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Stop using these shitty meme pages.

Mommy kai ni when?

>>41941005
probably after the next maint.

>>41941005

What did they see?

>>41941420
A biscotto.

>>41941420
Germs getting kicked out of the world cup after losing to the fucking japs

>>41940947
Are exercises safe? My boats won't die during an exercise?

>>41940947
Why does Asashio look like a psycho and why is Kasumi crying?

>>41941522
Why is she so thin.

>>41941528
Ships can only get mock-sunk in exercises, so they're perfectly safe.

Your classmate asks you to help her with her homework at her house, do you agree?

>>41941643
Wonder why she is asking help from a guy who almost always did his homework during recess just before the class it was meant for started. Learned most of my math sitting on those unconformable benches that lined the hallways, forgot the most the second I was out of the education system, and well over a decade later I still 'ven't managed to figure out what all those hours spent learning how to calculate shit like parabolic arcs brought to my life.

>>41941709
>he can't figure out the trajectory of his shipgirls' shells

>>41941643
I didn't study much human biology in school but I would help her with that.

>>41941643
Hell no, she have crabs.

Fubuki is cute.

>>41941643
I'd fuck her brains out.

>>41941005
Soon™

It's over. AL has won.

>>41943600
Why do I care?

>>41943600
wake me when i can play it on vita.

>>41943600
Worst Atelier game, ruined the franchise.

>>41944822
It's one of the hottest series, and has based art.
>>41945553
Okay puritan.

>got chiyoda
>notice i can already upgrade her despite not reaching lvl 20 yet
>upgrade her
>upgrade her again
>and again
>somehow i lost the oppurtinity yo get her Type A Kouhyouteki before i upgraded
shit

>>41940947
Can someone please explain what’s going on with the image? Why is Kasumi crying in the end? And why does Asashio look like some sort of lunatic?

>>41945685
Typical Zeroyon Kasumi bullying
Kasumi does a tsun and rejects ttk's onsen trip but Asashio plays it straight and goes with him
Afterwards the latter is showing off phone pics and she "accidentally" reveals the two of them had smashed

>>41945639
What? You don't lose anything on upgrade, Check your inventory.

>>41945685
>>41945748
Oh I got it slightly wrong, it wasn't an onsen trip specifically but just a trip for two

>>41945829
i am trying to equip her but i cant find it. maybe its a feature missing in the vita port

>>41945748
>>41945854
So Asashio was just asserting her dominance? She went a bit too far, but I can understand that.

https://twitter.com/SayaSazanami/status/1598888119834923009

i'd fug this

>>41941589
Akagi and Yamato ate all the food in season 1, there's not enough left now.

What she needs from me.

>2023 calendar will show a Kai Ni that isn't in game yet
Place your bets.

>>41947072
Iowa Mark II it is gonna be some potato DD.

>>41947131
Frankly I'd be okay with that since those remodels tend to be more towards specialist roles like anti-installation or ASW. And the last thing I want is another finicky, expensive, and mandatory touch to plan an event around.

>>41947131
Anon, it's not going to be someone from an artist whose calendar page is already revealed. Most likely candidates are

Fujikawa: Ooyodo, 10 different Gumos
Drew: Sazanami, Oboro
Zeco: Johnston, Houston, North, Soda, Wash
Bob: Shouhou
Ichiso: Harusame, Ariake
Jiji: Libeccio, Roma, Pola, Garibaldi
Akasaka: Jingei, Etorofu

Outside chance of an Ugume or Parsley

>>41947131
Iowa mk.II would be a sub, wouldn’t she?
Yeah, the next Iowa is gonna be a Virginia class sub.

>>41947703
>Iowa mk.II would be a sub, wouldn’t she?
Why?

>>41947994
Yeah after I posted that I remembered that she has a modern form.
So mk.3/4 would be the Virginia class?

But is this so called mama actually any good at the necessary steps to become a mother?

>>41948527
She can get the mating press

>>41940947
Kinda late on calendar posting but here is December

>>41945797
big beautiful kansen

>>41948989
Lame. Every girl can do that. Call me when she can do the amazon press.

>>41947072
Souta's final calendar art she turned in months ago along with the sprite for Uzuki Kai-II. I want to believe ;_;

>>41945947
She turns into a CVL past her second remodel, can't use minisubs then.

>>41950738
the stink of big fat taters in my face...

>>41947352
Harusame seems likely. Easier to justify Shiggy K3 when the entire class has their K2s already.

Samidare has been patient. It's her turn.

>>41951461
Who's Samidare?

>>41951505
A shipgirl who suffered I silence when compared to her sisters.

