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I found another stranger cow in my herd
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>> No.41759691
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Gold. Lots of gold.

>> No.41759702

>>41759691
shes gaudy and aint really rich

>> No.41759704
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>>41759691
Gehehehe

>> No.41759707

>>41757408
>>41757395
>extremist kiki giving me training sessions to ensure I am "loyal to mamonokind".
Hot. Dominant servant is a fun dynamic

>> No.41759742

>>41759704
flick her clit to get a jackpot of coins

>> No.41759762

That's a really nice cow there, I like her.

>> No.41759790

>>41759762
i found her in the mist contient, i was walking and she pounced on me but i subdued with belly rubs, it also seemed like she was extremely backed up, her tits were swollen, red, and filled with milk, i quickly went to work milking her like my life depended on it

>> No.41759838
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>>41759680
big kots

>> No.41759851

>>41759838
funny looking cow

>> No.41759872

>>41759790
Wow, between Hakutaku and this one, Mist Continent has some really good cows. I really should go there to find one of those stripey cows.

>> No.41759925
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>>41759872
there are blue hopping cows as well, they need special attention. They are very stiff so they need to be groped very often as well heated from the inside to make sure they are limber. They also have the cutest engrish as well

>> No.41759935

We have dummy pharaoh, we have gyaru pharaoh, what other desert kingdoms are there?

>> No.41759953

>>41759935
!UAE pharoh, cyberpunk pharoah, retro pharoah
cow pharaoh

>> No.41759954

>>41759704
smothering tithe, ahaha

>> No.41759962

>>41759935
Military uniform pharaoh/ Satsuki Pharaoh

>> No.41759971

>>41759935
Nerd Pharaoh who uses her immense wealth on nerdy things like cards and miniatures/figurines
Are you a bad enough dude to defeat the Nerd Pharaoh in Kemet?

>> No.41759980

>>41759953
>!UAE pharoh
Ah yes, the United Desert Kingdoms, so many bored princesses these days

>> No.41759990

>>41759680
poor moo-moo, some abusive bastard cut down her horns
good thing she found a wholesome new home

>> No.41760002

>>41759971
The Yu Gi Oh pharaoh

>> No.41760006
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>>41759954
Charon pls

>> No.41760012

>>41759935
'nubis kingdom that spends it's oil wealth on increasingly tacky vanity projects

>> No.41760014

>>41759790
>>41759762
>rare cow breed
You know what that means. Get to work.

>> No.41760022
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>>41759935
Far north Pharaoh

>> No.41760039

>>41760022
poor snake

>> No.41760054

>>41760039
Think about the poor pharaoh, she's undead

>> No.41760059

>>41760014
Finding more of her single family?

>> No.41760076

>>41759980
>get dragged on desert princesses yachting holiday
can (You) hold her off for two months anons?

>> No.41760079

>>41759990
>Day 20: Sensei still seems to think I am a bovine.

>> No.41760100

>>41759935
msgk pharaoh

>> No.41760117

>>41760079
Is he wrong tho, with tits that huge and filled with milk she must ve some strange bovine of some sort
a bovine of deez nuts

>> No.41760135

>>41760059
Making more family!

>> No.41760218
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Speaking of breeds. Probably lots of different succs out there. Probably some spooky ancient pre-demon lord breeds as well

>> No.41760247

>>41760218
isnt basically every monster girl just a breed of a succ basically?

>> No.41760276
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>>41760218
>pre-demon lord succs
Wouldn't they be...bad people?

>> No.41760297

>>41760247
Yes. The part reasoning of the setting is a Succubus Demon Lord Imparting succ Essence into every monster. They are all essentially Half succ although the changes from it vary wildly. Mainly it allows MGs to live off of Hubby cum.

>> No.41760307

>>41760276
No. They just might be a little bit intimidating. Making you really feel like prey at times. They are just old-fashioned really.

>> No.41760316

>>41759707
Kiki's certificated use of propaganda and cock training sessions will put master on the right path.

>> No.41760319

>>41760218
id look for the tall chubby succ breed

>> No.41760351

>>41760218
i wonder what is the opposite of a cow succ?

>> No.41760359

>>41759980
What do bored pharaoh and apophis princesses get up to now they can't fight among themselves?

>> No.41760369

>>41760359
watch and bet on monster vs man fights in an arena

>> No.41760390

>>41760359
>play video games together
>bitch about how uptight their moms are
>go on vacations to foreign lands
>sexually harass the servant boys

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>> No.41760401

>>41760395
akagi you look like a fucking beaver

>> No.41760415

>>41760359
gang up on you anon, one pumps you full of venom and the other will god voice you into a numb daze

>> No.41760421

>>41760316
She is a demon army veteran after all.

>> No.41760453

man im going through milk withdrawl, i need someineedsomeineedsomeineedsomeineedsomeineedsome

>> No.41760457
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>>41760421
She'd still lose to shog

>> No.41760469

>>41760457
Not so sure about that
I would definitely lose to both shog and kiki though

>> No.41760485
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>>41760401
>akagi
Wrong chinkfox.

>> No.41760486
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>>41760469
Well of course you would. You are a maidslut.

>> No.41760495

>>41760276
>1000+ year old Hag Dragon
>late at night at the Hag-on Bar
>one too many buckets of Cosmo
>"Y'know, Bar-boy, back in my day, I'd have ground your bones into the dust... how about I try grinding your pelvis into that pooltable..?"
>Advice from tge Mamager: Don't bother trying to close the register, just RUN!
>...them running just gets her more excited.

>> No.41760508
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>>41760486
>maidslut
Yep. It can't be helped.

>> No.41760512
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>> No.41760525

>>41760495
>Hag dragon on the floor drooling fucked silly, and lactating while Anon is panting but still conscious and is drinking her milk
>Ms. Dragon forgot how shit her stamina is now

>> No.41760563

>>41760512
Why is the maid angry? should I give her more PTO and better hours?

>> No.41760565

>>41759935
The Mistress and her super mutants.

>> No.41760572

>>41760512
It's so cool that monsters come with handholds these days

>> No.41760584

>>41760563
need to give her a hug

>> No.41760599

>>41760563
Stern maids are cute

>> No.41760604

>>41760584
I wouldn't dream of laying a finger on the staff

>> No.41760622

>>41760599
and are fun to mess with and get scolded by gently

>> No.41760654
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I wanna sniff danuki breath!!

>> No.41760657

>>41760622
Very gropeable

>> No.41760678

>>41760469
>Sink into Shog as the kiki rides you, the shog spending her time massaging the rest of your body and encouraging you to just relax an focous on how good it feels.
>Kiki's and Shog's trademark double paizuri special, making sure you feel the warmflesh of the kikimora and the cooler slime of the shoggoth at the same time.

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>> No.41760740

>>41760724
>have slime wife
>every day you come home she's transformed into a slime version of a different monstergirl
>yesterday she was a slimecat
>today she's a slimefox
>tomorrow she'll be...
>wait for it
>a 'slamia'

>> No.41760747

>>41760657
>very stern old slav kik is scolding you but her face and her body langauge says to keep going
>>41760740
time to slam jam

>> No.41760760

>>41760740
will she do a "Slilim"?

>> No.41760769

>>41760760
>does druella but slim
>show pic to druella and call her fat

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>>41760769
expect dark matter mail bomb soon

>> No.41760791

>>41760783
fucking worth it, lmao

>> No.41760881

Lilim breath = Not sniffable

>> No.41760891
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aside from that
i found this maid

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>> No.41760939

>>41760678
The kiki-shog combo is simply too strong.

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>>41760891

>> No.41760955

>>41760946
neither and i go fuck the lazy gate keeping dragon

>> No.41760957

>>41760881
You'll have to imagine the smell.

>> No.41760976

>>41760957
Oh sorry, I'm saying that lilim breath is not worth sniffing.

>> No.41760987

>>41760976
sour grapes

>> No.41761002

>>41760916
Little dead girls

>> No.41761004
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dont wannt hear about that breath sniffing stuff
So i am gonna post about jiangshi

>> No.41761015

>>41760987
I just tells it like it is.

