/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>41860307
Hags are the greatest.

BOOZE?

>>41860327
MONSTERgirls are also equally great. But so are monstergirls.

Taking the wives to thanksgiving is certainly going to be a thing.
Even chesh is on her best behavior!

>>41860327
i sure do love old women, i also love popping their hips
41860347
starting early with the shitposting i see, damn you really need some attention. then just go outside

>>41860307

>>41860327
can you reipu correct hags?

>>41860375
Even the human fetish granted from overexposure to mamono mana pales in comparison to that of the LAMP

>>41860377
you usually get raped corrected by them but with a bit of training and stamina you can just grab one then fuck her retarded

BIG GIRLS WITH BIG BREASTS

I, too, enjoy sexy old hags.

>>41860347
No they're not. Back to /trash/ you vermin

>>41860473
anon, hes a shitposter and you gave him what he wanted

>>41860460
i only see a loli, no meat, no milk, nothing of what makes sexy old hags

>>41860375
>>41860393
>H: honey... why do you have a framed picture of a lamp?
>M: ah, he was my first love! a daring companion that would always burn bright with the light of day.
>M: he would accompany me on the darkest of nights and even the brightest of days.
>M: he was the light of my life...
>M: but it was not a relationship fated to last forever, one day... he... HE BURNED OUT!
>M: oh i would give anything to see his sweet visual song again... except you of course, ive got a lamp on the desk.
>H: ok, i get it. forget i even asked.
>H: (out of moth's hearing range) i should see if the tanuki has a nightglow potion in stock...

what if mge went mainstream?

>>41860552
i would be angry and just keep to here and tell normies to either adapt or get bent and leave

the fox has ascended

>>41860552
another episode of "normalfags ruin everything"
they would pervert it away from the concept of "cute and sexy monstergirls with loving human husbands", and KC would be powerless to stop it.

>>41860478
Hey, some people like those designs.
>>41860597
Kitsune are made to be bred. And eat bread. And bake bread.

Kitsune are bakers.

>>41860611
and those people have Teratophilia, which means they like true monsters and deformed people
but foxes are sexy

>>41860634
On the contrary, I like true monsters AND monstergirls. I just have a lot more pics of the former saved up.

>>41860646
k, just keep to the latter. we ain't teratophiles here, if you want that, go to /trash/
remember to reread what you write, anons

>>41860661
/trash/ hasn't had a proper /terato/ thread in a LONG while, though. Like, the last one was in early October, and more or less got flooded with pics of Mal0.

Pretty much turned into a porn dump with little to no conversation going on.

>>41860665
and? you should stay there and make conversation, then you lazy ass

>>41860552
You know damn well what would happen.

>>41860611
There doesn't seem to be a picture of Kemomimi-chan as a loaf of bread yet, how disappointing.

>>41860677
Not him and he should indeed keep that away from here, but conversations are a team effort.
>>41860677
Sounds like something that would have been an obvious choice, so it's odd it hasn't happened yet.

i thought this was a low level zone

>>41860695
Hey, at least you bagged yourself a crimson fatty.

>>41860695
it is, shes just a weird wild holst

>>41860694
First link was supposed to be >>41860671
>>41860695
Devs didn't put a level cap for unlocking the hidden boss for some reason.

>>41860695
>nobody told him about FOEs

>>41860712
Normally, you're supposed to unlock her after running through all of the Danuki-run egg smuggling ring quests, but clearly Anon must've fucked up his story flags somehow.

>>41860718
FOE?
>>41860695
you just found your new healer, just look at those milkers

>>41860695
well anon good for you is that it takes her a few minutes to get up due to the sheer weight and her laziness
you can watch her struggle while all flustered or you can run.

>>41860739
i pick option c, take a quick sip of her milk then run

>>41860739
>you can watch her struggle while all flustered
>can't help but offer your hand up
>she blushes and thanks you
>she grabs your hand and pulls you into the softness
damn my kindness...

>>41860762
i wouldnt do that anon, causes a animation cancel that puts her into a standing state instantly.

>>41860767
so im stuck on her teat then left dangling with my feet off the ground?

>>41860771
for a moment before you get launched back.

>>41860695
You don't play with cheat engine open? It's the only way to counter how over powered the devs have made monster builds

I'll make hellhound my bitch

>>41860785
>t. future submissive hellhound husbando

>>41860780
im going to stay on there for as long as possible

>>41860736
>FOE?
From Etrian Odyssey, enemies in areas that are astronomically more dangerous than everything else around.
Most are meant to be completely avoided.

>>41860810
so the best monsters to steal milk from? to level up extremely quickly?

>>41860816
In at least one of the games, they award ZERO experience.

>>41860793
it will slowly tame her for party recruitment, but she gets more desperate and dangerous the longer you stay on. which isnt easy to do at low levels with how there is very little to cling to from that position.
however there should be a tanuki tavern close enough to prevent her from despawning. the tavern sells buff items and charming potions that will quickly tame her.

>>41860818
>so little to grip onto
i'll grip onto the titty and stay on till she calms down

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, spend a happy turky day with the waifus and family.
I'm sure the shenanigans will be kept to a minimum.

Probably.

