/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Poor gobs being bottom of the totem pole

to anyone who cares,
i drew that turkey bimbo in my style, still aint done
https://i.imgur.com/UQdWtAv.png
she has got big lips and i am going to draw her putting those fat lips to good use

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>41878958
It's true, I need to purchase my Goblin merchandise on the black market, so my reputation isn't damaged.

>>41878989
Smells like tuna

>>41878996
With all the information gathering some squirrel is going to find out and post it for all monsters to see.

>>41879027
She wouldn't dare! I've been campaigning against Goblin overpopulation for years! It would ruin me!

wubadubadubis that true?

I'm definitely not thinking about losing to strong monsters

>>41878972
I'm still amazed by the neuron activation the shoes on that harpy do.
>>41879049
Does it count as losing if I surrender to her without a fight?

>>41879070
Fuck me shoes are strong

>>41879049
I wanna give a low level MG the ultimate self confidence boost when she "beats" me in my level 85 raid boss gear and I have to now help her with her quest to become the greatest chef of all time!

>>41879049
I'm afraid to go to the beach because of all the strong Monsters there.

>>41878972
Looks great Anon, I would love to stuff that turkey everyday.

>>41879098
That's why you only go to the beach with your trusted Onee-san! She protects you from the strong monsters and she wears that bikini you like

>>41879119
>she wears that bikini you like
Nu uh

>>41879129
Anon, that's your loving onee-san, she will wear anything you ask her to!

>>41879119
I can only feel safe with her if she has large muscles herself.

>>41879098
Just so you know, skinny waist, weak core, so weak, just looks strong. Are harmless. If thick middle dangerous

>>41879142
>muscular Dullahan onee-san wearing a neon green sling bikini
>her head is blushing the entire time
>her body is totally loving it and constantly doing lewd poses for you despite her heads protests

DD/MGE
>Hellion is a salamander who was exiled from her home after refusing to marry her assigned suitor
>Houndsmaster is still accompanied by his loyal dog/cu sith, protecting her even at the cost of his own life
>Vestal has become mildly disillusioned with the faith on hearing reports from visitors to St. Martha's
>Plague Doctor is obsessed with mamono anatomy to an unhealthy degree
>A flock of Black Harpies have formed a cult around the Shrieker, which has presented... problems.
>Occultist is hounded by a tsundere Shambler, who he swears he doesn't know
>Dismas is still a widower.
>Flagellant creeps everyone out.
>Bounty Hunter runs a bakery when the Heir doesn't require his services.

>>41879135
Even the green ranger?

While we're on the topic of strong monsters, how do I get an oni to pay her tab? She just laughs and puts me in a headlock if I try to hand her a bill

>>41879142
Are you a musclemancer?

>>41879195
Depends how you define that.
>>41879193
Tell her about your financial woes so she feels guilty for not paying you.

>>41879182
>>Flagellant creeps everyone out.
Flagellant would be absolutely hounded by "I can fix him" girls.

>>41879243
At least until he breaks out the Husk Ichor.

>>41879103
>>41879070
thanks

>>41879182
>Dismas is still a widower
Oof

>>41879281
Is the thing that the song is sad or just really terrible?

>>41879193
just wrestle her into the ground or just slip out her grasp and sit on her arm

>>41879193
she needs rape correction. Then being forced to watch the most normalfag shit until she mellows out

>>41879281
Country music would likely lead to the mamano kingdoms declaring a war for humanitarian intervention, the monsters would be very upset at our treatment by such truly evil creatures.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkKn5HrKgHQ

>>41879352
I would so blast sad country songs in the vicinity of a monster army to really provoke some correction

>>41879352
My country music brings all the dogs to the yard.

I don't think monsters won't actively seduce a man who's not currently looking for a partner, it's not like they can read a man's mind to see if he's either not interested enough or actively avoids offers from a monster, so they stay on the safe side and only go after a man that's actively interested. Rejection probably hurts a monster a lot anyways.

You come across a snug Yeti in her blanket

>>41879407
Yeti of the snowy mountains, what is your wisdom?

>>41879407
I throw a snowball at her

>>41879411
>Be sure...to drink your...
>White Horn milk

>>41878846
a manticore made this post

>>41879467
>Big kot enjoys playing with her food

>>41879390
they may not read minds but they can sense desire. so just keep that to a minimum when they try to flirt with you and you should be good

I need help I’m addicted to raging shrooms, just the other day I went on another bender and creampied my ushi-oni neighbor over a dozen times, and this other time I did the same to my minotaur neighbor. They’ve been understanding and helpful not pressing charges or calling the police only asking I take responsibility, and I want to do so by kicking my habit. Does anyone have any tips kicking a raging shroom addiction?

Beware the 'nukis that made their fortune by force.

>>41879558
tiny tail, tiny tail

>>41879096
>let low level MG girl defeat you when you're level 85
>She instantly jumps from level 3 to level 74
>She gains the ability level drain, and uses it post battle
>You are now level 3 and she is now level 85
>Your armor is too high level for you to even equip anymore
>She still is a complete noob though, and despite her newfound immense power she still sucks at fighting
>Despite this you are WAY too low of a level to even phase her
>shota-ized anon then gets abducted by now stupidly strong brainlette monstergirl and put into her party
>Butthurt anon gets carried to the rest of the game by brainlette mamono, raging at her shitty understanding of combat
>Endless teasing and role reversed lewds ensue
>Nobody believes he was ever level 85

Never give that entry level girl the win anon, no matter how bad you want to see that CG unless you're into that kinda thing
You'll be backseat healslut for life

>>41879182
>>41879243
Wouldn't Flagelant just be a typical Order devotee?