Lilims, alps, siths, mushrooms, and elves aren't worth sniffing the breaths of. Every other girl is fair game

>> No.41761024
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41761024

Have a hydra girl

>> No.41761026

>>41760724
A fox that became curious about what it's like to be a slime, or a slime that found out about your mofu obsession?

>> No.41761043

>>41761024
cool but what about her weakness to fi-oh, Its the flames of passion that stop her rampage

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>>41759680

>> No.41761083

>>41761024
she cute but i couldn't really see myself living with one
imagine getting her a present, you'd have to get one for everybody. does she have different birthdays for each head?

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>>41761002

>> No.41761091

>>41761083
i imagine so but i wonder what would be the dynamic between the heads, sisters or mother and daughters or something?

>> No.41761103

>>41761091
Sisters seems more plausible

>> No.41761107

>>41761053
It's too cold to swim now
>>41761084
Big dead girl

>> No.41761119

>>41761103
also now im thinking about how many names would you need to remember as well does each body give birth to its own child or do they lead to main central body's womb

>> No.41761132

>>41761119
Probably just one womb between them

>> No.41761133

i hope you get raped by a cat

>> No.41761167

>>41761133
Thanks, but I hope I get eaten by sandworm

>> No.41761173
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commercials have gotten weird since monstergirls took over

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>> No.41761178

>>41761107
>Big dead girl
Little dead girl with big bottom

>> No.41761190

>>41761173
I'm starting to think there's an international cow cabal pushing strange milk upon the unsuspecting masses. No I won't take my shogpills.

>> No.41761191

>>41761176
That anubis breath = extremely sniffable

>> No.41761195

>>41761176
! !

>> No.41761196

>>41761176
! !

>> No.41761208

>>41761173
>tfw ywn see so many milk ads as well see so many bare and milky tits on tv
>>41761176
When an anubis !’s are upside down, they are hispanic

>> No.41761237

I like my anubi graped.

Girls that sexy and lewd shouldn't be working and scheduling all day. No, they should spend their entire like making love and babies

>> No.41761246

>>41761191
fuck off with your shitty forced meme

>> No.41761273
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I like lilims. Lilims are cool. And yes I would still say that even if I didn't get paid to say it.

>> No.41761274

>>41761246
You don't want to sniff your waifu's breath?

>> No.41761288

>>41761273
Mari is the only lilim worth a damn

>> No.41761289

>>41761273
she's alright but if you got a lilim and a greenworm in the same room i think i know who's getting all the attention

>> No.41761297

>>41761288
Druella is queen

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>>41761289

>> No.41761309

>>41761273
Lilims are SHIT!

>> No.41761317

>>41761297
Average at best

>> No.41761320

>>41761304
whoa, ms greenworm! i hope she'll sign my lettuce

>> No.41761362
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41761362

Fuck Tang

>> No.41761408

So are the breath posts one guy? Or did some story or something inspire the same kinda fetish in multiple people?

>> No.41761417

>>41761408
Just some dipshit trying to force a meme or ritual posting.

>> No.41761464

>>41761190
>sell monster cow milk
>men get addicted to it
>have government puppets ban sale of milk
>only way to get it is to have a cow wife
>cow marriage rate skyrockets
>baby cows everywhere
>years pass
>young cows have so much milk but no husband to drink it
>mass protests to make milk sale legal again
>milk back on public market
>the cycle starts all over again
The Cowbal have the world wrapped in their plump milky breasts.

>> No.41761476

>>41761408
it was one guy
now it's probably one guy and a troll pretending to be that one guy trying to make everyone else angry
just ignore them both

>> No.41761487

>>41761464
>prohibition but with milk
time to open a speakeasy

>> No.41761523

>>41761487
Don't you mean, 'leakeasy'?

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>>41761190
>No I won't take my shogpills.
I would.

>> No.41761553

>>41761523
>lots of fancy cows in dresses that make it very easy to access the tits

>> No.41761588
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huggy, fuccy, succy

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>> No.41761636

>>41761525
Same, all I need is her

>> No.41761644
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>Be 12
>Play hide and seek with hebi neighbor once
>We must now get betrothed

>> No.41761647

>>41761634
i'm a big fan of 'seabishop outta nowhere" scenarios in heavily landlocked areas

>> No.41761649
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>>41761464
They're also turning other monstergirls into cows! Soon there will be no difference, you'll just have overpowered white hair cow, blue contract cow, or greedy racoon cow. When will the madness stop?

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>>41761634
Be wary or helping animals who seem to be in “trouble”

>> No.41761699

are mgs a mind virus?

>> No.41761705

how do mgs deal with there being not enough men to go around?

>> No.41761711
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>> No.41761715

>>41761705
Harems

>> No.41761741
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>>41761711
nice byurd

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You wouldn't marry a rich desert hag just because she buys you videogames, right anons? You have higher standards than that

>> No.41761772

>>41761754
I do, I would at least need that new graphics card that came out too.

>> No.41761774

>no dark knight to seduce you by reciting romantic poetry

>> No.41761798

>>41761754
No the rich desert hag I'm going to also plays videogames
at least that's what she told me
she said we were going to play games tonight in her room but I don't see a PC or console anywhere...

>> No.41761799

>>41761774
Get with the time grandma! Girls nowadays confess their love with three and a half hour long psychadelic drone metal albums dedicated to their crush

>> No.41761802

>>41761754
Depends on the videogames. If she's into zoomer shooters then that's a hard no.

>> No.41761811

>>41761754
Look, if a dragon offered to buy me video games just so I'll pretend to be her BF so her parents will get of her back, I'm fine with it.
And now I just got the idea of a dragon paying anon to be her BF, thinking he just does it for the things and anon thinking he doesn't deserve someone as good as her and thinks she just keeps him around because of some practical reason.
This is how you get a SWAT team of cupids sent to you

>> No.41761812

>>41761798
>There's no pc or console but you'll still be playing with my box
>t. perverse pharaoh

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>>41761799
she looks like a Rhapsody of fire kind of girl

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>>41761811
it's a common scheme in dragonia to raise their status. when a dragon sees her rival flaunting a boyfriend in public they get that competitive urge and hire a pretend boyfriend.
of course, both were pretend boyfriends all along

>> No.41761850

>>41761832
I never noticed that the eye decals on her armour and shield are looking at (you) the viewer. I like it when KC has little details like that

>> No.41761867

>>41761850
>tell your kneecaps my eyes are up here
wonder how much autonomy they get over that stuff

>> No.41761878

>>41761843
>"She payed my with a GeForce RTX 4090, what about you?"
>"Aw, really? She only got me Radeon RX 6800. Still, she lets me do anal as well, so I guess it's still fair."

>> No.41761881

>>41761588
she looks trustworthy

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It's snowing and I have a sore throat and fever, I need Yeti love

>> No.41761897

>>41761811
Remember, Eros girls will scream "JUST FUCK ALREADY" at the top of their lungs as a final warning to idiots.
>>41761850
The eyes in every profile are looking at (you). I enjoy the little details but its a little creepy when you imagine all of her eyes tracking you. I guess it makes it easier to tell when a girl is checking you out.

>> No.41761903

>>41761843
I wanna be a dragons payed boyfriend but I already got impostor syndrome and I think something like that would end up making me have a mental breakdown.

>> No.41761943

Cait sith will buy you things.
She was born with a silver spoon in her snout.

>> No.41761949

>>41761832
I wouldn't mind a cold and aloof monster knight who's secretly into cheesy power metal

>> No.41761976

>>41761867
>Armour is doused in their mana
>Therefore it reacts to her love for anon
>This may cause her embarrassment and also creep anon out unintentionally
I love when monsters have some obvious involuntary tell that shows their affection. Like a dog girls tail wagging or a medusa's hair snakes nuzzling her husband's hands

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Gazer is cheating! If I'm even a little cold or tired, I end up snuggling with her tail.

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>>41761754
I am going to marry the rich desert goddess though.