>>41860830
not enough STR or DEX to do that at a low level. again, go get the buff food.
>>41860810
would the MGE equivalent be ancient hags that camp low level areas and kidnap young men for their daughters?
cant do shit against them because they already have a beloved, and causing any physical harm would get a pretty powerful and incredibly mad incubus focused on you.

>>41860307
In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control; even over his own will.

>>41860849
its too late, my auntsters have already gotten into the liquor
help me, i have barricaded my door but they are breaking it down

>>41860850
i'd do some jobs for those old gals
>>41860850
ill just give up hp for grip, i will make that big gal my healer

>>41860850
Yep.
Also:
>adventuring higher rank DL army members (e.g. Dark Brave)
>treasure-hunting Dragons
>slimes that are actually part of a Queen Slime
>Sandworms and regular Wurms
>spontaneous Wonderland gates
>for the extremely unlucky: a wandering Lilim

>>41860877
>Grumpy Blackflame Fatalis
>Horny Chameleos playing hide and seek
>Velkhana, that frigid bitch

>>41860849
Not Murrican, but I wish I had some turkey. I haven't had a proper roasted turkey leg in ages.

ded

>>41860976
she had that gas station weed bro

>>41860695
Well the low level zones are beautiful and picturesque, all the high level zones are fiery hellscapes or deadly pocket dimensions.
Sometimes a Monster just needs a place to relax.

>>41860986
>letting your zombie have the devil's cabbage
shame on you, now her munchies will have her munching(nibbling) on your head

>>41860990
Yeah, it ain't uncommon to see a lilim shooting the shit with some university students on the finer details of spell theory. Or watching a succubus spend a day without railing people.

End mamono stereotypes today, dial 1-800-Fuck-Me# to show your support to our cause.

If you need me I'll be covering extremist gang graffiti with order gang tags in the projects of mgc jet set radio style

>>41860990
>You're a low-level adventurer, currently doing quests on Sea Slime Coast
>Need to collect 20 Large Sea Shells, so the Mermaid in town can fashion you a piece of armor, your first uncommon piece of equipment
>While walking along the beach, a portal suddenly opens, the souls of the damned pouring out
>After a while, a powerful-looking Lich steps out with her entourage of Undead servants
>They set up a deckchair and a parasol and she takes off her robe to sunbathe
>Sneak closer out of curiosity, but a pair of intimidating Ghouls block your path
It's like having a celebrity show up, if you're lucky you might even get the chance for an autograph.

>>41860341
Cold beer, warm paws

>>41861121
just yell out that you want to marry the lich
your adventure might be over, but you can explore her spooky castle instead

>>41861135
>Fufufu~ do you wish to submit already Human? Surely you should become stronger before challenging a monster as powerful as me?

>>41861139
she sounds too smug
better challenge her to a card game for our virginities

>>41861148
Good idea, Monsters are terrible at card games in general.

>>41861151
liches are different though, they can use their minions as bets so you better have the chips for that

>>41861139
time to turn her into a MERE corpse

>>41861139
She's right, fuck this. Let's get some seashells a few km aways. The new armor is more important than this cold bitch, special event or not.

>>41861291
>giving up that easy
there is plenty of guards to woo...
for example, I am going to marry the zombie holding the lich umbrella !

>>41861341
And working under the lich ? No thanks.

>>41860441
I've heard that big breasted monsters are slow minded because all the energy goes to their chest.
Might explain why flat wurms aren't a thing.

>>41861352
chest full
head empty

>>41861352
Then how do you explain mages with big breasts full of big mana?

Mages aren't stupid

>>41861344
hell no
i will carry my new zombie wife away from the aristocracy of lich

>>41861417
Burn her books and she can't do shit. They LARP as smart ass

>>41861352
>Might explain why flat wurms aren't a thing.
I would not discount possibility of adult flat Wurms, and I'm sure there are Wurms that belong to the Sabbath. Are those geniuses?

>dragons sleep on their treasure hoards
>dragons consider their husbands their treasure
Imagine 8ft dragon sleeping on top of you, haha.

>>41861151
Goblins aren't even in my top 10, but something about them makes me wanna breed them furiously.
Same for greenworms, they invoke primal breeding rage in me, and they are not my waifu species.

>>41861596
green is good

>>41861580
Stop wiggling around so much

>>41861621
Green volleyball needs to get smashed and bounced again the nearest hard surface

>>41861580
>She lets you sleep on top her instead
>Can't move from her absolute death grip

>>41860791
Hellhounds tongue my anus

>>41861727
>bounces against the wall
>greemworm sticks to you
>mwee?

>>41861802
>mwee?
More like
>MARMUUU!

>>41861802
A bunch of greenworm sticking on me is a fine armor too.

>>41861817
This is what happened to Leto Atreides II

>>41861121
>encounter a vampire lord sunbathing in the starter area
>"I should have known you humans would attack me when I let my guard down. Can the dead not rest even here?"
>bitch I'm just trying to collect sea shells
>"Have at you, human! I may be weakened, but I'm still more than a match for you"
>she isn't

>>41861745
>start trying to wiggle out
>Dragon squeezes tighter and begins to growl
Staying in bed the whole day is fine, actually.

>>41861857
its all fun and games until you need to pee

>>41861843
>Just ignore her and collet seashells
>She starts a tantrum and tries to stab you
>Special Beach Pocket Sand her face
>She's blinds and leaves crying
>Back at her Castle she writes an another long rant about how human are inferior
Vampcel never learn.

