/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for the Kot Krusaders Knight

>>41796330
choco angel hot

>>41796373
Denyas vult!

>>41796373
Poor mister knight. He used to be a gallant and just warrior before cheshire came along and drove him to insanity

ms cupids wings continue to puzzle me

>>41796373
It would be interesting to see how the various mamano kingdoms would outfit their human knights and battle maidens. The Cheshire Knights would be this gleaming Neon Pink And Purple Armored things that hurts to look at but serves as a great distraction so that you don't see the lighter Cheshires doing flanking.

>>41796413
The kot is a holy relic and a test of faith but mostly a fluffy scarf.

>>41796444
Made me think of a noise marine. Now i want to be mge's one and have a chesh wife as my muse. i know, fuck off to /tg/... But still it's matching

>>41796491
Funnily enough the noise marine would be the image I have in my head at least visually. But yeah lets not attract /tg/ shitters.

I want to be enslaved with kisses.

Men only want one thing, and it’s disgusting.

>hfw I didn't get enough sleep
>again
>and now it's punishment time

>>41796560
That's two womens anon.

monstergirl movies would be like teen movies, only the teen chick becomes a monster instead of just "beautiful"

>>41796589
I was more thinking the karate kid, only mister miyagi is replaced my an ochimusha that uses some old varient of karate

>>41796586
2 slime is pretty good too

>>41796618
>Could have been Hinezumi
>Could have been Kakuen

>>41796589
Ratatouille would be an even better movie

>>41796626
>>41796618
as well the fact the last trail is to sleep with Miss Miya Kakuen so Anon gains confidence

I signed some weird paper that my boss told me to sign, and now I'm missing large parts of my memory after work. I think something weird is going on. Can someone help me?

>>41796626
Hinezumi i more associate with kenpo mentally
Also you dont get older than than undead samurai

>>41796618
There is a sports shonen where the MC leans from a ghost samurai woman to be good at kendo

>>41796330
Please remember to honor and take it seriously with No Nut November. Practice and preach abstinence, control, discipline and control your lust.

>>41796373
>Look Snowball, verily the map doth depict a rowboat! We must obtain such a thing to find the treasure.
>And don't forget the little man in the boat.
>Right you are Snowball, man is indeed small before the might of the sea. I hope you do not get wet, for it is known to me how you hate it.
>Nyeah... hate it...

>>41796654
at least ms flayer is professional enough to replace large chunks of memory with the equivalent of looped security tape footage

>>41796715
OK Reddit.

>>41796715
No, instead I'm going to honor the DL and Druella by doubling my nuts per day this month.
Nonstop Nut November

dirndls though

>>41796841
Sadly it is no longer octoberfest.

>>41796715
whoever told you about No Nut Novemeber forgot the punctuation, it should be "No, Nut November!"
this message has been sponsored by your local Ratatoskr publishing

>>41796980
New FGO Fey knight

>>41796413
Horny Mimic chests start copying this memery.
HolyPaladin just keeps opening up chests of ass&pussy in every Dungeon.

>>41797105
who is she? i need to know. i know the artist does MTG cards in MGE style i just wanna know which card exactly she's from

>>41796651
Big titted Kakuen Ms.Miyagi
Anon-san training montage doing nipple-play
>circle hand gestures
Whacks on...whacks off...whacks on...

>>41797202
>Horny Mimic chests
All mimic chests are preposterously horny. My wife works in magic item design and production, and mimics always want the most complex and kinky things.

>>41796330
What should I do to find a very muscular Cupid?

request from last thread as a warmup. Will do butler Shog now and then bed hebi, however I'm super unsure If I'll be able to do It

>>41797800
Imagine her kissing you after eating that.

>>41796556
>Imagine her soft lips rubbing against yours
>Imagine her tongue soft rubbing against your own
>Imagine her hands running over your back and holding your head in place so you can't get away
>Imagine the twinkle in her eys whenever you gasp and moan from pleasure into her mouth
>Imagine the humiliation of walking around town covered in her lipstick, clearly marking you as her territory
>Imagine that shame falling away instantly as she grabs you again and brings her lips back to yours
>Imagine trying to fight back by taking charge
>Imagine losing yourself in exploring her mouth just to pull back gasping for air
>Imagine her giggling at your failed attempt and planting a quick kiss on your cheek
>Imagine her whispering sweet words into your ear before she pulls away, grabbing your hand and pulling you along to your next destination
>Imagine knowing you will never escape this slavery to a monster's lips
>Imagine never wanting to

>>41797202
Loli Mimic-chests are just Anon's living Onahole/Tengas.

