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monster girl thread Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:24:07 2022 No.41924288 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:25:07 2022 No.41924298 >>41924288 Poor demon can't hold her drink

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:26:17 2022 No.41924305 File: 189 KB, 704x1334, LRyLCKCw_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I sure would love to warm up with a Jinko under a blanket.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:26:27 2022 No.41924306 >>41924298 What if that were you

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:26:46 2022 No.41924310 >>41924298 Poor demon can't hold her husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:26:59 2022 No.41924313 >>41924298 better make sure she gets home safe anon, don't want her passing out on the canal side

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:27:09 2022 No.41924317 >>41924306 >demon can't hold me weak. she is not worthy of me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:27:59 2022 No.41924322 >>41924306 Can't stand the taste of alcohol, reminds me of cough medicine

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:28:23 2022 No.41924324 >>41924298 Do drunk demons try and hand out contracts written on bar napkins?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:31:01 2022 No.41924340 >>41924288 The Pharaoh has degreed the 'nubis vizier must take a 2 week holiday to the Summerville isles and has selected (You) to ensure she spends that time relaxing

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:31:36 2022 No.41924345 File: 155 KB, 490x700, s300_s0049_27.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to take a shower, anons, or the Akaname in your walls will come after you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:33:30 2022 No.41924350 >>41924324 The 'Contract': >anon hass to lov and fuck meee lots >and at LEAsT 10 KISSES A DAY >no lookin at other gurls >god i lov him so much >at least 15 kisses a day >kissu kissu <3 <3 69 >sign here __

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:37:52 2022 No.41924373 File: 2.21 MB, 1222x1755, CC5C97EA-B1B5-45B2-887A-F130B655FA0C.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You all like vampires right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:39:21 2022 No.41924384 >>41924373 They're good girls but they're very overrated.

>>	Beastgirl Repopulation Research Facility Team Wed Nov 30 21:40:07 2022 No.41924389 File: 1.17 MB, 1600x1200, 98415234_p5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's waiting for you, Anon, in the Sex Chamberrrr

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:40:15 2022 No.41924391 >>41924373 Dhamps are nicer

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:40:20 2022 No.41924394 >>41924340 Because I'm so insufferable that she couldn't stand being cooped up in the hotel room with me, so she has to go outside? >>41924373 Name one good thing about them that doesn't apply to Wights.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:43:04 2022 No.41924415 >>41924391 but would you go on a vamp hunt with the ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:43:09 2022 No.41924416 >>41924394 suck suck from my neck

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:45:08 2022 No.41924441 >>41924415 I don't want to get beaten up...

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:45:33 2022 No.41924448 >>41924416 That's not a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:45:37 2022 No.41924450 >>41924340 ah yes, who to best help the old maid relax than the man who doesn't know anything about relaxation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:47:01 2022 No.41924468 >>41924450 Just make sure she doesn't do any work whilst she's there

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:47:32 2022 No.41924470 I need a true fighter ace monster to be my rival. Someone who truly understands the need for speed and being smug in aviator sunglasses

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:47:37 2022 No.41924471 >>41924373 Depends on how dorky they are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:47:51 2022 No.41924474 >>41924448 Maybe you should become more masochistic then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:48:02 2022 No.41924477 >>41924441 but she likes to see you all bruised and bloody anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:55:46 2022 No.41924545 >>41924474 I'm afraid becoming masochistic with my current tastes would be dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 21:59:07 2022 No.41924564 File: 501 KB, 849x1200, 3oKkTG5b_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41924391 I'm usually a monogamy only guy, but joining up with a dhampir to bully her tsundere neet of a little sister, but somehow ending up marrying both sounds fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 22:05:27 2022 No.41924613 >>41924477 >Dhamp desperately tries to control herself whilst patching up her friend

Anonymous Wed Nov 30 22:11:17 2022 No.41924651
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>>41924288
Now today we've got ourselves a very rare and dangerous swamp dragon. We've got to be very quiet here cause I'm about to go up on her and put my finger in her. Crikey she's got a lot of fight in her but what a beauty.

Anonymous Wed Nov 30 22:17:34 2022 No.41924694

Remember not to delve too deep into the sea or any ruins previously used by cults, or you'll be snatched up by an ancient Shoggoth.
Remember to test all equipment before using it. You might find yourself trapped inside a Shoggoth disguised as armor.
Remember not to eat any suspicious food, or you might hear a Shoggoth tempting you for the rest of the day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 22:19:14 2022 No.41924704 >>41924694 At this point I might as well just make myself a ball of steel to roll around in, everything in this world is dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 22:22:24 2022 No.41924724 >>41924564 >Dhampir adventure partner encourages you to make more Dhampirs after defeating her sister >With both of them Hell of a way to retire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 22:32:12 2022 No.41924774 File: 331 KB, 1010x1426, 5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41924288

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 22:34:02 2022 No.41924782 File: 370 KB, 723x1023, FVifiONaUAEC9Kw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 22:40:53 2022 No.41924829 File: 282 KB, 736x1049, 1521813683469.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Need Demon wife in training

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 22:55:04 2022 No.41924910 File: 619 KB, 900x1000, 78923566_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] monsters must be BIG BIG and STRONG so they can easily overpower and rape me

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 22:55:44 2022 No.41924913 >>41924774 Lamia can give the best hugs, which is why they make some of the best wives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 22:59:44 2022 No.41924936 >>41924910 Also make strong kids also lots of good milk so no neeed to go on a quest to get milk

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 23:01:05 2022 No.41924944 File: 1.75 MB, 1280x1120, 1659776756012997.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41924936 yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 23:02:19 2022 No.41924952 >>41924910 smol head big body

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 23:06:45 2022 No.41924987 >>41924910 I am of the belief that a large muscle monster is best suited for gentle femdom, making her husband feel safe in her embrace, and a lot of kissing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 23:07:56 2022 No.41924993 >>41924944 very true, also if they are chubby, they make great places to sleep on, and honeslty thats what one of the reasons i like tall girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 23:08:01 2022 No.41924995 File: 225 KB, 1357x738, 1654457914553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41924987 yes that is good she has the threat of being able to turn your bones to dust but she won't because she wants to protect you

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 23:13:53 2022 No.41925028 File: 716 KB, 1275x1255, 1585144579136.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monsters should be small and cute and lewd, so they're easy to manhandle and stomach bulge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 23:14:48 2022 No.41925036 >>41925028 >easy to manhandle lmao, whats the point if you dont work the mount?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 23:15:35 2022 No.41925047 File: 1.33 MB, 2005x1805, 1662242105168274.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It is a special day

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 23:28:09 2022 No.41925149 >>41925028 Consider: a small monster than can overpower you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 23:29:18 2022 No.41925159 File: 108 KB, 1197x849, FBKa4aYK_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41924910 Monsters must be small and fluffy so I can easily pet and cuddle them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 23:37:27 2022 No.41925215 >>41924774 Leaky snek

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 23:46:46 2022 No.41925272 File: 165 KB, 1500x1500, DlCrfdTUwAIqeX2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41924288

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 23:49:01 2022 No.41925285 File: 101 KB, 1200x690, FimnYmtaAAIGIJl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 23:51:58 2022 No.41925298 File: 2.47 MB, 1536x2048, 103232025_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 23:52:11 2022 No.41925299 File: 163 KB, 900x1200, 1659049692810075.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41925285 I think bicorns look cute

Anonymous Wed Nov 30 23:55:57 2022 No.41925320
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Waiting for the portals to open. Maybe something has already slipped through and she's just waiting in the dark for (You) to walk by.

https://youtu.be/QSCi30uo8Ws

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 30 23:57:48 2022 No.41925327 File: 936 KB, 1178x1400, 103240377_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41925028 what about small(big)?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 00:13:57 2022 No.41925417 File: 746 KB, 1051x1400, 1662197582546372.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41925327 The other type of small(big) is great

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 00:31:16 2022 No.41925496 File: 280 KB, 1330x1684, 1606261638462.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fluffy tails

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 00:32:32 2022 No.41925500 File: 670 KB, 3244x4770, fatfox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 00:33:48 2022 No.41925504 >>41925159 Big and fluffy is great for that in my opinion. If I met a Rata bigger than me, I'd do anything she wants.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 00:38:15 2022 No.41925520 File: 691 KB, 3000x4002, FiwqoodaUAA-oek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 00:38:46 2022 No.41925522 >>41925500 I want to pull on her nipple piercings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 00:44:58 2022 No.41925551 >>41925504 I just prefer small because it lets me wrap my arms around them. Big girls aren't bad, but I fear not being able to get a proper hold on her. It would make me feel like I'm not properly broadcasting my love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 00:47:00 2022 No.41925563 >>41925551 she could have the same issue

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 00:50:02 2022 No.41925584 I wish to corrupt an entire town via only Pslime Well poisioning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 00:56:10 2022 No.41925625 File: 555 KB, 1475x1500, Viccy ficcy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One day I'll finish it. I swear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 00:59:30 2022 No.41925644 >>41925625 im waiting

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 00:59:57 2022 No.41925648 Remember to take Shambler-kun outside on occassion! She's a little shy, but she needs the sunlight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 01:01:15 2022 No.41925657 >>41925625 No need to shoot me officer, I was just--

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 01:03:46 2022 No.41925670 File: 1.81 MB, 1505x1387, 88429122_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41925584 i want to usher in a nation/utopia for slime and slime adjacents

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 01:16:17 2022 No.41925730 File: 1.45 MB, 2480x3507, CBF20F87-FEBF-447F-80DF-2B5D43865746.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41925670 I already will do that with Shog

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 01:25:41 2022 No.41925767
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>>41925670
Respectable anon. Me and my wife will create the Parasite Paradise in your nation. First poisoning the Wells then corrupting the nun convent. Trust me one big total hug for each nun and they will be preaching the word of slime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 01:40:28 2022 No.41925841 File: 843 KB, 1000x1271, 1e740349_2b745ff64.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ded

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 01:42:02 2022 No.41925850 >>41925841 Do siths have buttocks? I really like big butts and this has been bothering me for the last day or two. I imagine they do since they are bipedal but I can't shake the feeling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 01:43:29 2022 No.41925854 How doe we resolve the international issue of mamono femceldom?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 01:51:22 2022 No.41925887 File: 236 KB, 692x692, Yeti_Blanket.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41925841 Comfy, more like

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 02:00:09 2022 No.41925924 >>41925854 state assigned bfs

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 02:03:01 2022 No.41925939 File: 90 KB, 850x670, 1669857408345191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fox fluff

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 02:03:57 2022 No.41925945 >>41925924 I want to sign up to be a blood bag

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 02:06:10 2022 No.41925962 >>41925939 I hope you got her in her rerun if you didn't have her already, anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 02:08:30 2022 No.41925976 >>41925962 She's at C4

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 02:13:28 2022 No.41926005 >>41925924 The horror when you're a convicted criminal and the only way you can get out is to agree to go out with some virgin loser.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 02:18:28 2022 No.41926034 File: 558 KB, 855x1236, 1656324778239.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41925924 Taking shut ins from their homes and throwing them to desperate monsters seems unfair to some.

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 02:18:46 2022 No.41926037

>>41924151
its a god damn tourist trap thats what it is!
you think
>haha. foxes are too sly and cunning to do something like that, its probably some theme park
and then bam, next thing you know you are torso deep in mofu while high as a kite due to your newly developed addiction.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 02:21:54 2022 No.41926052 File: 370 KB, 647x912, 1571338457464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41925299 Well, that's because they are

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 02:21:59 2022 No.41926054 >>41926005 Anon the international terrorist and his state mandated wife, a hikkikimori who writes smut all day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 02:22:09 2022 No.41926057 >>41925939 >fox girl, simple design. near impossible to fuck up >the chink gacha company manages to fuck it up by hiding the tails >instead gives the fox tail to a monster boy. and even gives him upright ears the mainstream sucks ass.

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 02:23:07 2022 No.41926064

>commit the grand crime of being a single male post portal
>Sentenced to be a war husband
>Watch as aggressive girls like manticores, knights, and Sabbath war mages fight over you
If you're lucky you might just get deported back to that monster territory so less proactive girls have a shot at a husband. Their tax money at work

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 02:23:14 2022 No.41926065 File: 2.71 MB, 1450x1100, 103171182_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41926057 6 ears though

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 02:30:17 2022 No.41926111 File: 148 KB, 373x290, 15570228380221.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41925924 >way more lonely monsters than guys now since males are on high demand >girls are forced to share

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 02:34:41 2022 No.41926136
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>>41925887
That yeti is dangerous. Beware the blanket monsters Anons. They lure you in with comfy snuggles, but there's no telling what horrible lewd things they'll do to you once you're in thier grasp.

