/jp/ - Otaku Culture

first for newjeans

"On the second day of Christmas, Chef Kira says to you:
Your oshi won't love you if you get fat."

Thread Chef Kira reporting for work. What's the order for today?

damn less than a minute to make a thread? that sakuschiz- what do you mean it's a nogi op?

Kinozaka is better than ever, baby!

>>41938965
>>41939149
>These are still ignored
Too brutal to reply

>>41939700
f*ck, she's not supposed to look this cute

>>41939708
These are the hips that beat Chukemon by a long shot

>Please please don't ignore my unimportant obsession for proving nothing
I wanna see some pictures of Kaki from her PB instead

>>41939647
It's OK if it's made just before the image limit is about to be reached though
Oh, as long as it's not a Nogi OP, I guess
>>/jp/thread/S41141744#p41153351
>>/jp/thread/S40908713#p40921643
>>/jp/thread/S40772426#p40788989
>>/jp/thread/S40264210#p40272661

Kinozaka is better than ever, baby!

>>41939732
how long did it take you to find those?
also, is anyone clicking on these links? ever?

i wonder if he'll ever notice

Mommy Kanarin and Teresita.

Too easy

>>41939719
Need Chuke hips to compare

>>41939745
No, they are all ignored, because I came here to strip idols and enjoy the view.

>>41939732
nice goalpost moving there, keep the good work

>>41939767
Shes on fire

>>41939760
>Chuke hips
not for that

>>41939767
Made for belly punching during rough sex

>>41939745
>he doesn't know warosubro

Remember everyone: focus

>>41939745
I searched "early thread kino" from when the /pw/ schizo was obssessed with "winning the OP" against "The Nogischizo"
There are far more than those

>is anyone clicking on these links? ever?
You did, that was the objective
If schizos get butthurt into creating a gimmick to dissuade people from digging into the archives and see the shit they pull in other boards, that's on them

Kanarin fire 3some

>>41939780
>You did
sorry but I didn't

Post the lewdest picture of your oshi.

>>41939780
the extreme majority don't care enough to dig into the archives to see what some person is up to on other boards

>>41939794
Finally someone said it

>>41939794
you underestimate how autistic people here are

Korean is winning horibros

>>41939780
So much time on your hands, and you chose this activity?
When Fire's boobs are ever blazing?

>>41939802
Welcome to the memes gang

>>41939794
Someone cared enough to start a gimmick revolving around shitposting under a certain thread persona and then archiving his own shitposts to roleplay as a rabid Nogischizo trying to stop our precious Sakurazakas from blooming, and that's all I'll say about it

>>41939814
let's not forget that he's been doing it for more than 7 years without showing a glimpse of interest in anything other than nogizaka, that's some commitment

>>41939825
Keep spinning narratives the way you want them to go, we'll all agree with your ideal vision of facts eventually

Wow it's getting worse, not even hiding it anymore

>>41939835
>What have they reduced themselves to as a group

>>41939767
>>41939807
made for paizuri

>>41939807
Such a good girl, dispite having a very lewd body she dont even know how to seduce. Too pure

>>41939846
you keep laughing at it but what's actually wrong with it?

41939866
>What's wrong with cringe?

>>41939866
>>41939373

>>41939835
this is so cool bros, thank you to making me love them even more

>>41939881
Kek

>>41939824
she's become so beautiful lately

reminder that all these attacks towards saku and hinata are actually a falseflag, so pay no attention

Notice how they can never answer a question, they only post some kind of laughing reaction image

>>41939866
Nothing, Kaki poster is bored beyond belief

>>41939881
what's wrong with it though

>>41939835
Cope, NogiINCEL kek. This is what cool people want, and only NogiINCELS like bland busus like Kaki kek. Stay mad, transphobic scum

>>41939760
She's too scared to try new things and that will hold her back

>>41939882
>>41939893
The meme is real

>>41939893
this is Kaki poster trying to impersonate us, don't pay attention to that loser (I don't even know what that group he posted is)

>>41939891
Follow >>41939373
It started with you getting educated how this actually does resemble a failed K-pop attempt. Now you are asking what's wrong with it on top of what you have been educated on.

