/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Most of the special days I would not have remembered if it wasn't for people on /jp/ making threads about them.

Yes.

Valentine's Day is my imouto's birthday.

So yes.

Gonna bake her the best cake

>>4194072
;_;

Nothing. Bachelor for life.

>>4194072

False. /jp/ isn't an ikemen, it's a fat neckbread acne floor pisser.

>>4196138
But I am none of the above and /jp/ is my place.

I think you're projecting.

>>4196142

Oh, hush, Alabama. You're just as much of a loser as the rest of us.

>>4194072
It's like 4 fucking lines could some kind /jp/edo translate this?

please? ;_;

>>4196146
I don't know what that is~

And that would take talent to do. I don't think anybody could be as big a loser as some of you guys are. Not that I have the perfect life, but some of you are actively sabotaging yours.

>>4194072
Yui "The... Then we..."


I'm sorry. I can't come out of the screen.


No matter how strong my feelings are

I can't touch you

終

>>4196138
>fat neckbeard acne
Go back to /v/ and get off of /jp/, faggot.

/jp/ is full of skinny neets that stay indoors all the time in front of their computer, to lazy to go get something to eat, and never venturing outside either due to fear or disinterest.
We also eat only 1 or 2 meals a day, one of which is usually some crackers or a slice of bread.

>>4196163
>>4196138

Maybe /jp/ is made out of both type of miserable failures-at-life.

Has anyone thought that might be the case?

Hmmm? Anybody?

Idiots.

>>4196163
>some crackers or a slice of bread.
You left out the instant ramen cups. There's lots of those. ;_;

>>4196186
Oh yeah, I forgot about ramen. I haven't had that in ages, it seems. Microwaving ramen tastes bad to me, and it takes too long to wait for water to boil on a stove.

>>4196194
Stick it in a rice cooker, if you're too lazy to cook the ramen packs.

For cups, seriously how hard is it to fill a cup with hot water and wait?

>>4196194
You're silly, you don't microwave ramen. You boil the water in the microwave (seriously, 2 minutes in the microwave sure beats 30 minutes on the stove), and pour the boiling water in the cup.

It's a Sunday, so I was planning on not leaving the house!
Out of sight, out of mind.

I'm also planning on filtering all Valentine's Day related vocabulary so that not even /jp/ can get me down.

>>4196203
>>4196207
I have the packs. They're less expensive and you can buy them in bulk.
And why the fuck would I have a rice cooker? Next thing you'll be saying is how pocky tastes great with ketchup.

Kettle + cup = best results for raman.

Hell of a lot easier

>>4196207
>30 minutes
>boil water
^_^;;

>>4196186
there's no ramen over here ;_;

>>4196209
it's friday at most

>>4196207

It isn't as delicious as bowling it on the stove, but if you crush a package of ramen into tiny noodles, put in a bowl, fill with enough water to cover all the noodles, and microwave for 3.5 minutes, pausing midway to stir the ramen and cover with a paper towel, you will find some of the DAMNED BEST MICROWAVE RAMEN arround

>>4196214
Well, if you don't have a rice cooker which is the next best thing, fucking cook the damn things properly on the stove.

Or, since you are that big of a faggot who refuses to do even that, crush them up in the bag, mix in the seasoning powder/sauces, and chow down to MSG-filled fried noodle goodness.

Sure is /ck/ in here.

shit

>>4196264
Did you not read before, you illiterate? Cooking ramen on the stove takes too long.

I'll stick to my town house crackers, thank you.