>>41951691
If I impregnate them all, will they kill each other?

>>41951722
probably they'll kill you instead.

Based AL

>>41952552
>shipgirls waiting for ep4 to air.jpg

>>41952552
A dommy mommy Houshou is fine too.

>>41952552
She looks like a pimp.

>>41951866
Based on what?

>>41953518
With them it's generally based on napkin drawings.

>>41940947

How safe is it to date and marry a shipgirl? They've been at war with the abyssals for years, going through a bunch of close calls daily, their life constantly being on the line, always triggering their survival instinct. That is bound to psychologically damage anyone.

>>41955742
You already made this post, fuck off.

>>41955742
>How safe is it to date and marry a shipgirl?
It's never safe to date someone with PTSD. Pic related is how you will die when the shipgirl that you marry undergoes a PTSD episode and think you're an abyssal.

>>41955807
>It's never safe to date someone with PTSD
I will have you know I'm mostly sane.

>>41952552
>>41952552
What movie are they watching?

>>41955807
This but the admiral ends up being even more insane than the shipgirl and ruins her beyond repair.

>>41955819
s1 of the anime. Which is why everyone is asleep.

Shigure is cute.

>>41956630
And people wonder why Shipgirls rebel against their admirals and kills them.

>>41950755
good to know
...btw, what other ship types can equip minisubs?

>>41956683
Accidents happen.

>>41957545
>Nagamon angry TTK isn't sharing his stash of Maruyu lewds with her

>>41957545
>IJN hoe mad that TTK prefers IJA boats

>>41947352
Fujikawa's drawing was the September one with 4 Yuugumo class girls on Yukata
I saw it on Curry Kikan's 2nd calendar PV

>>41957332
I have no clue how far the vita port went in terms of ships they added, but basically all seaplane tenders, submarines (who get an opening torpedo past level 10 anyways), and all torpedo cruisers (Kitakami K2, Ooi K2, Kiso K2).
Beyond that, some K2 light cruisers like Abukuma can, but that's dependent on if their K2 is even present. Mogami Kai Ni Toku as well.

>>41958803
tnx
so what do mini subs do?

>>41958760
Who else? Fujikawa is like the obvious and usual calendar artist.

>>41959122
Suprise Fumikane hinting Prinz Mk 2 before he is dragged back to the SW mines.

>>41959122
Yamashio Maru Kai Ni
Matsu class Kai Ni.
4chan/30chan Kai Ni
Helena Mk.II/Mikura class Kai Ni

Unless they decide to bring back an artist who hasn't done anything for two or more years, that's it.

>>41959109
Give you an opening torpedo strike, like an airstrike from a carrier, but based on torpedo stat.

>>41950404
If you just want a horny whore Houshou that much, just go to Azur Lane. Just remember she's an actual prostitute, so she might be already filled.

>>41960063
I don't want a whore. I want wholesome mommy Houshou that can get horny and maybe even a bit assertive at time.

KaShImAcUtE!

what are some good ways to get past weird limitation for people who cant into moon? that is, what are common setups that at least one of them would get you trough a level?

>>41960130
Oh, ok, nvm, just got a wrong idea from that "Lame".

>>41960669
the en wiki is your friend at this point, each map has its own setup.

Let's try better next week.

>>41955819

>>41960974
kek

>>41960995
That's a good burn bro. And a unpopular opinion.

>>41960995

>>41955742
>How safe is it to date and marry a shipgirl?
Get ready to be abused daily if you ever decide to marry one of them. Weapons of war are not known to be very loving individuals.

I finally have to setup up ShipThis on my android phone. What's the preferred way to do it nowadays?

>>41961502
i use GotoBrowser

>>41961468
Pic not related

>>41961502
You can just play with your phone browser.
Or use the app.

>>41961502
Goto browser but i only use phone for expedition and pvp

>>41962216
I don't have a VPN so wouldn't the login fail if you did it via the app?
>>41961809
>>41962370
That worked seamlessly, thanks.

>>41961468
At a certain point, you really have to ask if it’s even worth marrying a shipgirl, let alone start a family with them, if all they’re going to do is abuse you and your children.

I only got 1 zuiun with no upgrades done and 21 fish. should I just give up on getting zuiun god jr and try to get 1 more fish for a second un-upgraded one?

>>41963167
A Zuiun in the hand is worth two in the bush.

>>41963377
the ship girls on my base all have mandatory waxing

>>41962910
She has a very serious face, it will be nice to rape her.

Meat with fat.

>>41963426
A glossy, waxed deck would likely be more of a detriment

>>41960761
yes but im playing the vita

>>41963919
You'd need to look up legacy versions of the pages pre html update at that point, nobody here is really gonna be able to help.

