/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>41913720
OFFICIAL GUIDE:
https://tatsumoto.neocities.org/
Resources:
https://tatsumoto.neocities.org/blog/resources.html
Read more. and listen!
IGNORE Animecards and Moeway spam.
IGNORE Animecards and Moeway spam.

Please don't spam or advertise.

>>41913720
Here's some facts about l*rnjapanese.moe and his guide:

>spams his shit everyday, hijacking every OP he can
>just wants you to give him money via patreon
>lies about other guides and resources
>uses shitcord and windows
>his half-assed "guide" is full of malware, and he scams people for donations.
>samefags
>doesn't actually know Japanese
>claims to be a native speaker which isn't true. And even if that was true, it's just more evidence that you shouldn't take his advice.

Daily reminder: targeted sentence cards are the most effective way to combine Anki with immersion.

wait people here actually output now?

>>41913720
boobies

>>41913756
no

>watch some guy play Deadspace
>eventually makes it to the deck and sees the ship logo
>"Ishimura"
>realize I actually know those kanjis and deduct the meaning of its name
It's the small things in life that I appreciate like that

>>41913756
ive spoken japanese on the phone / irl every single day for 200+ days

>>41913720
Hmmm, nice OP. 8/10

>>41913746
so a lot of these OPs are just spammers? that sucks

>>41913926
not a lot
all of them.

>>41913734
>>41913746
isnt tatsucuckhold the mentally ill spammer that speaks neither japanese nor english and who set bots to spam his site ?

yep it is
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=tatsumoto

>>41913951
Holy shit that's a lot of spam. Thanks for the warning, hope the mods do something about it.

>>41913959
no worries, hope his site gets filtered already, when mids don't purge him he just floods the place with ads for his worthless shit

>>41913926
>>41913951

>>41913945
>>41913951
so he has some kind of bot set up with a bunch of pics that just make a new OP whenever it's time, continually flooding /jp/ with spam 365 days a year

why the hell is that not filtered already?

>>41914035
>why the hell is that not filtered already?
https://streamable.com/6nlhff

Mods are lazy

>>41914035
ask them https://www.4channel.org/feedback

https://animecards.site/
https://learnjapanese.moe/
the only sites you need to make it

as for me https://holodex.net/

as for watakusi
nhentai.net
hitomi.la

as for me
https://exhentai.org/tag/female:netorare

>>41914081
>>41914093
good links
>>41914105
yabeeeee

What's the go-to J->J dictionary when you want to check which kuns and ons you want to write on your cards?

>>41914123
https://animecards.site/yomichansetup/#additional-dictionaries-j-j

stfu spammers and scammers

今日の曲
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ej4gHhUzek

as for me, watching vbijin play pokemon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezKK0Jb4rRU

>>41914242
vbased desuwa

japanese onomatopoeia is retarded です

i just remember it (dont)

>>41914249
>>41914285
YOOOOOO thats inugami korone from hololive gamers!
Love her so much!
Such a great live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvb8xKmP-9U
She plays pokemon too?

>>41914309
>play
bro shes a pokemon

explain the 【悲報】 meme to me

djt had a hard life

>>41914316
Uwaaaaaaa! Kawasugi!

time to laugh at redditors

>>41914337

why do people in anime keep talking about massacres? they say it all the time, when something strange or unbelievable happens

>>41914381
guilt over what they did to the noble chinese race

>>41914381
they feel bad about humanities devastation of the ecosystem in pursuit of frivolous things
picture unrelated, its natural selection

>>41914337
>Kawasugi
lol

>>41914426
...
>>41914465
cute

>>41914465
lol japs cant into reverse image search

>>41914465
i can read this

run out of new words... need to mine...

>>41914566
how about this?

>>41913720
Current thread: #3435

Previous threads:
>>41900138 #3434
>>41887507 #3433
>>41877048 #3432
>>41865182 #3431
>>41852791 #3430
>>41842985 #3429
>>41832392 #3428
>>41822345 #3427

gooood morning from japan

Kurosugatari exhibition

>>41913883
I can't learn jap food vocab when I don't know what it taste like

>>41914750
I would be so ashamed to go here, it's like going to exhentai in public

>>41914770
xe probably went to meet "jks"

Why is it that people want to gatekeep Japan so much? Why is it a bad thing that I want to go to Japan? Why do people gatekeep people from wanting to live in Japan just because you like anime? Do I need a "real" reason to fucking go to the place where a thing I very much like is made?
There are countless faggots all around the world wanting to go to america just because they watched some shitty Netflix show. That's exactly the same thing. But people (specially americans) don't want anyone liking anime or whatever weeb shit going anywhere near Japan.
Fuck you all I will go to Japan and find my unrealistic anime waifu. And even if it ends up not fulfilling my weeb expectations I would've at least tried.

