/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42004882
>Harem of mens for apophis, men being tortured and pass around
What the fuck is this gay shit ?

I like this.

winter is bad

>>42007839
Say the snake who want to bring an eternal night. Faggot noodle.

>>42007842
wonder who could be behind this post

>>42007839
Winter is good, think of ice lolis that are plump and smooth like untouched snow mounds.

I guess people have spoken.

>>42007797

>>42007864
Winter good, winter better with fluffy wife, pipe bomb in rata ass if she keep turning off my heater during night.

>>42007885
>turning off my heater during night.
Ratas are taking ideas from Yetis now.

>>42007811
You know the people who post monsterboys, yuri, /d/ fetishes, etc, and then are subsequently told to fuck off or kill themselves? There used to be more of them. They fucked off and/or killed themselves. I miss some of the old stuff, but we left behind a lot of bad shit too.

>>42007864
winter time is now

>>42007942
Yeah, can see why. I'm done with you schizos since I don't get enough (yous) for my OC,
Hope you kill yourselves you sad fucks, bye.

I am ready.
Bring out the giga kots

>>42007955
Who are you ?

>>42007960
you need to reduce your Tom levels if you want the giga kots

>>42007985
I am the one hiding under your bed,
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

>>42008014
Why? Isn't increasing them going to work?

>>42008027
Pay half of the rent or get out, fucking nigger

>>42008027
WlCould Oogey Boogey be a monstergirl, or would it just be a bunch of bug lolis in a trench coat?

>>42007797

>>42008036
Because tom levels are actually a really strong buff. Kot are afraid of The TOM that will tame them into proper wife via anal rape

>>42008014
I need to breed this kot.

>>42008094
It takes a strong Tom to mate with a strong kot.

>>42008083
>WlCould

>>42007797
Winter is time to bundled up by the fire with a Yeti and stay warm with a violent blizzard outside

>>42008191
How would dating wackysacky even work? Wouldn't you end up drowning at some point?

>>42008027
Fucked-up Alps get out!

>>42007985

>>42008091
>larps as a proud noble Centaur warrior
>brings a saddle to your first meeting
>"baka, its not like I was expecting you to ride me or anything..."
>slutt-hoss gets ridden and also ridden
>many such cases

>>42008319
Monster girl magic will make it so that don’t happen, also don’t play with caviar in your mouth when around her

>>42008191
I am very sleep deprived right now, and language is the first thing to go.

>>42008382
>Monster girl magic will make it so that don’t happen
She's from 2hu tho different rules.

>>42008319
It's doable even without MGE rules preventing you from drowning. You could even ask the kappas for some bathtub wheelchair contraption that lets you take her on a date somewhere away from her lake.

>>42008412
>bathtub wheelchair contraption
Mero from mm just used a wheelchair

>>42008404
You could ask the kappas for some help like>>42008412 said

Be honest with yourself, you'd love to buy cute outfits for your monster.
No matter how big, monstrous or scary she is, her putting on a frilly dress you purchased her would make you smile.

Yan yet tsun monster girl gf to tease
>>42008435
I would do it without a care

>>42007985
the one they call Stump Grinder

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>42007884
I would marry and genuinely love a cu sith if one came onto me very strong.

>>42007917
>Turn off that silly furnace husband, we don't need heat!
>What do you need long johns and a sweater for? It only gets in the way of hugs
>What's that, you can't feel your body? Well feel my body! It's warm!
>You're so cute when you're shivering cold, those teeth chatters turn me on you know
>Shh shh, there there, put my scarf on and relax husband...
>Just close your eyes and shiver yourself to sleep in my paws
>It's going to be a long, cold winter my love

>>42008431
It just boils down to how long she can go outside water. Now that I think about it nearly every 2hu can fly anyway, so it's even less of an issue.
>>42008435
I wouldn't because I don't have the fashion sense to pick good ones, but I would definitely encourage ripped monster wife to wear the cutest clothes she has, including frilly dresses.

The best way to survive the winter is to be in a dormouse cuddle pile

>>42008519
If you like smaller girls, why not loli Yeti cuddle pile?

>>42008503
Reimu uses her balls to fly

>>42008435
Yes but I'd also buy her at least one outfit that makes her look like a jrpg final boss.

