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>>41654437
Tsundere Alice is better than Satori yandere.

>>41656837
Alice is THE yanderehu

>>41654437
has anyone ever seen a story about a yandere toouhou that didn't end in tragedy?

>>41656929
Yes

>>41657334
>>41656929
Alice...

>>41654437
If I'm going to be stuck with Satori, I'd like her to at least be as pretty as in pic related.

>>41654437
Will she take good care of me as a pet?

>>41663852
very very good care of you anon, she knows all your thoughts and there is no secret you can hide from her

>>41663790
Satori is mentally unstable

>>41665776
Oh no!
No again!

>>41665776
She can't be stable if she's supposed to love me.

>>41667187
I'd kill my whole family for Satorin

>>41663895
Not him, but I have to say that's both comforting and unsettling at the same time.

>>41654437
Why is she draping her sock over his face?

>>41665776
Why is she obsessed?

>>41665776
Good.
Sane girls are boring.

>>41670875
You know what they say: never stick your dick in crazy.

>>41671154
What if it's a 'use it or lose it' situation? You might not always have a choice.

>>41654437
Why is his nose so damn long?

>>41671154
I'll stick my dick in crazy and not care about the consequences.

>>41671732
That's Satori's sock.

Youmu...

>>41671437
Well then obviously you'll have to give in to their superior whims. It's like you said in that you have no choice so you'd best to avoid ending up in such a situation in the first place by avoiding those crazy youkai.
Unless you're in to that kind of thing of course.

>>41671922
Good luck then my man, may the consequences not be too severe for you.

Youmu what happened to the bookstore girl? Youmu?

>>41654437
>>41668141

>お疲れのようですねー
>〇〇さんの好きな
>さとりんの靴下
>元氣だしましよぅよー

>おーい


>You look tired~
>Anon's favorite
>Satori's socks
>Cheer up~

>He~y...

In psychology, a scent is one of the best ways to boost your memory of something, or to make you think clearly about whatever you associate with that scent. It sort of makes sense that Satori, who's already very insecure about people to the point that she's terribly dependent on her ability to read hearts as a crutch in interpersonal interactions, would want to saturate the heart of someone she's interested in.

Imagine having a crush and being able to see, at any moment, what's in their heart, to see all the many people that are in the heart of any healthy person. If your crush is a socially healthy person (or even if they were in the past, even as kids), they'll have other people in their hearts. We already sort of know that people are like that and just don't think of it, especially when we're crushing on them, but Satori can see it directly, so she wouldn't be able to stop thinking of it. It's right there in front of her, after all, and she's too insecure to just trust people. People already get a little pain when they see someone else getting along with their partner a lot, so Satori's ability would take this little pain to an extreme, as it would exist at every moment, maybe even intimate ones.

Satori doesn't want to see other people in your heart. She's already troubled enough as it is, and she would truly be a tortured soul if she ever fell in love.

Danmaku could be used to completely block off your escape route. Imagine being in a room with only the exits being stacked with bullets, and nothing else. Or you're just completely surrounded with danmaku, with your only remaining safe spots inching you closer and closer to the 'boss'.

>>41676922
Taboo "Maze of Love", Spellcard Number 59.

>>41681601
Exactly what I was thinking about. But logically anyone would be able to use danmaku in that way, right? Like just cover any way out in pain. In addition to utilizing unique powers like Cirno creating a ring of solid ice around you, or Yukari making doorways lead you right back to her. Or Sakuya doing the time stop staircase thing, except the longer you try to run away the closer you end up being.

>>41684924
>Sakuya
She would be utterly impossible to hide from unless you are being extremely quiet and unnoticable while silently escaping her clutches

>>41684924
i doubt tengu houses are accessible by any way other than flight. you can walk out if you want to but there may be a drop

>>41684938
Pretty much. Unless she can't sleep in stopped time, you could theoretically try to run whenever she's asleep. But even if you managed to escape the mansion, no matter where you hide after that you would propably be brought right back 'home' within one day.

>>41685044
She look mentally unstable

>>41685127
Do you have what it takes to repeat that to her face?

...

>>41686139
Yes, Miss Sakuya is a crazy, creepy weirdo who spends way too much time with little girls

>>41685044
100% pads lol

>>41663773
>alice thinking she can take down Reimu
cute

>>41699651
>she sees my baby carrot

I want to be raped by a Touhou.

>>41708590
Anyone in particular?

>>41708664
I don't think the "yandere" part means he gets to choose.

>>41708664
I'd say Meiling, Yuuka, Youmu, and Okuu

>>41708779
Too bad. You're getting Marisa and that's final.

>>41708709
Yeah that’s fair enough. Better start running.

>>41708779
Youmu is too much of a dork to probably do that stuff though.

>>41708859
Are you sure about that?

>>41708859
She strikes me as a type of girl that wouldn't realize that what she's doing is wrong. She feels good and you feel good, what's the problem? You can start planning your marriage the day after.

>>41708971
Imagine getting bested sexually by a dork. Couldn’t be me.

>>41708978
Yeah I can see what you mean then. Still not sure I’d want to get married to her after getting raped though. But then again one might not have a choice in the matter either, right?

>>41709611
Hell hath no fury like a dork sexually frustrated.

>>41709777
Trips confirm it: the day of the dork is here, and Youmu will have her way with any man she damn well wants.

>>41710214
All that time spent locked up in the kitchen propably did make her very frustrated. Poor girl propably wouldn't know how to behave near a man, and would be very direct with whoever makes her heart flutter.

>>41710279
You’d think being part ghost would make her cooler about it but man, she seems real pent up. I almost feel bad for whoever catches those eyes of hers. They’re most likely in for a rough time.

>>41710321
Yep.

Aaaah! Fuck Youmu!
Help! Rape! Rape! RAAAAAAPE!

Shhh

>>41710801
This style really mix well with crazy and desperate making my dick really hard

>>41708854
I want marisa source

>>41710987
https://exhentai.org/g/2052124/e0b94aa5fb/
[Itou Yuuji] Saimin Tsukai No Marisa-chan | Marisa's Hypnosis Slave (Touhou Project) [English]

>>41699651
Reisen will straddle you and pepper you with kisses until your struggles melt away
All she needs is eye contact and you become hers forever

>>41716987
This but Koishi instead

>>41716987
What if I just close my eyes?

>>41718143
Then she will straddle you and pepper you with kisses until you open them, duh.

>>41718143
Well, you're now blind in front of a trained former military. Unless you're a master of blind martial arts I think she'll find a way to restrain you in some fashion, eagerly waiting for your eyes to open.