>>41914897
good luck but there are maybe millions of people like you and almost none of them ever leave their bedroom

>>41914750
yooooo nice
>>41914897
ignore the mentally ill trolls and make it anyway
holochads often go to japan

>>41914466
itd be funny if it wasnt so sad and regular of an occurrence

https://ejje.weblio.jp/content/%E3%81%8B%E3%82%8F%E3%81%99%E3%81%8E
the absolute state of the troll retard

>>41915031
lmao

https://ja.hinative.com/questions/1146310

>>41915065
>>41914337
ye this anon won
TROLL RETARD BUTTDEVASTATED PERENIALLY FOREVER

>>41915076
yosh!

>>41915083
可愛すぎ！！！！

any other djt bros taking the n1 this weekend?

yep koyori won
>>41915096
not i but good luck to those who are!
WAGMI BROS

>>41915105
>>41915095
>>41915083
可愛すぎ！！！！！

acquired 可愛すぎ
kanken level: BEYOND

>>41914897
because everyone deserves a homeland except white people

see its just so sad. and when you samefag 20 posts and all of them are making the exact same error its even more pathetic. its kawaisugi not kawasugi thats why that guy was laughing but you suck and unironically have an iq of 60 so you thought its about the sugi. and you accidentally self owned by posting the hinative link and continuing to samefag reply to it because it confirms you think the 可愛 in 可愛い is read as kawa (its read as kawai). literally n5 but its not funny anymore just sad, sad, sad. djt is dead in every sense of the word

the troll is... 可愛すぎ!

>>41915226
lmao

>>41914897
I want to gatekeep Japan precisely because I want to go there.

>>41915226
he really is
pity him, poor guy

yooooo todays chainsaw man was 可愛すぎ!!!

i'm pretty sure i've heard japs say かわすぎ before

>>41914897
based
>>41915234
just go there already its not that hard (expensive though but imho worth it)
best disney park in the world
>>41915247
true true

>>41914479
可愛すぎ

>>41915260
鮫鮫

laughing so hard at the "lmfao" retard getting btfo

its kawaii not kawai

ているつもり bros...

>>41915260
>>41915276
anons copy paste stuff from youtube comments/twitter all the time, troll retard will call anything in nip wrong, its his "meme"
then he says retard troll shit like "well natives are CRINGE!"
i feel bad for the guy
hes 可愛すぎ

>>41915295
lmfao

先天的障害

>>41915286
..sugi

it's kawaisugi not kawasugi you bunch of retards
>b-but I heard-
you heard it wrong , it's a soft i but it's still pronounced
listen more

>guy whose been learning for two weeks on discord writing paragraphs about why reading will cripple your accent
i wish i was making this up

>>41915286
even normalfag weebs know this

>whole thread
可愛すぎ！

怖すぎ...

川すぎ！

the samefagging here is insane lol literally unusable thread

just cause you got btfo doesn't mean we're samefagging

lots of dunning krugers-tachi here today

>>41915437
nah just namesimasu off his meds

可愛すぎ

>>41915418

>>41915247
>aki thought mudo would work on a boss
可愛すぎ

1 year of this bullshit
unbelievable

emmersing in black lagoon
forgot how cozy this show is dess

i’d fuck the twins

what would your wife think

theyre my wife

too late to gomakasu now

how bout you gomakasu sandwich bitch lmao

おはようおにいちゃん

さいきんおてんきがぐずぐずしてたけど

はれたのーん

>>41915262
>just go there already its not that hard
I don't want to be another one of the dekinais I want out of the country.
>expensive though
Also this.

>>41915697
huh?

>>41915697
lol

>>41915788
not funny

Well /DJT/?