>Hina running out of hype juices
This is what happens when someone knows absolutely nothing about the sister groups whatsoever

>>41939922
what's wrong with it though?

>>41939921


>>41939481
>>41939511
>>41939525
You got exposed again, Twitter people

>what you have been educated on
>fools leading fools

>>41939922
I don't think is a failed K-pop attempt. I just see girls doing urban / hip-hop style dances and looking really cool. I like Sakurazaka's versatility. I'm a female btw.

>>41939930
I just gave you one reason if you are going to ignore the obvious thing that clear to anyone not coping when watching that "thing"

>>41939937
>I don't see the tripcode, that's not me but Kaki poster to have something new to try to shade us. Pretends to be surprised.

>I'm a female btw.

>>41939948
how is it a failed attempt?

>>41939962
what's wrong with this? are you a racist?

>>41939955
>I am samefagging, but I didn't that time
Not the first time you forgot your tripcode when triggered
>>/jp/thread/S41836978#p41837487
>>/jp/thread/S41905348#p41913260

>>41939966
>what's wrong with this?
The meme is real
>are you a racist?

>>41939895
a certain "Nogischizo" was hurt by this post to the point he started copying the post and delete gimmick right away

PARU-CHAN!!!

>>41939942
>I am "female"

>>41939921
>But that post was not me

REMINDER THAT THIS IS ALL A FALSEFLAG

>>41939901
>when I turn the vibrator on max

>what's wrong with this? are you a racist?
Schizo was right

>>41939988
only the nogi ones
unironically

LISTEN TO MY VERSION OF THE FACTS BECAUSE THEY BENEFIT ME
IT'S ALL NOGI'S FAULT
BLOOM SAKUCHANZU BLOOM

>ask what's actually bad about the dance
>complete and utter meltdown ensues
>still no answers

>>41939969

proof? none. this is always you trying to make narratives. You're so bored and boring. bye. post idols.

I am a newfag and wow this general made me hate nogizaka so much it's unreal

>>41940002
Ara ara

>>41939991

>>41940005
Nogicuckies really are the worst after all~

>>41940017
runa looks like okamoto in 480p

Thanos was right

>>41940031
finally a good post

>>41940001
>>41939948

>>41940031
This cute Techi...

>>41940038
>>41939960

>>41938965

from this >>41940031 to this >>41940042
LMAO at Techi

cope no one cares about yamashita busuki nogischizo

I want to switch timelines now, please and thank you

>>41940031
my day just got better

>>41940060
And that's not even "her" final form

>>41940031
one girl, one eternal trigger

>>41940067
very cute. shame she is probably insane

honestly the only thing I got from that zukki thing is that she didn't have nogizaka46 on top of her name like nagi did. yes they did mention it to the right but it wasn't like nagi's. grad incoming

>>41940067
Thanks for spoiler, I guess

>>41940067
literal Tumblr freak type lol

keyakids assemble!

Merry Christmas!
Gimme your keks!

>>41940074
So that's where headcanons come from. You people don't know what is going on, so you make a bunch of wild assumptions (like the one with panic behind the scenes as a result of X Subscribers campaign)

>>41940090
cute plus nice ass

>>41940100
Ummm...based!

>>41940100
Prove it

>>41940074
>honestly the only thing I got from that zukki thing is that she didn't have nogizaka46 on top of her name
The meme is real

All night, every night

>>41940121

>>41940074
So SteCola's Japanese is so bad, he couldn't initially even read Yamashita's name LOL

>>41940138
what JLPT level are you?

>>41940137
SO LUCKY!