>>41718165
Can't beat the cock

>>41716780
I thank you for maria source

>>41718266
There is no escaping eternal life with your rabbit wife

>>41654437
Is she okay? She's crying.

>>41718266
Maybe she can not beat the cock, but with a horny bunny like her you might not be able to win in that situation either. That could be her plan. And a draw in the middle of a bamboo forest automatically means your loss, hope you realize that.

I think I've got affected, this reply box looks like a bus and the more I write in it the more it shakes,
I though that using my one busted up eye would protect me from theis effect but guess not. It grew an arm now, ANd it's closer. I f i don't makeit back, tell my mom that I don't want a formal funeral. the box is now dragged somewhere below, with a bunch of thin black hands around it. wet turned left...mushroom behind me. let's go then. antying better tahn here..

>>41654437
Spending eternity with Gappy!

what could go wrong

>>41720328
That doesn’t sound so bad. What’s the worst that could happen in being Yukari’s squeeze?

Bless

>>41721878
>What’s the worst that could happen in being Yukari’s squeeze?
the stuff she'll do when she starts squeezing
Yukari is very old and very lonely
if she decides you're rightfully hers, there's nothing she wont do to keep you
she'll kill and eat your friends and family to ensure you have nowhere to run, then twist and manipulate your mind until you're no longer able to run away
Yukari's manor will have endless luxuries for you, but it will be a gilded cage you can never leave
as far as she's concerned, you don't need a life, you only need her

At absolutely no point will your consent be under any consideration
all the things she does for you and to you will be decided by her alone, your new purpose will be to keep her happy forever
and forever it will be, she is a very powerful magic user, and no doubt knows many different ways to extend your lifespan a very, very long time
if you try to use death to escape Gappy's love, she'd be more than willing to burn an asset with Eirin to forcefeed you the hourai elixir
then you'll never ever be able to escape her, you'll be trapped in her embrace for as long as the human species exists, which as we expand towards the stars, will last hundreds of trillions of years, long after the last red dwarf stars have burned out

mortal wedding vows talk about being together forever, Yukari will make that very, very real
and no amount of screams will ever set you free

>>41724406
>>she'll kill and eat your friends and family to ensure you have nowhere to run, then twist and manipulate your mind until you're no longer able to run away
I see anon was a fan of that one doujin series that got stupidly dark randomly for one chapter then never mentioned it again

>>41724406
Sweet Jesus, all of that is kind of terrifying.

>>41726288
wishing for a youkai bride is the ultimate monkey's paw
they'll be young and beautiful forever, but they don't come free

>>41720367
>stares at another woman for 2 seconds
>immediately beats you senseless
Honestly, that's living the dream right there. Not only would Parsee be extremely clingy because of her jealousy though, I see her being a real show-off to try and make other girls jealous. Prepare to be walked around attached to her hip like an accessory.

>>41725924
which one are you talking about?

There's a great deal of ways a 2hu can subdue you, be careful. Some use magic, while others use brute strength. Even then, their methods can still vary widely while using the same tool! Some may knock you out. Others may drag you away kicking and screaming for all to see. Some will pounce on you wherever you may be, while others will keep you tlocked up within a "love nest" for the forseeable future.

A rather dangerous specimen is Meiling. Her job involves standing around all day and doing nothing. Once she's found her object of desire, he will be visited nightly to relieve her stress and boredom from her day job. There is no fighting her, she will overpower you. There is no hiding from her, she can rip apart whatever shelter you find with her bare hands. And once she gets those hands on you, she'll use her martial arts knowledge to paralyze you with gentle pressure-point taps before using you roughly, but firmly.

>>41730408
I can imagine her just keeping you around the gate for the entire day. Reasons twofold, two pairs of eyes are better than one, and you would propably keep her awake throughout her duties.
What happens during a shift however, might be another story, and could possibly end up with even more unwanted intruders due to both guards being occupied in some way.
Forced employment with(in) China!

>>41730408
I want to see 2 or more yanderehus fighting over me.

>>41734755
imagine they decide to split you in two haha that would be so funny

>>41736363
That sounds painful…

>>41736363
I dunno if I would be of much use to either of them at that point.

>>41729983
https://exhentai.org/g/1882365/2af7916887/
Gensou Konintan - Kyou
Its honestly a pretty good series but got stupidly dark on this one and nothing that happens here is really mentioned again.
Although its probably one of the best Yakumo family doujins for lewds

>>41718626
Reisen will infuse your lineage with rabbit blood

Anyone got any links to some good stories?

>>41744946
Anon went to gensokyo and met the hu
Anon headpat hu
Hu liked anon a lot
Anon scare, hu stonk
Hu won't let anon alone
Anon cannot escape
Anon is very scare

>>41745266
You should write more.

>>41745297
aya pls no tempt

>>41745266
>>41745297
Now the question is, what or who is the hu that won't let our dear protagonist escape? And what might happen next?

>>41745297
It now Day 27 since Anon headpat hu
hu dream of Anon every day
hu didn't wash her hair since Anon headpat her
Until 2 weeks ago
hu decided Anon belong to her
hu kidnap Anon in the middle of day
Anon feel powerful grip & pressure
Anon feel scare 4 life
hu keeps Anon in her home
Anon try not to cry or say bad words to hu
Anon get hug like teddy bear every night by hu
Anon dont feel warmth
Anon feel scared & trapped
hu is very happy
hu will ask if Anon want something
Anon want to go to market for food
Anon smile to cashier after buying food
cashier is a threat to hu & Anon
cashier is now an ingredient on today's meat stew
hu will decide for Anon
hu knows what's best for Anon
Anon try not to cry

>>41745507
Poor anon. Will he ever be able to confess his feelings of fear to the hu? And will she understand?

Anon have deliver job(the only one doing!)
Anon has lots of customers
Anon deliver to Alice
Alice nice, Alice give tea!
Anon has fun with alice and dolls!(very wholesome)
Alice order delivery again!
And again!
And again!
And again!
Alice wants to give tea, anon busy
Dolls block exit, Anon has tea!
Fun? no! Alice? Happy!
Anon plays with dolls, plays with Alice!

>>41745918
Alice please, anon is a very busy man! He can't stick around forever and play dolls with you.

>>41745944
Anon stays the night!
Anon stays the night again!
And again!
Lots of dolls and play house with Alice!
Alice? Lots of fun! Anon? Lots of scare!
Marisa visit!
Marisa good customer!
Marisa mad, anon no deliver!
Anon makes sneak cry of help!
Alice figure it out, Marisa big dumb!
Marisa distract by Alices cake!
Nighttime!
Marisa leaves!
Anon stuck!
Alice mad!
Anon is doll tonight!
Alice has fun! Anon has pain!
Anon learns lesson!