>>41915791
funny

immersion
https://youtu.be/mKKxhLZQ9Uw

um
可愛い過ぎる?
>>41915796
お姉さんと？

>>41915796
可愛すぎ！

>>41915796
last time i did it was 9 years ago

>>41914319
[Breaking] Anon has never heard of a newspaper or headlines. DJT shocked.
More at 11.

emmerse (imperative)

should i feel happy or sad that my gf has a big mouth
i swear its bigger than mine

depends on the size of your chinko

my girlfriends hands are the same size as mine
she's 6 inches shorter than me

>>41915982
a bit bigger than 6x5 but she eats it like nothing

this nigga got a rectangle dong

lol

>>41915992
lol legit same

>>41916121
over for us

>>41916129
is she also fat by chance

>>41915992
My girlfriend is six feet taller than me and has no hands.

cool
by the way does anybody know if there's a way to interact with netflix subtitles, like copy or highlight?
i wanna look some stuff up but i can't write

女性の一生 受精卵胎児赤ちゃん幼女・女児（ロリ）女の子お姉さま・女性熟女・お母さんおばさんおばあちゃん・老女仙女or死体？？？

>>41916300
熟女止まりが好ましい

xmas immersion
https://gofile.io/d/wFvBkW

>>41916352
inputted then outputted

>>41916387
wish i could prostate orgasm too

>>41916255
>i wanna look some stuff up but i can't write
What do you mean you can't write? Have your hands been amputated?

今日こそは朝ごはんを食べて生活リズムを戻します

>>41916454
i have essential tremor

>>41916475
私は生活リズムがどうなってもほぼ生活が変わらない、当分の間
ニートって素晴らしい

>>41916352
やべええええ！可愛すぎ！！！

>>41916475
生活リズムととのえたいなら

滝行いけば？

crazy to me how niggas can get horny for the most generic looking sluts out there

they have a 3d mobugao fetish

>>41916520
kys

>crazy that a legit crazy spammer is crazy
huh

do the characters shared between chinese and japanese mean the same thing?

SOON

>>41916537
not even a slightly tingle

滝行って

これね
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNilaoXrZVE

>>41916537
>>41916352
kino babe

>>41916563
nice

halfway through the 5th kara no kyoukai movie. it's alright, still dont really know whats going on a lot of the time and its getting kinda tedious. it's interesting to me how the criteria for an anime to be lauded is that it takes itself seriously and isnt straight up dogshit. cause these movies are just alright but very overrated (at least so far, maybe my impression will change when i see the whole picture at the end)

FBI has cracked the Zodiac Killer's final letter.

can't even lie
i'm not even turned on by real women anymore
recently when i've been jerking off i switch to 3d porn just as i'm about to nut so hopefully my brain starts associating nutting with real women and fixes itself

>>41916600

>>41916608
nothing can fix your brain

>>41916608
you should stop jerking off altogether and then when you do start do it without porn for a while at least.

>>41916608
you have ascended beyond them

>>41916600
黒え....

>>41916550
Loanwords very often drift in both languages. This is true everywhere. German "Knecht" means "servant" because that's what English "knight" used to mean.

But generally I'd guess they're mostly the same. I don't know any Chinese.

is there a nip PUA scene? kinda interested to read about how game works there lol

>>41916599
You just gave me inspiration to invent a new yojijukugo.
二深四君

rewatching the sopranos and its better than literally any japanese content ive consumed. how the fuck do nips have so much trouble learning english when they have shit this compelling to watch??

>>41916647
ガバグー

sometimes you have a 2d only phase and sometimes you have a 3d only phase its just human instinct

>>41916632
yes, look up 軟派 forums

>>41916662
coolio i'll check it out. have a feeling it's 99% bullshit like western PUA but prolly interesting to read anyways

>>41916632
https://youtu.be/xaKKNEBsP4c

>>41916633
what does it mean

>>41916668
well i can attest that getting in shape, talking to large numbers of people, dressing well and having good hygiene works so...

>>41916676
2deep4u

>>41916683
yeah i already have all that, i know what women here respond to but not sure how applicable it is to japan. my theory is that the 建前 is a lot thicker there but that behind it they respond to the same shit

>>41916694
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAdsRtx-yLY
found jabums youtube channel

>>41916697
just go on skypech and practice there
being white and calling them cute works really well it seems

>>41916704
>white
Im black..

