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My beautiful multi-faceted and multi-dimensional wife

I want to give her a 4D pregnancy

Smoke

>>41906744
But do they pinch back?

I've been away for maybe 5 years, I wish there was a fan art directory sorted by date

I shan’t get near a dullahan and do everything in my power to avoid and hide from one

>>41906734
>I want to give her a 4D pregnancy
The 4:th dimension is just time. So all pregnancies are ¤d seeing how they are a thing for 9 months.
Unless you plan to do some time-fuckery and impregnate her with herself so you can marry your future daughter in the past.

>>41906723
Cows.

Is there any reason I shouldn't just hire a feral Kiki over an academy certified one? They're almost twice as expensive. It shouldn't matter, I mean, academy training or not, a kiki is a kiki, right?

>>41906825
In the immortal words of KC
>"Yeah sure whatever"

>>41906130
Throw cucumber in front of cat.

>>41906825
she'll do the job just fine, but you might need to learn to communicate with clicks and whistles

>>41906856
laser pointer

KC updated his site.
This page was added:
http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/gallery/suki_text.htm

ELFTAURS
ELFTAURS
ELFTAURS

>>41906978
Damn I wish I could read

>>41907094
qt

Remember if you're cold they're cold. Bring them into your house so they can get warm.

>>41907177
I don’t think Hellhounds even have a word for “cold.”
But they have a dozen for lava.

>>41907083
Just more q and a crap uploaded

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/103186230
barb bringing the cocoa

>>41907193
>9'1"
holy shit, she tall, hope shes a bit soft

>>41907207
it seems so

>>41907202
I assure you anon she's freezing. You wouldn't want a poor hound to get frostbitten so why not let her in?

>>41907214
perfect, imma just appear in her libary, just to tease and play with her, as well sleep between those angelic mounds of hers

>>41907216
I mean I would, but the cold has little to do with it.

>>41907216
mainly because i value my door being intact

Hello, this is a brief addition to yesterday's update of Jabberwock's Globe-trotting Gourmet Journey; the book is now available in PDF format! If you'd like easier reading, it's now open for you! Grab it at the link below!

https://twitter.com/Jabberfag/status/1597138694410207232

>>41907319
pretty slick, i do like that formatting better.

I love my wives to whom I've known for my whole life even if my jealous neighbour keeps telling me they moved to my house last week.

>>41906825
she will clean the house, but once she gets used to being domesticated she wont keep herself clean and it will be in random bursts.
i hope you like your lazy fat neet kiki.

>>41906744
Smoky bug kisses

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

grab a handful of fox

>>41907439
>she will clean the house
no she won't

>>41907474
cleaning is natural instinct for every kiki, but so are hedonistic tendencies.
what the academy does is root out those tendencies leaving only the instinct to clean.

>>41907319
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

>>41907463
Geflita Fish is not that expensive to buy and sniff.

>>41907493
>leaning is natural instinct for every kiki
too bad , I'd be railing her too much for her to get any cleaning done.

>>41907495
fuck off already vore spammer

>>41907497
Danukis are not Jewish.

No, I suspect their breath smells of shrimp tempura, matcha tea, and for some reason coins.

What would you encounter during a roadtrip across Mamono Land?

>>41907523
Then why do they fear the Ochimusha?

>>41907525
greenworm

>>41907439
>fat
imma fuck her so very hard

>>41907523
Maybe not by blood, but by selling me overpriced good. Darn Danukis run the market. Marry a Danuki, and she will sell you tickets to your own wedding.

>>41907531
probably owes her money

>>41907531
Can you blame them? Undead are scary.

>>41907546
I will marry a danuki, so I can sniff her breath every day

>>41907560
They give me goosebumps.

>>41907525
Lots of "hitchhikers" looking to hop in your car the second you slow down. Don't ask a single monster for directions, she'll either lead you to her house or a secluded spot where she'll engage in some "aggressive persuasion". Lots of inns and hotels with hidden marriage clauses you have to sign to book a room. Tons of restaurants with good but cheap food, bars with all sorts of crazy and exotic drinks and ladies looking for someone to bring home. It'd be a good time, if you can stay single long enough to actually travel any good distance.

>>41906734
I wanna go to the Shog realm!

I like Oni's

>>41907576
>Lots of "hitchhikers" looking to hop in your car the second you slow down.
Good thing I'd be on a motorcycle. Can't be tricked into steamy car sex on one. So long as I don't run into a monster biker gang, I should be safe

>>41907595
oni's what

>>41907595
Not thick looking enough

>>41907570
I certainly get goosebumps from undead like this.

>>41907611
Gotta get fit for the job change to Death Knight.

>>41907601
manticore bikers beg to differ

>Confess thy sins. The Overgod forgives.

>>41907680
I brought prisoner fruit salad to the nunnery potlock

>>41906723
Kiss the hebi

>>41907713
I'm only interested in snakes if I can get multiple ones.

>>41907713
I would ruin the moment by picking her nose. Then kissing her.

>>41907713

ew, no

>>41907680
Church is lame

>>41907722
I'm sure regular albino Lamias can cosplay for you.

>>41907734
>He doesn't want to go into a small, sound-proof confessional room and confess his sins to a demon masquerading as a priest.
Just imagine how hot and steamy it'd get in there after you done "confessing" all those sins

>>41907741
Works for me but why can I get multiple hebis

>>41907741
All lamias are turbo yanderes, not just shirohebis.

>Did you know...?
If you marry a lamia you also have to marry any single female relatives she has. That can include sisters, cousins, aunts, or maybe even her mom if we go with the oyakodon fetish.

>>41907761
the second must be a kurohebi

>>41907734
i'd be in if there were hot nuns and hieromancy was a thing

>>41907734
until you raid the church and rape all the older "unwilling" monster sisters whose crotches are wet with "fervor" not cuase shes aroused that a young virile man has come like the prophecy foretold said prophecy was a doujin of a nun getting loved by a knight, who looks liek a hella a lot like you, who fell for her at first glance and couldn't help himself

>>41907713
i refuse

>>41907743
Demons won't fool me. I pull my crucifix and holy water out for any priest just to be sure they're not a fake

>>41907769
>I will never be dragged into a basement, gangraped and husbando'd by a bunch of yandere lamias
Sad.