>>41746030
Looks like anon is stuck with this hu for a long time.
At least it'll be fun, right?

>>41746057
Anon wants go home!
Alice say no!

>>41745918
Play with Shanghai, or play with Buckshot.

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>>41746096
I'm scared of Alice now...

>>41745498
Aya thinks your children would look best as a half-tengu

>>41746361
Ayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya interview anon for report
Anon knows lots
Anon helps Aya with report
Anon goes extra mile to interview human
Aya report huge success!
Bunbunmaru flying off stands!
Double prints, follow up stories!
Anon continue living normal
Aya visits again, offer job!
Anon refuse, very happy in village
Aya understand but don't
Anon doing chore
Aya visit
Anon no doing chore
Anon gone, middle of day!
Anon brought to tengu mountain!
Aya decided Anon live there
Aya lives very high up mountain
No reach Aya house on foot
No leave Aya house on foot
Anon no get far on foot
Anon learns Aya think half Aya kids cute
Aya makes sure Anon makes half Aya kids

Being followed and not even realizing it
Waking up to a pleasant smell of roses
Finding out your clothes are missing
Finding chocolates in random places in your home
Kidnapped and locked up inside Chireiden
Being accepted by Satori
Being kept as Koishi's pet and lover
Accidentally breeding a new generation of Komeijis
Satori's acceptance turning into obsession
Breeding a new generation of Komeijis again
Having your life extended against your will
So that you can keep being happy with your wives

Getting kidnapped by Hecatia and taken to Hell to be hers forever! Sometimes she shares you with Junko! They scare you a lot despite acting so sweet towards you!

>>41746663
Heca has no sense of right or wrong!
Heca kidnaps anon because he hung with her once or twice!
Anon knows a thing or two about Greek myths!
None of what he knows comforts him about Heca in the least!
Anon being the perfect lover out of pure fear of his fate!
Heca bragging to others about her perfect lover, completely ignorant!

Imagine this girl refusing to drink your blood.
Imagine her threatening to destroy everything unless you agree to become her husband.
Imagine the fivesomes.
Imagine being leg locked, arm locked and embraced by her crystal wings.

>>41746963
I imagine that more then you'd think actually

>>41746963
she can drink a little blood

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>>41654437

Imagine being snatched away from your fishing spot. Wakasagahime forcing oxygen into your lungs through a very long kiss as she brings you to the bottom of the lake, to an underwater cave. Having some basic furniture like a bed or a chair brought in, with Waggy even trying to use them in her attempts to live out the perfect husband and wife fantasy.
You wanted to eat fish, but I hope you can tolerate a diet of almost exclusively fish, anon.

Anyway, how would that even work in bed? Is there pussy and womb like on a normal girl or would reproduction have to be a more daunting task of covering a thousand eggs in your stuff over several days or even weeks? I think it would be the normal thing, she's only missing human legs, right? A lot of the reproductive system is directly above her lower lips, and mermaids seem to generally have human shaped bellies. Easy to imagine pregnant.

What do you mean, "leave"?

>>41753253
We all gotta go home sometime. Right? Come on, they can surely understand?

>>41754667
What do you mean, going home? You ARE at home.

>>41753253
Thanks to Koishi making inroads the Komejis became welcome faces in the village, including their pets.
Anons always had a minor fascination for ravens since he was a child and despite his obvious caution for this one being able to do fusion on a whim he couldn't help approaching the winged girl when he could come up with a reason. He didn't think his invite to visit a local dango shop would work, but it did and Okyuu was rather excited, probably for the dango.
They ate dango together in the outside serving area where anon couldn't help but gush a bit her wings, hair, and gentle smile. He thought he went to far but Okyuu enjoyed the compliments and couldn't help but brag a bit going so far as to bring up her fusion abilities. Despite your caution you couldn't help but vocalize being impressed and Okyuu was very pleased.
You would hang out with Okyuu whenever she came to the village after that and even though she'd sometimes forget to meet up on time she never seemed to do it out of being malicious.
One day Okyuu invited you to come to the her master's mansion in the netherworld, you were nervous but accepted, it couldn't be that bad if village idols like Koishi, Rin, and Okyuu lived there after all.
Held in her strong bird arms you were transported to the netherworld and soon found yourself at the Komejis's mansion which was a grand western style manor.
Inside you were brought to Satori who simply looked at you for awhile before turning to Okyuu and giving approval for something. Okyuu was overjoyed and brought you to her room, you were nervous about being in your crushes room.
Time passed wholesomely as Okyuu excitedly chatted about this and that showing off things in her room and eventually you were feeling sleepy. Finding a good break in the day you asked if Okyuu could take you home or show you to a room to get some sleep.
Okyuu cutely tilted her head and said, "home? But you are home now!"

>>41754747
If I don't go back, my girlfri- I mean, my roommate will become very worried.

>>41754747
W-when did your place become home?! I don't remember this happening!

>>41746361
Haah, our first children.
They're going to be half-tengu, Anon.
I can't wait for their first flying lessons.
Of course, you might not be able to help them during those, but you'll cheer them on from the house, won't you?
Not like you're gonna have anywhere else to be, you can't learn to fly.
For now, just prepare to make a few more.

I love my yandere 2hu wife who tried to lock me in the basement next to her sister's neet cave but forgot she gave me the mansion keys.

>>41751576
Won't the cave run out of oxygen after a while? Stupid waggy...

It now 2 months since Anon got captured by Kagerou
Anon never try 2 escape
Anon never look at anyone else more than necessary
Anon always make good food for Kagerou
Meanwhile
Anon gets hugs every day
Strange feelings develop in Anon
Anon dont want leave
Anon dont want other woman anymore
Anon feel scared without Kagerou
Kagerou give hug every day
Kagerou hold Anon every day
Kagerou is warm
Kagerou is safe
Kagerou protects Anon
Kagerou smile when Anon make meal
Anon dont want anything else
And they lived happily ever after
Ending 1: Dependancy

>>41758743
more of these please

>>41758659
What if that's part of the plan? The less oxygen in the cave, the more often you need to depend on her for your oxygen. Or the cave isn't all that deep and has some connection to the surface.
She could also bring some potted plants to make sure you don't die down there when she's gathering fish for you. There are plants with low light requirements, right?

this thread is weird because I'm insanely in love with my touhou and I'd just find anything in this thread cute or attractive

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>>41671437
Trash characters

>>41761888
What do you mean, Yuugi/Aya/Hatate/Wakasagahime/Momiji/Meiling are trash characters?

