/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Ready to get HOUNDED RAW, human boi?

>>41939797
>go out drinking with hellhound twins
>get absolutely wasted and next day wake up with paw tatoo above your crotch

No, you don't understand!

>>41939817
It should have a "HELLHOUNDS ONLY" label above the paw print too

Here is a scary thought:
The current Demon Lord took over 1000+ years ago.
This implies that you either have to deal with your monster wife's human dad or her being an absolute ancient hag.
There is no in-between.

>>41939854
the latter is the best coupled with a meaty body as well

>>41939817
Damn that Peanut Butter Whiskey, making human men fathers of hellwans since 1882, I swear they put something in that shit.

>>41939827
she does understand, only a virgin man would say something that stupid

>>41939854
>dragon zombie wife slowly regains her intelligence
>starts having traumatic flashbacks to the old days

>>41939797
What happens if I say no on the casting couch and try to leave?

>>41939782

>>41939854
>There is no in-between.
That's not entirely true. Familiars, magic material girls that you make yourself, and maybe some elementals could all be outside of that.

>>41939931
>Familiars
lolicons win again

>>41939797
Nah, I came here to fuck fat old ladies and see neither fat, nor old

>>41939973
why not tight, thin, and fresh?

>>41939935
How will hags ever recover?

>>41939990
Old ladies are just as tight , even tighter since they are unused for longer and I need pudge to play with

>>41939990
Make 'em an oppai loli and I'm in

>>41940008
Baphos try to draw you in with the little girl act but they turn into old boomers after they've had a few drinks.

>>41939854
>>41939931
>>41939935
1000 years is not a little amount of time. Plenty of time for kids to be born. One of the Gaira book covers made by KC has a 16 year old mermaid

>>41940008
mana bombings

>>41939627
Fashionable and cute

>>41940037
loliphobia will never win

>>41939859
Would you really be ok with a monster that old just because she's extra soft?

>>41939892
Two of the world guide baphos are also traumatized by the old times
God bless the DL for putting an end to that

>>41940057
Too late

>>41940065
Yes, it will, it makes snuggles and cuddles better

>>41940075
Some cruel person told her to hold that sign up without telling her what it says

>>41940086
No, she just wishes to bury the tiny and thin hatchet

>>41939827
>Anon you're now going to learn the exact number of times our hips can meet before yours give out!

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>41940037
blessed be the uwaaabomber and his work

>>41939854
>your monster wife's human dad
Just try not to think about the fact that
>he's been an incubus for years
>his dick is probably bigger than yours
Suggestion: pray to Mara

>>41940095
Oh gosh, am I supposed to keep track? I'll go get the clicker...

>>41940118
Y u thinking about dick, anon? You wanna tell us something?

>>41940086
I'm going to the shrine and asking a hebi to hold a sign that reads "No legs = no segs"
Snakes must be put into their place.

>>41940122
That was clearly a cheshire bragging about her bad.

Sorry we all out of British cheshs, we got Hispanic and Brazilians only

>>41940065
>Would you really be ok with a monster that old just because she's extra soft?
hmm...
>5 thousand year old fox
>tails are stiff fluffy, but completely gray and a little rough to the touch
>doesn't move much, for this reason she prefers cuddling over sex.
>can cook the absolute best meals due to thousands of years of practice
>but it shows up on her pudgy, meaty body (makes the cuddling better)
yes.

>>41940155
Got any South African jinkos?

>>41940123
>hebi pulls out a sharpie and begins writing on the sign
>Hands the sign back
>"No legs? No! Segs."
>Get raped

>>41940008

>>41940176
we do but they only come in the cow breed

>>41940170
Foxes are boring, they're so last year. High Orc hags are all the rage this season. Better get with the times boya

>Cheshire cat tongue bath
>your face will always reek of her spit

>>41940204
diablo, me gusta la viejas pero dios mio, es un monstro

>>41940210
We don't speak favela here

>>41940204
>that face
sorry we arent tetrophiles

>>41940219
wrong place

>>41940230
>we arent tetrophiles
The face is a bit off to be fair but look up the definition to that and get back to me

>>41940183
Damn shrine snake and her rape tendencies, she better be willing to at least wear an offensive engrish shirt.

>>41940239
the nose, was too far as well as the whole face. its way too western and honestly ugly so stop

>>41940204
How does a high orc end up as a hag? Did her minions grab up all the men first?

>>41940272
being a mob faced pack of p'orcs that no one cared for

Post pictures of cheshire cats trying to be sexy or lewd!