>>41964276
what are common conditions to try?

>>41964906
is this a crossover?

https://twitter.com/KanColle_STAFF/status/1599628943531048961?s=20&t=PfkoCFZdhxzkamn1-6jfTQ the translation is particularly incomprehensible on this one. So the giga big dick zuiun mission isn't going away, but the prize will be a medal instead?

>>41964936
No, Giga Zuiun mission is going away, but there's a new limited time quest that rewards a choice of Gaijin seaplane or Medal.

>>41965035
anaru

>>41964906
The Ri-class is cute.

>>41964936
>Dutch swordfish
But y tho, they only operated them from merchant aircraft carriers.

>>41964929
Chink Frontline.

>>41961468
>>41962910
Wouldn’t the military police, or even the regular, get involve and stop the shipgirls from abusing their spouse and children?

>>41965421
Shipgirls are powered by fairy magic, without it they're just normal girls.
An admiral has the power to order fairies around so if a shipgirl is not following orders she gets scrapped or will be unable to use her weapons since the fairies won't let her.

>>41965421
Bro, it's yandereshits and their retarded fantasies. There's no logic behind their posts.

>>41964906
When's HK416 going to appear in this?

>>41965440
>He says this while shipgirls shit talks their admirals in front of their faces
name me a navy that allows that shit to pass. They would have been reprimanded and court martial for that, yet they aren't.

>>41966040
>yet they aren't.
The admiral clearly wants them to do that.

>>41966040
I scrap cunts who behave in sich way. If you don't, then you are a pussy and don't deserve to be an admiral.

>>41966082

>>41966088

>>41966092

>>41962910
I prefer it when a shipgirl has to stand by and watch the admiral they love be abuse by another shipgirl and can't do anything about it

>>41966096
That's so fucking hot

>>41965035
I want to get her face and her uniform dirty.

>>41966320
Why not save them?

>>41965035
I want a smol BB to imagine me

>>41959122
Fujikawa was the only addition for the 2nd PV

Is there a maint tomorrow?

>>41970100
No. Tonight.

>>41970114
Short one, or a chonker with a few gomens?

>>41970134
It's not an event maint so a normal 9 hours maint.

>>41970134
your non-event usual maint, so don't expect gomens.

>>41970360
Houshou Kai Ni will have a dozen gimmicks that take time to get working properly.

>>41940947
Which one I choose?
I have 4 blueprints and 2 Prototype Flight Deck Catapults

>>41970408
>a dozen gimmicks
>still shit

>>41971223
>>still shit
Just like your taste, anon.

>>41971283
That pic just makes me wonder what Houshou feels like as a mother that saw all her kids die

yayoi kai ni this year?

>>41971191
Well, first confirm you already have the flag, it prevents duplicates so you can just click on it.
And then Catapult obviously. I think it's the one thing you cannot actually buy.

>>41971336
The type 22 or type 21?
I have neither flags from the events

>>41971297
Happiness they are all with her again?

>>41971410
But when's Houshou's mama going to get in-game?

>>41961459
>Akira: "Ok, but what if she was a singer in a gothic metal band?"

>>41971676
Mistress of the highest quality.

>>41971676
I will forever associate her with Miiro.

>>41966320
>Love of her life is getting beaten
>Does nothing but sob and cries outside the door
Is Yuudachi really that weak-willed.

>>41972891
>expecting base stats poi to do shit

Send out your expeditions, 20 mins til maint.

>>41973966
>See this
>Go and collect my expeditions
>Send out expedition 2 again
I am dum.

>>41973751
>>41974116
I hate alcoholics.

unf

>>41974726
You sound homosexual

>>41975757
Sluts
>>41975845
Fuck you

Did game EoS?

The new anime is doing wonders, it brought Shigure's popularity to an all-time high. Say something nice to the queen of this franchise.

>>41976383
The worst of the sisters.

Is it up?

>>41976524
A shit

>>41950411
Why do you say things that hurt me

>>41976383
>Say something nice to the queen of this franchise.
She’s a better protagonist than Fubuki, she’s really brave and courageous for fighting despite suffering from PTSD, nothing ever gets her down, her eyes are a lovely shade of blue, and she’s the only shipgirl you can rely on. She’s the perfect wife material.

New Christmas seasonals are up

Mama

Wow, there are a lot of them

>>41977286
>Houshou kai2 Sen: Can not equip torpedo bombers. Can equip daihatsu series and T2 tank.
What is this meme

>in the game for 3 months
>already has 2 seasonals
Nips sure do love the drunkard wife archetype

lol

>>41977396
Fucking cute.

