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Extraordinarily trustworthy monsters

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>> No.41973471
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41973471

Forget all the fancy species, all you need is a simple werecat.

>> No.41973473

>>41973457
auntie nuki let me touch her nuki

>> No.41973483
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>>41973473
For free?

>> No.41973484
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you should probably unseal monsters

>> No.41973490
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41973490

Auntsters are the most trustworthy monsters there are
Prove me wrong

>> No.41973491

>>41973484
Like a Dragon Cthulhu?

>> No.41973501
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>>41973491
No, free the fox from her human form

>> No.41973503

>>41973484
i go on adventures JUST to unseal monsters, there was probably a misunderstanding anyway

>> No.41973523
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41973523

Gonna become a male idol for the Sabbath. I don't want wrinkly grannies chasing me without them getting aged down first.

>> No.41973531

>>41973483
yes, all i gotta do is drop a load in her nuki

>> No.41973539
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>>41973490
this elf offered me some candy if i go with her

>> No.41973552
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41973552

>when anon doesn't want to cocoon, Greenworm has to take action into her own hands

>> No.41973555

If you need me I'll be making a poorly timed suicide joke around emotional support monsters

>> No.41973563

>>41973552
caterpillars are all muscle

>> No.41973581
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>>41973457

>> No.41973590

>41973581
>3d

>> No.41973597
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>> No.41973601

>>41973501
I am sorry I prefer dragons and always will

>> No.41973602
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>>41973590
Wrong kind of 3d

>> No.41973603

>>41973539
>you look familiar...
>"I don't know what you're talking about"
>yea...aren't you the archmage for the evil demon lord?
>"Y-you must be mistaken"
>yea, I remember looking at your evil speech video and-
>"How about some video games to go with your candy?"
>okie dokie, lead the way
totally trustworthy

>> No.41973649
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>>41973471
Where cat?

>> No.41973736
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>>41973473
>Blasting Limp Bizkit for your nuki aunster.

>> No.41973742
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41973742

Squishy zombo

>> No.41973750
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>>41973742
dumb undead get squished

>> No.41973772
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>>41973742
and they got the best jiggle in the whole game

>> No.41973790

>>41973736
i did it for the nuki

>> No.41973805

>>41973750
Jiangshi are actually mid-to-high tier undead once warmed up.

>> No.41973840

>>41973805
i'd say they're the most powerful undead besides lich, dragonzombie and maybe pharaoh.
i'm not really sure where to rank phantoms

>> No.41973883

>>41973840
You have upset the Vampires and Wights by saying this.

>> No.41973895

>>41973883
i'm sure they'll do just fine at the beauty pageant but jiangshi are super busted

>> No.41973897
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>>41973805
all undead will be squished

>> No.41973952

i had an idea for a short story, Jiangshi is the martial art teacher of a young anon looking to be the winner of the local barehanded tournatment and dethroning the old champ thats a grumpy old hellhound whose grip on the title is tighter than her chest binding have to be so her tits dont knock out someone

>> No.41973977
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>Come on Anon, it's just a little electricity
>Ever been tazed? It's kinda like that...
>Only it feels good and also makes you horny
>Trust me, it's a good time, don't be such a baby
>What? I mean, yeah, there are still muscle spasms, but they feel really great, come on, it will be fun!

>> No.41973997

>>41973977
now does zap weasel milk come out electric blue

>> No.41974022
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>>41973977
>eh, could be fun
>later that night...

>> No.41974025
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41974025

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>> No.41974042
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>> No.41974075

Danuki-chan is my greatest ally.

>> No.41974161
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41974161

I want miss Wight to sing for me.

>> No.41974211

>>41974161
granted but she sings rob zombie to you

>> No.41974243

>>41974042
Mmm, fresh meat.

>> No.41974272

>>41973742
>>41973750
>>41973772
Breaking News! Local anon who's a whale has sadly pulled a Qiqi. Thrice!

>> No.41974315

Could I make a decent living as a pickpocket in MGC? There seems to be a lot of haughty nobles running around to steal from

>> No.41974325

>>41974315
what would you even need money for?

>> No.41974359
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41974359

Is it really a loosing battle if you are gonna fight a boy who obviously has a harem? No, I ain't gonna cuck him or steal his girls. I mean, are non-mamono realm adventurers who're tasked or forced to fight up against a mamono realm harem MC a death sentence and such quests should be avoided if you know what's good for you?

>> No.41974369

>>41974325
Buying fancy things and the prestige of being a master thief

>> No.41974373

>>41973977
>don't be a pussy, Anon
>just one hit
>by the end of the night Anon is convulsing in her lap
>all the raiju's friends are congratulating her on her new "shock jockey"

>> No.41974385

I am gonna waltz into dragonia alone

>> No.41974426

>>41974315
be a fighter or something, more honor there as well prestige

>> No.41974436
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cow?

>> No.41974441

>>41974436
That does seem to be a hellcow.

>> No.41974445

>>41974436
almost perfect, but shoulders to hip ratio needed to be a tweaked a bit but thats all

>> No.41974452

>>41974426
Honor is lame. It will never beat the thrill of a successful heist in some Wight's mansion

>> No.41974455

I am very high right now, but not enough for this.

>> No.41974463

>>41974452
yup, beating then raping a dragon that thought just cause she was bigger she knew how to fight

>> No.41974464

>>41974445
as much as I'd love to get the artist to fix it, they're knee deep in comms and pretty much abandoned the character for a cyclops at this point, so I keep it around just for fun

>> No.41974483

>>41974464
its ok, just something that kinda irks me when i see muscle girl art, always top-heavy, its better when the arms are bit smaller than the lower half. but at least she dont got a skinny waist, so shes truly strong

>> No.41974538

>>41973457
>trusted a tanuki with my virginity
>still hasn’t returned it even after asking almost everyday for it

>> No.41974564
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>>41974538
sorry anon, she sold it to her friend

>> No.41974581

>>41974538
I hate to tell you this but she's basically stolen it, a tanuki has stolen your virginity and getting it back is impossible.

>> No.41974591

>Eros girls decide that they've had enough of this rape business
>get monsters together and explain that they need to properly marry humans
>one cupid makes the fateful comment that they aren't allowed to have sex with a man unless he's wearing a ring they gave him
>monsters take this literally
>manticores using their tail juices to lube up rings and shove them onto guy's fingers
>living armor incorporating rings into their fingers and stuffing guys inside themselves
>mermaids putting rings in treasure chests and waiting for some guy to put them on
>arachne binding guy's hands and slipping rings on
>amazons making giant gold hoops they throw over guys before carrying them off
>demons handing out "contract rings" with terms and service agreements
>hellhounds just wrestling a guy to the ground and forcing the ring onto his finger

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>Move to the Zipangu section of MGC
>Cupid friend leaves a ring of lightning resistance in the mailbox
what did she mean by this

>> No.41974619
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>>41974591
>hellhounds just wrestling a guy to the ground and forcing the ring onto his finger
with those big meaty paws? unlikely

>> No.41974665

Demon onee-chan wants your innocent little soul.

>> No.41974667

>>41974591
it's hot (if a bit silly) when a girl is trying to force a ring onto a man
i don't know why i always go for the desperate ones

>> No.41974671

>>41974591
cant put a ring on me, lest i do it first

>> No.41974718

>>41974591
>amazons making giant gold hoops they throw over guys before carrying them off
Distract her with your hula hoop skills

>> No.41974735

>>41974718
I dunno, gyrating your hips might just turn her on more.

>> No.41974737

>>41974619
>hellhound's meat mitts too big
>can't hold the ring properly
>guy clenching his fist isn't making things any easier
>struggle continues for several hours
>guy is too exhausted to move
>sweaty hellhound gets the ring secured between her shaking claws
>manages to slip in on over the first joint of the guy's pinky
>close enough
>triumphantly howls before pulling away the what little clothing was left on his body

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41974744

Weird leech-bat-ninja servant/wife

>> No.41974762
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>>41974735
Trust me anon she'll be too distracted by the cool tricks to notice how erotic it is. Just be sure you throw your shirt off first too so it doesn't snag on the hoop

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>>41974744
You should always marry your minion(s)

>> No.41974779

>>41974619
I'd find those big meaty paws attempting to shove a ring onto my finger and constantly failing oddly adorable

>> No.41974789

>>41974591
>ghouls using their mouths to slip on rings
>lava golems pulling a guy's hand inside themselves and forming a band of molten gold around it
>smoke hobos giving renewal rings to the guy that they've totally been married to for years
>dragons fluctuate between providing the crappiest plastic arcade prize rings to the hope diamond on a band depending on how desperate they are
>onis and wine goats getting Anons drunk to put rings on their fingers
>dark elves shaking guys with realm silver to put bands on their unconscious bodies
>danukis making offers men can't refuse
>harpies and monsters with claws or meaty paws asking men to put on rings to "test for enchantments" since they don't have fingers
>only unicorns actually play by the rules and get properly engaged
>rate of single mint horses plummets to zero in a month

>> No.41974796

>>41974737
>she put it on the wrong hand

>> No.41974810

>>41974774
Her submissiveness turns me off...

>> No.41974827
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>>41974789
>onis and wine goats getting Anons drunk to put rings on their fingers
>they get too drunk as well and anon ends up with 10 rings on his toes

>> No.41974845

>>41974827
>shit sis, you put it on wrong
>nah, girl
>if it's on his body, it's time to get naughty
>drunken onis start whooping and hollering while shotgunning beers over the Anon slumped over the bar
>cupid watching from the corner pours herself another glass of whiskey

>> No.41974850

>>41974810
your underling isn't biding her time trying to undermine your authority and rule over you at every opportunity?

>> No.41974852

>>41974789
>wurms making crude yet still cool rings of gold with cool shiny stones they found while digging
>Cyclops giving a free ring that is the most perfectly made and decorated ring for their first adventurer who came back to their shop

>> No.41974865

>>41974810
just honk her tits and she'll turn dominant

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>>41974789
>angels use their halos as makeshift handcuffs
>Minotaurs rope men with lassos since the cupids never specified metal rings

>> No.41974895
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>> No.41974906

>>41974779
>get chased down by hellhound
>she gets on top of you and holds your hand down
>spends the next 15 mins trying to grab the ring in her pocket, and another 15 trying to put it on your finger
>you accepted your role as husband at 10 min and even pick up the ring when she fumbles it many times
>would have put it on yourself but she insists on doing it right
>atleast she let you go on a water break when the ring rolled into some bushes

>> No.41974933
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41974933

Do you think the thing on Krakens head is a mantle-like hat or an actual biological mantle/trunk?

>> No.41974938

>>41974845
they better slow down on those beers or they'll pass out before getting anon into their beds

>> No.41974957

>>41974933
removable if apophis hood is anything to go by

>> No.41975144

>>41974619
I will make her humble

>> No.41975157

>>41973471
But I want to the early bird special

>> No.41975175
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>>41974933
It's a part of her body, but it can be hidden with magic.

>> No.41975193
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>>41975157
The early bird gets the worm

>> No.41975211
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>>41975157
here is your morning birb

>> No.41975237

>>41975211
>"E-early bird? Does that mean Anon thinks I'm a young girl? Oh no! That means he won't do 'that' with me!"

>> No.41975246

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that taking a wurm bowling can be a dangerous affair....
As would be taking an oni.
Or Minotaur.
Acutally, too many girls are too strong or bowling.

>> No.41975259
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>>41975211
Evil jubjub.....

>> No.41975263

>>41975259
i see no evil

>> No.41975275
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41975275

>>41975263
Evil...

>> No.41975289
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>>41975259
>>41975275
jubs are only evil if they dont have a hubby
do your part in battling evil and marry a jub jub today!

>> No.41975299

>>41975211
Canadian nipples

>> No.41975311

>>41975237
But I want to do 'that" with her. All day every day

>> No.41975328

>>41975289
Parasitic sex creatures are... cute?
Unexpected.

