/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Please select from our large selection menu, which girl you would like to get bred by for the weekend!

>>41832345
Noooo I don't wanna be bread

>>41832338
i wanna play hot for teacher in the middle of class for miss Haku

Taking the NEET Apophis out on adventures!

>>41832356
going to that weird place near the abandoned church!

>>41832361
It's not abandoned!

Remember to let your Seraphim GF stay the night after cumflating her!

I want to breed my wife in front of everyone in our bakery.

>>41832384
it is, all there are ghost nuns that are extra busty, a meaty and very tall ass subspecies redcap, the red hood, and a phantom with a church choir

forgot pic.

>>41832401
That sounds extremely not abandoned.

>>41832408
they dont own the deed tho nor fix up the place all that much

>>41832412
Squatter's rights

>>41832338

>>41832338
Hakutaku are actually Cow (Bai ze)(China)

I stood in my living room with my radio around my neck for over 2 hours from my parents but they just walked past me. I'm want to get raped by a fucking hellhound right now.

>>41832414
lmao, what rites, they all either undead or are servants to a cult

>>41832408
they call it abandoned cause it gives it extra spooky points

>>41832418
They've got a 2hu so they're japanese enough for me.

>>41832356
>My name is anon, and this is my wife
>together, we travel the world in search of the most haunted locations
>the findings are real, and the evidence is more than compelling
>this is our story

>"TONIGHT, we're at castle Sanguinus, said to be inhabited by a shitload of ghosts. Let's see what we can find."
>"Dear, we shouldn't be in here. We don't have permission."
>"It's okay, the Ouija board said we could. Let's go!"
>shaky handheld camera with infrared light and heavy breathing
>"HELLO? IS ANYONE HERE?"
>a ghost maid appears
>"Oh my! I didn't know we had guests!"
>"HOLY SHIT, THERE'S ONE! RUN BABE!"
>camera goes nuts
>only sound is Anon's heavy breathing and his wife's screams as she's dragged along behind him
>runs into a vampire
>"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!"
>Anon chucks a vase at her
>episode has the highest ratings yet despite being only a few minutes long and poorly edited since Anon had to publish it from jail

>>41832440
the redhoods and the ghosts work together to both mess with and rape the humans who enter, ghosts act like the saviours while most of the red hoods chase the man to the ghosts which pair up with a red hood that appears friendly but when the man is asleep is when they strike

How do I get Ms. Yeti’s attention? Heating costs are expensive and she looks so warm.

>>41832529
>this is just another episode of anon and wife
>everytime he ends up in jail but gets bailed out by wifey cause the episode makes a killing
>she wishes he would pick a safer hobby but can't say no to his dopey smile

>be adventurer
>go to Adventuring Guild
>its a special occasion for the rest of this month, adventurers will be working along side military special forces for various commissions and adventures
>one of the spec-ops approach you
>"Hey anon, you're not in a party are you? You're not AND you're a healer cleric? Good! I want you with me, come along. I got some commissions suited for your rank and need me a healer."

>>41832607
Go larp on /tg/ dumbass

>>41832418
Zipangese Hakutakus go out at night drinking beer and looking for Anons to give them a massage.
>WagyuHakus

>>41832338
>*Swish Swoosh!!!*

>>41832627
>wheel feet
im so bullying her for her lack of balance

>>41832615
>>41832607
I will dig in. What will it take to have good times with your mamono operator GF other than completing the mission? Does having a good K-D Ratio help?

>>41832607
/tg/gfl gun-robots fall thru the Portal into mge and their chips get reprogrammed into maido-bots
>slavic Kiki trying to teach PKM how to properly 'sweep' a room

For me? It's demons.

>>41832618
Well-massaged intoxicated Zipangese Hakus start dressing in slutty modern fashions
>WagyuGyaruHakus

>>41832607
Sorry ma'am, I'm a tank not a healslut. Get lost

>>41832631
heelys are 200% radical man

>>41832692
but balance is even cooler tho

>>41832693
Can't topple a gyroscope man! Enough RPM will keep her stable!

>>41832618
Wagyu is known for it's high fat content and literally melt in your mouth texture. A wagyu haku would likely be the softest cow in existence. I wish to touch the cow.

>>41832699
so, perfect meaty wife is what im hearing

she really wants to join your party

>>41832607
>>41832644
I am slightly turned on by that mage. I mean just imagine a female soldier/spec ops recently turned mamono. She monsterized to a humanoid mamono, a succubus maybe. But she still retains her lean well fit muscles and body for a wan thanks to previous military training and even has her scar and baggy eyes from military service. Now she's your house wife or girlfriend and now you make love to her, kiss her and impregnate/creampie her during sex and she says in a delightful tone:

>"Ahhh! That's better..."

