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Taking ancient evils on dates!

Would Oryx revert back to Aurash on exposure to mamono mana, or would being Taken prevent it?

>>41811805
>ywn have to put up with Daji shittalking Tamamo-no-mae over brunch
Thank god for small mercies.

My strategy to escape a rapey monster horde? Make a large, home-cooked meal. Small and normal-sized monsters will be too full to chase and a good friend on the internet told me that the bigger monsters would never want a guy who likes cooking so I can make my escape easily.

>>41811828
>get cornered by a pack of wolves
>yell out a "time out", which they obey
>run off to your kitchen and cook up some porkchops
>come back to your corner and they are still there
>present the meal and tell them to eat up
>you watch proudly as they scarf the meal down and then laugh at how they can;t rape you know with full bellies
>they grab you and say that it is time for after dinner exercises to burn off the meal
you fool, you just gave them more energy for more rape!

HEAVY MACHINERY

HEAVY MACHINERY

>>41811854
That's not fair they didn't even eat the dessert!

>>41812007
but anon, you ARE the dessert!

The local commander of the demon army has cornered you, what do you choose to do?

>>41811788

>>41812132
ask for the hand of her cute kiki assistant in marriage

Stupid sexy cat

Pet the weasel, Anon, someone has to take the electricity before she overloads and fries us all.

>post portal
>Nothing has changed for me. Ten years as proud home security and in line to inherit a sizable amount
>But one day dad is seduced by a harlot witch
>They'll probably breed like rabbits and split my inheritance among siblings
>What's worse is that her useless cult leader moved in and started mooching too
>Between that and the constant bustle of her followers showing up I'm losing my mind
>That goat bitch even offered to let me join her black mass since they'll be doing it here anyway and shit can get pretty loud
Guys how do I drive these women out of my home before I end up having to watch my father fuck a little girl

so does she function as power armor?

>>41812219
just get a job lmao, or sell yourself on the street and get enough to get an apartment or better yet a house, then visit from time to time cause he is your pops after all

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>41812219
You're lucky, anon. I got stuck with a Yasha.

>>41812161
You get dragged off and handed off as requested. You also know work as a secretary

>>41812132
Show her my doctor's note that says I'm excused from being raped

>>41812252
does the job have mandatory cuddle and flirt breaks?

>>41812256
You are then handed off to nurse mindflayer, she will be taking good care of you.

>>41812132
ask for a good wrestling match with her, first to make the other to tap out 2/3 times wins, even if i lose, she will be too tired to molest me so we can just bask in each others company for a bet and just talk

>>41812132
Critique her on her absolutely horrid taste in fashion. Every good commander knows that you need to keep your coat wrinkle-free. And is that fucking blood still on her sword? It'll rust to shit if she doesn't clean it off!

>one day you will experience pic related or something similar
>you will be happy

>>41812132
hit on her stoic right hand woman

>>41812312
Only if monster girls become real so pretty unlikely

>>41812312
>holding thunderbird egg makes all your hair stand up on end like a tesla coil
i'm into it

>>41812340
>>41812349
I'll make sure you anons are paired up with harpies when the day of the rape comes.

>>41812262
Yes. One a day.

Fair warning that if you are in possession of the tallest structure in the area, you WILL have to deal with harpies pressing their tits or ass on the windows.

>>41812450

Angels are just big dumb harpies trying to sell religion!

>>41812450
Gonna tell an angel I'm the wrong sect of her religion and she should go away

>>41812451
maybe they'll calm down if I leave some bird feed outside for them

Gazer Love

>>41812451
>jubjub sees her own reflection and becomes territorial

>>41812451
Just feed the black harpies French fries. They'll form a gang, and your tower will become their turf. All other harpies will be scared off. Then you don't have to worry about tits and ass on your windows.

>>41812522
>jub looks at reflection
>"Hey, this is my turf! Anon is mine!"
>goes into attack mode but bonks her head against the glass and knocks herself out
>anon sips his morning coffee and sighs
>time to bring her in and tend to her again

>>41812529
Except from the Black Harpies, of course.

>>41811828
>bigger monsters would never want a guy who likes cooking
Anon I...

>>41812481
>tell a catholic angel you're part of the eastern orthodoxy
How hard would the rape correc- I mean conversion be?

>>41812549
They won't be pressing their bits against the windows. They're too smart for that.
They'll be inside

>>41812553
>tell her the pope is shit
>tell her the filioque is shit
>tell her she is shit
nothing can go wrong from this

>>41812522
>shit, her tits are huge. i gotta chase her off before anon sees her
ganbatte jubjub

>>41812553
Would it be worse if I went full Luther and nailed a list of complains to her door?

>>41812626
What would your list be?

I never realized it's actualy "talking press".