>>41940272
Decided to listen to her mom and go to school and get a career instead of living in a cave and raiding. Never stood a chance. Now all her cousins come to family gatherings with their husbands and new babies and all she can do is drink and cry

>>41940289
im going to riad her job and steal her as my war bride

>>41940293
>Need to take five breathers between carrying her from her office cubicle to the elevator

>>41940301
out of respect for her and not to make her feel fat, imma just take the stairs and run to my house which is a mile away then collapse

>>41940209
sounds delightful

>>41940289
I hate to see martial monsters giving up tradition. I propose forming a warband of humans to go raiding for single monsters.

>>41940328
Don't respond the spit/smell spammer retard

How do I stop a mucus toad’s tongue from mouth raping me when I’m almost 20 feet away from her?

>>41940289
i love martial monsters giving up traditon and becoming soft, it only makes fucking them all the more better

>>41940341
>>41940356
Martial is only one letter away from marital after all. It sounds fun in the same way dressing up as a Visigoth for a goth themed party would be fun

>>41940352
sew your mouth shut

>>41940328
It'll inevitably lead to some very long, passionate, wet, syrupy kisses

Cheshire cats are the best

>>41940204
sorry p-ork-y, you dont have fluffy tails.

wurms r teh best

>>41940406
That wurm is overweight, she is too far heavy. Glutton.

>>41940423
just cause her tail is massively thick doesnt mean shes fat

>>41940431
She could also be pregnant!

>>41940431
boobs are fat. Unless they are hellhounds, in which case they are just massive deformed pecs

>>41940442
seems like someones jelly at how much more massive her wurm cousin's tits are

You'll never have a boring life with Miss Cheshie.

>exotic, Wonderland lewd times
>Warm, fuzzy, cat naps
>intimate tongue baths
>soft ears to molest
>genuinely funny and creative girl
>always with a smile on her face (sometimes creepy)

>>41940440
seems like someone needs to have a one on one with his wurm sex ed teacher about how wurms are made

>>41940446
The only test a wurm with breasts this big can ever hope to pass is a pregnancy test.

>>41940489
or a cow test

>>41940482
I've seen Aliens, I know where eggs come from

>>41940495
u are making Ms. Wurm bawl

What's the best way to desmug a cheshire cat?

>>41940507
Ressit cumming when she gives you a surprise blowjob.
Not only will you desmug her, you'll also shatter her confidence.

>>41940493
What is a cow test, and does is involve nipple evaluation?

>>41939926
i hate this artist, why is the horny shortstack taller than the human? this is ridiculous, stop posting his trash here.
here's an example of how tall she's supposed to be. forward it to the artist and tell him to take notes

>>41940559
a cow test is the size of a monster's tits, how much milk they contian and they evaluate how sensitive the nips are.
>>41940566
monsters are better taller than you

>>41940569
>monsters are better taller than you
fair enough but what if i want both a taller and a shorter? so i can sit on the taller one's lap and get hugged and boobhatted, while the shorter one sits in my lap and gets filled with my meat?
shortstack lives matter

>>41940594
nah, just alternate with the taller one and fill her with your meat. womanlets dont matter lmao

>>41940610
that's just rude. womanlets make for perfect carry-anywhere cocksleeves. if you don't want yours, more for me i guess

>>41940630
my shortest wife is about 7ft

Monsters are still girls, so they're still better shorter and cute.

>>41940656
basic taste

>>41940538
>resist
That's impossible

It's simple:
If you want a monster taller than you, then you need affection.
If you want a monster smaller than you, then you prefer giving affection.

>>41940719
what if i want someone the same size as me?

>>41940719
What if I want a colossal, man-eating worm whose tongue is shorter than me?

>>41940719
But I want a little loli to dom me. I think your system is flawed.

>>41940719
Instructions unclear, I'm now locked into combat with [Hellhound Hero: Cerberus] and I can't escape!

All human women are destined fall and become monsters.

if a monster is small you pat them
if a monster is big, then you make small monsters with her

>>41940912
If a monster is big, you pat them.
If a monster is small, you make small monsters with them.

>>41940912
>>41940924
both statements are true, my haku math teacher told me

>>41940912
i want the small monster to pat me

>>41940912
>>41940924
>>41940927
so make small monster with both but give double the pats to the small monsters? sorry, im bad at math.

>>41940935
no eqaul amounts of pats but both are for making smaller monsters with

>>41940935
So give pats to small monsters, and make more small monster with small monsters?

>Bapho-chan, where are you?
>I need your help with something.
>Yes, just go to my room and sit on my bed, I'll be there in a moment.

