/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You fucking lie

Number Two sounds plausible. I've studied Spanish all my life, and I don't remember shit about it (primarily because I never had to use it).

no one is more stupid than the amerikkkans.
NO ONE

http://l4cs.jpn.org/gikopoi/flash/gikopoi111_for/flash_gikopoi.html

>apart that most

>romanji

Is there a Pool in that gaem?

>>416505
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>>416499
they only learn english from like, grade 7 (JHS grade 1, that is).
Or, I guess starting this month, third graders and up have regular english instruction, but up until now, it's been grade 7. also all the english teachers are japanese people with poor grasp of english. blind leading the blind etc. also the culture uses english incorrectly everywhere for splash, pizazz and interest, so they think that broken english is correct AND IT BREAKS THEM FOR LIFE.

also they can't distinguish between the multitude of vowels in English, because they're language is inferior and lacking in robustitude.

>>416508
I see what you did there

sage

>>416514

>>they're language

>>they're

0/10

I'd rate all of those as true; even the last one. They DO enjoy foreigners making asses of themselves; it amuses them.

>>416454
>romanji
>romanji

Are you using Hepburnian revised!?

Go back to /a/

>>416454
You mean katakana for 1

sage

sage this shit

OH GOD MY NUTBLADDER.

There's some underage Eleven girl streaming in_yng.

MUST. NOT. FAP.

Only amerikkans use romaji.
I once saw this in an online game, word for word:

"Ja mata ne! (See you later!)"

HE SUBTITLED HIMSELF.

So how do I work this shit?

HELLO, INFERIOR DIS-MOONMAN, YOU ARE WANT HAPPY FUN TIMES NOW?!

1. They read romaji fine, just don't put in any spaces and they'll be able to read it. I've communicated with moon people like this before.

2. The person who compared their English skills to how they didn't know Spanish has it right. I'm sure you had to take a language in High School -- do you speak it fluently?

3. Innocence? Ever heard of tentacle rape? Where'd that come from?

4. They study more. A lot more. They're more book smart, but don't find it useful to bring up the underlying themes in Genji. Like how you don't find it useful to bring up the underlying themes in Great Expectations.

5. Yeah, they think gaijin are cute.

>>417776
http://l4cs.jpn.org/gikopoi/

_gen = Japanese/General
_yng = Listen to underage Japanese girls talking on the audio stream and fap silently
_vip (not linked there) = 2channel VIPPERs. Usually dead.
_for = International. IT SURE IS DEAD IN HERE.

>>417796
you forgot..

_kws

I have no idea what it's used for.

>>417796
Ahaha in international there's only one person. So sad.

FUCK YOU GEORGE CLOONEY!

>>417821
5 people there. Click on the upper right arrow to see your MP and how many users are online. (HP is useless)

Useful commands:
#rula (lets you teleport, uses up MP)
#list (sees who's online on which rooms)

Also, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PRESS SHIFT + ENTER AGAIN TO MAKE YOUR TEXT BALLOON DISAPPEAR.

I'm at the train station, but theres no loli to rape. I dunno if I'm doing it right.

Also wheres that girl in _yng?

>>417857
Type #rula, warp to the room with the most people in.

Fuck fuck fuck I clicked on the one with a streaming icon and it disappeared.

How I heard streaming eleven?

Oh god, this actually took off in here.

>>416514
You're right. One of the main problems with the Japanese way of teaching English is that it's all in katakana. Thus they never learn to pronounce words correctly.

>>417912
Nice work you jerk, next you'll be revealing the location of SAoVQ

The loli just said "baka" and "gaijin" in the same sentence.

;_;

>>417930
I would never reveal the location of the secret area, good sir, and neither would I tell of the entrance cost and whom you have to discuss entrance with! Your accusation insults me.

>>417932
Only two jap words we need to know.

>>417933
I'm sort of surprised there are enough of us to actually find each other on 4chan lol

>>417945
I only come here for the JEWS.

>>417930
I saw that advertised on some textboard. Wakachan or 4-ch. Secret club? Heheh.

This is now a SAoVQ thread

>>417930
I'm the guy who made the original Gikopoi in /jp/.

Yes, I stole it from SAoVQ. I was bored, forgive me, VIPPER.

>>417959
Original Gikopoi thread, even.

>>417945
protip: it's not a secret.

You made her leave, assholes.

>>417959
The first gikopoi I saw was on /b/

>>417959
You are forgiven.

>>417973
Yeah. 3 years ago. Hell, probably even longer. I can't recall those days.

I love you George.

>>417992

I lvoe you too.