>> No.41762031
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>>41761949

How about cheesy power *ballads*?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyF8RHM1OCg

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>anon needs some quick cash
>word gets out he's offering compensated dating
>his classmates pool some money together
maybe we can go to the botanical gardens

>> No.41762066

>>41762031
For me? It's Symptom of the Universe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhZ4t7pRyjE
Thanks, Brutal Legend

>> No.41762093
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41762093

If I get too passive, she gets bored and forces my hand.
If I get too headstrong, she gets aggressive and crushes my spirit.
If I consciously try to moderate myself, she breaks to one side or the other to see how I adapt.

The only winning move is to tire ourselves out and then either hit the town, or stream a marathon of some show or another.

>> No.41762208

the jiangshi in question that i was talking about last thread and its bigger than what the thread might like but if you like to see heres a link to the wip pic of her design
https://i.imgur.com/5CYLckd.jpg

>> No.41762209
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I am so glad that this bun is so popular, means we are sure to get more muscly monstergirls in popular anime.

>> No.41762218

>>41762208
>bigger than the thread might like
But I see this kind of girl every day at my local wal mart

>> No.41762227

>>41761754
yes
she's gotta buy me a gaming rig for the videogames for me to marry her, my old PC lags hard when i play Teardown.

>> No.41762231

>>41762218
hence the warning i gave, if you like to see it, open the link, if not ignore and move on

>> No.41762247

Also, heres a more thread appropriately sized kobeni banshee i made the other day
https://i.imgur.com/C7YajRY.jpg

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>>41761634
Curse of altruism.

>> No.41762255

>>41762247
Why the absurd resolution?

>> No.41762260

>>41762247
The width of that ass and thigh is awful man, come on.

>> No.41762269

>>41762248
it's hard to be nice to monsters without giving them the wrong idea

>> No.41762270

>>41762208
What the fuck
Fucking why

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>>41762255
it was around the size of the ref, and i was using it heavily when drafting and making sure everything looked right
>>41762260
yeah i kinda gave up on it, after taking so many damn tries to get it right as well having to do almost 5 hours of work over again, here was a wip
>>41762270
Anon, didnt you read what i said? before>>41762231

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>> No.41762308

>>41762208
She looks like one of the boomers from Left 4 Dead.

>> No.41762332

>>41762297
>western art

>> No.41762337
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>>41762269
Bunnies get sick if they're alone. Don't leave the moon bunnies.

>> No.41762340

>>41762269
>Say thank you
>Marriage
>Accept a gift
>Marriage
>Eat their cooking
>Marriage
>Say sorry
>Marraige
The game is rigged.

>> No.41762342

>>41762208
she's really cute. love to see a girl with some meat on her bones. watching her hop around must be a very titillating sight.

>> No.41762349
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>>41762288
I don't know shit about drawing but

>> No.41762350
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41762350

Marry and impregnate elves.

>> No.41762363

>>41762340
monstergirls are too affectionate and loving

it would send my system into shock

>> No.41762370

>>41762363
They just want a refill of the magic tanks

>> No.41762372

>>41762247
i like the pear shape you gave her. thick thighs save lives. i'd like to see this colored. good job.

>> No.41762373

>>41762308
K, so when I get to draw later, I trim her down a ton so I don't get people angry over here and I'll just that post that one here, it's not too much work at all t b h since I already have that ref already. Just make a copy of that clip and keep some common elements like bottom heavy and tits but not to absurd degree
>>41762349
Gotta do more sitting studies, thanks for the help
>>41762342
Thanks, but as seen above I will trim her down but thar version will be on elsewhere

>> No.41762385

>>41762370
oh okay that makes more sense

>> No.41762392

How do I deal with the constant paranoia that I'm not good enough for my monster girl wife and that she will leave me if she ever gets bored of me?

>> No.41762399

>want to draw
>Can't figure out how perspective works
Lol

>> No.41762406

>>41762392
couple rounds of mindbreak usually does the trick

>> No.41762412

>>41762363
I know for a fact I would instantly lose to the first girl that uses affection on me. A hug would probably defeat me. This is unfair, how is my low self esteem supposed to overcome this?
>>41762392
Your wife will aggressively love you until you understand your paranoia is wrong. There is no escape from love.

>> No.41762417

>>41762372
it is for the most part, banshees have grey skin after all
>>41762399
drawabox, helps alot

>> No.41762427

>>41762373
any place where i can see your bigger works? it's always a treat when you post here. draw what you like not what other people want.

>> No.41762430

>>41762406
>Anon gets a Lilim wife
>They love each other so she doesn't really need to mindbreak him
>Anon confesses how he feels like he's not good enough for her and is afraid of her leaving him
>By the seventh mindbreak that afternoon she finally made him understand why he doesn't need to worry about that

>> No.41762432

>>41762417
I think I did drawbox years ago. Might be worth a revisit.
>>41762392
Monster girls get addicted to the semen of their husband, which is usually the only semen they ever taste. They basically go around becoming addicts, it's funny

>> No.41762436
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>>41762392
You don't. It will eat at you always.

>> No.41762444

>>41762432
I could just imagine some really prideful dragon or powerful demon getting super desperate because anon is going out of town.
Just him coming home to her begging him to fuck her and how she will do anything to get a piece of that D

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>>41762444
should've stocked up on sticky mushrooms

>> No.41762481

How can a beautiful, powerful, etc. monster girl prove to the target of her affection that she's not trying to trick him for some nefarious purpose, really does love him, and that he's not undeserving of her?
Hard mode: without rape

>> No.41762513

>Anon getting accepted to the Transdimensional School of Hagwarts

>> No.41762559

>>41762513
"Why the fuck is so goddamn old here?"

>> No.41762571

>>41762513
another forced meme

>> No.41762593
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>>41762559
Some of our students are a little on the slow side, you see.

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>>41759680

>> No.41762600

>>41762481

I've thought about this some for a story I tried to write.

You kind of have 2 options:

> Consistent, Truthful Devotion
This'll take a LONG time, but you can generally convince someone you're being honest if you're able to finagle being part of their life and obviously "safe" for long enough. Could take months. Could take years.
Downsides--you might completely fail out here for a while unless / until you can get into your target's circle of trust (friends, family, etc.)

> True Lies.
So your target doesn't believe you can legitimately love him. Fine. What CAN you get him to believe about your motivations? Maybe you're capricious and cruel, and are toying with him for now until you get bored. Whatever. It literally doesn't matter. Just feed him a slow drip of "Well, I guess I just didn't feel like causing drama, so I showed up for Christmas with your family." It's like a pseudo Tsundere kind of thing. Eventually you'll be able to get your target used to the idea of you actually liking you, even if he thinks it's just because you gave up on yourself. Life is LONG, and if it takes him 20 years to realize what was really happening, you've got hundreds of years left to make up for it.

>> No.41762611

>>41762436
why is she called "koakuma" aka "little devil" when she's so big?

>> No.41762621
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41762621

>>41762436

>> No.41762632

>>41762031
>finally found some batteries

>> No.41762655

>>41762337
Is getting a bunch of bunny servants like these a good idea?

>> No.41762662

>>41762655
yeah

>> No.41762685

>>41762427
my twitter wurmbro and there is my pixiv in the bio

>> No.41762696

>>41762392
She eventually will.

>> No.41762702

>>41762621
the OL is a fearsome predator

>> No.41762707
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41762707

>>41762611
Who knows.

>> No.41762729

>>41762707
The type of summonable demonic servant who could turn you into her eternal cumpump slave with little effort. But she is a professional so she won't do that.

>> No.41762730
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41762730

I hope there are shirohebi sohei/warrior nuns.

>> No.41762741

>>41762662
I am a bit worried they would be scheming all the time. The moon rabbit ones seems a bit more disciplined though.

>> No.41762776

>>41762031
Shirohebi is revoking monogamy licenses? for what purpose?

>> No.41762828
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>> No.41762862
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41762862

Koa is cute.

>> No.41762867

>>41762776

Ms. Hebi has decided she is joining a harem whether Anon wants it or not.

All according to keikaku.