>Do that funny thing Humans do! You know, with your round ears!

smol monster atak

>>41940749
Sandworms are unfair.

>>41940755
Utter degenerates do no follow regular logic.

>>41940991
>Have to deal with dangerous Wendi spins when trying to travel through Iceshatter Pass.
You'd think they'd get dizzy or something.

>>41941002
Hey now, just because someone likes sandworms because of their obvious superiority doesn't make someone an utter degenerate.

Please don't make the lil' sandworm cry.

>>41941015
It's like how a woodpecker can peck wood without getting brain damage

>>41941015
Just surrender the meat shipment Anon, it will only get worse as you pass through Ice Wolf territory anyway.

>>41940911
How does one stop monster villains from corrupting your all female adventuring party

>>41941036
>Hey, uh, it looks like that Werewolf bit you? Should we head back to town to get it looked at.
>Na, it'll be fine, don't worry about it.

>>41941062
>tank hiding a werewolf bite
>healer concealing the prisoner fruit and holstar milk she's been eating
>black mage secretly contracted with a demon for more power to protect (You)
Remember to do nightly inspections while in a dungeon or after a battle it could save your virginity

>>41941062
>want to go adventuring
>half your party just wants to get monsterised
I just want a fun quest

>>41941036
that the best (or worst) part you don't

fuck being in party, imma quest alone, its more fun that way. you can flirt with single monsters without anyone getting jealous and you can go to the more "special" towns, as in those that cater to your taste, like tallbrough, summerville isles, hagville, sabbisabbi sabbath city, or nerdtown

>It's not like I like you or anything you just make for a convenient mana battery. Baka.

>>41941118
>go to nerd town
>streets are empty because everyone is a neet
well, now what?
its rude to just break in and take a monster. you'll just scare the poor neets.

>>41941118
just make sure you check your boots for slimes

>>41941129
(she actually means it).

>>41941129
>no baphomet to call me a mana battery and mount me in the amazon position to be left a drooling magicless mess until my mana returns while she goes back to casting her spells straight away

>>41941134
>you'll just scare the poor neets.
It is vengeance for all the neet anons who met the same end.

>>41941138
Her body doesn't lie.

>>41940911
Heroines definitely are made to become monsters.
So are those cheerful village girls and any childhood friend.
Throw in nuns and sorcery nerds too.

>>41940935
Some small monsters are asking for both pats and dickings just by existing.

>>41941134
cosplay (insert male husbando of the month) as you enter

>>41941197
So, how do you deal with the real possibility of getting your dick burned when you try to put it in?

>>41941129
Tsunderes are cute when they're not the angry violent ones. I think monsters should also get to experience the it's not like I like you lie.

>>41941129
aight, i heard those twin nun healers wanted a nice big warrior to heal

>>41941208
wouldn't they just start calling you a normie for going for the flavour of the month?

>>41941223
but they out their house now, right?, Just run into the crowd and grab a nerd and run

>>41941217
the heat only hurts if the fire monster doesnt like you.

>>41941032
I feel bad for Meaty Meats minos delivering in that area, the wendi attacks are relentless!

>>41941208
>put on an ultraman costume
>kick down a nerd dragon's door
>tell the evildoer that she's in violation of ultra law

>>41941235
They can shout at you from their windows silly

how is meat even produced in MGE anyways, magic fabrication?

>>41941273
like the normal way, cows and the like still exist as well as demon realm beasts still roam as well

>>41941273

>you WILL read her fanfiction
>you WILL recreate the sappy romantic scenes with her
>you WILL marry her and give her the wedding she's always wanted and as outlined in the book
>you WILL use the baby name index that's at the end of the book
>you WILL have a happy family with the lilim

>>41941188
Runya may act cute but her commentary in the guidebook was ruthless.

>>41941241
>Tsun salamander say she'd never reproduce with such a weak boy
>You grab her tail barehanded and look her straight in the eyes
>It doesn't burn
It's nice to call them out on their bullshit sometimes.

>>41941272
so start lifitng weight and grunting all sexual-like or better yet, just reciting the lore to castlevania

>>41941306
Runya cant harm you with magic but can harm you in other ways

>>41941299
Only if she agrees to read my MGE x Dark Souls x Sonic the Hedgehog crossover fanfic.

>>41939782
My Dream

>>41941299
But Lilims are SHIT!

>>41941299
Okay but only if she dresses like an evil overlord like her sister

>>41941118
Enjoy having monsters force their way into your adventuring party instead.
Or Shoggoths and Living Armors secretly attempting to replace all your equipment with themselves.