>almost wrote 'Tengus' but thats a different hole

>>41797800
PaladinAnon using a Loli Mimic as an onahole-box

>>41797800
very cute and very tough hound

Should a cowgirl have long nipples?

>>41798025
Also, recommend an appearance for the cowgirl.

>>41797742
Order of our loving lady.
Very specialized order of Cupids.

>>41798025
i personally won't mind, though that depends on how long it is.

>>41798052
make cowe like this

>>41797742
you know muscle christianity? propably something like that exists for Eros too

>>41798025
I think that it’s better for the nips to either be inverted or to be wider and meaty

I just realized cu is irish for hound

>>41797800
Cute!

>>41798128
That's a bull

>>41797800
She says it's not enough with tears in her eyes, imagine how strong she must like her peppers.
>however I'm super unsure If I'll be able to do It
If it's about the hebi specifically, I'm not the guy that requested it, but the way I imagine it she'd be hiding under the blanket, so you could take some shortcuts there. Dunno how difficult that shog would be though.
>>41798025
Not a fan of long ones personally.

>>41797800
extremely cute

We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have taken the cabbage patch and onion field... We are still holding...but hope …Anon's party went five days ago but today only four returned... The Wurm in the Water took Anon--we cannot get out. The end comes soon. We hear mweeps, mweeps in the garden. They are coming.

>>41798360
>Wurm in the Water
Rude! The proper way to refer to her is Kirei Ryu Wai Fu

>>41798415
That's a very small ryu all things considered. It must be tense to be coiled for the first time

>https://hentai2read.com/push_up_sisters/
Imagine starting at a gym and two Pyrow's decide to help you get in shape.

>>41798449
This artist's ogre/oni comic was a 10/10 monstergirl doujin and he hasn't done another one of that level since. There was the alien story but that didn't have a personal connection between the characters like the earlier one did

I beat a salamander in a souls invasion and now she won't stop sending me friend requests

>>41798738
Who was the invader and did you spam "Well, what is it?" after you won?

>>41798787
I was the invader and of course, I spammed it that it's traditions

>>41798415
Damn dragoncel got a anon!
Guys we gotta save him

>>41798517
>https://hentai2read.com/a_certain_nobles_happiness/
I know what you're talking about and it's one of my favorites as well even though it includes monsterboys.

>>41798855
Then don't keep her waiting.

>>41798878
Leave him. A ryu never hunts alone. Don't go in the water.

>Do not listen to the treacherous whisperings of the Witness, O Lover Mine...
>It seeks nothing but NTR and Ugly Bastardry.

>>41799034
Not sure if it's necessary for you to repost this picture in every thread

>>41799041
Only Riven pic I have that isn't lewd, nightmarish, or not human enough. Sorry.

>>41799054
Ritualposting is shit, don't do it

i'd a familiar with those proportions

>>41799133
she looks old

>>41799164
banished from the coven for seducing husbands a bit too well

>>41799172
It's the ears. Witches can't compete

>>41798176
So lolis are hound-nny?

Massive flame sacks.

>>41799376
I love panties

>>41799385
give

elf

>>41799393
Y tho?

>>41799385
>elves sneaking into your bed again
>have to sleep on the couch again
Elves sure are rude

>>41797869
Need old magic cat

I would give anything to be smothered in dominating cat snout kisses.
I don't know how it would work but I want to travel the world of mge with my haughty cat wife.

>>41799582
?

>>41799593
The swamps are full of dangers.

>>41799606
>I want to squirm all the time
oh no, they are here

>>41799133
make sure to give your goat some headpats too or she will get jealous

>>41799393
I love the right kinds of panties on lolis

>>41799676
ah, shit that one's nice. Didn't realize there was already one butler shog made. Very cool

>>41799334
>when the big dragon turns out to be two small dragons in a trench coat

>>41799756
I knew and thought it's a shame that there's only one of these which is why I asked. Here's a Kiki too.

>>41799803
I'll take both.

Made some AI Ogre, or at least tried.

>>41799923

>>41799133
she needs to be bigger for me to start considering her
i would also shortstack familiar, or even oppai loli / Marune Sabbath familiar. she just has to have a big enough chest.