>> No.41762869

which monster can rock an afro that covers her eyes like the secretary of the mayor from the powerpuff girls

>> No.41762876
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>>41762869
I'm feeling... a brown skinned weresheep.

>> No.41762896

>>41762876
yeah i think weresheep would have those afros, and i think shes partially the reason why i like girls that are way taller than me

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41762951

>>41759680
oh no, the fearsome is hunting for a husband

>> No.41762962

>>41762951
>hebi

>> No.41762998

>>41762951
it takes a very long heart to love a hebi this long

>> No.41763009

>>41762998
>dad joke
how to arouse monsters, especially cheshires

>> No.41763085

>>41762392
They will most likely abandoned people like us. We're rotten deep down and that's why we are here.

>> No.41763102

>>41762392
>He thinks he can get a monster wife is he's not chad
lol

>> No.41763137

>>41763009
>ask your friend in the bar if he's fast
>when he confirmes tell him to run to the bar and grab you all a pint of bear
>feel someone staring at you
>turn over your shoulder and see a cheshire over at the next table heart pupiling you
>>41763102
every single Anon who is in this thread and likes MGE is a gigachad

>> No.41763157 [SPOILER] 
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Wurmbro here, slimmed jiangshi sketch wip

>> No.41763176

>>41762951
Longsnek is long

>> No.41763183

>>41763157
those details on the eyes and around them make her look old
I found out myself that when it comes to face - less is more if you want to make someone look young and pretty

>> No.41763191

How do I resist the Pharaoh's god voice?

>> No.41763193

>>41762730
That sounds pretty cool.
imagine the stamina

>> No.41763198

>>41763183
which is what im going for, An older Jiangshi that got stuck squatting

>> No.41763203

>>41763157
dem thighs

>> No.41763212

>>41763203
they are not going to be so muscular but they will be that big, jiangshis do jump alot after all

>> No.41763244

>>41763198
still I'd go for less lines on the eyelids and more in the corner of the eyes
your faces got better, they used to be kinda small compared to the face, now it's a lot better. I think you're well on your way to find your own style already.

>> No.41763245

>>41763137
I'm really more of a ligma male.

>> No.41763268

Remember that monster girls only go after high value men.
You should also remember that monster girls define high value men by the metrics "is single" and "will not become an alp".

>> No.41763281

>>41763244
thanks for the compliment, i have to pratice doing crows feet more

>> No.41763307
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>>41759680
>ynw be spoiled by fox hags

>> No.41763346
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>> No.41763351
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>> No.41763357

>>41763346
>glowfox
I prefer to not have my soul sucked out through my dick, thank you very much

>> No.41763366

>>41763357
hit her with your car

>> No.41763429
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41763429

This is your fitness instructor for today.

>> No.41763449

>>41763429
looks like AI art shit

>> No.41763452

>>41763429
sorry dont date plastic or trust it either

>> No.41763459

>>41763449
it is, look at the hands

>> No.41763461

>>41763245
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

>> No.41763481

>>41763461
that doesnt even make sense, let alone go together, anon

>> No.41763492

>>41763461
Ligma balls

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>>41763481
You need to keep up Anon

>> No.41763500

>>41763492
Chesires these days.

>> No.41763513

>>41763491
nah, someone needs to know how to flow jokes together, a better question would have been, whats a male?

>> No.41763516

What things does the Jiangshis like? There is this cute Jiangshi girl and I want to give her something special but I don't know what

>> No.41763530

>>41763516
martial art movies, rice, cute tailsmans, china dresses, rabbit milk and metal claws

>> No.41763547

>>41763530
Thank you very much
Wait did you say metal claws?

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>>41763492
AOAAAUGUHGGHGGHGHHH

>> No.41763556
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>>41759680
>You slidey, slithery snake! Slide along past me!...You have lots of clowns to charm you; I'm glad I'm not walking with you! (moans loudly) You are too long! Too long—yes—for me!

>> No.41763581
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>>41763548

>> No.41763582
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>>41763547
metal claws cause one of their biggest role models is Hsien-ko

>> No.41763585

>>41763581
>Unlike A mosquito, I don't stop sucking when slapped

>> No.41763589

>>41762340
>Throw cinder block at wurm
>Married
Being mean to monsters doesn't work either.

>> No.41763606

>>41763589
>Throwing rocks at a girl that will most certainly appreciate your gift of rocks
This is a skill issue, Anon.

>> No.41763609

>>41763582
I hope I can get her hopping on me like that...I-I-I- mean thanks for the info!

>> No.41763637
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>> No.41763645
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>>41763606
>>41763589
>imagine tossing a manmade rock towards a rock obsessed dragon
>expecting not getting bombarded with questions about how said rock was made
>>41763609
jiangshis tend to be meaty

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>>41763585

>> No.41763663

>>41763645
>jiangshis tend to be meaty
Cute, meaty jiangshis? This gets better more and more

>> No.41763666

>>41763645
Gonna grope that body

>>41763652
>Local vampire thinks she's being clever
>Ends up embaressing herself with a lewd joke.

>> No.41763667 [DELETED] 

>>41763663
I know right? Jiangshis are the best undead, they even have the cutest accents as well

>> No.41763686

>>41763666
meaty monsters need to be groped

>> No.41763695
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>> No.41763696
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41763696

last one from me

>> No.41763697

>>41763686
If it has a tum
Groping must be done

>> No.41763700

>>41763459
bleh. at first I was impressed with AI art, but now it's so noticeable and it all looks so samey once you've seen enough of them.
Worst of all pixiv is absolutely swamped with this trash and you need premium to block tags

>> No.41763701

>>41763667
Really? Tell me more about it.
I didn't talk to her yet, I was just amazed by the mysterious aura she give to me
I really want to know more about her

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...

>> No.41763720

>>41763697
agreed, also is best when sweaty
>>41763701
jiangshi milk is milkshakes

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>> No.41763739

>>41763720
>jiangshi milk is milkshakes
Kek.
I really hope I can get to taste one

>> No.41763750

I want to be prince carried by an aggressively romantic wight knight.

>> No.41763772

>>41763750
i wanna wrestle the wight knight right after she wins the duel

>> No.41763818
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41763818

I give up.
I can't win against the fox lolis.
https://litter.catbox.moe/2vbkrf.png

>> No.41763848

>>41763750
Same if she's also prone to kissing and more muscular than her peers.

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41763912

>>41763818
I lost to fox lolibabas last night, twice

>> No.41763922

Is it true that you get an automatic A+ for your sex ed class if you knock up your teacher?
That's what my bicorn friend keeps telling me anyhow.

>> No.41763978

>>41763191
Go to the ancient hermit Pharaoh and learn to use the voice. Then become the King of Kings.

>> No.41764004

>>41763191
Wear electronic ear protectors. I haven't tested it myself but I don't think it would work through digital playback.

>> No.41764026

>>41763191
just ignore it lmao, i did it. also mama said my head is empty

>> No.41764057

>portals open
>Be a short ugly dude but like mge
>Human women say you will never get a monster girl since they are in high demand and you should settle with them
>Actually land a lilim
>Subject to a seething article on how the lilim is dating down and could easily get a real man except for internalised misogyny
3d will have to monsterize or accept not being able to get any man. Nerds get lilim, wizards get baphomet, and chad is happy living out his harem fantasy with rats and devil bugs

>> No.41764071

>>41763912
Stupid sexy foxes

>> No.41764075

>>41763710
Who died ?

>> No.41764085

>>41764075
>Here lies Grizzly's hopes and dreams

>> No.41764101

>>41764075
She try the spooky monster thing and her fate's husband fall from a cliff while trying to escape from her.

>> No.41764107

>>41764101
>Anon pops out the ground but as an undead incubus due to eros and hel meddling

>> No.41764119

>>41764107
Or not, sometimes harsh things have to happen. In next life cycle she will find him. Be this a lesson for other.

>> No.41764126

>>41764119
honest might be rather quick, since she might take herself out as well but enough of the edgy sad things, it fucking sucks

>> No.41764139

>>41764126
If she does a backflip, a lich can revive both of them in a few centuries.