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 02:42:49 2022 No.41926192

>>41926064
honestly the post portal scenarios would be funny
>soldier: MS LICH! we have a report of a single male.
>commander: oh? whats his bio
>S: average looking male, slightly chubby
>C: oh no
>S: introverted, neet
>C: god fucking damnit
>S: was interested in MGE pre portal due to how shitty earth females were
>C: and the next trait will be "interested in an ex-"
>S: -tremely common monster and one who is single lives right next door to him, is also a shut in neet broken by the lack of males. practically a mirror image of each other in terms of passtimes and interests.
>C: AGAIN. I FUCKING TOLD THAT SUCCUSHIT THAT WE NEEDED A PROPER MATCHMAKING SERVICE.
>C: BUT NOOOOO "LET IT HAPPEN NATURALLY"
>C: "THE PEOPLE COMPLETELY DEMORALIZED BY FEMALES WILL TOTALLY JUMP OUT AND HUNT FOR A FEMALE NOW THAT THEY ARE NOT HUMAN"
>C: "DONT WORRY ABOUT IT, THERE WONT BE A HOUSING CRISIS"
>C: go force those two to talk to each other, im going to start working on that dating service.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 02:51:12 2022 No.41926244 File: 510 KB, 2345x4096, 75AD4170-34FD-42B7-8045-FCE004728534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does Ms. Cursed Sword really have to carry her sword everywhere?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 02:51:27 2022 No.41926246 im going to flirt with harpies by wearing loud and bright colors

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 02:51:49 2022 No.41926248 File: 115 KB, 780x862, its never ogre.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41925028 >Sabbath hands typed this post Begone witch, I want to be the little spoon forcefully and against my will

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 02:52:10 2022 No.41926250 >>41926244 The sword stays ON when you go to bed with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 02:54:27 2022 No.41926256 >>41926244 Only because having her hubby carry it does nothing.

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 03:07:54 2022 No.41926320

>>41926256
>Pull cursed sword out of stone
>Tells you to find her a girl to wield her so she can repay you for freeing her for the stone
>Have to find a girl who hits every note for you, is single, is pure and convince her to grab the sword
Wow getting a cursed sword waifu seems really hard

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 03:11:01 2022 No.41926335 >>41926320 could i just ya know... prop the sword up against the door of some random human girl's door? she goes to move the fancy looking sword to leave her house, sword spirit mamano's her body, everybody wins!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 03:11:18 2022 No.41926339 >>41926320 Toss it inside a living armor and let them figure out the details

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 03:12:33 2022 No.41926350

>get dragged in for "compatibility screening"
>interviewer asks at the start if there's anything i'd like to say before she starts
>mutter "need shoggoth"
>she goes pale, fast-tracks the interview, then sends me home
>haven't heard a thing since then
they could have at least given me a ticket to antarctica

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 03:14:22 2022 No.41926362 >>41926350 I wonder if you say something like goblin would they try to dump five or six on you

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 03:15:30 2022 No.41926368 >>41926339 >make automaton or living doll wear living armor >give the living armor a cursed sword >get a kitsune-bi into the mix to top it off four monster souls with wildly different personalities in one vessel, this cant go wrong!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 03:16:08 2022 No.41926372 >>41926350 i'd just say jabberwock mommy

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 03:17:09 2022 No.41926376 >>41926368 That’s just a chimera

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 03:19:28 2022 No.41926393 File: 461 KB, 2000x2000, HornyVamp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41924373 They're your typical desperate hag

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 03:25:58 2022 No.41926434

>>41926393
i like to imagine that the edgier the vampire is like this, the more they completely melt into softies that need to hype themselves up to puncture your skin. and then they barely drink anything cause they dont want to hurt you.
meanwhile your calm cool and nonedgy vampires just puncture and sip some blood like its nothing while whispering sweet nothings to you the entire time.
but the dorky ones? gluttons that pretty much latch on and you need to tell them when to stop.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 03:30:06 2022 No.41926459 File: 977 KB, 1300x1000, 4BE4E154-5097-4B10-985A-7C26EAB07BB5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41926136 Shog also is there

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 03:40:31 2022 No.41926538 >>41926136 It feels like getting a warm, good nap would outweigh the negatives. What is she going to do, hug me?

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>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 03:51:24 2022 No.41926605 File: 911 KB, 900x1186, 1647487387228.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41925028 They should also be undead and have braids.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 03:52:30 2022 No.41926610 >>41926538 I would sleep on/in a Shog

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 03:55:20 2022 No.41926625 >>41926393 Holy shit what a slut for hemoglobin

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 04:00:38 2022 No.41926653 >>41926376 Chimeras are the only girl in mge that are legitimately horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 04:02:46 2022 No.41926658 Shog or Kiki that calls you "babe"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 04:06:02 2022 No.41926671 >>41926658 Good I want a colloquial maid, if she’s too stuffy then it’ll be hell convincing her to share the couch with me and watch cooking shows together

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 04:08:27 2022 No.41926683 File: 102 KB, 1100x1280, FfIUnhwX0AAPBHR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41924288

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>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 04:09:49 2022 No.41926692 >>41926671 Isn't that just girlfriend/wife at that point?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 04:18:17 2022 No.41926741 >>41926625 She's a literal murderer as well, so that's a no-go for me. Don't know why the fuck they posted Strawberry Cheesecake of all foxes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 04:19:00 2022 No.41926748 File: 443 KB, 1500x1134, 15413077656810.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41926350 >tfw doomed to never having shoggoth

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 04:23:37 2022 No.41926778 >>41926692 That raises the question if marrying your maid is a promotion or demotion for her

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 04:29:32 2022 No.41926814 File: 91 KB, 1500x1239, Triple mofu assault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 04:36:10 2022 No.41926849 File: 773 KB, 1968x2800, df67jnd-516aab1d-1dfb-4c5f-8653-82eb816bf49f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Winter soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 04:37:23 2022 No.41926856 File: 109 KB, 1080x826, 674614FF-A84A-4718-A3E7-EC84FE1BB0D9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Am I still a virgin if I stick my dick in shog goo? I.E. in a jar

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>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 04:42:07 2022 No.41926880 >>41926862 ms wights pretty cute sometimes

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 04:42:25 2022 No.41926881 >>41926856 No, she'll turn the goo in the jar into a fully functional vagina with womb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 04:45:51 2022 No.41926901 File: 1.60 MB, 1024x1280, 252ca82592033e75c3e96bd9a549b647.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 04:47:57 2022 No.41926912 mas ai

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 04:48:09 2022 No.41926914 File: 408 KB, 1962x2724, FfjU9ubXwAAJngk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 04:49:27 2022 No.41926925 >>41926901 It's getting really good. A few more iterations of this kind of tech and all the issues will probably be smoothed out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 04:49:58 2022 No.41926932 >>41926901 that is a perfect example of how NOT to proportion centaurs

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 04:53:27 2022 No.41926945 >>41926859 I want to be sandwiched between them

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 04:58:47 2022 No.41926968 rural settlements have hornier monsters that are real about their feelings. I'm never touching urban sprawl mamono ever again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 05:12:20 2022 No.41927035 >>41926778 demotion obviously. Wives get asked if they want missionary sex. Maid get brutally mated doggystyle. >meido keeps a stern attitude

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 05:42:37 2022 No.41927166 >>41926968 I don't know anon I think those dozen-or-so office ladies plotting to jump you on the way home at night are horny and real about their feelings too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 05:54:55 2022 No.41927214 File: 109 KB, 1391x771, Human Height and Monstergirl Height.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's your preferred height?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:06:54 2022 No.41927266 File: 75 KB, 920x546, New Sizes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41927214 Better image. 7'3, 6'2, 5'8, 5'6, 5' I like em Varied.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:10:06 2022 No.41927282 >>41926968 I'd like to see country anons try and make it in the big city and city anons try and last with country monsters

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:10:41 2022 No.41927285 >>41927214 Loli monster and Tall monster Best of both extreme worlds!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:13:53 2022 No.41927300 File: 1.02 MB, 2480x3388, hug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41927214 This height difference

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:14:03 2022 No.41927301 File: 254 KB, 800x668, 1519101775640.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41927214 >>41927266 I'll take all five.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:16:10 2022 No.41927310 File: 356 KB, 600x604, 15413077067613.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41927300 >did all I've made it was good?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:16:58 2022 No.41927315 File: 107 KB, 1503x1012, accurately proportioned cowgirl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41927214 I want to be the same height of the far left one, while being with the one on the far right. Literal perfect size ratio

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:17:52 2022 No.41927317 File: 236 KB, 1592x1600, Fi0OfnWVUAAIfis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41927282 what's a city slicker doing out in the country?

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:19:52 2022 No.41927322
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>>41927310
I dunno

I thought he just made her talk strangely because she's awkward deep sea infrastructure and I've seen him speak english properly

But that picture has the guy talking like babel fish so I dunno

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:20:53 2022 No.41927324 >>41927317 Cow tipping

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:23:17 2022 No.41927331 >>41927317 Visiting distant relatives and being frustrated by the heat, lack of internet, and boredom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:34:24 2022 No.41927361 File: 3.81 MB, 2980x1801, 1546414632062.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's the most efficient way to knock up centaurs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:35:45 2022 No.41927363 >>41927300 You know she's the one when your eye level is exactly where her nipples are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:35:58 2022 No.41927364 File: 342 KB, 620x877, BJes2fnY_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:36:34 2022 No.41927365 >>41927363 But her nipples should be mouth level.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:36:45 2022 No.41927366 File: 417 KB, 1209x847, Gremlin149.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41927361 The Apparatus, of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:38:51 2022 No.41927373 So of the baphomets named in the Sabbath Grimoire. Say you had the opportunity to cuddle one for a night, no lewd; which one would you pick and why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:40:29 2022 No.41927379 File: 458 KB, 1200x1200, Runya Kisu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41927373 Runya Runya. Because obviously. I would cuddle with her any night

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:40:40 2022 No.41927381 >>41927373 Marune. Look how soft she is. Perfect cuddle material.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:41:50 2022 No.41927386 >>41927373 Whichever one needs it the most

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:44:02 2022 No.41927393

>>41927373
Bapho-chan, because I wanna see her softer side that's hidden behind all the posturing and rhetoric. Also, I wanna sneak a recording of her bleating for blackmail when i eventually marry her. But most of all, to see if she's a blanket and pillow hog.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:47:35 2022 No.41927406 >>41927322 I want to bury my face in that kittyface

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:58:29 2022 No.41927445 File: 504 KB, 2000x1824, 1557709444053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Breed bugs

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 06:59:21 2022 No.41927450 >>41927214 Planet Sized >>41925730

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 07:02:13 2022 No.41927462 >>41927445 Kali maa!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 07:13:25 2022 No.41927503 >>41927445 Sure, but not that bug. Gimme a colossal, man-eating worm

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 07:26:47 2022 No.41927541 Post cute and funny pics of Bapho-chan!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 07:49:17 2022 No.41927601 File: 341 KB, 787x749, 1616306515778.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41927445 Dance off, bro!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 07:53:24 2022 No.41927617 File: 1.69 MB, 2388x3132, anubis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41926968 But it's fun when the fancy urbanite office worker just snaps and gets overtaken by her animalistic instincts, with you as the only available outlet for her lust.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 07:54:49 2022 No.41927623 >>41927617 They all reek of a really weird mixture of office smell and booze. Country mamono smell of nature and happiness. The choice is clear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 08:01:47 2022 No.41927645 >>41927373 Ropu is the most chill baphomet and most likely to have a happy ending

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 08:40:51 2022 No.41927787
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>>41927623
>get coerced into going drinking with your coworkers because the job is good, you don't want to lose it and your stern manager will be there buying everyone drinks
>after just two shots pass out, last thing you notice is everyone around suspiciously smirking
>wake up some time later, looks like you're in a hotel room now
>only thing you see is your absolutely wasted manager climbing on top of you, half-naked
>"*hiiic* it'sss time to assesssss your.. promotion to my... *hic* fuckktoy eheheh"
You can shovel cattle dung all day, I'm staying in the city

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 08:43:13 2022 No.41927797 File: 148 KB, 1000x1415, pin me down and cuddle me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41926136 She'll pet your back and hug you tight by the fireplace on a cold, snowy night

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 08:46:00 2022 No.41927806 >>41927787 Time to tuck this poor drunk minster into bed and be in my way

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 08:58:08 2022 No.41927845 >cocaine bear is getting a movie MGE version when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 09:00:42 2022 No.41927852 >>41927845 Ted is 10 years old

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 09:03:15 2022 No.41927863 >>41927806 There is nothing stronger in the world than the leglock of mamono that has just found her mate, you're not going anywhere

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 09:03:58 2022 No.41927867 >>41927852 Not THAT cocaine bear the IRL one that a few years ago got into a $100K stash of Cocaine and went on a super rampage before the dosage killed it

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 09:35:26 2022 No.41927952 >>41927322 >>41927310 he;s just too tired to speak properly that or the artist is korean and uses a translator for all english he writes

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 09:44:55 2022 No.41927978

>>41927845
>a shipment of Mana Powder supplements fell out of a plane and cras landed in a forest
>local Grizzly tribe found and shared a brick of it, were so dissatisfied with the taste they went on a rampage to get some of the real shit for themselves
>no single man in the 100km radius was left unmarried after that day.