>>41940144
Could understand what text in that pic said level

>>41940149
>>41939618
Sorry I'm late

>>41940147
so you haven't passed any yet

>>41940149
cute but that's a really ugly style
>>41940154
I kinda like this one

>>41940160
I have. N2 couple years ago. Now I am not at N2 reading comprehension levels, but that pic was like N5. Maybe N4. To not read that is embarrassing when you try to act as if you are not spreading your Twitter headcanon and not missed assumptions

The only good members of 4ki are Sakura, Sayaka, Yuri, Ayame, Rei, Kuromi, Rika, Mayutan, Runa, Yuna, Mio, Miyu, Kaki, and Bunny

damn sakuhinafags really get mad with yamashita "asadora actress" mizuki because there's no talent like her in their groups lol

>>41940178
Nogizaka idols are getting high profile jobs a lot recently

>>41940178
Only the ones who care about that

>>41940178
it's all in your head

>>41940177
Take out Yuri and Sakura and you're all set

https://twitter.com/riotzaka/status/1598519296346537985/photo/1
snek bros

>>41940191
Ara ara

>>41940177
nogizaka is finished

kpop won

won what, T.?

Is this still going on?

>>41940090
Kek

Has anyone discovered time travel yet? We need to go back

>>41940229
Thank you very much

>>41940211
football

sex with

debut

>>41940206
Yeah, they will graduate next month

>>41940234
You should have enjoyed every moment, now it's too late. No going back now so enjoy what you have right here.

>>41940250
WHORE

captcha ppkek

The only good members of Sakurazaka:
Renaa
The only good members of Hinatazaka:
Miipan

The only good members of Nogizaka:

for SakuCHADS

>>41940271
>t. "I don't follow any of those groups"-san

>>41940280
The meme is real

If we're doing this for real
>Only good members of NogiSakuHina
The ones I like
>The bad ones
The ones you like

>>41940149
I will strangle the """""artist""""" that made Tittyhashi a nigger
>>41940177
Unfathomably based

海月さんは、。。ぼくのお日さま！！

JLPTまであと1日！マジでやばい！

>>41940280
person who posted this is future twink

>>41940268
In Nogizaka...yes!

>>41940250
There's nothing to enjoy anymore. I wasted my life and there's no going back sadly.

>>41940314
SteCola is a homo already and he admitted it himself tho (he is also transitioning, but tries to deny it on 4chan)

>>41940321
you can always relive the past

>>41940321
I'm kind of the same, but I selected a few members that bring me some peace and mediation, so I hope you find the same thing in any of these members.

>>41940325
How exactly?

>>41940149
idk why but this makes me laugh

>>41940314
he also photoshops bulge on girls,it's inevitable

>>41940201
https://twitter.com/aoi_sarada
>she/he/they

>>41940355
I hate americans so much

>>41940350
The greatest cringe ever. How can anyone look at Koike and not love this sexy body?

>>41940331
I think idol content only brings me more misery nowdays. I catch myself thinking about how unfair it is that I wasn't born in Japan as well. I truly had no other joy in my life other than getting into japanese media but I realized it too late.

>>41940355
The meme is real

>>41940367
read further

>>41940359
There isn't a single inch of her body I wouldn't hammer my cock into like a wild beast

>>41940367

>>41940376
Based

>>41940348
It's the stunt she pulled on Manhattan that even Bananaman was disgusted by it. It was great.

>>41940359
for JAV

>>41940388
Every idol is for that though

>>41940363
If you were born in Japan, you would think/feel passive about the females that you see in your respective country.
The magic is that you look at these idols in another country and feel something different about them.
I guess this is a part of the idol life, the magic feeling would eventually disappear one day and we'd begin to feel empty at some point.

>>41940367
you forgot to circle some members lmao

>>41940363
why not just rewatch old stuff from when you liked them? I mean they did a lot of stuff even back then I doubt that you have watched it all

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it triggered

>>41940367
That section with Nogizaka sure is interesting, blind-kun

>>41940367
Kek

>>41940367
should have cropped out nogi members you dumb fuck

>>41940376
Unironically based
Flat, thicc, no hips, thicc legs...I'd impregnante Koike like no tomorrow

>>41940419
Ara ara

>>41940355
>she/he/they
The fuck?