>>41812689
she will need to take me to the hospital cause i don't bend like that

>>41812689
Why are you posting gay shit?

>>41812699
what, she's actually futa?

>>41812529
A murder, anon. A gang of black harpies is called a murder.

>>41812712
Look at how her crotch is positioned relative to the guy's butt. What else could it be?
Either way amazonian position is gay.
If you have to be dominated have it be cowgirl.

>>41812718
>Either way amazonian position is gay.
>having straight sex is gay
>>41812698
regular exercises and you will, untill then you will get well acquainted with Dr Uni

>>41812722
Exposing your asshole to a woman is gay.

>>41812718
Uhh, the more I look at it the more I think the dick is supposed to be angled upwards and it's effectively same as cowgirl position, just less comfortable for him.
Maybe your hidden cocklust is making you think of futas?

>>41812734
penis goes in vagina, nothing goes into ass = normal straight sex

>>41812739
Dicks don't bend like that.
Men should never be in the position of a woman.

>>41812755
This. If the woman is on top, it's homosexual. There's no difference between taking a dick in your ass and letting a woman ride you, in both cases you are the passive bitch, you become the woman.

>Turns out graffitiing random guys’ phone numbers on Deonora’s castle walls is illegal
>Here I thought I was doing a public service
>Was arrested and monopoly manned into jail
>First day in prison
>Told by other guys to get a wife fast
>Otherwise I’ll get grabbed by a gang to be their husband
>Doesn’t sound that bad
>Turns out it isn’t, mostly personal choice and not wanting to spend the whole day in the bunk
>At lunch I spot the biggest black dragon I’ve ever seen, scars from numerous battles, tits big enough to out a holst to shame, wide baby making hips and still a well toned physique
>Walk up to her and grope her tits
>Only notice her marriage pendent between her knockers after she sends me flying through the wall into the wurmsery
>Nurse wurm thought I was dead and sent me to the undead block of the prison
>Zombie dragons are nice but act their age, namely really, really, really fucking old
>Stuck playing shuffleboard, badminton, bingo, and watching old Dragonia TV shows that are only in the dragon language
>Eventually snap during yoga and just grab the nearest zombie dragon and take her back to my bunk
>Discover serious problem when I go to grab my dragon onahole
>I'm shit at remembering names and faces
>Grab the wrong zombie dragon
>This means I have to remember more names and faces which inevitably fails
>Downward spiral till I end up sharing a bunk with the whole block
>At least they let me choose the channel now sometimes, when I have time to watch TV that is

>>41812758
That's it bros, cowgirl and reverse rape in general is now homosex.

>>41812803
Literally yes. Even the ancient Romans understood this. Eating pussy was considered a homosexual act.

>>41812815
You know, with all the descriptions of men being "deliciously devoured", MGE should be renamed to Gay Sex Encyclopedia.

>>41812825
I agree.

>>41812815
The Romans also thought it was straight to fuck a boy in the ass so I suppose that does make you a fag. Now I don't know where the fuck you came from but these threads haven't changed much in over 8 years so I suggest you crawl back into whatever hellhole you came from because maledom and femdom are just fine here.

>pomf

>>41812848
This reminds me of that thing Andre the Giant did to show how big his hands were

>>41812848
>I just don't think you should treat me like a sex toy with love
>pomf

Why are white snakes such cock blocks?
>Found strange wurm at the beach
>Said she was a “Rai-u”
>When I take her home a white snake bangs on my door
>Demands I unaccost her ward
>Wurm gal apologizes and leaves with the white snake

>>41812481
Tell her succubi are the true angels.

>>41812909
I agree

>>41812973
>succ tries to mask anon's signature with her own to throw off the creepy angel
>little does she know, this angel went full Sodom and Gomorrah already and she goes for the girls just the same

>>41812848
>W-What are we gonna do on the bed Ms Hellwan?

>>41812899
They're why Ryu's become old hags who never leave their room. Save a Ryu from being a hag, break into a shrine and take her.

Rome needs a hero!

>>41812132
Wait for the artillery strike i called on my position. She will never see it coming

>>41812312
You know that all of this a way to cope and avoid a backflip from the roof ? I mean, no portals will open, it's just a fantasy.

>>41813223
It wouldn't be a cope if we admitted that the portals would never open.
Kc could be a baphomet herald, you don't know. He certainly programs video games like someone who has never seen a computer before.

>>41813320
>Kc could be a baphomet herald
That's why the portals haven't come yet. They sent the Sabbath in first. Now all the lolibaba baphomets are completely tech illiterate and can't get anything done. Meanwhile all the witches are pissed because all their onii-chans keep getting arrested for pedophilia. They even got so desperate they started trying to take over by making pedo cults in the media and government. The dumb lolis were supposed to be building the portals, but they're too blue ovaried to do their job.