>>417992

I love you too.

>>417987
I think it was some time in winter 2004. Back then when /b/ was still readable and you could find funny threads there.

WHOEVER IS PLAYING THESE SONGS A LINK IS REQUIRED.

number sounds right, im a spanish native talker, and ive studied english all the school, but thats just nothing, i had to study in a special institute but it was slow as hell, so i just tried to learn it myself IN THE INTERNETS and even after years i dont domine the english language at full.

Come to BAR774 in _for!
FORCED ANON!

>>418020
Actually it was world2ch lol.

>>417973
I said I made the first Gikopoi thread on /jp/. Not /b/. I know this was somewhat popular on /a/ last year and /b/ way before that.

so, wheres is the place where the cool kids hang out at now?

Anyone have screens of the loli? Or was it just her voice?

>>418139
_yng doesn't have video streams. ;_;

Where's the hell is the loli and what do I have to do to listen to the audio stream

FUCK YES! I found a loli!

>>416514
Oh yeah right, like all us weeaboos would pass up the chance to teach English for a year with the exchange programs.

>>418149

USE A QUICK BALL!

hey guys what's goiROMANJI

>>418149
Lies. There's a guy talking to himself in _yng and another guy talking in _gen.

I found Kouga, but he ran away.

>>418228
Wait, really? Why?

Is he still afraid of getting b&? That was just someone trolling.

Fuuuck, she's back in _yng. Room with the most people.

Fapping.

ARGH SOME /jp/edo JUST CAME ON AND RUINED MY FAPPING.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

>>418243

He was in a room with some Swedish people. He just kept typing stuff in English and then he left to roam around, I guess.

>>418262
Lol, Kouga love gaijin attention.

>>418258

I HAVE JACKED YOUR MIC, ENJOY ME INSTEAD.

>4 is a myth that japs are smarter than amerikkkans.

Nobody said they are. Japs are just more hardworking and disciplined, thats all.

who is Kouga?

sage

>>418316
Some Eleven that was on the audio stream and spoke to us for a really long time two or three days ago.

>>418307
>hardworking and disciplined
Read: Whipped and afraid to step outside of social norms

WHY DID YOU GET OFF THE MIC TERMINAL CANCER -TAN? WHY?

>>418384

I accidentally pasted the link in the wrong tab ;_;

>>418388

Which closed the thing.

Well now you got this prick to talk to.

some say the 2 nukes fucked them up something nasty

>>418403
Seeing your countrymen vapourized by the tens of thousands in an instant tends to do that.

Damn this guy is entertaining

>>418436
Yeah, I'm surprised he reacted to "Raki sutaa."

wwwwwwwwwwwwww

STRONG CHIN CHIN

This guy is hilarious.

>>418436

I'll steal the mic when I can and you'll be back to listening to me.

ERIN ERIN

>>418465

Don't you fucking dare unless you plan on calling us all onii-chan and singing Kinki Kids songs.

>>418486

I called one of you Onii-sama, that counts.

Where is all this happening?

>>418499
here

Never mind about mic jacking, this guy is too awesome.

YOU FUCK, YOU FUCK. OH - NO FUCK.

lol rickrolled

What the hell is with this eleven?

>>418605

I don't know, but he is fucking awesome.

"I AM NEET YEAA YEAAAAAAAH"

this guy is pure win

Someone should tell /a/.

no

RIKA WA RORI YEEEEEAHHH
HUHUHUHUHUHNGHUHNGUHGNUHGUGghUG

OH YEAAAAH.

Fuck yes! You are the best NEET ever!

Please tell me someone is recording this.

i will always remember this night!

>>418668
I missed a lot of it, but I started recording it right after the Rika = loli conversation.

>>418676
Wait a sec. I realized a lot of the meaning is lost if we can't see the chat.

I need his autograph.

>>418596
Hado gae???

>>418680

Doesn't matter. Theres still comedy gold in there.
Lets see if we can freak him out by mentioning Itsuki again....

Poor Cirno : (

>>418698
I miss him :(

>>418698

Is Cirno there again? I saw him there a few weeks ago.

>>418732

He just left.

>>418732

He's apparently permab&

Are you guys in international or something?

NOOOOO

;_;

No! Our own personal NEET is gone!

T_T

Now we get Terminal Cancer-tan back.

Great.

he said he'd be back tomorrow...right..right anon?

How might I hear this amusing NEET?

>>418767

We can always hope.

>>418748
What?!