>>41761902
They're fucking garbage compared to the rest dude, especially Yuugi, I can't believe anyone would even consider liking this muscle-brained brute with unbearable ego

Which hu do you like, shitposter fren

>>41761837
Having a narrow crevice in the ceiling of the cave so you can longingly gaze at the sky and retain some hope, maybe notifying someone passing by and get saved would be nice.

>>41762007
No idea who's a shitposter but I like Remi.

Fairies are dangerous too.

>>41763569
But they're also too dumb and shortsighted to be any real threat.

>>41763778
If you say so.

>>41761868
I understand that feel anon

Burn in Hell and never get out.

I made this raw foie gras just for you, anon. If you truly love me then you will EAT EVERY LAST BITE!

>>41765426
Well that's kinda the point of most yandere content, right? You don't want some ugly troll to act yandere-ish towards you, you want your nice looking youkai waifu to be insanely in love and devoted towards you, even to the point of threatening you and stabbing anyone else. I can't imagine people who for example despise Koishi go around looking for yandere Koishi content to enjoy/get mad over.

Do you want some tea, Anon? It's a... very expensive, um... Gyokuro tea. The taste is incomparable to anything else, you'll enjoy it.
Eventually.

>>41765507
Man she's got them crazy eyes for sure. I wouldn't drink that tea no matter how delicious it may be.

>>41765507
The only thing that I want to drink is your breast milk.

>>41765573
Reisen, hold him down.

>>41765576
What if she put the milk in the tea?

>>41765608
I want it straight from the source.

Remember when I said I'd do anything to save your life, anon? Remember how you begged me to cure you, anon? I can make your condition a lot better, anon, or I can make it so much worse. The choice is yours.

>>41765627
Why would Eirin make my condition worse if she's already been willing to cure me. I'd be confused, but it's good to be friends with a doctor!

>>41765507
Wow really? I can't believe kaguya herself is going out of the way to serve me tea! I'll drink it gratefully of course!

>>41765607
Hey you can’t do this to me you lunatic lady! I don’t care if you’re a princess or not!

>>41765507
Kaguya would be a weird yandere given her history with men
like, what would you have to do to get her to be that obsessed with you? Tell her she isn't the most beautiful or turn down any playful advances or something?
maybe tell her you find Mokou way more beautiful than her

>>41765704
>like, what would you have to do to get her to be that obsessed with you?
Date an inaba
Ignore her when you visit
Date Mokou
Openly hit on everyone, pointedly ignore Kaguya
"Accidentally" drop a condom from your wallet and loudly exclaim, "woops I can't believe I dropped my magnum condom for my massive dong!"

Letty has decided that you'll be with her forever. No ifs or buts.

>>41765734
>"Accidentally" drop a condom from your wallet and loudly exclaim, "woops I can't believe I dropped my magnum condom for my massive dong!"

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>>41727623
This really isn't that bad. It's a husbands duty to keep his wife happy, isn't it? And as long as you act like an appropriate husband should there won't be anything to worry about.And if you do mess up, your youkai wife is there to guide you back on the right path. She'll never give up on you, no matter what she has to do.

Many people here may focus too much on (alleged) horror stories, about the alleged threats of force, the vast difference in power between you and her, and more. However, many people often gloss over the fact that she does, indeed, love you. She wants to be happy with you. And she doesn't want you to be upset or miserable, she wants you to experience even a fraction of the happiness your existence gives her. How is that not a wonderful romance?

>>41765704
Kaguya is very fond of and curious about humans, but she's also extremely sheltered, so she wouldn't really go out on her own.
If you were to just hang out with her, play games with her, and take her to places, I'm sure she'd take a shine to you real quick.
She'd start to gradually depend on you more and more, and eventually, she wouldn't want to spend any time away from your side.
And that's the point where Eirin would murder you, leaving Kaguya distraught and leading her to retreat back into her shell, as Eirin explains how this is an inevitability, since they, as immortals, are just too different from mortals, and simply exist in different worlds.

As you can see, Kaguya lends herself very well to yandere stories.

>>41765470
Would you? Mokou would literally never let you go, you'd go through so much pain. She'd break you until you were her obedient slave.

How would yandere Seija act?
"go out with someone else or I'm killing myself"?

>>41766353
Just romance Eirin too you dingbat

>>41766651
I’m not sure if that’s at all possible. Eirin is incredibly inhuman, even by Lunarian standards; she explicitly views others as tools to exploit as needed, and murder is her first solution to most of her problems.
I’m not at all convinced that she’s even capable of having romantic desires.
She does appear to care about Kaguya, in some way, but those feelings appear to be pretty controlling and not all that healthy. She very much acts in ways that she thinks is best for Kaguya, rather than consider Kaguya’s actual happiness; she probably murdered the family Kaguya was living with, for instance, just to tie up loose ends, and then convinced Kaguya to isolate themselves as much as possible for over a millennium.

She’s truly terrifying, more so than even the youkai, and if you do manage to catch her interest somehow, I don’t think you’ll end up with a very happy fate.

>>41767073
but image her yandere potential tho

>>41767350
Oh, it’s immense. And unlike most of the examples in this thread, she actually has a lot of canon support for it. Those feelings of hers are aimed strictly at Kaguya, though, so it’s hard to imagine her caring enough about humans to involve herself with them at all.

If she would, though, I imagine that you’d basically end up as Kaguya 2.0. I don’t think she’d do anything overt, and you might not even realize what she was doing, but she’d certainly put a lot of effort towards convincing you to stay with her at Eientei at all times. She wouldn’t shy away from using drugs or other shady means to control you, if she believes it to be convenient.
Her paranoia would also mean she’d take quick actions towards anything that could disrupt her control over you; if she can’t avoid the issue, she would start plotting towards a murder, and if that wouldn’t be practical or she could use the potential liability to further her own goals, she’d come up with some other scheme. Either way, you probably wouldn’t even notice.

Eirin is a really fun character, but the many darker aspects to her are sadly not used very often in fan works.

You literally cannot make Shinmyoumaru or Kogasa yandere.

>>41768609
wanna bet?

>>41766353
>>41767073
>>41767493
Eirin being a complete murderer wouldn't make any sense to me. The only reason she did it in Kaguya's case was that it was the only way to get Kaguya away from the Lunarians who wanted her, after which they proceeded to flee into exile. If Eirin wanted to she could probably nuke the moon and the lunarian civilization entirely.

Eirin is a nice hag, and she clearly enjoys helping other people on some level considering her profession. If you managed to catch her fancy I'm sure she'd love to find ways to help and pamper you like she does Kaguya. Even in situations where she knows better than you. That's when she brings out the funny drugs for you, or the weird 4d chess stuff.