>> No.41764147

>>41764139
or they can meet up in the afterlife as well, living happily till they both get reincarnted and live for real

>> No.41764170

>>41764057
Realistically, most 3D except the most deranged ones would quickly opt to get monsterpilled. Real people rarely give a shit about muh humanity and just want their problems gone.

>> No.41764171
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>> No.41764174

>>41763700
nah, it's free to filter AI. go in your profile settings. one bit of kindness, at least.

>> No.41764188

>>41764107
I hope his wife knows she has to cuddle a lot of warmth into his new undead body. Given that he has newly risen.

>> No.41764193

>>41764174
Thank fuck.

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>> No.41764201

>>41764174
Cool, thanks for the heads up. Browsing the fox_girl tag became a nightmare with AI garbage dominating everything. Its novelty really wears off FAST

>> No.41764209
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>tfw you've performed no less than five resurrections in a week for extraordinarily contrived deaths

>> No.41764213

>>41764201
AI can only do fox girls. Just stick to girls the AI cannot do like horrific insects and siths and you'll be fine.

>> No.41764217

>>41764213
>siths
>he doesn't know

>> No.41764224

>>41764209
"I didn't know you could do that"
>"I could write a book about what you don't know"

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41764233

>>41764171
Comfy. I want to explore ancient underground ruins or even the underdark with a party of mamono.

>> No.41764239

>>41764217
I'm not sure if I want to know.

>> No.41764244

>>41764233
Unless it's one of those subterranean mushroom forest kinda things, total underground sounds rather uncomfy.

>> No.41764248

>>41764244
but mushrooms are the big scary

>> No.41764251

>>41764213
>siths
No thank you, I'll leave this to /trash/ abhumans

>> No.41764259

>>41764244
>Unless it's one of those subterranean mushroom forest kinda things, total underground sounds rather uncomfy.
Gotta take it slow I suppose. Having an dark elf in your party would probably help as well. Or a Wurm.

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>>41764248
Hogwash.

>>41764239
tldr some furries made their own package for stable diffusion

>> No.41764291

>>41764265
make no mistake that ms hatter is scary too, it's just that she's more alluring than scary

>> No.41764305

>>41764291
Trust me in this one, she is just a cheapskate.
Nothing to worry about it

>> No.41764326
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This is a mofu audit.
Post a fox or else you will be sent to the fluff mines.

>> No.41764328
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>>41764326

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>>41764326
i can't go back there, dude. you know what they do to people like me?

>> No.41764341

>>41764197
Is this a nun? Why is she stuck in such a contraption? It would be unfortunate if someone took advantage of her in that compromised position.

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>>41764326

>> No.41764354

>>41764197
stockades are some of my favorite bondage tools
especially hanging/elevated stocks like that

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>>41764326

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>>41764326
Sure thing.

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>>41764326

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>>41764326
BIG FLUFFY TAIL

>> No.41764395
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41764395

MGs approximating this sensation?

>> No.41764408

if a monster was called nibster what species would she be?

>> No.41764426

>>41764395
tv ad girl

>> No.41764432

>>41764326
55 plus

>> No.41764435

carbon nuetral mgs.

>> No.41764436

>>41764395
Don't post off-topic images here

>> No.41764444

>>41764436
That's a robutt.

>> No.41764446

>>41764444
And then?

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>>41764436

>> No.41764449

Man. imma need some engrish lines for the jiangshi to say when shes asking anon for help

>> No.41764450
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>>41764326

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>>41764435
core-chan is entirely nuclear powered

>> No.41764455

>>41764453
Demon core?

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>>41764455
chernobyl core

>> No.41764469

>>41764395
licentious 'underling' does seem to be a weirdly unfilled niche in MGE- at least, no monstergirl matching it immediately comes to my mind

>> No.41764471

>>41764461
Oh thst HBO shoe

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>>41764326

>> No.41764480

>>41764469
imps & familiars

>> No.41764484

>>41764444
>draw a human
>call it a robot
lame

>> No.41764490

>>41764477
the shading on this pic is so fucking weird

>> No.41764499

>>41764480
And I love it.
When it comes to familiars and imps, I'm out of luckies when they demand my cummies.

>> No.41764506

>>41764461
Cumrad Dyatlov!?

>> No.41764508

>>41764490
Probably AI

>> No.41764516

>>41764480
what if i don't want lolis

>> No.41764518
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>>41764446
And then you lewd the robots.

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>>41764516
blink twice if the hags are threatening you

>> No.41764533

>>41764516
Then you you go to tge re-education camp.

>> No.41764535

>>41764518
why do robots have big fat asses

>> No.41764536

>>41764516
p'orc

>> No.41764537
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>>41764508
>Any kind of mistake or oddity in a drawing means it's AI-generated
This 2022 sucks, I want a better one.

>> No.41764538

>>41764508
Is ai persona mon grata?

>> No.41764539

>>41764490
The shading is your issue? Not the chest on the woman at the bottom left?

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>>41764535
Lower center of gravity. 2B has wide hips for better balance too

>> No.41764545

>>41764477
My kind of harem; multiple big breasted girls and all from the same species.

>> No.41764547

>>41764538
Are you asking if people dislike janky, uncanny, anatomical nightmares?

>> No.41764553

>>41764547
my models don't do that

>> No.41764556

>>41764537
anon, just look at it and tell me breasts stack on each other perfectly without squishing into each other

>> No.41764562

>>41764553
They do, you just don't want to notice.

>> No.41764565

>>41764543
but y?

>> No.41764566
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>>41764547
She's trying her best. Drawing is hard.

>> No.41764572

>>41764565
lifting heavier stuff is helpful

>> No.41764577
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>>41764565
Combat

A lower center of gravity is harder to knock over. It's why canon 2B doesn't have big honkers but that's why we have Alternate_Breast_Size

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>>41764556
It wasn't that long ago that you could acknowledge that some people are just bad at drawing.

>> No.41764612

>>41764596
What happened with cheshire?

>> No.41764625

>>41764566
automatons should let the organics do it, they only are smart enough to copy and paste then mash
>>41764572
>>41764577
So thats y the big venus model robutts have such wide hips and stuff?
>>41764596
Anon, then the rest of the picture would be shit too be honest, its as if the "artist" forgot about how the body works but was intermediate in everything else, and we still do, my jiangshi was critiqued and i changed it and still got some critque about it.

>> No.41764653

>>41764625
I did some digging with SauceNAO and the artist's Pixiv gallery goes back to January 2021, well before AI art went mainstream.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/15854207

>> No.41764657
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>Join chess tournament in MGC
>For some reason all the competitors are either scrawny human nerds or brawny monsters
>My first opponent is an ogre that looks like she lives in the gym
>Start the match and easily win due to her not knowing how to play properly
>The moment the words check mate leave my mouth the dark priest referee declares us man and wife
>Opponent flips the table and immediately puts me in an amazon press
>The event staff laugh and continue streaming every embarrassing moment of it
I just wanted to play chess

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>>41764516
i hear demons are agreeable

>> No.41764669

>>41764653
>mainstream
Diffusion did exist back then
GANs fir sure existed then

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>> No.41764702

i wonder how could seduce old lucy if she existed in MGE and followed its rules. and by lucy i mean lucifer

>> No.41764712

>>41764657
that sounds awful

why is everyone always some public humiliation fetish thats gross

>> No.41764737

>>41764712
you mean
>Why is everyone always into public humiliation
dunno, its a fun fantasy but ok at that, just something erotic to think about not do, imo

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>> No.41764764

i want her to kill me so badddd

>> No.41764773

>>41764657
>salamander shows up because she heard there's a competition
she did surprisingly well at the bake-off

>> No.41764779

you got a lim but shes your favorite monster mixed with lim, how is she, how much more broken is she now, and is she still a dork?

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>>41764779
Definitely a dork, but a lovable one.