>> No.41975345

>>41975328
ms parasite slime has a lovely smile

>> No.41975347

One of the real challenges of being a male idol is knowing how to deal with Alp idols.
Your fans will ship you with them. Your fans will ship you getting Alp'd, too. Just remain calm and think of cute Sabbath girls.

>> No.41975355

>>41975347
just make out with your tanuki manager on stage, that'll show them

>> No.41975367

>>41975157
>go to MG diner
>order the early bird special
>a 42 year old chain smoking black harpy comes to your booth and asks if you want coffee with your meal as she opens her legs for you

>> No.41975375

>>41975367
and here i thought she was going to ask me how i like my eggs

>> No.41975391

>>41975367
can I at least get a side of pancakes?

>> No.41975402

>>41975345
:)
>>41975347
I only have eyes on my buff, stoic Jinko bodyguard.

>> No.41975405

>>41975355
>Tanuki manager
We've established why that's a bad idea. Also, making out on stage is an excellent way to force a retirement from the idol lifestyle.

>> No.41975427

>>41975345
is the parasite slime itself referred to as a she or an "it"?

>> No.41975435
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>>41975405
why is it bad? I just want to make my old tanuki manager feel like a young girl again

>> No.41975437

>>41975427
Singular "they/them"

>> No.41975441

>>41975427
slimes are all female so i see no reason to distinguish her

>> No.41975467

>>41975259
>>41975275
I'm a changed man. I love jubs now. I love my jub wife.

>> No.41975469
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41975469

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/103384787

>> No.41975511
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41975511

Look at this totally human female nun who is a human female

>> No.41975526

>>41975441
Oh it's gonna be weird seeing a blob of pink slime with a goofy smile as a girl

>> No.41975530
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41975530

pat the weasel

>> No.41975532

>>41975511
Robots are not to be trusted

>> No.41975536

>>41975511
it makes me want to abandoned monsters for human girls such as nuns, elves, dwarfs, and shrine maidens!

>> No.41975539

>>41975526
put a bow or ribbon on her and try again

>> No.41975553

don't have an affair with a yokai while you're still dating that human shrine maiden. i know it's popular for the yokai to gang-fuck the local shrine maiden's new boyfriend behind her back but it's still wrong and makes you prone to spiritual corruption

>> No.41975555

>>41975526
Imagine her with a face that a normal slime would have and optionally her carrier is mob faced.

>> No.41975621
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41975621

>>41975526
I always thought this was a better way to do parasite slimes. Seeing some super buffed up succ knight standing in your path and suddenly her genki slime pops her head through the armor to say hi and ruin the first meeting.

>> No.41975628

>>41974591
>Anon wakes up
>theres a tight cockring around the base of his morning wood locking it in
>Chesh:"Instructions were unclear"

>> No.41975635

>>41975621
>succ knight tries to be intimidating but her slime wont let her
wonder what wacky shenanigans they get up to with squire anon

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41975694

beep beep
fox ass delivery

>> No.41975719

>>41975694
too small, wheres the return center?

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41975809

>>41975526
you like cats right? right?

>> No.41975823

>>41975809
What a nice statue, I'm gonna take it home and put it on my lawn

>> No.41975876

>>41975809
Ma'am, you appear to be leaking

>> No.41975888

>>41975553
>human shrine maiden
I only recognise whites snakes as shrine maidens. Those pesky yokai small fries won't dare to offend her.

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41975907

>>41975888
>shrine maiden protecting anon from yokai, colorized

>> No.41976014
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41976014

stop monkeying around

>> No.41976023

>>41976014
you're right, how am I supposed to beat bloonarius with a base kauken?

>> No.41976059

>>41976014
don't make me feel like a fish out of water

>> No.41976120
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>>41976023
give her your mana juice to increase her power level

>> No.41976205

Go to lescatie get and yourself a cool demon silver sword
Then get the cool knight lady to teach you

>> No.41976216
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41976216

Desert Kingdoms aren't all heat and sand, y'know.

>> No.41976229

>>41976216
Where is the monster girl you FUCK.

>> No.41976242

>>41976205
what if lady knight IS the sword? (and has a bomb ass too)

>> No.41976243

>>41976229
Indoors with their respective husbands (not you)

>> No.41976244

>>41976216
Good thing I packed warm clothes for the night. Now, which building is the Inn?

>> No.41976259

>>41973552
You WILL fuck the bug
You WILL live in the pod
and you will be happy

>> No.41976260
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>>41976216
It occurs to me that I REALLY hope monster societies have impeccable soundproofing methods. Because the last thing I want to deal with is JAV screeches from neighbors every single night.
Yet another point in favor of Green Demon Realms where at least there's space.

>> No.41976269

>>41976243
>respective husbands (not you)
Me sneaking inside Pharaoh palace in the night with that nice Apophis lady I bumped into.

>> No.41976274
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>>41976260
The haunting echoes of hey mister as you walk the alleyways at night

>> No.41976285
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>>41976244
The one with the bouncer hanging around out front that's as large as she is bored.
While crime rates are thankfully rock bottom, it makes for incredibly dry guard shifts.

>> No.41976292

>>41976285
Wow! What a big dog! Good girl!

>> No.41976457

>>41976285
Damn night guard must be great then

>> No.41976467

>>41976260
Ahah imagine throwing a rock at her to make her fall in the water and then use your 100lvl conceal spell to hide.

>> No.41976500

>>41976285
! | !

>> No.41976538

>>41976285
Time to commit some cartoonish crimes with miss apophis and rub it on her face.

>> No.41976612
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>>41976292
>Good girl!
>upon hearing that her breath became short and heavy, her legs started to shake, her cheeks burned red
>H-how did you call me?
>she asked, as fiery lust blew flames in her heart, and needy itch irritated her suddenly ovulating womb

>> No.41976625

>>41976612
>stern, duty-focused Anubis suddenly reduced to a sweating and leaking bitch in heat
many such cases

>> No.41976642

>>41976625
>smug and bratty anon suddenly gets corrected into mindbroken, thoroughly and roughly milked chewtoy for seducing the servant of pharaoh
why does this keep happening, bros?

>> No.41976685

Dogs are made to be tamed

>> No.41976746

>>41976285
>when you show up 1 minute late at her date

>> No.41976903

Even though I find my Jinko bodyguard extremely attractive to the point I have difficulty hiding my arousal caused by her presence, I keep the relationship purely professional because I know I'm not worthy of her affection and the idea of becoming my girlfriend would be insulting to her.

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ded

>> No.41977157

>>41977142
ded is comfy and cemetery is the comfiest place

>> No.41977205
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>>41976685
no, dogs are already tamed, they just don't know it yet

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>>41977142
They keep misplacing the tablets

>> No.41977274

>>41977247
>R-Return the slab!

>> No.41977287

>>41977274
What's yer offer?

>> No.41977296

>>41977142
>>41977247
So who keeps stealing them?

>> No.41977504

>>41977296
me (I don't know how to ask her out)

>> No.41977601

You should marry your stalker.

>> No.41977613

>>41977601
I wonder who was behind this post.

>> No.41977618

>>41977601
t. Shirohebi

>> No.41977625

>>41977601
Fuck off already and stop leaving me those disgusting cookies, I know what you are putting in them.

>> No.41977630

>>41977601
no, she's a dirty freedumber and General Voronin would never agree to our romance

>> No.41977631
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I love cheshire cats. The fact that they can do from teasing/borderline mean to a super adorable cutesy and wanting is very appealing. Also the fuzzy ears, magics and creativeness they've got is super cool

>> No.41977634

>>41977625
Just shut up and eat them.

>> No.41977655
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41977655

My wish is to marry the oldest and most baby crazy echidna

>> No.41977733

Why are there so many mamono posting in this thread

>> No.41977739

>>41977733
Bunyips waking up

>> No.41977747
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Clacking is overated. My preferred sounds are things like the distant jingling of a bell, unplaceable laughter, and—of course—silence.

>> No.41977749

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5774216
your thoughts?

>> No.41977769

>>41977739
Bad at talking to men.

>> No.41977787

>>41977749
Leave faggot

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>>41977601
But we don't even speak the same language.

>> No.41977817

>>41977804
Is she really your stalker if she didn't learn to speak your language fluently just to talk with you?

>> No.41977819

>>41977749
>futanari
>pegging
Thoughts: fuck off

>> No.41977821
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>>41977804
Love is the universal language.

>> No.41977826

>>41977804
Language is not a deterrent to stop love,actions speak louder than words after all

>> No.41977869

>>41977749
I like it when it isn't futa. Rimming is okay but I probably wouldn't like it done to me.

>> No.41977902
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41977902

Dont read scripture kids, shit's wild

>> No.41977915

>>41977902
you mean its a bad idea to have a bookshelf stacked with eldritch tomes?

>> No.41977934

>>41977915
>Shog uses masters tomes to summon more sisters to serve master

>> No.41977943

>>41977934
>Willingly summoning competition
is this one of those cases where her goals are beyond my understanding?

>> No.41977947

>>41977817
I want to see a white snake wriggle happily when I express interest in learning her language in return.

>> No.41977949

>>41977943
Your the one with Eldrich tomes on the shelf
They will definantly put them to use in your favor

>> No.41977951

>No literal cavewoman echidna who never bothered to learn a language

>> No.41977963

>>41977949
Hey,they just looked like neat books to collect

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>>41977951
Need this but with mino, yeti, or sandworm. But especially mino.

Communication solely by body language and grunts. And then as you live with them for an extended period of time, they pick up your language but in a very broken way.
>Mino: Hubby make love me now!!!
>She grabs you and has her way with you
Even better if despite the lack of verbal language they're still quite intelligent. Excellent hunters, good eye for detail, quick pattern recognition, etc. Calls you stupid in her very broken verbal skills for not catching onto something as quickly as she did.

>> No.41978001

Cavewoman wendigo when? simple girls are the best,they just need hubby,food and shelter

>> No.41978011

>>41978001
What's the point if she can't read you bedtime stories...

>> No.41978022

>>41978011
She could sing the song of her people instead,or a good night kiss

>> No.41978031

>>41978011
>>41978022
>humming a tune while giving you a massage until you fall asleep

>> No.41978101

Post buff minos!

>> No.41978128
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>>41978001
>Cavewoman wendigo when?
>Wendigo

What about miss Wendigo's scarier, creepier and more violent and visceral relative? The Skinwalker.

>> No.41978137

>>41978128
Are sweet and really tamable. They're like us, lonely and depraved of love.

>> No.41978149

>>41977819
>>41977869
I guess i should read tags next time.

>> No.41978173

>>41978128
That sounds even better,would impregnate

>> No.41978204

>>41977991
>Calls you her "Stoopid hubby"
>Kisses you
Luv me cavemino wife

>> No.41978246

What if I'm the caveman living in the snow forest ?

>> No.41978251

>>41978246
expect a visit from a sabertooth jinko then

>> No.41978280

>>41978251
Can I be the tamer, not the tamed one ?

>> No.41978299

>>41978251
>jinko with BEEG fangs
Oh god

>> No.41978334

>>41978251
Is she going to feel turned off if I'm excited instead of afraid?

>> No.41978339

>>41978299
>has the cutest lisp ever

>> No.41978365

>>41975375
You'll get your eggs in a couple of months Anon.

>>41975391
Ask Cheryl, the Minotaur chef she makes the grub.

>> No.41978407

>>41978280
Just give her some cooked meat and she'll be tamed pronto. Best way to a girl's heart is through her stomach, and also a warm campfire to cuddle near. She might try to move you into her cave though, mostly because she wants to show off her fur rug from the last hunt

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41978418

>I want to look at Anon but I can't

>> No.41978431

>>41978407
>taming wild MG
Dont,her descendants will end up as shortstacks,all bark no bite

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>> No.41978493

>>41978453
Apparently she was a general in the order army who treated a certain recruit as her maid

After getting turned into a monstergirl she now has feelings for him

t. google translated artist notes

>> No.41978503

>>41978418
What is that organism hiding behind the corner.