>>41799923
>>41799931
Cute husbandbeater

>>41799931
those nipples are way too close to one another.
yet again AI art is close but no cigar.

>>41800005
Hey, Mr. Anatomy Expert.
That ogre has 6 toes on one foot and 7 toes on the other.

41799923
41799931
an attempt but the machine doesnt know what the body typically looks like
as welll as its all looks the same

>>41800034
i didn't even look that far down to know the art is meh

Thinking about my favorite girls and their best bits
>Ratatoskr with her little fluffy footpaws and big fluffy tail
>Lamia with her strong, cool coils
>Cheshire with her charming smile and bare cheeks
>Anubis with her big paws and ears
>Gazer with her charming smile and bare cheeks
>Baphomet with her fluffy paws
>Gazer with her fluffy tail
>Manticore with her soft, warm mane, and her tail orifice specially designed for milking human semen
>Mershark with her sleek body and charming smile
>Gazer with her many eyes watching me from various angles

>>41799624
oh no!

>>41800127
Gazer Rata hybrid would be cute

NGL, La Mulana's Tiamat would probably work in MGE.

>dark mage little sister makes you call her your big sister

>>41800241
She'd basically be an MGE Echidna if she was normal size and not antagonistic.

>>41800127
What about the Anubis's powerful gaze?

>>41800329
i find ms hatter to have the most piercing gaze

>>41800311
>walk in on little sis dark mage practicing her ufufufufufu's in the mirror

Hypnopedia is the counter to yanderes. Sneak into her bedroom and plant a tiny speaker, then make it play messages like "Anon is ugly, looking at him makes you want to puke. Anon is not worth your time. You don't want to be near Anon." when she's asleep.

>>41800329
>>41800346
How could I forget Gazer's powerful gaze? How could anyone forget?

>>41800323
Funny you say that...

>>41800488
Yes, I played LM2 as well, that's why I specified MGE Echidna.

>>41800452
She's just a mean bully, I want to be driven into the dirt by the look of sheer authoritative disappointment only a 'tism hound can provide

>>41800520
>mean bully
Someone got the bunyip bully story, I still get a sick catharsis from her getting talked down

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

How do I rescue pharaoh from an apophis?

>>41800561
Too late, she's doomed.

>>41800561
You will need an army, anon of Arabia, go seek the aid of the desert elves and the cliff harpies, they shall give you the might you need to storm the capital

>>41800561
snake wrestling, and dont stop till shes been pinned, then milk all her venom out into a jar so she is tempory harmless, then keep her as your pet

>>41800611
>Apophis stops caring about the throne and cares only about anon’s dick
>Still flashes her fangs at the pharaoh to see her jump because it’s funny

>>41800611
Still too risky, I recommend a mixture of moth dust and jubjub flu

>>41800520
You speak of authority. Anubis has no authority. She only appears to have authority, derived from serving under a Pharaoh—whom does not have any true authority either. Her claim to authority is no more solid than the claims of any so-called ruler of man.
The Pharaoh is a sham ruler. Anubis is a pompous bitch in heat.
Submit. Submit to the one true Authority. You must submit.

>>41800624
>You scold her and tell her me and the pharaoh are going to have to train her more
> She gets wet as she thinks about all the lewd things Anon and the Pharaoh are going to do her
>She gets so horny she tries to jump Anon the snek wrangler, the Man who can even wrestle wurms, She is easily dealt with and both Anon and the Pharaoh enter the "Correction Chamber for naughty reptiles"

We all know cats are the true rulers.

>>41796330

>>41800689
>Pharaoh—whom does not have any true authority either
Dunno anon, the pharaoh speaks and next thing I know I'm in her bed being used as a hot water bottle, sounds like authority to me

>>41800717
Correct, and not the monster kind

>>41800749
You are weak. You are an exceptionally weak human.
Submit. Submit to the true Authority. It will make you strong. It will save you from false kings and idols. It will grant you purpose.
Submit. Submit to the true Authority.
You must submit.

>>41800781
>lich bigger than ghoul
slander

>>41800841
they aren't called "mana tanks" for no reason

>>41800781
>Ghouls
>small
Have you seen any of the ghoul art?
They're always big

>>41796654
>boss tricks her subordinate with hypnosis
>implants trigger common trigger words
>Anon can't figure out why the word "spreadsheet" gives him a raging erection

>>41800561
Sacrifice yourself to her so that she'll torture you instead of the pharaoh. It's the only way.