>> No.41764807

>>41764800
she'd become a mega dork

>> No.41764808

>>41764779
>dorlim
imagine the dorky sleep talk

>> No.41764811

>>41764800
>the lilim of consent
oh no

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>>41764779
It's a toss-up between these two so yes a giant dork obsessed with contracts or obsessed with raising heroes

>> No.41764823

>>41764453
I seek the core of the Shog-planet

>> No.41764835

>>41764822
>demon lim
i bet just entering her country will make you sign a literal fuck ton of contracts, many of which will end upleading you getting marries to one of the many single minsters and duchesses of her kingdom

>> No.41764850

>>41764779
>Jiangshilim
would have the cutest engrish accent

>> No.41764862

>>41764779
REALLY inari
scary instead of dorky

>> No.41764864

>Automaton sees your gunpla collection
>Next day she looks strangely similar to that one kitbash you made

>> No.41764869

>>41764862
foxes are dorks as well, just chunni dorks
>>41764864
Dont let your automaton anywhere near your computer or your "homework" files

>> No.41764873

>>41764807
Mega lovable.
>>41764811
That's one of the things I like about her, the power difference between us is enormous, yet she's very considerate and asks instead of being forceful. Or she could be the Lilim of mating season. Hot, but I'd prefer the consent dork for the relationship.

>> No.41764876

>>41764461
>She's a 3.6/5, not great, not terrible

>> No.41764879

>>41764850
My pelvis is shivering of just thinking in her hopping on me...

>> No.41764884

Do you want a happy ending at the Mist Continent massage parlor?

>> No.41764894 [SPOILER] 
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Fatalis is just a superior form of the Cursed Sword, when you think about it.

>Armor and weapons constantly regenerate, necessitating constant resharpening/pruning to keep it from overtaking the wearer
>Has a dope-ass theme song
>Is the literal devil
>Likes to be scratched behind her horns
>You'll never need to buy a grill again

>> No.41764895

>>41764884
do i get a discount?

>> No.41764899

>>41764879
She'd most likely be as stiff as staute due to how cold and lonely she'd be when you first meet her. You will need to heat her up first and make sure shes loose and limber to even hop a bit
>>41764884
Yes i would love that but how would i tell that to the nice old kakuen i want that tho?

>> No.41764913

Cuddling with dormice

>> No.41764920

>>41764895
What would you get a discount for? you're not part of the extremist army, not a 9 dodecallion year old shoggoth senior citizen, nor a child.

>> No.41764924

>>41764899
>She'd most likely be as stiff as staute due to how cold and lonely she'd be when you first meet her. You will need to heat her up first and make sure shes loose and limber to even hop a bit
That's it. I'm eating the sadness out of her

>> No.41764931

>>41764899
>Yes i would love that but how would i tell that to the nice old kakuen i want that tho?
"excuse me ma'am but does your services offer the joyous conclusion?"

>> No.41764932

>>41764920
>nor a child.
>Bogeys and Bogies are appalled they're charging "little boys" full price

>> No.41764935

>>41764920
the bargaining begins if she wants it more than i do

>> No.41764943

>>41764931
I said this but then she said this and gave me a somewhat pouty face Nǐ bù huì xiǎng yào xiàng wǒ zhèyàng de lǎo tàitài...... and i dont know why but my wiener is now at full mast

>> No.41764945

Kissing the dormice

>> No.41764952

>>41764894
...you know what, at least it's somewhat close to MGE.

>> No.41764959

If a monster gave me a fetch quest I'd refuse no matter how good the reward was. Especially if I had to go meet all her friends for some elaborate "test" so she'd know I was committed to her or something.

>> No.41764963

>>41764959
Yeah, I'm not going on Bapho-chan's fetch quest to win her over. I'm taking her right then and there

>> No.41764971

>>41764959
I’d be the type to either already have the item or just literally run over and pick it up

>> No.41764972

>>41764959
ms manticores been wanting to show me something cool in the pvp zone

>> No.41764993

Stealing the dormice

>> No.41764995

What MonHun gals would fit right into MGE?

>> No.41765000

>>41764972
That sounds neat anon it reminds me of this amazon offering free armor trimming in the market

>> No.41765010

>>41764779
>Holstaur Lilim
Finally, Hathor is mine.

>> No.41765014

>>41764972
>Manticore with a hero fetish
>Decides to talk you into taking a peek at the pvp zone since you get a good xp bonus for entering the zone
>Says that all you got to do is run a little bit into the zone, trigger the discovery bonus and you'll both head right back to doing the normal quests.
>"Bravely" defends you from a Cheshire Rogue that tried to gank you, so high on adrenaline that you didn't even notice Ms Manti handing the devious rogue a bag of gold
>End up having a good laugh with them years later during one of your anniversaries after hitting max level and deciding to settle down.
>Still sometimes pretend to be a level 1 so your Manticore wife can "save" you from something you could beat with a flick of your wrist
know this wasn't written very well but I got the idea and wanted to get it into writing in case someone more talented wanted to do something better with this idea

>> No.41765015

>>41764894
Wait, so would her armor turn me into a dragon?

>> No.41765022

>>41764959
I’d counter with an offer to wrestle her, if she wins i marry her, if I win, she marries her

>> No.41765023

>>41764779
>sandworm lilim
I'm unsure how this would pan out

>> No.41765034

Pampering the dormice

>> No.41765036

>>41765034
Not too much, thats how they get chubby

>> No.41765037

>>41765015
...technically, it'd turn you into HER. Or another Fatalis, at least. The games are really weird about that, though the only consistent details are that:
>Fatalis weapons constantly regenerate, with one such piece (a greatsword that was forcibly embedded in a glacier) needing to be chipped away at with a pick to ensure that it won't regrow into a fully matured Fatalis
>People wearing the armor regularly vanish off the face of the planet

So, maybe? Or it'd just create another Fatalis on its own, feeding off of ambient mana to fuel its regeneration. Either way, more dergs than there were before.

>> No.41765039

>>41765010
Her realm is known as the holy land of milk

>> No.41765050

>>41765023
She isn't actually a sandworm, but she's traveling inside a truly colossal worm instead. Personality-wise, probably more laid-back, philosophical, has almost certainly read (and watched) the entirety of Dune.

>> No.41765067

>>41765036
Aren’t chubby dormice better?

>> No.41765081

>>41765036
but that makes her even cuddlier

>> No.41765084

>>41765050
Ehh that's just lame. I'll stick to regular sandworm

>> No.41765093

>>41765036
Of course I won't get her fat. I mean more like giving her the best pillows and blankets and brushing her hair

>> No.41765098

>>41765067
>>41765081
Yes, they get bigger chests, too.

>> No.41765105
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Always equip random gear you find in dungeons. Worst case you get some lewd curse that's easy to get rid of and at best you get a cool wife

>> No.41765106

>>41765067
>>41765081
They are better at many things but also heavier to carry.
Its the duality of mouse.

>>41765093
But then you will be drawn into that comfy aura.
A singularity of snug.

>> No.41765112

>>41764691
>the smug of a fox
>the versatility of a slime
>unharmed by all things physical
>overwhelming magic that puts a dark slime to shame
>creates both regular and slime kitsune-bis as they gain power
something has to be done about all these slime foxes before they take over.

>> No.41765117
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Dormice are better when petite

>> No.41765129

>>41765106
and? imagine not being able carry at most like 60kg

>> No.41765134

>>41765129
Some people don't lift and that may be trouble.
I'm not one of them but there are some that may struggle.

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>>41765129
How heavy would a regular dormouse be?

>> No.41765212

>>41765117
I respectfully disagree. Dormouse that's taller than me would be very comfy even without additional softness such as breasts.
>>41765129
>60kg
I was ~65kg last time I weighed myself and I'm not even tall, but I'm sure I'm taller than an average Dormouse. That would be a really chunky fucking mouse at normal height.

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>>41765212
Yes, but a smaller mouse doesn't take up that much space in bed and won't hog the pillows and blankets. Also, there's a stronger "wanna protect" factor with a smaller mouse

>> No.41765230

>>41765134
and? lift and eat more then and if gets to be 70 and you cant lift that, just lift and eat some more, dont forgot cardio as well as well farmer carries
>>41765207
i'd imagine the normal weight of a child as well as the height since they are mostly loli sized
>>41765212
thats why i said that weight

>> No.41765232

>>41765212
A tall dormouse kinda hurts their charm in my opinion. There's enough taller monsters as is.