But in all honesty if you're Eirin's captive husband, what could you possibly want for? You have the smartest immortal goddess with you, a cool NEET sister, and a bunch of pet rabbits.

>>41768609
>>41768761
Shimmy could do something with her mallet maybe but koga? I can't see her doing anything and even if she tried she'd just dork it up

>>41768798
She could fold her umbrella over you, trapping you together with her in darkness forever.

>>41768922
I don't really think that would work but hey, it's the thought that counts. Kogasa doesnt have that power, that threat you'd expect, even if Anon is relatively weak. She might have the motivation, but it's pretty reasonable to expect her goofing up an attempt to take you for herself, or just being in that line between threatening, but ultimately infatuated with you.

>>41769010
You should have fled while you had a chance to do so. Underestimating youkai like that, bratty anon needed rape correction.

>>41768798
she could do what normal yanderes do

>>41768609
Of course you can! Getting poked by needles is serious shit, i would take her threats 100% seriously.

>>41769123
Being rape correct by a touhou sounds scary...

>>41654437

>>41769570
Depending on who it is, even resisting might be dangerous. Don't make her break your arms, Anon..

>>41769570
This is the reason why you shouldn't get into a relationship where there isn't a balance of power. If one person is so far above the other then there is no way both are equals and the weaker partner is easier to be abused by the stronger one and will most likely become dependent on them. In a relationship with a Youkai, God, Ghost, Super Human etc. you should work hard to even the odds so that you won't get dominated (in a bad way) and lose your liberties and freedom. Becoming strong in general should be the top priority in Gensokyo for an Outsider who wants to stay there since that is the only save and secure way to be free and do your own thing without becoming toy between the different factions or a Servant under a Master.

>>41768922
Something like this? I dunno about "forever", I'd imagine this would rather be "very often and for long periods of time". You still need to eat, hell, she needs to eat. You could get used even to being stuck inside that big eggplant, eliminating any feeling of surprise she'd feed off of.

>>41769523
And Shinmy would have a pretty easy time following you around unnoticed, right? Better not get too close to anyone else.

>>41769010
Kogasa would tell you its a safe day when its not

>>41770923
>implying I would ever pull out on any day

>>41665776
I didn't miss the red flags i just think they're hot

Look who got stuck inside my web. I hope it's comfortable.

>>41770923
I'm more likely to finish inside if she tells me it's not a safe day.

>>41768789
>Eirin is a nice hag
She really, 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺, 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 isn't, anon.
Maybe you're being sarcastic, but if you're serious, you really need to read Cage in Lunatic Runagate, which is really blatant in showing just how sociopathic Eirin really is, and it has several instances of her starting with murder as a solution to her problems, even if she ultimately doesn't go through with it. It's just the kind of person she is.
Even the whole "doctor" thing is just her following a social contract now that it's decided that Eientei will no longer completely isolate itself. It's a completely calculated move to fit in better with the rest of Gensokyo, rather than something she does out of the goodness of her heart.

Everything Eirin does is calculated and executed without feeling or remorse. She's fucking terrifying, even if she would probably act very sweetly to you. But make no mistake, it's all done just so you won't notice the gilded bars on your cage.

>>41771415
Ok Eirin, we're all amazed by your 18D murderous chess master personality that's totally real. Murder is perfectly normal and nothing to get so uppity about.

>>41769523
>>41770540
Just take the needle and mallet away from Shinmy before she can shrink you and put her inside a jar. Boom problem solved. Yandere Shinmy is easy to defeat.

>>41772480
>shinm bulle
HOW DAREE YOOOOOOOOOU

>>41772988
Either you get bullied by Shinmy or bully Shinmy and letting a mad, yandere Inchling have power over you isn't the first choice for any reasonable person.

>>41772480
How are you going to approach her when she can basically hide anywhere, stab your grubby hands or just strike you before you even meet her for the first time?

>>41773126
Just endure it, you're bigger than her. Hiding won't work because she has to come out in order to stab you. The needle might hurt like hell but if it gets embedded she won't be able to pull it out in time before you can grab her. Afterwards you can always pull the needle out and patch yourself up once she's dealt with. And there's no way I'd let her have a chance at using the Mallet. Face it, Shinmy can't into yandere well. She will fail, she's destined to.

>>41773126
>stab your grubby hands
I don't want to make Shimmy feel like a weakling, but I've pricked myself with a sewing needle before, and it doesn't hurt all that much.

>>41773126
ask her to come out nicely and make some yummy sweets for her. Tell her that if she doesn't hurry you'll eat them all before she can have any

>>41773339
>>41773385
What if she makes herself bigger like in the fighters? The needle would hurt a bit more, propably. And it wouldn't just be a prick, I'd imagine she'd stab deep.

>>41773678
If she made herself bigger she still wouldn't be as tall as you and if she resizes the needle like a dumby then you can just block it with something thick like a cutting board and take it from her, because she's still a weak girl compared to you. At that point once you've disarmed her you can just seize her by the wrists and hold her down to where she can't do anything but squirm.
Face it. Shinmyoumaru can't be a yandere.

where's the crimson slasher when whe need her

>>41773926
I think I'll take my chances with the youkai.

>>41773678
She doesn't seem very smart, so I'd use the old trick of pointing behind her and saying "What is that!?". When she turns to look, I'll violently tickle her and make her drop her sword.

>>41774112
I think tackling any hu that can fight the likes of Reimu or Marisa (like in the fighters) is foolish, unless you know danmaku/magic yourself. What's stopping her from doing that spell that lets her just toss people around like a ragdoll while she's tiny? Or summoning that giant green guy to hold you down for her.

>>41774142
Besides, if you don't go along with her whims, she'll just stab you in the eye while you sleep, or worse.

>>41774142
>>41774148
No way, Shinmy is WEAK. There's no way a tiny little twerp like her can impose over a fully grown adult male. Do you know how embarrassing it would be to get dominated by an Inchling? I refuse to believe it. Shinmy would get pummeled. She can't be Yandere, she doesn't even have the heart for it! She couldn't! SHE COULDN'T!

>>41774877
>>41774142
you fools don't understand
it isn't about shimmy being yandere for you its about you being yandere for shimmy

>>41774051
the miko needs an heir, and you will be providing her one, one way or another

>>41775199
Honestly, I wouldn't want to be with Shinmy. How do you even sex her even if she grows?(Pencildicks need not respond) What can she bring into your life? Yeah she's potentially rich but is that really something you should consider when choosing a life partner? I think not. Especially since in Gensokyo there would propably be less taxes to pay and more job opportunities. Spending your love's money freely just means you've fallen for the gold instead of her.
She is super cute, but if you want cute just get a cat. Or get yourself some children with a real woman.