Even with her scarred baggy eye face.

>>41832739
>Spec ops or any hard work in the army
>Women
Choose one.

>>41832713
Why do foxes keep wanting to join my party

Foxes are weird
>>41811284

>>41832713
Sorry, party is full

>>41832745
>t-rex is too old
More like not old enough, give me some hag lizards!!!

>>41832699
Anon enrolls in 1st Year University
English Literature
Lecturer MsHaku
The chosen text:
>Touch the Cow, touch it Now...

>>41832713
I can't add anymore monsters to my party! I've already got like 3 other monsters that forcibly added themselves in unskippable cutscenes!

>>41832607
Yes hello, have you heard the good word of our lord and saviour the Geneva Convention.

>>41832788
Who's the mage?
Haha! It's funny because owls go hoo

>>41832984
>cheshire would like to know your location

Post dorks.

>>41833033

>>41833033
Dorkagon?

>>41833065
all dragons are dorks

>>41833138
Too much time spent in their caves, reading comics about muscular barbarians and handsome knights.

>>41833143
>go to a Dragon's lair
>she's got a complete set of the Marvel omnibus editions for Conan the Barbarian and Savage Sword of Conan as well as all of Prince Valiant and the Berserk Deluxe Editions
Yeah okay I'll marry her already

>>41832692
She should get soap shoes, if she wants to be rad.

>Walking around MaidU
>The quintessential maid university that all aspiring servants go
>Find freshman kiki down on her luck
>Failed her classes
>Doesn’t know what to do
>Time to strike while the iron is hot
>Say how all these classes, the professors and this university are a sham
>Offer her a maid job despite her having barely any experience and not even one semester under her belt
>Seething professor maids overhear me and attempt screech/squawk at me
>That that cannot practice teach
>She takes me up on my offer
>She might not be the best cook
>But she doesn’t get frustrated at me when I try to help her cook and misscut the tomatoes squashing them a bit
>Sweeping the room together as we fooling around telling jokes before settling on good enough
>Ending the day laying on the couch feet to feet watching TV in comfy sweats because she actually owns other clothes besides maid dresses

>>41833172
>"oh no, I accidentally filled the poison gas trap with raging mushroom extract"

>>41833143
>decide to rob an ancient dragon
>entrance to the lair is already suspicious, pizza boxes everywhere
>what the fuck, you expected spike and fire traps, not a minefield of garbage
>sneak into the treasury
>a bit of gold but there is something different taking up most of the space
>boxes of human dildos, branded bad-human.com
>oh god so many of them
>in all that confusion you failed to notice the dragon coming in and locking the door behind her

>>41833218
>bad-human.com
Lewd

>>41833206
This is why I only hire academy certified maids

>>41833218
Why would you need more then one also no sex until everything is clean. By locking this door she trapped herself.

>>41833172
>Berserk Deluxe Edition
damn Miuras homoerotica survived even the mge universe?

>>41833319
>homoerotica
Anon Miura turned the manga into lewd lolis doing cute things

Everytime I work in my garden, a rata is filming me. It's weird, can i do anything about it ?

How most efficiently marry into undead royalty?
>>41833464
Thats a clear violation of your privacy and stalking. Get a demon lawyer to help you.

>>41833464
shoot her with a paintball gun

>Heard the best way to defeat a white fatalis is by insulting her
>More specifically teasing her about her age
>Calling her things like grandma, hag, ancient, worrying that she’ll pop a hip, or asking if she needs life alert when you get a knock down
>Instead this causes her to immediately enrage and spam her one shot lightning beam attack

>>41833488
I asked but she's protected by her journalism school, they said that it's a big project and some mamono laws allow that. She's posting everything on Montube with long commentary and philosophical analysis of my work
>>41833496
I shoot her one time with my double barrel, i used demon silver don't worry, but the local police weren't happy and ask me to rape her next time because blue ovaries or something like that. The next monthly videos were about the "deep need of love against war" and "even a peaceful men can become violent if left unwed"

>>41833543
Use paintballs. Demon silver wears off after a few hours but paint will stay in her fur for days.

>>41833564
I will try but i'm a little scared about the consequences. I think damaging mofu is a way more serious crime in the new laws.

>>41833543
>Not letting her get closer every day
>Not eventually invoking the MGC of any monster or man on another’s property is subject to immediate and effective marriage
>Not recording porn then on with her

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>41833543
If laws can't help you why not try to ask local kitsune yakuzas or slavic kikimora mafia to "take care" of her? They might ask for "favour" you own them some times after but at least you won't be someone's school project without your consent.

