but you look like a fast learner.

>>42027586
Of course but only if she eats a Prisoner Fruit.

>>42027759
I have a doctor's note that says I'm excused from rape

how good is your wife at giving love tackles?

>>42027753
This tanuki looking kinda busty though.

>>42027839
shes a wurm so i assume amazin as well just as great at smothering

>>42027852
big bust= big trust

>>42026855
fucking awesome

I get good laugh out of people who come to a setting like MGE and start going about who deserves what and wanting to kill random people just because they exist. They are on the same level as the ones who write those edgy crossovers. Fortunately, just being an edgelord is probably not enough to be excluded from mamono attraction.
>>42027654
Personally I don't have any particular hatred towards women. If anything I am closer to a misanthrope.
>>42027622
How? That's objectively irrelevant with MGE.

>>42027863
Monsokyo must huge on trustworthiness then.

>>42027741

That's a good question anon, Krampus is a great girl, unfortunately I'll be preoccupied working on my Kejorou story as an xmas present this year, maybe someone else could get inspiration for Krampus however

>>42027873
>Don't choose who deserve what
>Edgelord should not deserve it
Are you retarded ?

>>42027887
yup, they got some big titty youkai over there for example this fox running window 95

Monster girls aren't real and you are deserving of love, and we'll all die alone!

42027930
k

Foxes aren't real

>>42027586
Fine by me 2D human girls are nice I'm gonna marry her and that succubus she hates

>>42027912
The unique torment of being the itty bitty titty kitty in a family of fat hags.

I want a strong wife, if any of these girls want me then they will complete and long and difficult quest, she must EARN my hand in Marriage!

>>42027947
You say that just so that anon lowers his guard when the creepy 9ft tall fox enters his home.

Be honest. You'd eat her eggs, wouldn't you?

>>42028006
ye, i would eat any unfertilzed egg of any monster if i was offered some, lots of protein in there

if any girl wants me, imma take her out on a date then get frisky after some time getting to know what she likes

>>42028006
I would eat the Fertilized eggs, right in front of her! For maximum protein!

>>42027908
I did not say they don't deserve it. Just pointing out that I find it funny.
MGE isn't really about "deserving" anyway. As long as you are not killer or a literal scumbag you should be fine. Which is why it is funny that some people are so consumed by hatred that even that may be too high a bar.
But I know it is just edgy comments on 4chin that will be rape corrected away.

>>42027956
Fox wife
Hag in-law
Cat daughter

>>42028006
every day

42028035
calm down there consensual cannibal

>>42028006
no sense letting to go to waste

>>42028076
if you eat it early enough is bad? as long as it isn't fully formed it should be theoretically okay?

>>42028093
bro get help, thats a fetus

>>42028006
I'd eat her

>>42028006
I only want dragon or lamia eggs.

>>42028114
which egg layer would make the biggest eggs?

>>42028127
Big dragon or ostrich MG

>>42028127
humpty

>>42027989
>Words spoken shortly before Anon is bonked on the head (accompanied by a comical sound effect) and dragged off

>>42028140
dumb dog

>>42028137
they are the egg

>>42028127
On a second thought, lamia eggs should be pretty big accounting for the tail.

>>42028146
you are the egg

>>42028151
uuhh, last time i checked i dont crack easy

>>42028114
Can reptile and bug mamonos even lay eggs? Or is it only specific to harpies? Pic related is clearly pregnant.

>>42028170
how do you think eggs work?

I would eat mermaid eggs

>>42028184
they consider that very lewd, especially when you play with them for a while, also is very expenvise

>>42028170
Well, the egg still has to develop inside.
>KC&Will Book Launch Q&A
>28) Do Dragons give birth to eggs? Would they lay infertile eggs? If so, what would happen to their hymens?
>Dragons lay eggs after some period of pregnancy. (Meaning they would have baby bumps even though they're oviparous!)
>Dragons don't really lay infertile eggs much, but once they get their hymens broken by their husbands they would sometime produce infertile eggs, and this is also the case for the Harpies. (KC)

>>42027901
>Kejorou

Can't wait to read that! She's underrated, but I have a bias; there's never enough of her.