>>41940420

>>41940367

>>41940367

>>41940367
No no nononononononono!

>>41940441
you should've only highlighted nogi members and the incel part. it would have been funnier

>>41940367
>Nogizaka
>Kaki Haruka
LMAO

this samefagging is fucking pathetic

>>41940394
That's not true. I don't like Japanese idols or japan because it's another country and culture. I genuinely think it's a better place according to my own standards. I haven't felt the same about any other country no matter how different it is. I'm pretty positive I would enjoy my life much more If I was Japanese and grew up there.
>>41940398
I get kind of weak and nostalgic when I try to. It truly hurts.

>>41940367
>graduated: nishino nanase
Based

>>41940450
you'd think The 4Ki Addict Kaki Spammer Nogischizo would make even ONE reference to 4ki birthday, but he seems more interested in speedrunning the thread to bump limit talking about his SteColas and SakuHivas and random twitter kpop stan-tier accounts? wonder what that's about

oh wait i remember the narrative, he's obsessed with hating sakurazaka and only likes nogi because they're "winning", to the point he ironically follows all these sakurazaka fans so he can mock them and come here to call them out on their headcanons (one of which being how much better keyaki was by the look of it)
well done sakurazakachans

>>41940441
>>41940367
>Umezaka Minami
>Horror"MAN"
I KNEW IT!

>>41940454
wow someone gets it

>>41940367
So T liked Nogizaka too, but was bullied into hating that group here by Nogigumi

now we'll see which schizo is better at samefagging

>>41940445
>Momokoreadingmyposts.jpg

>>41940420
I want to cut a hole in that dress right at her heso and fuck her belly like that

>>41940452
Oh you love the ambiance and culture. That's actually pretty good. I also wanted to live there many years ago (even wished to be born there), but it's so expensive tbqh.
All I can do is enjoy idols and the culture from where I am and it hurts.

>>41940367
Imagine having to like Nogizaka, but only in secret because you got bullied on 4 chan
Captcha: MMEISRL

>>41940460
backpedaling kek

>>41940465
it's all the same falseflag and it's nogi's fault
please love sakurazaka more

>>41940470
You got the right frame of mind, dude

>>41940419

>>41940367

It's really a fascinating thing how you faggots can look at the exact same thing and spin completely different narratives out of it

>posts the picture
>forgot to edit Nogizaka's members
>reverse flaming
>"Oh so Sakurazaka members liked those Nogizaka girls in secret"
Play with Kageyama Yuuka in football since you like to shift the goalpost so much

>>41940483
That frame of mind is telling me that I need to spend a few hours with her pics now

I am losing brain cells reading this shithole right now

>T also posts that akb busu
https://twitter.com/aoi_sarada/status/1597170432880189441
>>41940367
>He also likes Nishino (remember his headcanon saying early Nogizaka was like Sakurazaka now, but Nishino ruined it?)
Color me surprised

>>41940491
damn bro easy with that roast

>>41940500
come back in about 100 posts when everyone leaves at the same time

>>41939618
nogi OP really triggers huh...

>>41940508
It's all fucking real
WTF

this is the 46th goalpost shift in last few days

>>41940513
And the football missed the shifted goalposts again

which sakurazaka OP will we sell the narrative about causing a similar meltdown? we've done risa and sugai already, can we meme magic akanen into being very based and triggering?

>>41940473
Yeah pretty much my life as well. I also like how proper and feminine the women there behave and how there's a sense of responsibility in people. Completely different to the world I grew up in. It hurts and it's just that the older I get, the worse it becomes unlike what I hoped it would happen. I have thought many times of cutting of my "obsession" with Japan and dealing with whatever my life here is but I can't really do it. Maybe getting into anime, idols and stuff earlier is what really filled my life with some joy in the first place.

>>41940522
Kek

anyway happy honyo

>>41940524
Leave Kira's mommy out of this mess. She graduated safely.

>>41940508
I'll just leave this here...