>>41879554
Go to Greila's intervention for dealing with drug addiction at her sabbath, just don't stare at the unicorn loli's exposed winking horse cunnies, you'll get triggered and will want to do more shrooms

>>41879688
>Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a
>bad case of lovin' you!

>>41879580
that just sounds irritating

Help I downloaded demurenun.exe from limewire onto my automaton but some asshole fucking just renamed it from holywarrior.exe now she keeps talking about going on crusades, and defeating the demon lord. How do I fix this?

>>41879726
Just follow the program, it'll be fun when you arrive in the Desert Region

>>41879726
pray to the Fallen God

>>41879586
Anon, the Order doesn't worship the Iron Crown (and by extension, the Heart of Darkness.) Besides, the Flagellant is pretty much only attracted to the pain his Flail gives him. And other people.

>Novice warlock accidentally summons and binds a greater demon
>She can't do shit about it since the contract and binding is water tight some fucking how
>Said warlock just uses her to help him with low level quests since he just believes he got lucky and got a arch imp.
>Other monster girls doesn't even want to get near after seeing the mildly frustrated greater demon helping anon pick herbs for the local shop owner

>>41879580
>implying level drain wasn't my level 1 spell specifically to avoind this sort of situation
how un-smug will she be when i'm done with her and she's back to level 3 while i'm way over 100?

>>41880118
>Stuck in a endless level draining loop
>You both end up with the exact same level every time you fuck

>>41880114
Finally, now I can practice alchemy without the local p'orcs harassing me

>>41879182
I love the flagellant, my favorite class with the hound master.

>>41880125
the most dangerous party
>See some lvl 1 noob with his lvl 100 heal slut gf
>It’s gonna be a long day
>She gives him every buff under the sun to his health, damage, and armor
>50% of 10 is just 5 more damage
>Suddenly he drains her of all her levels
>Lvl 100 warrior with every buff possible 1 shots me
A strategy almost as powerful as the stealth molestation rogue

>>41878946
Black Friday special deal
You BI one, you get five (or more) free.
Best deal ever.

>>41880329
>support role gf gets to level 9999
>duo enters order territory, both of them with a evil grin
>"hey is that a monster?"
>"she looks old and has a child with her! we must save him"
>the two lead the order on for a bit so that soldiers can accumulate.
>finally the pair is cornered
>lvl 2 male is given massive and long buffs
>level drain
>suddenly a lvl 10000 arch incubus is standing before the order platoon. with a loli monster behind him
>with a single swing of his sword a wave of mana washes over the platoon.
>every single female is monsterized into a random monster, instincts quickly taking over as the scenario devolves
>the two walk out of order territory, MG now at level 12900 and carrying the BF at level 2 again.
>but its less carry and more "shota is wedged in the fat hag's giant breasts"

>>41880469
Levels go with ages ?

>>41880590
its just visual age
see that old looking fox over there? not a day over 15

>>41879193
Tell her you have to close the bar down because your customers keep refusing to pay.

You thought selling your virginity to your demon friend when you were little was a joke? It wasn't. She will come to collect her dues, sooner or later.

>>41880747
Then I ruin her fun by laying naked on the floor and saying
>take me

>>41880469
Okay now imagine if this in a more modern setting. Trying to bait soldiers with that tactic? You're dealing with Spec Ops son! And I'm gonna call in AC-130. See of your broken level drain can beat bullets and missiles.

>>41880781
AC-130? more like husband-buffet for harpies and dragons

>>41880781
i wouldnt do that anon.
you know what they say about monsters and rage states? its always the nice ones that end up breaking.
we dont want a mana nuke that can soak every female in a 50 mile radius with extremely volatile transformative mana, now do we?

>>41880747
I thought it was a joke because she didn't take it the second I signed the paper.

You mean she's spent all this time fucking teasing me?

>>41880781
nobody cares about more modern settings
take me back to before the car age, those were simpler times.

>>41881374
I like the modern MGE setting because I wanna troll MGs online and eventually get swatted by MG police (all anubi) because I pissed off an anubis

>>41878946
Something seems off about these new soldiers the king has been hiring. Still, I suppose it's not my problem as long as they keep those damn monsters out.

>>41880781
Order calls in USAF air-support
>monsterisation wave hits
>"Order HQ, this Alp3-7 reporting in..."
Chairforce is already to convert, even without mamono mana

>>41881457
>MG police (all anubi)
Just throw a big box of legos at them. Their collective 'tism will kick in and they'll spend the next few hours building pyramids.

>>41882187
>navy's gay
>air force is gay
>marines are probably gay for navy
>coast guard are gay due to proximity to navy
>space force is gay because of space radiation
I knew the Army was the last bastion of real, non-alp men!

>>41882233
More than a few with those paws

ded (on the rocks)

dragons are very cute

>>41882666
Spyro taught me that dragons open container by ramming into them head-first.

>>41882690
mostly wurms use that method, dragons just grab and toss the object into the ground

Sex with pears

>>41882859
not enough

>>41882690
Drakan taught me that dragons acquire new breath attacks by defeating other dragons in combat.