>>41941334
>been going at it alone
>Found some sort of armor in the last dungoen i was at
>Felt was a size too big but i put on anyways
>It just synced with me
>Felt abolustely perfect but i quickly took it off
>Needed to make myself worthy of the armor, kept the gaunlets and grieves tho
>At night, i hear a weird schlicking sound and the armors crotch is rather wet, i assume the armor itself, and i often use said oil to keep my blade from rusting

>>41941217
What >>41941241 said, wombpatting loli salamanders is as safe as headpatting.

>>41941134
wait till convention time

>>41941333
The evil overlord outfit is a red flag, same for glowing womb tattoos, oversized swords and especially capes.

>>41941118
I prefer traveling with a fairy companion who set me on a quest to make pacts with four elemental spirits!

>>41941308
now you've just either made them annoyed about how noisy you are or made them start doubting their chances to get with you

>>41941401
Red is my favorite color next to blue

>>41941438
still gonna have to come out if they want me to stop or i could just stop and go to the local mixed bath house

>>41941317
What's at the top of the hill?

>>41941464
sex

>>41941438
now how does one get a neet out her house?

>>41941317
Need this, but with a mesugaki Pyrow and yamato nadeshiko Devil instead of the Demon.

>>41941515
Trick them with fake comiket passes

My pslime wife specifically targets nuns, childhood friends and orphan girls for monsterization. She has a 100% success rate and no one ever realizes she corrupted them until its to late.

>>41941532
Nah, imma get real ones also how do i help my friends who also like nerds? I think i got an idea, make a guild where anonymous monsters can request an anon adventurer to bring them things the nerds what they want

>>41941536
Monsters who wear creepy masks either have a face that's too cute to be taken seriously, or they're compete psychos.

>>41940246
there's actually no documented case of a shirohebi raping someone. all were classified under 'making love'

What if your mg gave a TED talk?

Kiki with fat ass?

>>41941604
Only if you force her to wear a maid uniform that's too short and keeps showing her lace panties whenever she bends even the slightest over.

>>41941624
She's cute, but needs more clothes.

>>41941553
why not both?
>bottom of a really old dungeon
>discover a side area
>go down it
>notice a worrying amount of sealing objects lining the walls and floor
>find a shirohebi loli, wearing a stone mask with a face thats a simple : )
>the floor around her is visibly tainted with corrupted mana
>the small hebi has very obviously been influenced by abyss magic.
>the only thing stopping the spread of the mana is a rune circle thats about half the size of the room
>in a seemingly possesed manner, she asks you to defile the rune circle and clear a few of the sealing objects so she can leave.
>your reward will be eternal love

>>41941475
Anon, that's lewd. I refuse that Miss Bicorn and Ms. Demon would be so indecent as to do something like that out in public.

>>41941604
depends.
it cant be TOO big, how could she get any maid work done if turning was a risk for bumping something fragile.

>>41941570
They politely ask for children, that's love!

>>41941650
>Pic
My name is Anon.
I'm 28 years old.
I like gardening and video games.
As many as you can give me.

>>41941650

>>41941334
>Shoggoths
Fucking parasites get off my back and fuck off already!
I like my body the way it is i don't need you to change it so you can assimilate/absorb me!

>>41941669
Too late ano , she's already (You)

>>41941650
sixteen

>>41941669
i wouldn't mind some organ redundancy and a new pair of eyes

>>41941679
>gee shoggy, two wieners?

>want a dragon but am afraid of being snatched up by someone else along the way
>tag along with a hero's party on a quest to ge rid of a dragon
>the day before they are about to attack her cave wait till they make a camp and night comes
>wait till everyone is asleep and rush to the dragon's cave

>>41941690
the best girls have gradient hair

>>41941650
I want a singular child, thanks

>>41941711
a very common occurance in nerdtown

>>41941711
Thankfully they make picture books for monsters that don't read so good.

>>41941806
When will this be us?

>>41941812
After MGE RPG updates

>>41941515
Hard: Befriend her and ask her out
Easy: Raging mushrooms
>>41941454
Go to the bath house, the employees might need some company

>>41941812
after nukes

>>41941822
if i cant enter her house how am i gonna befriend her?

>>41941630
Releasing an ancient evil snake is never ok, even if said said is an adorable small hebi.
I bet her eyes glow with "love" under that mask.

>>41941816
he's gonna update the game with a big update before christmas, right?

>>41941857
yes, and on christmas eve the portals will open

>>41941812
When Hitler or Christ Returns. For in the end of days, it will be like it was in the days of Noah. There were monsterous women running around back then. Creatures like Tamamo, Echidna and Lillith were alive back then.