>>42008476
Shotgun, mouth, heat, eternal release from the cold hell

>>42008531
Sleep mice canonically taste and smell better. Like molasses. I bet even their morning breath doesn't even stink. Very important if you wanna cuddle pile some girls. Also the sleeps-a-lot thing gives you wanna-protect vibes. And guaranteed lots of kids very quickly; mice multiply

>>42008584
We know anon, we know...

>>42008599
>mice multiply

>>42008584
Please, see a professional or pull trigger

I want a lilim that teleports just to give me surprise kisses.

>>42008678
Isn't that the cheshire special?

>>42008719
NO

>>42008580
You know you've made it when your wife looks like a JRPG final boss.
It's a nice bonus if she can also pull off the evil speech to go with the attire.

>Random encounter
>It’s that fucking cat again, same as the past twenty “random” encounters

>>42008820
The encounters for anon were randomly chosen to be a Cheshire.
Nobody said it had to be rerolled.

how do i deal with the fact that im an escort and my older haku professor ordered my services

>>42008888
Groucho Marx glasses
She'll never know.

>>42008820
This is what you get for taking on a fetch quest for wonderland shrooms.
Every adventurer knows not to go there.

>>42008905
I will eat said raging mushrooms and catch catch the cat

>>42008469
They're great girls other than having too much fur. Here's hoping they find a cure.

>delinquent mgs

>>42008901
uhh we alreadt saw each other, and i jus dont wanna get lectured about what i do for work

>>42008905
Maybe people should read the damn quest postings and think for two seconds about why this "fetch quest" has a high danger level listed.

>>42008921
Wonderland shrooms are very different from raging shrooms.
You are not the first person to make this mistake.
You will not be the last.

>>42008952
I'm good at picking mushrooms and i can make the difference between them.

>>42008719
You don't need to be a Cheshire to use teleportation magic.

>>42008983
The mushrooms find your concepts of "consistency" and "logic" to be adorable.

Gonna find my jinko classmate's photos from a beach or pool and comment "wet pussy" on them.

For years I've been concerned whith an important problem.
How do lamias climb stairs?
The steps are too small to be useful, staircases are too sloping and narrow.

But rejoice, my fellow snek enjoyers, for I came up with a solution!
You just need to put poles every several steps, so that the lamia can push off them with her tail.

And I should probably stop abusing coffee and go to sleep.

What's better, a default Manticore or a Hellcore that can sense emotions (similar to telepathy)?

POUNCED or HOUNDED?

>>42009142
There would be all sorts of modifications needed for monsters to live comfortably in human homes, it would be very lucrative to start a furniture business post portal as the monsterous women would need furniture specifically designed for them, beds would need to be either steel or concrete, imagine the destruction a snek or 7ft hellwan would do to a standard chair or bed.

>>42009164
Callback bed. Monsters don’t need engineering, due to having magic. They could live in sneezy motels and have hammerspace bullshit give them a mansion inside. Assuming they engage in trade or whatever.

>>42009142
Normal stairs have poles, they're called balustrades.
Sneks can slide down bannisters.

>>42009142
Sneks wriggle against ridges or uneven surfaces on the ground to push off and drive forward.
Stairs are just angled ridges so theyre perfect to push off upwards.

>>42009205
Diff. Not really, the same goes for horizontal rails. the perpendicular support for the railing would get in the way. You’d need a large space between railing and pole for her to use it like that. Sneks can tree, so stairs can’t be a large problem.

>>42008888
Hakus absorb knowledge by skin contact.
>get caught by Prof Haku
>get caught by MGCPD for using a condom
Your call.

>>42009267
ill take my chances with prof haku and make her a deal, she gets freebies from me, whenever and whereever she wants and she doesn't rat me out

>>42008584
Fill your mouth with water first.
Guys still shoot upwards under stress not back thru the skull and just shoot their face off the skull.
A shit way to live if you survive.
The water expands under the muzzleblast and pops the skull.

Does the Order even know enough about monsters to disapprove of more ‘dangerous’ types? Anything not going on a rampage probably gets a pass, due to how incompetent they are.
>be order guard to village
>kobold?
>Okay
>werecat?
>Fine
>big fire eyed kobold?
>Sure
>purple striped werecat?
>Come on in
>woman with mushroom shaped had riding piggyback on a dazed guy?
>nice hat miss, have a nice day
>purple kikimora
>good day to you too ma’am
>moocow
>yup
>little girl moocow with skull-staff
>check out the gift shop little miss
>troll
>sorry ma’am
>you’ll have to eat those grapes before entering the city
>customs, you understand
>well there ya go
>come right in, and have fun at the tanning salon!
Sadly the Order isn’t used as comic relief.

