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So, /jp/, the core of Umineko....
Who did Kinzo rape?

>> No.4189274

>>4189267
This is the true mystery of Umineko.

>> No.4189275
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4189275

>>>/rs/Ushiromiya_Kinzo_Has_Raped_Every_Female_On_Rokkenjima

>> No.4189280

All of them

>> No.4189281
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>>4189275
>>4189280

>> No.4189283

>>4189275
>>>/rs/With_Kinzo_it_is_not_rape_but_rather_sex_you_did_not_know_you_wanted

>> No.4189287
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>>4189275
How did he manage to rape mai waifu?

>> No.4189296

Well, you see, Kinzo's penis is magical, it has the ability to give people who are touched by it severe mental disorders.

Seriously, Shannon + Kinzo penis = DID MEIDO
Jessica + Kinzo penis: Sociopathic liar-chan
Natsuhi + Kinzo penis yields a delusional shotgun super moe waifu, and Rosa + Kinzo penis = BEST MOTHER EVER

>> No.4189298

>>4189267
>who didnt he rape

ohohoho

>> No.4189299

>>4189274
Funny thing is that in a round-about, twisted sense, it is.

>> No.4189322
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Rudolf: Oh Kinzo, did you rape someone? Again?
Kyrie: I wouldn't put it past grandfather....

>> No.4189332

>>4189287
Well, she's dead, he's dead, it was bound to happen eventually.

>> No.4189357

>>4189267
See, if Shkanontrice is true, that would mean that Kinzo raped Battler, George, and Jessica's waifu.

What a dick!

>> No.4189403
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>>4189357
>What a dick!
If you know what I mean.

>> No.4189417

Kinzo raped you, the reader with an awful story.

>> No.4189460

>>4189417
And I enjoyed it;_;

>> No.4189544

>>4189460
Of course you did. It would be sacriledge to not enjoy it.

On another note, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MOTHERFUCKING SPESS MAHREN BEATO I WANT IT IN GLORIOUS ENGLISH RAAAGE

>> No.4189567

>>4189544
Verochia Dragoon Story will never be translated, ever.

>> No.4189593

>>4189567
Oh, it will, if we get BAD END.
Bad end defined as the culprit laughs manically while dying, and Meta-Battler ends up ronery.
Personally, I think it's possible.

Battler MARRIED Beato at the end of episode 6. The formula of drama in a series dictates that a mood whiplash will occur.

>> No.4189605

>>4189544
Space Marine Beatrice?
The fuck you saying, boy?

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>>4189605

>> No.4189627

>>4189605
Surprise, blitzkrieg-type HALO jump point-insertion to Rokkenjima - the ONLY and best way to have Beatrice exist.

Possible only from Kinzo pen0r

>> No.4189637

>>4189605
Ryukishi is writing this novel with a jailbait military Beato lookalike. She's killed on the battlefield, and a sorcerer revives her repeatedly until she figures out how and why she's killed. Sorcerer helps becase she reminds him of someone she used to know.

>> No.4189661

>>4189637
Also, there's a character that resembles Jessica, but is known as Eyepatch Lady here because no one knows her real name.

A writefag should be starting on a fic where emo-Battler and military-Beato fuck, but Battler is super depressed afterwards. Ordeze, the knockoff Beato, is a bouncy jailbait shootdere.

>> No.4189667

>>4189661
Eyepatch lady is going to kill us all.

>> No.4189671

>>4189627
Oh, well now I have the MGS song stuck in my head.

>> No.4189675

Kumasawa was his mistress. She lost her memory with old age. Kumasawa is Virgilia, who was the former Beatrice.

The portrait changes every time a new Beatrice is named.


You cannot deny my claim.

>> No.4189696

>>4189661
>resembles Jessica
>Eyepatch
ep3 jessica confirmed for alive and time travelling

>> No.4189700

>>4189696
00Jessitrice.
gg

>> No.4189707

>>4189661
>>4189637

That...sounds pretty good, actually. It almost guarantees a batshit meta-Battler hobo end, which I'm okay with. None of this is translated? At least there's a writefag's work to look forward to.

>> No.4189709

WATS DAT?
YOU WANT MORE JESSITRICE?
OK!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krhdWBrULA4&feature=related

>> No.4189712

>>4189696
Wait, wait, Jessica, eyepatch.... no..... R07 wouldn't, would?

>> No.4189717

>>4189712
I wouldn't put it past Ryukishi.

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>>4189717
Oh god.
Well, in any event, I am just happy that episode 7 is going to be the EXPOSAN BEATO arc.

Because honestly, Shkanontrice has no emotional impact to me at this point and time.

>> No.4189729

>>4189357
This makes me think of the urban legend about the concept of the "Right of the first night/Droit de seigneur" of Medieval times. That is, all lords of an estate were supposed to have the right to bed all virgins before their marriage.

>>4189403
The choice is pretty obvious.
J-J-JAM IT IN!

>> No.4189771

>>4189727
Since when will 7 be the Beato-exposing arc? Wouldn't that be saved for last?

And fuck, man, Verochia Dragoon Story looks fuckawesome, but it's in moonspeak. ;_;

>> No.4189781

>>4189771
The more people we tell about it, the more likely it is to be translated, I would think.

>> No.4189787

>>4189771
Higurashi did that. 7th arc exposed Takano as the mastermind, 8 was the miracle.