>>41927867
1985 was almost 50 years ago

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 09:57:45 2022 No.41928026 >>41925644 One day fampai. One day

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 10:03:18 2022 No.41928052 >>41927978 would of made more sense if it was like grounded up rage shroom

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 10:08:31 2022 No.41928099 File: 712 KB, 1247x1180, lims.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Druella and her lim sisters in a boss rush

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 10:35:18 2022 No.41928310 >>41926748 need more penguin harpy

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 10:38:43 2022 No.41928326 File: 346 KB, 1000x1000, grapemage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] everyone needs magical support

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 10:42:51 2022 No.41928344 >>41928326 What spells does she cast? Charm?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 10:56:21 2022 No.41928388 File: 1.49 MB, 1000x1200, Remiglass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41924373 They are pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 11:03:12 2022 No.41928424 File: 891 KB, 3200x3100, coming down the chimmy tonight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] its that time of year again

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 11:04:15 2022 No.41928432 >>41928344 she is a respectable mage anon and does not need to rely on such lowly enchantments

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 11:06:10 2022 No.41928443 >>41928432 She can't pull a penny from behind her sister's ear?

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 11:06:55 2022 No.41928446

>>41928052
>powdered rage shroom packets have become the norm for mamano incursions into order territory
>young deity monster thats supposed to look over a fading hag town has a package land at her shrine
>doesnt know what rage shrooms are because of her youth and them not being native to her region
>mistakes it for new incense and has it distributed around the town
>none of the hags care to notice that its rage shroom
>the town's tradition is to only burn incense on saturday nights
>coincidentally, a order invasion composed of only men is also planned to happen on that town that saturday night shortly after the incense burning starts.
eros works in mysterious ways.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 11:10:54 2022 No.41928471 >>41928443 she can summon fireballs, make plants grow, create spectacular illusions and even has made a simulacrum, she doesn't do petty parlour tricks

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 11:14:27 2022 No.41928495 >>41928471 >simulacrum That's a big word for a little snake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 11:16:00 2022 No.41928510 >>41928326 >>41928432 >>41928471 maybe she should hurry up and get a job...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 11:17:40 2022 No.41928519 >>41928424 remember folks, Christmas magic trumps all others

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 11:30:01 2022 No.41928599 sorry anon but the only housing avaliable at the moment is in THE REDZONE

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 11:32:23 2022 No.41928607 >>41928599 think I'll just be homeless then

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 11:40:24 2022 No.41928654 File: 134 KB, 862x1199, 1654344554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's begining to look a lot like fishmen

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 11:40:33 2022 No.41928656 How do I make sure the engagement ring I want to buy is going to fit my future Yeti wife? I can't just go to her to measure her finger, because she won't miss the opportunity to hug me and I won't be able to slip away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 11:54:56 2022 No.41928763 >>41928510 Sorceress is a perfectly valid occupation!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 12:11:02 2022 No.41928892 File: 170 KB, 359x294, 1655900268130.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A mage's husband should be ready for "mana transfer ritual" at any time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 12:12:02 2022 No.41928899 >>41928892 human'd

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 12:40:53 2022 No.41929130 >>41928892 It's all fun and laughs until she starts calling you "battery" in public

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 13:05:11 2022 No.41929332 File: 348 KB, 1200x902, 1634309850656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do it you heartless bastard

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 13:06:48 2022 No.41929341 >>41929332 the kind of girl I want to marry isn't the kind to ask.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 13:07:25 2022 No.41929345 >>41929332 Those fucking hands and feet are too uncanny for me, Troll is one of like 5 mamono I would actually reject unless she was my last chance.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 13:07:26 2022 No.41929346 >>41929130 >tfw no mage lolibaba wife to call you " silly mortal"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 13:13:24 2022 No.41929404 >>41929345 what are your five? It's not like any girl can really be called unattractive if you squint. > unless she was my last chance. any monster wife is better than no monster wife, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 13:16:41 2022 No.41929446 >>41929332 What's in the box What's in the booooooox?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 13:21:49 2022 No.41929480 >>41929404 Devil Bug, Beelzebub, Mandragora, Matango, Troll >any monster wife is better than no monster wife, right? True

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 13:24:40 2022 No.41929502 >>41929332 This feels wrong. I should be the one proving myself good enough to the beautiful Troll. >>41929446 Most likely gold or precious gems, IIRC the picture is a reference to Herr Mannelig.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 13:48:12 2022 No.41929740 >>41929332 >Kek, no. >Leave It's not hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 13:50:34 2022 No.41929765 File: 271 KB, 1671x2268, 66446252_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41928656 Let her cuddle you like a teddy bear until she falls asleep, then measure her paw finger while she's dreaming of snuggles

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:01:02 2022 No.41929895 >>41929765 That doesn't work when my plan is to give her the ring right after the first time we make love, which is bound to happen after the first hug.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:01:06 2022 No.41929897 mg for this feel https://youtu.be/_6aVXbcquCQ?list=LL

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:02:55 2022 No.41929921 >>41929895 Does it have to be a ring? Give her a collar with one of those spirit stones you can charge with your own mana

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:04:54 2022 No.41929940
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>>41929895
You'll need to ask snow Rata for that information, she has all the top secret information in Winterstown! Be warned that it may come with a price a hot cocoa date at Selkie's Diner

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:05:50 2022 No.41929957 i wanna confess to my lich teacher but i dont know how to, what do i do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:08:12 2022 No.41930003 >>41929940 How can I sexo the snow rata ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:10:58 2022 No.41930039 >>41929921 The symbolism matters. In the worst case I might just settle for a necklace. >>41929940 I'm for monogamy. It's safer to see if there's any married Rata who could help me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:12:54 2022 No.41930056 File: 105 KB, 412x412, 1657493641592.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41929897 shoge

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:13:35 2022 No.41930062 >>41929897 pervy kiki

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:15:13 2022 No.41930076 >>41928654 She is curiously attractive... for a fishwoman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:21:08 2022 No.41930139 File: 685 KB, 1280x1355, 1501640631623.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41930003 Buy her a nice Yeti brand scarf, take her on one of White Horn's nighttime sleigh rides through the Christmas-lit city, and give her lots of warm hugs!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:23:10 2022 No.41930160 File: 231 KB, 768x1024, 1626573465239.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41930062 That's all kikis though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:27:42 2022 No.41930205 File: 59 KB, 262x236, lim lick.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a lilim to look at me like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:28:25 2022 No.41930211 File: 1.10 MB, 1500x2310, 93556905_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41928654 i like the towelmancer

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:28:47 2022 No.41930216 >>41930205 just go skinny dipping in the river near the demon lords castle most likely some river lim will be there waiting for you

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:29:46 2022 No.41930221 >>41930139 I can't speak to woman, it's too hard. Can i just grab her by the arm and bring her home and wait for her to speak?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:31:23 2022 No.41930236 >>41930160 This is ok as long as I get to sniff hers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:35:17 2022 No.41930273 >>41930221 Stop right there criminal! It's illegal to kidnap Ratas and Wendis in Winterstown unless both parties are in need if life saving, mutual cuddles. Officer Snownubis will not be happy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:36:05 2022 No.41930281 >>41930273 >shes jealous it aint her

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:36:37 2022 No.41930290 File: 310 KB, 1334x750, 1669835343998901.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41924288

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:37:11 2022 No.41930295 File: 277 KB, 893x745, 1640382097852.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41930273 >Don't you have a snow pyramid to build, officer?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:40:10 2022 No.41930324 File: 204 KB, 950x877, 1469159457429.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41930281 >criminals caught today: 12 >husbands who want to cuddle me in the snow: 0

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:40:31 2022 No.41930328 File: 370 KB, 656x928, 1580618178301.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41926849 Already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:46:49 2022 No.41930371 Is it possible to fire your Kiki?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:49:46 2022 No.41930395 >>41930371 she's gonna cry a lot

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:51:25 2022 No.41930405 File: 310 KB, 588x876, Koyoi_FallenBrides1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Koyoi best fallen maiden

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:52:06 2022 No.41930412 File: 870 KB, 1844x2589, 52e1b1c2676d1446f0bdf43535e923af.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41930395 >>41930371 How could you even think about doing such a thing

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:52:49 2022 No.41930418 >>41929446 Miss Dullahan's head

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:53:41 2022 No.41930426 File: 113 KB, 526x512, 1500690607585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41930328 Extra, extra! Ice Queen goes no-pan in the morning!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:55:07 2022 No.41930439 >>41930426 slow news day huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:56:38 2022 No.41930449 Druella is a good girl that just wants to bring love and happiness to everyone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 14:58:35 2022 No.41930457 >>41930449 Yeah and water is wet, got any actual news?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:03:10 2022 No.41930493 >>41930273 >Drop the rata >Still can't speak >Run home >Locked yourself in the basement >Cry Getting a wife is still hard

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:04:49 2022 No.41930506 File: 24 KB, 841x312, so true druella.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41930449 Druella is a lazy college student that stays up at 5 am watching stoner cartoons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:09:22 2022 No.41930540 >>41930506 Funny, I use that website to turn MGE girls into giantess vore monsters. So far I've done hellhound, jabberwock, anubis, and holstaur. Contemplating who I should do next

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:10:36 2022 No.41930550 Post pics of smug black harpies!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:15:16 2022 No.41930584 Demon childhood friend: >haha, wouldn't it be funny if you sold your soul to me? as a joke, haha

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:16:52 2022 No.41930599 >>41930584 I'm only doing that if she sells her soul to me as well

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:20:07 2022 No.41930623 >>41930584 Demon child next door: >I want to marry onii-san when I grow up, let's start practicing right away

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:22:04 2022 No.41930636 Black harpies will sell your soul for a single corn chip

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:23:16 2022 No.41930646 >>41930439 Sometimes the most interesting news in Winterstown is >Local Wendi has a good day >Selkie adds peppermint coffee for Christmas >The Serial Hugger is back

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:23:31 2022 No.41930650 >>41930636 >gift your soul to your black harpy wife >she sells it to a demon because birdbrain >now you have two wives

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:26:09 2022 No.41930669 >>41930650 It was a delicious corn chip though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:34:40 2022 No.41930750 File: 43 KB, 417x579, BlackHarpyExtraArt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love black harpies

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:36:47 2022 No.41930769 >>41930584 i cant sell what i dont have, miss demon

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:44:11 2022 No.41930845 File: 2.11 MB, 2171x3070, hyer-snow-leopard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd like to signal boost this new artist I found. They make adorable monster girls and do great design work. Link to their portfolio is bottom left

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:45:24 2022 No.41930862 File: 1.48 MB, 2171x3070, hyer-snow-leopard-sheet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41930845

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:45:47 2022 No.41930864 File: 134 KB, 1113x1198, Black_Harpy_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Super smart >Fashionable >Gorgeous >Perfect frame >Domineering >Clingy >Wings for cuddles and flight Perfect in every way

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:49:31 2022 No.41930906 >>41930584 Sorry, i don't understand jokes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:50:27 2022 No.41930913 >>41930769 It's no fun unless something forcefully sucks it out anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:52:48 2022 No.41930933 File: 758 KB, 1091x1835, 1642744536382.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:52:51 2022 No.41930936 File: 1.04 MB, 3700x2800, __master_shake_and_carl_brutananadilewski_aqua_teen_hunger_force_drawn_by_bb_baalbuddy__27484b8fc76005a295d97ae838d91253.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41930506

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:53:08 2022 No.41930940 >>41930845 Nice, thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:53:22 2022 No.41930941 >>41930506 What's this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:54:10 2022 No.41930948 >>41930913 How do you think you sell your soul to a demon, anon? She's still sucking it out, though only a portion as to not kill you. But enough that you're completely at her mercy. How do you think she sucks it out?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:55:35 2022 No.41930964 >>41930845 Cute. Yes, leat signal boost this artist