>>41880781
>"Fuller Auto"

>>41882859
No I'd rather not, I've fucked a watermelon before and that was something, so I'd rather not fuck any more fruits or foods.

Reminder that the mamono goverment will pay you to have more daughters and expand the population,bonus money if your Echidna gives birth to new species

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>>41882990
ya know i feel like it would be the opposite, considering the whole "no/extremely low chance of a male being born" thing.

>>41883010
Some fucked up anubis images got into the main gallery again

>>41883024
daughters are precious,boys are gross

>>41882859
I just want a trio of Familiars with fat butts who like getting fucked in the ass.

>>41882914
Fun, fun, fun on the autobahn!

>>41883035
i saw those as well as the hatter, way too big for the normal galllery

>>41883035
we /d/ chads now
https://imgbox.com/ARQuyxSf

All androids LOVE big guns,no exceptions

>>41883053
Oh god what the fuck

>>41883053
well that's something

>>41883073
Bitches love hand cannons.

41883053
Fuck off. /d/ is a horrible place and those who lurk there need to be put into concentration camps.

>>41883105
not all is bad, lactation is something good you can find there, /h/ is worse honestly. it has all that ntr nonsense over there

>>41883053
We went through this before, but hyperpreg getting a pass is odd when it's visually indistinguishable from vore pics.
>>41883105
>>41883136
I don't get why the (non-hyper) muscle girl thread is relegated to /d/, but maybe it's better that way if /h/ is as much of an NTR central as people say.

>>41883073
>"Hey anon, pass me the AK-P emitter"

>>41883178
>All DEX,no str or defenses
Pfffff,at worst she will steal a wallet and run away at mach 2

the problem with /d/ (or any nsfw focused board) is that its just all coomers.
there is no room for cute stuff, funny scenarios, or actual discussion. there is only room for "AUGHHHHHH SEXXXXXXXX"
MGE doesnt work out in such a environment because the whole point is "loving relationship", which while sex is a big part of MGE there are so many small things that honestly outweigh it when put all together.

>>41883235
>which while sex is a big part of MGE there are so many small things that honestly outweigh it when put all together.
Wrong,nothing is better than pregnant monster girls and making a loving family with them

>>41882859
that's a little girl....

>>41883261
you disagree and yet sex is only a means to the end for what you like MGE for.

>>41883264
That's correct

>>41883235
This place is quiet hostile to everything that is not sex or men being humiliated

>>41883421
more like when the monster girl is just an afterthought and some tg stuff or other edgy stuff is put first

>which way white men ?

no se, nada mas quien da mas chavo es adonde voy

>>41883421
what this anon said >>41883439
there is a fine line between
>REE ITS NOT SEX!!!
and
>dude what the fuck. we dont do death here.

>>41883446
To the Imax! We must go see Avatar 2 with the blue cat people

>>41883471
Avatar 2 is out ?

I don't think theres a single item in MGE lore that isnt used for sex, actvated by sex, or somehow made to make you horny

>>41883482
December 16th, but I imagine Lone Knight & Cat are in the boondocks and will take some time getting back to civilization

>>41883319
you can't have sex with children.

>>41883497
>Ywn be knight with a sweet chesh going in a adventure to enjoy a long awaited movie
We can't make it

>>41883490
There are ships and submarines that don't make you horny. There is food that doesn't make you horny too. It's just the book are porn books hence they focus on it. But the non horny stuff is there.

>>41883516
>There are ships and submarines that don't make you horny.
Ask KC some details about those and I guarantee you that there are some sex-inducing mechanisms there. MGE is still a hentai setting first and foremost and anybody trying to act like they are above the "coomers" is delusional.

>>41883510

>>41883516
Boats are not an item
and the stuff that isn;t horny is rigged to get you a monster girl or actually make you horny
demon realm lizard stake= fine
demon realm llizard stake cooked via dragon breath, flavored with dragealic and the resturant will have a dragon sit with you whIle you eat=HORNY

ill concede that you can make the logical assumtion that a steak on its own is fine

>>41883547
He's right, kid are not for sexo. Sabbath are not kids but old hags mimicking kids.

>>41883553
Wait you mean i can't stock a boat in my inventory ?

fever grass sounds like the MGE version of an edible
>>41883579
that sounds like I cursed speed running glitch

>>41883547
when i see this pic, i can help but see her eyes going in two different directions fro some reasons and its hilarous

>>41883566
>Momonika

>>41883510
That's not what the monsters think.

>>41883590
The Speedrun no clip into wonderland any% will take 6 more seconds and ask for a way harder input glitch without that boat anon. That's mess up, really mess up...

>>41883623
the best way to eat a shit ton of feremented shroom bits till an od

>>41878946

>>41883645
oh great, now this AI trash is making me miss gacha shit

Hi I'm Anon, and I'm addicted to hags.

QUICK ANON! You need to save your childhood friend from the clutches of a terrible monster. Who knows what will happen to her if you don’t get there in time.

>>41883667
Sup, I’m also have a great addiction to old ladies, I can barely keep myself when I see a single one while I’m on my quest
>>41883729
Uhhhhhh, who?

>>41883740
Your childhood friend? The one who joined the order in order to protect (you)?

>>41883543
It's possible but so far they just look like transportation things. All I'm saying is that there are things not related to sex and and be used. But yes, its a porn setting and thus sex is brought up a lot more then normal.