>>41907847
Make sure it's actual holy water. Because there exists a fake holy water that just makes the demons hornier and much more bold

>>41907866
also holy water is just angel bath water lmao

>>41907870
That's the fake holy water.

>>41907881
nah, i've been to heaven, thats what holy water is

>>41907886
Yes. Yes. Sure thing. We believe you Miss Asmodeus.

>>41907680
My level drain fetish is just getting worse.

>>41907794
And if I believe in strict monogamy?

>>41907903
The snakes would tell you it's a monospecies marriage and therefore it counts as monogamy. Then if you keep complaining they rape you silly.

>>41907896
>cut to see said fallen angel drinking heavily
>"Y WONT THE DUM MORTALS BELIEVE ME, I WAS ONCE AN ANGEL MYSELF, FOR FUCK SAKES!!!!"

>>41906825
the house will still be fuckin' TIDY but a lot of the time you aren't gonna be the one doing the groping

So, what is the solution to the growing problem of tsundere anons?

>>41907925
pyrow mana-gassing

>>41907903
Monsters are super hard-wired to expect men to be polygamous, you're going to have to convince them with gargantuan amounts of effort that your monogamous.

>>41907925
I'm not a tsundere!

>>41907680
I once pretended to be a young man in need of affection on the multiple Zipangu dating websites and no-showed on countless girls.

>>41907925
rape until symptoms resolve

Just give me a wisp already

hellhounds blame men for the things they do to them...

>>41907932
I am quite skilled at avoiding sexual relations, actually! I can manage.

>>41907949
Honestly, it's your own damn fault if you exist near a hellhound. I mean, what did you expect was going to happen. It's all your fault

>>41907957
How about the hellhound learns to control herself.

>>41907962
whoa dude. gods can barely do that, how could you expect a hellhound to?

>>41907962
Know your place, buddy.

>>41907962
That's pretty hellhoundphobic anon. I think you need to attend sensitivity courses

>>41907941
Will you marry the nice lamia, then?

A N G E R Y F A E R I E

>>41907978
I won't!

>>41907994
Into the de-tsundereficaton chamber (brothel) you go!

>>41907925
There is difference between being a Tsundere and being unsure of who to marry. Fighting off suiters is a natural reaction.

>>41908000
This is outrageous. I want to see my lawyer

>>41907977
>attend sensitivity courses
>its just a class of hellhounds using anon as a dummy to find spots on the body that is most sensitive

>>41907993
Man, Suzuka Gozen sure looks different now.

>>41908022
ms. wurm will now see you

>>41908023
Stupid dogs those spots are gonna be different on other people

How would a shog or other abyssal/undead monster girl see Halloween parties?

>>41908043
shush you, no need to have them hunt more boys for "educational purposes"

The hellhounds are getting too full of themselves again, needs rolled up newspaper correction

Honestly, the big turnoff of the setting for me is that all mamono are just sex-crazed madwomen with not much else in the way of character. Where's the shog who's too busy cleaning house to shag her husband, or the dragon with agoraphobia?

>>41906723

>>41908126
there's profiles and then there's characters. this lady spent her idle time saving her country, for instance

>>41908126
In the first two paragraphs of that fanfiction on the second page of the "Monster Girl Encyclopaedia" page, sorted by date.

>>41908151
this is AI generated
I can recognize the AI eyes.

>>41908106
It's too late I've already submitted a full report to the hellhound board of medicine

>>41908151
>Muscle Milk comes from buff Holstaurs
>Prepackaged with workout routines, a rudimentary diet plan, and the address of the holstaur who provided the milk in question
>Walk-ins welcome.

>>41908160
Even still, I've never really enjoyed the whole "Planet of Hats" sort of thing.

>>41908182
is that this "drip" i've heard so much about?

>>41907794
Oh...no?!

>>41908126

I dunno, write one of them. It's not like either of those ideas are incompatible with the setting.

If what you write sucks, throw it out and try again. Rome wasn't built in a day. And Shoggy Shogworth, Anon's too-fastidious meido/roomba/fleshlight, could be a plethora of characters, depending on your goals for her, and yourself.

>>41908182
man shoggy jr. is so cool, wonder if she would play with anon jr.

>>41906723
What voice actors and actresses do you imagine voicing MGE Monstergirls or any MGE characters? Be it Japanese or English voice actors (as in, both from western animation and in English dub anime VAs). Who'd voice what Monstergirls and MGE characters?

buh

>>41908197
She cheats at hide-and-seek by stuffing herself in the mailbox. Or drainpipe.

>>41908195
If I wasn't dealing with a two-year streak of writer's block, then yeah, I'd write it myself.

>>41908201
ew

>>41908177
Anon no! Not only have you doomed us, but you put yourself at the top of their hitlist!

>>41908206
>has been many eons yet I’m still single
>what am I doing wrong?
>she’s on top of some tall ass mountain in bumfuck nowhere

>>41908182
The smug mocks me, and I can do nothing about it.

I will now post a cat.

>>41908248
my cat bully cant be this cute!

>>41908222
Nonsense why would they want me first after I helped them improve their scientific method

>>41908260
No (unmarried) witnesses, anon.

>>41908248

And I am posting a pikachu!

>>41908274
>>>/trash/

>>41908270
Is her body fully jelly? Will she get mad if I stick a finger in?

>>41908258
>Be bullied by delinquent kot from kindergarten through highschool
>Go out of town for college
>When you move back you learn she is a high ranking officer of the nyakuza
>Also she still cant bring herself to ask you out, even after her lackeys kidnap you (they promised they had alcohol in the van) and dump you into her office bound and gagged for her birthday (they did not actually have alcohol)

>>41906723

>>41908329
How can she maintain such clear skin while living in salt water?