>>418785

Yeah, for insulting the mod sticky.

hay guise, how do I turned on audio. all i hear is the chat receive sounds

>>418792
Lulz

sage, just for the taste of it

>>418766

I FUCKING CLICKED OFF AGAIN, GOD NIGGER RAPING DAMN IT.

age!

Is there anything interesting going on?

>>418815

You need to keep that under check! This do not go as well as the last time you did it....

THATS NO LOLI

>>418813

tastes good

http://rapidshare.com/files/105998300/jpNEET.mp3

Oh NEET-tan, when will you become a real girl

BUTTS where did you go? I didn't cum yet.

>>418881

I will treasure this. Thank you anon.

I got DC'ed, but now it won't let me back on.

>>419057

Clear your cache and try relogging

I made a picture for you!

>>419097

The loli with the manly voice!

>>419119

The manliest.

#3. japanese are the ultimate gringos. the brazilians & indians have all sorts of scams the japanese fall for right & left. the only thing that japanese have to protect them is xenophobia so they just wont do business with you.

>>419146

I fucking lol'd

lol

>>419146
You'll be there forever.

lali drawers.

>>419555

omfg that's supreme!

Watch me fuck it up.

>>419562

You got it right!

Evening Terminal-Tan.

I sure do fuck up a lot.

>>419576

It's what's so moe about you.

>>419576
Fuck Yeah, my new favorite tripfriend.

I want to have your babies.

>>419562
You are an unentertaining faggot, and a tripfag at that.

Expect to be a nationwide youtube star in a couple months.

http://l4cs.jpn.org/gikopoi/flash/gikopoi111_for/flash_gikopoi.html

>>419576

>>419607

Don't be so jealous~

http://l4cs.jpn.org/gikopoi/flash/gikopoi111_for/flash_gikopoi.html
come 4ch

>>419562
>>419589
>>419603
>>419621

same person.

also, cocks

>>419607

I don't think so.

/utripper -i cancer
dLCaNCerV. : #0QY5h$w> (1)
canCERXHGI : #0QY6H>6f (2)
wcanCerTKY : #0QY6we>, (3)
Found 3 (in 528401636 1599.09s 330438trips/s)

Take your pick.

2ｽﾀの皆さんみたいに　外国語専用で配信していたりすると　荒らし扱い
なんですよ

I kind of get the gist of what this means, but can someone more knowledgeable translate it please? Lulz will be had from understanding it probably.

BTW I'm not one of the guys trolling the place.

2スタの連中に向かって一言言ってきた→「日本語でおｋ」

This too

Owie!

Owie!

Hey, is broadcast working in the DJ room, or whatever the fuck it's supposed to be? I'm trying to play some Chinese rock here.

2スタ??

1)If you distribute a foreign language-only (version?) to the kind of people at 2suta then it's considered trolling
2)I've come to say only one thing to the 2suta people: Japanese is preferable

>>419750
You mean Radio Studio 2: BEAT GIKO?

This is actually pretty cool.

brb spreading the word to gaia

>>419795
you best be joking nigger

>>419755

Like anyone cares.

Holy shit, does someone have the picture of the cat avatar from that online flash chat standing next to the ocean with a bubble of text saying "HEY GUYS, I THINK I BEAT THE GAME."?
It's almost identical to this >>416581

This is serious business, I've been looking for that image for ages.

I was in a room listening to two people talking about Higurashi and I made them sing "Do you know Oyashirosama"

Then I told them that lolicon is bad but they replied "No lolicon is justice."

dev lounge has cam support

niggers, go to the dev lounge, two people can stream music

butty is going to show her tits in the dev lounge

>>419862

Hail /jp/. I know terminal cancer-tan in long term relationship. He's very manly in the voice, but when I webcammed, he was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. He's not very outgoing for sex, but he's definetly open for it. Treat him gently.

>>419882

FAKU YEW

>>419888

Oh, and be aware, TERMINAL TAN HAS FREQUENT PERIODS, AND CAN BE VERY TSUNDERE AT TIMES.

>>419945

I just don't know how to pronounce your fucking Jap shit.

So what did I mess up in that couple hours?

Tsundere
loli
meme
Evangelion

I'm tired I can't think, also I think I made up a few words.

I think I've been banned in_yng ;-;

>>419973
seems to be _gen too

>>419973

Looks like the japs have had enough of our shit. How long did I steal the mic? 2-3 hours?

>>419999
Overall, maybe 4 even.
Also, do not like shine-tan.

>>419963

LALI <3

Doesn't really matter how I pronounce it, you guys get a reason to troll me and I learn the proper way for future use.

>>420024
I hope you'll be back tomorrow.