Warning a dragonclen is on the loose.
I repeat a dragoncel is on the loose this is not a warning.
Stay home till the danger has passed

>>41833592
I tried but they refused my payment s
offers. "They don't need pumpkins or IED but a good dick" in theirs own words. How I'm supposed to grow that ?
>>41833591
Neither let rodent near your vegetables and seeds if you want something to eat for the winter.

>>41833644
Good thing I built a dragon-proof shelter in my basement. Those desperate dragons are becoming a real nuisance, I suppose lack of dragon "slayers" on this world is the reason.

>>41833644
>this is not a warning.
This is not a drill...communications are being compromized

>>41833661
If you have enough savings you can try to buy automaton. They have various functions including privacy protection/anti-stalikng one. That might help.

>>41833663
Dragon slaying is very easy since javelins became JAVELIN but who want an another uppity incel in his flat ?

"Wagyu holst" is now a term for cowgirls of premium japanese upbringing

One piece has gone on for so long I need a hakutaku to help me recap and fill in blanks.

>>41833681
Their meat is delicious when you turn them into hamburgers

>>41833684
I've been reading One Piece weekly since 2007, AMA

>>41833692
Is the void century a metaphor for the holocaust?

>>41833680
>turns out IR-tracking anti-air missiles can lock onto dragons because of their body heat
>Raytheon starts marketing Stinger for personal anti-dragoncel defense
>anon had enough of one particularly annoying dragon harassing his village, launches a missile at her
>dragon's skin is peppered with shrapnel, causing many minor wounds
>she falls to the ground and starts crying
>now anon has to take responsibility and nurse her back to health
One less frustrated unmarried dragon, modern dragon (s)laying requires modern solutions

>>41833743
Wait, it's not made with demon silver ? I can't stand a mamono crying because i hurt her.

>>41833783
It's just papercuts and she was being a wimp, you can always order a custom missile with demon-silver warhead, no way the ((Danukis)) would pass on a profit opportunity.
Or just offer yourself as a tribute, same end result.

>>41833707
No. The Celestial Dragons are more Jewish than the Ancient Kingdom was. Void Century is more like the fall of Atlantis that left the world in a dark age.

>>41833743
>can't afford a Stinger but manage to pick up a Blowpipe that had been sitting in a warehouse for 40 years
>got it cheap because miss Danuki wanted to free up shelf space
>works about as well as you would expect
>dragon swoops down and lands in front of you
>"Holy crap, is that an original Shorts? I've been looking for one of those for years"
>get raped by weirdo dragon who hoards guns

>>41833829
>Just shoot at pointblank by reflex
>Now miss dragon need to find a necromancer who can turn back a red mist into a husband
>Still technically mered by anon

>>41833593
Why can't you just be normal and post degenerate scenarios that are technically okay like dark elf bdsm or life as a spider tentacle monster with a loli in your egg pouch.

I wish there was a lilim reading my posts.

>>41833874
Because he's a ritualposter and the content itself is less important gaining some sort of e-fame, don't respond to him

>>41833879
No one will ever love a lilim

>>41833879
I wish there was a lilim jacking me off into one of her thigh highs that she’s then gonna put back on.

>>41833879
I wish I was playing grand strategy games with Lilim.

>>41833891
I would. Maybe even Druella. I have pretty low self worth.

>>41833971
I am so desperate I would go for Druella right away.

>>41833879
I just realized we dont have an edgelord lim.

>>41834044
>would go for Druella
No one is that desperate

>>41833644
are the children of dragon zombies "normal"dragons or zombies dragons too?

>>41832560
Impress her with your rad snowboarding skills, Yetis love a man in ski suit and winter clothes. You’ll finish a run and she’ll be waiting with open arms and paws, she’ll pick you up in a bear hug drag you off to her private lodge with no time to undo your snowboard, she’ll wrap her scarf around your mouth so you can’t scream for help

>>41834151
Should we ?
Because if you mean lillim who torture humans as psychological warfare with her army for a greater good, i remember a writefag doing and i don't think he is the only one.

I jerked off while standing for the first time and boy did my buttocks get tired.

>>41834318
How goat so big?

>>41834423
Goats will eat anything

>>41833644
and? thats why god gave me hands for, to molest her, also i could just wrestle her, damn neet is pudgy and most likely outta shape

>>41833663
>>41833663
>>41833680
>>41833743
>imagine needing tools to deal with dragons
lmao skill issue

>>41834423
Uwaaabomber victim, it's very tragic anon she got kicked out of her sabbath

>>41834173
No one is that desperate, huh? Well, I wish Druella would try me.