>>41907932
It's easier than you think. When you think about the person you love, you become captivated. You don't even bother looking at other girls. First, you become anxious, then your heart rate rises, after that your mouth gets dry and you start getting flustered. It's both the most wonderful feeling and the fucking scariest.

>>41908318
>nyakuza
imagine a behind the scenes war between the fatcat suits of the nyakuza and the fluff laden foxes of the mofukuza

>>41908347
MGC has too many gangs and the police really need to do their jobs. What's next a bunch of Jinkos forming a Russian mob-style gang?

>>41908369
most of them are pretty small and gimmick based because a phantom really liked The Warriors

>>41908318
>didn't have alcohol
damn liars, my bully better have some booze or atleast some white claws or something

>>41908402
Why are foxes the way they are? Can not they have some self-control?

>>41908380
>gimmick based
>anon wants to join the monster gangs to actually do gang stuff
>gets disappointed when the gangs only look cool or do musicals instead of general thuggery

Remember to eat your greens

What is our consensus on Touhou?

>>41908445
I'm trying but she keeps taking them

>>41907193
who is artist

>>41908419
huggery over thuggery

>>41908454
nice ladies and all but most are too cosplay for the scope of the thread

>>41907319
Based. Congrats man and thanks for the link.

>>41908461
https://twitter.com/KElbhin/media
as to be expected some quantity of objectionable stuff

>>41908274
Our poor girl is in dire need of some better drawn art

>>41908455
She's green. Have you tried "eating" her?

>>41908126
Oh god this again. The profiles are exaggerating the sex all the time, nothing else happens. MGs do live lives and work.

>>41908418
i mean you gotta understand, with how foxes are even more common than cats there is a lot of competition between them.

>>41907601
>>41907620
>giant biker just picks Anon off of his bike and puts him on hers
>pulls into a seedy bar/motel
>pays for three nights
>hangs do not disturb sign on the door on the way in

>>41908527
You can genuinely find a significant portion of Anons that think sex is 90% of what monsters do even though wg3 basically gave every baphomet a job and I think the scholar travelled with a leanan sidhe that wasn't fucking him along with working with runya but that's more supporting stuff.

>>41908527
i'm imagining a sex maniac runya runya

>>41907925
Special Eros correction

>>41908544
It's like a dormouse but she crawls toward you a bit before falling asleep

>>41908540
There is also Gremlins in the Court Alf books building airships. We have in earlier books a succubus who got turned into one from a human creating a business franchise, a werewolf wife who works with her butcher husband.

>>41907968
If she continues to ponder why she hasn't have a boyfriend, she'll eventually self-reflect and control herself to increase her chances
>>41907973
I refuse. I want proper respect even if it intervenes with a monster's sexual prospects.
>>41907977
hellhounds can feel triggered all they want, consent is important for all participants.

>>41908206
>get drunk and reincarnate thousands of years later
>no man in sight
>get plastered
>do it all again

>>41908529
Just have multiple foxes marry the same anon. It is not that hard, other races have already chanced on this idea.

>>41908517
nibbling on a greenworm is a mating ritual for them, the fact that you nibble her first means you are ready to make more worms right now

>>41908580
foxes are greedy, anon.
plus they only like cuddlepiles made from their own relatives.

If hebis have taught me anything, it's that white monsters are extra dangerous.

>>41908649
yep, even if they seem extremely calm white monsters all have yandere tendencies.
its best to just be a stay at home husband to minimize injuries and psychotic outbursts.

>>41908649
So does that make monsters with darker colors extra safe?

>>41908418
stick with the whitecoats, they're generally more on the stable side >>41908409

>>41908649
you're going to be extremely comfortable and there's nothing you can do about it

>>41907546
>too cheap to pay for a ticket to his own wedding
You don’t have room to bad-mouth the danuki, cheap-ass

>>41907713
Absolute cuteness. The willpower of that man must be unassailable.

>>41907881
Says you, my dandruff cleared up immediately.

>>41908655
i can attest to that, while caroline is very prideful of her lewdness is very jealous, often so jealous that i forget a day or two and im in her room naked stuck in some weird roleplay

>>41908189
B-but anon, people aren’t wearing enough hats! I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and, uh, what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: people are not wearing enough hats. Two: matter is energy.

In the universe there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this "soul" does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.

>>41908649
>>41908659
I'm getting mixed signals here.

>>41908649
i'm sure all that being sealed for millennia stuff was a big misunderstanding

>>41908765
They prey on confusion, don't be a victim, Anon, beware the snowcoats.

>>41908527
Do they have anything to motivate them to live and work? No hunger or social qualms need apply.
>>41908540
>with a leanan sidhe that wasn't fucking him
Castanza_face.png
Anons will believe all sorts of crazy malarkey, won’t they?

>>41908786
Thet are harder to detect in the winter, be vigilant!

>>41908765
Despite being incredibly rare, albino/frost hounds are terribly dangerous because people don't realize what they are until it's too late.

>>41908786
I'm not afraid of any big snow c-

>>41908794
The books mention people wanting to do hobbies and work cause they get money that they can use to buy items or eat food cause food is tasty.
The series is taking the idealistic idea that people will want to work and do hobbies and socialize cause it's good and fun and interesting rather then just be Neets. Basically you work cause you want to rather then forced too.
It's like that idea of that we automate labor away every will instead become artists or philosophers, etc.
Is it realistic considering real humanity? No. But this series never claimed realism.

>>41908940
>every will instead
everybody will instead

Is spanking a Kiki a reward or punishment?

>>41908962
depends on the context

>>41906723
You'd think Order heroes and heroines can win atleast SOME battles against mamono antagonists if they just remember to do their flashback montage no-jutsu? You know what I mean? When the hero gets knock down, the villain laughs and talks down to them but the hero immediately gets flashbacks of themselves, their friends, family and other memories tomfoolery. And all talk about muh family and muh comrades and then get a power boost. Maybe that's why Order heroes loose, they forget the bare minimum and basics.