What's the fastest way to break a dragons pride so you can use her as a steed?

>>41813561
jump on her back and hold on for as long as possible

>>41813648
>And this is how anon was turned into a undead incubus

>>41813403
>they haven't figured out the free beer bait and switch
Mabye they deserve being blue ovaried. Now excuse me, I need to prepare for the Eros swat team.

>>41813648
What if she doesn't turn into her dragon form and just stay in her monster girl form?

Just because she is a ferocious rapist doesn't mean she can't be pretty!

>>41813694
its the same for each form

>>41813120
But the owl is the symbol of Athens?

>>41813725
No, you ride the dragon form and "ride" the monster girl form.

Gonna bully dragons online saying that lizard girls are objectively better than dragons.

>Escaping a Mandragora is the easiest thing in the world
>What's she gonna do, run after you

Thanksgiving is coming up soon. Will you be ready?

>>41813900
Man cannot outrun THE SPEED OF SOUND

Wish me luck bros, gonna go around the world sampling the breastmilk of every MG in the encyclopaedia and write a book about it

>>41812227
Shogframe

>>41814033
how are you gonna milk a ghost

>>41814260
use a proton pack to immobilize her

>>41814260
Very carefully

>>41814302
>>41814305
you need to touch her tho and if i remember correctly, that MGE ghosts cant be touched

>>41814231
But I'm an Oberon main...

hey found this weird cow while wandering the desert
https://imgur.com/Nd2heZC

Don't bully a white wolf tengu, she'll just rape you right then and there in front of all the crow tengus.

>>41813906
Thanksgiving is for stuffing birds, not fat dragons.

>>41814494
dragons are just featherless harpies with two pairs of arms, one pair of wing arms and one pair of normal arms

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>>41814494
but fat dragons are the best dragon

>>41814535
Very good, sir.

>still not real

>>41814609
>Chesh becomes real
>First thing she does is taunt you into giving her a massive hatesex creampie
Is this really what you want?

i want to court a wock in dragonia but dont know how to approach her

mino a best

>>41814686
Tell her that her breasts look like they'd give the best paizuri ever.
At best you get a wife, at worse a heavily blushing woc.

>>41814705
but i think the bows she put on her mouth tentacles are extra cute

Kangaroo girl when?

>>41814701
>Wrestling with mino wife
>Get a little devious and use her own weight against her to get her on the floor
>The look she gives tells me my pelvis will not survive tonight

>>41811788
Kencou Cross is The Sabbath's Everchosen

>>41814767
>Get a little devious and use her own weight against her to get her on the floor
>Anon adapts with technique and craftiness against his waifu's brute strength
And thus begins an arms race to be the one on top that night

>>41814636
You don't?

>>41814636
tricking chesh by giving her a massive loving creampie instead

>>41811788

>>41813900
She looks like she could climb rocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM8gO4IDN_s

>>41814705
i told her her tits look heavy, i should hold them

You wouldn't molest a supermarket robot, right?

>>41814939
When she's twice your size you gotta get a lil' creative if you don't wanna be a complete pushover

>>41815049

>>41815049
>Miau
That's Finnish for meow.

>>41815049
i would without care, and i would buy her from the store as well

>>41812899
>>Said she was a “Rai-u”

>>41815072
Polish too, which is the language in that picture.

>>41815185
Two drunkard nations have cats that speak the same language? Who would've thought!

Angel feathers > fox mofu
and it's not even close

>>41815049
Still can't deal that the original thing was a boy and yet, the internet draw the thing as a girl

>>41815150
i want to be that annoying little shit that Ms. Haku cant help bt love due to how naive i am in spite of it all
>>41815329
but can angel go retro colors like a fox may come out?

>>41815372
They come in white and black. You don't need any other colors.

>>41811788

>>41815407
but thats boring, wheres hot pink, cyan blue, dark maroon, bright greens, wheres all those colors like that

>>41815460
The Chief God doesn't approve of those colors so you don't need them. Don't question Her wisdom and just hug the angel already.

>>41814636

Gods, yes. That's is all I ever really wanted, DESU.

>>41815472
i see hot pink on top of her head tho, i think she lies and is keeping all those bright colored angels away from me and hogging them all to herself, om going to break into her room and request she lets those angels go

>>41815472
Who needs her angels when you got Eros?

>>41815558
yeah, her angels are better quailty after all, you can even ask for 72 of them if you really please her

>>41815495
Anon, there are no brightly-colored angels being hidden by the chief god and it's highly heretical to free them anyway

>>41815578
im going to free them all, why? cause all colors matter and all angels deserve to find love, it aint their fault that shes still single after all

>>41814494
She is NOT a fat dragon!