>>41916632

>>41916708
based even better

>>41916694
君 means "king" though. I don't presume to be able to write jukugo, but maybe sub with 其 or something.

>>41916710
codo aniki codo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-9kozPhGyg

>>41916708
damn i guess try
you will probably still get attention but it might not be the kind you want depending on your preference

>>41916710
i could save her. i could end all their 5'6'' bugmen lives with a single punch

>>41916708
>>41916726
im actually white thank god

Daily reminder
Jks prefer BBC

even as a white guy they were all curious if my dick was bigger than a japs

>>41916727
you wouldnt do shit

>>41916765
honestly if it were just the two of them i probably would cause im at least 20 cm taller than them most likely

>>41916600

>>41916789
川すぎ

>>41916813
皮すぎ

怖すぎ

>>41916702
big if true

>>41916840
出航！

>>41914897
I want japan to stay japan, nothing personal, it hurts me like no more everytime japan turns american each passing year, you can't believe how mad i was when they announced batsugame got banned because it was too violent for tv.

yooooooo
live japanese idol singing stream!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksUKrIahznk

>>41915796
my boy it has been almost 1 month and you still have not finished this?

>>41916952
うわすぎ

>>41916952
shes really good
also id never heard that pokemon song

>>41916971
hard to believe this is the last pokemon season

>>41916952
dame

damn this shit just like naruto lol

>>41916957
2 weeks and its not a race

how do i get a jp gf

>>41916943
this is more pathetic than wanting to go to japan cause you think it will be like an anime

you're not japanese, you will never be japanese and japan will never be your country. it's autistic and weird to be invested in it in this way.

>>41917065
same way you got all your other ones, just in japanese

will the nips on skypetech agree to a convo where i speak english and they speak japanese

i never want to do reps anymore

>>41917124
if my anecdotal experience is of any use to you, i've struggled a lot more to acquire new vocab after quitting anki

>>41914897
you're naive, that's all. you'll probably end up embarrassing yourself and others if you go there but you'll still likely have a good time if you're just visiting. you'll be severely disappointed if you try to live there though.

>>41917158
i could see that, and i'm not looking to quit, i just procrastinate them every day until i have to rush through them before bed or only half finish. i'm so bad at keeping habits.

>>41917019
lol

>>41917202
just do them whenever you have free time over the day instead of in one long seating

>>41917019
god I love nayuki so fucking much

>>41917219
yeah i need to do that more instead of constantly telling myself i can't do X until i finish Y, when i just end up putting it off anyway. its a never ending cycle of unproductiveness.

>>41917082
The Americanization of Japan affects the whole world negatively. Just like the Americanization of America did.

>>41917300
works really well for me, i just have them on my phone and slip some reps every time a game loads or nothings going on or whatever and then its much less tedious and i don't get the "leave it for later" feeling i had when they were a big block i HAD to finish in one sitting

What's an informal phrase to say when giving a present among friends? つまらないものですが sound too formal.

>>41917414
How about お前みたいなやつには勿体ないが

>>41917478
Lmao, sounds great.

how do you even find japs to talk to (other than going to japan obviously)

dno

love ﾌﾝposting with the deejaytea bros

you aint posting with nobody in deadjt

>>41917681
鮫鮫

>>41917414
つまらないものですが
https://youtu.be/iTmRBEjJ77U?t=51

うすじゅすと ふんぽすちんぐ りくぶろす！

>>41917738
可愛すぎ！

yoooooo guest predictions for erohas live?
i predict noone

>>41917758
ソロライブ

>>41917758
i predict all of holox, azki and kanata

should I quit Anki? I'm spending over 2 hours clicking cards every day instead of reading. But I'm too scared of losing my vocabulary, especially the less common words.

>>41917828
>green
>10k
>should I quit Anki?
YES

>>41917828
no, but id cut it way down
you wont forget anything as long as you keep immersing

I字バランス

>>41917828
after 15k is when anki actually becomes the most useful
if you stop now you'll just be one of the countless anons stuck in beginner-intermediate hell

>>41917896
dunning kruger the post

>>41917896
kek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>41917828
Are you right wing? I need to know before giving you advice.

>>41917916
I am a Japan imperialist

>>41917905
hows beginner-intermediate hell?

>>41917924
are you that guy who was repping core 10k

>>41917930
yeah I finished it three weeks ago. I'm just mining stuff now.