>41908969
Imagine being such an insufferable piece of shit that not even /tg/ can stand you.

>>41908201
Timid and easily scared Bunyips being voiced Erica Mendez, mainly due to her voicing Retsko the Red Panda from Aggrestsko and Bernadetta from Fire Emblem 3 Houses.

Please ignore >>41908974 for accidental double posting

I just want to go on comfy adventures and go flying with my dragon wife

>>41908940
That’s assuming monsters can be convinced to put aside the depravity to engage in work etc. Or for an ‘equivalent’, they could possibly add depravity to work etc. Wonder which they would choose? Wilkers, that’s a real doozy, don’t you think?

To be fair humans have managed much via sublimation, but monsters seem to LACK the ability to desexualize…and they equally lack any reason to try. Nothing is tastier than their prison—er, their husbando. Real estate is cheap, and the DL’s tax plan is given in literal units of sexual energy. There’s no motive for the successful rapi—waifu to engage in non-sexual work or play. The human is firmly under her, one way or another. So the argument is: would married monsters choose non-sex, when all rationales to do so are suppressed? Or more strictly: would married monsters choose non-sex, when given every motive not to?

All of the monster’s decisions are warped towards a certain outcome, this hedonic urge is easily fulfilled. No intermediate urges/sublimation needed. Why would they go ‘the long way home’?

>>41908975
Jesus relax I'm sure he was just referring to the usual anime cliche of good memory flashback power up.

>>41908969
>Lilim villainess laughs down on the downed order hero
>"Oh what should you do now paladin? Just give up so I can already hook you up with a sweet monstergirl." The Lilim boasts
>Order hero winces and scowls at the lilim but then has the flashback montage
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-X5nELpyX0
>Hero starts remembering all the good and bad times he had with family, friends and previous partners
>Cue flashback scenes of general galivanting with the exaggerated anime expressions
>"NO! I cannot loose! I cannot surrender to the power of lust! For I have my family! My faith the the divines! And most special and important; MY COMRADES! I WILL NOT LOOSE!"
>record scratch sound effect.wav
>Meanwhile back at reality: "Uhhh, Hero? Don't tell me you're having that flashback montage scenario? Tehehe! Sorry, but the flashback montage powers don't work here. But don't worry! Your comrades that you're trying to rescue are fine. They're just in one of the many rooms for my mansion getting fucked by lonely single beast girls. They're how old and are STILL YOUNG AND ARE VIRGINS? What does the Order teach and does to you silly humans. So, you got any preferred type of monstergirl species you'd like to tell me?"

>>41909008
When someone makes a post that exclusively talks about non-monster elements, I'm going to assume they're /tg/ rejects.
Because they are, nine times out of ten.

>>41908987
My brain keeps making scenarios with a multitude of different species and I can't tell if I'm harem bait or enjoy many species and care about who they are and not what.
Comfy times are the goals though.

>>41909007
They do in the books. If you think that's impossible, that's fine with me. Canon shows otherwise. Don't like it ? Don't care.
Fuck off sberand kill yourself and all your whining really just says humans suck more then anything else cause humans can't do it must mean other races can't do it whereas maybe humans just suck.

I watched the video of the bat eating a banana again...

>>41909023
Yeah I get it. Shitposters and trolls poisoned and ruined certain discussions allowed in here. But if you ask me; let it go. Or the least, don't jump to that "9-times-out-of-ten" assumption all the time. The /tg/ monstergirl thread's dead, they probably do that only occasionally and that notorious "bugboi" poster who spazzed out when their thread died is now just a distant memory. Sorry if I sound like I'm defending them too much, but give it a break sometimes, when I do see posts like that especially >>41908969 I don't assume /tg/ immediately and I see no malice or any shitposting attempts if you ask me.

Now; have this instead thread: The Virgin mounted knight and the Chad (or whatever female version of a Chad you call) non-mounted mamono warrior.

>>41909023
We have another on in the thread right now

>>41909023
Well, he's a /v/ crossboarder if that deleted doublepost is anything to go by so you're not entirely wrong

>>41909037
Cute. Though Jesus the ears are huge.

I feel like writing about a reluctantly submissive Lilim.
What plot would be the least immersion breaking?
>Lilim's plan to take over a city through monster slave trade goes wrong and she herself gets sold
>Lilim loses a bet to her sisters and has to become a man's maid
>Knight gets a total fluke victory over a Lilim, has her become his squire

>>41909090
The second one, maid are good, and made even better as lilim maids

>>41908975
>>41909023
Do you even weeb, bro?
>>41908969
Montage jutsu is the intermediate form of the secret technique. It only effects you, not the opponent. If things were (energetically) fair, putting a human montage against a monster montage would be a human victory. Journeys, camaraderie, discovery vs continuous masturbation. KC energy bullshit makes that an advantage for monsters.

So the Order devised a way to use their montages to directly effect the opponent — they travel the time-stream Continuum and distract the monsters from masturbating in their own montages, so monsters won’t have montages to spank it to later during battle! No wait. Too much weed. Besides, monsters will beat off to a ruined montage as long as it has (you) in it.

Eureka! The Order’s secret technique is to yell their montage at the monsters:
>Hordes of beasts could not stay me from getting Lil’ Crippled Timmy’s medicine. You are nothing before that, Witch!
>I swore upon my father’s dying breath to return the garland to his cousins. You’ll not block my passage to Gordenau!
>etc
This ‘talking montage technique’ has lots of promise. Many knights have seen the monsters waver, sometimes even fleeing! The reasons why remain mysterious, no one is certain what works or why. But one thing is certain, monsters cannot stand in the way of the human heart! So montage-yell, montage-yell like the wind!

>>41909115
Nobody cares. Kill yourself and take your trash with you.