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:56:03 2022 No.41930970 >>41930405 true >>41930599 she will, if you just handover your own soul first. I mean this is your childhood friend, she wouldn't break a promise right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:59:09 2022 No.41931013 >>41930936 >elves Yeah, I'm going with Carl on this one

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 15:59:25 2022 No.41931015 File: 1.11 MB, 918x1300, 1648543706491.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello I love Angels That is all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:00:07 2022 No.41931028 File: 1.81 MB, 2000x2500, 1639708426436.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41930864 >cheap prices

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:01:48 2022 No.41931043 File: 372 KB, 1000x875, venus angel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41931015 angels are hot but can be scaryy

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:01:57 2022 No.41931046 >>41930864 I liked the previous design more where her top is just a big ass belt over her flat chest

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:02:10 2022 No.41931051 >>41927645 Ropu is anti-chill. And you know she steals the covers Maybe Runya or Shirokuto.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:02:13 2022 No.41931053 File: 2.34 MB, 3300x2482, vZagxGE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we need more dragons

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:02:50 2022 No.41931059 >>41931028 I'll have "Adoption" for "--"$, thank you very much

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:03:23 2022 No.41931069 >>41931053 >does not accept her heterosexuality What?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:03:26 2022 No.41931070 >>41931028 I bet you can forego using cash if you bring her a bag of fritos

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:04:18 2022 No.41931079 >>41931069 Afraid of dick

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:06:46 2022 No.41931104 >>41931079 I see Still kind of a weird sentence

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:11:44 2022 No.41931150 >41930936 >/tg/memes

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:12:47 2022 No.41931162 File: 394 KB, 561x839, 1669911118603.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:13:34 2022 No.41931174 >>41931162 Crow tengus are nice, but black harpies are better

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:13:38 2022 No.41931175 >>41931162 cute birb, wonder if shes Ayas cousin or something

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:14:46 2022 No.41931191 >>41930941 character.ai

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:14:49 2022 No.41931192 >>41931162 I'm going to read Stella Maris with her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:15:43 2022 No.41931206 >>41931162 >TFW corvids are attracted to me in real life for whatever reason >TFW I get the feeling I wouldn't be able to escape them in MGE and get flirted by Crow Tengu or Black Harpies on the daily Thanks Ilias.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:18:17 2022 No.41931233 I'm ready to be eaten by a sandworm. So ya know, if someone could get those portals open, that'd be nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:20:05 2022 No.41931247 >>41931162 No dabbing allowed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:20:58 2022 No.41931263 >>41931104 KC hates gays

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:26:40 2022 No.41931323 File: 300 KB, 1837x2950, 1647288865672.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41931233 is shogworm ok

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:27:47 2022 No.41931338 >>41931323 i think those gene editing gremlins have gone too far

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:31:09 2022 No.41931377 >>41931338 Germline Gremlins

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:35:53 2022 No.41931425 >>41931233 >Portal opens >Many rush to the desert region >Most are praying to make it safely to the pyramids for an Anubis, Pharaoh or Apophis >Then there is Anon, who is hoping the biggest Sandworm will gobble him up before he reaches civilization

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:39:48 2022 No.41931463 >>41931425 >he sets up 20 sand-thumpers and blasts heavy metal straight down into the dunes to attract sandworms >they all find this to be very rude and avoid him >he gets grabbed by some hussy sand shark

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:40:59 2022 No.41931472 >>41931425 >not rushing for the Ushi caves screaming about needing milk and love

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:42:28 2022 No.41931484 >>41931425 i'll be driving into dragonia at max speed in some sort of muscle car thats neon and dressed in the same colors

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:48:04 2022 No.41931523 >>41931463 >hussy sand shark I can only think of those asshole cephadromes from Monster Hunter. I'd rather get repeatedly stung by a girtablilu than going anywhere near a sand shark.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:51:28 2022 No.41931552 File: 408 KB, 1700x1950, FiEBNWzWQAEvQDf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41924288 >Are you OK? You took a nasty hit to the head there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:51:29 2022 No.41931553 >>41931323 Bitchy, but loving shog

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:51:59 2022 No.41931561

>>41931463
I've been studying sandworms, in the hopes of marrying one, for long enough to know that's not the play.

Sandworms communicate via vibration through the sands. Male human footsteps at a walking pace translates to "I am male eligible for marriage and am interested in sandworms" in the sandworm language. Male human footsteps at a running pace translates to "YES PLEASE EAT AND MARRY ME! I WANNA BE WITH YOU FOREVER!"

No need to over-complicate or do silly dances or weird walking patterns. Keep it simple. Sandworms are simple too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:53:00 2022 No.41931564 >>41931323 I'll stick with a traditional sandworm.

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:54:00 2022 No.41931571
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>Spend every day in her mouth
>No need to work since you've no bills
>Make mad bank off her Spice if you so choose
>Live for thousands of years which means you do too
>Has a long tongue for amazing blowjobs and tonguejobs
>She's very protective
>She's adorably cute
>She's incredibly lewd
>She's absolutely monstrous
>She's low-key yandere
>Most importantly, she loves you deeply from the bottom of her heart and she's got a very big heart!
Sandworms are most definitely the best monster girls of them all. Nothing even comes close to competing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:54:22 2022 No.41931575 File: 254 KB, 1600x1500, 1643642575825.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41930056

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:57:08 2022 No.41931593 >>41931571 I wrote that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:58:21 2022 No.41931604 >>41931523 >dodge sand sharks hipcheck >get hit anyway because hitboxes are 100% fine I am going to throw myself into the Apophis pit so I no longer have to remember that stupid move.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 16:59:40 2022 No.41931613 File: 257 KB, 850x1202, 1663879077242.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41931593 You sir, are a man of great taste. I find wisdom in your words and teachings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 17:03:08 2022 No.41931631 >>41931028 it seems this is forever going to remain my most popular commission and I'm completely fine with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 17:05:00 2022 No.41931643 >>41931631 Not planning on getting any others? Who knows a future one may do better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 17:05:13 2022 No.41931647 >>41931323 i would be ok with shogworm if she'd allow a Kikimora maid to live with us too. i'm just really into threesomes and shog+kiki is too powerful of a pair to settle for anything less

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 17:06:13 2022 No.41931650 What about kikiworm?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 17:08:23 2022 No.41931663 >>41931643 Oh, I've gotten plenty. But I guess due to most of them being too explicate they don't get posted here a lot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 17:13:14 2022 No.41931694 >>41931663 it is wild to see some of the image spam waifufags get up to in other places

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 17:20:29 2022 No.41931734 File: 289 KB, 677x679, patreon_gazer_christmas.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's December

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 17:31:41 2022 No.41931788 >>41931650 Turn back, anon. Only darkness lies that way

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 17:32:37 2022 No.41931791 File: 620 KB, 745x1887, __ice_queen_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_barbariank__0eca8e3d596d3cba38155c5458b5a3d1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41931734 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 17:36:32 2022 No.41931805 File: 478 KB, 2480x3508, 103180464_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 17:38:02 2022 No.41931811 File: 512 KB, 2750x2500, FctHislagAAfSvg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41931788 But I like darkness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 17:49:09 2022 No.41931858 >>41931788 How so?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 17:53:49 2022 No.41931879 Kiki wurm is better

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 17:57:56 2022 No.41931892 File: 42 KB, 700x403, wiuDCo6j_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41931858 A kiki would do anything for her mastah, but she doesn't know how to turn herself into a sandworm...but she figured sandworms didn't have legs, so...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 17:58:46 2022 No.41931896 >>41931811 Why do scary girls always have the softest looking breasts?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 18:00:26 2022 No.41931906 >>41931896 To comfort you after they put your head between them, it's the same reason why Hellhounds have the neck fluff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 18:01:00 2022 No.41931911 >>41931892 Commit die.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 18:07:48 2022 No.41931948 File: 1.30 MB, 1700x1462, 89892747_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41931896

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 18:10:23 2022 No.41931963 >>41931948 Which one do you think smells worse, her tail or her mouth?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 18:21:01 2022 No.41932023 >>41931963 She showers regularly, how rude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 18:22:18 2022 No.41932038 >>41932023 Yeah, if you meet a domestic one, but that's most definitely a wild manticore living out in the wastelands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 18:30:56 2022 No.41932103 >>41931858 Kiki can learn shrinking magic if you really want her to, but do you really want her to?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 18:32:45 2022 No.41932112 >>41932103 Sure, but how does that make her like a sandworm?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 18:35:57 2022 No.41932131 >>41924305 Falling asleep to her purse would be so comfy

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 18:49:38 2022 No.41932230 File: 186 KB, 1200x1200, 1645413923757.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cow lewds ahead

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 18:51:07 2022 No.41932243 >>41932038 >>41931963 >>41932023 they are going to smell liek mature woman without bath

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 18:53:30 2022 No.41932256 >>41931963 >tail She just shoves your head in there >mouth She kisses you while milking you with her tail

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 18:53:58 2022 No.41932260
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Has anyone here considered the future possibilities of this mans Neuralink?? The future is bright bros...
>Ability to full dive SAO style into the internet
>AI now allow storytelling and coding, so someone doesn't even have to code a full alt reality. Real MGE sometime soon
>Can also play pong in your brain

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 18:54:43 2022 No.41932267 >>41932260 Nice monster girl image

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 18:55:13 2022 No.41932269 >>41932260 Wrong board.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 19:02:59 2022 No.41932320 >>41932260 With my luck I'll die just before the tech is perfected.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 19:12:31 2022 No.41932386 >>41932260 I ain't putting anything in my head unless its by benevolent, Culture tier AI

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 19:13:51 2022 No.41932404 >>41932386 I see you're a man of Culture as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 19:14:23 2022 No.41932407 File: 1.13 MB, 1000x1000, 18753868405427.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41932386 >I ain't putting anything in my head unless its by benevolent mindflayers ftfy

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 19:24:06 2022 No.41932489 >>41932260 Mods!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 19:25:39 2022 No.41932496 >>41931892 Chicken legs soup

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 19:36:18 2022 No.41932545 >>41930862 cute

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 19:37:04 2022 No.41932547 Alright since anon left me hanging, what would a kikimora/sandworm hybrid be like?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 19:38:02 2022 No.41932552 kiki x dragon would be the best dragon

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 19:49:47 2022 No.41932615 File: 854 KB, 3686x4568, 1625421046238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41931892 NOPE PROTECT KIKI.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 19:51:15 2022 No.41932633 >>41932407 Having two mindflayer mistresses would be interesting. Wonder if I get an unique exclusive skin for my squid form.

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 20:08:42 2022 No.41932736
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>>41932260
from all i've seen the current tech is just reading brainwaves, not adding any new ones. so no deep dives into MGE world yet.
until the tech develops to perfection, i will not use it. because who needs some sort of bug on your brain when you have the perfect theater of mind?

pic unrelated

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 20:10:25 2022 No.41932749 File: 283 KB, 958x550, 1641999601008.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Question #6: What should you place in the indicated area? >A. Seaweed >B. Hat or Helmet >C. Hand >D. Seashells There is no partial credit for this question.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 20:11:28 2022 No.41932763 >>41932749 Egg

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 20:11:49 2022 No.41932768 >>41932749 This is a trick question. If I move my hand to place anything, she will grab it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 20:18:27 2022 No.41932815 >>41932763 Haha the oars fucking laser

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 20:21:18 2022 No.41932840 >>41931206 its destiny, anon. you will become a wise druid with a harem of corvid based mamano.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 20:22:44 2022 No.41932854 Good morning everyone Have a great Thursday everyone and I wish you all a blessed December

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 20:26:25 2022 No.41932877

>>41932260
nice monster girl image faggot.
and in reality, i dont want his tech anywhere near my head.
at the end of the day he is just another faggot CEO driving this world into the ground.
unlike sweet old ms nuki over here who runs a megacorp focused on proping up mom & pop shops all over the world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 20:29:26 2022 No.41932890 >>41927952 The other English I saw was intelligible, though Must not have written enough or gotten lucky in the posts I saw

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 20:29:49 2022 No.41932897 File: 174 KB, 1200x800, Fi0jwiYWAAU3N6o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41924288

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 20:32:13 2022 No.41932917 >>41930062 Ms.Haku says this is a redundant tautology >all Kikis are pervy

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 20:43:35 2022 No.41932997 The hardest decision in a shog or kiki’s lives are not school or work but what do they call mastah after the marriage. Do they call him mastah or hubby now?