>>41834294
There is demon silver to make it fit the setting. Imagine her as a psychotic battlejunkie and rape machine. Other lilims may try to use magic or seduce a guy the old fashioned way. She just hacks at people with demon silver weapons, transforming every woman, and kidnapping every man. She'd be the leader of monsters like cured sword and red cap. She has small armies that act more like raiding bandits than soldiers. They wander human realms slashing at everybody and stop for a post battle orgy afterwards.

>>41834584
And you just created a NTR raid party, can't work.

I want a knightly sabbath order so we can get lolis in armor.

doragon kissu

>>41834674
>dyke dragon
Oh look it'a zombie soon to be

>>41834584
>>41834613
Just imagine edgy chuuni ninja lilim and her inner darkness that nobody can understand.

>>41834698
I can fix her before it is too late.
Or wait a bit and fix her zombieself even harder into dracolich/dragonwight.

>>41834613
I didn't mean they keep raping different guys
>Married human females get turned and stick with husband
>unmarried men get captured by monster and settle down in conquered village
>in shortage of unmarried men, unwed monsters form new army and raid next town
Even if they're married they could still come along for the fun of turning the women and then go back to their tent to snuggle with hubby.

>>41833879
for me, i think it will be some venus lim that was called fat since she was built like that.

>>41834726
those need a man to help them along or you'll die waiting for her and reincarnate several times before she does

>>41834728
Ah so something like in legitwho's depiction but with an eternal virgin lillim. Sure, had the same idea about a bunch of
mens crusaders/barbarians swearing allegiance to Eros, joining the extremist army as auxiliary, going full retarded in fight (cum for the cum goddess and such) until they get a worthy wife and recruiting new blood from other willing men who fight well.

Remember to Not split the party in a monsters lair everybody. Well not unless you want your traveling companions to fall into the monsters hands.

>>41834841
>Bringing womens into your party
Rookie mistake

>>41834860
Don't underestimate human females.
Some of the most competent monster girls were once most prominent and skillful human heroines before they got instantly defeated by corruption.

I like Gazer fluff more than fox mofu for the same reason I dislike most but not all bit tits. Foxes are tricksters that use their tails as part of their country-destroying arsenal. Gazer-chan wields her mofu as a weapon of peace, not war.

>>41834860
>healer anon is tired of mamono trying to make him their manwhore, makes a party of human women instead
>they get corrupted and anon has to run from a bunch of hyper thirsty newly converted mamono seeking an outlet for their long repressed desires
>alright, bros before hoes, time for an all-male party
>strong concentration of male mana attracts lots of extremely powerful monsters, whole party is soon overwhelmed and claimed

>>41834890
And turn against you, yes that's the main problem. They're ticking bomb.

>>41834907
>or most turn alp

>>41834907
>claimed
Sounds really rapey. I think this is a trigger word for me. Seems very final.

>>41834890
I want to get isekai'd into MGE. Get "saved" from monsters by a heroine only for her to get corrupted and rape me.

>>41834907
>time for an all-male party
Thats good right until somebody snaps during key moment and goes full alp on you.

>>41834841
It's all fun and games until the party tank gets turned into a fairy.

>>41834907
Just rent a shotgun and go alone, bro. Wendigo are not real, bro

>>41834907
just train with some kakuens

>>41832338

>>41832338

what do i do if i got trapped in some church thats long forgotten, filled with the souls of the nuns, the body of said nuns and even the skeletons of them

Which monster girl would be best to dual cultivate with? Shirohebi who can level drain?
>>41835307
Thats just Hel's sermon. Don't be dramatic.

>>41835331
but i dont wanna be in church, its boring but the nuns wont let me leave, saying the outside world is too dangerous, you'll get hurt and stuff like that

>>41835345
They have the best nuns.

>>41835331
>decor looks like it came from a halloween store
>no sermon is complete without the congregation doing the thriller dance
they're lucky i like vincent price

>>41835412
thats it, im breaking the windows and running so far away, so far away

>>41835538
Where did she get that blood ?

>>41835420
>does spooky choir singing
>does milk bapitisms
>Convert any lonely virgin woman into one of their own, reject all other women
>Worship a god that looks an awful like you
>Really like you
> fuck, it is you
>Thankfully you were wearing a mask
>Listen to the sermon
>"One day a man with a mask will come into the church, among the flock of our ardent followers and he will be the god we were waiting for, our husband that the holy scripture promised us"

>>41832745
We want mosasaur!

>>41835559
Why would they allow a men then ?

>>41835589
hear what the scripture, "a man wearing a mask". also its an abandoned church thats very far off from where normal people will tread

>>41833264
Scruffy don't need no maid classes. Scruffy learned from the school of hard knocks.