>>41941857
Yes yes gaijin, all the girls that were teased and a dozen more, just subscribe and give me your money.

>>41941835
instructions unclear, released 3000lb apophis

>>41941833
trust lady luck and find her online or when she leaves to get the bare necessities. There's also a chance she'd come out to help you if you were in trouble outside her house.

>>41941879
holy shit, shes a fucking landwhale, lmao

>everyone makes fun of your plain nerdy friend for being obsessed with magic
>until she one day turns into a bombshell dark mage

>>41941879
you sure she isn't a Tsuchinoko?

>>41941879
>Apophis finally released after centuries
>Rushes to her Pharaoh rival to settle the score
>She's happily married and has 5 children
>Anon now has to deal with a massive depressed snake who won't cheer up unless she gets pregnant with sextuplets

>>41941902
imma just sleep in the inn where imma just be a bit sad i aint gonna get a nerd gf

>>41941868
neat story idea actually,
>earth and MGE used to be connected by a series of portals
>MxH relationships produced a male on the earth side, and a female on the MGE side
>group of purists got their asses sore because "muh heretical non-humans"
>most monsters were shoved back into MGE, the few that remained were sealed along with the portals
>effectively killed magic in earth as human women cannot provide mana.
>religions all brand monsters as demons to try and keep people away from wanting to look into it
>meanwhile on the monster side the order is just earth humans trying to finish what was started
>mass transformation is also a cope monsters use to try and forget the betrayal
>the portal project is an effort to try and reopen the closed up passages and restore natural order

>>41941935
nah she's like 50 feet long

>>41941907
please dont make fun of the sealed apopthis anon, there wasnt much for her to do in the pocket dimension she was stuck in except for eat.
on the bright side she can store a lot of mana now!
but the downside for you is that sex still generates the same amount. get to work.

>>41941983
imma call her piggy while i bang her brains out

>>41941965
>Charles Dodgson and H.P. Lovecraft found portals
>the former tried his best to communicate what he learned under the watchful eye of those who wish to keep the portal shut
>the latter joined the Order, his stories aiming to demonize the monsters with the best chance at restoring the gates

>>41941965
I like this setting.

>>41941995
anon please she is VERY self conscious after failing in every conceivable way against her pharaoh rival.
so just give her a little break will ya?

>>41940065
Traumatized of what ? They were the ones slathering humans, what kind of hypocrisy is that ?

>>41942033
>slathering
the teaching one cometh...

>>41941553
I want to wear a mask too, it's not about being cute or not. It's about sending a message and protecting your face.

>>41942033
>be a sociopathic bringer of death
>no remorse, only murder
>MAMONOMANA
>suddenly no sociopathy
>suddenly remorse

>>41942055
Slaughtering, fuck my auto correct also you know what I meant and my point still stand. I can't see why they're the traumatized.

>>41942031
no, bullying fatties is my fetish and it also easily to fuck her even harder

>>41942069
its because the transformation was also a complete rework of how they worked mentally.
imagine if you woke up one day and found a pile of dead and gored bodies around you. then found out that it was because you were slipped a drug the night before that turned you into a psychopath.

>>41942058
>No one cared who I was until I put on the mask
>Proceed to inhale raging mushrooms powder
>Train rape the nearest unmarried high level mamono

>>41942096
Well i mess up and need to make a few calls and dig a big hole. It will follow me for sure but it wasn't my fault so yeah, move on and try to forget about it as much as possible.
They're way more old and intelligent than us so why can't they do that too ?

>>41942126
Trek?

Beast girls > other kinds

>>41942126
imagine if that same killing was all you did for hundreds of years while fully conscious during the entire time it, and then suddenly without warning your mind was rewritten to love the people you were killing.

>>41942126
>Can't comprehend why mamonos from the old time are traumatized
>When put in their shoes, think like a serial killer
Based psycho anon, you will need to see a squid before getting a wife

>>41942150
That sounds like monsters got the old ego death

>>41942147
I had to take care of my mom's two pomeranian females lately and both happened to go into heat at the same time.
Let me tell you, I wouldn't want to be in one home with a mamono beast girl in heat, let alone two.

I would bear hug mating press a Goddess

>>41942150
if i remember most were just the same as animals, not really sentient, succs and the more humanoids one are the ones who usually were sentient

41942159
Fuck off, I'm sane
>>41942150
Once again, your old you was someone else. You have been rewritten, move on and make the world a better place or some bullshit like that if you feel sad about it. You can't do shit about it anyway.