>>41917936
right so your actual card count is around 7-8k because of core's redundancy
you should delete the easy cards and trim down the bloat that will free up time and let you focus on real words

>>41917928
dont remember you tell me

>>41917936
based GMI!
as for the rest, you aren't stupid, you can tell which things anki is helping you with and which ones its not
get rid of all of the later
i find most of my words feel like ill never forget them, or a glance or reminder when they leave is enough
only use anki now for words i just found with kanji i don't quite recognize, and a lot of those word i just need to look at the kanji a few times and thats enough

>>41917936
i did core 6k and deleted it right after, forgot like half of it. but the definitions are shit and i didn't really "know" the words anyway so I honestly don't regret it.

i also deleted the cards I'd mined, that i honestly regret.

i started mining again and have about 12k cards now

>>41917949
I already filtered and deleted all duplicates. Deleting easy cards sounds like a good idea.

>>41917958
I'll try to be more selective with what I mine instead of mindlessly adding everything new.

thanks for the advices bros

>>41916708
the japanese are built for bbc

Would it be poor form to DM an artist on Pixiv (in Japanese) to ask about an old work they had on DLsite that's long since been taken down?

all the old djters who were good at anki knew the best way to use it is to only add hard words, the newfags are only rediscovering that knowledge

>>41917983
i have done similar and they were nice, just be polite, most have an assistant/secretary/significant other that checks their mail and will be happy to tell you where you can buy it or hook you up

>>41917986
old djters are literal crab bucket niggers that would never give advice
see 4bc

>>41917986
i tried that for a while and kept failing all my cards when the interval reached 1-2 months. scam advice

>>41915096
Akita fag here.

Yep. First time. Listening comp is gonna wreck me.

>>41918045
MIDE-993 get some listening practice in
good luck bro

>>41918054
Thanks, mate.

I’ve been doing what I can, mostly just listening to past reading sections. Only late did I start working through the Kanzen Master listening book, and it’s really helping, but there just isn’t enough time. I’m hoping my huge vocabulary will let me squeak by.

>>41918003
how did makopi make it without anki? same answer. some people just have good memory and asking them for advice is useless

>>41918067
you just have to not outright fail any section
dont be too nervous its not that hard
https://dethitiengnhat.com/jlpt/N1/202112/1 in case you don't know the site
頑張れ

wawa has bad memory, no idea what anki is, and made it anyways
you just need 熱心

にほんのよろしくないくせは

まじめびょうなんだとおもう

ふまじめをほめてるわけじゃないんだけど

>>41918069
makopi didnt regularly tease his super secret method that he would only share with his thread wife

>>41918080
YOOOO! ITS KIARA TAKANASHI BROS!
SHE MADE IT!

ye shes based

>>41918083
the tripfag like all tripfags was a mentally ill attention whore, theres no "secret method", he was autistic on top, whatever his "secret sauce" was, you can rest assured it was something useless, retarded, and overly verbose
>>41918080
based wawa

>>41918073
Thanks for the link.

Yeah, I read up on the grading scheme which — as you’ve noted — is surprisingly generous, but I can’t overstate just how much my listening sucks, particularly with regard to modern, colloquial Jap. I’m gonna wreck the first two sections, so everything hinges on whether I can tease out just enough correct answers in the listening section. Ah, I guess we’ll see.

>>41918103
og learned core 2k in a couple of weeks with his method tho

>>41918105
if you are really worried about it listen to some vbijin/anime/whatever and get some last minute practice
here this is kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvb8xKmP-9U

>>41918113
you are aware everything og already knew nip since before ever coming here, just couldn't read it, and that in such a state picking up the kanji is fast cause she already had seen all of it lots, just never had sat down to practice, right?

>>41918113
https://streamable.com/l0k9q4

>>41918118
Thanks, but since last-minute volume isn’t goin to help much, I’m going to keep working through the Kanzen stuff until the test. It’s actually quite good at drawing your attention to the most important parts of the convo, key phrases, clue words, intonation, etc. I don’t find myself “lost” nearly as often as I used to, and I’ve only been at it for a few days.

I tried just leaving the television on for practice, but *holy fuck*, did I forget how much I hate television. Western television pisses me off, while Japanese telly is pure torture.