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 20:46:12 2022 No.41933018
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>>41932407
i used to be concerned about mindflayers but when i got to thinking about it the little ones are cute and the big ones have huge chests so really it's only the medium flayers that bother me

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 20:52:54 2022 No.41933067 >>41933018 What about little one with huge chests

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 20:54:31 2022 No.41933085 >>41933067 squish and squeeze

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 20:57:39 2022 No.41933127 >>41932749 >E. Balls I hope I don't lose points for writing in my own answers

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 20:59:28 2022 No.41933141 >>41933018 I am torn between flayer and Shog and cannot choose

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:08:34 2022 No.41933203 >>41933141 mind flogger

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:09:12 2022 No.41933207 >>41933141 Dom or yandere sub. Also squid

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:16:40 2022 No.41933261

>>41933018
>Teenage mindflayer takes interest in me
>Tits are small
>Ass is flat
>Curvier than a plank
>Doesn’t even have the cute loli thing to help her out
>Though unlike smallflayers her tentacles are big enough to mind flay me
>Subject to shitty false memories with tons of plot holes
>How can we be childhood friends when you weren’t born yet
>Why the fuck did I get hit by a truck
>How did we meet in high school if you were 12
>Why would you put false memories of our first time together if we could have our first time together here
>Has enough of this shitty teenage erotica fanfiction memories
>Pull tentacles out
>Bend her over
>Fuck her till she turns into a big mindflayer

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:19:35 2022 No.41933285 >>41933207 Squid?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:26:08 2022 No.41933347 >>41933285 Mindflayer turns men Into squid panties like in the profile pic

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:26:09 2022 No.41933348 File: 15 KB, 150x150, uSsfAkM1_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You are never too old to play with dolls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:29:05 2022 No.41933374 >>41933347 they won't do that to you if you're not into it

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:30:13 2022 No.41933383 File: 395 KB, 610x797, pharaoh chill.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yo I heard you like chillin and Pharaoh so I made this. For a dude that asked like, month ago. Sorry, the economy is in shambles

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:32:13 2022 No.41933395 >>41933383 whats she watching?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:32:29 2022 No.41933400 >>41933383 at least she finally has the time to chill, after a month of fixing the economy now i worry that her Anubis advisor is still worried that the economy is imperfect, and isn't also relaxing after a job well done.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:33:21 2022 No.41933405 >>41933348 >Anon is more excited about buying his doll a new hat than she is You may not be too old, but you're still getting judged.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:33:35 2022 No.41933407 >>41933374 >>41933347 >>41933207 I want to be held by a flayer while on a shog bed I am sure she would not mind

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:35:01 2022 No.41933415 File: 415 KB, 1385x1400, 18945689765445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:39:06 2022 No.41933442 >>41933348 >"you can touch you can play..."

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:39:09 2022 No.41933444 >>41933374 KC tweeted they prefer it and the nacha profile even has the girl get anxiety when her husband isn't spidered for ten minutes. You will be a squid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:39:36 2022 No.41933451 >>41933348 They're not dolls grandma they're puppets!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:39:58 2022 No.41933455 >>41933395 Gazer and Wock

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:41:09 2022 No.41933463 >>41933395 garage wars and cheap romances, the ultimate 'turn off your brain' experience

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:41:18 2022 No.41933465 So can I buy a succubus prostitute and just ask her to cuddle me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:43:39 2022 No.41933482 >>41933465 Wait, they make you pay?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:44:10 2022 No.41933486 File: 1.03 MB, 2563x874, mgvn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] some anon on /v/ is making a wholesome high school romance VN

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:44:36 2022 No.41933489 >>41932840 Nigga I don't want to be MGE Odin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:44:41 2022 No.41933490 >>41933482 You pay as they devour the future you could have had

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:46:50 2022 No.41933503 >>41933486 That slime is high as fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:47:14 2022 No.41933504 >>41933486 I remember this from... Idk six months ago even? Shit sure can take a while

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 21:52:24 2022 No.41933540 Is clownpiece allowed?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:06:53 2022 No.41933664 >>41933540 It is in general consensus (source: your mother) that Touhou girls are too cosplay-ish for this thread. Clownpiece is just a girl in a skinsuit, she should be posted in her own threads.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:07:57 2022 No.41933675 >>41933490 >the future you could have had Being alone on a Friday night?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:08:53 2022 No.41933683 Post your favorite kikimora pics please!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:08:56 2022 No.41933686 >>41933503 apparently they are "nerdy slime girl, vampire goth girl, preppy harpy, bratty but religious succubus, and a tomboy dragon girl" in a catholic school setting

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:09:33 2022 No.41933692 >>41933664 Dark mages and witches tho

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:10:24 2022 No.41933698
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>>41933664
>It is in general consensus (source: your mother) that Touhou girls are too cosplay-ish for this thread.
Huh? first time I'm hearing this. People only complained about ones that look like regular humans, nobody complains about Ran or Kagerou

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:14:04 2022 No.41933729 >>41933489 you think you have a choice in the matter?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:14:31 2022 No.41933734 >>41933698 I was thinking more Raisen and Tewi. I blame anon's mother for the incorrect consensus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:17:25 2022 No.41933755 >>41933729 Gow is gay

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:17:46 2022 No.41933758 >>41933698 I'd let her vore me

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:18:13 2022 No.41933763
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Videogames have set an unrealistic standard for young monsters. It used to be that a lizard could pick a fight with a town gaurd with only a year or two of training and fall in love with him. Nowadays young salamanders and lizards can't get off unless a boy has a multistage bossfight, dynamic soundtrack, 3 health bars, and can stunlock her into a 20+ hit air combo. I fear for today's youth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:23:19 2022 No.41933800 >>41933729 I'm not about to pluck out one of my eyes just to turn into a fatalistic pirate-wizard with corvids at my beck and call, no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:24:54 2022 No.41933815 >>41933800 you dont need to sacrifice any eyes, anon. your birds would probably cry if you did.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:25:04 2022 No.41933817 >>41933763 >Pic I'd be a serial hugger when it comes to salamanders. You think yetis are bad? You won't catch me for a single second not hugging a salamander

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:31:36 2022 No.41933874

>>41933763
>have a hammer bigger than me which i swing in huge arcs and destroy the scenery with, think that makes me pretty good
>i'm apparently a 3/10 in today's market and "need rollcatches and frame 1 reads for starters"
it's complete bullshit, i'm about ready to give up

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:33:25 2022 No.41933890 >>41931338 This is what happens when you leave Shogs without a master for too long. They start making humans and monsters just like them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:34:29 2022 No.41933899 >>41933763 >media raises monster girl standards >>41933874 >anons start getting desperate >>41933817 >eventually a anon breaks and becomes that bossfight through sheer desperation >media raises monster girl standards further

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:40:29 2022 No.41933931

>>41933899
No, I don't think you understand. I'm just going to go around town, especially the pubs, furnaces, and training grounds where salamanders can be found and just go around hugging them all. I see one; I hug. I won't let go until she throws me off. Then I go to the next one and hug, repeating the process until I get tired or until I get knocked out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:45:08 2022 No.41933958 >>41933763 i just toss hard into ground or yeet into the mountian, just dont see the need to use any more power

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:45:37 2022 No.41933960 >>41933874 You should start putting in delays of varying length to your wind-ups and have random speedups mid-swing. Don't forget to just like throw out knives or something every now and then to mix it up. they'll be all over you if you do that.

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:47:00 2022 No.41933971

>>41933931
exactly, that endurance is what these kinds of mamano like.
you think you will remain single on your second day of the hugging?
first day, sure its mostly the salamanders just wondering what you are doing. but on the second they will see your determination to hug.

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:49:22 2022 No.41933986

>>41933763
ma raised me to just ohko every sally with a finger flick to the chin as well deflect everything the same way, also told me to only use just enough power to knock out a sally and then leave her at her bed in the inn with a note saying you tried

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:50:45 2022 No.41933998

>>41933874
I'm just gonna go full cheese and do a dex poison build.
Oh sure, I don't have any fancy combos or huge health bar, but I can sure as hell make their health bar go down to zero.
That or I just give up and become a armor smith like dad used to tell me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:50:49 2022 No.41933999 >>41933675 It's what KC said but yeah I guess. There is a reason why he is so casual about the rape, I wouldn't complain either If some monster attached herself to my Trainwreck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:52:48 2022 No.41934014 File: 396 KB, 1482x2048, Fi4g8jXaAAE8rdp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41924288

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:54:06 2022 No.41934023 >>41933971 I won't be satisfied until all the salamanders have been hugged. I won't be satisfied until I reek of salamander. Daily. I start the day off with a shower. Then I go hugging. And I need to thoroughly reek of salamander.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:55:41 2022 No.41934034 File: 141 KB, 899x1200, 2829F667-4E85-4E6B-9FD5-870C676574CF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Local vampire offers you a cookie. Do you accept?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:57:50 2022 No.41934047 >>41934034 Mmmm Yummy coogie

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 22:58:58 2022 No.41934058 >>41934034 No thanks.

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 23:01:43 2022 No.41934076

>>41933960
i don't know, that feels almost dishonest
what if i dropped the hammer and switched to a barehanded fight with plenty of grapples partway through? i could throw pieces of the scenery, too
my only other idea is finding a girl who respects my style and would be up for becoming a duo boss with me

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 23:02:56 2022 No.41934086 >>41933763 Salamander are not worth my efforts, i will just close the dungeon to the public and fire everyone. My dungeon will be my cold and lonely tomb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 23:03:30 2022 No.41934091 >>41933383 Cute. Would chill with the queen of queens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 23:03:56 2022 No.41934096 >>41934034 Vampire are cunts so no, the cookie is certainly trapped

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 23:06:19 2022 No.41934112 >>41924373 they’re overrated but I think they’re more interesting than succubi

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 23:07:07 2022 No.41934115 >>41933348 She's an action figure.

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 23:17:54 2022 No.41934172

>>41934034
>>41934096
>take cookie
>eat it
>it was kinda go-
>heart starts racing
>jesus fuck what did she do to that cookie
>have to sit down
>WHAT DID SHE DO TO THAT COOKIE
>she goes to bite my hand for some blood
>two red geysers sprout from my hand
>see genuine concern on her face while im passing out
>wake up in a clinic
>nurse kiki says that my blood sugar was several thousand times above the safe limit, and to not take any more cookies from that vampire. she is known to do this and never learns her lesson. thinks that a hypersweet cookie will make blood taste good.
>her hands and are all bloody along with the front of her shirt
>think nothing of it, probably my blood
>but its strange, most kikis would have washed it off by now.
>while im walking home i see the vampire with blood all over her clothing and a black eye...
>as im connecting the dots she tricks another anon into eating a cookie
>before i can react (and before the boy can eat the cookie) the nurse kiki lunges at her from nowhere, knocks the cookie out of the boy's hand, and charges up a healing spell in her fist with a devilish grin
>now understand where the kiki's bloodstained appearance comes from and why she tolerates it.
>talk to some locals.
>apparently their rivalry has been going on for a few hundred years and that the vampire is a massive masochist.

Anonymous Thu Dec 1 23:20:59 2022 No.41934193
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>>41933763
Meanwhile there are ancient dragons who would be happy if a young adventurer tried a basic 3 hit combo on them. They'd be happy if he tried to fight them at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 23:34:02 2022 No.41934286 >>41934193 i just grapple them into a mating press

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 23:46:57 2022 No.41934394 Is it normal when Amazoness wife gives you jewelry?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 23:51:50 2022 No.41934425 >>41934193 >Dragons have cultivated their reputation about being so unbeatable and above it all that nobody even tries to hit on them >A dragon could count herself lucky if a man with even a half decent build and a few magic items tries to fight her

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 1 23:55:51 2022 No.41934451 >>41934425 >>41934193 imma just challenge her to the good old wrestling, no need to hit and strike, just grapple and pin

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 00:04:34 2022 No.41934493 File: 105 KB, 873x853, fsywuby7_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41932131 >her purse Anon...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 00:07:33 2022 No.41934512 >>41934193 big girls big hair big boobs that's what i like

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 00:12:05 2022 No.41934542 >>41934394 >Big Gf Gives you some animal bones that she has painstakingly crafted into some jewelry. Seems normal enough, she worked really hard on it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 00:15:14 2022 No.41934566 >>41934172 Cool cokimora

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 00:16:44 2022 No.41934574 >>41934493 i will make my haku teacher fall for me, even tho im failing her englush calss

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 00:25:07 2022 No.41934624

>>41934193
>Meanwhile there are ancient... They'd be happy if he tried to fight them at all.
hmm...
>"hagvill", generally a name for towns composed of old monsters that failed to find a man...
>but in recent years what was once a sad definition of a town has become a thriving hub where old monsters are able to get their happily ever after due to the genius idea of one tanuki
>many young adventurers are in over their head and get in life threatening situations.
>because of this the adventurer guild that ms. nuki manages is often under a PR crisis.
>one day one of her old friend's asked her to send someone over to hagvill to deliver carrots, the harvest was poor this year.
>suddenly ms. nuki was struck with inspiration
>instead of letting the young adventurers go to the depths of some dungeon that touches on an abyss monster realm, they would be sent to a hagvill to "fight" one of the old monsters that matches up to their class.
>the old ladies have plenty of experience and can tank the hits extremely well.
>not to mention how most were fighters and adventurers in one way or another too. not just your average dragon warrior, but you have fox mages and harpy healers for example.
>additionally, the experience from all the old monsters can be taught to the younger generations so it isnt lost knowledge
>and to top it all off the motherly nature of the old ladies is perfect for the young, mostly underage, adventurers that get in over their head.
>everything considered, this arrangement benefits everyone.