>> No.41978510

>>41978503
some smug cat hiding that Basilisk's mask so she can get together with her crush

>> No.41978711

>>41977817
I find the thought of a hebi speaking broken engrish with a thick accent weirdly arousing.

>> No.41978718

>>41978711
Careful.

>> No.41978754

>>41978510
Gonna get my basalisk to shout "Optic blast!"

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>>41978431
and where's the problem? Shortstack descendants have the best chances of producing offspring and grandchildren and that's very important for a near-extinct Jinko subspecies; and even though your daughters will be bad at hunting alone they'll still be able to help the husbands hunt better because of her Tamed heritage bonus.

>> No.41978771

>>41978407
Good, she can help me fighting the long nose tribe

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ded

>> No.41979017

Domesticated Jinkos

>> No.41979026
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41979035

You are gonna get molested by an elf-

>> No.41979065

So... Do mamono settle down once they get married?

>> No.41979141

>>41979035
Elves scare me, I'd rather be protected by those cool P'Orc girls who always break into the elves sacred baths.

>> No.41979158

Being stalked by my old Succubus pre k teacher because I nibbled on her tail when I was a child.

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>>41979141
porcs are good girls who protect you from mean elves

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41979240

I want miss Wight to groom me into her boytoy.

>> No.41979291

>>41979240
>discord groomer servers
>full of creepy hags inviting young boys they hunt for in online games
>latest gaming GPUs for dick pics
that's the type of grooming I approve

>> No.41979341

>>41979240
I want her to make me dinner

>> No.41979392

>>41979291
Do NOT meet up with a hag you meet through this.

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41979506

>>41977625
Don't be rude. You should at least say thanks to her for making delicious cookies for you.

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41979510

>> No.41979515

its easy to be the mofu if you just try

>> No.41979516

>>41979291
i would have been snapped up like the innocent lamb who didnt know who the old big bad wolf was and she was right beside him, licking hs neck and softly whispering things in his ear

>> No.41979524

>>41979515
>anon Alps into a fox

>> No.41979537

Remember not to ignore the local undine for the slimes in her domain. She's getting lonely.

>> No.41979610

>>41979515
just because hy hair is fluffy does NOT mean that a random fox can come up to me and try to trade fluffings by shoving her tail in my face while she shoves her face in the back of my head.

>> No.41979628

>>41977625
>have a stalker who leaves you cookies all the time
>not a fan of cookies though
>keep mentioning out loud to no one in particular how you like muffins and cinnamon rolls more
>next week you get blueberry muffins and a myriad of delicious other confections
>she still uses too much blood in the recipe though

>> No.41979658

>>41973581
Harem horse is very photogenic.
She should be at the center of the family pictures.

>> No.41979676

>>41979628
I feel too bad to get rid of them so i just kind of leave them in boxes in the corner of my kitchen.

>> No.41979689

>>41978418
>Cheshire cat plays pranks to get couples together in her school
>years later she looks at her yearbook with tears because everyone had a happy ending but her

>> No.41979737

>>41977601
Does she count as a stalker if she's also my landlord?

>> No.41979745

>>41979737
That's extreme stuff. She probably steals your used shirts or something.

>> No.41979779 [DELETED] 

>>41979745
I am

>> No.41979800

>>41979537
Undines are rare, hard to get and carry with them a heavy responsibility.
I'd rather get a lv1 slime wife who always has a dumb & happy look on her face.

>> No.41979803

>>41979779
What?

>> No.41979808

>>41979737
What if you showed banshee what is its like for you TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND ?

>> No.41979811

>>41979803
Ignore it

>> No.41979826

>>41979811
That felt like important evidence to something.

>> No.41979854

>>41979779
I saw it
Stop stealing my shirts, or at least bring your clothing to replace the shirts you keep stealing.

>> No.41979875

>>41979854
>>41979826
>>41979811
What was it ?

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41979883

>>41979875

>> No.41979905

>>41979883
Wut, I'm even more confused. It's 12 jul or 07 Dec ? I am what ?

>> No.41979913

>>41979905
...

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>>41979905
the reply is implying that it's posted by the Yandere Stalker Landlord who steals Anon's clothes posting and confirming that she does steal clothes from Anon

i don't have any yandere images to post with this post so have yourself a cat

>> No.41979927

>>41979913
I'm retarded, send help

>> No.41979937

>>41979927
Sending it now. Listen out for it.

>> No.41979941

>>41979924
I see thanks for the explanation and this lovely cat

>> No.41980002
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41980002

Kot is good.

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>>41980002
Hmmm.....

>> No.41980062

>>41979924
The reply was me typing up a joke but then thinking maybe it was in bad taste typing back several times to rewrite it then giving up and closing the reply window but accidently hitting reply because I'm clumsy and sleep deprived

>> No.41980091

>>41980012
>Fuzzy
>Wagging tail
That’s a dog

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>>41980062
my life is a joke as I use monster girls as a crutch for being both unable and unwilling to attract a human woman.
Love them or hate them, a hole is a hole.

>> No.41980139

Need bratty oppai loli mg to tease me for liking her huge knockers

>> No.41980150

>>41980139
Like noise lolis?

>> No.41980176

is it normal to wake up surronded by dolphin monster girls and should i jump off the raft i found myself on or should i go with the orcas?

>> No.41980352

>>41980150
No clue what you mean by that

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>>41980176
Wherever you go, you'll get raped. Just stay on the raft.

>> No.41980574

>sandworm park
>like a trailer park but it's bunch of sandworms and their husbands living together

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41980595

Anal with plump lolis

>> No.41980669

>>41979493
>walk into her 'throne' room
>throw the bigtitty maido behind her over my shoulder
>walk out the back door
>tell the one on the left she can follow us if she wants

>> No.41980755

>>41979628
Dumb move.
You should have said to one girl, "I keep geeting these cookies, but I really only eat cinnamon buns."
Next girl, the same but"...only eat choc muffins."
Etc, etc.
Identify the suspect.
Or you get a mix of different baked goods all at once, then you're definitely screwed.

>> No.41980802

>>41980755
>Or you get a mix of different baked goods all at once, then you... need to find a >>41973581

>> No.41980936

>>41980595
If they are plump, they aren't really lolis. This is how you can tell.

>> No.41980978
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41980978

Probably the last update before we release our demo for "Garden of Roses" in January.

Finishing up a couple new music tracks for the game, then our composer will be away for a bit. Need to refine the sound design in the meantime and polish up some UI/programming stuff. The demo covers the first 2 days of the game, which spans 14 days altogether.

Posting because I know there's at least 2 or 3 people in these threads who've been interested in keeping up to date.

You can support us at the usual Outis Media places.

>> No.41980994

>>41980978
>Posting because I know there's at least 2 or 3 people in these threads who've been interested in keeping up to date.
based and spiteposting pilled

>> No.41980998

>>41980978
That's pretty neat

>> No.41980999

>>41980978
that's a lovely byrd, would rub her wing-ears gently.

>> No.41981026

>>41980978
>Posting because I know there's at least 2 or 3 people in these threads who've been interested in keeping up to date.
Watching this develop has been worth the $5/month. Keep it up.

>> No.41981050

>>41980978
nice

>> No.41981057

>>41980978
>tsundere gyaru
>pink megane

What other fetishes does this game have, anon?

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>>41980936
Wrong, lolis being plump just means theyre blessed with bodies that bloom early in the right places.

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>>41980978
GIVE BROWN BIRDGIRL

>> No.41981110

which harpies would have dark skins?

>> No.41981128

>>41978101
>Post buff minos!
This.

>> No.41981130

>>41980978
Weird, this video popped into my recommended feed the day before you posted this.

Same brown bird?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5G0XmdFLj8&t=7s

>> No.41981132

>>41981110
>All charcoal black crow girl

>> No.41981141

>>41981110
>Even blacker black harpies
Yes

>> No.41981149

>>41980978
>>41981130
>bully harpies
This isn't going to get dark, is it, anon?

>> No.41981191

>>41981132
>>41981141
what other types would there be?

>> No.41981210

>>41981149
School shooting ending for the win

>> No.41981224

>>41980978
These guys are making their third VN and I can't even finish my shoggy greentext. Fuck.

>> No.41981228

>>41981191
Quite a lot of bird species have black legs, so all of them could be
There is also that one fancy breed of black chicken

>> No.41981230

>>41981191
Why would you want another type of harpy?

>> No.41981250

>>41981224
Just commission it

>> No.41981276
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>>41981230
Why wouldn't I?

>> No.41981307

>>41977601
I don't have one.

>> No.41981322

>>41981307
(He hasn't found out yet.)

>> No.41981332

>>41981276
What would happen if I gave a jubjub moth dust?

>> No.41981346

>>41980978
Lookin good Outis Anon.

>> No.41981360

>>41981332
a literal black hole of intellect, she drains the brains of those around her

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>>41981230
always maximum overbird

>> No.41981386

>>41981360
what would happen if a Haku got locked in with ultrajub?

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41981396

>> No.41981399

>>41980978
Lemme get wing hugs already

>> No.41981401

>>41981386
screaming, begging, crying as generations of knowledge is drained away, leaving only a dumb cow

>> No.41981436

>>41981401
>haku is reduced to empty headed cow ready for the milk pen
>jubjub can now do quantum physics

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41981461

>I derive erotic pleasure from performing repetitive industrial tasks.

>> No.41981467

>>41981461
my lovely forklift

>> No.41981471

You wouldn't hug a shirohebi would you?

>> No.41981475

>>41981471
Not unless her total body length exceeds 45 feet.

>> No.41981479

>>41981471
I'd rather hug a kejourou

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41981488

>>41981461
>>41981467
so perfect

>> No.41981494

>>41981191
Gandharvas as well

>> No.41981521

>>41981401
that makes me really sad, i never want any learncow to end up like that

>> No.41981522

>>41981467
Do you need certification to ride her?

>> No.41981533

Titania doesn't want to have sex with me, she says my penis looks too big, scary, dark, and smelly. How do I seduce a titania to get her to have sex with me?

>> No.41981535
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41981535

>>41981471
I would. What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.41981541

>>41980755
Look at this guy bragging about having multiple stalkers!

>> No.41981601
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41981601

>> No.41981628
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41981628

>> No.41981655

>>41981601
>Possum gf
>eats literal garbage
>has a weird fetish of wanting to get hit by a car
>will randomly go unconscious for no reason and appear to be dead
The perfect woman for me

>> No.41981669

>>41981471
I'll hug a boa shirohebi

>> No.41981692
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41981692

I will molest the molester

>> No.41981710
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41981710

>>41981669
>boa shirohebi
Read that as boat shirohebi for a second.

>> No.41981744
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>>41981628
I want this

>> No.41981746

Anyonw knows if the Pixiv apocalypse will affect MGE or KC?

>> No.41981770
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41981770

>>41981744
collecting various catgirls and adding them to your harem for their cool markings!

>> No.41981788

>>41981746
>1. It doesn't affect drawings
>2. KC doesn't do pixiv

>> No.41981793

>>41981770
A-Anon... they're connected...

>> No.41981849

>>41981788
>>1. It doesn't affect drawings

Please explain. What does it affect, then? The rules talk about an undefined "need for correction" category where your drawings could still be censored by mods before you can sell them. Aside from the "forbidden" category which talks about realistic 3d like art.

>> No.41981853

>>41981628
>I wanna use the commander to masturbate
something about this line specifically always sounds a little silly to me

>> No.41981887

>>41981849
Traces of the source material.

>> No.41981910
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41981910

>>41976285

>> No.41981943

>>41981710
RAPIST

>> No.41981996

>>41981849
It doesn’t affect stuff on Pixiv itself.
What it does affect is stuff sold or otherwise paid for through fanbox, fantia, skeb, etc. It’s entirely a payment issue.