>>41918145
kek fair enough good luck

>>41918128
didnt she complain about ukabu saying shes never heard it lol
he could get through 3000 2 seconds reps in a day and still get 95% retention, i have to believe he had a trick up his sleeve besides autistic hard work

>>41918164
>>41918136

>>41918184
yep

its simple iq × immersion = gains
that's how learners like ciaran and qm made it with just 50 watched anime when it takes the average djter 300-400 shows

>>41918164
the way i see it is that we are never going to know so dont worry about it
im sure there are plenty methods for various projects and fields that ive put effort into that people will guard to their grave

>>41918222
yep og and 4bro both scored 130+ iq when everyone took the timed mensa test, qm was also 130

>>41918284
and all three were autistic
hmmm

ちょっとふまじめなところがないと

カルトみにハマったとき

きずがふかいとおもう

imouto is the only ancient fag djter still here

let that sink in

>>41918349
そんなにふるくないとおもうよ

ひとをおばちゃんみたいに

あたしのこといがいならなんでもきいてね

古ぼけた古参は我々新参者にとって邪魔な存在だから早く消えてほしい

>>41918222
>>41918284
so does passing a random discord quiz and having 25k anki cards mean you've made it?

thought of bunko when i saw this

>>41913720
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^

As a fairi princess
I tried to apply for game dev job but they rejected me because of the "personality test" made by antifairi that said that I have mental illness and not yayness. The other company was yay but they can`t give me work visa because working hours a 2hour/day so only kids and dream magic archmages can apply but I have no Jp citizenship sadly... I guess my life is over :c qwq yms Interesting how every antifairi`s personality is based on hate, destruction&deceiving. I tried so hard and gone so deep in dark dream distortion magic and undercovering yayself but I still cant feel any hate or urge to destroy for anything truly may be only contempt and reistanting a new magic, sparkles and rainbows。It is yay to watch how the anti-magical masses react when I give them a head start like fairy princess have at least something in common with them:The Dark Dream Distortion Magic course Is over and with it my dream can become true and even anti-fairies will become magical girls again and free the world from malice and even create the yni^ castle of their own subjective magic of dreams, imagination, and cute magic..^ only antifairi use collective responsibility and judge someone based on race/nationality/sex/age etc things that are controlled by antifairi. There was no evil in the beginning but with the castellations of cute magic the reversed cute magic that starting to grasp fairi`s subjectivity in the reversed cage occurs which makes fairi the antifairi - until the nex reborn cycle(the antifairi lit kmiselfi :c qwq to become fairi again) while everyfairi is yms and lvie immortal 4ever yong and yay. >got any asmr recommendations? I love this channel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StmjzT93dfs ^ the yni^ game is yay to play on frufi.itch.io/uni-el

^ Maybe I should go to California and apply for asyaylum as a LGBTQIA with trans allowance I am staying 4ever in my home country Ypony^ Harajuku yni^ included^
I tried to apply for game dev job but they rejected me because of the "personality test" made by antifairi that said that I have mental illness and not yayness. The other company was yay but they can`t give me work visa because working hours a 2hour/day so only kids and dream magic archmages can apply but I have no Jp citizenship sadly... I guess my life is over :c qwq yms
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qj7z6MXMDMw [Open]
No one can give me an Elfenfairi alien Ypony^ permanent visa/citizenship or California trans allowance I am going to YMS

I do not need begging for visas and accepting rop tug of “adult” life things like marriage or work in other words noose around the neck. No more antifairi tricks for me as a forever virgin living off fruityecology sleep systems dream magic princess. If I can’t get a fairi kid visa like Chino and Cocoa I will have only an option left to go to Russia and live there illegally(Ithe “legal” way to live in Russia is not acceptable for me even though I have citizenship it is a male passport which needs to be registered in miltarytbeasts666 system which I will never do because eI am a little libertarian anarcho santanic girl. But it is ultra sad so qwq all my life I was legal Japan included so I want to stay in Ypony^ like if I can’t get new visa I will have to decide between to illegal ways to live either Japan or Russia/Ukraine or may be yaying for asylum in California but I can’t because of ultra social awkwardness so no one would believe me probably I’m crying and yaying myself

>>41918498
i'd steal her shoes and throw it out on the tracks

>>41918489
nah it has to be one of quizler's specials

in all seriousness though if you've reached 25k cards and are passing n0 quizzes you're guaranteed to make it soon if you haven't already