>>41909040
>But if you ask me; let it go
Nope, there's no value to be had by tolerating that shit. I'm not interested in non-monster girl related worldbuilding, clearly others are also not interested in that so that shit can stay on /tg/.
And the post anon was complaining about was your standard /tg/ refugee shitpost about Order heroines + some stupid anime cliches, some moron used to do them all the time with off-topic image of random anime girl most of the time.

>>41909121
No thanks. And don’t talk about your mother like that, she’s a grown woman who goes and does as she will. On my penis.

>>41909123
Still, I won't immediately always assume /tg/ this or /tg/ that. But I really do hope you guys do call out other so called gatekeepers for just being plain fucking rude shitters themselves. Using gatekeeping to justify shitty behavior and just being plain rude. Have already witness a few friendly fire incidents over the most trivial of things that doesn't involve sex or impregnation of a monstergirl.

The order loses 100% of fights and that’s a good thing.

>>41909130
Whatever, tg, take you trash and fuck off.

>>41909135
Not him but gatekeeping works and is completely necessary in these threads, I’d rather have overzealous gatekeeping than outside retards shitting up the thread.

>>41909136
>Ywn be an order hero who loses his first fight
>Ywn get to scream nooooo my levels, you can't! As she drains you.
>Ywn get smothered by cute smug lolis in edgy extremist outfits

>>41909123
Agreed. Any talk of Order. Confirmed tg and needs to be gatekeeped.

>>41909136
>Orderites defeated by pussy 100% of the time
>good
Hardly sounds chivalrous, ain’t that so? So much for the Order raising ‘good’ men. We had better self-control back in my day. Spare the rod, as the good book says.

>>41909135
Maybe try actually involving monster girls in your post in the monster girl thread next time.

>>41909145
Maybe I'm just too jaded myself. Or maybe because I'm not too concerned about muh thread being invaded because I have these things called a job and schedule in real life to be worried about than being absolutely tilted that an off-topic shitposter is raiding my thread. But I won't try to enforce some proposed law or thread culture and go ahead and moderate and filter how you wish. But I will say this; you'll start changing your thoughts on the "overzealous" gatekeepers once they start saying "fuck off" to your own posts and replies. Especially if they're in line and in context with MGE (in regards to this thread). But whatever, I just choose not to be overly triggered at any actual shitposter. Already have certain bills and schedules to be concerned with and will choose to reply to any "/tg/ topic" in my own discretion.

>>41909135
I’m of the ‘don’t be a retard’ school-of-thought. Same page, basically. If it’s in MGE front or back matter…that’s on topic. Pretty simple. For the non-paranoid. Like hell the remnants of some internet wacko will be a cloud over my food and drink. Or all else, for that matter.

>>41909135
>a few friendly fire incidents
False-flagging shitters do that precisely so anons like you get confused and mess things up and the few times people get falsely accused are an acceptable drawback. If you are new or aren't sure, just don't speak up about this stuff and focus on posting monster girls, old regulars here spent a lot of time dealing with crossboarders.

Dude
It doesn't matter how much you whine and clutch pearls about how it's totally actually related to MGE
Nobody wants to read your embarrassing human-knights-in-shining-armor fanfiction.

>>41909037
The video?

>>41909179
I do. Especially if it has domination loss.

>>41909181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaPXhYaFReY

>>41909163
Could you be a little more obvious that you’re an outside shitposter?

>>41909208
Nope, I'm just not terminally online.

>>41909146
Lucky bastards getting the dork lolis to himself.
>>41909158
You certainly sound like you don’t spare any rods.

>>41906797
>he doesn't know about the 4th, 5th, and 6th space dimensions
never gonna make it

>”Many don’t know this but if you pour enough cum into a monster, she can revert back into a human. No it’s true.” :^)

Gatekeeping is why this thread is one of the few places on western net where you can comfortably talk about MGE with people who actually appreciate it instead of dealing with HFY/edge shit and normies trying to "fix" it.
There have been people (usually shit-stirrers) claiming that these threads are dead cuz "muh gatekeepers" for years and yet they are still going strong whereas all the others are either dead or full of vermin. Evidently we are doing something right.
As autistic as people can come off and how frustrating it occasionally can be that is small price to pay for having a place for actual MGE fans.

>>41909171
>the anonymous board
>where you must presume a very specific wacko
>a n o n y m o u s
Diff. Christsacks, you’re a mope. If you’d a slight less ‘jaded savoir-faire’…the more realistic presumption of behavior trends could account for confusion.

You claim cohorts carry a common signifier, indirect like. What of new cohorts, they’ll jump right into threa/d/pravity with no questions or interest in the setting? They’ll need naught avail themselves of standard counting order, liken the sane? That is: they’re not gonna have Order stuff on the mind during Vol 1? That is: ain’t like you’d ask questions about such, is it?

Pull your chin up, or do something with that fucking jib. Hardly helping you, if that. Ain’t like a conversation’ll bite you. It’s the internet, my man. The internet.
>>41909217
Au contraire, a man should be willing to spare his rod. All the better to make the most use of it, he said as he flogged the joke like a ninja turtle. That was my point, regarding self-control, y’see? I’d figure it’s all in the (Big Pink) Good Book, like all else of value.

>>41909136
Order should just send flagellants and zealots, knight are too nice and can't bring themselves to hurt cute things.

>I see you walking alone at night anon

>>41909265
Yes and ?

>>41909258
Quebecois ou Français ?

>>41909246
But there are multiple autistic places you can go that completely ban anything you don't like like kemono or gore or nachas

>>41909265
I do this for real

>>41909265
She can make the walks not alone.

>>41909265
Need soft bird thighs wrapped around my head.

>>41909258
>Diff
>chin up
>reddit spacing
I knew your concern trolling sounded awfully familiar

>>/jp/thread/S38195746#p38205191
>>/jp/thread/S38195746#p38205364

Fuck off and stop shitting up mgt

>>41909270
Non. Sud des Etats-Unis. Due to fever and weed, my accent is slipping, even over text. Always a chore to contain it, once loosened.