>>41815604
she's "rubenesque"

>>41815604
>>41815623
More like reuben-esque, amirite?

>>41814762
>oy wankah
>why dont ya stop wastin ye splooge and gimmie a shag instead, ey?
is this really the kind of girl you want?

>>41815699

That accent but from a Jorou-Gumo.

>>41815699
>no cuz yer cunt stinks yiu oversized wallaby!
>proceed to hatefuck
Australian shitposting mamonos are the dream

>I'm crashing, I'm crashing down
>everyone's crashing, but as long as we're together

>and the drummer plays a beat too long
>and the whole damn song starts to fall apart

>by a show of hands the group disbands
>and they won't be back by popular demand

>>41815672
>>41815623
Being rude is not a smart idea! Jabberwocks are some of the most powerful species in all of MGE!

>>41815827
she has shit stamina tho

Had a smol MG dream
>Be in hell, its actually a big empty cave, with blue-ish tones
>Completely alone, no others, no demons, no nothing
>Its just like being alive was
>What there is, are some torture devices and a sign that says I am expected to torment myself, due to budget cuts
>wat.jpg
>Wander around the cave and come across an Smol tarantula MG
Looks very similar to that one set of small MGs done by the one artist. Don't have any pics saved, but the ones with the lamia and harpy and spider.
>She's smaller than my hand, has some fuzzy spots over her human top half, couple of extra sets of eyes, and is surprisingly colorful
>Cute as a button
>Lay down as to not scare her with the size difference
>She's smart but skittish
>Manage to coax her toward me
>Eventually she allows me to pet her with just one finger tip (as much as one can when the size difference is so great)
>But she is enjoying it, quite a bit
>Makes me think she has never had interactions like this before, all alone in this cave
>Know that feel
>Eventually she grabs my index finger (the one used to pet her) and give it a cartoonishly big chomp
>I cant even feel it, her jaws and teeth don't even mar the skin
>Then she possessively takes my finger hand holds it close with all her strength, and looks up with the biggest happiest smile she can
>It was a love bite
>Heart melts instantaneously, will protect her forever
>Realize, only in hell, will I ever have been truly happy

You should give the noble lady a flower when she visits your village. Don't be shy!

>>41811788
Man, the coach at this school is intense.

>>41815951
nah, imma just romance that old village troll npc instead

>>41815951
brb, gonna go ask mrs danuki if she can get me one of those jungle flowers that smells like rotten meat

>Dark Woods: lvl 1-10
>Ancient Grasslands: lvl 5-15
>Undead Wastes: lvl 10-20
>Elf Forest: lvl 140+

Did my deed, time to rest. I think I managed just fine with It. Hope It's not a big deal that the tail isn't that visible

>>41816200
Hebihebihebihebihebi!
Thanks anon

>>41816200
lovely, now its my time to work

>dragon demands a virgin sacrifice
>they send her a girl
>now there are two dragons demanding a virgin (male) for each

>>41811788
Why are foxes so silly?

>>41816252
How do I tell them the onis took all our virgins first so they won’t throw a fit and steal my cows?

>>41816252
Imma just give them two mirrors and see how long it takes them to figure out the insult

>>41816261
>Have multiple ratty tails they hardly wash
>Stink worse thank skunks
>Forced to hyper-push propaganda to get a man
>Wouldn't know what to do even if they got one (Would probably default to doormat-tier subs)
Of course they are funny. They are CLOWNS.

Succubus - shoto main character
Medusa - grappler
Witch - zoner
Raiju - charge
Thunderbird - rushdown
Lich - puppet fighter
Chimera - stance change
Flow Kelp - install character
Doppelganger - mimic fighter
Baphomet - penultimate boss
Lilim - final boss
Cheshire Cat - joke character

>>41816329
Don't have a cow, man

I just want to buttfuck a Familiar until I pass out from exhaustion.

>>41816409
>>>/vt/

>>41814535
neato, slime carrier

Dogs

>>41816454
Can I multiclass ?
I want to be a tank and a sharpshooter

>>41816821
Yjk

>>41816663
?

I'd take a hellhound too.
I think the list of girls I wouldn't jump at is shorter.

>>41816936
>>41816409 is a Vtuber turned into a lamia.

>>41816100
Haglands.

Wake up! It's your favorite.

>>41816958
black sclera = wife

>>41816200
Some good sag on those breasts. It's funny but I never really think of shirohebi being tittymonsters. Probably because the clothes they're usually portrayed as wearing don't accentuate their breasts much

>>41817145
polite monsters seldom get rude titties

>>41816200
Anon is getting a pleasant surprise when he goes to bed.