>>41861867
Just pee in her

>>41861877
No dude no
thats infections waiting to happen
yes i know monsters are bullshit immune but still fuck off

>>41861843
>vampire lies on the ground defeated, weakened by the sun, her bikini threatening to fall off
>How could this happen?! Those lecherous eyes....s-stay away from me, you lowly ape! I cant have you defile my noble body!
>completely ignore the vampire and her corny acting
>Gotta keep collecting seashells
>have a jilted, butthurt vampire chasing you every night from that point on

>>41861896
Naturally he meant the "white pee", mamonobanana makes your body hyper efficient, so that's the only thing you need to piss out.

>>41861904
>Lowly ape
Now, I'm sad. I will just head back home.

>AAHHHHH TAKE ME TO PANDORA ALREADY
>Sir, please!
>WAY OF THE WATER, WAY OF THE WATER!
>Sit, calm down!

>>41861580
yeah, it would be nice and warm

>>41862073
>Sit, calm down!
no, it's she who should sit (on my face)

>>41862073
brother, I crave the forbidden tails

>>41862131
She's a slug, she can't sit for she has no ass!

>>41862203
that slimey tail tho...
got me acting unreasonable

>>41861802
Greenworm? More like, Mweeworm.

>>41862294
Kill yourself, this isn't a request.

>>41862073
I bet she's warm and moist in a good way
probly feels like hugging a high quality warm water bed
she melts you away in her plentiful bossom till you drop all resistance to her having her way with you

Please tell me whatever this is it has a compelling and nuance narrative, right? No? Let me guess, it's just "I hate MGE" and justifies wars and bloody conflict?

Nobody is going to read your faggy webcomic, retard.

>>41862502
Why did you post this? What's your endgame here? Delete it and fuck off already.

>>41862502
You saved it from the last thread and it was talked about, you know exactly what it is.

>>41861121
>It's like having a celebrity show up, if you're lucky you might even get the chance for an autograph.

>Wow! Are you the Raid Boss of the Nefarious Nether-realm dungeon?! You're the coolest! I can't wait until I'm a high enough level to try it with some friends! Can you sign my guild tabard?! So scary! I bet no one's managed to beat you one on one!

Shog mama with a bunch of kiki daughterus.

>>41862603
>shog insists I only shower at home
>use my experience gained from years of recluce to masterfully dodge every droplet of the showerhead goo, just out of sheere spite
>she proceeds to pull out the utensils instead, and begin throwing them at me with ludicrous speed
What do I do? I never got this far before.

>>41862662
Use your bomb

Meanwhile, at the Hagville library.

>>41862671
fool, love bombing only motivates meido to serve their mastha more.

>>41862700
Shog adapts to any attack

>>41862662
>shogification
She would be out cold for a few days because of the intense pleasure from such an event. Take care of your meido while she rests!

>>41862713
>obey mastha, gain pleasure
>disobey mastha in order to keep them safe, gain pleasure
shog seem to always win, they can't keep getting away with it!

>>41862502
https://imgur.com/a/8d3Y4yL
They are obessed with dismantling MGE's lore
most of the characterters are out of character. >monster love is seen as false due to the DLs influence,
>monserisation is seen as false due to the DLs influence
>The DL's plan is not equality, but simply mass domination via brainwashisng and doesnt give two shiits for love, only control
>The MC are strong enough to kill the gods becuase of corse he fucking is
>MC has killed the fallen good, the DS death god has shut hel's system down good chance eros and ares won't see the end of this fucking mess alive (posidon has allied with the MC
>Willamarias jorney from happy devoted succ to wanting to avenge friends to war crimiminal/mass murdering dictator that will gut drullea first chance she gets (and elt is has been turned human)


TLDR
if you want to see someone more or less write 500K on why "The demon lord is bad and the monsters are bad, featuring overpowered dark souls lore and characters to smother what I don't like" then sure, its compelling.

I want to do get involved in some monkey business.

>>41862779
Sounds like what if /tg/ made MGE, only lacks warhammer and lort of the rings references

>>41862819
its the crown fic of the western sites (ao3, ff.net, spacebattles) and is basically a frankenstien of last decade and so's "problems" people have with MGE

I would talk about it more, but would rather world build my own take on the setting in regards to the story im writing, which I assure you has none of this shit

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>41862502
You are trolling. You have to be to keep posting this. Fuck off and go back to shithole sb.

>>41862839
Yeah there is some mild amusement from poking fun at those "people" but we should stop at this point

>>41862839
>rape is bad
>proceeds to commit genocide instead
that is the morality these "writers" seem to indorse. I might get a bit sad at times when I gripple with the impossible high of fantasy, but it least I don't vent by making grimdark murderhobo stories.
>world build
what kind of stuff do you like the most about the mge setting?

>>41862779
>>41862819
>>41862839
>>41862869
Are you seriously fucking replying to yourself to ragebait with some dogshit fanfiction on a dogshit website full of fujos dumping terabytes of BTS or FOTM anime boy female insert porn? Fucking CRINGE!

I also wanna sniff black harpy breath

You're at the beach when this chick flops out of the water and start singing like so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksjw-5XuEnE

What do?