>>42028206
I forgot about this thanks.

>Say you are gay
>Monster Girls leave you alone
>But not actually gay
I am very smart, smarter than monster girl.

>>42028228

All gays end up Alping anon, so they'll know you're lying by basic observation

>>42028228
Until you say that to an extremist monster that will want to help you alp.

>>42028114
Do you think Deonora has collected and preserved all her unfertilized eggs over all those years so that she can feed them all to her future husband? haha.

>>42028228
Just wait until you accidentally attract a big gay bara who becomes your amazon alp gf. Then you'll be sorry.

>>42028206
nice

>>42028228
>Alp wants to turn Anon into an an Alp
>Rape
>Doesn't turn into an Alp
>Rape correction for lying
Congrats anon!

>>42028228
>say you're gay
>monstergirl can tell you're lying

Miss Manti is here to chase the Alps away!

>>42028228
Won't work on old monsters.
>Gay? That's great, you make me gay too.

>>42028244
Deonora will either destroy your pelvis on the first opportunity, or she's so desperate that she'll do anything to get some dick, taking it ass-to-mouth and all.

>>42028140
Rudy wife

>Say you're aromantic asexual genderqueer deer beer
>Monstergirls don't believe you but avoid you for being a snowflake

>Tell monstergirls you don't even care about the sex anymore and you just want a hug

>>42028236
Maybe she forgot or I haven't alped out yet clearly.
>>42028241
Politely ask you can alp on your own.
>>42028259
n-no
>>42028273
that can't happen
>>42028283
eh
>>42028302
Are you telling me my plan failed horribly? I can't be outsmarted that easily can I? A-At least they'll be so ashamed of my lack of smarts and avoid me anyways! My true plan look dumb!

>>42028342
I can already hear the heavy breathing of a Yeti running at full sprint

>>42028301
What a nice lady!

>>42028342
That isn't a problem, you can hug and fug

Imagine forgetting your diary in Dragonia and one of the dragon knights reads it.
>tfw it has several pages about wanting to eat Deonora's eggs

>>42028342
Sex is coming eventually, but it can wait.
>>42028356
>Politely ask you can alp on your own.
She's doing you a favor, you could use a Demon friend who will help you acclimatize.

>>42028334
Nah, they'll just give you rape correction.

>>42028342
Bogey bait be careful of very big feminine life like plushies

>Your head is going in her tail

>>42028381
I love winged girls

>>42028365
>she found your copy of Lusty Dragonian Maid

>>42028365
All they'll see is several doodles of busty and chubby wurms and jabberwocks

Even if monster girls were real I wouldn't have the confidence to put myself out there.

>>42028407
this is why they hunt

>>42028407
I'm so apathetic they probably wouldn't even be able to sense any desire in me.

>>42028400
Sounds good

>>42028426
>nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask

>>42028422
I remember when I used to think like you.

>>42028422
>"Mam' . We can't track his desires at all. He's like a ghost!"

>>42028417
Can't hunt me if I'm just cooped up in my apartment

>manticore sends ominous warning letter about how she is going to eat Anon
>decides to let him stew in terror for a few weeks, will make the payoff all the better
>on the day she plans to rape him, she finds a fortress in place of his home, impossible for any one monster to conquer
>now she has to explain to the guild why she needs a party of 3-5 adventurers to get her chosen husband

>>42028452
It'll be like that one story when the monstergirls invaded and they all just flowed around that one guy during the battle and he was the only one left unclaimed.

>>42028407
Just download a dating app. You're guaranteed 50 DMs in the first day.

>>42028468
that was only cause he was already claimed by a high ranking monster, not because he had complete apathy towards monstergirls

>>42028468
that predestinated soulmate stuff kind of sucks when she isn't there yet

>>42028513
No, I'm talking about the one where the guy shot himself in the head afterwards.

Someone once noticed that the Ant-Arachne is extremely unloved. So I made this.

>>42028522
If you get with one, do you have to get with the entire colony?

>>42028522
What is she confused about?

>>42028522
oh hell yeah

>>42028522
Thank you, it's great to see a neglected species receive some love.
Those breasts are motherly.