I bet 99% of you freaks would be a huge manslut for the first two or more monsters who give you any interest.

>>42009331
Bold of you to assume I’m unaware and didn’t plan accordingly.

>>42009321
>>be order guard to village
>>kobold?
>>Okay
>>werecat?
>>Fine
>>big fire eyed kobold?
>...after that the gate is unsupervised and any mamono can just wander in, stepping past the Heckhund riding the guy with the broken pelvis.

>>42009331
that's why you fall for more common girls and save yourself the trouble

>>42009331
Only if she is a loli

>>42009201
Read the books. They do trade and have businesses.

I NEED
AN UNDEAD BABE
WITH *HUGE* BADONKAS

but no vampire

>>42009516
Busty zombies could make sounds that kinda sound like mooing.

>>42009516
Huge Ochi who keeps breaking her chest bindings.

>>42009372
Why assume she going on a rampage, probably has a guy in the village already. Honestly, the incompetence can be stretched further.
>be Order guard
>Man being fondled by three monsters
>wait what!?
>nah it’s cool they’re dressed in pink
>praise Eros,!have a nice day
>pink harpy directly mounted on a man’s erection
>wow she’s really going at it
>the man is straining to show a neutral expression
>must be a saint
>thank you kindly to remember me in your prayers, sir and miss
>dark pink woman in loincloth with naked man slung on her shoulder, her bottle of whiskey is half as large as you
>now wait a second! can’t let you enter with an open container ma’am
>she gulps down the contents in seconds
>that’s better, thank you
>praise Eros, y’all have a good one
>dark elf in dominatrix outfit, she’s riding a very large and muscular man
>he’s wearing leather straps that don’t cover much
>hey now, that looks sus-
>notice large pink heart tattoo on elf’s leg
>that’s fine then, praise Eros

>>42009331
What do you want from me? I'm love starved and if monster girls showed genuine interest in me I would honestly not belive them.

if you starred in a porno with your wife, what would it be called, what would the plot be and what species is she?

>>42009164
>Her face when she sees your fragile twin bed

>>42009331
WRONG

>>42009372
>be Order guard
>pink lizardman with tentacles, she’s really destroying that pie
>you finished it off, come on in
>our pies are pretty famous check em out
>centipede girl with drug lab
>she’s pink, or possibly green
>green things look pink sometimes
>what about these bottles miss
>for a book report, what a studious girl
>must be pink
>good luck!
>literal velociraptor goes SKREE!
>thank you, ma’am
>have fun at the orphanage

I want to marry the oldest most lonely echidna

>>42009331
I have an idea waifu but there are other species I wouldn't be opposed to if they're the first to show genuine interest in me. Besides, reincarnation is a thing in MGE so if I'll probably get her in another life.

>>42009331
N-no...

>>42009646
Backdoor Manticores 8

>>42009438
>Being cornered by a swarm of these or kidnapped into their hive
dear lord give me strength

>>42009646
>Desert Mommies 1-48

>>42009646
The mating frenzy,echidna,think anon collecting echidnas and claiming a barren piece of land to make new species a la Australia V2

>>42009331
It's not that I'm a slut, it's more that I'd be too busy spilling my spaghetti to say no, and they'll just drag me off.

>>42009372
>be order guard
>Blue fox(?) Oh that’s lots of electricity going everywhere
>Sorry ma’am, can’t let you in, you’re a walking fire hazard
>Oh, you stop being a danger if you have a man with you?
>Well Anon just so happened to be walking by, so just ask him to escort you around town.
>Don’t let him weasel his way out, guard’s orders.
>Have a good day and praise the Chief God.

>>42009646
Meat Grinder

>>42009372
>be order guard
>toad?
>must be the princess
>"Welcome back your Royal Highness."

>>42009646
Poor Little Human Guy
Hellwan wife invited friends for a sleepover

What are the pros and cons in living in an area of Undeads?

>>42009646

>>42007797

>>42009646
Nothing professional just a class president being blackmailed by a delinquent video. The kind that has the ending scene be an after photo with a school ID in the frame

>42009961
Ghey and confusing. No you given.

>haughty wight keeps bringing you lunches and snacks
>says she felt sorry for a poor peasant like you who clearly can't afford decent food

>>42007797

>>42009921
I heard stories about a beautiful princess like this one being kissed and turning into a human woman, really scary.