>>41909298
Kek, that's funny, don't need to contain it.

>>41909282
Burg bird are made to be transported on our shoulders

>>41909292
>expecting them to not grab a bite of caviar to get through rough times...that is some heartless shit.
kek, shitposter exposed.

>>41909292
Stop noticing things. Basic pattern recognition is for nerds.

>>41909292
>Chin up.
What a weak chain of induction. Also: chicken tenders. Lmao. I’m going to read the other one.
>>41909307
Hah. Nonnatives freeze on trying to understand it, despite speaking the same language. Vowels extend and diphthongs drop in the flow of this accent. It’s difficult to grasp it, despite the viscosity. We are so famed for gravy that it has taken linguistic hold, apparently.

I generally practice muting it, to aid in comprehension. Ain’t many would recognize specialized terms with the accent. ‘Enantiomer’ and ‘anode’ can make brains freeze on the best of days, sans accent. No call to make it worse. So that degree of containment is: habitual and extended.

>>41909312
>>41909327
Mad about fruit snacks?

On second thought, who could stay dour with fruit snacks about? Lies not in the memory of man.

>>41909342
From a french's perspective I find it cool but yeah i can see why you need to mute it in every day life.

Gonna tell a lava golem I feel cold.

>>41909136
I don't think so
If the didn't, why the hell are any of the heroes called heroes
I'm not saying they got to kill anyone, but they MUST of have some victories to their belt in order for shit like the radical faction making lescatie a priority threat

What would a "fallen" Eros angel even be like? Could they even fall? I feel like they would get increasingly determined to spread love the more corrupted they are but always follow Eros will.
Would be fun to see a demon try to make her into a slut for anons cock but her just screaming about pure love with anon or something.

>>41909394
My guy, in this thread, kill or no kill, MGE in warfare is like a no-death run in fire emblem
If even one monster is defeated, you reset the level
I belive monsters can be defeated, but if you're not gonna fuck the defeated monster afterwards then the storys not gonna be a fun one.

>>41909410
I saw this post before, and I'm sure that i have already said that i saw it

>>41909410
Don't you mean quit the game?

>>41909377
Thick as poutine, a meal that demands work or rest — in this clime. How does such take you, round your slice of planet? In passing, I’ve noticed the ‘oddity’ of French orthography. A large portion of the sounds are ‘non-vocal’ and ‘lingual intermediates’.

Ex:“Ne pas” cuts the ‘e’ very short; the ‘s’ is the speaker’s alone, to hear glottally. Quite fascinating a language, though I’ve no gift or skill.

>>41909136
I'm kind of with >>41909394
Even if the order is losing hard, they still have to pose some threat for the monster army to give a shit about stuff like lescatie.
I think their normal army has very few wins or "wins" where the monster girls just decide it's not a good idea to fight them, but the order heroes can absolutely pose a real threat to them. Hell, if the fallen maidens games are cannon the order has some really powerful magical artifacts and shit they can use that can put a real dent in the monster army but are either to incompetent or unwilling to use them.

>>41909270
>>41909298
>>41909342
>>41909377
>>41909423
So, when did this thread became a place for faggots to socialize in?

>>41909436
It's an established shitposter samefagging, dont feed yous

>>41909428
KC never raged against the game so it should be treated as at least a guideline for power levels

>>41909422
Nah, I do mean reset, people see edgy greentexts all the time and add a extra "and then they fucked happy ending
The change in the greentext often comes from a ceritan point like halfway, like fire emblem state saves


Example
>Jonny is a farmer
>Rabbit girl eats Jhonny's carrots
>Jhonny blows rabbit girls head of with 10 gauge shotgun

becomes:
>Jhonny is a farmer
>Rabbit tries to eat Jhonnys carrots
>Jhonny offers her cake he made with carrots instead
>They eat
>they fuck
>Jhonny now teaches his daughters how to cook with carrots

>>41909394
>If the didn't, why the hell are any of the heroes called heroes
It's the term for one blessed by a god. You can be a hero before you do any actually heroic deeds, though you have to prove you're good enough to get the blessing in the first place.
>>41909428
Or Anon was just jokingly hyperbolic.

>>41909441
No I'm not a samefag, i just find his accent funny you fucking Alp
>>41909423
Yes, it's natural but really weird when you think about it. let's stop talking about this. The other gag is kinda right, it's not involving mamonos

>>41909452
>Or Anon was just jokingly hyperbolic.
Impossible. Nobody here can make any jokes or exaggerate for comedic effect.
Clearly anon is part of the monster girl extremists.
Now, if you'll excuse me, A Succubus said I was the cutes boy in the world and I have to show her that she's wrong

>>41909459
>A Succubus said I was the cutes boy in the world and I have to show her that she's wrong
My Jinko girlfriend said the same thing about me, feel free to use it as proof.

There is a monstergirl no matter where you go
Evin in the most evil places like france

>>41909400
>to see a demon try to make her into a slut for anons cock
To see a demon teach her daddy to sire. FTFY. Cocksluttery is but one of the many veils of Love. Imagine thinking Eros isn’t funding Cocksluttery, using Job Order’s pence. That’s reliable sluttery, not like those demon realms. A demon will rub her face on your cock in the Screaming Abyss for 10 minutes, and think she accomplished something. Guess the Fallen gets alot of sacrifices…of common sense. Explains why her followers might be running low…pic.

>>41909436
>complains about folks being social
>angry at sociable mother
Shameful. What would your mother think? Speaking of: your mom’s got an ass that won’t quit for nothing; and believe me, I tried ev-uh-re-thang on that monster.

Fuck you

what if a cupid asks you to help her with her job?

>>41909480
I thought germany was the Evil euro country

>>41909501
You'd propably be tasked with information gathering. Observing the targets to pick the right moment for the arrow ambush, maybe helping out with creating the scene.
>>41909505
Luxembourg is pulling all the strings from the shadows.

