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No.

nope

Never

I don't

I do! Mokou the best!

>>41880106
Mokou ranks as one of the most dangerous Touhous to hang around for me.
She seems like the type to pal around with for the most part but if you piss her off or horse around too hard she'll forget that humans can't regen and accidentally wind up hurting you a lot

mokopai

Mokou would outright KILL you if she found you annoying, even a little. Nobody wants to be around Murderkou! She isn't nice, she isn't sweet, she smells bad and only wants you to pay her or fuck off!

Kaguya would treat you better than her in every way.

>>41880106
im sorry mokou but no

>>41885173
>Kaguya would treat you better than her in every way
oh yeah? prove it. cuckguya is a sadistic and lazy freak that sends her admirers to their death!

>>41885173
>>41887708
Its true, Kaguya is a wonderful person to everyone and the jeweled branch of Eientei! Everyone in the village loves the princess and so do all the inaba!
Kaguya is super nice and would invite you in for tea unlike that Mokou who'll shake you down for cigs and booze then ditch you in the forest if you don't pay up!
Kaguya is the best, Kaguya banzai!

I hope in the future I’ll be able to give birth to Mokou-tan’s baby!

>>41889049
Anon-kun I don't think thats who it works...

>>41889077
He knows how it works. Who doesn't want Mokou's big girthy futa phoenix cock?

>>41889869
Anon please, Mokou doesn't have a cock!
I know she's cool and boyish but please don't spread rude rumors about her! It makes Mokou feel sad!

I like Mokou.

>>41891839
You're right. I wouldn't want to make Mokou feel sad ever again, so I'm going to stop spreading this disinformation around. Thank you.
This rumor must be the work of that Lunarian freak Kaguya...

All good things come to an end. Sorry, Mokou.

Mokou: Yo Kaguya i got drip
Kaguya: Haha silly Mokou you can't have dr-
Mokou: >>41911370
Kaguya: picrel

>>41914060
Kill yourself after you go back to discord or reddit or Twitter or whatever hole you crawled out from

>>41885027
Best Pai!

Mokou has inspired me to try and quit vaping. Not only is it extremely gay, but if I smoke real cigarettes I can be just like her!

Winter is approaching, but Mokou can wear a bikini anytime.

>>41916100
>I can be just like her
You will never be as cute and cool and molestable as Mokou.

Mokou is a relatable character which is why she's so popular! Stinky hobos love her!

>>41918873
Fuck off Kaguya and take your acrid smell somewhere else.

>>41916100
Would Mokou use an iPhone/iPad device?

>>41927047
Mokou would use a cheap Chinese made android she bought second hand

Mokou is a virgin...

>>41927117
Too advanced. I think she still uses a Nokia in current year.

moko loko

>>41927040
Mokou canonically is a weird chuuni who deliberately lives in squalor because she's happier when uncomfortable. If she barely bothers to eat, what makes you think she would bathe regularly?
Meanwhile, Kaguya was raised to be an ideal princess living in a society that obsessively values purity. She obviously regularly has the inaba bathe her.

>>41934943
Loko for moko

Extra spicy fiery chicken.

>>41929422
>>41931454
>>41918873
Mokou is just like me!

I'd never let Mokou in my house. She's so unrefined she'd probably light a cigarette without asking! All your precious collectables would smell like cigarette smoke. How Gross!

>>41948870
>I'd never let Mokou in my house.
That's your parents' decision not yours hikki neet.

>>41948870
That'd be fine, I'd just open a window and enjoy her company over a glass of spirits!

china

Don't let Mokou into your house, she'll start squatting and won't leave easily and you'd have to get the village guards to throw her out.

>>41960934
this image is MIDF propaganda, Mokou is a stick that has no curves so she isn't nearly that filled out

>>41963313
Check this propaganda!

>>41961434
Just lure her out with the promises of food and then go back inside and lock the doors, then she can't invade your home anymore. Easy.

>>41914060
we did it reddit!

>>41916956
Keeping Mokou near me to both keep me warm and help me reduce my bills during winter!