>>42009331
Yeah. Sure. Get bolo’d and tackled by dark elf. You are bound, and sits on your chest lewdly. She leans forward with that smug debauched grin and says “No. Fuck YOU, leatherman~”
This is your life now. Deal with it.
Stale_co_bait.png

>>42010070
How big is her butt?

>>42010082

>>42010082
Big enough to cover your face, but not big enough to suffocate you. You discover this half-way through the first date. At Wendy’s, you cheapskate.

>>42010018
Time to get her addicted to hearty Southern cooking in return.

>>42010103
>>42010116
Excellent, the perfect size to worship.

>>42009819
It all went downhill after volume 14.
That's when the anubis became a lotus position addict.

>>42009962
Beautiful fish, though artists should avoid giving mermaids thighs and knees.

>>42009331
>Tentacle-chan knows your location.
>Entangled with her, as you are doubtlessly aware.
>“Sorry. They kind of do that on their own. Don’t worry, they’re very lubricated and hygienic.~”
>You literally bumped into her at the market, half a second ago.
>Now you are on 7th base, and you don’t even play Calvinball.
>Passers-by pelt you with rice, cheerfully.
>Congratulations on your marriage, your colon is in excellent health!
99% is a likely number.

>>42009331
it'd be really hard to reject a monster with eyes full of love.

>>42007797

Little blue girls

>>42010329
Big blue girls.

>>42010329
>>42010333
Bigger blue girls

>>42010329
>>42010333
>>42010339
Feathered blue girls

>>42010341
gib

>>42010339
longer blue girls

>>42009331
as a weak-willed shogfag, my hope is that i'll cross over the portal and she'll be standing right there on the other side
i have very few plans on how to proceed if that doesn't happen

absolute mamano behavior
>>41972253

>>42010386
she'll be there to carry your luggage

>>42009331
I may want to adventure and eventually lose to a party of high tier monsters but I am also weak to affection. Only my low self esteem can save me now.

If a monster is so cool and badass, she should be able to realize she doesn't need me.

>>42010421
i'm not sure what to do when a party of monsters rolls up on me and engages in turned based combat

I'm getting the uncontrollable urge to worship hellhound ass again.

>>42009331
You say that as if it were a problem.

Beating the succ is all about having a positive mindset. If you go into it thinking that the succ is unbeatable then she's already won.

>>42010495
old

>>42009331
>walk past alley with freshly bought cake
>get instantly surrounded by devil bugs
>try to bribe them with cake
>they smile and take the cake
>then they eat it off you
>after 2 minutes the cake is gone
>they didn’t even save you a slice
>yet you will NEVER forget the taste and smell of that cake
>or your 10 girlfriends
Many such cases.

monsters that have big milky boobies and a tight creamy pussy include...

>>42010503
She's lost if she's stuck with me.

>>42010619
>AI trash
no thanks

Automatons are cool

Dark tailor activity spikes during winter, one minute a monster is walking around minding their own business and the next a cloaked shadow descends upon them and before they know it they're in three layers, a scarf and a thermal hat

>>42010662

>>42010647
Don't be so hard on Ms Automaton

>>42010823
ew a soulless human girl

>>42010863
Wow rude.

>>42010863

>>42010662
Pregnant women are smug.

>>42010754
The trend in titles is bad. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

>>42010879
I look like this and say this

>>42010933
I believe that it's done so that people can skim the title and decide if it's something that interested you otherwise you move on. It's convenient

>>42010933
>>42010963

>>42010018
what's she gonna do next? pay my rent and tell me to stop working? let me move into one of the spare condos in her megatower skyscraper mansion thing because i clearly can't afford good standards of living? marry me, but not because she likes me or anything, she just "wants the tax breaks" and i'm "the first guy she saw, that's totally right, yeah don't question it"?

>>42010876
this sabbath witch is not a soulless human girl

>>42010963
Retardedly convenient.
>>42010979
Was gonna lose my shit if this was real.

>>42010995
No, she is my sister so yes, is a monster

>>42010979
Bethesda doesn't deserve forgiveness.

Touch fluffy ears.

>>42009438

It's time to play the MGE game, anon.

Queen harem: Ice Queen, Wight, Titania, Queen Slime, and Pharoah
The anon who has this kind of harem is referred to as the "peace-treaty".