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>>41765037
Need this

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>> No.41765253

which monsters that are usually taller than an average anon are the best to sleep on?

>> No.41765254

>>41765226
>Also, there's a stronger "wanna protect" factor with a smaller mouse
>>41765232
Fair points, guess they're not really for me.

>> No.41765258

>>41765253
hellhound, with your face buried in her chest fluff

>> No.41765260

>>41765258
a classic as old as time

>> No.41765267
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>>41764835
Demon lim stole your fingerprints off that thing you touched, and a retina scan off that webcam you looked at to make you sign up for a dating service. She also happens to be the only other person using the service. Good luck on your date.

>> No.41765273

>>41765253
>japanese tall womanlets
>taller than an average anon

>> No.41765276

>>41765258
Do white boys really? Absolutely shameful.

>> No.41765282

>>41765253
Jinkos, Minotaurs, Bogeys. I'd count Yeti, but it's not clear how big they are on average, I like to imagine them large.

>> No.41765287

>>41765273
Anon, i mean the ones that are like 6'6" and above
>>41765282
what about wocks and wurms

>> No.41765296
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>>41765226
you can also carry more of them around if they're smaller, very important

>> No.41765306

What's your wife's catchphrase?

>> No.41765318

>>41765287
>wocks
Pudginess and softness isn't that common among them, they're equal to regular dragons in that regard.
>wurms
Outclassed by Bunyips.

>> No.41765331

>>41765318
bunyips are not better than wurms and wocks do tend to be softer than dragons but not as soft as dragon zombies

>> No.41765355

>>41765267
I like the idea that a succubus mark can't be covered by clothing

Like she could be wearing a thick sweater and you could still see it

>> No.41765362

>>41765267
unlucky for her my eyes and my hands are fakes

>> No.41765368

>>41765306
>Who wants milk?
Anna Maria whenever she starts leaking which is often

>> No.41765381
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>"I hold The Sword of Khaine: The Widowmaker, The God Slayer! Forged with the essence of death, the hatred of all demons and the power of the Gods! She lusts for the death of gods and worlds alike! She has broken the other 99 swords of Khaine and has broken 99 other realities!!!"

>> No.41765384
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41765384

Werewurm

>> No.41765391

>>41765384
double dumb

>> No.41765399

>>41763157
I read that as wumbo

>> No.41765400
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>>41765391
and now retro werewurm

>> No.41765413

>>41765384
It was cute how two drawfags independently decided to take on that post.
>>41765399
He does like drawing wumbo girls.

>> No.41765418

>>41765399
>Wumbo
you can call me that as well
>>41765413
it was nice and I do like my girls meaty

>> No.41765421

Will a yeti's fluffiness be just enough to keep you warm in an apocalyptic Fimbulwinter?

>> No.41765435

>>41765421
No, but a Fenrir might.

>> No.41765444

>>41765435
But Fenrir-chan is seemingly busy focusing on some war. And worse, threatening to vore Odin.

>> No.41765460

>>41765421
>The great wolves expected to prey upon the men chilled by winter.
>Instead they found a new foe in the Yeti that had come to warm them.
>Also the occasional Yuki-onna who got rather...spirited whenever they drew near her cabin.

>> No.41765505
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>>41765355
i like seeing things through sweaters

>> No.41765552

>>41765505
Its a well known fact that strategic assistant monster girls wear short skirts and tight sweaters to ensure their male commanders remain in high spirits.

The tiny hat helps as well.

>> No.41765557

Good night Anons, take car and don't burn down the thread.

Instead.
The mantises have been upping their game.
Instead of simply hiding in trees and using natural cover they've upgraded to camo sweaters, hiding in fox holds, and even using the internet to track you.

>> No.41765560

>>41765557
You just described a Huli Jing, you fool.

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>>41765557
dont think they are bothering to hide at this point

>> No.41765579

>>41765571
those orchid manti are pretty neat

>> No.41765580

>>41765557
It would be absolutely terrible if I got out of my trench one night and accidentally fell into a foxhole full of sleeping mantises. Could you point out how to see them so I can avoid them haha

>> No.41765590

>>41765579
big pink eros assassin

>> No.41765595

>>41765253
Shog

>> No.41765602

>>41765253
Fenrir. There's only one, but she's large enough to use as a bed if you don't mind the cold.

Great for sleeping on in summer, though.

>> No.41765632

>>41765580
>Anon has been lost to the woods.

>>41765579
>Pink, chocolate skinned, kuudere waifus that follow you stealthily.
Top tier.

>> No.41765652

>>41765580
>fall into the mantis hole
>they all stare at you in shock
>loli mantis walks up and gives you a kiss, claiming you
>the rest start clapping at the successful hunt
such strange creatures

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>>41765632
Pink and brown?

>> No.41765661

fuck off

>> No.41765664

>>41765661
(You)

>> No.41765701
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well, are you paying attention to Revered Mother Holst?

>> No.41765705

I wonder if witches act wierd when men try to join the Sabbath.

>> No.41765716

>>41765705
familiars are there to elbow them and tell them to play it cool

>> No.41765721

>>41765701
yea, she said cows go moo right?

>> No.41765728

>>41765721
maybe i should go to snake church

>> No.41765738

>>41765721
She was talking about the book of genesis and what God told Adam amd eve, now I think she wants to show the class what it means to be fruitful and multiply with you now

>> No.41765741

>>41765738
fuck, i hate math so much
they can sense it and they always call on me

>> No.41765744
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>>41765728
its the same as cow church, just with bigger tails

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>> No.41765752

>>41765657
Uh Oh! Human girl! ToT

Me wana put my incubus penis inside her vagina! Me wana corrupt her into a monstergirl by cumming in her with my mamono mana-infused cum!!! ToT

>> No.41765753

>>41765744
Good

>> No.41765757

>>41765752
I thought Ingrid was a demon

>> No.41765759
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>>41765701
Nah, I follow a very small christian/kali cult led by a fundamentalist hellwan, me and her are the only members of said cult.

>> No.41765769

>>41765759
Obscure monster cults would be fun to be a part of. I think summoning a demon to worship be ideal.

>> No.41765770

>>41765757
I honestly do not know if that pink haired dark skin girl is a demon or human. I do believe fucking a human girl in MGE shouldn't be so Haram as some anons make it out to be. Especially if the reason or purpose is to corrupt her into being a monstergirl and add her as another wife/concubine with your Bicorn Head Wife. Though what other (more dominant) monstergirl can be likely to be a Head Wife and wouldn't mind you adding a human girl to your harem?

>> No.41765775

>>41765705
should i watch strike witches?

>> No.41765782

>>41765770
I hate human women.

>> No.41765796

>>41765769
>Anon summons a demon to serve him in exchange for something
>Demon is amused and agrees so long as anon feeds her womb several times a day.

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>>41765769
>make a demon cult to summon a demon to worship and do her bidding
>summon a chubby neet demon instead of an evil demon
>wonder where you went wrong as your "mistress" starts spilling spaghetti at being in the same room as a guy

>> No.41765817

>>41765770
as long as they're pure before they become monsterized, they're okay by me

>> No.41765874

>>41765782
greetings from kazakhstan

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dead

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>> No.41765973

>>41765874
>"Greetings from kazakhstan."
>A steppe wolf girl, a corsac fox kitsune, and a steppe eagle/gold eagle harpy says in unison

>> No.41765994

Gonna try out for MGC's funniest home videos with a video I took of me trying to buy peanut butter in the canine neighborhood

>> No.41766001
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>"Skipping Leg Day, Lumberfoot? Pathetic!"

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>>41765973
>corsac fox kitsune
Gimme

>> No.41766009

>>41765973
I want the steppe wolf to step on me.