>>41883780
>Women protecting you
KEK
>Women
>Friend
Choose one.

>>41883543
coomer setting is boring.

>>41883780
more like be my burden, she aint bright and is rash and prideful, she needs to be knocked down a peg or two, and i'll gladly help, i did tell her to stay out of this, its my fate to fight against the old vampire of the castle oblivion, and mine alone fot my last name is belmont

>>41883729
I don't think I have to, I believe my childhood friend already handled that blonde monster herself.

>>41883553
Boats are things that are created and can be used or purchased. So I thought it's applies but yes its not an item.
There are mention of gun shops and music players.
There is also lights that are created and used

>>41883815
>Gun shop
YES, fuck all of you that said that i can't have one.

>>41883815
>>41883832
dont remember no one saying that but, its most likely black powder guns that dont use cartridge ammo

>>41883815
keep in mind those are proabaly demon silver guns
HORNY GUNS

>>41883615
Momonika is the best sabbath, their gimmic is simply that the slutty lolis want sexo.

>>41883844
You still can make a machine gun with it or at least a revolver.
>>41883850
Make them better, incapacitated a monster without pain or blood. No disadvantages

>>41883780
bro, i dont know even know this woman, shes creepy and keeps following me

>>41883806
the only thing i can think of about this is monster/man couples that larp off of earth media
>frankensteins momster

>>41883793
Damn, and after all she’s done for you anon.
>>41883806
Well it seems the vampire you’ll be fighting against isn’t going to be the one you expected in the end then. Truly a tragedy.

>>41883850
Demon silver attacks your magic rather then make you horny in of itself.
And there is likely ammunition meant for killing things cause they talk about killing animals for butchering purposes. There are butcher shops ran by incubi and their mamono wives in setting.

>>41883884
k, it dont matter, my skin has been blessed with a wurm milk bath and my neck is as thick as a tree trunk. im just hold her tight in my arms as i whisper sweet nothings in her ear

>>41883884
Don't care, didn't ask, she hasn't done anything. I will go marry a mantis in the wood.

>>41883897
Yup, i see it like that too, one kind of ammo for hunting, an another for protection and """hunting"""

>>41883897
>There are butcher shops ran by incubi
How does that relate to sex?

>>41883910
They give meat to their wives.

>>41883910
Well it's like carpenters, how can you have bed if you delete them from the setting ?
MgE is not only about sexooo all days, we have a lot of things in-between, your wife and you will have hobbies or interested that you want to fulfill. At least i would love it like that.

>>41883877
so some lich who revived some poor dude who died

>>41883877
so some anon makes his momster outta of zombie parts?

>>41883877
>wearing a red hood when you go into the woods to visit grandma

>>41883073
Isn't T-elos mostly flesh?

I want to marry Dark Knight and make her stronger than a lilim!

>>41883073
so the ones i was born with and made bigger?

>>41883618
I wanna sniff that demon loli's breath

Bovine Power Hour!

>>41884253
I'd like to learn to dance.

>>41884253
i found this weird cow from underground in the desert

Bro all your "monster girls" are just tall girls with different skin and sometimes muscle fuck off what a shit thread

>>41882914
her sister's better. bigger tits, faster reaction speed, and just imagine the long-range grapple arm handjobs she gives. oh man.

>>41883024
fucking your wife spreads mamonomana into the world
spreading mamonomana powers up the Demon Lord
once the DL is powered up enough she'll make the World Spell v1.5 patch, enabling boys to be born at 50/50 rate instead of 5/500 rate we got right now.

>>41884325
I'd post the best catgirl but I don't feel like it right now.

>>41884333
still got bent her older sis tho

>>41884325
>>>/trash/

Shoggy doesn't have to larp as a maid for me. I prefer that she dresses like a normal housewife.

>>41884387
>obvious bait
Anon...

>>41884387
>healslut general
Sounds like a good place to me.
as long as I healslut for furry girls

>>41884421
I thought the same when I requested for just to remain in a normal house.
She then proceded to lock the bedroom door and do unspeakable things to me. I mean it, I can't even pronuce half the stuff she did to me that errrr night? Time is kinda wonky for me ever since.

>>41883516
>>41883553
>>41883815
What if the boats themselves are horny?

sizzle sizzle

>>41884557
We Hot Shots 2 again?

>>41883964
That's how it's supposed to be. MGE is going for the ideal that once material issues are taken care off people will work cause they want to rather the forced to do so for survival.

So for example, you can not eat at all and just have sex with your wife to quench hunger and thirst. But people do still like to eat and drink food cause it can still take care of those needs plus it's tasty. So you work to earn money to buy food. But it's by choice rather the survival.

Is this realistic? I don't think so cause humans being humans like in real life will just coom but MGE never claimed realism and is optimistic setting so it's fine.

>>41884047
they both are biorobots made by a pervert scientist

>>41884605
Sound my kind scientist.

>>41882271
Space force is not gay but is busy fucking ayys.

Monsters are dorks and I bet they can't handle rock and roll

>>41884640
Metalhead moths are threadcanon from the old days

>>41884640
There was that Thunderbird, I don't feel like looking for the picture.

>>41884658
it's pretty much all of them but okay

>>41884013
>Big Sis, Why are Your Hands So Big?

Just a reminder of why you're in this thread

>>41884681
Hellhound breath = Very sniffable

I want to be miss Wght's footstool.