>>41909505
Nothing can be worse than England, la vile Albion

>>41909454
Fair enough.
Wheel of Waifus
Turn turn turn
…
Rolled a Bogie. Noice. Property damage and drunk driving for the win!

>>41909518
Nah, the might lion got kneecapped decades ago and now all it can do is stay at how lamenting it wounds and telling tales of its former greatness.
England isn't evil, or at least, is no longer a threat
>No english undead bitching about how things during the empire days were bettter

>>41909501
How could I refuse? It can only be for good, hopefully I'm capable enough.
>>41909505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPUOT46ucrk

>>41909505
Just look at the French numbering system and you’ll see how evil they are.

>>41909531
What is it with brits and lions?

>>41909527
Bogey are better

>>41909531
too young give me that who is old enough to go "FUCKING NORMANS GET THE FUCK OFF MY ISLAND REEEEEE"
or a celtic one that bears suspicious resemblance to Artoria
https://files.catbox.moe/obpqw4.jpg

>>41909513
That’s a banking oligarchy. They’re everywhere, man. Bare fact of life, not much of a conspiracy. It’s arguable whether y’all can even have a international/imperial economy without such a well-trod backstop.

According to KC, it’s barter-world. But the top barter network uses mana currency. So it’s automatically an energy-backed economic system. Which means it can do some form of environmental accounting — a capability sorely lacking in the morass that is our own.

The direct implication is sustainable production along smooth curves — as long as you’ve more hands and lands. MGE is massive and will never lack for one. Elementals or several others could act as mana hubs.

Even from a pure (cyclic and sustained) corruption standpoint they would have to do this stuff. The logistics are equally complex for both tasks. The heaviest distinction is where one requires a larger amount of book-keeping.

One more thing. Mana is a communication medium too, so all transactions are theoretically recorded somewhere. A mana (energy) accounting system would tell you where to look…

>>41909590
4you. If you like soft. Sometimes you’re in a mood to wail on people with pies. Or smack up a printer. Good clean (clown) fun.

>>41909501
Giving her suppressive fire and demolition expertise

>>41909513
doing Intel work would require subtlety in social situations, that may be a hurdle for me
>>41909545
even being there for her will make it sweeter for her
>>41909671
I'd love to be a demon silver operator too. you'd be covering her in an active situation while she goes for the shot

Post pics of motherly salamanders!

>>41909774
Best I can do is a dragon baking bread

>>41909774
This spicy lizard is going to look motherly in a couple of weeks

>>41909903
I'm going to help her put a bun in her owen

>>41909501
We can work something out. Making a black bag (metaphorically) pink wouldn’t be too difficult. Semiautomatic and explosive Love machines don’t demand subtlety, or restraint. Yet Erotics are disciplined and level-headed. With their massive stockpiles of Weapons of Mass Seduction. A match made in…
>”Don’t worry about it, sweetcakes. Cracked the perimeter and planted the package 15 minutes ago. Now let’s get out of range…”
Eros Vult. The sexy kind of vult.
>>41909671
My male sibling from a distant distaff branch. Bob-ombs and Lead Farmers, but with love. With love.

I want a heroine that becomes radicalized and voluntarily corrupts herself.

I read some excellent fucking doujin and it's invigorated my will to try write lolidom. But without the reverse harem
I'm gonna use all german names because it is what KC would want.

>>41910160
A long time ago I thought up an episodic story for a human woman hero that desperately wanted a husband, but no man wanted to ruin her "purity" so she was a perma virgin. She would travel around hunting down monsters, not to kill them but to try to get them to corrupt her, but she keeps screwing it up.
>tries to get bitten by zombie but she's too high level so it does no damage
>tries to eat a bit of dark slime but slime freaks out and runs away
>tries to get a mad hatter hat, but gets tolled by cheshire and can't enter Wonderland
>gets a lilim to try to corrupt her but is "saved" by a bunch of angels at the last minute
>tries to join the Sabbath, but they start bullying her for being a Christmas cake before she can ask

>>41910359
sounds cool, make it so that she tries to find a cursed sword, but the sword already has a guy and doesn't want to share (sword super picky about the girl she wants to posses, but loves the guy and guy loves her [don't ask])

>>41910359
>start bullying her for being a Christmas cake
how rude

There is a fine line between amusingly pathetic and boringly stupid, and you are testing it every single day.

>>41910782
Wtf KC said monster girls love me, did he lie to me?

>>41910782
sorri, i smashead into wall for better head

>>41910782
There’s a fine line between sweets and obesity and you’re testing it with every box of doughnuts.

>>41910818
geiza doesn't love you, if she bullies you, it's because she hates you
ghost her and cut her away from your life asap

>>41910886
I don't need love I need sexual bullying.

>>41910782
Geizah I'm gonna put my cock in your donut if you don't shut up

>>41908786
Big paw season

>>41910914
>>41911120

> "You have a small dick and I bet it'll just be hanging there in the hole, unable to touch the walls."
> "It'll be as close to sex as you'll ever get."
> "Loser."
> Anon orgasms loudly and pathetically.
> Only one drop of semen cums out.
> Stuck to the tip of his dick--doesn't even dirty the donut.
> Geizah belly laughs so hard she wheezes.

I crave the forbidden pork soup...

>>41911249
cute and chubby piggies need to be bred by me, only thing that could make them betteris if they have mob faces

go and piggies oink and squeal, champ

>>41911319
p'orcs are perfectly fine wives. and no one can deny this

>>41911210
Yeah well you're flat

>>41911249
I want the dark meat

from the artist, looking into the orb will make you feel like you are getting covered in the best blanket in the world and you'll fall asleep

>>41911352
Lady, I'll be 30 in 2 months. Also who are you, please leave my apartment.

>>41911345

> "Look closer, Anon!"

>>41911396
>30 to an older monster
>more like a ten-year-old with an older lady
just let it be, she already locked and blocked the door behind her
>>41911414
this gazer is an offbrand version, no eyelashes or whatever you call them things around the eyeball

>>41911414
Big flat whore monster!

what monster can allow me to never age?