>>42011131
Attacks from behind are their weakness.

>>42011153
I would love to attack a yeti's behind.

>>42010997
Agreed but it does get the whole point across so if titles premise is cancer to you, it means series is cancer and if you still read it, that's your fault at that point
Not saying I think it's the greatest idea ever just that it's convenient. Lmao

>>42011140
>Queen harem: Ice Queen, Wight, Titania, Queen Slime, and Pharoah
This with a dragon queen instead of a queen slime

>>42009485
>They do trade and have businesses.
What do they trade?

>>42011242
The books have some sort of organization that sells Holstaur milk thats been altered a bit fol flavor.
Then you have in one of the earlier books a succubus creating a business franchise.
The court Alf books have gremlins once arriving in a region with a special mineral creating airships.
The islands have a tourism business booming and cater to that with taverns, clubs, music, etc.

>>42011180
Wrongo, el friendo. The treatment of the plot is distinct from the title. So it only ‘helps’ so much. As seen recently, both can be retarded. You know something has gone terrible wrong when you get the sensation of missing a panel…then discover that you didn’t miss anything. How can someone fail a 6 panel plot? Eros is dead and we killed her.

If Hellhounds will never harm their husbands, what would happen if a Hellhound husband tells her he want to feel all her strenght while she fucks him?

>>42007855
The goddess of the desert!

>>42011287
Sure. I'm not saying overly long titles is good and should stay. Merely that I think they are convenient. For example, I don't want to read an Isekai or click on an Isekai, just look for mention of Isekai or cheat in title, avoid titles that have those words. Works majority of time for me.
Still you're correct.

>>42011131
Surprise hug!

>>42011303
>burst into the Pharaoh's bedroom
>chased by like 100 Anubis guards
>smack Pharaoh's ass with the force of 10,000 suns while she is still surprised
>cackle like a maniac as I am dragged away to the Anubis pit

>>42011303
The goddess is my dessert

>>42011077

>>42011329
>anon becomes the barracks toy for the anubis guards.

>>42011170
I would attack a Yeti's everything

>>42011359
>autistic schedule dogs awkwardly approach anon and even more awkwardly rub off against him, smothering him with their breasts and so on

>>42011359
>rigorous schedule compiled for maximum fucking efficiency
>Anon begins to cry when he sees that he's only allowed four hours of sleep a night

>>42011348

I wish to be a young brash adventurer meeting an older tanuki who owns a little shop near the road and flirting with the old gal everytime I come back

Big bloodbags.

>>42011416
>only 4 hours of sleep
I can already thebogeys and sleep mice rioting if this got public

Octobutt

>ai shit

>>42011668
where?

>>42011359
Unless the Pharaoh was into it.
Then she has to find some way to get the prisoner away from them before they can touch him, and without letting everyone know about it.

>>42011672
Behind you!

>>42011704
robots are hot, also i wanna mess with a bot thats both kuu and tsundere, being a bit of a tease around her and not caring that i might be naked around her

>>42011894
auntie vamp has got it goin on!

>>42010435
>a pack of monsters appear! battle music kicks in
>anon is ambushed! monsters take initiative
>cheshire rogue (level 5) uses pickpocket
>she teleports behind anon and loots his underwear
>anon swipes at her as she dissipates and returns to her lineup
>hey, i was using those. furthermore, those are not a hat
>the cheshire sticks her tongue out at anon mockingly as she proudly displays her new equipment
>anon lunges at her
>counter!
>bogey warrior (level 4) blocks the attack with a devastating hug
>anon takes 6 damage
>anon takes 3 damage
>crit! anon takes 8 damage
>the bogie sets him down gently saying
>hey, it's not your turn yet
>oh sorry
>kikimora battlemaid (level 7) feels bad about the situation and offers her own panties to anon to make things even
bunch of rascals

No! Wrong! Post ladies with big hats!

>>42011873
How would other Monster Girl Ads look like?

>>42011925
>>42011894
>shes embarrassed about how the pastries keep going to her ass and thighs
>And Anon is coming over
>Little does she know, Anon is already damn near feral justing hearing about that

>>42011961
>get defeated by pack of monsters
>they start doing a silly victory dance over you
>the goofy dance does more damage to you then their actual attacks

>>42011961
>anon walks away, leaves his boxer with the chesh
>monster party: new quest added
>Find Anon, he might be in the next town over

>>42012021
What a bunch of dorks

>>42012012
>auntie tries to hide her enlarged assets while talking to anon
>anon is trying to control his boner while staring at his aunt
>both fail miserably

>>42012146
>Anon cant take it anymore
>He pushes over his aunt and gets to work, by kissing her
>She tries to keep up with Anons youthful stamina while getting a serious hip test
>And the poor horny skeleton knight is watching it all

This is your gym teacher for today.