>>41815890
Very cute

>>41817173
Just because they're quiet doesn't mean they're polite. Breaking into a man's house so she can steal his dirty laundry is behaviour unbefitting a shrine maiden

>>41817249
sweating reimu

>>41817249
>Not trapping your laundry
Your fault

I would give a flirty little Dark Mage exactly what she wants, turning her smug face into a cross-eyed o-face by playing with her fat loli ass and tight butthole.

>>41816990
Do Gazers have nails under the goo? I need to know

>>41817173
I don't believe there's any correlation there.

>>41817310
we'll need more data to be sure

>>41812841
nta but honestly that position doesn't actually look sexy or arousing in the slightest it just looks really uncomfortable.

>>41817462
full nelsoning a girl probably sucks for them too and paizuri would feel not great in general but i'm more about the idea than the reality

>>41817483
I realize that but every time I see it the first thing I think of is how much it would fuck up my back to be in that position and how little room to maneuver there would be in the sex. And then the second thought is remembering that one artist that was really into ball busting who got kicked in the crotch once then never drew ball busting again.
If I were able to write/draw above a chris chan level I would totally do a comedic story though about a monster trying the position and fucking up the guys back since the mental image of the situation is very funny to me

>>41817483
Girls should be light and flexible enough to be comfortably manhandled.

>>41817607
reciting sabbath tenets again, are we?

>>41811788

>>41817660
wish i had a begrudging snake noodle to lift

>>41817633
what happened to her waist?

>>41817625
>sabbath tenets
They contain great wisdom

>>41817607
Either that or big enough to easily carry (You).
The middle ground is lame and boring.

>>41817666
>ms cleric's very nice and you reluctantly accept her invitation
>hang around for the sermon even though you've tuned out for a while
>snap back to attention when it's time for communion
>all the vampire parishioners have gathered around you but there's no wine to be seen
okay but i better get to pet and feed those belfry fruit bats later

In bed with a lewd boobie wolf.

>>41811788

Centaur twins that like to get assfucked?

>>41817715
>tell horde of vampires 'just a sip'
that should work

Maids will always be THE ultimate monster companions.

>>41817633
Where does one find monster girls that are twice your height and how do I get there? Just asking for a friend haha

>>41817910
tallsbourgh, and it is the second town after the starting zone

>walking through the streets at night
>Come across a small bundle of fur
>It looks like a sick animal
>Take it home and warm it by the fire
>Eventually it starts rousing itself
>"Nya, human, you've saved me"
>It's a furry little monster like the ones who've popped up after the portal opening
>"You've proven yourself more useful than the worst of the trash on this planet. I'll give you the gift of serving me in my home"
So begins Anons life as a live in servant to a little sith

>>41817889
Give wife on equal footing instead.

>>41817994
I told the guild master in the starting zone that i wanted to go to tallsborough and she sent a very nice (and tall) dragon lady to personally escort me there! This dragon lady seems kinda odd though, she keeps asking me if I'm single and stares at me constantly. Maybe she's just nervous?

How do normally predatory species react to humans they’d normally eat showing them kindness or saving them?
>See a fairy struggling to fly in the rain and take her home, warming her up and baking her some soup
>Giant naga escapes a blizzard by breaking into a local farm. The farmer’s son reacts by offering her an electric blanket

Quick question since nobody does green texts anymore should Anons dialogue be greentext?
From what I recall no

>>41818184
Depends on the style really

>>41818178
huh?

>>41818184
It should be green but have quotation marks
Please make green texts, those are the meat and potatoes of MG culture

>>41818233
I think a Manticore wrote that previous post and still doesn't want to admit they don't really eat people.
>>41818184
I normally see all dialogue in greentexts with quotation marks.

>>41818234
>meat and potatoes
It's the sith story lmao so no. But I'll keep going once I down some more alcohol.

>>41818234
I try anon, but I'm currently lacking inspiration for a scenario

I haven't written a greentext in a long time, maybe I should get back at it. Hope you like lolis and sex

>>41818442
there's a pretty good venn diagram overlap there

>>41818442
Sex is gross and I don't care if monsters overhear me saying that

>>41818442
We need more stories of failed men getting rape corrected by lolis.
Because I can self insert

>>41811788

>>41817910
themed spirit realms are great for gimmick areas

>>41818496
props for doing the furtive third tentacle

>Manticore sees a man go inside her cave
>such an easy prey, she's almost sorry for him
>reveals herself to him
>about to do the scary talk and all
>he looks surprised but not scared
>kneels down and pulls out something out of his bag
>a bottle of wine and some snacks
>the Manticore is just confused
>the guy explains he has to temporarily go abroad, so he came with offerings to get a blessing for his journey
>what
>turns out his village considers her their guardian spirit that watches over them
>all from the couple of times she's saved village kids that wandered into the mountains, like some from drowning in the river, some from falling down a cliff, etc.
>she nearly faints learning that her reputation of a scary, evil, cruel monster is in shambles

>>41818516
why is that elf with a detaching head smiling at me like that?

made that holst, still needs color and a clean up, no pube
https://i.imgur.com/vd8npdL.png

>>41818496
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>>41818561
Godspeed, you fat fetishist

>>41818566
I know this is a joke, but if you look on Eka's Portal (The vore site) Apophis and Manticore are the two real big vore monsters, with Jabberwock only having two hits.