>>41800781
I like them all flat in the front and thick in the back

>>41800781
Jiangshis are perfect, either having massive tits or with massive backsides

I am weak to ghouls

>>41800781
>ghouls that low
They're know for eating, and all the fat goes to the same place.

>>41800745
>yurishit
>not even the good kind

Post pics of thicc ghouls

I am posting an off topic image

>>41801173
That's just a witch with her hat off

We really have to do something about these fucking WANNERS

You can have one of the following:
>5 centaurs
>5 dormice
>5 ghouls
>5 harpies
>5 p'orcs

No mixing and matching. Single-species harem only.

So who you picking?

>>41801228
i'll have the sleepover squad

>>41801228
lick little lolis all over their tasty butts

>>41801228
Ghouls
>Double ghoul blowjob
>One ghoul sucking your balls
>While getting a ghoul rimjob
>And making out with a ghoul

>>41801228
I'll take the horses and form my own little raiding party.

>Sir, you've entered a designated raping street.

>>41801228
Really? Fine. Harpy. I feel like I'd be the sort to kidnap harpies if I could, and they weren't so quick to flee. Same with Ratas. I like fluffy girls.

>>41801228
5 P'orcs if they are or I can get them to become buff. The Ghouls are tempting, and I'd consider the Harpies depending on what they're like.
>>41801254
She should do the needful.

>>41801256
Is it really kidnapping if they don't resist and egg you on?

>>41801254
So I have to rape her right?

>>41801254
It's a free country. I can walk here if I want

>>41801263
Standard harpy build. Petite like a teenager.
Standard p'orc build as well. Strong with a tad bit of cushion

>>41801278
Wherever you are, you must also rape.

>>41801254
I just wanna go home and play videogames. Why do MGC have to be so hard to live in for men?

>>41801228
5 p'orcs to plump up and make my personal toys

>>41801228
Singles species harems are the thinking man's choice.

>>41801292
>Anon grunting as he struggles to throw jinko over his shoulder
>And then carrying her off to the designated raping love hotel
>Jinko trying to act like she doesn’t want it despite the chuffs

Oh my God, I found a cute Gazer pic I haven't seen before!

>>41801228
5 Bicorns

>>41799034
Damn! Zavala gets to have a beeg space rhino girlfriend!?

>>41801228
Better start digging that ghoul pit.

>>41801132
Define "Good Yuri", especially in the context of MGE. Or taking place in the MGE setting.

>>41801426
nta but when they are warming each other for the husband and i believe he meant the artstyle

>>41801370
Okay, I found the high-res png versions of some of blushily's Gazer pics. I also found several I hadn't seen before. So today is a good day by default.

>>41801426
>good yuri
>girls aren't in a long-term romantic relationship, but got momentarily overtaken by lust and directed it at each other with no man available
>bad yuri
>girls in a romantic relationship with no interest in men

In short, Liliaraune = good, regular lesbians = bad

There she is, took me a while. After some rest, I'll do a bed hebi. Please enjoy

>>41801483
Truly elegant, thanks a lot!

>>41801483
cute, im working on the holst who doesnt fit the magical girl uniform right now

>>41801426
Harem members playing around, not muh purest form of love shit or western dykeshit.

>>41801545
You haven't lived until you see your harem lick your cum off each other after a facial

>>41801483
very nice, that teapot really makes it

>>41801426
The only good yuri is nonexistant yuri, haremfags need to stop being cucks and enablers.

Bait

Cow Dragon

>>41801228
5 Hellhounds. Because just fuck my pelvis.

>>41801228
Harpies, my favorite type of monster girls so that's a no-brainer. Free egg breakfeast every day, just rotate their pregnancies so that some eggs are always unfertilized

>>41801228
>>41801706
Yeah, it's harpies for me too senpai. I love those feathered qts.

>>41801647
All monstergirls are cows in disguise, beware the Illumoonati.

>>41801789
Shut up schizo the Illumoonati doesn’t exist even if we did what’s the problem with monsters having cow tits?

>>41801483
shoggy is so dapper today

Human boys were built for BFT.

>>41801789
if the illumoonati exists, where is my cow? check mate sabbath

>>41801950
Where is her tail? This "fox" is suspicious...

>>41801612
More like Small the Cat

>>41801483
I read that image name as "Shog Butter"

>>41801985
what else you going to put on your shogloaf?