>>42012185
Isn't she kinda fat?

>>42012203
yeah. you should probably get somebody else

>>42012173
>poor horny skeleton knight is watching the mating
>after awhile, anon takes a brake for water and auntie crawls to her knight
>she begs her loyal knight to save her from anon's lusts
>skelly perks up and looks at anon
>anon looks at her and shakes his head sadly
>"Sorry, I'm into monogamy"
>skelly shrugs and leaves to go bust down the neighbor boy's door
>auntie begs for mercy as anon drags her back for more breeding

>>42012185
Gonna hug that cow and do it now.

>>42012185
looks more like the weight set to me

>>42012185
here's your real gym cow

>>42012185
>>42012256
Competitive milking again? Can't we play dodgeball like at a normal school

>>42012278
>it's a 2 part event where you have to milk as much as you can and then chug it afterwards

>>42007797

>>42012278
thats what you get for going to cow school anon, hope they told you about the cow breeding class

>TFW you will never be a father to cute wendigo daughters and loving husband to a thick mommy wendigo woman.

What are monsters going to do when there's no more human women left to monsterize?

question for haku

>>42012395
Create more monstergirls (and human/incubi boys) with their Hubbies of course.

I just kinda wanna go into stasis for about a year with Shog

>>42010466
the fucking shoe looks smug as fuck not gonna lie

>>42012360
I think it's time to transfer

>>42012478
I dunno about statis, but I'd be happy living out a year in the shogbunker

Haha, imagine walking into a holst barn wearing red. That would be awful, wouldn't it? Well those lonely holsts coming after you haha

>>42012486
You have to get pass Old Bessy if you want to reach the transfer office and she thinks you're cute

>>42012504
Now imagine doing that to the dedicated hag barn.

>>42012504
I know it’s in the canon but don’t bulls/cows actually react to fast movements instead, so if actual real bull behavior got added to MGE to holstaurs and Minotaurs any quick movement if they’re horny you’re fucked, so I guess be very slow moving when dealing with a horny holsters or Minotaur if you don’t want your hips to be sore in the morning.

>>42012568
>bulls/cows actually react to fast movements instead
so what your saying is, you should do your morning jogs near the farm?

>>42012568
>if you move slow they catch you
>if you move fast they activate and they catch you
Devs really need to balance this.

>>42012527
Hag holsts.

>>42012568
I want to wake up smothered by holsts and sore from the previous day. Minos are good too

Okay so you guys have all heard of tail pussy, but what about double tail pussy?

post rare mgs

>>42012593
They're big, soft, clingy and extremely cuddly.

>>42012619
I prefer the dire tail pussy

>>42012588
Yeah I guess do that if you want to, my hips are already sore from yesterday after my Holstaur childhood friend assaulted me yesterday from me trying to roleplay as the flash using a speed spell I learned and it sent her over the edge, so I’m not in a happy mood from the pain in my legs right now but I still love her.

>>42012619
consider: wing pussy

>>42012635

>>42012568
It's a lie, red has always been an excuse for holst's and mino's to break pelvises. The cows will not silence the truth!

>>42012635
Consider sylphs.

>>42007797

>>42012635
I like hobbos

>>42012493
>queen of Sheba
Desert monsters btfo. How can they ever compete?

>>42012694
Someone should give that weird spider in the corner a sandwich.

>>42012728
Like this.

>>42012589
just juke 'em put and make them trip

>>42012790
Yeah I would pock either the Sandyworm or Grapist snek

>>42012745

Modern spiders can make their own sandwiches!

>>42012865

Which one will you choose.

>>42012865
Marry Ushis, make them common MGs
>>42012937
The without duck tape on her face

>>42009142
You'd be surprised how well snakes can climb

>>42012937
right one is too crazy and not in the good way

>>42012937
neither, abs a shit, pudge be better

>>42012728
But she's a desert monster?

>>42012937
Right

HELP my Kiki wife has gone insane, she’s locked me in the house because I got too close to other monster girls and is now forcing me to bred her, what do?