>>41818566
Get cancer already

>>41818724
It has nothing to do with the amount of vore art she has. It's the fact that she's got three mouths. Triple the eating, triple the vore. So she's a big, fat, vore monster. Gobble up all those tiny boys and girls with her multiple mouths.

>>41818740
Here's your (You). Enjoy it

>>41818751
kys

>>41818712
once again elves mog all the others

>>41818785
where's the vagina scale and how do I remove it

>>41818785
I'd let her eat me

>>41818808
back of the knee maybe

>>41818041
>A blinding flash takes you away and you appear outside an opulent palace
>There are cats everywhere, from actual Cats to humans that happen to have cat ears.
>But the elephant in the room is the sith that just abducted you
>"Wtf you can't enslave me"
>"Nyaaa, I can, tom. You're in the realm of the cat goddess now and what I say goes. Also your name is Tom now unless I feel like using your real name. Which I won't because I don't learn the names of the help"
>She signals and some burly cats drag you inside
>You end up in a room that qualifies as a walk in wardrobe.
>"Alright Tom time for your uniform. We've got beefcake, tom, and Tom in training outfits."
>She looks you over. Her eyes linger on your scrawny arms
>"Please let me go."
>"I agree, you do look like a trainee tom"
>She pulls out a baggy outfit. The colours a vibrant mix matching her own clothes except, unlike her, they cover everything. Then she shoos her guards away
>"You two, get out, you're not allowed see my pet naked."
>They vacate quickly and you are left alone as the cats predatory eyes are upon you
>"Now strip, you manslut. And I expect you to put on a show for your new mistress or I'll have to discipline you"
>You gulp. You don't like the sound of that.

>>41812689

>>41818751
>>41818566
Hey meidos, can you clean this trash up please? Thank you

>>41818897
That's it, I'm wrapping everything in tin foil and I'm going to place cucumbers everywhere.

>>41818897
The lesson here is never help anyone.

>>41819069
What's Miss Kiki gonna do?

>>41819151

1) Sweep away other vore
2) Replace with delightful sandworm vore!
...
3) Replace all the other parts of this thread with horny spiders.

>>41819151
Make chicken tendies for Mastah.

So if your lizard girl childhood friend is secretly a masochist, is it okay to bully her for it?

>>41819151
If the Kikis don't remove the vore spammers and send them to /d/ or /trash/ where they belong I'm replacing them with Keiki

>>41819410
they need to be thrown into the flayer pit instead so that they may be corrected

>>41819326
If the bullying turns her on.

>>41819545
Everyone likes being bullied

>>41819326
>girl childhood friend
>okay to bully her
The answer is always yes

>>41818665
honestly i cant help it, i just cant stand really skinny girls. i need like and end up drawing venuses

>>41819582
What's the thinnest you could stand?

>>41819545
>Start to bully her
>She moans
>Bully her even harder for it

Describe the plot to a monster girl beach episode

>ywn have a paolumu wife's fluff to bury your head in after a long day at work
Why even live, bros?

>>41819589
just how skinny?
i'd say about this,
I even tried to restraint myself but fuck, extremely tight clothes are the best on meaty bodies damn it

Need me a cute girl to tie up. Or tie me up. Either is good. I need an outlet for the horny.

>>41819617
Depends if "this is how I met my mereshark wife" still considered a beach episode?

>>41819326
You should always bully first or you'll become the bullied

>>41819708
Imagine getting bullied only by the nerdiest monster girl.

>>41817199
Thanks, also checked.
It was the last bit that caused me to wake up.

Monsters can't get pregnant easily so they choose to get cumflated and pretend to be pregnant at the expense of their husbands fainting for hours.
If you have a wife and she has lots of friends, remember to tell her to be her self and don't give in to peer pressure!

>>41819265
I'd let Lil' Miss Sandworm vore me.

>>41819267
How does that stop anon from vore posting?

>>41819810
Unless she's a mouse or bug. Then they get preggers very easily

>>41819810
I'd cumflate a cheshire, ngl.