>>41835599
>"One day a man with a mask will come into the church, among the flock of our ardent followers and he will be the god we were waiting for, our husband that the holy scripture promised us"
>Our husbands
You're gay.

>>41835609
Scruffy is retarded.

41835633
our husband as in for all the undead that are there waiting for their husband to come, and all are monster girls or virgin women monsterized, no man, and you need to calm down

>>41835672
I understood that but why would he human man join them ?

>>41835680
so the scripture implies he'll join a sermon once in that getup, not that he'll be a part of the cult.
aslo its
"why would a human man join them?"

>>41835719
No, i meant why he-man join them ? (Ok, so it's not gay, sorry)

>>41835748
so the dude might have just found the place and wanted to go to see the inside of the "seemingly" abandoned church and might have wanted to steal something, hence the mask, then was pretending to blend in once he noticed undead were there but werent hostile so he tried to push his luck by stealing the expenvise sacred objects, or just wander in or something. he just has to be in when the sermon is taking place

>>41835791
And what's about skeletor ?

>>41832338
Which is the NEET-approved monstergirl?

>>41835866
Really cute

>>41835866
so damn cute, so damn cute, just at the derpy faces of what i assume to be a kiki thats next to the shog

>oh, you are finally awake

>>41835911
so it seems like i have died and went to the afterlife, cuase theres many undead, shogs, and even an angel, and a devil

>>41835866
Work's on in the mines!

>>41835877
Wight mommy

>>41835877

I'm going to put up wanted posters marked married or single for myself around town with a huge bounty on them. I'll trick those monster bounty hunters into marrying me and won't have to pay the money

Monstrous trans hags forevers!!

>>41835940
https://youtu.be/BAovYwVQwB8

>>41836096
Heigh-ho!

>>4183496
I like no nonsense fairies tho

>>41832560
Pretend to be cold and trick her into hugs!

snek

>>41836289
Hanky panky

>>41836289
More

>>41833531
>the only way to avoid it is to shelter under her

Remember to always keep your Ahtal-Ka busy! They get up to all sorts of shenanigans when left to their own devices.

Can you like both touhou and mge?

>>41836445
It's impossible to like more than one thing.

>>41836445
I mean.

>>41836470
I rember that one comic where she literally fucks through a floor and patchy chastised her for not even bothering to stop even while apologizing to her.

>>41836470
Why are high heels so sexy?

>>41836514
I don't care too much for high heels

But pantyhose does it for me.

>>41836514
>>41836520
y tho?

Slime cooled automatons are the future

>>41836627
I heard that you can improve their mana efficiency by running diesel through the coolant lines.

>>41832345
I'll have the witch and familiar 2 for 1 special, thanks.

>>41836514
They accentuate the legs and affect the posture of the woman wearing them.

>>41836493
sauce?

>>41835633
what's so gay about (you) being destined to be the communal husband to a bunch of nuns?

>>41835877
Shoggoth. Her eldritch powers let her mimic anything and everything you could ever want, and more. There's no need to go outside now, you can stay with her forever.

>>41836514
Must be the CLACK

>>41832350
>>41832345
>Get bred by
Sounds gay when you say it like that

I sure love looking up female bodybuilder pictures and videos on my shogputer when Shoggy isn't around.

>>41837124
femdomfags tend to be pretty gay

>>41837136
It's OK to be gay
So rejoice with the boys
in the gay way

>>41837124
KC said futa is potentially okay with MGE and there could be potions for that, add sabbath and you know where this goes.

>>41837166
>KC said futa is potentially okay
Et tu, KC?

>>41833531
If you get carted enough times you'll have to marry the monstergirl you're hunting

>>41837136
Rent free

>>41835987
Sandworm breath = Extremely sniffable

Which mg is kind to the good but cruel to the evil?

Work, go home, drink, sleep.

>>41837318
Bogie, for a given value of "cruel".

>>41837166
I don't want to go to that bathhouse then.
Next up will be people saying hellhounds always use a futa potion the first time to show dominance or manticores do it and use thier tail at the same time to completely change the tone of the girl
KC only vaguely agreed, it doesn't belong in the setting and doesn't have a page in a book

>>41837357
>Be good boy
>Get clussy
>Be bad boy
>Get teased till I apologize
>Get clussy

>>41837383
>futa potion the first time to show dominance
Probably not but dry humping you from behind is a possibility.
had two females dogs once was confused on why one would try to hump the other till was told this was a purely a pecking order dominance thing.

>>41837407
I can definitely imagine a Manticore dry humping a guy while the tailpussy works on his cock.