>>42012937
Hellhound’s way more fun (plus I already slave for a manager at work, no need for another one at home)

>>42013029
Ask Shog to take you instead

I love jungle cats

Do Liches have orbs they ponder?

more like you just wanted to post feet

>>42013230
ushanka hats are nice

Is there a way to justify a Manticore's tailpussy, or is it always going to be for lewd purposes only as far as normies are concerned?

>>42013412
She can drink with it, it's cute.
I'd also imagine if you set up a good harness for it, you could also fit a weapon handle down there. Why have a sword, spear, or axe tail when you can swap it out on the fly?

>>42013412
Why would you care what normies think?

>>42013438
Because y'all are terrible editors and I'd like to be able to show the writing to a proper editor so I can learn how to improve.

>>42013480

Jesus Christ, you want a non-sexual use for a mouth.

Spoilers--It eats stuff with it. Just spice it up as spikes to open up deep wounds that'll bleed, and then the mouth attaches to consume fluids. The spikes even have venom to incapacitate the prey.

And they're like that because they're demonic and that's terrifying.

Boom, you now have a slightly less sexy canonical reason for the body type of a MGE manticore. And the kind of thing an actual MGE manticore might TELL YOU before she pulls like 10 cumshots out of you while holding you down and telling you that it'll be worse if you're not quiet.

Pic unrelated.

>>42013427
>>42013519
Thank you. I will return to outlining the space opera thing mentioned last thread

>>42012948
Why did it do that? Was it bored?

>>42012937
Right is intense and hawt. If only she wasn’t looking at you like you’re “human garbage”.

meanwhile on human boy general:

>>42007797
Winterstown Medical Healthcare be like:
>"Oh hey there anon! You feeling down? Depressed, eyyy? Mental health issues? Can't afford antibiotics, eyyy?? I have just the thing for you eyy. Have you ever heard of Medically Assisted Suicide eyy? Works like charm eyyy! Way better than whatever pharma that Griella Sabbath is concocting eyy! By all means anon, go kill yourself eyy! Or you need assistance eyy???

>>42013792
Eh...go back?

You must give an offering to the sacred jubjub.

>>42007797
That woman looks like she snowballed her tits.

>>42013838
I give the jub an offering of a jubfag's location and continue my quest for the cat.

>>42013838
But I worship no idol for iam not a heathen

>>42013859
Not even this kind?

>>42013868
Nah, I,ll make sure she’s dressed like a fine young lass and not like a whore as well as speaking Spanish and a devoted catholic as well, either by her own will or with a firm yet loving hand

>>42010577
Where is this from? It's familiar

>>42013895
granblue fantasy, just more gachashit

>>42013903
them draphs though

>>42011975
>monsteriszation adds targeting women
>all of them target some insecurity the girl has
>flat chested women get holst adds
>wight adds for women who want to be classy
>dragons posing on their hoards for women who want wealth
>liches and anubi for girls who want to be smarter
>all ads for men seem to be tanuki for some reason

>>42013868
Cute berd

>Kiki wife found the cum rag

>>42014012
>go into the kitchen
>Kiki is seated at the table
>"Please of beink seated, mastah. We need to talk."
How will you get out of this one?

>>42007842
>Faggot noodle
Kek, apophis vs pharaoh shitposting must be hilarious.

>>42014028
its not mine, i was just holding onto it for a friend

>>42013142
Including the aztec ones?

>>42014045
spicy jungle kot

>>42014012
>>42014028
What are you even thinking having a cum rag when you have a kiki to pump it into? Shameful behavior for a husband.

>>42014045
Especially the Aztec ones. They deserve public affection bullying

>>42014028
I love kikis with accents that speak broken english

>>42008888
The most perverse roleplay if having sex with your hakutaku professor without earning bonus marks for it

>>42014004
Why are automatons always so horny even though they can't reproduce?

>>42014028
i love failing ms kiki's interrogations

>>42010070
I like dark elves of all stripes from edgy 90s western Delves to delicious chocolate anime D'elfs. But I dislike the heavy dominatrix aspect of mge dark elves, maybe I should ask KC how many varieties of elf there are.

>>42014149
BUTT

>>42014159
>Dark elf trying to nag her husband about forgetting to do the dishes
>He keeps staring at her ass
>She asks what's so fascinating
>He says "butta"
>she rapes him

>>42014149
Yeah they’re kinda one of the only races in the MGE universe that should go extinct imo, I’ve never liked them when I first read about them.