>> No.41982011
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41982011

https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>Used to roll this thing once daily with 3 slots.
>No particular reason for this besides mindless entertainment.
>In almost every roll I got tsurara-onna accompanied by a couple of randoms.
>Like 70% of my rolls had a tsurara-onna.
>Stopped because of things taking up my time and forgetting to roll.
>Roll today: Tsurara-Onna accompanied by a couple of random mgs
Now, I am not saying that there is a pattern or that this is anything more than a coincidence... But I am starting to think this is not a coincidence anymore.

>> No.41982017
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41982017

The punishment for repeatedly forgetting your pen or pencil is that you have to come and get the loan one yourself.

>> No.41982058

>>41982011
Hope you like thick icy thighs

>> No.41982084
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41982084

Beware, the cheshires are roaming about

>> No.41982142
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41982142

I serve the Pharaoh in all things.

>> No.41982144
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>> No.41982192
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>>41982084
I'm going to call them all ugly

>> No.41982243

>>41980352
>doesn't know noise

>> No.41982431
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41982431

ded

>> No.41982430
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41982430

I love my Wives. Especially my Angel and head wife nun Maria!

>> No.41982452

>>41982431
How does one get undead to put some actual clothes on?

>> No.41982489
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41982489

>>41982430
:)

>> No.41982490
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41982490

>>41982452
If you went through the effort of getting a high class undead girl to take her clothes off, why make her put them back on?

>> No.41982491

>>41981770
blacked

>> No.41982500

>>41982489
Shes a good girl who just loves to help her host and momma Even though the slime is actually 2000 years old and she is 27.

>> No.41982513

>>41982500
Is she a veteran of many slime wars?

>> No.41982527

>>41982490
Because it distracts from work

>> No.41982531

>>41982431
wait that isn't a bush peeking out, what a ripoff

>> No.41982586

>>41982142
Pharaohs are so full of themselves, they think just because they have beauty and money and commanding powers they think they can turn you into their boytoy.

>> No.41982600
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41982600

Demon wives

>> No.41982604

>>41982586
She asked very nicely to be honest. She is very cool!

>> No.41982618

Super ghost and ghouls, but MGE

>> No.41982651

>>41982513
Shes never told me. Apparently she confessed to maria what shes done, but she doesnt want me to know. She just wants to forget and be her current derpy happy self.

>> No.41982657
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41982657

>>41982651
Slime PTSD from the slime war.

>> No.41982662
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>> No.41982665

>Anon comes across two sleeping minos in his travels
>moments later he is sandwiched between their hot, sweaty bodies in a strong embrace
>They're still asleep and show no signs of waking up anytime soon
>escape is impossible

>> No.41982681

>>41982618
>Super
Nah son, you gotta go deeper
gott go OG ghost and goblins
>Go through traps
>fight some of the deadliest monsters the world has to offer
>Said monsters stong enough to destoy your armor in a single swipe, leveing you in your undies
>Get to royal makai
>dont have relic to fight lilim with
>back to outside the castle
>Get back with relic
>Turns out this was all a phantom's illusion
>BACK TO YOUR HOME TOWN
>Have to get back with the godess Wedding ring
Congratulations, the story is happy end

>> No.41982706

>>41981910
! !

>> No.41982713

>>41982706
You must kiss both exclamation points, three times a day

>> No.41982719
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>> No.41982754

>>41982719
poor fox, her chest doesnt grow and her leg, thighs and ass only grow when she gets older

>> No.41982801

>>41982754
what a horrible curse. i'd better get over there and, uh, investigate thoroughly

>> No.41982855
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41982855

>>41982719
Fat.

>> No.41982883

>>41982719
Fat, vore monster

>> No.41982897

>>41982657
if she could cry sh would shed many tears over it. the derpy smile hides the pain.

>> No.41982901
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41982901

>>41982855
Don't be mean Ms. Wight, everyone always sees you sneaking extra pastries

>> No.41982921

>>41982901
I'd let Miss Wight vore me

>> No.41983003

I would ____ a Cu Sith.

>> No.41983012

>>41983003
Ban

>> No.41983057

>>41983012
that's only three characters, try again (;

>> No.41983066
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41983066

I don't know what happened but within a day shirohebis shot up from mid-tier girl to one I'd have as a second choice or would want my waifu to reincarnate as.

>> No.41983073
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41983073

How do I get my yuki-onna neighbor to make it colder?

>> No.41983080

>>41983066
One broke into your house and whispered white snake propaganda in your ear as you slept.

>> No.41983081
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41983081

>>41983066
no one can resist the hebi charm

>> No.41983092

>>41983003
remove myself from the presence of

>> No.41983095

>>41983081
hebi boner
hehe

>> No.41983096

>>41983092
too many characters, sorry

>> No.41983100
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41983100

>>41982921
You are gonna be “devoured” by shog instead

>> No.41983103

>>41982901
Ms. Wight single-handedly keeps baker anon's store in business

>> No.41983115
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41983115

>>41983066
snake wife best life

>> No.41983129

ヒューマン when?

>> No.41983135

>>41983103
>she keeps coming into his store for more goodies
>each time with a different bad disguise
>everyone knows its Ms. Wight, but are too scared to say anything
>baker anon is the only one fooled, even with the "Mr." Wight disguise of her with a fake mustache and glasses

>> No.41983139

>>41981461
do you guys have any enrichment activity ideas to keep her happy after she's dug out a couple miles of tunnels under the house?

>> No.41983141

>>41983100
I'll only take a shog if I get a kiki too

>> No.41983146
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41983146

Hehehehehe

>> No.41983148

>>41983146
I'd drink it

>> No.41983156

>>41983146
i assume they are goo fakes

>> No.41983160

>>41983146
I'd drink her milk and sniff her breath

>> No.41983174

>>41983139
what does ms. shog even need that many tunnels for

>> No.41983180

>>41983174
i'd give it to her as busy work and she gets a little carried away

>> No.41983182
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>>41983174
nothing important
just don't go in them

>> No.41983184
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41983184

>>41983146
>>41983156
fake goo boobs

>> No.41983229

>>41983182
If that's what I'm going to find in those tunnels, I will most definitely go into them.

>> No.41983247

>>41983139
>do you guys have any enrichment activity ideas to keep her happy after she's dug out a couple miles of tunnels under the house?
Paying her half of the goddamn rent/mortgage I hope

>> No.41983345
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>> No.41983355

Does anyone have the pic of the big minotaur sleeping on a bus with the box saying "mino meats"?

>> No.41983375
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41983375

If you were put in charge of writing MGE’s setting, what would you change?

>> No.41983400

>>41983182
What happens if I go in them?

>> No.41983413

>>41983375
sphinx could use some wings

>> No.41983458
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41983458

I wanna go into a temple, stroke a hebi's hair, then run away.

>> No.41983472

>>41983458
Personally I'd go for the tail

>> No.41983482

>>41983472
for sure. most monsters got hair but a fat tail is something special

>> No.41983511

>>41983400
you'll find shoggy in her comfy clothes watching the shog bowl on her shog recliner
she will be embarrassed and you will get a stern talking to

>> No.41983516

>>41983482
>Touch hebi tail
>Get insta-grabbed
>Yandere eyes
Touching her tail is basically a marriage proposal.
Imagine the warmth of being inside her tail. The crazy/coomer eyes she once she's grabbed you, and you're helpless inside her tail. Something primordial happens to snek brain once she's got her prey in her tail. You're in for a wild time.

>> No.41983517

>>41983511
Ah, I would just apologize then leave

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41983521

>>41983146

>> No.41983587

>>41983516
I want a dominant hebi to constrict me. Not too bad though, just enough to make me very uncomfortable.

>> No.41983590
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41983590

>>41973457

>> No.41983608

>>41983517
nope, as punishment you must watch the shog bowl with her
its the shog meidos vs. the shog butlers and your mind might not make it

>> No.41983611
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41983611

>> No.41983619

>>41983590
adoptable, heavily watermarked ai art?
now this is podracing

>> No.41983633
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>> No.41983637

Stop spamming AI garbage.

>> No.41983649

>>41983608
Ok then, I guess I will stay then

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41983652

>>41983375
Goblins are now green, trouble-making shortstacks.

>> No.41983674

>>41983375
Alps would cease to exist, gays would simply have their mental illness cured.

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41983685

>>41983135
I'm surprised her bodyguards haven't snatched him up and left him in her bed since she can't work up the courage to do it herself.

>> No.41983706

>>41983516
>slip on a patch of water and fall on ms hebi
>try to excuse it as an accident
>ms hebi clings to you
>there are no accidents, only fate
on a surely unrelated note hebis are pretty good with water magic.

>> No.41983707
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41983707

>>41983375
I'd fix the siths.

>> No.41983718

>>41983587
You will be surrounded head to toe inside her tail. All you will see in front of you is her face, her hair blocking out everything in the background.

Only her.

>> No.41983727

>>41983685
they keep getting distracted by the the cakes anon makes and spend the day eating instead of kidnapping
and yes, the bodyguards are starting to get a little pudge to their shock

>> No.41983789

>>41983375
Honeybee and hornet workers now all are capable of becoming queens and having children if they have enough sex with their husband. Giant ants can do it and it ruins the bee girls for me that they can't as well.

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>> No.41983827

>>41983375
Make it a modern setting where they invade our world. Also, no alps. If a homo encounters a monster girl, they become straight. More safe vore.

>> No.41983841

>>41983652
I'm going to anally fist two Goblins and use them as mitten in the winter.

>> No.41983868

>>41983841
Start off with gobbies and graduate to fully grown minos.

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41983885

>>41983375
Only thing I think I'd do is make the girls bigger on average. It sucks that ogres, cyclops, onis, etc.. despite being perfect big girl bait, are like average human height in the descriptions and art.
I'd also just do a bit more variety with the body shapes. Only girl that I can think of with muscles is the minotaur, and even it's pretty vanilla, and same goes for chubby girls too like orcs.
I know it's one of those things where "monstergirls are implied to look different then their descriptions often let on" but fuck it, I want 8' tall stronk ogre wife to throw me over her shoulder and force me to have violent, non-consensual cuddling. I'd just make it more canonically implied, and change the art to reflect it.

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>> No.41983928

>>41979291
The only reason this wouldn't work on me is that I have no way of knowing whether they actually are horny hags or regular scammers.

>> No.41983952

>>41981471
I would one with abs and big biceps.

>> No.41983954

>>41983928
ask for timestamped tit pics

>> No.41983960

>>41983954
>wererabbit with her pocketwatch on her tits

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>> No.41984059

>>41984046
Not now shoggy, someone is wrong on the internet!

>> No.41984091

>be a slave in a desert kingdom
>Anubis overseer assigns you to dig a fragment of an irrigation canal with another slave
>that other slave is a large, mean looking Minotaur
>you arrive there and she's just towering over you, intimidatingly
>you can already tell it's gonna be a shitty day, hard work in scorching heat with her
>"Alright, you don't like me and I don't like you, but the quicker we finish, the sooner we can go back in the shade, so let's get it over with."
>once you say that, she looks at you in shock
>"You don't like me...?"
>get chastised by the overseer because crying makes the other slave work too slow

>> No.41984096
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41984096

Dogs.

>> No.41984144
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41984144

>>41984096
wolfu

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>>41984144
Foxes*

>> No.41984156

>>41984046
I would gladly sleep… I am quite tired…

>> No.41984158
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41984158

>>41984148
sir, those are slimes
here is an actual fox

>> No.41984159

>>41983885
This, make it so most monsters are all 8+ft tall default.

>> No.41984169

>>41984159
Monsters are best when either 2ft taller than you or 2ft shorter.

>> No.41984175

>>41984148
I don't even really like slimes, but I really want to molest one's core.

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41984202

>>41984096
Dogs(untamed)

>> No.41984230

What happens if you make the fox hand sign at a fox?

>> No.41984234
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41984234

>>41984096
dog!

>> No.41984240

>>41984230
She shows you a place on her where you could stick it

>> No.41984250

>>41984230
She does the finger in the hole hand sign

>> No.41984274
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41984274

>>41984230
Rape.