>unironic futashit discussion
is this supposed to disprove femdomfags being gay?

Yeah but where's the tailpussy potion for the less privileged monstergirls

>>41837453
Level drain is just as good and we know they can all do that

>>41837474
Gonna grind to max level, get a low level succubus and let her drain me, grind to max level again and then repeat doing that until I got my own succubus queen.
>She doesn't know what to do now since she's the end boss of the whole zone

>>41837453
Kiki tailpussy is a massive privilege.

>>41837453
>fox drinks the tailpussy potion

>>41837318
Krampus, I mean their entire thing was kidnap the bad children.

>Shog thinks her mastah's mind is dirty
>Gives his brain a wash

>>41837528
>soft feather duster tail milkings

>>41837528
>Kiki spends more time cleaning up after her drooling tail than after anon
A true nightmare.

A-

-woo

>Mino wife gifts me a red suit for my birthday

>>41837767
I don't get it

>>41837767
>mino decides that pink is just a very light shade of red

>>41837755

>>41837755
This is an awoo free zone please refrain from doing it or she will receive a ticket

Can you guys give me a rough estimate

>>41837887
about three fifty

>>41837887
Sure
>Bogey: not rough at all, very cuddley
>Oni: slightly rough, loves you hard but won't hurt you
>Ogre: very rough, will beat you up SEXUALLY

>>41837887
probably a fox

>>41837887
At least three.

>>41837818
Sorry bud but no-awoo zones were struck down as illegal discrimination.

>>41837887
2 more lilims

>>41837973
I disagree, it's more like 5 greater demons.

>>41838055
Do you understand?

>>41838055
>in a completely dark room
>except for a glowing womb tattoo approaching
i'm in danger

>>41837965
Justice https://youtube.com/watch?v=eGslweDOihs

>>41838045
Just a little bit of crazy.

>Teenage demon that wants rebel against her parents by making anon fall in love with her the normal way and not make a contract
>Her mom keeps saying she'll grow out of it when she becomes 100 years old and becomes a adult.

When she tries to impress you with a guitar solo

>>41838213
Wait, did that get translated?

>>41838240
No

>>41837755
>>41837833
AWOOOOO
FUCK THE POLICE
I DON'T PAY TAXES EITHER

>>41837965
>>41838100
>>41838297
That's it you're all going downtown!

>>41838213
>Miss, it's the first day of gym class, why are you half naked?

>>41837428
>hellhound dry humps you
>its awkward as fuck
>"so why are you doing this, again?"
>"its a canine thing, please dont question it... "
>"I see."

>>41838314
Never wander around downtown alone. Plenty of wans and otherwise looking to prey on unwary visitors.
Actually, you probably want to go with more than just one friend.

>>41838354
Now I just have the mental image of a monster girl dry humping you and she ends up having an orgasm.

>>41838354
>canine
But they're cats.

>>41838297
>werewolf power stance
>shows off both the flexibility of her thighs guaranteeing you a comfortable position for mating and enough strength to keep you locked in
>depending on the situation it's a mating call or just intimidation before rape (and marriage)

>>41838387
My, what sharp teeth.

>>41838387
My first assignment as an MGC cop is to enforce the leash laws there. I think I can handle it

please follow the instructions as seen on your chosen monster girl

>>41838403
>a comfortable position for mating
You want the girl on top?
You won't feel like less of a man if you aren't in the dominant position?

>>41838456
I meant she can spread her legs wide for you and wrap them around your back but femdom is based as fuck too

>>41838297
Gonna sniff that wolf's breath!

>>41838436
Cute Focks in knee-high socks

>>41838466
Faggot

>>41838387
I'm going alone, I'm going in the shady alleyway, and I'm giving headpats and bellyrubs to every wan I see. You cannot stop me.

>>41838436
Tired eyes are extremely underrated.

I will make it my life's mission to bamboozle every monster girl I come across.
Except sandworms. They're too nice and sweet to bamboozle

>>41838597
I'm gonna grab it!

>Anon gets coiled by a lamia and eaten by a sandworm at the same time
How does the dynamic between a yandere snek and overly attached/obsessed worm play out?

How does Anon navigate keeping them both happy?

Don't forget, Gazer headpats and lap pillows are a real treat for well-behaved humans.

I want to get isekai'd into a lilim's bedroom.

>>41838753
Same. I hope she's a neet too. I need someone to play games with.

>>41838701
I'll sniff her breath too

>>41838701
goo in your hair though

>>41838701
I would a Gazer that's actually kind to me and not condescendingly so.
>>41838779
It's better for your hair than any conditioner. It's good for your skin, too.