>>41977396
Ugly.

>>41977396
That's a boy.

>>41977396
Her face looks fucking weird.

>>41977396
I bet Akira was checking French fashion magazines. This dyke style is obnoxiously popular here.

>>41977425
Isn't it just a generic unisex zoomer outfit.

Amphibious assault mothership

>>41977562
>Amphibious
Sexual*

>>41977572
Quiet, you. Houshou is wholesome and not lewd.

>>41977562
>lvl91
>mine is at 90
Fuck you fatman

>>41977628
So they're white tights huh. And not thigh highs.
Also, HOUSHOU SEXO
HOUSHOU BUTT

>>41977714
What butt? Her stern is fucking flat.

>All those Nelson equipment updates
Rodney for winter?

>>41977952

>>41978029
u-uh

>>41977628
More line Ho for show

>unintelligible ichinomiya noises intensify

>>41977425
And yet she’s one of the few girls to canonically sleep with ttk.
Richelieu and Musashi appear to also be in there.

>>41977460
apologize

>>41977562
I like it. Massive upgrade over her canon base look.
>>41978041
And Ranger being a precious drunk cutie pie as always.
>>41978293
Yes! Yahagi ftw!

>>41978410
Fuck, I think that was me.

>>41977562
She looks great in green desu

So what are the stats on the new god zero?

>>41978676
Fighter:
1 FP, 9 AA, 1 Acc, 3 Eva, 1 LOS

Fighter-Bomber:
1 FP, 6 DB, 7 AA, 3 ASW, 2 Acc, 2 LOS, has AA-Resistance

Remember to keep your Zuiuns properly maintained during the cold period.

The best seasonal this time around came from Jiji. Again.

>>41978863
I fucking love big pasta tiddies.

good lord, all those xmas seasonals are too good.

>>41978776
What a fucking meme, yet again.

>>41978863
>jiji
>not loli
A Christmas miracle indeed!

>>41978925
Why would you expect something good from Houshit when you already have the god zero aka Iwamoto?

But is Houshou kai ni fast?

>>41979027
Still slow.

>>41979009
I'm fine with getting niche equipment as long as it is good in its niche. Here are just some mediocre planes that are worse than what we can already get from old ass quests.
>>41979027
Only with the superboiler.

>>41979040
Eh, the FB is fairly decent. It hits harder than the Iwai while having the same AA.
Not as good as the recent Burger event planes, but this one is available at all times so it's pretty damned good for that.

>>41979072
Available at all times if you blow a bp and a protopult on a level 91 Houshou. Not sure they're anything close to to worth it unless you've BPed most other ships.

>>41979072
>having the same AA.
It isn't upgradeable like Iwai, so it ends up having less AA with higher DB.

>>41978963
His twitter account got nuked. He's trying to be careful for now.

>>41979143
It is upgradeable.
https://twitter.com/KatuwoIsono/status/1600120772152160256

The lepu is obviously pointless, but which LBAS plane to pick?

>>41978875
>>41978863
The best seasonal is Honolulu imo.

>>41979774
Middle

>>41977562
Nice reference to Houshou's short-timed camo in 1945.

>>41978422
>Yes! Yahagi ftw!
Yahagi is a good girl.

>>41980136
Yahagi is a useless bad luck charm* and she will NOT be allowed near any of the more expensive girls.

>>41980030
So why does when AL does it, it's copying. But when KC does it is a reference.

you know, if you hate this game so much, why the fuck do you stay in these threads only to get BTFO'd later.

you know if you hate being called out for being two faced maybe you should touch grass.

>>41980368
>copying.
What do you mean, "copying"? Its a reference to the actual ships appearance, no matter if AL or KC does it, how's that "copying?"

More like coping, this cunt always complain when a new ship appears or get a modernization.

>>41980432
I think the sperglord is trying to say copying as in tracing/editing others works. I think the new Arizona CG thing they have has the photo of her sinking just photoshopped in there.

Fuck off

>>41978293
Come to the think of it, Ichinomiya (and other YGH TTK like me) waited ages for this. I remember how she was depressed every time there was a new seasonal CG for cruisers but nothing for Yahagi.

I'm not sure what's fatman deals with certain cg, because most promotional CG could be implemented in-game, but they just don't do that for whatever reasons, so other girls like Noshiro who got nice CG for some goods still didn't get any in game. Like half of the Mitsukoshi collab CG are in the game while the rest is stuck with the very limited merch.