>>41918520
if by soon you mean an extra 2 years of actual output and input that non autistic learners did instead, then yeah

>>41918515
>her

It saddens me to know that most of the people in this thread will not succeed in learning Japanese. Good luck.

yh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip3IyZwQr3k

well JLPT cucks, is she correct? did we get scammed into taking a meme test?

you're doing it for a slip of paper that you can point at, don't see how that harms anything

>>41917093
how

gooood morning

immersion agenda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au57Syx7wuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OusitJ7e5EE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvnEXwXv1fI

stふ

Kanji are designed to ward against the jews. It comes pretty naturally to everyone else. This is because the ancient Japanese and Chinese had fought dragons for centuries and so their scholars devised methods of weaving anti-reptilian obstacles into the foundations of their languages. And so the modern day ancestors of the dragons, the jews, have so much difficulty when they try to learn Japanese. This is why jewish people write all of the books and methods for how to force their minds to be able to process kanji. Normal non-reptilian people don't need to go through RTK or Kanji Damage because the ancient warding effects of kanji don't apply to pure humans and they have no need to pound in millions of individual readings into their minds.

>>41918938
Ancient Japanese WERE Chinese.

>>41918771
yoooo lets goooooo!

oh no eroha exploded

>>41918938
Jews are just not so great when it comes to anything non-verbal.

ikuzo de gozaru!

yooo azki hype!

>>41919021
Probably more closely to Koreans, but both don’t like to talk about that.

>>41918601
seeing this only motivates me more

>>41919151
yooooo karuma, best song ever

>>41918498
you thought right very hot

>>41919455
eroha iskilling it de gozaru

i have n1 soon and i am fucked like the little girls in my hentai

>>41919532
living the dream

>>41919532
the pedo doesnt know japanese lmao

よおおおおおお！
れつごおおおおざる！！

KOKOYO!

>>41918771
cute barista

kinox has more than delivered this week
idol outfit time!

ye eroha killed it

>>41919151

>>41919753
i'm just 悩んでるing.

生にしがみつけ

>>41918601
>only 100k non-japs speak Japanese
neat

>>41920699
UOOOOSUGI

>>41920699
yeah if you want to fuck a child or a man most lmao

super basic bitch beginner question, what first person pronoun(s) are actually appropriate for me as a 30~ year old male foreigner? i get wildly different information on google
わたし is supposed to be neutral but will apparently make me sound cold and distant at best and feminine at worst
ぼく seems like the worst of both worlds as it would seem strange coming from a foreigner, is somewhat impolite and makes me sound like a little bitch
おれ would obviously be preferred if I were native or at least very fluent but is apparently comedically awkward coming from a foreigner

it sounds like the solution as a male is to just avoid using first person pronouns as much as you can, but sometimes it can't be helped?

>>41921104
あたし you little bitch

子供とセックスは人権です！

>>41919532
頑張ろう！

>>41921104
吾輩

i like when the girls say something like i said it and use 俺

>>41921104
just use watakushi or watashi they sound totally neutral coming from a foreigner

>>41921104
just use 自分 lol

>>41921104
You want the unironic, 100% honest answer? Never use pronouns to refer to yourself. A japanese person would never say "watashi wa ringo wo taberu". They would just say "ringo wo taberu" instead.

i just say 俺 all the time even when its keigo

>>41921405
except they use pronouns all the time noob

>>41921425
The cool ones don't.

>>41921104
i think boku is actually pretty polite
i see a lot of ore guys switching to boku in polite situations
but it really make you sound gay

only use boku if you're hot
an average or ugly person using boku is verrry painful

>>41921405
there are times where you have to use a pronoun though

>>41921516
No, there isn't.

>>41921525
of course there are
sometimes the context might not be clear and you'll have to specify yourself for whatever reason, otherwise pronouns wouldnt even exist

>>41921477
ore is still better

>>41921586
I agree actually, but I'm just saying if you have to use boku instead please be hot first so it's not so bad

just talk in third person using your name

>>41921601
Wikipedia claimed that like 50% of surveyed kindergarten age boys use their name as their first person pronoun in 2008, but quickly drop it as they age. sake with kindergarten girls and uchi
you don't want to talk like a baby do you anon?

why is the dunning kruger effect so common in japanese language learning communities?