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41984284

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>> No.41984322

>>41983375
Get rid of the Cu Sith, get rid of Loli's and fix the dwarfs. Make them shortstacks or something.

>> No.41984332

>>41984322
Add to this, make goblins and hob-goblins green.

>> No.41984337

>>41984322
What did lolis ever do to you?

>> No.41984352

>>41984337
Just not my thing. Hence if I was in charge, I'd be rid of them.

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41984365

>>41973457

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41984531

ded

>> No.41984669
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41984669

tuesday night is dedsday night

>> No.41984773

>>41984531
>>41984669
Why you gotta bully the mortally challenged? They just don't have much to talk about because the graveyard is a quiet place.

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41984822

>>41984773
bunch of nerds, they deserve to be bullied

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41984861

>>41984822
Do they even get internet there? Maybe they just play board games.

>> No.41984882

>>41984861
they have dail up modems

>> No.41984888

>>41984861
They probably play whatever gravekeeper anon brings them, though I wonder if the game of Life would be in bad taste

>> No.41984889

>>41984861
They still do LAN parties.

>> No.41984892

>>41984882
>>41984888
>>41984889
>gravekeeper anon remembers the goold days
>brings a CRT TV and an Xbox with four controllers to play split screen Halo with the dead

>> No.41984900

>>41984892
maybe we could figure out which species hand the n64 controller was designed for because it sure as fuck wasn't humans

>> No.41984904

>>41984900
Vortigaunts

>> No.41984907
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>>41984900
I'll have you know the design was state of the art! It allowed an unprecedented 360 degrees of control!

>> No.41984934

>>41984773
They keep going on rants about kids these days so I need to show them who's better

>> No.41984948

>>41984907
I feel like gremlins would be ones to make the steel battalion controller

>> No.41985230
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41985230

ded hours indeed

>> No.41985231

>>41983375
incest is impossible
there - nothing more needed, KCs vision is near perfect
>>41983789
this is also a valuable addition too
>>41983885
I think the profile girls are just meant to be a poster for the entire race. Most cyclops would propably be muscle girls and you could have fit werecat, chubby mermaid and sticc dark mage. the variety would be even bigger than for real women, so that everyone gets what he likes (just the same for the monster girls who can get any type of man they want)

>> No.41985254

>>41985230
Lilims deserve to be bullied.

>> No.41985255

>>41985231
Oh thanks for reminding me.

>>41983375
So yeah. Here is my consolidated list

1] Get rid of the Cu Sith, get rid of Loli's and fix the dwarfs. Make them shortstacks or something.

2] Add to this, make goblins and hob-goblins green.

3] Get rid of Incest.

>> No.41985258

>be a gladiator in order's territory
>Fight in the pit for a living
>Sometimes fights end with the death of your opponent and you can take a part of him as a trophy
>Mamono takes over
>Your weapon must be changed
>You have no rights
>The fights in the pit are now all about foreplay before wedding
>You can't wear your trophies anymore
>They don't understand why you leave
Fighting in the pit used to be nice but those mamonos turned it to shit.

>> No.41985260

>>41985258
Fights are possible and can occur. You just can't kill people.

>> No.41985278

>>41985260
Not him but a fight with nothing at stake is pointless. At least in boxe you can still go retard if you get hit to much

>> No.41985292

>>41985230
Lilims deserve to be kissed.

>> No.41985295

>>41985260
>Anon just wants to fight
>All his opponents are reptile monsters
>They end up begging for his cock when they lose
>Have to deal with a growing harem of horny mere female lizards

>> No.41985313

>>41985278
Sure. Though nothing said you can't be beaten unconscious or similar.

>>41985295
This can happen.

>> No.41985399

>>41983355
Anyone?

I can't find it

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41985412

>>41983355
>>41985399
Still visible in the gallery.

>> No.41985415

>>41985399
It's like the 53rd image in the minotaur gallery

>> No.41985420

>>41985412
Thanks fren. I wasn't able to find it in there. Must of just missed it

>> No.41985450

KC killed fighting for a few reasons. I know why he did it and i can understand but still it's pretty lame. First, you can't beat mamono, they're way to strong too avoid hfy dogs to turned it into a slaughterhouse. It's a good and necessary thing but also the main problem. Even the most basic half succ is stronger, faster and have more endurance than you. Most mamono can beat you up to blood (and will if they want to rape you) but you can't
>Ggngngngngn but human can win look at lizard and shit
Yes and no, if you win that because she let you win or you're a hero (which is super rare) or you're an incubus (so already under mamonos rules an therefore not human in this specific case). Even elite soldiers get curb stumped because of the no killing/harming rule. I don't even know how the order is still a thing when mamonos can so easily outmatch every opponents.
>Well, let's just wage war between humans
Nope, Ares said war le bad and both side will get a new mamono gouvernement asap. Same for underground fighting, duel and such, it won't be allowed if it's not with demon silver. Your not putting on the line your life or your well being and if you lose you just coomed your pants.

>> No.41985454

The only fighting I'm interested in in MGE is lewd wrestling with the waifu for who's gonna be on top when the lovemaking starts

>> No.41985472

>>41985450
My post about fighting being possible was more about Incubus battling mamono in gladiator scenario instead pure human. So yeah, pure human fighting is no go. But competition fights is fully possible
Order is irrelevant. They exist purely for corruption fetish. They are not meant to be a serious threat.

>> No.41985477

@41985450
gay
>>41985454
high test
real men fuck monster pussy, putting your hands on another man is alp shit

>> No.41985478

I'll follow Beast's Mansion stories and just have regular humans be able to fight and win agianst monsters.

>> No.41985483

>>41985472
Though again competition fight is involving an incubus

>> No.41985485

>>41985478
Not canon
41985472
Fuck you leather man

>> No.41985489

>>41985478
Good for you? Not sure what else to say.

>> No.41985491

>Naked wrestling with a mino

>> No.41985495

>>41985478
ACKUALLY
I don't think Beast has a monster win any of those fights.
You might be thinking of Scalebound, where humans can take on Dragons evenly

>> No.41985496

>>41983139
folding space
let her make a room that's got the size of an apartment, and is well decorated too. then put an Escape Room puzzle in there. then make more like that, create a franchise of non-euclidean escape rooms for couples, and retire happily to somewhere nice like Hawaii

>> No.41985499

>>41985491
I'd wrestle one in pajamas.

>> No.41985503

>>41985485
Since when has cannon mattered as far as telling /tg to fuck off with its crossovers and fucky lore?
I prefer it when avarage joe as a fighting chance, I don't want them to kill the monster, but "hard working knight dude gets shis shit kicked in before he can blink" is boring as fuck after the 30 milltionth time I read it

>> No.41985534

>>41985503
Then write a story for that?

>> No.41985537

>>41985534
Anon,
The implication was that Beast was writing what he wants.

>> No.41985539

>>41985499
Nah, naked wrestling is better. Apply secret penetrating techniques to defeat her

>> No.41985552

>>41985537
Ah, my mistake then. My apologies

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>>41984365
>>41984531
>bogie
Never forget!

>> No.41985572
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41985572

Written combat is lame nine times out of ten.

>> No.41985594

>>41984531
I'm eyeing up that ghoul in the back

>> No.41985610

>>41985572
Shelter those slimes! Rain will make them all runny

>> No.41985626

>>41984531
Of all species I think it would be genuinely impossible for me to make a relationship work with any undead.
I’m a heat seeker, I like spot warmth too much. I’ll straight up lie on the floor in front of my space heater.
Anyone cold-blooded is simply a non-starter.

>> No.41985633

>>41985572
Cute.mother and daughter image?

>> No.41985655

>>41985503
The thread loves boring

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41985677

>>41983375
The Sabbath becomes shortstack supremacists instead.

>> No.41985694

>>41985655
Correct, boring is comfy. /tg/ tried to make it "not boring" and look how it turned out.

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>>41983100
Leave Scornguy alone you damned parasite!

>> No.41985711

>>41985572
"I dodged to the left while slapping her boobs"

>> No.41985714

>>41985700
Shog meido carries your guns for you! She is a slithering arsenal!

>> No.41985728
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41985728

I want to beat Monsters(' cervixes with my cock).

>> No.41985740

>>41985503
I know, it bore me too that what's my point was about. Ironbeast is the only writer with which i have no complains but still it's just his take and not the real one

>> No.41985754

>>41985728
The romantic way to say it is that you want to kiss a monster's womb with your penis.
Don't say that near a fox though.

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41985766

>>41985754
Okay, I'll say that near a manticore instead.
Dum batcat will probly ask how if penis has no mouth.

>> No.41985773

>>41985728
It's called "baby batter" for a reason

>> No.41985781

>>41983375
Make NTR canon

>> No.41985790

>>41985766
She's gonna give you plenty of "kisses"" with her tail.

>> No.41985791

>>41985754
>lonely mamono read too many doujins while waiting for (You)
>finally time to do the deed
>she's spitting out cliche quotes almost every minute
>then she casts some kind of x-ray spell on her stomach and you see your dick pushing against her womb
>of course she's also commenting it
>"look anon, your meat rod is kissing my baby box!"

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>>41985790
dumb batcat, it's not like I will enjoy this stupid cat leaving kiss marks all over me with her stupid tail

>> No.41985803

>>41985791
that may sound cringe, but in reality it would make me bust in seconds

>> No.41985834

>>41985803
More like burst into laughter when she tells you that her vagina is taking the shape of your cock.
Or when she says that you make her cum so hard that she's becoming dumb.

>> No.41985840

>>41985834
>her vagina is taking the shape of your cock.
But that's how it actually works.

>> No.41985861

I'm not usually maledom kind of guy, but when I was in bed I imagined doing a Jinko from behind until she collapses and is out of breath, which was pretty hot.

>> No.41985910

>>41985840
Just because it's true doesn't make it any less funny.
Like when a slime asks you to impregnate her ass.

>> No.41985931

>>41985791
>Succ casts spell to show a live feed of her eggs getting impregnated

>> No.41985942

>>41985931
>the egg is actually chasing your sperm and reverse raping it

>> No.41985943

>>41985942
vore eggs. Literally become one with me

>> No.41985944

>>41985942
Succ eggs are scary.

>> No.41985951

>>41985942
I do not consent to this.
Imagine how the daughter will turn out.

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41985967

>>41985942
Monster biology is weird and hot.

>> No.41985973

>>41985942
>>41985931
>>41985840
seing all this would probly make me cum again

>> No.41985988

>>41985951
That's the kind of childhood friend that ropes her classmate Timmy into playing doctor, which then escalates into playing house and then the "playing" part is dropped. All while they are still in elementary school.

>> No.41986060

>>41985973
Good because more of her eggs want their turn.

>> No.41986146

>>41985861
Based

>> No.41986298 [DELETED] 

>>41985700
Shog does not hirt and
Is pleasurable, not painful

>> No.41986317

>>41985700
I want to be turned into a plant.

>> No.41986333

I just want a big furry paw to hold... That is all i want...

>> No.41986375

>>41986333
this but loli cait sith

>> No.41986427

>>41985700
b̶a̶d̶ good ideas for long winter nights with your chaos wife: watching body horror together!

>> No.41986639

>>41985973
>Don't worry, swimmers! Reinforcements are cumming!
only way to beat your wife's cliche cheesiness is with your own, even more cliche cheesiness.

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41986645

Dare you enter their magical realm?

>> No.41986673

>>41986645
I dare, but I will not.
My soul is already sold for fluffy wing-hugs

>> No.41986726

>>41986645
the fuck is the dark one?

>> No.41986744

>>41985450
Actual combat’s boring and misses the entire point of MGE’s setting, but it rubs me the wrong way that even the weakest monster girl would be capable of kicking your ass with magic or brute force if they felt like it—not that they would, but it’s still nihilistic and a bit of a turn-off unless you’re into femdom.

>> No.41986758

>>41986726
Her tail is really long for a Hellhound.