>>41775351
its called romance my anon, shimmy could make herself big and unless you're dicks big you'll be able to work your way in eventually. You'd stick with shimmy because you love her. As a princess she'd understand its her duty to have kids and would do her best to conceive one or 10

>>41775383
But the problem is that I don't love her. Not my type of personality, even if I could look past the size problem.

>>41775411
then whats the problem?

>>41775416
>yandere touhou thread
That she loves me.

>>41775447
That reminds me.. Wish i had enough creativity to write a yandere 2hu story with focus on actual horror. An average dude against a superpowered monster girl leaves lots of potential for this.

>>41775447
just get another hu to date you and problem solved

>>41775489
I wish i was that cup.

>>41775487
Do you have any fun ideas what a girl could show or do to the protag?

>>41775527
A yandere 2hu who's not simply lovey dovey and actually poses a genuine threat to the MC's safety could be interesting. MC having to use all of his brain power to secretly call for help and maybe even achieve freedom, knowing his mind is possibly the only thing capable of matching his deranged stalker.

And even so, most Touhous aren't the type to simply help without a cost. If someone did help you however, be prepared for an assured blood bath if your yandere's feeling particularly infuriated/confident that she can take your saviour on a fight.

Telling Alice that you think she's a nice girl!
Alice blushing!
Alice waiting for you to ask her out!
Alice waits longer and longer!
Alice gets tired of waiting!
Alice decides she knows how to make you act best!
Waking up one night to Alice having tied magical strings to your arms and legs!
Alice puppeting you!
Being a puppet who is constantly controlled and lightly hypnotized by Alice!
Not hypnotized to completely lose yourself, but mild suggestions!
Eventually not even needing the hypnosis, you just naturally do whatever Alice seems to be making you do!
Being happily married to Alice!
Being Alice's doll!

god loves you very much

>>41775682
I don't think I feel the same way towards miss Shinki, all due respect...

>>41775491
Imagine ZUN putting his lips around you and sipping your beer insides

It's winter...

>>41775839
A fatty can't be yandere

>>41776032
>>41765748
Careful, if you trigger her complex she's going to start "exercising" even more often than she planned to.

>>41776253
What's she gonna do? Pin me down? Use her large frame to keep me under her? Force me to fondle her heavy breasts, soft belly, and fat ass? Smother me in constant hugs? Keep me warm under her during cold nights? Cover my face with kisses? Make me feel wanted and loved by someone?

Yeah, like this fatty could do that!

>>41774877
You’re going to end up tied like Gulliver but with better rope

>>41776265
No, she'a gonna frostbite your dick off

>>41776642
Can't cheat on her that way at least.

>>41776642
She clearly needs that intact. What's more likely is she's just going to bury that dick under her, and you're not going to be able to see it for a long time.

>>41776896
I wish to be buried under Letty 's meaty body

Running away from Aya! She's trying to kidnap you!
Seeking shelter in an abandoned home outside the village!
Can't go outside, Aya is always watching...
She'd snatch you up the moment you leave.
Can't run away, she's faster than the speed of sound. Can't wait her out, she's a Youkai so she'll never tire.
Days can go by without her needing to even eat, but you'll start starving eventually on the other hand.
She could break the door down and take you easily but she doesn't just to mess with you...
The suspense is killing you every other day as they go by with you stuck in this house.
Don't know who's crazier between her or you at this point....

>>41774142
I said "tickle", not "tackle".
I've tickled small girls before and I can assure you they're completely defenseless against it. All they can do is beg you to stop.

>>41777716
How effective is this tactic against youkai hags?

>>41770016
Anon... You don't need your arms. Everything you would ever need will be provided by me. You're just going to stay in my bed and save your strength for the night.
No more crying. Be happy with your new wife. Now.

Nemuno!

>>41778032
Think yanhu think!
if you remove your anon's arms how will he hug and caress you now!

>>41775621
There are a few that could be like this...
>yuyuko/youmu keeping you trapped in the netherworld is slowly draining your life
>flan's "games" leave you bloody and broken before being restored for more
>okuu not understanding she's giving you radiation poisoning
>remilia deciding that your blood is tasty and periodically drains you
>satori punishing you for literal thought crimes
Hell, the komeijis literally keep other (barely) sapient creatures as pets. Who's to say you won't be forced to live in a crate until you have been properly "disciplined?"
>suika or yuugi forcing you to drink, party, and play games that exceed human limits
>reimu being a drunkard husband beater

>>41780319
>drunkard husband beater
Wow, Reimu is literally me!

>>41780319
Vampwife can has a little blood
As a treat

>>41777989
No idea. Hags are gross and evil so I don't go near them.

>>41780319
remimi sipping your blood is a plus, not a minus
she's tiny so she gets full easily

>>41779194
Shouldn't have resisted. But it's alright, we can still hug.
Now, happy birthday! You wouldn't tell me when it is, but I know humans care about their exact age, and you look like you need some cheering up. So I've made you a cake. You like cake. Keeping you happy is my duty as a wife, and we can have a proper birthday for you next year. Now open your mouth, and let's not have a repeat of the accident you've had the last time you've eaten one of those... despicable beings. You know you can't attain youkai immortality without breaking a few eggs, so to speak.

>>41780821
You don't pick haghus
Haghus pick you

>>41781914
You don't even need to be near some of the hags.

>>41781914
According to this thread, you need to be nice to a hu to activate her yandere instincts. If I never talk to a haghu, they won't care about me.

>>41781973
Could be love at a first sight. In some cases you don't even need to see her yourself.

>>41781942
Who is Nr. 3 supposed to be? Remilia?

>>41782416
Ayayayayayayayaya

>>41782416
Ayaya.

>>41782469
I guess I'll choose either Yukari or Yuuka. I'd usely choose Aya out of the three but she aperently isn't Faithfull

>>41782564
Perhaps she's shy too. Couldn't keep composure after giving it and ran away. The comment doesn't have to be necessarily true.
Iirc the artist had something like a grudge against Aya for being more popular than Hatate and would often draw her acting like a cunt.
Anyway, why is there almost no Hatate yandere stuff in the thread? She used to be a yanderehu for some time years back. Some of it was directed at Aya but still.

>>41782748
miserable self harming yanderes are stale and boring

>>41784830
Just let Hatate into your house, let her kidnap and be a good, happy house husband and she'll stop harming herself (probably).

I wonder what happened to that girl that used to invite me for tea sometimes. Hope she wasn't eaten by a youkai.