>>42014185
I wouldn't go far

>>42014181
BUTTA

>>42014196
Dark elves have nice bums. They're either highly fit or highly sedentary, both of which give them massive dumptrucks.

>>42014196
Bros how is a man supposed to resist that sweet delf coco butter?

>>42014216
I want to bounce a mythril coin off that ass.

>>42014216
Muscled butts on elves are subpar, they belong on onis and other much bigger species.
You can tell an elf butt is high quality when you slap it and it keeps jiggling for a solid 5 seconds.

>>42007797
Found more Wendigo art since winter is coming up.

>>42014299
Carrier has arrived

>>42014299
Just because the school bus can't get through the snow it doesn't mean Papa Wendi's kids will stay home

>>42014299
>>42014331
Off to school, don't want to keep Whitehorn-san waiting!

>>42014331
>>42014370
>White horn teacher
>Many small wendigos, yetis and yuki-onas
>Some Eros followers too
Snowville has the cutest school, doesn't matter that it only has 18 students.

>>42014012
>>42014057
It's only semi-acceptable when she's newly hired and found your old stash of rags.

>At least she didn't find the poop socks

>>42011961
Turn based combat is cool. My favorite spell is kamikaze in dragon quest.

>>42012369
Anon please, don't remind me. I don't want to lose it.

Is it unusual to never initiate sex with monster wife, but never refuse when she initiates it?

>>42014633
It's the default state of most faggots here.

>>42014431
I swear to God, stop speaking about such things. I'm actually in pain.

>>42014646
>be fresh teacher right out of teaching-school
>get a job as a substitute in Snowville since White Horn went on maternity leave
How will young city-slicker substitute-teacher anon adapt to life in the snowy valley?

>>42014628
I have come to a final conclusion, I’d rather be a Wendigo’s husband instead of a Nacha’s because with Nacha’s you literally become a dick head, that your dick is moved to the top of your head, that is too weird for me and would probably feel very weird too transforming where your dick is gradually moved to your forehead.

>>42014663
By showing everyone his fancy snowplow, and being the best darn substitute there since Ms. Grapesnake left for warmer climate

>>42014679
I have my doubts about Ms. Grapesnake's teaching credentials if she thought she'd stay there for long.

>>42014668
Also another reason a Wendigo wife would probably be better for me I would add is I got a husky so the environment is perfect for him, rather than with a Nacha we would be living mostly underground or warmer places.

>>42010103
I want to give her a back massage after her workout

>>42014768
She was a substitute, kinda in the name anon

ded
Come on, zombies aren't gonna warm up by themselves.

>>42015296
Snow is good. Cold is comfy. Don't @ me

>>42014299
Why does his face look like a ghost from 'pac man' after the little yellow dude eats one of the big dots?
Is he blinky, pinky, inky or clyde?

>>42015296
many monsters show an expression of pure smug when they wear hubby's shirt
anyone know why?

>>42015384
Pheromones. She has her hubby's scent when she wears it, and he's going to have hers once he gets it back.

>>42015296
A zombie wife would not want to get out of bed when its cold.
Either invest in a good heat pump, or be ready to pump into her every morning.

Me, my wendigo wife, my three daughters and my dog.

Also this is my first MGE art so please be nice.

>>42015540
Your dog is giving your daughter a dirty look

>>42015759
Yeah I didn’t know where to put his eyes pointing at, if he was staring straight he would be looking right into your very soul.

Which now thinking about it are their magical animals canon in the MGE that aren’t connected to the demon lord at all, that they’re kinda just there like a Easter egg you find in a game.

>>42015540
That's pretty good. Though you did take the idea of daughters being smaller versions of their mom too literally.
Be aware that the husband can only go under his wife's coat. He doesn't have one of his own.

>>42015810
I’m a unique case even my wife was surprised that I could generate one of my own, now I’m dripped out in my flowing purple coat.

sex on the beach with older monsters

>>42015540
You just know.

>>42016069
Why do I picture big meaty dragons when reading this?

>>42016112
because they are most likely sunbathing, either nude or in a string bikini

>>42016112
dragons and beach go together like white on rice

>>42015540
cute

>>42007797

>>42016112
cause they brainwashed you, who? the hagons, they put vids that go over why big meaty dragons are the best