>>41911593
undead

>>41911605
so tell a lich that she can res me as her husband?

>>41911593
take a pandemonium vacation

>>41911622
what are some common tourist attractions over there?

october 19 2017

>>41910359
>human girl drinking at mamano bar one night
>"ahhhll ey wan *hic* na do issh bechom a fhuchin monstahhh."
>"buh evereh singeh thing stophss me."
>fox overhears her
>decides she will be a easy addition to the mofukuza
>mental popup right before the deed
>[warning. your subscription to the boss's corruptive mana has expired two seconds ago. please renew on her desk at your earliest convenience]

Remember to help your ghosts eat their yogurt, some of them just can't wrap their heads around the concept.

>>41911683
nah, ghosts exist to get prove that life can be made from the dead

>>41911390
>she casts a spell
>brace yourself for some sort of elemental attack
>summoned bed knocks out your legs from behind, tumbling you onto the mattress
>she chains the combo by straddling on top of you
>the curtains hanging off the four post frame close
snug'd

>>41911683
source?

>>41911683
my family are ghost busters, they bust inside in the ghost

>>41911771
https://files.catbox.moe/j873gf.mp4

>>41911593
Anyone if you make a ever expanding harem of your descendants to extend you lifespan indefinitely.

>>41906723

>>41911796
Hahaha stupid göst

>>41911120
>excited gazer noises

>>41911849
if an unfamiliar bicorn offered me a ride i'd say no

>>41911849
i would a bicorn but aint a fan of the horse lowerbody

>>41911849
does he share models? I want to learn how to make blender animations with them

Giving a monster a big strong healthy horse is like the equivalent of buying someone an expensive hot rod next-year model car as a present for their birthday or Christmas.
Stallions are mighty expensive, damn teenage monsters and wanting to ride them to school to show off like rich privilege princesses...

>>41911888
These models look like trash without the shaders and textures so you're really just procrastinating.

>>41911930
oh you're right, i was hoping we can get actually decent-looking MGE 3D CG porn or something

>>41911925
yeah my griffon was getting hungry

>>41907794
>even her mom if we go with the oyakodon fetish.
>used goods

I want to hug AND molest her!

>>41911951
do griffons like horse sashimi?

What if demon lord that is cute and funny

>>41911952
Alice's unbelieavable assault is a good song

>>41911962
nah, she most likely has an hourglass figure, if i remember the panacea of Lilith depicts what she may look like

>>41911925
>smaller centaur girls riding bigger horses
goofy ah centaurs will be goofy ah centaurs

>>41911977
>giving animal girl same animal as a pet
Not a good idea

>>41911887
But that's the best part.

>>41912000
>a centaur crushing a horse with excessive weight when riding
>the horse stealing his centaur owner's carrot dinner thinking it's his dinner
>the centaur being mistaken for a mare by a stallion
idk might lead to some funny hijinks

>>41912036
>>41912000

>>41912000
The last thing I want is to hear a kobold and a dog having a bark-out at the neighboring fences

>>41912043
>open the fence gate while they still bark
>they suddenly do nothing now as if they know that direct confrontation isn't a bright idea

>>41912041
ew

>>41912066
It was a dark time before the current demon lord came to power...

man i just wanna wake up with my head between some massive wurm tits

>>41912149

>>41911925
Dark Knights like them especially

>>41912158
I think this is more meaningful to me than the sex.

Short girls should be smug and flat, while tall girls should be busty yet kuu (or unawares and very cuddly).
This is my preference for MG duos.

Just cows doing cow things

>CUM FOR THE CUM GODDESS
>HEART FOR THE HEART THRONE
Eros crusading is great, join us

>>41910782
That is rude, even though I am in this thread, I am doing quite a lot to better myself! Surely I am good enough for at least the lowest mamono....

>>41912545
mana tank for some hobgoblin

>>41912510
dont ya hate when you are trying to sleep and the fucking holsts next door keep fucking mooing outisde your window and leaving milk by your bed and you wake up naked abd covered in milk

>>41910782
She's not better then 3d

>>41912379
Lust and love are very close but not the same thing. I can be horny all the time but nothing beats the fantasy of just living happily.
>>41912545
>enough for at least the lowest mamono....
Anon that's how you get a high tier Demon to barge into your home and become your wife! Low self esteem is illegal to the extremists!

>>41910782
She's not better then 3d

>>41912582
foxes are best old and mature

>>41912598
Foxes truly are life fine wine, best enjoyed when they're years old

>>41912598
Yep, they age like fine wine. My childhood friend fox better buckle up, because I ain't uncorking her till she's like pic related

>>41912672
but youll just be as old, tho. lest you take potions

A good big brother takes care of his holstaur little sister and helps her whenever she gets "backed up". Even when she outgrows him.

>>41912672
My apologies fellow, she is going to get in your pants sooner than that whether you like it or not.

>>41912719
>>41912672
this is why you have an old kitsune as your childhood friend to play doctor with

>>41912598
Old monsters should be saved from loneliness.

>>41912735
If they're alone it's not for nothing, stay away from those spiteful and cruel hags.

>>41912713
This is true
Once an imotou, always an imotou, even if she gets taller than him.
Or stronger.

>>41912672
whoa there, dont blueball your childhood fox friend. that tends to make them extremely unstable. especially so during mating season.

>>41912741
in MGE mostly duee to the fact that there aint enough men to go around most likely where they live

>>41912748
>imouto getting bigger than you
That can't be allowed. Think of how smug she'll be

>>41912741
Hag slander.

>>41912766
Don't care, if she is like me, she must be an old jaded piss of shit. No one want to go with that.

>>41912741
Go away sabbath, I am going to marry a dozen hags.

>>41912770
If she's a holstaur she won't be smug though.
Unless she's one of those rarer breeds.

Even then, a big brother knows all of her embarrassing stories to break out if she gets too smug.

>>41912741
or eros told them to wait for this man who is just like you