What do unmarried zombies do all day? Do they just wander from place to place looking for someone to be with?

>>41862889
just buy a sardine can

>>41862880
Calm down, anon
https://files.catbox.moe/h9k0yc.jpg

>>41862893
Yeah. And if they meet another zombie, they starts wandering together. And that's how they eventually form a horde of the walking dead.

>>41860492
Baphomets are the best. All the experience of a hag and the cute young body of a girl

>>41862895
I don't think black harpy breath would smell like that. Also, that's not very intimate

>>41862891
>make big dreamy eyes to make her think the charm is working
>lie down there with your chin in your hands to make her think the charm is working
>smile dopey to make her think the charm is working
>kiss her to make her think the charm is working
>follow her into the depths to make her think the charm is working
>marry her to make her think the charm is working
>sex her every day to make her think the charm is working
>raise your kids together to make her think the charm is working
>grow old in a happy marriage to make her think the charm is working
>pass away holding hands with her to make her think the charm is working
pull a prank on that dum fish

>>41862921
That's some next level punk

>>41862878
>what kind of stuff do you like the most about the mge setting?
Mostly the lore regarding the knights and dragonia
Theres also the corruption/transformation aspects, but I've never truly nailed that right in my writing (dispte writng several mge tf stories)

I want to incorprate more lore, items into my stuff, along with some of my own twists, in that sense talking about dragonium last thread was a godsend as its something I can use to push my story further.

>>41862904
I dunno, but they do hunt wild animals, so what do you prefer, the smell of dead fish or rancid meat?
If you are really lucky, they might have just eaten some fruit, but that odor can also just be ketoacidosis.

>>41862878
It's not actually odd for a westerner to view rape as the ultimate crime. It's what society has pushed for years and dumbasses would probably start believing it.
I guess it's the biggest sticking point since in mge rape isn't really a big deal, just something that happens every now and again.

>>41862940
Profile says they tend to rob their food from people. They're well practiced thieves. So, if you don't offer one your French fries, she's taking not only your fries, but the burger and milkshake you just bought too. Their breath will be okay.

But the moral of the story is to buy some extra fries

>>41862930
I'm still trying to find anybody who cares for this funny potion here. It smiles even, how lovely, I should take a sip of it right away.

>>41862969
What's the name of this one?

>>41862953
Rape is bad and i don't like it.
Consensual lovemaking is good and i like it.

>>41862839
>>41862878
The rape isn't even real rape. You don't want it at the moment but the only reason she's doing it is that the both of you are perfect for each other. If they read the setting they'd understand that. But they don't want to read anything past fallen maidens and opt to write shitty stalker fanfiction.

>>41863014
mimicry potion, it heals you, trust me :)

>>41862953
>>41863048
>another episode of retards thinking "rape" in MGE is actually rape
Would you retards please take five minutes to do some basic reading before posting here about something you clearly don't know shit about

>>41863078
Shut up, Druella.

>>41863078
They're no rape in mge but people still call it that. My statement is true.

I've got your lotr reference right here.
Behold! The primordial darkness! Who ruled over all shadows in Middle Earth before Sauron, before Morgoth, before the first rising of the sun!

>>41863078
Get over it. Rape is rape even if it's your soulmate pinning you down for it. Yes means yes, anon.
This thread thing of explaining away the rape as some sort of super dressed up consensual sex is super strange.

>/tg/niggers are back
well there goes the neighborhood.

>>41863078
monster girl (she loves you)
>ehm, when you think about it this is against like my free will and stuff
can we just get back to day dreaming instead?
Damn what I wouldn't do to have a meido such as this
>>41862746

>>41863078
Then we should call forceful sex, not rape. Word have a meaning, let's use it a little bit more.
I want to fuck a manticore

>>41863133
Why are you proud of being unable to do the most basic of reading? Are you proud of being dumber than the average ghetto nigger or something?

How about instead of shitposting, we post pictures of adorable dormice?

Take it easy!

>>41863014
Mimicry potion
Woman drinks it: becomes slime carrier
Man drinks it: attracs human women, and sexually attractive to a woman that has feelings for him, leading to them having sex and her becoming a slime carrier

It wasn't shit posting and I truly think that saying forceful sex is more accurate.
What attracts you so much in sleepy mouses ? They look a little bit boring

>>41863177

>>41863173
Don't take it too easy tho, don't want to end up like wurmie.

>>41863071
>>41863174
Ah, what about it?

talking about the lore
It's come to attention that the liliths panacea could have fun stories
>drinking it alowes unassisted transformation into anything
>dragons and baphomets included
>can also become a psuedo-lilim, and be adopted by the DL

>>41863259
Perfect final rewards for a big dungeon. Could be sold for a lot of gold.

>>41863259
I feel like in a adventure this would be like finding a master ball

>>41863259
The article for this doesn't mention what happens to men right?