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 00:27:06 2022 No.41934644

>>41934624
and a transcript from one of the more recent matchups...
>adventurer "halt, ms kitsune. i have been sent by the guild to put a end to your devilish terror!"
>fox "oh? oh! you're from the guild. i was told by my friends that a sweet little boy was coming for me today."
>A "i am anything but sweet, fowl beast! prepare to be sealed once again."
>F "my my how old are you? you look about 14. and your aura says the same. what a poor little boy. it must have been a hard trip for a orphan."
>A "silence! i will not be treated this way by a old witch with gray tails. prepare for my most devastating fireball"
>F "well, it cant be helped. do your worst..."
> 0.01 damage
>A "h-huh? the guild said that you were at my level. why do you have a raid boss health bar? im out of here!"
>F "ah, not so fast little one. let me look through your bag."
>A "hey let me go from this spell! im sorry, please dont hurt me"
>F "you used all your rations to get here and are starving."
>A "w-well i have a INT build ms. kitsune. i cant carry much..."
>F "i suppose there is no choice."
>A "p-please dont imprison me"
>F "now why would i do that? im going to cook you a nice warm meal and then start dusting off my old magic books"
>A "..."
>F "oh dont be like that, you getting here in one piece is already something of incredible luck. i cannot, will not let you go back out into the wild without some training. do you understand?"
>A "but..."
>[the next ten minutes have been removed as its just the old fox sweet talking the little boy, along with sharing her experiences of being a young taillet fox that would often get tossed around by boss monsters as they stole the males from her party one by one until her adventuring party had to be closed due to having less than two members. which ended her adventuring career]
>F "so again, do you understand?
>A "yes, i will spend the next few years living and training under your care."
>F "what a good little boy. im releasing the spell now, i want you to hold my hand while we walk to your new home."
>F "oh, and one more thing"
>A "yeah?"
>F "once you are ready we'll go on a grand adventure, just me and you. it would help these old bones to get out for a while... and settle a few old grudges, but we'll talk about that later."
>A "ok ms kitsune!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 00:36:46 2022 No.41934698 My shog has apparently taken on the form of a dragon and now seeks to built a castle for me, how do I tell her it is not in her nature or to keep doing it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 00:37:23 2022 No.41934702 >>41934644 >fowl beast But she's vulpine, not fowl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 00:38:23 2022 No.41934711 >>41934644 i'd be most likely have to be kept on a leash by my teacher lest i go do something very stupid

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 00:39:57 2022 No.41934723 >>41934702 exactly, you think that fox can let that little boy go when he cant even get basic terminology right? and he has a int build!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 00:40:20 2022 No.41934725 >>41934702 Nobody expects to find a meaty, high level Cockatrice in Hagville.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 00:41:53 2022 No.41934730 >>41934725 imma catch that meaty old chicken, and i aint stopping till i do

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 00:43:57 2022 No.41934738 File: 610 KB, 708x900, 1444606296750.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41934725 Imagine the impending sexual violence visited upon you by an elder jubjub.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 01:09:04 2022 No.41934845 Are you man enough to take on a jubjub? Are you man enough to take on three jubjubs? Are you mad enough to take on TEN jubjubs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 01:12:19 2022 No.41934863 >>41934845 Reminder that there's no such thing as a tree with pink, fluffy leaves, even in Wonderland. Such 'trees' are home to many Jubjubs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 01:13:21 2022 No.41934872 >>41934738 >jubjub >in hagvill would be be the MGE equivalent of a crazy old lady? no man for so long for a species that needs it...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 01:15:17 2022 No.41934887 >>41934845 More than one and they get highly aggressive towards each other, since only one at a time can be attached to your dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 01:16:41 2022 No.41934892 File: 143 KB, 966x1443, FiZ53mTaUAA9U5h.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 01:28:26 2022 No.41934981 File: 112 KB, 316x338, 6885fbb12e6a4df14c6c077bb024bd9b1cff26fb_s2_n2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41924288 ded

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 01:29:42 2022 No.41934984 File: 88 KB, 1000x1000, 1572844650753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 01:31:02 2022 No.41934993 >>41934887 Doppelganger potion is a must. >>41934981 >12 minutes

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 01:39:34 2022 No.41935055 File: 377 KB, 626x885, 43818465_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 01:39:45 2022 No.41935057 >>41934845 I can't even last more than a minute or two in bed because porn addiction hit me hard and fast in my youth so no.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 01:40:49 2022 No.41935064 File: 507 KB, 3148x2893, il1ykkO9_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to explain to monsters that kissing under a mistle toe is more of a joke than something that has to happen this holiday season.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 01:44:12 2022 No.41935088 >>41935057 it's okay they have venom for that

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 01:50:19 2022 No.41935131

>>41934425
>>41934193
>dragon takes the seat next to you at the bar
>move down a few seats because that's her territory now and you don't feel like being incinerated
>she moves with you
>repeat the process again
>get up and go to a booth because she clearly doesn't want you at the bar at all
>she comes over to sit next to you in the booth, trapping you there

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 01:51:45 2022 No.41935142 File: 364 KB, 2120x1572, FB0-xz5VIAgzIgW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 01:54:25 2022 No.41935164 >>41935131 Clearly the entire bar is her turf. Better go home.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:00:22 2022 No.41935208 Are you afraid that your future young son could be kidnapped by an adult monster?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:02:14 2022 No.41935222 File: 1.07 MB, 900x1200, CB1ABFD9-6108-48FE-94C6-41B5B903217B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are so many dragons soft and flabby?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:03:05 2022 No.41935234 >>41935208 don't have a son. ez

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:03:14 2022 No.41935235 >>41935131 >bar tender just watching this silly musical chairs >she wants to scream at them to just fuck but she doesn't want to clean up again >is glad she has a hubby already and not be reduced to this

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:09:09 2022 No.41935279 >>41935208 More afraid of him ending in the sabbath, that's why I'm getting a babysitter from the onee-sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:09:20 2022 No.41935282 File: 1.77 MB, 3184x2380, Beyond The Sea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:10:29 2022 No.41935295 >>41935208 I'd be more concerned about my future son being taken by Sabbath as an adult.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:10:30 2022 No.41935296 >>41935208 No, I'm going to ensure my sons have childhood friends to kidnap them instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:11:33 2022 No.41935308 File: 289 KB, 923x1280, 1519101862900.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41935296 This. It is your duty as a father to set up your son with his childhood friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:12:03 2022 No.41935311 >>41935308 t. Dragoon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:12:52 2022 No.41935321 >>41935311 dragoons are BASED

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:14:46 2022 No.41935333

>>41935235
>>41935164
>Anon flops over the table to run to the other side of the bar
>dragon chases him
>Anon decided enough is enough
>sprints out of the bar and drives off
>dragon stands outside watching him go
>comes back inside
>"He'll be back."
>Anon doesn't come back
>by the end of the night, the drunken dragon is ranting about how much of a tease he is
>drunkenly flies away to go find him and teach him a lesson

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:15:25 2022 No.41935336 >>41935208 big fat dowries

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:18:32 2022 No.41935372 File: 234 KB, 1996x1160, 17845698654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41935208 No, no it's not kidnapping. It's a political marriage! Gotta make those alliances after all, even if it's to an older woman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:22:02 2022 No.41935403 >>41935333 >drinking and flying she's gonna end up in anon's bushes, with only her ass and tail sticking out

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:28:33 2022 No.41935450

>>41935131
life must suck being a monster that doesnt fit the stereotype for your species.
>be a relatively young and chubby neet dragon
>have your own castle
>hoard is simply information for you to delight yourself with
>walls are completely lined with bookshelves, enough literature of all types to make even the grandest loyal library look like a beginner collection.
>also have a massive databank that can hold not just the entirety of MGE internet, but the entirety of earth internet for when portals open.
>made a automaton to scavenge the internet, television channels, radio stations, pretty much everything electronic for new data to store
>she also attempts to recreate lost media and books based off of whats present already. pretty proud for making her.
>also got lucky with the genetic lottery, have human hands that are incredibly rare for your species. makes what you do much easier...
>and a few automaton maids to help keep all the books dusted, tidy, and in top condition.
>but mom wants you to go find a male to continue the bloodline, pesters you once a month about it because all of your automatons have found men,
>they hang out with you a lot while the maidbots are working but are ultimately already taken so thats not an option. you've also officially hired them as servants to also help upkeep the castle. more of a maintenance crew really
>they all have friends that like dragons, but the tough ones. wont take a softie like you.
>go out to nearby village
>everybody runs away due to terror. a dragon this large MUST be a relentless hunter.
>nobody stops to notice that your body is spoiled and hasnt worked hard a single day in your life. whenever heavy lifting needs to be done you use magic.
>swear you can even hear a "AHHHH BIG FAT VORE MONSTER" among screams

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:32:12 2022 No.41935475 >>41935372 I want a goblin harem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:36:13 2022 No.41935522 File: 207 KB, 821x1021, 1644403250982.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The joke is on the monster delinquents. I'm into their brand of bullying

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:40:27 2022 No.41935547 File: 372 KB, 2000x1500, 15413078534700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41935475 Okay but they're a handful and you'll have to keep them in line.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:40:51 2022 No.41935549 File: 647 KB, 1197x2619, 4553C258-2BCE-491A-935A-E6F228280AE1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Love monkey, worship monkey, breed monkey

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:43:06 2022 No.41935570 What's the global population of monster girls in the monster girl world? Like, 1,500,000 monsters in total? Meanwhile there's 60,000,000,000 human men who are getting lonely...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:44:15 2022 No.41935580 >>41935547 do monsters actually like the "helmet and regular clothes" look? it might help if they can't see how flustered you are or how incapable you are of maintaining eye contact

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:45:25 2022 No.41935594 >>41935580 The gothic plate stays on during sex. No exceptions

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:49:24 2022 No.41935619

>>41934193
>>41934425
>Be one of the haughtiest and strongest species in MGE
>Waiting for a knight worth his salt will come around to marry you any day now
>300 years pass, not one knight even bothers to try and challenge you
>Ok, maybe just a soldier that doesn't run from you will be enough
>300 more years pass
>O-ok maybe just an amateur adventurer that's too dumb to run from me
>300 more years pass
>Knights and adventurers don't even exist anymore as society has modernized
>Realize literally every male on earth is either scared of you, or is already taken
>Desperation sets in
>mfw

Femcel dragon meme is the best lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:50:45 2022 No.41935628 File: 2.35 MB, 4000x5000, HAVE SEX WITH ME.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41935619 Forgot image

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:53:15 2022 No.41935647 Bicorns actually prefer their men loyal like all monsters. Loyal to the harem that is, and no one beyond it. Human women are probably the real fetishists for it since they probably like watching their men get fucked by the SVCCVBVS.

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 02:59:22 2022 No.41935690
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>>41935647
Wait a fucking minute, I just realized... do you think there would be a lot of cases of monstergirls "stealing" men from human women? Think about it, they can sense things like lust, attraction, love, so they'd probably be able to tell if a man is getting taken for a ride by a woman that's just using him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 03:05:33 2022 No.41935732 >>41935619 i exist to drag that old dragon out her musty coomcave into the light by force, i spec'd all into str and drank lots of wurm milk just so i can fuck some old dragons

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 03:10:52 2022 No.41935770 >>41935690 Sounds to me like a justifiable reason for a monster to steal a man from a human woman.