>>41940484
i love you techi

>>41940526
Wow I really do share the same sentiment.
It started with looking at their clean environment, anime and authentic Japanese women.
Idols sealed the deal for me, but I realized that over a decade passed and I did nothing substantial to even reach Japan (even to enjoy some idol performances).
This bad feeling is haunting me now.

at least please post some pics with kage's fat tits. I might do it later

>>41939707

>>41940550
Her charm point is that they aren't fat but small and supple. I love this charm point the most.

>>41940535
holy shit a westerner that doesn't understand japanese? color me surprised!

>>41940552
whatever I just want to see more...

>>41940555
Sigh fine fine

>>41940547
Yeah I should have atleast visited Japan as well just for the sake of it. I don't think you can get the full experience by immigrating there and it's true that foreigners don't actually assimilite on a psychological level. It's a different society created by different people. I saw those news about PewDiePie deciding to live in Japan and I wondered what's even the point of doing anything like this at this point. He's just some famous yourtuber who lives as that gaijin guy in Japan. I think every person has to deal with their circumstances and birth whatever it takes. I'm not Japanese and I have always accepted it.

>>41940577
I wished I could have lived in those quiet houses with the willow trees blowing outside with the wind chimes
Maybe even having a graduated idol like Watanabe Risa/Rika resting with me with my head in their lap.
It really hurts when some things just don't the way that you want it to.

>>41940593
Yep it hurts but such is life. Just doing the best to cope with whatever comes your way until you grow old and die.

>>41940609
Yes indeed. I'm sorry about the current state of mind, dude

>>41940552

Meme Bros were right.
Holy fuck

>>41940615
My favorite one

>>41940625
Shame about the potential early grad.

>>41940621
>THE MEME IS REAL
Dare I say

>>41940629
The potential what now??

I actually stayed in Japan btw, Tokyo and Kyoto. It was really fun. Wish I had the chance to live there, but I am having a fine life in Milan too.

>>41940614
Don't be sorry. I feel just as sad about my life so far but I don't have any choice in the matter. You can't control whether you feel sad or not. Just doing our best and living day to day for now and we'll see.

>>41940644
Okay I'll do that. Thanks for the talk.

>>41940621

>>41940367
I don't get it
Are you an incel or a homophobe?

>>41940634
Got a health issue which can stop her idol career.
She's got some bad hearing issues towards loud noises (feeling physical pain?) and they got worse for the past year so she had to skip concerts and have less live song appearances.
Missing this year's Hina Christmas too on doctor's orders.
Hinatchans in general have it pretty bad with their health... Kosaka, Manamo, Nibu, Konoker, Kage.

>>41940552
>>41940561
>>41940615
>>41940625
Kek

>>41940659
>I don't get it
We have established that already >>41938965

>>41940662
Thanks

>>41940673
But this one is in English

>>41940682
And?

>>41940529

>>41940685
Are you an incel or homophobe?

>>41940660
Damn that's rough. Seems like pushing themselves in certain ways had some side effects.
I hope Kage will be alright. Thanks for the heads-up.

>>41940693
Keep telling yourself that

>>41940697
So what's the issue?

>>41940693
i am both and proud of it

>>41940700
>>41940508

>>41940717
future center

>hearing issues
yeah she got kicked in the head with a football a billion times we can see that

>>41940720
I wouldn't want that

>>41940652
Baby come back I won't bonk you anymore...

>>41940743
I will
>>41940652
BONK!

I think some food will calm you all down

>>41940694
>Seems like pushing themselves in certain ways had some side effects.
That's a condition she had from her childhood days, though I'd imagine the idol work definitely made it worse with loudspeakers blasting for hours on stage and the even louder earpieces they all have to wear.
Kinda similar to Manamo where staff and members had to work around her condition giving her less taxing work and reducing concert appearances and we know what happened next.

>>41940758
Not with those 狂犬 eyes

>>41940673
>We

>>41940711
lmao NogiINCELS and proud, the meme is real.

>>41940788
but I am SakuQUEER QUEEN...

>>41940788

>>41940744
Don't ruin the bait and spook her. When she comes through that door we'll strike all at once with the power of a billion suns.