>>41863177
They're cute and taste like brown sugar

>>41863259
feels like a pretty good mcguffin item
>wife is a human, but she wants to turn into a monster that is rare or doesnt have a form of transformation any more practical than the LP potion
>go on a journey with her to find it
>but the order is looking for it as well
>they want to use it on one of their female archmages to create something powerful enough to cause a lot of damage to MG lands
>most monsters step out of your way and wont corrupt your partner when they find out about your goal.
>journey is mostly you fighting against the order, taking whatever it is they know about the object, and using it to move on.
>final battle with order where the potion is, find out that they cant get to it for some reason. have to beat the arch mage
>after beating her discover that "only a couple fwith true love and a transformative desire can break the seal"

>>41863407
Safe to assume you'd turn into an incubus instantly, maybe a gigachad one from the start.

>>41863407
>>41863441
It'd probably instantly make you an Incubus, make you VERY desirable to any monster nearby or put the effect into your cum.

>>41863429
There are also monsters fantasy beasts that could be used as obstacles. Like in Monster hunter.

>>41863441
I wouldn't be surprised if this is what happens.

>>41863068
>You don't want it at the moment
Sounds like rape to me.

>>41863497
>>41863441
>Drink the potion
>Jawlines grow
>Perfect musculature
>Still no hair
>Black and white filter surrounded you everytime you take a flex pose
>Max stat everywhere
>Start to levitate
Time to build a flying black pyramid.

>>41863646
This is KCs perspective in it.

So, MGE has the essence of masochism primary.

I think the translation of the word "犯す(okasu)"to"rape" caused confusion.
Actually, it is not used in serious nuance.
For me and Japanese fans, this part is interpreted like "Such attractive girl nestles and pushes me down! Yes!"
At least, we don`t consider it creepy or with denial of the dignity of man as you may feel from that word.

So it's more hentai doujin rape and not the dark kind rather then real life.
If you can't understand this, that's fine. But there is nothing more to discuss.You can join the rest of the haters on sb.

>>41863718
So forceful sex just as I said before.

>>41863718
But I want to be raped stop trying to make it into lovey dovey shit

>>41863718
Basically KC's definition of rape is that if you enjoy it, you can't be raped, but that's retarded because all women enjoy being raped (even monster girls). The actual definition of rape is subsuming another's will with your own, which is why women are prone to rape (because they're not capable of having independent wills).

>>41863738
Don't know. Didn't read and don't care. I simply posting how the perspective is supposed to be rather then taking words literally literally like the anal retentive faggots your side is.
I have nothing more to say. Fuck off.

How about we post pics of minos instead?

>>41863786
Too many words, i don't understand. I want to rape a meme cat

>>41863793
We're on the same side you fucking retarded niggerish faggot.

>>41863104
O bet Pyrows be looking at Melkor or even Sauron and are like:

>"Wow! My grandma Balrog fought in the War of Wrath! Melkor-sensei and Sauron-sensei are Maiar. My grandma Balrog is a Maiar! Therefore I too am a Maiar and related to Melkor-sensei and Sauron-sensei! Hahaha, take that Vanilla Succubus-chan! I'm related to deities!"

>Portals open
>Want to break up with gf but I live in a rural area, no monsters here (yet)
>Finally convince bitchy girlfriend to visit the other side on a vacation
>Visit the local countryside, very nice area and lots of interesting things to do
>Last day of our vacation
>End up getting "lost" and we find ourselves in a demonic realm
>She monsterizes a few hours after we get "lost"
>As a monster she now qualifies for citizenship in various demon realms
This is the easiest way to get yourself a green card kek

>>41864180
nah, its literally just appearing in a monster realm and saying im lonely out loud

>>41864180
The Dragonia book has an immigration office where you can apply to become a citizen and be provided a home. You just have to be married to a dragon.

>I am the mouth of Druella. My mistress bids thee--
>Oh it's just you, Anon

>>41864261
Who was she expecting?

>>41864261
im going to make fun of this damn chunni and make her wear bright colors as well as the 80s workout gear in bright colors

>>41864261
>High ranking demon army general that is extremely powerful and skilled at planning battles
>Becomes a stuttering autist whenever she sees you or you are in a room with her

>>41864244
When I visited dragonia the immigration officer wouldn't let me in unless I agreed to marry her. Are you saying she tricked me?

>>41864368
just jump the border and work as the gardener for some rich old dragon

>>41864368
Yes
You can visit Dragonia without a wife. It's just a requirement if you want to live there and become a citizen.

>>41864383
I ended up marrying her so it's too late now. It turns out only unmarried dragons work the immigration booths, they use it as an excuse to pick through/sort all the single men entering the country. It's all one big covert matchmaking operation.
You'll never see this reported in The Dragonia Times

>>41864261
>any luck on that ancient fox hag with ice blue tails and a slightly cold aura due to her ice affinity?
>yeah thats what i thought. back to the overworld with you.
>greedy bastard...

>>41864431
thats why i just hop the border and do whatever, if there is a lack of dragonfruit, i go find some, come back, make a little booth and sell them for 4 silver coins for a lb and attempt to speak with my broken draconic

>>41860307

>>41864630
>sorry, thermostat was set to 28 by accident

>marry a recently revived wight
>gets pestered by her (still human) great-great grand nephews, nieces and other relatives about being married to a commoner

>>41864827
this is where you show just how much stronger you are than them as well as the fact you dont care

>>41864792
>accidentally giving little girls a reason to take off their clothes

>>41864827
>Human womens
>Criticized mamono
>Can't understand why everyone prefer mamono other them
You know the drill. I hate women so much it's unreal.

don't trust dragons

>>41864991
Use Stinger on dragons. Fuck those bratty hags.