>>41884707
I would be more concerned with the chest fluff, that stuff is a class A narcotic, very addictive. Go fast ain't got nothing on Hellwan fluff.

>>41884770
Alternate between her hot breath and her soft chest fluff

I just got a "meaty legend" tavern style pizza. I can only invite one for supper. Who should it be?
:succubus
:cow

>>41884699
Sunbro is dead, why should I even live...

>>41884770
damn do I want to be used as a hellhound's sweatrag

>>41884886
Beware. The angel of our slimey lady is near.

>>41884914
you may have to open up a church for all those holy wives at some point

>>41883200
I think you're thinking of her cousin Arlo. Prism is one of the biggest guns they have.

>>41884928
I already have! Although this is my pinkhaired wife just in combat gear. About to decimate an entire party of would be adventurers.

>>41884770
There are so many girls with fluff I'd be happy to huff

>>41884992
For me, it's those nutty tree rats

>>41885028
Bunnyip, tree rat, and chesh are my favorite fluffs

>>41885041
Anubis fluff is good too.

Now if there was a cow with fluff, she'd be hands down the best girl

>>41885048
I forgot bogey, it's artificial fluff but still good fluff

>>41885048
There's probably a Holst based on a highland cow. She'd have Kej tier hair too

>>41885041
needs more feathers in there. jubjub and gandharva at least

big griffon hugs

STOP liking evil mg

>>41883010
Thank you wiki man

>>41885121
I love tall, evil monster girls.
I can save her

>>41885121
no

>>41885121
Evil MGs will inevitably win. They'll make life for us human men better, just trust the plan.

>>41885121
I can fix her.

Always remind your kiki that you will not exploit your relationship to take sexual advantage of her, as doing this to your maid would be unprofessional and abusive.

>>41885121
No. They are cute.

>>41885161
this is why i don't think i'd mesh well with subservient monsters

>>41885121
nah

>>41885191
this, life in monster girl land would seem more meaningful and amazing if there was some solid restraint

deertaur where?
whitehorn is cute but doesn't count for me, too bulky

>>41885235
>White Horn doesn't count
You're weird.

>>41885235
>White Horn
>bulky
I don't see it.

>>41885121
I CAN FIX HER

Shrieker-kun's cult of Black Harpies are the reason you can't find any Comet Shards.

>>41885267
The only fix she needs is taking off that dumb eyepatch.

I haven't been able to stop thinking about some random posts from a week ago. Imagine housing a Salamander loli over a winter like she was a temporary adopted daughteru, and all the cute and lewd antics.

>>41885242
>>41885259
I guess it's not really the deer-ness i'm after, just the 'lighter' proportions i associate with deerwomen (for some reason)? like, it bothers me when the 'shoulders' of the horse-half are thicker/wider than the girl's hips would be on a human frame. idk

MGE RPG update when?

>>41885329
delayed another couple of months since you asked about it, sorry

>>41885329
Chesh in my arms when ?

>>41885329
Oh no
Cringe

>>41884617
>...not gay...
>Ayys do anal probing
>enlisting in SpazzForce
Sure its not gay.

>>41885329
Every time you ask, I write another word in my masterpiece NTR MGExBloodbornexWH crossover fanfic and then I'll send it to KC

>>41885329
Do it, Chesh! Pull the trigger!

>>41885121
I'm going to pump so much cum into all of her evil holes and she's going to give me so many evil daughters. It will be magnificent.

>>41885395
Trigger

do you trust faceless monsters?

>>41885329
>when?
When every Patreon simp stops paying until on delivery.

>>41880469
>>but its less carry and more "shota is wedged in the fat hag's giant breasts"
Hot

>>41885296
nightmare pfp omitted for sheer cartoonishness/underdeveloped style- any new nightmare pics from KC i don't know about?
whitehorn's "hips" are actually above the taur 'shoulders'. her long coat also adds to the bulky appearance.
centaur isn't bad on that front, the anatomy fusion is a little ill-defined but she isn't 'seated' on top like whitehorn is, but still quite bulky
bicorn's joining is better-defined than either of the others but still seems high-set to me, pretty good overall shape besides that
i wish i could figure out what example i'm deriving my taste from so i could share it, but my memory is just not cooperating in coughing up the source

>>41885395
BANG
BANG
BANG
PULL THE CHESHY TRIGGER!

>>41885161
>Anon finds the Kiki sobbing in the pantry cupboard with a half-eaten box of oat cookies
>why is Mastah so cruel?

>>41885420
I am sure that will happen soon

>>41885161
>next door Anon drops by the Kitchen door to 'borrow a cup of sugar' from the neighbor's Kiki
It can't possibly be called Ntr if you're already ruling out sexxing your Kiki because of 'professionalism'

>>41885440
>Cuddling correction is need for this kiki, as her best friend and nothing more, I should provided
>Kiki is broken

ah my fucking hands hurt but heres the turkey bimbo colored and shaded
for those who cared >>41879103 >>41879070
https://i.imgur.com/HXlcjSn.jpg
has been a while since i've done that

>DAMN FEMALE KID next door
Which species comes to mind?

>>41885662
Cheshire, and in an irritating kind of way.

>>41885662
Shambler. With little rubber nubs on her tentacles so she doesn't cut things to ribbons when she tries to hold them.

>>41885662
Salamander that keeps challenging you to a fight and never accepting that you just wanna have a calm afternoon.