>>41964985
Cudding with Mokou's warm body in bed while it's cold outside!

I would eat her raw Phoenix foie gras just to see her smile.

>>41975057
Please don't hurt the Mokou ;_;

Mokou and her girl friend.

No

>>41988143
Where is their husband? This shit isn't fucking halal

What is Mokou's stance on Christmas?

>>42007647
probably hasn't heard of it

>>42007703
What if she was told about it?

>>42014604
She'd say it was stupid and then punch you in the arm and tell you that you care about stuff only silly children would care about.

>>41929422
Mokou became a virgin twelve times today.

>>42014652
That's kinda cute. I'm going to get her a gift regardless~

>>42014652
She'd then surprise you with a small gift, since you are a silly child that cares about stuff like that.

>>41880106

Mokou is a bastard child

>>42021153
I'm still wondering where do you get that kind of footwear in Gensokyo.

>>42026271
Maybe she slipped into the outside world for a bit through the kappa hole

Reminder that Mokou will not be your friend, she would find you annoying and if you ticked her off enough she would brutally beat you. She might even kill you without a second thought.

>>42028741
just let her bum a cig from you every now and then and have a light on you and Mokou will hear you out till she doesn't get annoyed talking to you

>>42028741
Nice try, Keine. Mokou-chan has real friends now and you cannot manipulate her any longer.

>>42028768
You intentionally getting lost in the forest just to see her will get on her nerves and eventually she'll leave you to your doom. Cigs are not enough to sway Mokou.

>>42028792
You're an idiot, Mokou can only have real friends in people that can last. Foolish humans trying to impress her won't even stay behind in her memory, they would be gone in a blink of an eye. You don't have a chance.

>>42028810
Just don't be an autist about it and invite her to join you and your other friends in doing this and that and eventually she'll warm up to you enough to invite you over for beer and snacks.
You DO have other friends right?

>>42028829
Mokou is a human, and her happiness lies with other humans, even if they'll inevitably die some day. It's their constant struggle to survive and make the most of their lives that will help Mokou recover her joie de vivre, not the youkai and their passionless, pointless lives.

>>42028840
>>42028859
You will never be Mokou's friend, you will NEVER get Mokou to love you or think highly of you.

>>42028875
thats okay I don't want mokou to be my lover nor am I particularly pinning to be her friend, but if I wanted too im confident I could become her friend and would greatly enjoy her friendship. You silly autist.

>>42028891
You wouldn't. Mokou would murder you.

>>42028875
No, I am going to succeed, because unlike you, I truly want to see Mokou be happy.
You evil youkai will never understand what it means to be human.

>>42028906
nonsense, Mokou and i could become great friends and would regularly catch each other at mystia's foodcart where we'd trade stories and try to outdrink each other

>>42028907
>>42028916
You're ephemeral. You don't matter.

>>42028930
You're just the excrement of human imagination. You never mattered.

Keine sounds upset you guys.

>>42028966
Keine doesn't like the idea that people want to get to know mokou platonically or sexually so she shitposts on /jp/ to discourage others from trying

>>42007456
cute mokou

>>42030182
Keine barely feels like Mokou's friend anymore really

>>42028741
I'm cool enough to meet Mokou and don't give her a reason to vaporize me on the spot. And if she doesn't know how to use a computer then I'm 100% safe since she can't access my folder titled "Totally not naughty pictures of 2hus".

>>41880106

>>42030182
I can only imagine a few 2hus who would actually shitpost here and Keine is not one of them.

Mokou's fundoshi.

She smokes with cigarettes!

Friend acquired.

>>42065414
Is Mokou really powerful enough to be Cirno's friend?

>>42065608
Its fine cause mokou is a lolicon

>>42066000
I don't know how to feel about that.

>>42048037
What's the list?

>>42069417
Personally I'm aroused

>>41885027
mokopie

>>42069569
Secret

>>42066000
we have so much in common

>>42087269
Me on the right.

>>42087269
Me on the left.

Can't die, won't die. Bitch.

Mokou is a smelly hobo.

>>42103874
Fuck off dumb NEET.