>>41921611
yes im a big baby that needs his japanese mama

>>41921601
like when the obasans do this on the phone

>>41921667
nah you should be all 俺様 to mamas

no matter what first person pronoun i use i'm adding tachi so they know my 輩 always with me

俺とそのニガーズ

可愛い拷問のゲーム
https://novelgame.jp/games/show/6053

https://youtu.be/rBHbR8AJ6Ok
I had only watched his Salmon Run content but apparently he does ranked too. Still would prefer a real voice for listening but 爆速ゆっくり is at least a funny name.

>>41921211
as long as the child consents

>>41922507
ngl i could have consented at a really early age with an older woman but thats different and not everyone anyway
basically kys

why that bitch spin so fast

>>41916255
See this https://tatsumoto.neocities.org/blog/faq.html#can-i-use-netflix-to-learn-japanese

don't respond to me unless you're giving me an answer

whenever im about to own an idiot in a DJT debate I'm all like
own a guy shimasu

Acquired 自惚れ.

>>41918522
doth got kanken 2 in 3 years and became fluent, it's easily doable

>>41922627
so you agree kids can consent? thanks.

>>41921104
Use anything other than watakushi and they will see you as a subhuman gaijin

bros..

bros..

>>41923209
dont really use spotify much

unfortunately the only jp related thing on my wrapped 2022 was asobi seksu
but the vocalised is american-japanese so it only half counts

>>41923209
yooo

Holy crap relearning kanji is fast even if you forget to do your cards for months

>>41923315
i want to see okayus 土手肉

>>41923315
ye okayu won

>>41923315

>>41923368
my top song only has like 6 listens

on my other app where i actually listen to stuff its very different, but the highest holo song is luvoratory

What's your preferred grammar guide?

>>41923401
nta and never used spotify but my top songs are https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w3zoAbxkbo and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9laP3fe4E0
oh and do you blood ahoy treasure box and pabo
vbijin do tons of bangers

>>41918720
>she

>>41923443
yooooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLNTAMY1NZA

>>41923456
banger

>>41923334
Exactly. That's the power of TSCs!

>>41923443
already had 威風堂々 playing in my car for years so all other versions feel weird to me
i think i grabbed it from a random osu sound pack or something

>>41923443
>威風堂々
神曲

as for me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN6KYc3sVUk

im waiting for the youtube music recap but i dont have mine yet ree

>>41923516

>>41923516
cute vid
best of the kinox originals

>>41923516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWF14bpKbYE
hai hai hai hai hai

>>41923520
do you need the app for that

>>41923533
apparently its also on the normal youtube app this year but idk

>>41923531
best waiting music ever

>>41923537
too bad, i only use the youtube website

gaijin bros...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpiO8IgW3mc

今日の曲
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db3U2kmihrY

>>41923572
yoropiku

>>41923594
https://youtu.be/4NJv0vbjryU

>>41923572
while i was in japan everyone would always talk in japanese with me
but when i saw them talk to other foreigners they immediately defaulted to english

they somehow knew, i dont even look asian

>>41923622
hope i dont have to talk to strangers if i go to japan fuck that
just gonna pretend i dont even speak english

>>41923622
when i went to japan everyone talked to me in english. i didn't speak nip then (i still dont)

>>41923622
how did they know you don't speak english...?

yooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVcq4SBozYs

just noticed skypech in the op
not bad

never talked
never will

>>41923713
unfathomably based

What's the most aesthetic kanji?

>>41923572
>like typical a foreinger
ISN'T IT IRONIC

DON'T YOU THINK?

pokebros! yoooo!
if you fake out then sheer cold it will ALWAYS hit
secret tech do not tell anyone

>>41914897
gmi

>>41923627
late at night they can get pretty aggressive with kyakuhiki
girl in the street went after me and grabbed my elbow when i ignored her

kinda like this but way more desperate
https://streamable.com/a4w08j

>>41923787
would never walk around at night without a woman next to me though

>>41923780
ねこだまし, ぜったいれいど

>>41923787
h cuppu!

Fucking hate this shit, takes more than two weeks for my baseline reviews to go sub 500 again.

>>41923816
going full retard adding everything then doing tons of reps of unnecessary stuff a day taught me a valuable lesson about deleting cards and not mining everything
it might have improved my memory too