>>41885662
>"Hey mister, you wanna rub my ears?"
>"Of course you don't, because you aren't a lolicon."

>>41885731
>Kid next door is harassing you and trying to flirt with you
>Tell the kid next door you aren't interested in lolis and want a grown woman
>Next day her her bombshell of a older sister comes to sexually harass you instead

>>41885662
The wight who won't stop bragging about how much nicer her newly constructed manor is than my own home; even if it doesn't fit in with the rest of the neighbourhood.

>>41885781
>call it a McMansion
>watch the fireworks

>>41885781
What monster girl would try to "flirt" with a man by showing off how wealthy they are or giving him waaaay to expensive stuff?

>>41885800
Nuki or creeping coin

>>41885762
That's only good if anon can't get it up and realizes he was a lolicon all along, and then the brat acts extra smug when she notices he gets a chub when he sees her.

>>41885813
Gonna point a laser at that coin

>>41885800
Overwhelmingly, tanuki.

>Kiki bully steals your lunch money and makes you eat her homemade lunch

>>41885834
WE'RE RICH

>>41885781
Definitely worth it in the summer, when she and her other noble friends are at the private pool in their tiny bikinis asking you to come play with them.

>>41885868
Watch her flip when an actual bully already stole my money.

>>41885781
Everything can burn anon, everything.

>>41885869
>creeping coin cowers in the corner as a bunch of weirdos point lasers at her, announcing their new found wealth

>>41885787
>Wight is utterly beside herself in rage.
>She knows that you're trying to rile her up, but she can't help it.
>Barrages you with details about the intense design process using highly paid architects, and the original inspiration of a country chateau.
>The interior is almost as expensive as the building itself, built entirely to her specifications and design needs.
>Looks incredibly self-satisfied when she's done, beliving to have ended the argument then and there.
>Continue to point out that it doesn't fit in with the suburban area anyway.

>>41885875
She's going to get very jealous when all of her friends start trying to tempt you over the fence. Maybe there's an opportunity for some payback by flirting with them.

>>41885787
>quote from drained anon

>>41885826
>anon finally gives into the next door brat's advances
>she keeps being smug in bed and taunting his previous denial by calling herself a kid, keeps telling him her age, etc.

>>41885875
>she keeps dropping hints that's she hiring for a pool boy
>a very well compensated pool boy
what do they do anyway, net junk out of the pool and keep it clean? sounds easy

>>41886002
>"I'm only nine!"
">You perv hentai!"
>"Do you like my little girl body that much?"
Shirokuto on her wedding night.

mg version of this

>>41886169
Krispy Kitsune

>>41886081
I feel Momonika would be the bapho that does this

your thoughts?

>>41886002
>"hehe I'll call the cops and say you're a pedo if you don't make my stomach bottom out"

>>41886219
no thank you

>>41886204
No baphomet can resist doing this. None.

>>41885121
i can fix her

>>41885121
she can fix me

>>41885161
yes, your relationship with your Kiki maid should be fully outside of work
give her a day off then immediatelly invite her out on a date on that day off

>>41886264
But the other ones are just pretending and not 9 for real like her.

>>41886219
What\s up with so many demon lord stories having such fucked up "she's immortal and we kinda just torture her for all eternity" endings?

>>41886219
there are way more ethicalways to extract high-rank immortal demon mana than to make her cum repeatedly from tickling.
for example, you could enlarge her breasts and milk her like a cow, while a loving husband gently tends to her needs and fucks her brains out to keep her docile. yes i'm an oppai loli lover, how did you know?

>>41886353
wait is that an actully common thing?

>>41886410
i don't think so

>>41886427
but hes saying it is,

>>41886410
Well, sort of.
"Defeated female demon lord" is not too uncommon and a number of them have weirdly fucked up endings.
I'm exaggerating a bit but there's quite a few of those stories. I hate them since actual suffering just kills my boner in an instant, so they do tend to stick with me a bit more.

>>41885329
Never going to be released cause they get money for not delivering the game.

>>41886491
But get more money from game sales.
My best guess is that the game's scope got bigger and bigger, to the point where it's impossible for a single man to develop, and KC is afraid to announce it.

>>41886454
Limb removal tends to come into it a lot.

>>41886517
He isn't selling a game so why would game sales matter?

>>41886530
Well, prospective game sales.

>>41886536
2k a month is a pretty comfortable level of passive income though

>>41886525
That too, and I hate that as well.
Defeated demon lord getting her comeuppance and getting fucked until she accepts defeat is top tier.
Her getting mutilated and put in a endless suffering loop is not. It fucking kills any momentum the story or hentai had.

>>41886546
how much you think the eng tl costs him?

>>41886564
Nothing

>>41886564
Quite a bit, If he really hired an accredited professional.

>>41886564
He said that patreon basically covers the english TL. Thing is, the game is stuck in development hell at the moment, so it would be hilarious if someone managed to rip him off to the point that he's paying the dude 2k for literally nothing

>>41886658
>half the patreon costs as retainer fee
Sounds pretty japanese to me.

I don't really need to be protected by a Jinko bodyguard. I only hired her because I want to kiss her a lot and rewarding her for good work that way works as an excuse.

>>41886896
I want to hire a lizard girl bodyguard and watch her get way too into it.

raijus are erotic and you need to have one as a girlfriend wife

Wonderworm kisses.