>>41939782
/mgt/ vrchat meet up when?

>>41942179
Bestial feral sith heats...

>41942199
No, I meant monster girl beast girls, fuck off to /trash/

>>41941310
>but can harm you in other ways
By telling you alps are gay?

>>41941690
Mmmm, delicious dragon maid

>>41941931
Need dark mage/witch wife

>>41942205
Take a walk on the wild side and experience the warmth of a girl completely covered in soft fur

>>41942242
nta but fuck off back to trash.

>>41942245
leave the tard alone, he just wants (you)s

>>41942241
Same, need horny fat-bottomed female kid to mana transfer with

>>41942242
I would

>>41942275
Damn female kids, needs mana correction.

I wanna watch a kiki shit.

ded hours

>>41942491
Strip the ded.

>>41942242
No one hear is opposed to soft fur in principle, but like a moped or a fat girl, ride it but keep it to yourself rather than bringing others into your tastes where it isn't wanted.

I assure you, Apophis venom is good for you and nothing feels better than being constricted in her coils.

>>41942491
Instead of the other way around, which undead is the best to keep you warm?

>>41942242
Fuck off shoggy

>>41942649
Anon there are numerous peer-reviewed studies that suggest apophis venom is one of the most addictive substances in existence

Reject spellcasting,embrace big friendly swords

You wife strongly prefers that you make louder noises than her during sex. You being very embarrassed and unsure if your sounds are hot to her are what turns her on even more.

>>41942310
>loli Dark Mage already intuitevely knows how to act just the right kind of bratty and lewd to cause maximum excitement
>knows what kind of clothes and underwear show her body type off the best and that urge to see the more
How are you supposed to not give young monsters what they want if they have extra racial bonuses to seduction?

>>41942649
I would never do the stuff myself but I'm happy to sell it and other narcotics like manticore spines. The police don't seem to care and it's good money for me.

>>41942703
didnt saint peter drive out the snakes or something outta of ireland

>>41942703
If the adventurers won't come to her, she'll just have to come to the adventurers.

>>41942732
That was saint Patrick.

>>41942732
>>41942742
MGE universe Saint Patrick fucked the snakes out of Ireland.

>>41942740
>She becomes that typical NPC that has 'achieved everything' and wants to be slain (Laid) by an equally dedicated man

>>41942709
I'd just strain my throat and ruin the mood because I can't be louder than her roars even if I tried my hardest.

>>41942803
imagine ruining those abs she worked so hard for with a pregnancy or four

>>41942709
I can't do that. I'd look weak it would totally ruin my image!

>>41939782

>>41942871
I'd like her to regain them so she's a better role model to our daughters. And I just don't want to give them up.

>>41942773
>dragon with a shrine to st george

>>41942952
imagine going to monster church

>>41942709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZuEN18S38A

look at this old snake

tiny spider maid as well

>>41942983
i'm for it

>>41942983

Upgrayedd incoming.

>>41943085
rape ogre spider

>>41939782

>>41943119
i do love old magical women, but how do i get one to travel with me, i aint a healer, i just grab enemy and chuck them into ground, usually taking the hit but powering through

>>41943118
anons thorough breeding efforts should surely result in a domesticated variant soon ala minotaurs and holstaurs

>>41943119
NEED

>>41942960
>Pastor has been reading from the parts where Paul tells you you and your wife should be fucking all the time for the past week
>Every single monster has been nearly vibrating in the pews
>you fear for the safety of your hips

>>41943145
>anons thorough breeding efforts
Ushi-Onis are Pokemon?

>>41943208
>the confessional is making a fuck ton of noise
>The doors are shut
>For some reason, the windows were barred as well
>The Older Troll right next to you is getting quite handsy

>>41943145
>one group of anons breeds a variant of ushi-oni that are calm and gentle
>the other group breeds a variant that are twice as aggressive

>>41942709
I mean, she's generally muttering cute noises into a pillow or plushie, so it's not too difficult to do so! Except when she's about to cum, or when the Dark Insignias activate.

>>41943213
yeah, they all make ushihihi noises when they laugh

>>41942709
i already sound and act like an animal when we fuck, so what she wants? for the whole neighborhood to hear

>>41943227

I choose the aggressive variant.

>>41943227
i'll make a meaty and larger variant that are very motherly as well

Snow snek

>>41943290
big fluffy wolfspiderlings clinging to mommas back (probably a couple on dad too)

>>41943298

>>41943303
I think Arachne would have all the different Spider Species, but Tarantula species are Ushis.
Saying this i bet new world ushi's are docile compared to their much more aggressive and Venomous Old World Counter parts.