>>41864991
just turn them holsts, their swollen breasts filled with milk will make them honest

>>41864976
What about women that join the Sabbath and become witches

I LOVE BIG SISTER
I LOVE BIG SISTER
I LOVE BIG SISTER
I LOVE BIG SISTER
I LOVE BIG SISTER
I LOVE BIG SISTER

>>41865085
Not my cup of tea but they're mamono do they're ok.

>Just sign on the dotted line boya and we will solve your problem
>The protection package ensures your safe passage to and from work in one of our many facilities along with lodging
>No monster outside of the organization will dare even look at you
>Oh you want to know what you will be doing for the organization?
>Don't worry about silly boring details, it's a super easy job

>>41865133
but i have only fought in the underground and never learned anything aside from knowing how to speak

>>41862073
!

>>41865168
Should have taken the deal anon, if the mofukuza boss tells you to take a dive you do it, now you have a debt to settle. Hope you like frying tofu and handling a brush.

>>41865133
>It's just a guard job where you stand around in a warehouse with your rifle and socialized with your coworkers
>They're all nice and you learn more about Zipangu
>You really like the cat one with two tails and will ask her on a date tomorrow
Where was the catch ?

>>41865233
nah, i bend the knee to no one, but imma just leave and go fight as the nukis champion instead

>>41865133
sure okay

>>41865243
Good way to get sold off to some low level street thug hellwans, you could have had it all anon, nice suits riding in your fox bosses limo to escort her about her business but you let your pride get in the way.

>>41860327

>>41865271
still i aint taking no dives, and hellhounds just want my autographs now

>>41865271
>Trying to get an anon who is already married to big nuki
Retard fox hag can't do shit

>>41865133
>Sign contract
>Don't do what's written on it
>It's not demonic one anyway
>But muh honor
Don't care and thanks for the free money. Bunnyip have better fluff anyway

>>41865288
>big nuki
shes old and fat but thats why i love her, my life and body is hard but big nuki is soft and warm

>>41865318
Based retard bro, would drink with you.

>>41865243
>I bend the knee to no one
>Immediately goes for a nuki
All muscle no brains.

>>41865367
hey, as long as i get good food, some nuki nookie, training equipment and good opponents, im happi.

>>41865277
Cute sea dragon.

>>41865133
>sign contract
>first day on the job
>mofukuza boss is there to introduce me to it
>"so your job is to be a personal bodyguard and servant for one of the lesser heads of the organization."
>"she's a sweet fox. not too many rough sexual tendencies like the others.
>"prefers things like cuddling, snuggling, and kissing over sex. she has 6 tails, and they are as silky as they are fluffy. even im jealous"
>"why she needs a bodyguard is because of how many are also looking to have rough sex with her."
>"the boyas in management picked her for you specifically because of why you came to me for protection."
>"personally i think you two are a good fit."
>"ok look, i hear your silent protests and i know you might be a little mad because you are not looking for a relationship but as you humans call it you are soulmates"
>"so just give her a chance, please?"

>>41860307

>>41865625
KF will neer be good again.

>>41865643
Not salsa, not flamengo my brother. Have you ever heard of naattu koothu?

>>41865625
Elk are dumb. They wait there at the side of the road if you slow down, but then when you speed up again they rush in front of you.

>>41865481
I like it, it's sweet

I want to marry the strongest Dark Brave.

>>41861875
>>41861904
>ignore vampire
>ignore vampire
That's how you annoy any woman. The best way to annoy a vampire is to play the long game and take advantage of her desperation to turn her into a dhampir factory

>>41865774
What if she loves being praised and has you cheer on her whenever she goes to the battlefield?

>>41865639

>>41865985
Sure. I'd also bring her homemade lunches (once I learn how to make them) .

Good morning I hate elves so much it’s unreal

>>41866036

>>41866036
Even recluse wood elves who dress likely absolute whores but are pure?

>>41866054
Fat old elf gonna get fucked

>>41866036
Good evening, I hate dark elves so much it’s unreal

give me your hottest mg take

no

>>41866063
Yes.
Mostly the accent in their case.

>>41866098
I love my Pslime wives (and Mucus Toad) and think they are the best monstergirls.

Also wip of wife who is a Angelic Slime Carrier Dark Brave.

Yo how about some of them brews

>>41866098
Sex with a Hellhound in heat next to a lava flow from an active volcano.

>>41866121
I love how monsters never wear Bras.

>>41866098
All the public promiscuity is actually really unnerving to see happen.

>>41866098
hellhounds are somewhat unappealing to me

>>41866098
some wurms live near pockets of lava when its winter, some even live in said lava

>>41866165
And who wouldn't be?
They're a very sex oriented girl

>*waggles eyebrows*

>>41845835
The joyous world I glimpsed into thanks to the trans hags anon.

>>41866199
>>41866165
as well as they are pretty basic nowadays

>>41866237
Only within the confines of this thread, maybe.

>>41866241
yeah thats what i mean.

>>41866241
They're the most popular outside the thread specifically because they aren't too exotic.

>>41866250
Outside the thread is either foxes or elves by such an insane amount it’s not even comparable.