>> No.41986768

>>41985677
I love the neighbor bapho so much

>> No.41986898

>>41986744
Dominance isn't about actual strength or besting the mate in a fight anyway, it's a psychological thing. Otherwise femdom in general would be rarer, and much higher percentage of it would feature muscular women or unusually weak or even disabled men.

>> No.41986906

>>41986744
you'll be glad to know that's not how it works then. Why dont you try reading the setting books instead of threadcanon for once?

>> No.41986933

>>41986645
How warm is it in there?

>> No.41986939

>>41986744
I know and it's really annoying
>>41986898
Mamono are also smarter, have magic intuition and will always be better at magic in general. You have no window of opportunity or leverage on them.

>> No.41986965

>>41986939
tailpussies are hot. Get two manticores and you can use them as makeshift gloves in a pinch.

>> No.41986969

>>41986939
>You have no window of opportunity or leverage on them.
Only as long as you don't incubize, after that you are equal in power.

>> No.41987005

>>41986969
after that you already lost in all ways that matter

>> No.41987018

>>41986906
It works like that. No men have ever beat a mamono. That's the whole point.
>>41986969
What you don't understand in human men ? Basically everything you do is because mamono allow it to some extent. Get out of line and you get bonked. Be too stubborn ? Get brainwashed by the local squid. Do something they don't like get ? Get raped ?

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>>41986939
>Mamono are also smarter, have magic intuition and will always be better at magic in general.
Not all of them are. Even with the ones that are, you at least have a chance if you know how to use your masculine wiles.
>>41987005
There are ways to incubize as a virgin, sex is just a common way that mamono prefer.

>> No.41987063

>>41987018
>>41987005
>get a hot loyal bombshell wife
>you can use her pussy all day long, whenever you want
>waaaah waaaah, I can't easily beat up random people who don't want to fight me
why are you so gay? microplastics in water? just admit you're fags and go jack off to yaoi instead

>> No.41987087

>>41987032
wurmie is smart! she knows the most important thing is to love hubby, friends and family and do good to others. that makes her smarter than lots of other people

>> No.41987104

>>41987032
You can't manipulate a wurm because she will rape you on sight.
>>41987063
No, i just like having some freedoms and not being control by unbeatable monsters

>> No.41987121

>>41987104
Ignoring the usual schizo gatekeepers the average hero is about as dangerous as an incubus or normal monster.
However KC did go full ntr crusade and said that strong monsters are unbeatable to basically everyone.

>> No.41987149

>>41987121
Yes i know about heros but they're 1 of a million and none of us would be one (we wouldn't be here otherwise). This rule is a lesser evil but it's rubbing in the wrong way

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41987187

I want to slap a bee's fat abdomen and tell her to shake that thick thing for me.

>> No.41987194

>>41987087
Wurmie knows that hubby is very smart, so she always listens to him.
>>41987104
>You can't manipulate a wurm because she will rape you on sight.
There must be ways, like I dunno, you wear a huge hat so she thinks you're a powerful wizard.

>> No.41987210

>>41987187
Men who are attracted to monstrous parts cause girls to get heart pupils.

>> No.41987214

>>41987187
based, I bet it's all sensitive and will leave her beet red and complaining as she eagerly gives you a show
>>41987194
there are times when she doesn't, like when he says bad things about himself, then she just squeezes and kisses him really hard, till all that dumb thoughts leave his smartie head

>> No.41987232

>>41987149
>isekai to mge
>gonna be a big bad hero with the order god backing you and everything
>first order of business is destroying the abomination that is wonderland
>pinned down by a dormouse, she pulls off your pants and starts sucking
>she yawns, pulls off her pants, and says you can finish inside her
>you have to because on top of being way stronger than you she's already mindbroken you with her tongue

>> No.41987244

>>41987018
>No men have ever beat a mamono.
Were that the case, the lizards would've gone extinct, mere dragons wouldnt be a thing, the dragonia army, the elite units in the Royal army, so much more.....
The Dragonia guide even has a coliseum and explained how fighting tourneys work
>That's the whole point
lmfao every time with you retards.
No seriously. Read the books. For once.

>> No.41987261

>>41987214
Then I'm going to grab onto it and tongue massage it while pounding that cake from behind. Not stopping till she's addicted to my cock and agrees to run away from her hive with me.
>>41987210
I already started noticing incubizing symptoms in me, cause I purposely look at monster parts at images sometimes, when doing the deed.

>> No.41987275

>>41974744
She won me over through the games, didn't expect to find her as charming as she was.

>> No.41987281

>>41987244
They are allowing you to beat them. Otherwise you can't. They're too strong. You're just playing blind.

>> No.41987288

>>41987244
>mere dragons wouldnt be a thing
kc retconned that and other girls like baphomet to explain that men only are allowed to win.
So instead of proving worthy of a baphomet she sees your potential or, in the case of wg3, outright just chooses you because she likes you. He also had an example of a lizards childhood friend that incubized solely through her wanting him to beat her, or something like that.

>> No.41987297

>>41987244
Don't argue with these people, they do not want the truth, nor discussion, they want you to be mad. Come discuss fat bee abdomen twerking with us.

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>>41973457

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>>41987187
you'll be the coolest kid on the block, everyone knows it's hip to fuck bees

>> No.41987320

>>41987297
We're literally speaking of KC work and retcon. How can it be less true ?

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>>41987304
good thing Hebi brought tips for me, so I know what lines to say, I love her so much

>> No.41987365

>>41987281
>even more retarded blabbering
well if you're right, Im sure you'll find something in the books to prove it.
>>41987288
>kc retconned that and other girls like baphomet to explain that men only are allowed to win.
uh, no? That was meant for waifufags who dont want to put in the effort. It was the same KC "whatever makes you happy" response which he says for pretty much everything.
What is it about reading the material that scares you retarded newfags so? I dont get it.

>> No.41987403

>>41987187
>shy bee goes beet red under her bangs
>says she won't ever do such an embarrassing thing, but it only takes your one encouragement for her to assume position
>starts awkwardly moving her bottom up and down, while audibly disapproving of the whole ordeal
>as you shout more comeons and praise her you start seing her put more heart into it
>she still complains, but her words sound insencere
>her moves get more passionate, she sways her hips to the sides and her rhythm is hypnotizing
>her whole body is jiggling seductively and as she ascends her bangs lift to show her cute eyes and cheeks that are red with excitement rather than embarrassment now
>you can tell she enjoys you watching her show as much as she enjoys putting it out for you

>> No.41987417

>Anon is on trial for stealing part of a dragon's hoard
>Everyone expects him to become the victim's property as sentencing
>Trial ends up being cancelled after the accuse impregnated the much older anubis judge

>> No.41987439

>>41987365
I want to bash your skull, your bad faith is disgusting, I hate you, good bye and have ni d a

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>>41987417
the real reason was that she was unable to continue serving her duties, because her hips are not what they used to be, and after a night with a young stallion like Anon, she couldn't stand up.

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>>41987417
>hag getting her plans foiled, by a horny young hunk
mamono just can't win against cock

>> No.41987558

>>41973457
Fairly sure even monstergirl retail employees loathe and and cringe when working during Christmas and having to hear Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas" song in repeat.

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41987568

>41987439
>and thus the shitposter reeeee'd in defeat as the kikijanny cleaned up the mess
>she still cant get a master though
>or a paycheck
>but atleast she's cute

>> No.41987573

>>41987439
Yes because that's exactly the type of attitude monsters love.

>> No.41987588

>>41987568
I want to earn her struggle, by becoming her mastah and hubby and raising her pay 1000 times what it is now!

>> No.41987606

>>41987568
>reeeee
Not that anon, but anytime someone uses that expression here, he promptly turns out to be some cancerous shitter.
Please kill yourself ASAP.

>> No.41987615

>>41987501
>>41987556
The moment a hag is left defeated, panting and in a pool of her own love juices is when she knows she must retire and become a housewife.

>> No.41987729

>>41987558
I can only think of the Collective Consciousness version.
>>41987606
That expression itself should be a declaration of defeat.

>> No.41987731

I love incest in MGE

>> No.41987814

>>41987558
>Hardworking goblin girl in a huge retail shop
>A man approaches her
>Asks her advice on what to give her elf girlfriend for Christmas
>Goblin has to put on a fake smile and be helpful
>She later spent half her evening shitposting online about how much she hates elves

>> No.41987836

>>41987814
if she keeps acting like that, Santa will never bring her the big hands goth bf she wished for

>> No.41987851

>>41987573
The fact that a mamono could help me with my anger management problems is a nice thing in MGE but yes, i know that they wouldn't and I'm what they despise.

>> No.41987928

>>41987836
Isn't Santa just some guy with a deer girl harem who shilled Nuki Cola a few decades ago?
He might as well not exist.

>> No.41987952

>>41987928
Next you'll tell me it's all a big scam krampuses use to get free cookies

>> No.41987966

All I want for christmas is portals to another dimension filled with attractive monster girls who are better than regular human women in every way and also interested in me.

>> No.41987971

>>41987836
Do you meant Hagrid ?

>> No.41988034

>>41987952
Sabbath Scout cookies, it's a conspiracy, the goats are working together.

>> No.41988041

>>41987971
he gets rid of hags? is he a high ranking sabbath wizard?
>>41987928
Santa is real and he will bring us all monster gfs.

>> No.41988103

>>41987952
>>41988034
That's it. This year the cookies are home made, and I'm using a secret ingredient. It's love. And every aphrodisiac I can buy before Christmas.

>> No.41988181

If all Baphomets are lolis, would all krampus be Christmas cakes?

>> No.41988187

>several hours of "muh invincible monsters"
Too many slack-jawed faggots around here

>> No.41988230

>>41988187
I say this as someone who basiacally wants to submit utterly to a sith but I think some anons take monster dominance too far.

>> No.41988239

>>41988187
Cry more

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41988327

I want to be turned into a eldritch horror beyond mortal comprehension so I can sexually dominant my harem of yandere monster girls all at the same time, which I feel there needs to be more artwork of men that have been turned into eldritch abominations that sexually dominate their monster girl wives, also make it somewhat wholesome that the monster girls really enjoy what is being done to them, no rape shit.

>> No.41988330

>>41987281
Women can't sexually dominate men either and femdom is just guys letting themselves be dominated so it equals out.

>> No.41988346

>>41988103
I dunno the Shirohebi next door to me baked cookies and she said they were filled with "all her love" and they jist tasted odd. Maybe that friendly Holst I always talk to will like them

>> No.41988367

41988327
Fuck off to d

>> No.41988373

>>41984948
hey man that controller is fucking awesome
I wish I had one, I'd use it to play Mechwarrior

>> No.41988389

>>41988367
I would like to see a nacha husband do the tentacle sex

>> No.41988449

>>41985942
>getting raped on the cellular level
h-hot

>> No.41988473
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I want a big dragon to visit me.

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Sorry, Haku-sensei. Don't wanna learn English today.

>> No.41988550

>>41985942
Ngl it's hot as fuck

>> No.41988556

>>41988516
Looks like anon called the teacher mom again...

>> No.41988564

>>41988556
i would do that on purpose to mess with her

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>>41988473
Be careful of what you're asking for! She might not want to leave anymore!

>> No.41988602

>>41988327
Atlach nacha kinda fulfils this as it's some sort of spider horror

>> No.41988666

Anons, what are your favorite momsters, I'm working on a project and want to include some more popular archetypes.

A while back I also did a quick " apply for a monster girl maid" thing and plan to do so again tonight hopefully as a writing warmup, but with momster adoption agency

>> No.41988675

>>41986758
They’re pretty long by default. Check out the profile pic.

>> No.41988686

>>41988666
Holst is definetly one, can't go wrong with a Kiki or a Fox either.

>> No.41988712
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One million men have been raped by Druella's forces.

>> No.41988720

>>41988712
And yet she remains alone.