>>41941879
>>41941907
Threadly reminder that Lamias are actually heavy as fuck.
A lamia's lower body would probably be upwards of 1000 pounds, if not more.
Consider gigantophis weighed most likely upwards of 1250lbs and is a pretty good analog for a lamia's lower half considering the diameters required to match the human half with the snake half.
If you like your lamia's THICK, a better analog might be titanaboa. Just because of the square cubed law her weight would increase exponentially, making her over 2500lbs if not more.

Muscle is dense af, and lamia's tails are literal pure muscle lol. Your centaur gf would weigh less then your lamia gf.
Call her fat, I dare you

>>41943431
still, 3000 lbs is a bit more that a 2500, anon. like 500lbs more

>>41943431
when i asked my lamia about it she said weight is just a number which is weird because she said that about age too

>>41943449
S-she's just a bit on the heavyset side anon, don't be rude!
And for the love of god don't let her hear you say that...

>>41943485
>Heavy set
i would say about to make 50 lbs but not adding another fucking digit, like da agghhhghhghghhghhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anyone else wrap up in blankets and imagine cuddling waifu(s)?

>>41943502
>Healthy weight for 5' human female is 104lbs
>Overweight starts at 128lbs
>Roughly 20% increase
Now do it again, but with big meaty tail attached
>Healthy weight for ancient 37' long Apophis starts at 2500lbs
>Human overweight was 20% higher then baseline, so add 20%
>You get 3000lbs
Just a bit on the heavier side, like I said. Weights get weird when you have to account for square cubed law

>>41943608
so shes basically 5 ft while normally slithering around? damn womanlet as well, the pharoh was at least 2 ft taller than her

>>41943608
I wanna be inside that snek's tail

>>41943608

>>41943608
>t. overweight lamia with a grabbable and gropeable belly

>>41943718
man, that is my favorite thing, a nice pudgy bellly to rough grab and play with while fucking

>>41943608
>>41943678
Look at that long piece of fuggin spaghetti

>>41943431
>wake up in to discover my bedframe is broken and my mattress is now on the floor
>the night after I got a knew one I wake up to the sound of snapping
>once again my bedframe is broken but this time a sleeping hebi that I've never seen before lying on top of me keeping me pinned to the bed

>>41943431
I'd like to take an opportunity to say muscle lamias are underrated.

>>41943678
I would also love to be inside that snek's tail as well

>>41943787
the funny think about them is the can keep flexing indefinity

I'm a slut for sneks and all girls with long, serpentine-like biology

>>41943819
so wurms too?

>>41943832
Release the Siege Wurm!

>>41943838
>>41943838
>she runs through the door like its cardboard cause she was told a man was hurt and was thirsty

>>41943832
Yes. Sneks, wurms, and worms.

>>41943819
i like the ones with extra arms
entirely unnecessary but truly delightful

>>41943838
>portals open
>whole team of siege wurms sent to rescue males
>entire squad told "the males of this world are being held captive by evil witches that like to cheat!"
>cities turned to swiss cheese, houses shredded like paper, bullets deflected like drops of rain
>anywhere they raid is completely unrecognizable and looks like a tornado or earthquake tore up the area.

>>41943909
For me it's the thick, strong long tails. Big enough that it looks like she could devour a clydesdale horse in one setting

an idea appeared to me, a holy healer wurm tank, a wurm thats holy and has massive fucking armor that the chest plates flip up for quick healing drinks

>>41943886
what about eel whores?

>>41943954
I always forget about them, but yes, I'm slut for the slut eels as well

>>41943909
How is that unnecessary? You can hold hands and be hugged by her at the same time.

>>41941951

The most appealing thing about sneks is being inside her tail, all that hot, heavy flesh around you, being her personal heater. Oh, and the yandere personality is top tier as well.

stfu about vore
and lets talks why wurms are the best dummies

>>41943959
That feel when eel.

>>41944033
I'm partial to canine dummies

>>41944033
No one's talking about vore?

>>41944025
This but with 3 sneks

>>41944033
i think he meant the tail coiled around him, anon.

>>41944070
>>41944065
then he should say that, it reminds me some fag who said something similar but he meant inside her body

>>41944079
Nah. You're inside her coils. I guess in a way that would also be inside her body but not the vore way. In the way, that you'd be inside your blanets, wrapped up like a burrito.

>>41944065
I can fix that

>>41944122
Please don't.

>>41944122
>>41944127
If your punishment twitched, you're not allowed to report.

so what ya doing this friday night?