>>42028516
Seems like a bit of a overreaction.

>>42028522
Thank you for your contribution to some Ant Arachne love.
>>42028535
Extreme slacker like her has no idea about cleaning.

>>42028522
Doing the demon lords work, anon!
Great stuff!

>>42028504
>Swallow you pride and sign up for a dating app
>Your not good looking or are really special in any way
>Just type out a generic profile because why not
>by the next day you have over 100 requests and DMs.
>And your getting a lot of tit pics as well.

>want a Crusader Kings/Civ style game with MGE style monstergirls
>mid human kingdom that has to play both sides
>tfw -40 opinion with Chief God’s religious head for marrying off heir to Demon Realm
>needed that non-aggression pact tho
>excommunicated
>all the monstergirls dukedoms are angy because you were holy warring them a generation ago

Can I save this campaign, bros?

>>42028460
sandworm will be your new apartment

>>42028686
>excommunicated
Go full mamono extremist and make Lescatie look like child's play compared to what you'll do to their capitals

>>42028690
Does she have wifi in there?
If not, I'm not interested.

>>42028623
He was straight up invisible to them and constantly alone.

Moohus.

>>42028724
could be penpals with runyarunya or something. what a loser

>>42028722
it's the 21st century, everywhere has wifi these days

>>42028686
Invite some Tribal Beast Girls to live in your duchy as vassals, while they may not pay much in taxes, they make up for it in sheer numbers, you'll have to marry the chief beast girl though.

>>42028736
That's a lot of milk

>make tons of nerdy Dune jokes at Sandworm girl until she spits you out

>>42028650
>>And your getting a lot of tit pics as well.
I'd feel like I'm ruining girls for their future husbands by seeing them.

>>42028759
Youkai were meant to interbreed with humans after all.

>>42028865
>Painted nails
>That damn smile
Rape correction.

If I act really weird and cringey will a monster girl come to fix me?

>never been able to decide a girl for the spot of one true wife
>Realize only one monster keeps popping up in the fantasies
Not the biggest fan of chronic masturbation but everything else about her is perfect, one of if not the best visual design from MGE and I will fight anyone about it

>>42028967
>Not the biggest fan of chronic masturbation
Just dick her good enough that she won't need to finger herself anymore

>>42028974
got to keep that battery charged up

>>42028900
>Anon acts chunni all the time
>other monsters think it's weird
>phantom is totally enamored, starts inserting herself into his fantasies
>just two dorks living it up in their own world without a care of what anyone else thinks

>>42028967
>Not the biggest fan of chronic masturbation
But that's the best part tho.
I find the idea of her constantly fingering herself to be really god damn hot.

>>42028900
She would either help you get better, or she would love you the way you are.

>>42028996
but her hand's all sticky

>>42028967
>>42028996
So is she just the land based version of a Jubjub? A Jubjub would 100% be masturbating all of the time if they had hands for it. Why else do you think they practically surgically attach themselves to their husbands dick?

>>42029003
Then put it in your mouth and clean if off like a good husband.

>>42029010
>land based jubjub
you ever seen a jubjub fly?

>>42029030
Of course, they're birds of prey.

>>42029027
or do it to throw her off and establish dominance
>crazed Raiju stuffs her fingers in anon's face
>"eheheh can you smell it? wanna know where they were just a moment ago?~"
>anon instantly starts licking her fingers clean
>Raiju is frozen in place and terrified, for she has encountered an even bigger pervert

>>42029030
>>42029053
Beware the jubjub, as they're ferocious predators. SEXUAL predators.

>>42029027
>>42029057
Ask for her other hand, too.

>>42028516
Do you have it around, I remember it, at the end, he sat alone in the afterlife, becoming of nothing, and no one

>>42027654
You have to go back >>//reddit//

>>42029057
>total perverted Raiju meets a equally perverted anon
>It's almost to the point where they get deported to wonderland.

>>42029108
>broken man
no portal until you let go of your hate

>>42029183
Won't happen any soon, now go back or do a backflip.

>>42029203
Snek

>>42027654
What would ironically misogynistic be.