Why does every thread/general on this acursed website have their own autistic little chris-chan tier autist obses that tries to detract and shitpost. Is it just a consequence of anonymity? What drives such a person to engage endlessly in something they clearly hate despite always being called out

>>41980530
Either for fun, or because they've been asked to wage a faggot jihad. Or at least I'd imagine. That or sour grapes.

>>41980530
blame chinkmoot and his incompetence failing to moderate /pol/ and /v/, those boards are the root of all autism from this site.

>>41980477
Well, then he makes even less sense, for obviously nobody traced something here. As you can see in the photo (however bad the quality is), Houshous camo seems to have been curved patterns, while ingame she has the same geometrical pattern as the other carriers. It MIGHT just be a reference to the fact that the carrier had camo for a brief period, not even referencing the actual look of said camo.

Explain the Touhou copycats then.

Wait, you can make Kanno Shidens now? Seems OP.

Jesus christ my dick.

tall kansen with big hair

>>41978410
based witch

>>41980530
>Is it just a consequence of anonymity?
Yes. Nutjobs eventually get booted off any website with the capacity to do that so they all end up in places like this.

>houshou kai ni is just her putting on some white band
that's pretty lame
but I'm sure it has some 2deep4me navy nerd meaning

>>41981785
I think the takeaway from this is that Houshou was already a quite perfect design.

>>41981785
She also adds a rocket lawn chair to her Quiver.

>>41981785
Oh, thanks for reminding me about that. I forgot all about her.

>>41982516
Ugly frog!

>>41982516
French beauty.
I need to stop slacking and ring her already.

>>41982516
Not jail baity enough.

>still no santa SoDak
I'm sad.

>>41984243
mating press

>>41984243
I would ruin her.

Cute mother and daughter

Why is kongou such a bitch?

https://twitter.com/C2_STAFF/status/1600345705339531264?t=BVgu-AjfqQo1j7TFv-EEAw&s=19 kutma santa aecade

>>41966320
>>41972891
>>41972938
That's not the real Yuudachi. Yuudachi isn't a coward who stands idly by as someone she cares about gets beaten. She's a fighter for a reason.

>>41984644
Nice headcanon.

Big girl for big and strong family.

>>41984650
She's called the Nightmare of Solomon for a r

>>41984650
She's called the Nightmare of Solomon for a reason, anon.

I liked the ESL version better.

>houshit remodel
That's crazy, but where are the new ships we were promised?

>>41985689
IIRC Nisshin's event started the day after Christmas, so expect something similar this year.

>>41985634
Dumb retard.

How would you even introduce your boatwife to your parents?

>>41987346
"She is the aircraft carriers I make planes with."

>>41987346
I think this question was asked at one point. And my favorite answer was: heavily pregnant.

>>41990023
>marrying Graf
Shit taste

>>41990249
it's ido, what do you expected?

>>41988597
Lewd Shigure

>>41978776
>1 FP, 6 DB, 7 AA, 3 ASW, 2 Acc, 2 LOS, has AA-Resistance
Bam, just like that, nonace plane and already better than poor Iwai. Million pity.

>>41990249
>marrying Graf
Great taste*
Odd typo you made there, friend. Happy to fix it for you.

>>41991426
I don't understand it. It's always secondaries who hate the best ships.

>>41986218
Yuudachi wouldn’t be affected by those weak punches.

>>41987346
>she didn't end up meeting his parents
I feel like I got baited. Is there even a doujin where that happens? I don't even think the Yodo ones had that.

>>41987346
As my perfectly normal wife, how else would one do it?

Not a slut.

>>41992615
She is.

>>41992615
She's just fast.

>>41992634
Yes, she is.(Not a slut.)
>>41992680
Yes.

>>41992615
>>41992708
The way she dresses proves otherwise.

What the hell is happening to the catalog? Everything is so mess up.

>>41992769
? looks fine to me, what am I missing?

>>41992791
This is how it looks for me.

>>41992806
I Was under the impression that that was the norm. For me at least

>>41992806
Looks "normal" to me.

>>41940947
I love it when Kasumi is suffering. God, I really hate that bitch so much.

Base form has white thigh highs.
Kai2 has white tights.

That is what I'm going with desu

>>41992806
Looks like a normal day on /jp/

>>41992924
She's such a useless character, what's her appeal?

>>41992930
Useless is its own appeal.

>>41992930
She's a petite qt and who doesn't love moms or seeing shipgirls being pampered by their mom?
That warm motherly appeal is pretty popular not just with the guys either since from what I've seen plenty of OL or housewife artists like her quite a bit.

>>41992924
WOW, ass!

>>41992924
Baby making sex with Houshou

>>41993625
WTF Why is Pola's glass smaller???