>>41819890
This, but sandworm instead.
I like a challenge

>>41818897
>You're not wearing much, just a shirt really. And the cat is getting impatient.
>You pull it off and throw it to the ground.
>"O-ok."
>She comes closer and picks it up. Putting it back into your hands.
"No, no, no. Do it nice and slow or I'll take everything off for you, you useless tom. And you better know I'll get more pawsy than you might want."
>You put the shirt back on, a sliver of excitement passes over you at the thought of those soft looking paws running all over your body.
>"What do you expect from me?" You kidnapped me!"
>She gets angry
>"Talking back to me?! You're not allowed do that, Tom!"
>She pounces on you. Knocked to the ground her big paws begin to struggle to undo your pants buckle.
>"If you won't accept the honor of serving me I'll just have to teach you the hard way!"
I'm sober now so I'm not writing anymore. It's probably easy to tell from how phoned in the end is or alcohol hindsight is overestimating my writing skills.

>>41819858
It doesn't, it's just what she's gonna do anyway.

It is cold… and lonely…

>>41811788

>>41819890
She's a terrible girlfriend, don't have sex with cheshire cat.

>>41819927
So anon gets tendies and gets to vore post?
Doesn't seem right to me.

I think Miss kiki should punish him

Post your best sandworm pics please!

>>41819942
Nah, she's a good Cheshire. Loving, affectionate, hogs the heated blankets during the winters... and occasionally brings home eldritch abominations from beyond the veil as dinner guests.

Can't help but think sandworms don't smell good inside their mouth. I mean, not a rancid smell that'd make you gag or anything, but definitely something mildly unpleasant.

Though, if you live inside one as her husband, I suspect you'd quickly become noseblind to it. Hell, it probably acts as a deterant against other guys once she's married, becoming more familiar and erotic to you, but still not good. You'd definitely notice it if you stepped out for a bit to run an errand. It'd be overwhelming and you'd feel compelled and impassioned to breed her right there. But to others, becoming a repulsive smell that could make one puke.

just spitballing ideas.

>>41819945
I didn't say they're one Anon. She makes tendies for her mastah and doesn't care what someone else is posting.

>>41819953

>vorefags
Take your brain damage anywhere else

>>41819953
>>41820020

Sandworms are a cute. A cute!

>>41820017
>you don't need a house
>I'll be your house

>>41820026
Perfect blend between terrifying, colossal horror and lewd, kindhearted girl.

>>41820027
I could… get used to her

>>41820039
>Free rent.
>No utilities.
>is a living drill
Seems pretty cool to me.

>>41820055
More like a oversized sand sub, wurms are the better digger

>>41820116
Nuckelavee-san is looking awfully ravishing today...

>>41820055

She does need wi-fi and a power outlet, tho

>>41814535
Thank you wikiman

>>41820020
There are no actual vorefags in the thread. Stop getting bothered by things kc has added.

>>41820139
>There are no actual vorefags in the thread.
He says after vorefags hold an extended discussion in the thread

>Stop getting bothered by things kc has added.
Ok maybe we should tolerate furfaggots, gay alp bullshit and beastiality too then? Retard.

>>41820191
>furfaggots
Yes. Read my greentext.

>>41820205
So it was a furfag defending the other offtopic /trash/ posting, of course. You're all bottom of the barrel human garbage.

>>41820123
How would the electricity work?

>>41820242
Thanks. I'm going to bed now so good night sir.

>>41820247
I like how big sneks are

>>41820244
Specially-constructed generator that converts ambient mana into usable electricity. Won't hold a candle to, say, geothermal or hydroelectric, but it's cost effective, portable, and most importantly, safe.

>>41820244

Who wouldn't want a sandworm neighbor? She's quiet, keeps to herself.
Ms. Sandworm would just live next door to a real home, and snake an extension cord from it through her mouth as needed for her laptop, a bunch of fairy lights, maybe an air fryer.

And of course, the wifi from the home, too, for the Internet's very best funny cait sith pics (they think they're people!).

>>41820242
But Anon, don't you know telling him he's not wanted here prevents him from forming telepathic connection to the thread's collective consciousness that is the only way he can realize he's not wanted here?

>>41820333
Still more self-aware than bugfag.

My dream is to live on an island with eight monster wives, all thoroughly pregnant from my eight 14-inch penises I now have thanks to magic, my 16 beautiful children of various ages and species that I worked hard to bring, and my cute pet kobold, all in my mansion full of naked kikimora maids.

>>41820345

Wait, there's a bugfag? What kinda bugs? Like cool, scary bugs like spiders, centipedes, or mantises?

Or crappy bugs like beels and vamp mosquitos?

(I'm OK with devil bugs--they're just too horny for me to hate them.)

>>41820363
>vamp mosquitos
>crappy
how dare you

>>41820363
Nothing cool like that. Dude would go on and on about his grimderp setting bullshit with his Hollow Knight/Doomslayer ripoff OCs, and wouldn't actually take any advice the other writefags gave him. Jackass killed the thread for good after having a meltdown, too, which sucks.