>> No.4189788

>>4189771
Did any of you READ the hidden tea part of episode 6?

>> No.4189798

>>4189781
In that case, more people should blather on about it.

SPACE MARINE BEEEEATICE DEPRESSED CRAZY RONERY BATTTLEEEEEER TOO MUCH WANT

>> No.4189818

BEEAAATOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICHIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.4189822

>>4189798
I am a sneaking susipicion.ogg that there is no sorcerer.
Can't deny that the main character looks like Beato, and also can't deny that the eyepatch chick looks like Jessica, but regardless....

>> No.4189841

>>4189822
This is true.

>> No.4189852

Surprisingly Verochia Dragoon Story is half readable in Google Translate. In fact, it's better than ATLAS.

brb, readan shit

>> No.4189866

>>4189852
Tell us if Battler shows up, please. Preferably without lies.

>> No.4189876

So, timeline:
Higurashi (1983) ---> Umineko (1986-1998) -----> USMCashi (lolAfghanistan)

Oh, yeah, R07. Give me a MERCILESS DICTATRESS Bern.

>> No.4189896

http://rkmg.higu.biz/?a=alche&m=1&story_idx=3&list_idx=11

Link to VDS if anyone wants it.

>> No.4189951

That story has absolutely no ties to the When They Cry multiverse.

>> No.4189972

>>4189951
And you know this because you made it?
Or you spoke to R07?

>> No.4189976

>>4189951
You just wait. He'll do this shit like Umineko - oh, EP1, related to Higurashi? No way!
He will tie it up somehow... ;_;

>> No.4189977

Well, shit.

>> No.4190002

>>4189951
Though to be honest, I think he really should leave the When they Cry series. You know, like, to test him on other grounds other than PSYCHO WOMEN.

>> No.4190135

>>4189951
Fuck, I was really hoping for an insane ronery Battler to show up.

>> No.4190156

>>4189287
What do you think sunk the boat that Erika was on?

>> No.4190176

>>4190156
Kinzo threw down his family ring so hard that it hit the boat and sunk it.

>> No.4190190 [DELETED] 

>>4190135
Same.

What I could read of the story was pretty BAD END in and of itself, though. Their country wiped off the map, and Ordeze's life-or-death status unknown....

>> No.4190191

>>4190176
If by Ring you mean penis and by hit the boat you mean penetrated Erika, then I'd say that's about right.

>> No.4190192

>>4190135
Same....

What I could read of the story was pretty BAD END in and of itself, though. Their country wiped off the map, and Ordeze's life-or-death status unknown....

>> No.4190200
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>>4190192
And oh yeah, turns out Eyepatch Lady is actually a post-timeskip Ordeze.

>> No.4190213

I don't really care who teh culprit is.

>> No.4190236
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4190236

Crack theory: Ordeze is actually the original Beatrice, the one who gave Kinzo all that gold.

>> No.4190259

>>4190213
No one does, we only care who is the real Beatrice is and for the pieces of her and Battler to get together in the last episode.

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>> No.4190295

>>4190259
I care less about Beatrice and Battler's relationship.

>> No.4190326
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4190326

There's even an image song for Verochia Dragoon Story.

http://nicosound.anyap.info/sound/nm4253394

>> No.4190347

>>4190326
a search in google renders no useful results on verochia dragoon story.
Only dead /jp/ threads and an easymodo archive.
Oh god. This is underground.

>> No.4190368

>>4190347
Try searching for ヴェロキア竜騎兵物語.

>> No.4190393

>>4190368
That can help.
But I lack moonspeak powers.
And all my language slots are full.

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>>4190393
Aw.

Well, I just found some more art by searching, so...

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4190429

Some more Ordeze. (Forgot to mention, she likes hot chocolate. All those pictures you see of her with a mug or cup, she has hot chocolate in it.)

>> No.4190431

>>4190295
That's how I feel about the entire metaverse.

Let's wrap this third rate mystery up, I know I won't be satisfied, but I need the conclusion so I can go do other shit.

>> No.4190447
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4190447

This guy's named Shaup or Saup or something.

>> No.4190483

>>4190447
Shaup. "Saup" would be サウプ.

>> No.4190525

>>4189267

We named the dog Battler.

>> No.4190536

Decided to check out Pixiv for any Verochia stuff...

NOT. A. SINGLE. THING.

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>>4190536
Have a fairly recent Rifyu 4koma, then.

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Posting random Rifyu 4koma, I guess.

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>>4190584

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>> No.4190624

>>4190605
Rifyu's moetrice and erika are the best.

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>> No.4190701

>>4190646
>>4190621
No translations? ;_;
You motherfuckers will end up making me learn Japanese out of peer pressure, before German. Bitches

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D'awwww

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>> No.4191047

>>4190933
>implying beatrice exists

>> No.4191065

>>4191047
Are you forgetting? There WAS a human Beatrice at one point. That's supposed to be her. (Note the young Genji and Kinzo.)

>> No.4191078

>>4190933
Translation mistake. The original text had 飼い-something, which means "to keep/feed" (like a pet), not "to return" 帰--.

>> No.4191124

>>4190933
I want a past arc NOW, make it Ryu, don't wait till ep8

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>>4191078
Damn, boy... guess you better do something, right?

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