>>419973
what is in_yng?

Where is the dev lounge??

>>420066
Seems like NEET-tan is back.

>>420066
Guessing it means young, since in the others you have to be 16+, in _yng there's no age limit

>>420082
He's gone again.

Only retards say "moonpeople" and "romanji".

Why is /jp/ filled with retards? In before I'm called a "troll" or "weeaboo" (on a /jp/ board on yotsuba haha!) because you fags find yourself offended by being called names (because calling you guys out on your shit is always "trolling").

>>420298
>>calling you guys out on your shit is always "trolling"

Well yeah, posting something with no goal other than to get a response is kind of the definition of trolling.

>>420298
They call us gaijin, we call them moon people or Japs. Don't see a problem here.

>>420307
gaijin is not offensive and it never was offensive

>>420314

Nowadays, 外人 is politically incorrect. The media prefers to use 外国人.

>>420298
I call them 11s

Fuck, how to voice chat?
I am an illiterate fuck.

>>420314
Perhaps the same could be said of the term "nigger".

>>420355
Click the triangles on the right, click the first button to listen to streams, click triangle again to close it.

>>420367
Awesome, thanks.
Now I get to listen to some pasty NEET.
WHER R THA LOLIS?
...or at least people who don't sound like they're pouting after every sentence.

>>420364
No, nigger is like
黒奴 [こくど] /(n) (derog) black person/slave/

a derogatory term for a honkie would be
毛唐人 [けとうじん] /(n) (derog) hairy barbarian/foreigner (esp. Europeans)/

while GAIJIN IS OK, maybe not 100% politically correct but not offensive either
外人 [がいじん] /(n) (sens) foreigner/(P)/

In before "EDICT LIES, I'm A MAJOR (ASSHAT)"

>>418792

Wow, so mods are faggots there too?

>>420314
They learn to call us either 外国人　or 外人さん　at school, yet the omit the honorific and just call us 外人 , so yes it's offensive.

>>420423
南蛮人 (Nan-ban-jin)

黒ん坊 [くろんぼう;くろんぼ] /(n) (1) (derog) dark-skinned person/well-tanned person/

>>420929
They call me　外人さん

haha I've found Kouga

>>421090
Surprised no one has came yet.

>>2 they studied english all their lifes on schools and they know nothing

I see we can relate to them quite well

>>416505
rage-kun is so kawaii when he blushes ^_^

Kouga is at g-squid place

>>421145 ^_^

>>421168
^_^

>>421462

They keep calling me a korean. What makes the Japanese think that anyone who attempts to understand their language is automatically a korean???????

>>421482
^_^

>>421550
yes, just as anyone who speaks english is american

>>421570
To the Japanese it goes as follows:

Japan
America
China
Korea
Australia
Africa
South East Asia
Europe

>>421550
Korean...

>>421550

I've noticed that too. Japs don't really know much about the outside world, so it is to be expected.

<丶｀∀´>Ｉ　Ｒ　ＫＯＲＥＡ　けけけけけけけ

>>421672
You don't either if you call them "japs".

>>421682
Nips?

>>421705
nipples

Come into the chat room, fags. People are here just... standing. Talk. It's creepy like this.

>>421722
Nipplese?

>>421730
You're actually playing?

>>421734
Yeah. Mostly full of Chinese it seems. Or Taiwanese, I heard they drove the Moon People out.

How do I listened to streams???? I tried clicking on everything and I'm completely lost. Also where are the 外人 ? I only see japanese.

Ah, I'm in the foreign channel. If you're looking for action, this ain't the place.

>>421754
I'm playing shit in the dev lounge

Well, if you want us to shit it up, you're gonna have to post accurate instructions in english on how to get to the room you want us to take a heuge steaming dump on.

Kouga is streaming now. I herd you like him.

>>421765
>Well, if you want us to shit it up
Oh I get it. OK, I'll figure out the streaming myself. What you said made me think a little.

>>421765
The foreign chat, just use #rula and click the Dev Lounge

where do we gather?

D:

http://eigohenta.blog65.fc2.com/

>>421895
>D:

http://l4cs.jpn.org/gikopoi/flash/gikopoi111_gen/flash_gikopoi.html

Come on, we need more gaijin here.

>>421928
what room

>>421934

Any room. How about the one with the 2 tables?

>>421944
You mean 開発局 aka the Dev Lounge? In as junk

>>421962

I meant the one in the OP pic.

>>421972
That's it
They've got two streams going here

anybody on? D:

i'm on right now. I assume エリア is "area". so i'm in 海辺の町 as よいしょ