>>41886896
>>41886918
>Jinko
>Lizard
Accept the superiority of Chaos. A Mindflayer will simply turn a would be assailant into the most loyal of followers.

>>41886219
>your thoughts?
Shog
and computer parts

Would a kiki let me cook for her?

>>41886989
>ywn game with a loli in your lap
>she'll never rub it in her ass cheeks to distract you
Bapho-sama, hurry up and we can do it.

>>41887000
Definitely, as long as you're passionate about it and she can serve you in other ways. Kiki couldn't refuse a meal her Mastah cooked just for her.

>>41886563
why are you putting tickling on the same level as mutilation?
thats seems crazy to me

>>41887112
Gonna cook several pounds of hardtack for kiki

>>41887151
I'm more talking about the ending to that doujinshi where she gets stuck in that wall for 1000 years and just left to get her mana drained by a machine.
The final panel is just her on year like 800 completely unresponsive with the place decaying around her.

>>41887212
Anon, no!

>>41886985
>>41886989
Convert all monsters into Mindflayer hybrids, Shog hybrids, and Mindflayer-Shog hybrids.

>>41887222
sounds hot, sauce?
I've been looking for monster girl stuff but all I get is succubi raping little boys instead of the preferred lolis raping older men

Shog has taken my lower half, help me

>>41887242
Just search demon + tickling and it's one of the first things that show up.
It's not that hard to find.

>>41886985
No, thanks. The 'flayers just aren't the same.
>>41887238
Now a Jinko-Shog hybrid, that's something I can get behind.

>>41887099
this but it's a shog that's the game I'm playing, the chair I'm sitting on, and the loli in my lap

>>41887000
I have a strong desire to sniff that kiki's breath and fluff her ears while I do so

>>41887238
Why would I want every monster girl to turn me into a monster boy?

>>41887460
so we can all hang out on walls as spiders and throw squid men at filthy human women to molest them.
It will be funny.

>>41887482
nah

I want monster girls to turn me into an even bigger coomerbrain

i wanna just fuck with the overly serious monsters like an older anubis whose almost given up on love and the like but pretend i only exist in her head

I want to merge with shogwife and share our bodily functions.

>>41887587
t.scorn parasite

>>41887606
I would actually like that in monster girl form. So a lot cuter and instead of ripping your guts out she gives you a handy or something. Like a reverse night gaunt.

>>41885235
>>41885296
>>41885429
hm
does
>sproink
push any buttons in your head, deerfucker?

>>41887606
How can you say you love each other if you wont even filtrate each others blood

how do dragons feel when i pull up to the dragonia club in my trans am, painted bright colors that match with my outfit and enter the club and ask the oldest dragon if she wants a ride?

>>41887687
>how can you day you love her if you won't even let her eat you?
Some sandworm probably

>>41887587
this but a kiki and we do it manually with a hacksaw and a surgical stapler

Post your best jubjub pics please!

>>41887849
posted my latest best turkey pic before in the thread

The fuck, I thought this thread was on page 5 literally minutes ago.

>>41887858
No, not turkey. Jubjubs. Those coomerbrained birds from Wonderland, fren. Post jubjubs so when portals open, everyone can go jub jub with their jubjub

>>41887915
turkey is just american jub

>>41887587
Try not to lose your mind once you're flooded with her thoughts.

>parasitefu
>Still has a head for kissies
>Latches onto your back like a piggyback ride
>Molests you with her tail and has her hands tied around you
>Should probably have a vagina too so I guess that can go on as a tail pussy
Please do it KC. Give me the shirohebi wet dream.
I know it's a little more exotic than most girls

>>41887922
Not quite. Turkeys are just big harpies. Jubjubs are small but with breasts and coomerbrained

what if mg threads were like /dbs/?

>>41887747
That sounds incredibly unpleasant. Shogs win again.

>>41887874
Ah okay, so it's the usual suspects. >>41887837

>>41887928
But I thought insanity was one of the benefits?

>>41887955
nah, they are the american jub, i just know it because they got massive tits and thighs and are bimbos

>>41888006
>your hellhound friend and her sexy aunt

>>41888034
I will be aggressively pretending I don't know them.

>>41888051
but y? she made pecan pie

>suddenly page 10
Why are there so many mentally ill autists on this board? 4chan as a whole has really made me reconsider my stance on eugenics over the years.

>>41888077
V-tumors were a mistake.

>>41888077
That's just people in general I'm afraid. Everyone is some form of neurotic, for us it's a blend of incel lite, furries, and male submission which is actually pretty wierd.

>>41878946

>>41887993
This, would still do it with Shog

>>41888077
>>41888087
It could have all been avoided two years ago.
>>41888101
The other two categories may have considerable numbers, but furry influence is like one or two baiters.

>>41888272
It doesn't take a lot of people to spam a thread. Although the spamming is usually the /tg/ guy trying to pick fights about maledom or worldbuilding that people keep responding to

vtumors have their own containment board.
why are they still allowed here?

>>41888450
Mods are shit.

>>41888345
>It doesn't take a lot of people to spam a thread.
True.
>Although the spamming is usually the /tg/ guy trying to pick fights about maledom or worldbuilding that people keep responding to
If only there was a meido that recognized trolling attempts besides ones obvious even to someone who has never visited /mgt/ before. Someone's always gonna get baited, so the only solace is baited Anons making unironic undesirables feel unwelcome.
>>41888450
I think I actually got an answer from a vtumor in the last meta thread I saw. Why they're allowed here: because mods don't give a shit about /jp/. Why they keep coming here: because mods don't give a shit about /jp/. He said he prefers /jp/ because mods on /vt/ do work harder, but they're also anal about retarded rules, for example you're not allowed to so much as hint at a vtuber's other identities even if they're common knowledge.