>>41838701
do I get to use her tail as a pillow if I'm extra well behaved?

>>41838701
i like miss wock better, she gives me lots of kisses

>>41838793
>I would a Gazer that's actually kind to me and not condescendingly so.
She appreciates sincerity and understanding, so if you get condescension it's probably because you're being apprehensive. She's really cute and caring once you get to know her.
>It's better for your hair than any conditioner. It's good for your skin, too.
This.

What's this, a fine monster girl thread woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of bee posting ought to put a stop to that.

>>41838845
She's working really hard at it. She's been practicing a lot on dolls.

>>41838877
what i want to see is those fat fuzzy cute bumble bees turned into cute somewhat mobfaced chubby bees with fuzz

>>41838889
I mean, you saw nothing! You heard nothing! Gazer is phenomenal kisser.

>>41838793
If she's not smug, condescending, and insulting she's not my Gazer.

>>41838906
>femdom

>>41838845
BIIG FAT VORE MONSTER!!

>>41838922
>Sleepdom

Wocks are pretty cute

>>41838939
GARGANTUAN OBESE VORE BEAST!

fuck off, I wanna post about wocks. but this fucking faggot keeps talking about vore and shit

>>41838937
i can't get the idea of little smooth sleeping loli ass out of my head so I am pretty sure fate is telling me what girl I will end up with unfortunately

>>41838933
>>41838945
Fuck off retard

For being a brat
Refusing to act your age
For all of the decent citizens you've enraged
You can go to Hell
For gambling and drinking alcohol constantly
For making us doubt our parents authority
For choosing to be a living obscenity
You can go to Hell

>>41838939
>"Anon I don't care what the internet says, we are not naming our daughter Fat Bastard"

What is the attraction to larger monsters like dragons or oni? They are so large your dick would be like a tic tac going down their hall way.

>>41838955
At least she smells and tastes good, is low maintenance, and will give you dozens of daughterus in quick time who will also be low maintenance. Also fiercely comfy

>>41838906
Yes, because she would be mine then.

>>41838956
I know a vore monster when I see one. Jabberwocks are gluttonous beasts that devour men whole and alive, holding them captive in their draconic stomachs while they consume more

>>41838971
dont need a dark mage but i do need a magical old lady to fuck
>>41838988
y would i? ill name my sun that
>>41838989
they aint that much bigger, just a foot or two, the reason i like gals tahy are way bigger since i wannt be able to sleep on them after I fuck 'em

41839007
fuck off

>>41838989
Having sex with a monster canonically makes your dick bigger. After a while you'd have a proper dragon layer's spear in your pants.

>>41839024
choco is best monster flavor

monster plus 5

>>41839024
where's the unedited pic?

>>41838922
Nothing wrong with a little femdom.

>>41839016
Canonically it will also make you sexy according to the tastes of the monster even if that taste is usually just making sure she can find your dick. Enjoy that little death.

mana transfer whenever she wants

>>41839070
She was human before so does that maker her a dark mage or what?

>>41839038
Wrong

>>41838989
Being able to ride around on her shoulders like Master Blaster.

>>41839038
I'm more of a blueberry man but strawberry chocolate swirl is a hard flavor

>>41839082
yeah

>>41839038
The best monsters are pink, wet, slimy, and have colossal frames

>>41839117
The best monsters are half my height and smug about it. If loli manticore isn't one of the best girls you can imagine you might be gay.

>>41838989
Their innards would be the correct size through mamano mana so no physical complications to the mechanics of the deed would arise.

>>41832338
beautiful skin

>>41839089
>tfw you will never accidentally summon a powerful dom demon by doing a cheap ritual you found in a shitty mamono magazine.

>>41839125
Smug loli supremacy.

>>41839125
>>41839338
nah

>>41839125
pixie/manticore hybrid

>>41839338
Perfect for using your face as a throne. Encourage the smug.

>>41832338

>>41839125
Smug vampire loli that promises the piggyback ride won't turn into neck bites this time.

It will turn into neck bites.

>>41839387
I'd rather "discipline" her. Which would end up encouraging her anyway, damn it.

>>41839338
>Bring me the foreign Human merchant.
>I want to hear him say things with his funny accent.

>>41838906
She can be both. Love and affection when you need it, and then barbarous insults when you get too complacent and she threatens to disintegrate you on the spot if you don't get your lazy ass out of bed.
And then you wind up working like a dog all day, but she rewards you with a homecooked meal.
Only it turns out it was spiked with drugs and aphrodisiacs. She "has no choice" but to ride you all night long, milking out load after load while she chokes you with her thick thighs, a cruel smile in her face all the while.
And then you wake up in the morning at a decent hour, and she's made your favorite breakfast.
But now you know better than to let your guard down, so you watch her carefully the whole time.And she just sits there and smiles kindly while you eat every last bite.