>>41801985
I'm sure she also has some shogbutter for your morning shogtoast

>>41801998
>>41801999

>Would you like shog butter for your shog toast while you sit at your shog table, drink your shog coffee (black goat brand), and flip through your shogphone?

>>41801949
They're in your walls

>>41802001
She's so dopey

>>41802004
>flip through your shogphone
>not your morning shogpaper
how else will you see the morning shogcomics featuring shoggy and anon?

>>41802007
i'd think most jubs are pretty dopey until they become activated

>>41802015
There's a shogapp for that.
Its all digital now and you can even read it when your eyes are closed.

>>41802022
really activated my jubs

>You'll never be a shota getting preyed upon by monster hags in the bad part of town

>>41802042
i didn't think they could stand to cooperate with each other

>>41802042
Correct.
Nobody would try a thing when I have my trusty guard dog. That I never asked for.

>>41802057
Hellhound guard dogs are so last year. Chimera bodyguards are all the rage these days.

>>41802042
no

shotas are for being preyed upon by lolis

>>41802084
Those prey on innocent adult men.

>You can do it anon!

>>41802093
i'm surprised at how salaryman can exist when so many species predate them. it seems unsustainable

>>41802042
I'd be a young boy playing "Doctor" with them for the new games

>>41802042
You could always shit your pants has a defense. No monster would touch that hot mess

>>41802134
Easy, they steal them from our world. Earth is a factory farm made to pump out as many miserable salarymen and wagies as possible for the various monstergirl dimensions. But your chance of being chosen is low, as Earth overproduces them so supply outstrips demand.

Holst magical girl wip
got pubes
is venus
you were warned
https://i.imgur.com/B3M1hq1.jpg

Irish Monstergirls? Ain't it rare for Japan to base some of their shit off from more Nordic/Gaelic stuff. Personally have not yet witnessed an anime character based off from Ireland or Irish influence, complete with their English dub sounding Irish.

>>41802270
>girl
>pubes
HAG

>>41802302
>Personally have not yet witnessed an anime character based off from Ireland or Irish influence
Bruh? Fate Stay/Night? Lancer?

>>41802302
It has been almost 200 yea- ackgmgmmgmggg, I mean 20 years since she stopped being a magical girl

>>41802302
cait sith, banshee, leanan sidhe, and a few others are all british isles.

>>41802305
It has been almost 200 yea- ackgmgmmgmggg, I mean 20 years since she stopped being a magical girl

>>41802270
The warning doesn't make it any less disgusting

41802323
k

>>41802186

Don't get cocky with that ploy.

Beels. Devilbugs. Bubble Slimes. Hell, some kikis and shogs are probably even at least OK with it.

Plus, even regular-ass humans are into scat. Mamono sex drives being what they are, you're bound to run into a unicorn who straps your diaper to her face like a feedbag.

And you WILL be filling that diaper for her first.

>>41802302
aren't dullahan's irish/celtic in origin?

41802330
i know pubes are disgusting to some but scat is fucking worse, fuck off with that scat shit

>Pubefags show up
>Thread immediately goes to shit
>Literally
Of fucking course

doog

>>41802070
Is there a link to translation for the full oneshot?

you encounter a hakutaku while at school and you are not wearing your uniform, what do you do?

Thinking about them fire types

>>41802350
Beat it mutt, this is kot territory!

>>41802356
would you get with a pure white flamed sally?

>>41802351
nvm found it

so what did teach say, Anon?

>>41802358
Big dog does not care.

>>41802302
arent banshees irish?

It's been nearly ten years since I last vistied and wrote mediovre shit for this thread and I have a confession.

I still want to teach monster girls about the horror of war.

>>41802401
>tfw you will never have a wife that will be way larger than you

>>41802356
I'm not a fan of fire/fighting. I prefer fire/ghost.

41802330
41802415
same poster, also fuck off

>>41802401
big cat does care

>>41802438
Then she shall rage impotently.

>>41802401
>>41802438
lets see them wrestle

>>41802430
I see we're still paranoid. I guess no one remembers all the good stories.

>>41802430

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eafRE74JGZ8

>>41802449
>big girls about to wrestle in the streets
>big cat points to a random guy on a bench and says he is the prize and big dog agrees
>anon looks up from his sandwich with question marks over his head
>random nuki starts taking bets while anon naively goes back to his sandwich, unaware of his fate as a prize

>>41802488

Tell me more. Hot sandwich? Cold? Ingredients? Sides? What's anon washing that sandwich down with?