>>41888603
>Why they're allowed here: because mods don't give a shit about /jp/.
>Why they keep coming here: because mods don't give a shit about /jp/.
>He said he prefers /jp/ because mods on /vt/ do work harder
>but they're also anal about retarded rules
of course, how could i be so blind. its always the fucking mods.
i need a fucking wine gote for this shit.

>>41888723
I'd rather no mods than overactive mods because I know at least three places where an avatarfag is running
rampant and mods do nothing.
One time someone did a collage and half the thread pictures were just rabbits.
That said there is no reason for vtubers here at all when they have a place.

>>41888789
Indeed, a lazy mod is better than an active mod that has no idea what he's doing and makes things worse. Silver lining, I guess.

>>41888789
wasnt there a vtuber that used yandere moth as her avatar

>>41889026
I know the one you're talking about.
No its just a moth.

>>41888951
REMOVE SHOG KIKI STRONK

>>41888868
>im sorry ms elk but we've gotta let you go
>WHAT? why.
>you have been the cause of many car crash related damages, its starting to reflect poorly on our c-
>I HEARD A CRASH. WHY ARE YOU STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?

>>41889026
i think so, is that why everyone hates that yandere moth now?

>>41889062
>vacuum turns into Shog
>gets rid of Kiki
>Shog wins again, total Shog victory

>>41889062
Chciałbym skorzystać z okazji i stwierdzić jako Słowianin, że będę zadowolony, jeśli Shoggoth będzie matką moich dzieci.

>>41888345
>Fa/tg/uy sperging about worldbuilding
But why though.

>>41880781
>Implying monstergirls don't have their own modern army
One shot from this baby and you'll be incapacitated and sent home as a war husband.

Does make you wonder what the MGE setting would look like if it was directly translated to be more modern.
Would the Order be some authoritarian theocracy state? Would the Mamono realms be a joint alliance of the different mamono states for the purpose of dealing with the order? Would they themselves be lead by a monarchic "demon queen" or would they be individual states more like a mamono version of NATO, with the demon queen just as head of the most powerful mamono state? Interesting concept to play around with about at the very least.
Even moreso if you got /k/ brainrot and military camo makes you unga.

>>41889182
nah, that was just tourists whining about incest

>>41889235
He plays every side to keep it going.

>>41889182>>41889182
>is that why everyone hates that yandere moth now?
no anon its just the northern lights

>>41889062
>>41889199
>turns out kiki's are actually a eldritch horror like shogs
>the two are in constant war with each other because both were sent by different elder gods to "cleanse the world of all impurity"
>but its only the higher ups that care about the war so plenty of shogs/kikis are caught in the crossfire.
>one day your maid is a kiki
>the next she is corrupted into a shog
>and then a few days later she is back to kiki
>most maid/master couples have gotten used to this constant flipflopping

>>41888450
What's this fox's problem?

kikis do not actually exist

kikis are simply infiltration forms for shog queens that are the size of planetoids

>>41886219
this is hot

I don't need a maid. I even managed to make cup noodles on my own today!

>>41889235
Other than >>41889277, Anons still have bad taste in their mouths from the times "worldbuilding" was an excuse for posts that read like:
>A dividend is a distribution of profits by a corporation to its shareholders.[1] When a corporation earns a profit or surplus, it is able to pay a portion of the profit as a dividend to shareholders. Any amount not distributed is taken to be re-invested in the business (called retained earnings). The current year profit as well as the retained earnings of previous years are available for distribution; a corporation is usually prohibited from paying a dividend out of its capital. Distribution to shareholders may be in cash (usually a deposit into a bank account) or, if the corporation has a dividend reinvestment plan, the amount can be paid by the issue of further shares or by share repurchase. In some cases, the distribution may be of assets. The dividend received by a shareholder is income of the shareholder and may be subject to income tax (see dividend tax). The tax treatment of this income varies considerably between jurisdictions. The corporation does not receive a tax deduction for the dividends it pays.[2]
>offhand mention of monster girls that can be removed and change nothing, this is totally about monster girls, guise
>A dividend is allocated as a fixed amount per share, with shareholders receiving a dividend in proportion to their shareholding. Dividends can provide stable income and raise morale among shareholders. For the joint-stock company, paying dividends is not an expense; rather, it is the division of after-tax profits among shareholders. Retained earnings (profits that have not been distributed as dividends) are shown in the shareholders' equity section on the company's balance sheet – the same as its issued share capital. Public companies usually pay dividends on a fixed schedule, but may declare a dividend at any time, sometimes called a special dividend to distinguish it from the fixed schedule dividends. Cooperatives, on the other hand, allocate dividends according to members' activity, so their dividends are often considered to be a pre-tax expense. The word "dividend" comes from the Latin word dividendum ("thing to be divided").[3]
>sex bad mkay

>>41889402
tanukis schlick off to their economic professors

>>41889402
Sounds cringe.

>>41889402
>alright miss nuki thats fine but how will this help us get order men to sex mamano?
>sex?