>>41944108
thats fine, just say that

>>41944175
Nothing, as always.

>>41944194
well im thinking od drawing an old busty dragon, doing jazzercise

>>41944175
Hoping USC loses so my team can to the playoffs

you can get any monster u want but u have to go to church every sunday

>>41944265
I can accept the Biblehound version of my favorite monster girl.

>>41939782

Around elves watch yourselves.

>>41944333
elves no matter they got muscle or not are the weakest monsters of them all, amn can easily wrestle into a pin, also if they are built like a body builder with a skinny waist, they can realt put out any serious power and will gas out, the ones with a meaty core are the ones you need to worry about

>>41944208
What team friend? and whats your wife?

>>41944333
too late

>>41944333
If you can contemplate the taste, sate yourself.

>>41944429
I would.

I'm going to sleep. I hope for Alice dreams!

>>41944175
About to sleep because I have work in the morning.

>>41944360
OSU. I'm a harem guy. Kikimora, shirohebi, bicorn, dormouse, holstaur, and minotaur

>>41944333
>>41944429
>>41944440
If you can contemplate the taste, you can contemplate the smell, If you can contemplate the smell, then,,,

>>41944429
>>41944481
Stop right there!

Beware of roaming monster maids. You may end up married or worse.

>>41939782

>>41944477
Nice harem friend! It seems like you may be getting your wish!

>>41944593
>You may end up married or worse.
I don't own a house, I can't get a maid. What are they going to do now, kidnap me?

test

i just dont get this

>>41944766
You're not supposed to get it.

>>41944766
The monster is on the outside.

>>41944689
Seems legit

chesh is now mid

>>41944766
Big families with big women with big love

>>41944726
Indeed. Makes up for the shitty weekend last weekend. Only wish now is that my wives were here to watch with me

>>41944766
It's simple really.

>>41944766
small, affectionate monster girls, that's the important part

>>41944726
Congrats friend. Fuck Caleb Williams.

>>41944862

Gazer tummy

Gazer tail

>>41939827
>NerdWurm loredumps about her favorite gems and crystals

>sleep paralysis demon girl
do it.

>>41944678
>Tail comes out of the bottom of the ribcage
I wish I could turn off my autism

I've heard everyone here at least once say they would love to be a stripper in a mg club. But you bastards never follow up: what's your stage name? Your routine? Your song? No one answers these questions.

>>41944766
It's quite simple, lolis and the Sabbath are trash tier.

KC will soon delete his secret twitter account.

>>41945002
I'm Chip N. Dale. My song is "Everybody's Working for the Weekend". And I do just about everything.

>>41945026
Why?

>>41945042
1. Someone leaking what he said there with ill intentions.
2. He doesn't feels like he fits on Twitter.

Stop fucking lying cuz you got burned.

>>41944766
What do you not understand?

>>41945002
I would never do that but if you must know Big Balls by AC/DC and I do not remove anything below the wais

>>41945002
I am the pipe layer, my outfit is a union suit but with the flap in the front, my song was put some sugar on me, my career was very short, only danced in the club once and was raped on the spot, now happily married.

>>41945077
>Big Balls
>Not Ballbreaker
You'll never draw like that

>>41945002
That would imply I have enough confidence in my looks.

>>41945071
>notion that human women (...) find male sexuality a burden
>outdated and offensive
Heh

I want to lick a tall, haughty vampire's sweaty abs while she gets flustered and tries to play it off

>>41945071
I still can't believe they got a woman to review MGE. Like holy fucking shit, why?

I don't like to talk like this but the one reason for it I can see is to give some female journalist/reviewer the opportunity to bitch about a literal male fantasy for brownie points

You'll be having a nice respecting human shrine maiden instead of a sex-crazy fox, a hairy prostitute, or a masturbation weasel!

>>41945002
>stripper
How debased. I'd be the one bringing them drinks in the private rooms and collecting fat tips. Since they're distracted by the other guys, I just get to pocket the money and leave. Literally can't go wrong.

>>41945071
For me it's the amazon review that goes
>the content doesn't even feel s3x positive, as pretty much everything has that whitewashed feeling of "super straight" / cishet to it.
It fills me with a strange sense of satisfaction and superiority mixed with contempt when they refer to one of its good points as something negative.

>>41945207
>Visit shrine
>Get accosted by a very insistant white snake
>Visit another shrine
>The seemingly human maidens are actually kitsune-tsukis
>Tri one last shrine
>It's abandoned except for one old fox lady who lives there
Give it up, shrines are monster territory.