>>41866266
Foxes elves and succubi are barely monster girls. Hellhounds are the only ones who even tickle their monster radar.

>>41866266
that fox in nearly all leg, to the point that her legs is almost twice the length of her upper body, but she still cute for having a dopey body

should i watch jashin? the girls look cute but it seems kind of mean spirited

I don't know which one of you told the church of eros about mistletoe but they're already hanging it up early. Watch where you step

>>41866098
Monster nature needs to be wildly different from human nature.
This means that you can't just write a typical woman character, slap on a few quirks, and call her a monster girl.

>>41865998
repopulating extinct species with my beastgirl wife

>>41865639
at least it was good for a while, that's all that matters
plus theres the i+ mangas by quick waipa that mimic the style of the first season 1-to-1, they're nice too

>>41866346
You won't like mge much then. The background lore is good enough but it's specifically built around them acting like humans. The only exceptions I really know are the cat kingdom who have silly cat laws, wonderland who are all sex obsessed loonies, and the Sabbath who are just culty.
The best you're gonna get is being called tom.

>>41866347
upgrading my beastgirl wife

>>41866377
Actually they act like Succubi, because that's what the DL is/was.

>>41863407
I swear somebody asked KC in a q & a and his answer was basically "overdose and Incubize instantly then pass out on the mana overload until a monster finds you"

>>41866413
Which is human lite considering modern society. Monsters used to act violent and stuff.

>>41866454
And now they don't except where it contributes to Rape Time

>>41866467
No rape, remember?
Anons are very explicit that's it's all consensual

if that anon who asked for the holst in vanilla, here she is
https://i.imgur.com/40RZc6D.png

>>41866483
"Ravishing" may be a better way to put it.

>>41866499
>Definition of ravish
>to fill with strong emotion, especially joy.
>to seize and carry off by force.
>to carry off (a woman) by force.
>to rape (a woman).
What did you think "ravish" means?

>>41866518
In older works it's specifically used to imply that it's "semi-consensual", i.e. it's forced but not unwanted.

>>41866377
>MGE monsters don't get bored or desensitized from repeatedly doing the same thing
>In fact they derive more enjoyment the more they repeat the action
That's one out of a few examples. MGE isn't perfect but still far better than most.

>>41866539
>mamono are all autistic
perfect

>>41866528
Proof?

>>41866555
It came to me in a dream.
Nah but really this is something I recall from a class on Shakespeare in college.

If a team of highly skilled ratas were to check your entire posting history I bet you'd be categorized as one the following:
>Ripe for a loving marriage
>Deserves violent rape
>In dire need of healing

>>41866611
Everyone can meet the requirement for those categories

>>41866611
why not all three?

>>41866611
oddly obsessed with tubs of jelly

>>41866528
Uppity brats like amazon lolis who thought they could win against cock and be on top are for ravishing

>>41866628
I don't think you can heal a broken anon by having him brutally raped by a loving monster.

>>41866640
Sounds like you're in need of healing by a nurse slime.

>>41866611
mostly gonna see that im into my wives who are way older than me, way larger than me, milky and are pudgy and soft also that im an artist

>>41866611
>>41866628
The second and the third imply the first.

Thanksgiving with monsters.

>>41866660
>my wives who are way larger than me
>im an artist
Just no like foot fetishist cares for the mandragora, no artist cares for the art fairy.
I hope one of your wife is at least a titania

>>41866679
with a harpy as your wife, you'll be stuck stuffing the bird
>>41866688
>>41866688
nah, ones a wurm nun, ones a wock dark mage and the youngest of them is a opahnim bogie, the clown bogie, just now in weird angel flavor

>>41863226
I don't know, maybe we'd all be a bit happier if we were more like wurmie.

>>41866711
wurmie is a cute dummy!

>>41866711
>"Hubby, look! I caught this weird wiggling thing!"

>>41866725
>Honey, thats your tail, now look what i got
>Its his dick in a box

>>41866711
nice nip

>>41866711
well she does give some solid advice

>>41866711
Wurmie's week was just digging for shiny stones, trading said stones for meals, searching for a single male and sleeping.
She's even technically homeless since her cave is in a goblin-owned mountain.
Don't be like wurmie.

>>41866746
and? anyone trying to evict her is not going to be to

>>41866611
Ripe for loving rape healing

>>41866210
>six daughters already born with a seventh on the way
Either echidna eggs take a while to hatch or she must have an iron womb

>>41866765
That's just the third one
And I probably qualify since even Anons here said I hate human women too much.

>>41866776
Her husband insists that doing a "10 pull" will increase his odds of getting a super rare frosthound daughter.

>>41866266
Foxgirls and elves aren't unique to mge, they've been around in anime and other stuff for decades now. Among mge unique designs hellhounds are undoubtedly the most popular.

>>41866266
that or dragons

>>41866798
The Frosthound doesn't exist. She's a myth.

>>41866836
You vastly underestimate how many people are grossed out by reptiles.

>>41866841
Gibe de sauce

It would be hot if monsters test the waters on men who are already with another monster by sexually harassing them to see if they're interested in having a harem.
It's not wanted at all but it would kinda make men feel sexy and confident in their appearance at the same time.

>>41866841
Frostbite is a strange place

>>41866882
It's only if you do want a harem. It would get old very fast if you want to remain monogamous.