Also known by EnslavedAnon, Bugboi, torturefag, etc.

>>41820363
I believe he was talking about the /tg/fag that even /tg/ couldn't tolerate. No point discussing garbage like that, let's just focus on nice bug girls. Soldier Beetles are really cute.

>>41820388
also can be very brightly colored

>>41820405
They sure can be shiny.

>>41820377

Look, I fucking HATE getting bit by mosquitos. HATE HATE HATE it. So I just can't get past that with vamp mosquitos.

But, man, if you're into them for whatever reason, go for it.

I actually like Cait Sith.

There's only one bug for me

>>41820415
It's hip to fuck bees.

>>41820415
Just bee yourself.

Elf sex.

>>41820539
more like boat sex

appol?

>>41820576
No, Beetle. That's a hat, this is apple.

>>41820544

>>41820415
Stupid bug lover.

>>41820544
SEX WITH BOATS

>>41820585
>And there we go, we just made friends with this wonderful beetle.

>>41820388
Anyone got that one Ahtal-ka pic that got posted here a while back? Looked cool. And cute.

>>41820617
Bonding over fruits with the dumb beetle!

>>41820628
Don't call your new friend dumb.

>>41820636
She needs to stop making it so easy then.

Big sister (little girl) is the best kind

>>41820647
She understands appol, please be patient.

consider gyarus

>>41820576
I can't believe this bitch ate Santa.

>>41820665
I will make this dumb beetle a smart beetle then

>>41820657
Titania's translucent dress looks good on a loli

>>41820675
I regularly do.

Reminder that if you get a Titania gf you'll have to listen to really shitty music and dress up looking like a complete retard.

You should work with your cheshire cat and manticore big sisters to do very scandalous threesome incest pornos together!
Your neighbor friend gazer will do the video-shooting, the manticore's black harpy friend can hook you guys up with the sex toys, drugs, and magic-devices for the action, and your cheshire cat's leanen sidhe best friend can direct the studio setup and video editing!
The whole crew will be the talk of the school!

>>41820739
I also get a bunch of lolis group kissing my penis though so it has it's perks

>>41820675
My consideration capacity is taken up by JS mesugaki

>>41820739
Just get a friend to balance out her silly nature

>>41820745
>>41820745
nah im gonna get the good old interview with the old fat nuki in the sleazy part of town to shoot my first vid

>>41820773
>>41820810
If you can honestly tell me you'd be able to listen to shit fairy music and celtic accents 24/7 while dressed up like a fucking twat and "affectionately" nicknamed Oberon then go ahead.

>>41820836
You won't make much success unless your getting bred by a monster that's young and fit looking, the nuki will make masturbating monster girl viewers want to throw up and think you're into the ugly bitch genre of monster girl porn

>>41820887
nah, all i ask of her is to make good vids of me sleeping with old venus monsters, they are quite chunky but at the end they are still sexy and we both know that ugly bitches dont sell well since both man and monster will mosy likely watch porn

>>41820848
If a bunch of lolis are kissing my penis, absolutely.

I am doing my porno debut in a film called Extreme Hellwan Chewtoy #9, I had to sign a bunch of waivers as well.

>>41821112
Congratulations but I'm going to throw it into the fires of Mount Coom.

>>41820923
Sounds like a smooth start for a pornstar's career, you can work your way to the top, and next thing you know, you'll be doing collabs with gremlins and you'll bang cutting edge automatons that look nearly indistinguishable to monsters made of flesh, banging doppelgangers that can act out any scenario for the film, or even do a porn with a lilim.

>>41821161
nah im just gonna stick to venus bodied monsters, they were made for me, also gonna go into pornos where the male is way smaller than the female and might even make small movies that set up the scene for how the two actors got together

>>41821158
Don't worry, it's rated XXX, meaning its illegal to export outside of the demon realm so no human will ever see it.

>>41821208
Just like its illegal to sell shotas; Tanuki will find a way.

>>41821217
Why is this fox agitated? Better go into the bunker until she calms down and goes back to normal

>>41821315
All work and no tofu makes fox something something.

>>41821326
ran is the best fox in my humble opinion

Which slime will you take? A melted-cheese ham and egg slime or śøý garlic spicy chicken tender slime?

Grape slime

>>41821346
niether cuase slimes have no real backbone to them

>>41821315
additional denial will only exacerbate her condition, unfortunately

I'm going to play the song in the middle of canine town

>>41820848
I don't really know what fairy music would be, but celtic accents absolutely do it for me so I see this as an absolute win.

>>41821466
I saw a werewolf drinking a...

Eh, I don't care enough to finish

>>41821497
>I don't really know what fairy music would be
Probably something like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3JbbFL-aks