>>41839612
rude child
I'll flirt with the loli anubis advisor with my "funny accent"

>>41839694
! !

>umi osho pressuring you into having sex with her or she'll accuse you of harming her to all the sea monsters that stan her and have you "canceled" deep in the ocean

>>41839447
Nine tails hate him! Find out how you can desmug your Kitsune with this one simple trick!

>>41839694
It's all going well, until the loli Anubis starts smooth-talking you into buying illicit drugs while you're here, to take them back to your home kingdom to sell. She promises a sizeable profit.

>>41832338

>>41839708
fishgang gets real mad when you mess with ms sea bishop

>>41839708
She better be on top if she's gonna be like that.

>>41839447
I want a job doing this for kitsune

>>41839745
Nope, you'll be the one taking good care of her. Now put your back into it, she likes it rough.

>>41839732
Monster infographs are so helpful

>>41839761
i woulda gone for the thighs
still might

>>41839729
…but it’s just legos?

>>41839694
I'll still flirt with the rude child pharaoh with my "funny accent", her accent would sound funny to me too, not that I'd say it out loud.

>>41839661
The bottom line is, Gazer is an aberrant being. The only constant is change (and her love for you).
Watch her closely—very closely—so you don't miss anything. Because you just know she'll be watching you.

>>41839782
She's asking you to sling some 'bricks' for her. Also to pitch her idea of an Egypt-themed lego set series to your ruler, she needs investors.

>>41839754
Then she can go fuck herself, I'll take my chances with a Mershark "rehabilitating" me.

>>41839338

>>41839877
>bbw
Ew

>>41839877
Hello Ms. Greenworm, I'm here to take your daughter out on a date.

>>41839880
anon, thats just a greenworm

>>41839808
I’m sure there is already plenty of Egyptian lego sets
In fact, I bet she would do anything if you bring her one…

>>41839901
Werewolves are better soldiers

>>41839921
Awarewolf

>>41839921
I'm sure they make good soldiers on duty but someone really needs to call the MPs when they come out to the bars off duty. I can't walk five feet in one without this happening

>>41839921
Citrus and tennis balls can defeat them.
Also yelling out "Who's a good girl!" can get them to pop their heads out.

>>41839836
lazy useless boy, monsters really like strong active men who takes the lead, any man that the umi osho takes a liking to should feel more privileged than anyone living in a 1st-world demon realm!

>>41839959
>leaving herself in belly rubbing range
they really are dumb dogs

Shog… what have you done now?

>>41839971
Even worse if she's full of herself like that. At this point I'd rather take a Charybdis.

>>41839980
But anon if you try and stop to get away they get upset

>>41840001
She saw mastah playing Civ6 and she wanted to try too

>>41839885

>>41840008
That’s when you deploy the tactical stick/tennis ball, you’ll be long gone before she knows what hit her

FUCK echidnas

>>41839877
Is this is what Greenworms look like when they just keep storing their energy instead of transforming into a Titania?

>>41839921
Tactical wolf!

>>41840047
You fool. They hunt in packs!

>>41840057
They develop delicious worm milkers

>>41840001
honestly, having a planet spanning queen shog would be kinda comfy

>>41840072
>Human Male! You Are Tresspassing on the Wanwanu tribes lands, the punishment is SNU SNU

>>41840102
>delicious worm milkers
What does it taste like.
I need to know.

>>41840074
this should slow them down

>>41840074
>throw your ball and laugh as wolf runs after it
>turn around to run and smack into wolf abs
>feel a meaty paw on your shoulder and a tongue licking your head
Oh no?!

>>41840107
thats a chubby wan

>>41840147
Yeah, so large and soft one could be engulfed by her softness so very comfortable one would never want to leave it.

>>41840171
thats how i like my women built

>>41840128
You fool! It's bulking season!

>>41840197
It just means she's going to be slower until cutting season

>>41840128
>giving them more energy to rape you harder and longer
next you'll say that wearing a shirt that says "Chew Toy" will ward them off

>>41840128
>server anon is mandated to ask monsters if they saved room for desert
>often ends with him being raped on top of the table
well, at least the tips are good

>>41840243
>let's open a tavern, your wife says
>it will be fun, she says
maybe there's a reason you're the only server...

>>41840128
You had enough time to prepare a meal like that before they pounced you?

>>41840264
Contrary to popular belief, rapists are not rude so if you ask them to wait they will
It just increases the rape time/intensity if they wait

>>41840122
I want this image for Gazer Milk