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 03:12:47 2022 No.41935795

>>41935690
>Woman clearly abusing man
Monster girl in question gives guy choice of leaving his wife or monsterizing her for some corrective “therapy”. From there the monster girl leaves the new couple happy that she made the world a better place or sticks around making sure wifey doesn’t act up again as a second wife

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 03:17:52 2022 No.41935829 >>41935795 I'm not necessarily saying married women, but just fiances or girlfriends.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 03:37:12 2022 No.41935926 File: 454 KB, 1861x1312, youwantedanexclusive.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41929940 >>41930003 >>41930139

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 03:39:15 2022 No.41935935 >>41935926 whats going on under that coat shes looking a little too red for something wholesome

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 03:42:36 2022 No.41935942 >>41935935 its anon's coat and she is sniffing it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 03:45:59 2022 No.41935952 >>41935926 Rata-chan is at her cutest when she has a light dusting of snow on her tail, like icing sugar on a cake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 03:58:21 2022 No.41936010 File: 911 KB, 2742x4096, Fi0gkPZVUAEWkLH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So this is the well known Griella Sabbath's Medicae Servitor? Yeah this sure looks professionally done and sterile. And totally not filthy and UNSANITZED.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 03:58:48 2022 No.41936013 >>41935064 >Hellwan wife bursts into the house wearing nothing but mistletoe. I don't think she will accept that explanation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 04:08:17 2022 No.41936055 What's a usual casual outfit for a dwarf to wear?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 04:21:56 2022 No.41936101 File: 118 KB, 858x1032, vacaloba.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 04:24:27 2022 No.41936112 >>41936013 Just calmly and firmly explain things to her while you try and stealthily get a hold of a newspaper or spray bottle

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 05:22:34 2022 No.41936317 >>41934738 I would most definitely sniff jubjub breath

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 05:30:53 2022 No.41936341

>>41933444
They prefer it but it's not as if you can't change back and do things. Mindflaayer for example:
> The husband's squid transformation is reversible, and he can return to being human or change into a squid whenever he likes.
>Of course they do it in human form as well, but while they are fine with being teased by a squid in front of other people, they're shy about doing it with their husband in human form in front of others, and for some reason, it seems they try to hide it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 05:36:12 2022 No.41936358 >>41935926 got to cling to that tail for warmth. i'm sure she'll understand

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 05:55:20 2022 No.41936427

>>41935732
>anon fights a old dragon
>while she was out of practice for a long time it was still a fair and fun fight for her
>word gets out
>suddenly any dragon thats been locked up in a neet cave due to loneliness has found her way to anon's door. "just for a small sparring session!"
>anon ends up slowly amassing a dragon "harem"
>the love revitalizing the girls and their strength
>but anon doesnt really want a harem as large as this, the other dragons understand this so they dont rush to add themselves to his harem mark
>one day a order raid is called on anon's massive castle that has been built by the hundreds of dragons that wanted to fight a man
>order platoon arrives, composed of a few thousand men
>a wicked smile crosses the faces of anon and his true single digit harem when they come into sight
>orders the other dragons to imprison the entire platoon
>in the following week the castle and its surroundings become known as dragon's roost, with dragons officially moving into the town built up around the castle.
>a dent has barely been made on the captured order soldiers too
>a arena is built.
>whenever a dragon wants a boyfriend, she can pick one from the captured soldiers.
>from there the man has to fight her in the arena. the outcome is either the dragon taking home the brave man... or the man getting a dragon train ran on him before being tossed back into his cell if he decides to not fight.
>anon is now the commander of a massive dragon army, leader of a small and powerful city, savior of what will be thousands of lonely dragons, and has a giant castle with some of the most ancient and badass dragons by his side
>all because he wanted to go wrestle some old dragoncels

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 05:57:56 2022 No.41936438 >>41936055 Sturdy helmet with a light attached Woolly sox Not sure if there's anything between

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Anonymous Fri Dec 2 06:20:31 2022 No.41936530

You're in a room with a tile ceiling, a wooden door that's locked, and two reinforced windows. You've got a bucket of body oil, a baseball bat, a rope, and some pepper spray. There're multiple mamono attempting to break into your room and rape you, and one trying to "rescue" you.

In the ceiling is a cait sith scurrying around; it's only a matter of time before she breaks in.
Pounding down the door is a soldier beetle. There's a 50/50 shot either her or the cait sith gets in first.
At the raised window is a troll under the influence of the sunlight, coomerbrained, banging on the window, going on about all the /d/egenerate things she's going to do to you if you don't open it up and come with her. And yes, truly /d/ stuff.
At the regular window is a unicorn telling you she'll carry you to safety if you ride her, but for some reason her one hand is out of view, her arm moving in a motion that'd suggest she's rubbing something below she waist.

Now, you can sit in the room and take your chance either the sith or beetle gets in and accept your fate. You can let one of the girls in or run off with one. Or you can attempt an escape with the materials provided. What's your plan, Anon E Moose?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 06:22:01 2022 No.41936535 >>41935926 That snow Rata does have some cushioning, doesn't she?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 06:22:12 2022 No.41936537 File: 254 KB, 2047x922, FbKlrHQUcAE58dL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this week's Weekly Raid Boss is the Female Sci-Fi MagiTech Sorceress with her dwarf star powered MagiTech staff

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 06:24:32 2022 No.41936549 >>41936530 take the soldier beetle and fly away

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 06:28:26 2022 No.41936565 File: 1.41 MB, 1165x1144, 1YI2Rcd0_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41936530 I'll take my chances with ms. unicorn

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 06:31:13 2022 No.41936575 >>41936530 >furry bullshit >actual good girl >potentially good girl ruined with /d/ bullshit >implied gay bullshit Damn, what a difficult choice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 06:35:56 2022 No.41936588 File: 50 KB, 200x200, 1664383661082660.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41936530 I call upon the power of hebi to save me from these whores

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 06:56:25 2022 No.41936639 >>41935926 >snow rata is well adjusted traversing the deep snow >Anon is not >walks just far enough ahead to keep her tail just out of reach while she asks him questions

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 07:00:53 2022 No.41936646 >>41936427 Mans being tortured, yeah really great faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 07:03:37 2022 No.41936653 >>41936530 Rope, neck, ceiling or oil, fire, beetle. Wouldn't need that if you hadn't shoehorn a furry shit

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 07:03:56 2022 No.41936654

>>41935403
>Anon is in the shower
>hears what sounds like a truck smash through his house
>throws a towel on and runs downstairs to see what happened
>dragon is on his front lawn in front of the hole she just put in his living room wall
>she's on her hands and knees vomiting fire onto his hydrangeas
>wipes off her mouth on the back of her arm and belches
>looks at Anon
>walks up to him and tears the towel off
>drags him back inside
>mind flayer has to fish out the memory of losing her virginity because she was too drunk to remember it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 07:05:01 2022 No.41936658 >>41936639 That's a good way to get grab and use as a living fluffy warm blanket. Do miss rata do it in purpose ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 07:08:30 2022 No.41936666 >>41936646 Tortured is not the right word but yeah being beaten by dragon and put back on a ceil everyday is quite harsh

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 07:09:29 2022 No.41936670 >>41936654 >she's on her hands and knees vomiting fire onto his hydrangeas dumb dragon is getting thrown in the drunk tank

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 07:11:29 2022 No.41936674 >>41936670 >Burning my garden Dragon need violent rape correction immediately

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 07:13:11 2022 No.41936677 >>41935926 Snow Rata really fills that coat out, I bet White Horn-san had a fun time taking measurements!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 07:14:20 2022 No.41936679 >>41935926 >You wanted an exclusive I will save your pic and reuse it now, thanks

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 07:19:15 2022 No.41936690

>>41936646
>>41936666
thats not what i implied at all you faggots
if the man doesnt make the first move in the fight after a long enough time, a group of dragoncels that have held onto their lust for too long will have their way with him for a little bit before putting him back into the cell. but if the man makes the first move the lonely dragon that picked him will instantly fall for him.
how you got torture out of that im not sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 07:22:05 2022 No.41936701 >>41936690 >Dragon train ran on him I took too literally also weird, what do you mean by getting their way and being put back in cell ? they don't get married after ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 07:26:09 2022 No.41936708 >>41936677 >snow rata talking about her date with anon later while getting measured >white horn-san is smiling and nodding but her eyes are shooting daggers at rata

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 07:31:25 2022 No.41936717 >>41936708 I can take a deer too, rata are short anyway. a rata + a deer = 2 normal size humanoids and z lot of comfy hugging while watching the snow slowly building up...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 07:48:35 2022 No.41936761 I just want to take a monster on a date to a drive in movie theater and then be completely dense to any attempts to start what usually happens in the cars at those

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 07:50:39 2022 No.41936764 File: 2.46 MB, 2000x2000, 1638625455219.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yellowtits are probably nesting in the gutter of my roof. I can hear them.

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 08:18:15 2022 No.41936855
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>Holy relic found in green realms thanks to villager's informations
>Hidden in chest, deep in a forest dungeon
>She has taken the form of a weirdly colored cat
>Villagers reacted strangely when I announced the success of my holy quest
>One even said "You should lay this holy cat on your big altar"
>Didn't understood what he meant but the relic turn red and irradiated a new aura
>She helps with directions and cooking
>She even ward off most monsters
>To be fair, they're no real monsters in those green realms, only nice and helpful peasants with strange forms
>Some would say that this place is a heaven compared to the order's territory
>Not allowed to indulge in this heretic thinking but i will stay in this village until my debt is paid
>They need some training to defend themselves from real monsters
>Maybe i will even stay here for good and declared this land blessed by the chief goddess
>After all those are the holy relic advices
>She also said that I should create new little holy relics from her
>Once again, she turned red and had a weird aura
>I need further research with the local priest on duplication, maybe it's a old miracle spell

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 08:20:52 2022 No.41936861 >>41936855 >tfw you will never be an Order knight honor bound to stay and protect a monstergirl village due to their generous hospitality

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 08:36:53 2022 No.41936920 >>41936653 Furry wife love u

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 09:06:05 2022 No.41937067

>Get stuck in Ms. Echidna’s dungeon
>Can't find the werewolf key to get pass the werewolf door
>Seek guidance through the soapstone scrawlings on the wall
>Try thrusting
>Amazing chest ahead
>Try tongue but hole
>Ambush behind
>Amazing behind
Does the guild enforce the use of esoteric messages because I don’t get what they want me to do

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 09:07:47 2022 No.41937077 >>41936855 There is a ceremony they should perform before making new relics. Family and friends are expected to be present. >>41937067 >Don't give up, fatty.

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 09:30:52 2022 No.41937152

>>41937067
>Visions of happiness...
>I can't take this...
>You must accept fatty.
I'm sorry anon, your choices are to read a light novel length wiki page or roam around for a few hours longer before you end up in a new area. However getting lost for a while does endear you to a few bosses so it'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 09:37:26 2022 No.41937181 >>41937067 Bully Echidnas by bringing a Wand of Digging and a Wand of Teleport with you and completing the dungeon in under a minute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 09:40:14 2022 No.41937200 >Echidna hard mode >She starts using some of the truesure weapons you came here for

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 09:59:02 2022 No.41937278 File: 377 KB, 862x1200, val.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] designated isekai protag

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 10:03:07 2022 No.41937291 File: 375 KB, 1444x2048, DRCxxSV9_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41937278 DESIGNATED REVERSE RAPE STREET

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 10:03:45 2022 No.41937295

>>41936537
>challenge gremlin boss
>not sure what gadgets she's packing but you're packing an EMP generator that can disable any electronics within in half mile radius
>she pulls out a double barrelled shotgun
If they think you're crude, go technical. If they think you're technical, go crude.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 10:08:37 2022 No.41937322 >>41937291 Jinko should be in my bed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 10:10:37 2022 No.41937330 File: 927 KB, 1600x1200, 1636887664187.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't forget to wash your willy

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 10:12:41 2022 No.41937340
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>>41937291
>See signage posted
>DESIGNATED REVERSE RAPE STREET
>Better find another way around, not ready to get hitched yet
>Find another street
>DESIGNATED FORCED INTERCOURSE AVENUE
>This one is a no-go too, it's getting late, need to get home
>DESIGNATED HUMAN SUBJUGATION BLVD
>nope
>DESIGNATED NONCONSENSUAL INSEMINATION WAY
>No
>DESIGNATED ABDUCTION SIDEWALK
>Definitely not
>MALE DOMINATION DETOUR ROUTE
>Never getting home, it seems
>Totally not a trap alley, ignore the scratch marks and poor lighting, please.
>OH hey this one looks promising!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 10:14:45 2022 No.41937348 >>41937340 >he walks the streets, therefore he's a streetwalker i.e. male whore This is what you get for not learning parkour