>>41866882
they can try

What's with that strange cliff side mansion in MGC?

>>41866937
You only think you do, but all Anons will be whored out until they have at least one wife for every hour.

Greenworm hanging out in a cornucopia

>>41866941
>Massive Oni approches Anon
>Says such a pretty boy is made to serve sake
>Hebi forces a smile with closed eyes
>Flames intensify around her
>Oni apologizes and leaves in a hurry
>Hebi squeezes Anon extra tight afterwards

>>41866882
I'd swoon if a big, tall monster sexually harrassed me desu

>>41866958
They say it was once owned by the city's founders, but it's been abandoned for years

>>41860307

>>41867008
I would not marry a girl that I would not be content having as my only companion 24/7.

>>41866958
Thrunderbird base

>>41867144
I have a main girl but there are other ones I cannot get out of my head. I don't know how it will go in reality though, probably insta lose to a familiar.

I know she's very honorable and all, but I think a Jinko doesn't have to feel obligated to return the favor after I eat her out.

>>41867332
Yeah well she can't really eat you out if you don't have a pussy, baka anon

>>41867339
Thank goodness they're not that autistically literal minded.

>>41867229
Peak height difference, need me a monster that's almost twice my height

>>41867360
they are the best to have their massive thighs wrap around

>>41867403
Or when she teases you by pinning you against a wall and pressing her hips into your face

>>41867223
Is this what you get when you order the "3 chocolates special" at the mofu parlor?

>>41867332
You will accept her inexperienced clumsy blowjob and you will enjoy it.
Don't you date mention that her fangs keep touching.

>>41865133
>Accept the job.
>What's the worst that could happen?
>Cut to Anon wearing a revealing outfit in a seedy mofu club, getting groped and fluffed by lecherous Foxes.

>>41866841
Fluff as soft and fresh snow.
Abs as hard as ice.

>>41866711
I made that post and I apologize to you and wurmie. I admit you are right and didn't want to insult her. I only wanted to make a Cirno reference.

Need big baka monsters

>>41867527
big monsters with big hearts

>>41867527
What about a big baka cat who acts high and mighty and ends all her sentences in "nya"?
She's also easily coerced with food and all the fat goes to her thighs.

>>41867462
It's only fair since at that point I'm not experienced either.

>>41867527
How about this cute ditzy big fairy?

>>41867563
and her number one enemy... small doors!
then again, i suppose a lot of monsters would struggle with smaller than average doors
>horns
>naturally big monsters
>foxes with multiple fluffy tails
>wings, expecially fragile ones

>>41867593

>>41867527
so you in the mood for a wurm, my friend?
u wish for choco, vanilla, rocky road, or cookies and creme?

>>41867527
Monsters need baka humans

>>41867663
Joke's on them, I was only pretending to be retarded.

>>41867707
>anon reveals his mega-retardation

>>41867707
That won't get you out of miss Haku's remedial lessons.

>>41867663
I don't need some monster thinking for me just like I don't need their protection to get through the scary parts of town!

>>41867663
>>41867723
>monster thinks retardanon needs help getting through scary part of town
>he's actually the reincarnation of a earth human that would always pick mage or magic classes in everything that gave him a choice
>for some reason this transferred over into immense magic skill in MGE

>>41867663
Intelligent monsters are attracted to dense boys.

>>41867746
Too bad about that miscast % though.

>>41867765
That's why you take the Chaos Magic perk. Even the miscasts are guaranteed to do something.

>>41865774
>Anon says he wants to marry the strongest Dark Brave
>two end up dueling over him
>results in considerable property damage and several craters

>>41867783
>A .1% miscast chance causing the final battle to devolve into a massive, slightly horny LARP session

I'm actually retard, please post thick rata

>>41867967
No thanks, /v/ermin that posts in off-topic webcomic threads.

>>41867970
Meds

>>41867983
>same filename
>same image
Do I really have to get the archive out to prove this shit because you're too cowardly to admit your home board?

So h100 cards are apparently out or going to be , it seems coreweave got their hands on some
Thoughts on the hopper architecture?

she can be your angle...or yuor devil

>>41867995
Sure, do it.

Dark elves>light elves

Vampire fight!

>>41868014
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/619150604/#619151240

>>41868021
what about blueberry elves

>>41868037
i was gunna defend that anon and say "well perhaps he just saved it from there", but he's a catposter.

>>41868037
That's a thread on /v/. Why should I care ? Take your meds and fuck off

>>41868045
Seethe and go back, /v/nigger. Stay in your ghetto instead of shitting this place up.

What is even being complained about right now

>>41868052
cat(real)poster being a retard
nothing abnormal.

>>41868002
me no understand

>>41868021
I want to have a dark elf mistress

>>41868060
Cat(real) ?

>>41868052
one retard getting mad at another retard for accidentally posting an off topic image because he saw the same image on a web comic thread on an entirely different board, apparently

>>41868063
Catgirls are real now. Get your catgirl while you can.

>>41868052
Someone should take his meds and stop noticing dumb things

>>41868063
As opposed to cat you wish was real.

>>41868063
an actual cat, not a catgirl.
i feel the distinction is important here.

>>41868072
Nah, detective gatekeeper-san is based, I don't want /v/tards being too comfy here