>>41802488
>Anon is thinking about his amazing philly cheese steak sandwich
>He looks up to see the two very sweaty, on the ground, to what appears to him a very lewd postion
>He gets a boner
>Tries to hide it using his bookbag

>>41802505
a nice meatball sandwich with spicy chips and cola
he normally has to protect his chips from harpies, but they are too busy watching the wrestling happening infront of him

>>41802512
>big sweating wrestlers hone in on anon's boner
>they rip his bookbag away to see it
>he offers them his tasty philly cheesesteak to spare his boner
>they ride him into the ground while also eating his philly
>they pat his head afterwards, telling him that, yes, that was one good sandwich

Apron Gazer
Gazer Apron

>>41795532
sorry for the late reply; if you're still checking, I don't mind! Curious how it would look if you do it!

>>41802609
cutest succ, give a poor drawbro some adive, how to make cute?

>>41802569
>They all fall alseep , with anon being squished between the meaty yet musclur wrestling monsters
>And the tanuki that took bets got a fat sum of cash, a free porno and some actors all in one night

how do you get a cow

>>41802726
just say you are thirsty and need some milk

>>41802726
go to the cow store

>>41802726
Give her some money.

>>41796330

>>41802615
think cute situations/thoughts and try to practice having your drawings giving you that same thought when you look at it

>>41802766
gonna be hard when i think of horny stuff but ill try

>>41802766
that is one cool succ

>>41802770

>look up gacha character prices
>1000 for a single character
>Remember KC made gacha art

>>41802775
There is no monster that doesn't get cooler with sunglasses. Greenworm, Troll, Dormouse, you name it.

>>41802799
>inb4 Gazer
Nope, still cool

>>41802799
Can't argue with that logic

>>41796672
It got canned

>>41802569
>>they ride him into the ground while also eating his philly
That's too far. Don't mess with the food.

>>41802799
Just because it's true doesn't mean they'll ever get me to admit it!

now that's my kind of faerie

>>41802909
he did offer it to them

>>41801410
Rumors around the Tower suggest that Caitl is the domme in the relationship, but an equal number of rumors say otherwise...

>>41802909
nah, they will take anon to Sally Sub's to get him another (with extra steak!)

>>41803041
>Anon asks why they keep getting him extra meat for his food
>Turns out they're gonna whip him into shape so Anon can princess carry the both of them during their wedding night

>>41803041
damn im hungry

>>41803049
That sounds nice. Imagine a girl going to such lengths for you.

>>41803049
>anon soons becomes a beefcake and carries both of them on the wedding night
>the extra meat helped as they are both heavily pregnant
Love happy endings

today ended rough for me, post monsters with big tits, meaty bodies, or fat asses or all three

>>41803206

Nooooo!

>>41803222
Jinko's belong in dresses!

Sundresses!

>>41803235
No! They belong in maid clothes!

>>41803235
They belong in a museum!

>>41803235
They belong in dresses in general, especially wedding dresses.

>>41803244
jinkos are old and dorks, so this works too

>>41803258
so i should go for that older jinko librarian? but i cant fucking read for shit

>>41803258
This one looks like a dork that would take a guy on a date to a museum, and I would definitely agree to whatever she wants.

They don't like it when you point it out, and I have reason to believe they are actively suppressing information, but always remember: jinkos are cats.

>>41803279
she can teach you how to read
by leaning against your back with her huge breasts while pointing to each word
hot breathe on your ears as she slowly reads out each word
whispering a "Good boy..." for each sentence you read
y'know, the usual teaching

>>41803287
That's not the only thing they're suppressing. I have files stolen from Jinko Inc that show they're lying about how they're close to extinction!

>>41803294
I don't see why. I'd breed a Jinko even if they had an overly large population.

>>41803285
>h-hey anon...
>do you w-want to...
>visit the gift shop?

>>41803305
Is that what she calls her womb?

>>41803311
Don't think dorks understand innuendos, but don't tell her or she'll faint from embarrassment

>>41803289
>whispering a "Good boy..." for each sentence you read
ha ha
thats my weakness

>>41803294
What else are they lying to us about?
What's the end goal here?
Is there any way to stop them?

>>41803305
Oh, sure, I've been meaning to pick up a souvenir for my wife.

>>41803294
But why would Miss Jinko lie? She's so nice to me!

>>41803350
She's never been the same since Calvin moved away... to the house next door... he still visits...