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>A-ahem.
>ATTENTION PAPA: NINE DAYS UNTIL AVATAR 2: WAY OF THE WATER.
>That's all. Thank you for your attention.
The little tyke is trying to hint at something but I can't figure it out

>> No.41988750

>>41988666
Holstaur, Yeti, Titania, Troll, and Demon are my favorite momsters and the ones I think can fit the roll the best.

>> No.41988778
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>>41988720
Because happiness of subordinates is more important to her than her own.

>> No.41988795

>>41988666
Chesh, rata, bunnyip, mantis

>> No.41988797

>>41988720
>>41988778
She works so hard to get everyone together she forgets about herself.

>> No.41988812

>>41988666
wurm, jabberwock, troll, fox,, holst, bogey, angels

>> No.41988837

>>41988666
Hellhound
Fox
Tanuki
Dark Slimes

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>>41988797
Someone needs to marry this poor little demon princess already

>> No.41988863

>>41988666
Definitely Echidnas since they are the "mothers of monsters".
Anything that hugs a lot like Yetis/Bogeys/other lamias/Scyllas and Krakens and protects like Hellhounds/Dragons/Grifffons.
Also Holst, Demon, Black Harpy, Anubis and foxes.

>> No.41988876

>>41988712
That's not enough imo.

>> No.41988898

Seems like holst and fox are the most popular choices, holst was already the first thing I was working on so that's in. I don't really have any ideas for foxes but I can and probably should work something out. I know I want bogey, some kind of lamia, and a lich in as well at the very least

>> No.41988908

>>41988876
It's just a matter of time. Their daughters will rape 10 million men and their daughters will rape even more.

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>>41973457
>TFW you're in your 30s but dark elf hags still UOOOOH over you.

>> No.41988949

>>41988734
>dude betrays humanity for a catgirl pussy
Is it /mgt/ approved movie?

>> No.41988956

>>41988923
I wanna get UOOHHed by a loli dormouse that's actually a hag

>> No.41988975

>>41988734
?

>> No.41988978

>>41988898
wight would be good too

>> No.41988980

>>41988949
Second movie probably even more so since the hero had lots of babies with his blue cat wife

>> No.41988981

>>41988949
/tg/ will approve this movie.

>> No.41988993

>>41983375
Get rid of the myconids or at least change them a lot, produce much more MGE stuff ie Cannon stories and possibly merch and do a games workshop approach of lending the license of the franchise to hentai authors and studios and possibly even try to make a MGE anime/hentai with multiple seasons
tl:dr It's time to REALLY milk this holstaur

>> No.41988995

>>41988949
Like that space elf anime?

>> No.41988999

>>41988993
I meant the matango not myconids, my bad

>> No.41989011

>>41988993
myconids are super cute you loser

>> No.41989019

>>41989011
read >>41988999, I meant the matango

>> No.41989028

>>41989011
R u sure?

>> No.41989038

>>41989019
he already did change them.

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>> No.41989073

>>41988666
Black harpy

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>>41973457

>> No.41989097

>>41988981
Why? It's the opposite of HFY with humans being evil and being rekt by primitive hippie cats

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>>41988993
>>41988999
>Not wanting sexy shrooms
More for me then

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>>41989103
matango did improve but i'm going with hatter 10 out of 10 times

>> No.41989130

>>41989124
>become a generic attractive woman
>improve

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41989144

Anyone want this funny-looking onahole I found? I'd use it myself but it's too big to fit in my apartment. That, and it has fangs. I dunno why you'd make an onahole with fangs.

>> No.41989157

>>41989130
it's poor form to judge by superficial appearances anon. that sense of propriety and normality is a thin veneer ms hatter wears over herself to cover the madness and monstrosity

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>>41989124
Hatters are good too.

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>> No.41989188

>>41989144
Did you use it or not ?

>> No.41989198

>>41989188
Nah, think I'm gonna get a different one that doesn't hiss so much

>> No.41989206 [DELETED] 

I need to marinated some minced meat, what are you advices OP ? I want to make something spicy but not hide the original taste.

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>>41973457

>> No.41989244

>>41989198
That's a rare one anon, if you want to trade it I offer you for it, 10kg of wurm cheese and a Stinger with 2 demon silver missiles.

>> No.41989267

Local pilot gets harassed my monstergirls saying “they got a cockpit for him right here.”

>> No.41989309
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I want to wake up in dark knight's bed while she calls me her sweet prince.

>> No.41989328

>>41989144
I'll come pick it up, looks like it can double as a bodypillow. Look at DMs.

>> No.41989342

>>41989267
Monsters can't get me if I'm flying at Mach 2

>> No.41989353

>>41989267
at least he didn't ask where the bathroom was

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>Kidnapped and gangraped by black harpy triplets
Probably not the best end, but at least you've got three girls that bring you back shiny things they stole: coins, jewels, crumpled up foil, glasses, electronics, etc.

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>> No.41989451

>41989412
Never post AI trash again.

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>> No.41989470

>>41989404
i'd probably be pretty good at sitting around and roosting eggs

>> No.41989500

>>41989470
Husbands of oviparous monsters should be fiercely protective of their unhatched daughters.

>> No.41989501

I would have a look but don't touch policy with mgs

>> No.41989505

>>41989084
Os this ai?

>> No.41989507

>>41989404
>They bring you back a whole gaming set they stol- I mean, found.

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>> No.41989526

>>41989500
I feel like the 28ft long snake has it handled.

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>>41989505
It is very important that your automaton's OS is kept up to date.

>> No.41989527

>>41989505
It helps to reverse search if you really can't tell, and yes it is.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/103049958

>> No.41989539

The kiki was aggressive.

>> No.41989593

>>41989525
I updated my automaton's OS and now she's glitched and refuses to stop giving a blowjob. What do?

>> No.41989611

>>41989526
It doesn't matter if your wife is a big scary snake that nobody in their right mind would mess with, still gotta show you mean business when it comes to the eggs.

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I want to bully the ghost that's haunting me

>> No.41989724

>>41988734
>directed by James "Testosterone is a poison" Cameron
No thanks.

>> No.41989748

>>41981853
she's not quite in her right mind after NNN, give the girl a break

>> No.41989776

>>41989724
Anons in the thread ain't exactly drowning in it.

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>>41989724
He said it's a toxin, completely different. See there's poisons, toxins and then there's your venoms. The first two you should avoid, but venom? That you need on the regular. Just stick it right in there

>> No.41989794

>>41989776
I got 800 units, I'm just acoustic.

>> No.41989816
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Do you hear some voices like metallic screams just before you sleep? Am I a schyzos or auditive hallucinations are normal ? I'm serious i can't ask to anyone.
Here, a comfy tree rat in exchange.

>> No.41989822

>>41989816
No, that is not something a normal person should hear. Hallucinations are never normal.

>> No.41989856

>>41989822
Fuck, do you know where I can find more advices anonymously ?

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>>41989856
Try googling your symptoms.

>> No.41989900

>>41989816
Snow rata needs a fur blanket and a hug, she looks cold

>> No.41989902

I have reason to believe that onis due to their adrenaline and pheromones smell particularly strong compared to humans and elves.

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41989907

>>41989863
Tried, nothing useful. Everything contradict previous things. Squid or cat will help when portals open.

>> No.41989925

>>41989822
>Hallucinations
Yeah but if he is just about to sleep isn't it possible he's just hearing them while being in the twilight of wake and sleep?

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>>41989907
You should talk to a professional if that's an option, anon.

>> No.41989940

>>41989931
I don't want to go to the jail for crazies, not until it's full of kind mamono.

>> No.41989949

>>41989940
worst thing they'll do is prescribe meds and therapy methods, you won't go to the psych ward as long as you don't try to kill someone

>> No.41989962

>>41989816
Sorry that was me, I'm in your walls

>> No.41989985

>>41989816
>just before you sleep
Sounds like sleep paralysis

>> No.41989992 [DELETED] 

What if I used Bellucci rubs

>> No.41990001

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and the name that sat on it was Death, and Hell followed with it.

>> No.41990012

>>41989949
I will never takes medz or see a psychiatrist, it's too dangerous.
>>41989949
Pay half of the rent of fuck off
>>41989985
I can move

>> No.41990021

>>41990001
Edgy unicorn on the loose

>> No.41990049
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>Cheshire fucking with Anons sleep schedule so she can just pop in one day and Anon will question if it is real or if the sleep deprivation is getting to him
She then helps him get the best sleep he ever had before vanishing without a trace beyond the fading warmth in his bed leaving him questioning if it was ever real in the first place

>> No.41990056

>>41990001
Why is the hellhound chasing the bicorn?

>> No.41990071

>>41989925
The same thing every time? That's not probable.

>> No.41990085

>>41989816
Tinnitus brother, we need the portals more than anyone.
Sith, matango, a fucking obese Cheshire with memes she learned off Facebook, I'll take any of them as long as I get my hit of that sweet mamano mana.

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>> No.41990280

>>41990166
>6 fingered hand
yep, it's AI shit

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41990323

>UOOOHH at little monstergirls
>they get smug and excited

>> No.41990324

Mg and smooth jazz

>> No.41990362

>>41990012
If Terry Davis wasn't locked up for being crazy, you won't either. Alternatively, just go onto mental health forums to post under a pseudonym.

>> No.41990388

>>41990166
>>41990280
>Meet gorgeous big breasted elf and hit it off immediately
>Realize during the first date that she's an automaton
The best move there is to tell her to drop the disguise then keep enjoying the date.

>> No.41990450 [DELETED] 

>>41990388
Which mg is highly responsive to prayers?

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>>41990056
Bicorn wanted to create a harem with the hellwans husband, Mrs Hellwan don't play that shit.

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>>41990323
Damn brats

>> No.41990503

>>41985910
>Anon's slime waifu has been reading pron
>suggests Anon try to fuck her in the ears
>hmm, weird but ok
>oops, sorry Anon I meant my arse
>Anon swaps around
>its all the same goo feel, but now Anon realises his waifu is lysdexic...

Capcha: H8sV2P (srsly)

>> No.41990524

>>41990323
>>41990463
Imagine a monster so short that her head only reaches your waist, but who is also five times your age and sees (You) as the smug brat.

>> No.41990534

>>41988041
Hagrid actually comes from "Hag-rid(den)" (back pre-mge when hags were a bad thing), so now he gets ridden by Hags.

>> No.41990573

>>41990388
>automaton
more like an eldritch abomination with all the unstable, constantly shifting form she's going on. i still would though, as long as i could make sure she won't mangle my dick too bad with her eldritch vagina

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>>41990388
It amuses me how some people think they force the genie back into the bottle if they REEEEEEEE hard enough.

>> No.41990579

>>41990388
Robot girls should really have more confidence.

>> No.41990593

>>41990576
Doesn't mean AI garbage needs to be spammed everywhere it can be.

>> No.41990606

>>41989816
Srsly.
No.
You either have a chemical imbalance in your brain or physical damage.
1. Can sometimes be fixed with healthy diet, vitamins, exercise - they will jump straight to TakeMeds, but try fresh vegetables and hiking first.
2. Is either 'bad wiring' like epilepsy or a tumour - you need an MRI and then hope its 1 or maybe ear canal damage.
>Consult a Unicorn as soon as the portals open if symptoms persist.

>> No.41990625

>>41990280
Polydactyly is common in Euro royalty, she's probably a High-Born slumming for some D.
>6fingered HJ

>> No.41990662

>>41990573
Don't worry, chaos monsters ensure you're always a suitable form.

>> No.41990667

>>41989593
Dumb Anon uploaded 3D files thinking they were for her printer module.
>You never go Full 3D.

>> No.41990684

>>41989816
https://www.webmd.com/sleep-disorders/what-are-hypnagogic-hallucinations

>> No.41990697

>>41990573
>You make the mistake of asking her to change forms in the middle of sex
>Your dick will never be the same as a result

>> No.41990729

>>41990463
Micro bikini on bodies like that is such an erotic combination it's not even fair.