>>42029220
>Monster after one week of not having sex with their husband.

>>42029220
I'm concerned about her.

>>42028535
She forgot who she was, just as everyone forgot…what were we talking about?

>Error, this is a private paste or is pending moderation. If this paste belongs to you, please login to Pastebin to view it.

noooo

>>42029220
>how monsters end up during final week

>>42029318
Try archive.org or the writer archive anon-kun https://mega.nz/folder/m65VSa5b#j8BSJ9BjlJDVOmfD2uPOnA

There would be a big market for anally anchored clothing in a monster girl filled world. Butt plug fashion would be a legitimate thing.

>>42029433
I don't want to think about that, it's quite disgusting

Monster wife aside, just living in some sleepy village across the portals where (monster) women are actually nice to me and don't mock me for being a manlet is already a fantasy I can barely comprehend.

>>42029433
Don't think so, clothes that skimpy would just stay on with magic.

>>42029459
Well it would be really rude to insult somebody else's husband, and it's an even worse idea if your wife is intimidating.

>Be me a upcoming mage

>Have a Husky that can talk though it does get annoying sometimes

>Soldiers of the Order get suspicious that I have a dog that can talk

>Think it’s because of Mamano magic so they banish me to the Snowy Regions

>Really it was because they got tired of my dog talking all the time

>Now I’m wandering in the freezing weather with my loyal husky beside me

>Feel like I’m being followed

>That’s when I see silver white hair and horns hiding behind a tree

>It’s a Wendigo Woman who is very well endowed

>The cold was getting the best of me so me and my dog followed her to her cave

>Couple months later and I’m now married to the Wendigo Woman that lead me to her cave and have fully transformed into a Wendigo incubus

>Also I have the unique ability to make my own coat which I made purple because it’s my favorite color

>Though it does annoy my Wendigo wife when I generate my own coat, that she forces me to be in her coat most of the time

>For it is Wendigo tradition for the Wendigo’s husband to be in his wife’s coat

>Few years later and I got three cute daughters running around and my husky that was with me from the beginning yeah he is immortal now too do to the mamano magic in the surrounding area

>The End

>>42028127
gotta be Wurm right?

>>42029220
>when the nip withdrawal starts to hit

>>42029220
That catnip really hits some catgirls harder than others

>>42029617
it's been known to happen to anons as well

I want a smoothie made with lilim milk.

>>42029593
>he is immortal now too do to the mamano magic

oh no no no

>>42029220
>Anon, I'm buggin!
>I think cheshire laced my shit!

>>42029659
Doesn’t that only happen to female dogs though, while male dogs just stay being dogs rather than becoming furries.

>>42029688
I don't think male dogs have any interaction with the system at all.

>>42029688
They might become demon beasts.

>>42029637
big massive milkers

>>42029716
So I guess think of a more gentler version of fenrir which isn’t out of the realm of possibilities since magical animals still exist in the MGE universe even with the new demon lord in power, just they’re more calmer and not blood thirsty abominations that want to consume human flesh anymore.

>>42028140
>comical sound effect
A *doonk* or more like a "clonk," anon?
I personally prefer that loud and low *doonk* sound.

>>42028342
Just like that, every Bogey, Yeti and Minotaur in a kilometer radius just zeroed in on your location.

>>42029768
The only mention of demon beasts I can find is that they aren't very magical. Which makes sense because werewolf becomes girl but phoenix stays bird would seem arbitrary.

How do I attract tall monsters? Is there any place they tend to hang out around?

come to the north pole

>>42029602
Most likely

>>42029885
I hate christmas theme but I love elf boobs. I'm conflicted.

>>42029821
Tallburgh

>buy a train to Monster Girl City
>hope to find a monster gf so I can finally stop being a khhv
>start turning into Keanu Reeves

bros...