>>41784853
Hatate will only be happy when she has a baby in each arm and another in her belly

>>41785101
Never struck me as particularly baby crazy in her game.

>>41785105
the baby rabies generally come when they find a worthy sire for them
if Hatate thinks your children should have purple eyes, purple eyes they will have

>>41784830
they're my favorite because they won't kill me over a misunderstanding and I can just caress (their womb) until they stop being sad

>>41785137
I wish there was more of her.

>>41785101
I also think Hatate is more about putting you in the center, although she might want kids eventually, even if it compromises her NEET ways.
Early weeks with Hatate would probably be pretty adventurous, to say the least. Hatate has seen a lot and would probably want to explore things with her new boy toy.
It doesn't matter if you look visibly uncomfortable or feel bad, ever since Hatate saw you, she knew you were made for one another. If you don't seem to like the weird kinky stuff she's trying this week, it's all part of the play to make it more thrilling, since you're such a good husband.
Can't forget about relations with other Tengus. Hatate is very boastful about her new, perfect boyfriend, and she won't hesitate to flaunt you around, reminder the likes of Aya, Megumu, or Momiji how much of a loser they are if she can get such a cute boyfriend while sitting on her ass most of the days.
This constant prideful attitude of your girlfriend sure isn't helping you. It pretty much poisoned the well of what would have likely already been complicated relations. Hatate may have found a lot of joy in getting you into her life, but that didn't make her any less lazy. It's up to you to run errands such as grocery shopping.
Thankfully (or unfortunately) for you, the tengus live in a microcosm of their own, so ressources are never too far, although bridges are certainly flimsy given how they usually can just fly. A perilous travel later, you've made your way into Tengumart. Hatate's list is basically all junk food, but you might be able to get her to eat more heathy eventually if you cook for her.
Oh dear, Megumu's shopping too. The daitengu brings fear into your eyes. She is at least 2 heads taller than you are, even excluding the getas she always wears. Tension fills your heart as Megumu stares at your puny figure. Being shamed by that stupid Hatate left a sour taste in her mouth, and you can clearly see it in her eyes. You try to remain as polite as can be in her presence, but you don't know if you're helping your case or worsening it. Look too helpful & loyal, and she might just decide to steal you for herself, not without a nice, relieving rape (for her, not for you).
You somehow manage to make it out of that whole ordeal safe & sound, coming back to your wife lazying around. You've long since given up on running away, as the path to leaving the Youkai Mountain is way too dangerous, and you'd probably get caught sooner or later.
Looks like Hatate found some photos she took a while back that gave her an idea. Oh dear, what is she going to do to you this time? Let's just hope it's not too degrading this time...

Remilia doesn't really work as a yandere because she doesn't need to be one, she can just fate you into staying with her no matter what you or anybody else wants. Goddamn cheating abilities.

>>41785828
What if I want to marry someone cool though, and not a dork?

>>41785866
>no matter what you or anybody else wants.
Nobody's cooler than your Mistress.

>>41785878
> Nobody's cooler than your Mistress.
Both Cirno and Letty are cooler

How to escape yandere Suika?

>>41786201
Only in terms of temperature.
And they both wouldn't make it very far into the mansion anyway.

>>41786278
Did you try the beans yet?

>>41786397
I... I did but she ate them all and laughed at me and told me she the sex was going to put me in a full body cast! So I ran, I ran far and hid. Thankfully, she was too drunk at the time to realize what happened, so I need to know how to deal with her before it's too late. It's only a matter of time before she come searching for me anons... I need help fast...

>>41786500
Then I'm all out of ideas. Maybe you can beat her at danmaku or some other contest to make her leave you alone.

>>41786500
use it anon, its your only defense against that lustful oni!

>>41786500
Just surrender. It'll hurt less if you don't resist.

>>41786373
Is remi about to pour liquid nitrogen on me??

>>41786592
B-but I can't into danmaku, I'm an outsider I was kidnapped by a gap and thrown to the Onis! Oh god oh fuck, she's going to come for me, I'm done for I'm going to fucking die! Save yourselves anons, get out of Gensokyo while you still can, get Reimu to send you back to the real world! DON'T LET THE YANDERE HUS BE THE END OF YOU!

>>41785828
My wife truly is the best

>>41785828
That girl couldn't change the fate of a paper bag.
If she ever tried to threaten a guy, he'd probably just end up giving her a piece of candy and a pat on the head before walking away.

>>41789230
Listen, while Remimi may be a dummy dumdum only I'm allowed to make fun of her. Retract your words or perish!

>>41789254
I've seen fairies with more dignity than Remilia has.
At the annual final boss dinner, everyone else just ignores Remilia as she sits in her high chair, wearing her little bib, as she eats her chicken nuggets. They'd rather hang out with Sunny, Star, and Luna than listen to Remilia blab about whatever inane thing she's currently thinking about.

>>41789333
Remilia doesn't need them taking her time, she has me.

>>41789340
I'm starting to suspect that (You) are the yandere, Anon.

>>41789383
Of course? My cute wife is very desirable so if I didn't deal with the trash in advance she'd get distracted and spend less time with me.

>>41786693
Maybe you can talk her into releasing you? Talk about how it's not real love if you're forced, that you don't feel anything towards her, she's not your type, etc. Propably won't work, but you can at least try, good luck.

>>41789230
Even if you're impossible to threaten, Remilia has a lot of friends and subordinates, not to mention the vampire powers like increased strength. You don't get to "walk away" if she doesn't want you to.

>>41789785
That's right, when my extremely charismatic future wife that definitely has a lot of friends and subordinates threatened me, my knees quivered with fear and I instantly hugged her to steady myself.

The alien will abduct you now.

You have been judged. And I've got a proper punishment for a sinner like you...

>>41793941
hugs and kisses!

>>41793941
so how would one even get the attention of Yamadamnboi? much less since the only time you'll meet here is when you die

>>41774877
She has the mallet, she can just make YOU the tiny one

>>41793941
Getting trapped for eternity having to be a Yama's lover... that sounds like the worst.

>>41796689
Eiki is a reasonably common sight in Gensokyo, since she canonically spends her time off lecturing sinners so that they have a chance to repent.
If Eiki were to spot someone who would make for excellent house husband material, all she’d have to do is inform him that he’s guilty of stealing the heart of the yama, and that he should come with her immediately to start on his repentance.