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>> No.41990828

>>41986744
You can do 'combat' in canon-mge and victory isnt always by death.
>Lilim of border realm is bored
>decrees Gladiator Games - her mightiest warriors will fight the newly captured Anons to assess their worthiness to decide waifus
>be puny soldier captive Anon
>led out into the Arena with only a leather skirt and a d-silver studded aarclub
>the Champion is a huge Oni with a matching skirt and huge club
>ohshitgoingtodiehere
>the Oni charges and swings
>Anon ducks and it misses, slams his club down on the Onis foot as he tries to steady himself
>off-balance the Oni goes sprawling past Anon onto all fours
>Anon must strike fast before she gets up, but all her vital organs are out of reach
>note: Onis dont wear underwear with leather skirts
>Anon attacks with a deep stroke of the war-club
>the Oni howls
>the crowd goes wild
>Anon pumps the warclub back and forth
>the Oni collapses in the dust, spasming, shrieking, crying, pounding her fists
>now the crowd is chanting "Anon Anon" in time with the thrusts
>the Lilim should give the thumb to call off the fight but she's too busy schlicking openly
>eventually she calls to announce Sir Anon as her new Champion and future Husbando
>the shattered Oni crawls to her feet and claims her Anon Husbando due to the Ancient Law of loss of virginity
>the defeated Lilim cries to the Elder Gods - beaten again

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>>41990793
time for some crunches

>> No.41990871

>>41985700
If that metamorphosis does not hurt, can be changed, and is enjoyable, then I see nothing wrong with it

>> No.41990884

>>41990828
As the MistContinent Haku also wrote: There is the Art of fighting without fighting
>an Enlightened Border-Area Order prince invites in all the 'acceptable' mamonos
>offers them good positions, steady employment, the chance to meet young single Anons
>soon every Anon has a devoted Kiki maido or waifu, the news is delivered reliably by Ratas, and there is a free Unicorn Clinic in every township
>across the border, the Lilim's castle is a mess, she has no idea what is happening around her realm or beyond, and cant get her sore toe fixed that she stubbed on the pile of garbage building up her throne-room

>> No.41990901

>>41990844
Short and muscled is not a good mix.

>> No.41990907

>>41990844
I want to walk around the house while suspended congressing that hellhound.

>> No.41990913

>>41990844
core exercises kill me

>> No.41990918

>>41990844
damn I want a short and muscled girl to have her way with me

>> No.41990943

Bad end bar needs more sac-I mean volunteers!
The winter season is here and the mere thought of "christmas cakes" has led to our bar being filled entirely with inconsolable hags.
Our alcohol reserves will not last.
Please help.

>> No.41990948

Everyone in this thread deserves rape correction.

>> No.41990963

>>41990828
How Thor vs Hulk should have ended.

>> No.41990974

>>41990943
Miss White Horn has already drained half the stock at Winterstown bar!

>> No.41990984

Damn zipangu yankee girls and their entourage of biker yakuza boys beating the shit out of innocent fellow junior high school boys.

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>>41973457

>> No.41990995

>>41990943
I'm going in lads pray for me

>> No.41991009

>>41990901
As long as she reaches to my chin, I'll take it.
>>41990948
And nobody will get it because there's no justice in this world.

>> No.41991011

>>41990984
i'd be okay about being shoved in a locker with a slime

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>>41990793
Pleasant red tones.

>> No.41991043

>>41991031
Anon's been spotted! What's his next move?

>> No.41991060

>>41991043
Grovel

>> No.41991076

>>41991043
Onis aren't mindless brutes, don't let ushis fool you.
The worse that can happen if you get caught peeping is that you'll be made to wash her back and drink sake with her.

>> No.41991077

>>41991043
should be room enough for both of us in there

>> No.41991086

>>41990943
>The Anon-with-no-name rides into town
>eyes squinting, black hat pulled down, his body wrapped in a dusty poncho
>[slide-guitar music plays somewhere]
>he climbs down off his twin-horned Black Horse and they enter the BadEnd Bar
>... the mge version of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly is a not-for-kids movie...

>> No.41991128

>>41991086
which ones the ugly? gazer?

>> No.41991131

>>41991043
Paint her white

>> No.41991161

>>41991043
Cum

>> No.41991186

>>41991043
Oh sorry didn't see you there. I'll be on my way now

>> No.41991188

>>41991128
>At 3am when the last of the Tequila is gone, it's all going to get very Ugly...

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>>41973457

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>> No.41991286

Do you guys think it would be a huge deal if a man tries to kill himself in MGC?
Their suicide rate got to be in the >0.1% territory so there would probably be a huge media frenzy if someone actually tried to do it.
That, or every "suicide" is just some anon who didn't figure out that eating that many pills while drinking would be an issue and the MG police just filed it as a attempted suicide.
The reason I started to think about this was due to some thinking how the MGC psych ward would look like.

>> No.41991303

>>41991286
you don't have to insert pain and suffering just because

>> No.41991322

>>41990943
I need your tallest hag immediately

>> No.41991363

>>41991286
The MGC Hospital Suicides Ward is just a room with a card-table and 4 Wights playing Bridge and smoking menthols while they wait.
>you can't double-Isekai anywhere else, the DL specifically banned trucks

>> No.41991395

>>41991272
far right cutest

>> No.41991406

>>41991043
Wink and a finger snap to stun for two turns, then close in and melee attack (grope boobs) to seize the initiative!

>> No.41991422

>>41991286
>MGC psych ward
If the Unicorns and the Flayers can't fix you, you win a free ticket to Wonderland.
>Bongwurm says: Here, take your Meds....

>> No.41991425

>>41991363
>anon is admitted to suicide ward after a failed suicide attempt
>head nurse Wight welcomes him and opens a drawer full of tools
>"alright so how it's gonna be for you? rope? gun? cyanide? exit bag? or perhaps... death by snu-snu?"
>Wisp behind her giggles with anticipation

>> No.41991448

>>41991425
>Says you regretted it the moment you even tried and you don't want to off yourself anymore
>She just looks at you for a moment
>"We got grey Mushroom as well... They taste great"

>> No.41991458

>>41991272
I could stand to learn more about that yummy mummy, but they're all good for the tastebuds.

>> No.41991463

>>41991395
snoutfriend

>> No.41991482

>>41991425
>or perhaps... death by snu-snu?
Is getting suffocated between her thighs an option?
Honestly, I would absolutely become an undead incubus, no need to sleep or eat and no need to fear getting old and actually dying.
I'm starting to think MGC Hospital Suicides Ward is slightly different that what one might first expect.

>> No.41991510

>>41991076
>Anon becomes the "Sake boy" for a group of unruly Oni Raiders.
Oh no! What will become of him?

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>>41991510
it's a tough job but somebody has got to do it

>> No.41991563

>>41991482
It would also solve incurable disease problems, like if we assume that not even mamonobanana can cure cancer
>anon visits Lich oncologist
>"ah, Mrs. anon, we got your results"
>"sorry to say, but you have pancreatic cancer"
>"you can have us administer you with horrible poison so you live a few more months in pain and misery, but you're going to die anyway"
>"or one of my assistants can suffocate you with her ass, thighs or breasts - whatever you prefer and you get to "live" forever without having to worry about trivial matters of the living ever again"
>"well to be honest, in the end the result will be the same, but I think the second option is more fun"

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>>41991547
>tfw will never be this cozy and loved

>> No.41991588

>>41991563
Where do I sign up for medical assisted in suicide in MGC?
Do I get to take her assistant home as well?

>> No.41991620

>>41991547
>Headpatted by fluffy tail
Oh no! My weakness!

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41991647

>Selene sends out invites to the mansion tornaments in the style of smash/kof letters

>> No.41991678

>>41991563
>Instead of seeing commercials for medicine you see commercials for strait up dying and becoming undead
>"Life's getting you down? Try dying!"

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>>41991586
beastgirl cozy is on another level

>> No.41991712

>>41991678
>"british" pajeet doctors don't even ask you what's wrong, just hand you the rope as soon as you step into the room
>"do the needful, sir"
Probably better than aspirin

>> No.41991725

>>41991588
i assume if you're already married, your wife could take some 10 minute courses so that your next night would be the last night of your life you spend with her (before becoming an undead through smothering in her ample bosom or whatever floats your boat), while unmaried guys require marrying the interns that perform the "operation"

>> No.41991804

>>41991725
I like to think that worshippers of hel ritualize killing themselves

>> No.41991823

>>41991647
>go into her arena where everyone is watching
>make a Yujiro style flex in the center
>say "Humanity is... Strong. "
>refuse to elaborate further and walk outside the arena.

>> No.41991831

>>41991712
i'll forgive the british for a lot of stuff, but being responsible for "do the needful" is their greatest sin.

>> No.41991857

>be a knight
>encounter a dark brave
>she just toys with me
>ends up pinning me with her ass against a wall and teasing me for not even being able to defeat her butt

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Foxfish.

>> No.41991964
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>> No.41992009

>>41991831
Can they ever redeem themselves?

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>> No.41992119

>>41991563
I take neither and enjoy life, that simple

>> No.41992144

>>41991286
Most who try will succeed, you don't need a gun, just a rope. You can do it quietly in your flat and no one will ever know.

>> No.41992177

>>41990606
I see if it's first then it's alright and will correct it self. I'm subject to flashing sound and image regularly so no epilepsy. If it's a tumor then don't care, don't want to know about it. Thanks for all of you who answered. I will try to check more details on more specialized website.

>> No.41992184

>>41992144
your neighbors Miss Wisp and Mademoiselle Ghost will probably know. As will the ferrywoman of the underworld, she always knows.

>> No.41992212

>>41991964
Slime foxes need to be contained before entire towns wind up submerged in slime.

>> No.41992440

>>41992184
Wisps are not to be trusted

>> No.41992477
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41992477

>>41992119
Not for long, cancer is a nasty and slow way to die. But don't worry, Dr. Lich will be waiting for you, along with her trusty curvy assistants.

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>>41988516
I want to butt fuck my haku teacher while my otherworldly tendrils that I got from consuming the old power of the old world monsters will pump eldritch knowledge into her other holes making her all mine.

>> No.41992564
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41992564

Rakna-kadachi wife. That is all.

>> No.41992604

>>41992564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaJtll5JEog

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Hey auntie wock why have you eaten all the cookies santa was supposed to eat them

>> No.41992691

>>41992477
Booberry milk

>> No.41992807

>>41992621
man, auntie wock is perfect but it would be nice to not wake up with my face covered in her fluids

>> No.41992901

>>41992621
I want to slap her belly around

>> No.41992972

>>41992621
damn, I want to use a monstergirl bigger than me as a bodypillow/space heater combo

>> No.41992997

dragons are great akshually

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>>41992997
great as maids

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>>41992972
Yes

>> No.41993212

>>41992997
Great for sex

>> No.41993214

>>41992972
I want one to use me as a body pillow.

>> No.41993286
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how to defeat cheshire?

>> No.41993350

>>41993212

>> No.41993401

>>41993286
I'd ask for your hand in marriage but you only have paws.

>> No.41993423

>>41993286
hide in shog

>> No.41993441

>>41993423
>its a wonderland shog
uh oh

>> No.41993557

>>41993286
Tell her "No, I don't want to have sex with you", she'll respect your decision and walk away.

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>>41993557
No, she will say it's opposite day and fuck you even though you know opposite day was last week

>> No.41993608

>>41993286
Cum in the ear fluff.

>> No.41993610

>>41992045
Danuki's will not replace us

>> No.41993614

>>41993286
Wait for her to put cheshire ass in your face and fuck it like a fleshlight, make sure to cum inside as well

>> No.41993662

>>41993603
I'll tell her that Opposite Day was last week, then. She'll apologize for forgetting and walk away.

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>>41993286
Their weakness is anal, sooooo....

>> No.41993782

>>41993662
You'll be too busy smooching her while she rides you into the ground
You can't even point to your calendar cause she's holding your hands with her paws

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