>>42029922
>built in the mountains
>people assume that this is just to add to the theme of being tall
>actually there so that they can make more giant staircases
>Anons are forced to do full lunges to get up a single stair
>monsters wait at the top to grab the winded tourists visiting the city

>>42029991
>most people get tired and quit halfway up

>>42029991
>All the stairs to get to the town require you to lunge up them or jump up
>All the buildings are 40 feet tall despite being only one or two stories high
>Can barely see through windows on the ground floors, have to be on your tiptoes to look through them
>All the doorhandles are as tall as your head
>Sinks? Forget about it, unless you can find a stool or chair to use
>You can't even reach the bar at any of the taverns and order a drink
If you visit tallsborough you better be good at climbing things.

>"You are quite the entertainer, Anon. But this show is over with this next shot."

>>42007795

>>42030074
Gotta find a tol wife who can carry you around, or at least boost you up onto the seats

>>42028686
Total War: Monstergirl Encyclopedia

>beating a sophisticated enemy army of varying different specialized units with a 19 Hellhound doomstack or 19 Arch Succubus doomstack
>or alternatively if you're playing an Order campaign; 19 Inquisitor doomstack or 19 War Priest doomstack OR 19 Lady Knight (Saber Clone) doomstack

Booba

>>42030074
souds like fun for climbers

>>42029885
I'll make her come on my north pole.

>>42030074
>Anon looks like a child sitting at the bar
>has to use a fist to grip the fork they gave him
>can't even finish half his meal
>needs two hands to drink the massive beer mug they gave him
>dragon sitting next to him scoots her chair closer to him when she sees he's having a hard time sitting straight

>>42030194
Cute fat dragon.

>>42030074
>become expert climber
>get bicorn wife
>ride her around Tallsborough
>jump off her to grab onto single monsters, climb them, and start "stabbing" their "weakspot" with your "sword"
>ywn live out sexy version of Shadow of the Colossus

>>42030074
>Tall automatons that remind you of mech animes
>Tall wights that you can't make eye contact with without looking up their dress
>Tall yetis that can almost cover your entire body with a single paw
>Tall bogeys that are happy to serve as couches or beds
>Tall manticore whose tail threatens to swallow you whole
>Tall holstaurs who can't see you cause their boobs are too big

>>42030306
>hybrid automaton/living armor mechas that run around and "swallow" men to be their pilots
>can only watch in horror as her torso opens up to reveal your seat before she stuffs you inside
>program running the armor is actually really shy, first thing it asks you is if the air conditioning is alright

>>42030186
>"Chief God's teeth! Retreat!"

There's nothing more mentally deranged than your average cheshire cat.
They're the kind of girls that send you an incredibly disturbing video of herself, half-naked, consuming a live mouse, like a psychopath.

>"The A-10 Warthog is flying gatling gun made by electric company Fairchild Republic that specializes in turning bad guys into spaghetti and American soldiers into insurance claims."

Hello, my name is anon.
My favorite things to do are;
Gaslighting dragoncels
Gaslighting hags
Gaslighting dragoncel hags

>>42030374
How are soldiers getting insurance claims from CAS with an A-10? Are the pilots accidentally hitting their fellow troops? Or is this because of the ejection seat breaking people's backs?

>>42030372

God, that's fucked up.
> What's more fucked up is how into that would be.

>>42030399
>the hakutaku teacher continues by answering the question
>"To keep it simple. The A-10's cockpit electronics and targeting systems at a time were absolute garbage tier. So much so that A-10 pilots had to use binoculars to identify a friendly troop from an enemy. Of course, modernizations and fixes were eventually made to improve that problem of the A-10 where pilots do not have to use literal binoculars. But depending on a commander's or spotter's discretion, competence, or even negligence the A-10 can still render friendly allied troopers into insurance claims and hashtags because of its gun. And speaking of the A-10's gun, another important fact! The gun that the A-10 is built around has so much recoil that if it fires too long the plan WILL fall out of the sky due to lack of lift."

>>42030374
>tfw take a break from /k/
>tfw /k/ doesn't take a break from me

>>42028865

>>42030349
Is that what passes for heroic victory in modern total war?
It's not a proper heroic victory unless you defeat at least one fullstack of mid-tier units using only 1 unit of dark knight's, 2 holstaur militia, 1 centaur cavalry, 2 or 3 spear(wo)men and 1 unit of demon general. All by exploiting terrain and picking them off one by one.