>>41803343
this is how you insta ko the jinko dork, please have mercy anon

>>41803339
to make a kingdom of jinkos, but i imagine all the of the next genrration of jinkos might up end up major autist

>>41803339
They're trying to take over. Take some catnip or silvervine for self-defense and tell the world the truth.

>>41803363
>calvin visits his best friend next door
>he enters while hobbes jinko is cooking in a cauldron with various empty bottles of aphrodisiacs lying around
>they both stare at each other
>he slowly closes the door while wishing her good luck with that poor boy anon

beware of monsters with no eyes

>>41803279
Librarians are fearsome, crafty, and extremely dangerous. Do not take them lightly.

>>41803402
Mrs. Bun isn't gonna fuck herself! (Anytime soon)

>>41803406
They'll go totally Librarian-poo if you damage a book

>>41803406
she just pudgy, still way taller than me and walks kinda slow, she aint scary
>>41803409
aint gonna do that but am gonna try to loudly flirt with her

Geizah

>>41803406
>nerdy librarian hands typed this

>>41803406
See one library griffon on the job and you will never dogear another book again.

Anon, as your father, I forbid you to see that succubus, she doesn't have the same cultural values as we do.
Anyways, I set you up with that nice harmless and totally supportive human girl on a date, and from what I saw in her, she seems pretty popular with boys for some reason so I suppose she's more respecting of a young man with quite a stature like yourself.

>>41803421
nah, pa, you are like 75, so I am going out with that big old wock lady that has the wonderland store and ask her out instead.

>>41803421
You fool, you've set him up with an Inkubus! She's just gonna go on and on about the intricacies of comic book artistry!

>>41803421
well too bad, we aleady got married in the girls lockeroom last week
also I'm married to a sheep and my oni gym teacher as well, hope you like grandkids!

>>41803421
You're not my dad he died last week.
Who the hell are you.

>>41803443
>caroline but instead the spider thing is male

aight also gonna drop off this
my wife, caroline Raroline
https://i.imgur.com/Xfp07x2.png

>>41803451
>>41803484
two awful posts back to back, nice.

Gonna introduce myself to monster girls at the bar as Mous. Anon Y Mous and drink fancy cocktails so they think I'm one of those fancy spies from the movies

Twitter may die soon.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because a holst let her hair grow out doesn't mean she's suddenly a yak breed.
It is cute though.

>>41803496
>Mous
What a coincidence, we are also mouse. Welcome to the family.

>>41799814
>>41803521
What's elon up to this time

>>41803521
No, it's not. Nothing is verified except for the HR department getting it's ass thrown out and lefties going full retarded with pure, unverified delusions like all the buildings being barred or other dumb shit.

>>41803562
You sound defensive.

>>41803575
I hate people being retarded, it's even worst when they're leftists intentionally being retarded.

>>41803579
>it's even worst
Good morning sir

Who gives a fuck. The only tweets that matter is harpy tweets.

>>41803382
Snek

>>41803583
It's late no bully

>>41803586

>>41796330

>>41803547
she's only a yak if it covers her eyes
and yes, it is cute and one of my many weaknesses

I wanna take pictures of my kobold's puppy cunny and upload them on the internet!

>>41803521
I hope she doesn't eat all those pancakes, she'll get a tummy ache!

>>41803521
>>41803556
I'm gonna sniff the breaths of all these rats

>>41803651
>tummy ache
Your bloodline is weak. Fear not, for the purity of monster genetics will fix that.

>>41803675
There's nothing wrong with being weak. It attracts the strongest of monsters

>>41803675
rata talks all tough until she is laying down and asking for belly rubs for her upset stomach

>>41802505
>the wrestle is a draw
>Anon is the sammich filling

Where can I stay up to date with KC's sacred gospels and works?

>>41803707
Anon never drew a dime.

maybe you should worship cats

>>41803766
Who says I haven't?

>>41803766
But I do?

>>41803773
Need old cat

>>41803813
She's only 32!

>>41803819
Well shit, there's no time to lose!

>>41803766
Reminder that "dog" spelled backwards is "god." Coincidence? I think not. I'm going to go tell my wife she's a good girl.

>>41803826
Well "cat" spelled backwards is "tac", because she attack

>>41803766
Why? What have cats ever done for me?

>>41803824
this is a dangerous image.

>>41803824
the cat should be taller than the guy and ushering him in

>>41803842
I see no danger