Yes... fatten up them cheeks again...

fattening both matsudas...

>>41940820
>>41940832
Can I kiss her now? Please?

>>41940832
Soon...

>>41940822
Also

>>41940848
This was PEAK Konoker for me

>>41940846
Physical contact is allowed only after you put a ring on her finger.

>>41940879
Damn it...can't...betray...Marina...

>>41940832
Don't hate me, but she lost her virginity with me

>>41940879
yep, she's ready for captaincy

>>41940898
>W Keyakifes
>W Matsuda captains
Wouldn't that be something.
Pic unrelated.

>Konoker
>Captain
Miho yelling would make her cry so nah

>>41940920
>Miho yelling
sadly, not possible now so konoker's good to go

>>41940920
She's growing, she doesn't cry as much lately without a reason.

>>41940929
HUh you made a valid point there\
Never heard Miho yell myself

>>41940798

Graduation was a mistake

>>41940968
You will get that PB offer

>>41940968
why she depressed

>>41940969
She went to a kickboxing training session last week with Konoker and Miipan, she's gonna fight her way back into the group soon.

>>41940988
I forgot to give her a good night kiss yesterday.

>>41940993
Based

>>41940997
who are you?

>>41941011
That's classified.

>>41941023
The pot calleth

>>41941237
Kek

>>41941246
Really? Yuuka? You lost it now.

Too easy

Suzuka's curves...

SakuCHADS wom again

>>41941297
>Italian ESL still shaking

>>41941248
i love this hag

>>41941297
Embarrassing, SteCola. Be grateful for getting educated instead of being constantly triggered

>>41941304
>>41941311
Ara ara look at that
Too easy

>>41941297
>Bad English
>>41938965
>Zero Japanese
The meme is real

Here we go again

>>41941324
Kek

Well done, SakuCHADS

>>41941285
are really dangerous

Ongoing

>>41941396

>>41941400
Damn I want a bite of that

>>41941413
Same

[Deleted]
KEK

>>41940968
idk how to explain this, but I NEED that curvy PB

>>41941324
Kek wtf

>>41941447
Now you get it, brother

Good afternoon I love Marino

Good day sex with RunRun

>>41941461
>>41941468
both based

howdy, I want to fuck Renaa~

>>41941479
You can have her

gyaru inori

Based SakuCHADS with excellent taste in idols and not with thread avatars

>SakuCHADS
>>41941396

Aaaaaaaaaaaand we're still doing good

>>41941507
Let me guess, Pika-chan drew these

>>41941525
it's on the filename, anon

>>41941534
Sorry I was working
Where's my food?

>>41941538
I uhhhh I mean it's eh-LOOK AT THAT, MARINO >>41941544

>>41941549
Cuuute

>>41941559
Ready to take that rich ojou-sama position

>>41941544
Damn she's a cutie

>>41941578
Chukemon is very cute

odeko Honosu

>>41941578
Cheeky

>>41941600
>>41941606
THE BEST PICKS

Literally a midget

not enough wifes itt

>>41941632

4 years, time flies.

>>41941654
I kneel

>>41941654

>>41941654
Raping everyone except Janigawa

>https://twitter.com/478plus/status/1598603784753905667

12/23 17:00 テレビ朝日】
『MUSIC STATION ウルトラSUPER LIVE 2022』

出演：櫻坂46「五月雨よ」

>>41941715
>>41939618
https://twitter.com/Mst_com/status/1598602887784935427

>>41941735
*sniiffffffffffffffffffff*

>>41941746
*lllllllllllick*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnOvn7OVDqg
Will you kneel?

>>41941837
I kneel!

>>41941838
that's a powerful AI, it made her close her mouth

>>41941837
I kneel

>>41941858

>>41941837
I kneel

>>41941837
Kneeling and eating out all of these Kansai broads

>>41941875
That fucking rapist not again

>>41941875
kids

It doesn't work well with other members

what's wrong with her hand

>>41942054
That's a long thumb