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 10:23:28 2022 No.41937375 >>41937291 >thought you were going to be the isekai hero >thought you would get to use your crazy isekai powers and level 999 gear. >nope, pussy pussy addict in the first hour

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 10:26:53 2022 No.41937388 >>41937375 That's the fate of every internet idiot complaining about MGE being too heavy on sex or the fags having mental breakdowns over Druella and Sasha

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 10:28:49 2022 No.41937400 >>41937200 >truesure Ms. Haku is dead, and you killed her anon. I hope you are happy

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 10:31:21 2022 No.41937408 >>41937340 >>DESIGNATED REVERSE RAPE STREET So in this context reverse rape in Monster Girl City must mean guys raping monster girls.Thus I must be totally safe from being raped

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 10:33:30 2022 No.41937422 File: 896 KB, 794x1200, 1611888109975.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41937278 >>41937375 hehe

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 10:39:19 2022 No.41937446
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>>41937422
>valk is corrupted from the start and doesn't even try to hide it
>"ehehe I think I was supposed to guide you to your destiny or some boring crap like that, but let's skip to the good parts right away"

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 10:40:27 2022 No.41937452
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>>41934193
>dragons lonely for many many years
>feeling old, miserable
>no one coming for them, males run away in fear
>sudden influx of Monster Hunter players isekai'd
>all of them chasing after every single ancient and rare dragon they possibly can
>going to great lengths to "document" all their physical and behavioural traits
>percentage of single dragons plummets

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 11:10:40 2022 No.41937600 >>41937446 don't think I'd trust a strange lady like this

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 11:12:11 2022 No.41937608 >>41937452 With the necklace of pairing being a thing, I wonder how a dragon react to a man wanting an entire armor set with a matching weapon made of her old scales and claws.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 11:12:39 2022 No.41937610 >>41937600 Isekai peer pressure is a hell of a drug. You'd latch onto the first matango to be your anchor in the new world. Unfortunately for you she didn't tell you the anchor was literal and forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 11:14:49 2022 No.41937619 >>41937600 >sexy blue skinned lady in lingerie >don't think I'd trust a strange lady like this You say that now, but you know your dick will take over and you'll start making excuses for her shady appearance

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 11:16:13 2022 No.41937629 >>41935308 Hime cut!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 11:20:04 2022 No.41937659 >>41937452 >going to great lengths to "document" all their physical and behavioural traits That'll be me, going to strongly insist that they let me take measurements of their tails and claws.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 11:24:07 2022 No.41937687 File: 1.13 MB, 852x480, 1642582650278.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41937659 Just be careful with measuring their tails, especially weight and diameter. Things may get awkward

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 11:32:11 2022 No.41937734 >>41937687 >BIG >MEATY >THUMP I require a scientific, psychological, explanation

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 11:35:36 2022 No.41937748 >>41937687 With fat being stored in the tail, you can tell immediately when a Dragon has been eating well. Point it out at your own risk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 11:37:47 2022 No.41937765 File: 160 KB, 728x1032, hug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] beware the headless

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 11:37:58 2022 No.41937766 >>41937748 >other girls get chubby and require sex/exercise to burn the fat and stay in shape >dragons just get meatier tails this is cheating especially if you assume the tail easily regrows

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 11:58:06 2022 No.41937886

>>41937748
>Dragons in a region meet up, to discuss things like treasure, knights and show off the tributes various villages give them.
>One recently acquired a famous chef as a husband
>The others can't help but notice how massive and fat her tail has started to get since then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 11:58:23 2022 No.41937888 File: 67 KB, 700x950, ae19da36487a9dd0f9cc2572e74c5ad8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41937687 the only real shame is that grea tends to keep her hair short

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:17:31 2022 No.41938028 test

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:20:27 2022 No.41938043 File: 123 KB, 763x836, 1651929769704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41938028 you've failed

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:21:51 2022 No.41938050 >>41938043 but did I? my test was to find an old lady and ms haku is one

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:22:15 2022 No.41938054 >>41938043 Oh no, it's old hag haku-san!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:22:56 2022 No.41938058 >>41938043 foolish learn cow, the only thing behind that door is jubjub flu mixed with moth dust

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:25:58 2022 No.41938078 File: 1.63 MB, 3473x4093, Fishurei_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fish

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:27:58 2022 No.41938092 aight since i dont think anyone say my pic heres an ild but gold dragon i drew right before i went to sleep yesterday https://i.imgur.com/I4yno0D.png

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:34:22 2022 No.41938132 >>41938092 I've seen it and regret everything

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:35:57 2022 No.41938150 >>41938132 k, was it the venus shaped body, or the fact i gave up on hands? cuase i made in something like 45 mins which is a first for me

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:36:50 2022 No.41938164 >41938092 This is what hagfags ACTUALLY enjoy

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:37:42 2022 No.41938168 File: 3.96 MB, 1625x1412, d01dc77794a4f36d135502e1843add9e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41938078 Snek

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:38:13 2022 No.41938174 >>41938150 >>41938132 i think its the wrinkles on the face im assuming?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:42:59 2022 No.41938206 >>41938168 whats with the glum look?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:48:16 2022 No.41938249 >>41938092 Wrinkles are one thing, but those things make her /d/-tier

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:49:05 2022 No.41938258 >>41938249 the wrinkles? or massive tits and overall venus body?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:50:53 2022 No.41938272 >>41938249 meant to say those thighs >>41938258 big tits are good and venus body is fine, it's just that the thighs were taken too far and into /d/ hyper fetish territory.

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:51:47 2022 No.41938280

>>41938150
I'm just not attracted to it. It's just a giant low detail sketch of something I doubt many people here are into. At least if it was more actualized anons would be able to make a better guess on whether they like it instead of going off the default position of not liking it. I will say that the lack of an action pose doesn't do it many favors.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:52:56 2022 No.41938287 File: 986 KB, 1181x1400, ;p;odarl,age.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41938164 Preach, brother.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:53:16 2022 No.41938288 >>41938272 k, i just cant help myself, anon >>41938280 k, it was done like twice, cause the first smaller version of it was destoryed when CSP crashed

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:56:17 2022 No.41938305 >>41938288 If you can't resist making uncanny massive thighs remember to at least add cellulite That's what haggers like, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:57:17 2022 No.41938311 >>41938305 i know what can i and cant do here in terms of art. and thats truly one of them

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:57:54 2022 No.41938322 File: 602 KB, 1280x720, 1666788452291814.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw a vampire is watching you sleep

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 12:58:33 2022 No.41938328 >>41938322 It's only fair, I watch her when she's asleep too

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 13:17:31 2022 No.41938517 >>41938287 She looks like she teases the party's human fighter each day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 13:27:44 2022 No.41938603 Old dragons do jazzercise to lose some lbs

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 13:27:58 2022 No.41938609 File: 586 KB, 900x1200, 1667502502017841.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41938517 I would watch a vampire hag

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 13:28:45 2022 No.41938615 >>41938609 Anon, that face is way too western for here

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 13:29:00 2022 No.41938619 File: 371 KB, 2048x2009, 1582977363799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41938609 meant to reply to >>41938322

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 13:31:53 2022 No.41938644 >>41938615 I have seen way more western stuff being posted here with nobody caring. Come on now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 13:33:03 2022 No.41938654 >>41938644 What you can and cannot post depends on what gatekeeper is awake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 13:33:47 2022 No.41938660 >>41938644 Mostly due to the fact people ignored it but it ain’t really all that welcome here

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 13:35:00 2022 No.41938672
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If we have to go with extreme proportions I'd rather have something like this: https://files.catbox.moe/i9tvht.png I just want a tall, busty, 20-30 looking (grey or white hair exempt because anime hair colors), fully developed (monster) woman not a little girl or some overripe caricature or whatever the hell that thing earlier was supposed to be.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 13:35:08 2022 No.41938674 >>41938644 It depends on the style, robutts for example is western and I've never seen anyone complain. That said, that pic is fine except for the face really. Body is good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 13:37:56 2022 No.41938696 >>41938092 >The fluo blue lipstick >Bug pot of lard >The wrinkles No, please don't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 13:38:29 2022 No.41938702 >>41938674 That’s what I’m taking about, the face everything else is okay in my books

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 13:42:16 2022 No.41938735 >>41938696 Got it, when I get off the toliet, i’ll make her get on a trend mill but some of the wrinkles are staying as well as the lipstick, as gonna make her do some jazzercise with some tiny weights

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 13:43:01 2022 No.41938742 File: 29 KB, 717x1017, Gazer1614.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >hagfags lol lmao even

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 13:44:55 2022 No.41938757 >>41938742 Gazer is just mad she can't be a cow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 13:50:21 2022 No.41938809 >>41938742 Miss jabber looks a little too happy to fail gazer chan

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 13:53:08 2022 No.41938842 >>41938742 Been thinking about pink haired girls lately.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 13:54:17 2022 No.41938852 >>41937340 ! !

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 13:59:39 2022 No.41938912

>>41938603
>take a quest to investigate the massive jets of fire that have been emerging from a nearby mountain for the last few weeks
>you don't need any directions to find the source, the flares are visible from miles away
>nobody could tell you what's causing them or why, but it's clearly a very powerful and dangerous monster
>turns out it's just a chubby NEET dragon trying to literally burn off some calories

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:02:09 2022 No.41938937 >>41938912 >Show her a better exercise to lose weight >in the bed >But she still chubby, cant give up the twinkies

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:04:01 2022 No.41938959 >>41938619 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PPEZxVEgjk

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:15:25 2022 No.41939069 >>41938912 Must be closely related to wurms

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:17:22 2022 No.41939091 File: 402 KB, 1164x1731, Fi9LO-7VsAA6s6H.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:19:08 2022 No.41939108 >>41939091 too skinny for me

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:24:19 2022 No.41939159 >>41938912 >Hear of a place where theres lots of earthquakes for some reason, go to the origin point >Its a lone jabber doing jazzercise >before you run back to the town >You are caught by her

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:29:36 2022 No.41939211 >>41939159 who knew jabbers could run?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:30:56 2022 No.41939223 >>41939211 its more like she speed walk towards anon and picked him by the back of the shirt since she is way taller

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:31:07 2022 No.41939227 File: 1.30 MB, 4096x2304, Fi-McIvaYAAfrtQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>41924288

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:35:10 2022 No.41939263 >>41939227 are you having fun with this anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:36:28 2022 No.41939275 what is a jabberwocks favorite food, a. cake b.sheperd pie c.carne asada d. fried chicken e. every food

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:38:11 2022 No.41939292 File: 929 KB, 3400x2824, FiAbuiYXwAEFrEM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:39:49 2022 No.41939303 >>41939275 spotted dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:40:33 2022 No.41939313 >>41939303 the pudding, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:43:24 2022 No.41939340 >>41939313 yeah probably

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:45:00 2022 No.41939355 >>41939340 what d o you mean probal- oh god shes spotted me, fuck i should never have taken that quest to get her cak-OH LORD PLEAS E MMHMHMMMMEM

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:50:10 2022 No.41939411 >>41939227 I would buy one of these buy 50 each is kinda pricey.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:50:19 2022 No.41939412 >>41939275 jabberwock's favorite pie is the cream pie. and her favorite candy bar is Old Dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:51:05 2022 No.41939422 >>41939412 ITS YOUNG WIENER!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 14:51:16 2022 No.41939425 >>41939227 >You will never have a harem of bicorns that constantly get stuck in a loop of "after you"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 15:02:14 2022 No.41939512 >tfw ywn play with your bicorn auntie and her freinds in bed

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 15:09:28 2022 No.41939556

>>41939512
>come home late
>auntie bicorn decided to pay you a visit while you were out
>and she brought friends
>there's a bottle of wine on the table
>several of them, in fact
>decide to bail out for your own safety
>the door has mysteriously jammed
>at the same time it hits you, your whole apartment reeks of wine and horny middle-aged women
>this is going to be a long night

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 15:16:34 2022 No.41939607 >>41939557 >white hair Oh god, she knows my weakness!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 15:18:24 2022 No.41939627 File: 822 KB, 1272x1629, f7733f27f549ecc705994f44f01c2894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Dec 2 15:19:02 2022 No.41939632

>>41939556
>attempt to go into your room and tell auntie that you need to study
>Lock the door
>Nope, no use, she knows you aint studying in your room and her wurm friend busts down the door
>Her tipsy bogie freind from her college days comes into your room and clumsy starts snuggling you

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 15:35:44 2022 No.41939717 >>41938660 stfu narcissistic retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 15:38:17 2022 No.41939733 imagine trying to start shit way after the fact, can you imagine going so low but aside from that, eros said we aint got creme skinned monsters left we only got choco and all the better colors left

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