>>41797422
>>Eiki is a reasonably common sight in Gensokyo, since she canonically spends her time off lecturing sinners so that they have a chance to repent.
>If Eiki were to spot someone who would make for excellent house husband material, all she’d have to do is inform him that he’s guilty of stealing the heart of the yama, and that he should come with her immediately to start on his repentance.
least corrupt ministry official

>>41793333
This won't work out for Nue, what would Byakuren think once she or the rest of Myouren find out? Byakuren will surely lecture Nue for attachment and come to your rescue, and Nue will never bother you again. Nice try, alien.

>>41797467
When did she lie, anon? Husband-kun really did steal her heart, and the Yama Kings themselves have declared that to be one of the most terrible sins imaginable, which he can only repent for by loving, supporting, and caring for his new Yama wife, while flooding her womb with his semen. This punishment is entirely for his own sake. He should be grateful that Eiki is willing to make all these sacrifices for him.

>>41797513
Byakuren barely pays attention to what her disciples are doing most of the time, and doesn’t care much about all their misdeeds, at least as long as it doesn’t affect her directly.
As long as Nue-chan-sama makes sure to keep you hidden properly, Byakuren would simply pretend not to see or hear you while Nue has her fun.

>>41797749
N-no, that can't be true. Byakuren would know that letting it go on will make waves in the temple. The other initiates are going to raise questions when they hear muffled screams whenever Nue is around. And that's not even counting all the other Youkai who go there. Murasa, Shou, Ichirin, the various generics who flock to Byrakuren. Someone will find out eventually, someone will see Nue's un-buddhist like actions. Someone will help eventually! Nue's un-buddhist attachment would force Byakuren's hand. The poor human will be rescued one day from the dumb ass alien.

>>41797991
Anon, those are just the sounds of Nue working hard to rid herself of her desires. Byakuren will just encourage the new initiates to work just as hard as Nue does.
And if any of the other youkai were to find you, they’d just give Nue a high five and compliment her on her catch. At worst, Nue would have to promise them a nice bottle of sake for their help with cleaning up any messes.

The village won’t notice your absence either; after all, “you” still visit from time to time, and there’s definitely no tanuki taking your shape just to keep up pretenses; that would just be silly.

>>41798136
That's just horrible! There's no way she could get away with such injustice, what kind of world would this be?! Byakuren and her congregation are supposed to be kind and benevolent, and this is anything but, willingly sweeping aside their alien squatter doing things like this. The Taoists would never do this to you...

>>41798136
What if you manage to escape long enough to find your way to Byakuren herself? She couldn't just ignore your teary eyed pleads for help if you begged her directly to save you from Nue.

>>41798366
>The Taoists would never do this to you...
Are you sure about that, anon? You look like you'd make for a lovely Jiang Shi.
>>41798863
>What if you manage to escape long enough to find your way to Byakuren herself?
That wouldn't happen in the first place. And even if you somehow did, Byakuren would just tell you that this is one of the many trials set before you on your way to Nirvana, and if you keep pressuring her, she'd just tell you to back off or she'll trigger the bomb that's been implanted in your skull.
Nue has been super helpful and easy to handle since you came into her life, and Byakuren isn't going to let you break up her little racket like this.

I briefly thought about how terrifying it would be to get hounded by a yandere Clownpiece for a while, but then I remembered she's just a dumb, childish fairy so she'd never feel that way to begin with so I rest easy knowing that yandere Clownpiece isn't real and can't hurt me. Phew...

>>41799035
Of course. She's just a Clown Piece, imagine if she was the whole clown!

>>41797422
> If Eiki were to spot someone who would make for excellent house husband material, all she’d have to do is inform him that he’s guilty of stealing the heart of the yama, and that he should come with her immediately to start on his repentance.
That's sounds like an amazing pick up line.

You don't want to experience terrible misfortune, right?

Come on
Let me in
You've got a lot of misfortune around you
You need help
Let me help you
Open the door

>>41802298
I mean, Hina's one of the nicest girls in all of Gensokyo! I'll just let her in, nothing could go wrong? I'll just get her some tea and

>>41802298
Sure that checks out. Lemme get the door.

>>41802359
And what? And what!?
Are you still there!?

>>41802359
Anon? Anon! ANOOOOOOOOON!!

>>41802298
Ok

Should we make another yandere touhou thread?

>>41804023
why is that even a question? storyfags made this thread great

>>41804023
Can't escape the yanderehu, she's always going to watch you.

>>41804031
True enough, I’m just wondering who among us will make it though.

>>41804072
Oh no, anything but that!

Hecatia doesn't want you to ever look at another girl's body except hers ever again, so from now on you'll be living in Hell with her. Don't worry, you'll get used to your new home eventually, she'll even let you see the outside world again for a little bit.... if you be a good husband.

>>41804299
Okay, but I do need to know one thing. Which of Hecatia’s bodies loves me the most?

I've caught a human...
Dolls are always manipulated by others. So from today on, you're going to be manipulated by me. A human like you deserves it. If you don't listen to me, I can paralyze you or make you hallucinate and make you do what I want, so you better behave.
And if you're good, small doses of certain poisons can make you feel good too. Here, as a token of my good will, you can have a little poison that makes humans happy.
You want more, don't you?

>>41806967
No, sorry. I'm only interested in consensual lovey-dovey relationships with lots of cuddles, drugs aren't my thing.

>>41807676
Take your meds, anon.
This is a yandere thread, not a lovey-dovey relationship one.

>>41807715
>not being lovey-dovey to your yandere
People like you are the reason yanderes are more yan than dere these days

>>41807754
It's just the first meeting. Medi is known to not be very well versed in social situations. Maybe you can explain to her how to nurture a proper relationship?

>>41746030
>>41745918
What a story. Truly horrifying.

>>41806967
>>41807782
Silly doll doesn't even realize that i'd fall head over heels for the first women to show me love and compassion
Dumb doll doesn't even realize I won't leave her till I die
Foolish doll doesn't even realize i'll become fully committed to providing and loving her

This doll will learn today!

>>41806967
I think this one is my favorite of the bunch.

>>41784830
>if you want her she's perfect "I can fix her" material
>if you don't want her you can just let her slowly sudoku, or tell her to cut her wrists the right way
What's the problem here?

>>41810014
anyone who's ever dealt with her type knows they cannot be fixed
Can't unfuck someone unless they themselves of their own free will want to be unfucked
many times, the mentally ill enjoy their suffering and just want to make others suffer too

>>41810019
Sounds like bitch talk to me.

>>41810019
Anyone can be helped, but not everyone can help others.

no one will hear you scream

>>41810318
>kill a fairy while protecting your virginity
>respawns and returns to her attempts to rape you
One might think they're weak, but you will eventually tire out, especially if there's more than one of them. There is no winning here.
Never underestimate.

Fairies can be strong. And if one is driven enough, she can achieve more than you would ever expect.