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>>41765805
Marry her and start sacrificing members to her online friends. We'd could gain the favor of countless raid boss momsters by giving their neet daughters a husband. When the time the portal opens we'll either be an official religion, or a state funded charity with backing from all kinds of power and noble monsters. We might even can get the Demon Lord to officially support us if we can set up a few lilims with a guy.

>> No.41766052

>>41765994
>Hag cu sith
>She's 12

>> No.41766058

>>41766052
heh

>> No.41766078
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Unreasonably large girls with unreasonably large breasts even accounting for their unreasonably large frames!

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>>41765973
>steppe wolf girl
What she sellin'?

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>> No.41766107

>>41765973
>Anon, no, that isn't a steppe wolf, that's a coyote!

>> No.41766119

>>41765775
Depends on what you want out of it and what you think it's like.

>> No.41766123

>>41765973
>steppe wolf girl
Oh no I'm stuck. Steppe wolf help me!

>> No.41766150

>>41764668
>another cult of demon enthusiasts
>these guys are into binding demons in enslavement contracts and tapping into their power to become terrifying warlocks
>they also like binding their demon slaves in embarrassing maid outfits and proneboning them
One can only shudder at the thought of the two cults meeting

>> No.41766170

Be wary of those steppe monsters. They'll form a horde and conquer everything

>> No.41766182

>>41766170
the worst part is that they will keep you up all night with their throat singing

>> No.41766192

>>41766170
I'd like to see them try to get inside my stone walled castle built in the mountains.

>> No.41766197

>>41766170
just build a huge wall, that'll show em

>> No.41766220

>>41766197
>>41766192
>Hey anon, whacha doing?
>Building a wall
>HUUUUURRRRMMMMM

>> No.41766229

What is the most /vst/ monster?

>> No.41766254
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>>41766170

>> No.41766286

>>41766254
Surely if I express my lack of desire to live in a yurt an wander the steppe, she won't sack my town and take me as a war trophy

>> No.41766288

You know how monster girls change to meet the preferences of their husbands? What would an Alp do if it married someone who wanted a femboy? Do they grow back their dick?

>> No.41766289

>>41766078
I love big girls

>> No.41766291
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Is Gazer Goop as versatile as Shog Goop?
Can I use it as engine oil?
What about as a substitute for chocolate sauce?

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>>41766078
Big girls with big hearts

>> No.41766367

>>41766291
I heard it makes great hair conditioner

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Beware, spawn rates for rare monsters have been increased.

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>>41766301
big girls with big hands

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>>41766378

>> No.41766457

>>41766374
Sorry I put fertility potions in the water supply

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>>41766457
>mouse population explodes
damn it anon, only rare monsters needed that

>> No.41766480

>>41766475
>Big sis is the coolest!~

>> No.41766507

>>41766475
I'll take 3 dormice please

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>>41766374
>>41766457
Knowing the fetishes of your typical fox enjoyer, fox overpopulation is going to become #1 global issue

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>>41766510
maybe if foxes stopped looking so fertile it wouldnt be a problem

>> No.41766566

>>41766526
>even granny foxes send your average kitsunefag into breeding frenzy
State-mandated fox harems for men within one generation. Service guarantees monogamous marriage privileges.

>> No.41766642

It is too late.
I have already poisoned the hagville and big kot village water supplies with triple-strength ovulation inducers and concentrated raging mushroom extract
The reckoning is at hand

>> No.41766652

>>41766642
thanks for telling me I just ran out of my pre workout formula

>> No.41766689

>>41765251
i hate sand, it's coarse and rough and gets everywhere

>> No.41766725

>>41766566
kitsunes are like wine
the older they are, the better

>> No.41766732

>>41765652
Mantis are really cool.

>> No.41766746

>>41766725
I fucking love fox hags

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>>41766746
I love ALL foxes.

>> No.41766758

>>41766725
>hagsune pussy actually tastes like fine wine
foxlets and their "my pussy tastes like pepsi cola" slogan stand no chance

>> No.41766798

>Go to bar
>Pick up succubus
>As in literally, pick her up
>Take her home
>Show her what you can do as a man

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>>41766652
reminds me of that one time that Gymbros claimed to be mothers who have trouble feeding to enter the milk trading forums, because aparently human milk is even richer in easily absorbed protein than cow's
I'm sure every holst would get excited reading that story and they would be more than happy to provide their trademark products to all those manly hunks for their gains.

>> No.41766825

>>41766798
based, show these monster girls who's the boss

>> No.41766833

>>41766798
>this becomes a growing trend in MGC
>lonely mamono just sit at the bars all day, waiting to be picked up
>HUGE 200kg muscle Oni is awkwardly pretending to be clueless as scrawny anon tries to pick her up

>> No.41766838

>Pharaoh mom is finally retiring
>Now I can rule this kingdom and no one can tell me what to do
>I can ride chariots through the street
>I can banish my old anubis teacher for making me do calculus
>I can go to the shady part of town without a dozen guards and enjoy the nightlife
>I can play video games all night long
>I don’t have to get dressed up every morning and can wear an old t shirt, boxers, bathrobe and slippers around the palace
>Get told this morning I’ll be ruling with my sister
>What? How can you do this? This is outrageous; it's unfair
>How can I treat her like my equal when she was born after me
>Just get told to deal with it
>So mad I storm off out of the palace into the slums
>Evade the guards by mixing two bags of color coded marbles and tossing them on the floor
>Walk into the snake cult den
>Would be more hidden if they didn’t leave the sign up
>Old hag apophis who’s been trying to grape my mom since before I was born is holding a sermon
>Interrupt it by grabbing her and throwing her over my shoulder
>Take her back to the palace and introduce her as my wife and I hope sis won’t be bothered by it
>Introduce her to everyone as my new wife and empress
>Sis is irate
>Mom doesn’t care cause she and dad left right after when I threw my fit
>Sis demands I prove our love
>Consummate our marriage in front of everyone
>She acts like I have any shame
>I flipped the anubis guards’s skirts dozens of times to see if they were wearing panties
>Bring the royal coffee table to the throne room with some pillows because I don’t know how you fuck an apophis on a throne
>Ms. apophis has been so shell shocked for the entire ordeal
>Her mortal enemy’s son picks her up and declares her as his bride, and now has to fuck in front of the entire court, guards, servants, etc.
>Only now asks if an old snake like her is good for me
>Yes
>Year later and sis still hasn’t taken the hint and abdicate her throne
>Not that I mind sharing one with mrs. apophis
>She kept her last name I don’t know why
>But she keeps sis in line just by baring her fangs a bit, and has some serious administrative capabilities
>Palace is running better than ever

>> No.41766871

>>41766833
>Sudden spike in feather weight potions

>> No.41766880

>>41766833
I'm gonna pick up a dragon and fail miserably at it.

>> No.41766881

>>41766838
Where are the mini-sneks?

>> No.41766893

>>41766475
>>41766507
Allow me to also remind you all that Skaven are not real and do not exist

>> No.41766894

>>41766880
Pick up a wyvern instead. They're much lighter.

>> No.41766901

>>41766893
>warhammer trash
and I'm okay with it

>> No.41767001

>>41766880
>>41766833
>anon boldly walks up to a monster
>grunts and picks her up
>well, tries to
>he cant get her more than a few inches off the floor
>puts her down, nd walks away
>"too heavy..."
it's enough to drive even the most prideful taundere to tears
and they cant even indulge in their favorite icecream lest they get even heavier

>> No.41767043

>>41767001
Anon needs hag correction

>> No.41767052

>>41767043
>UOOOOOH HAG BELLY EROTIC

>> No.41767057

>>41767043
>Simmer down there, granny. Dont want to throw out your back again, do you?

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>>41766901
You know what? Fuck, YOU.
>Mamono Mana monsterizes the Stormvermin

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(You) belong to an elf

>> No.41767265

>>41767078
I won't let the rat girls rebel against me. I am the master.

>> No.41767321

>>41767265
You shouldn't have given them a nice warm meal then

>> No.41767504

>>41766170
and? crush their morale by wrestling what they thought was the strong leader into a pretzel and watch all that steam go to waste

>> No.41767539

>>41767001
I'd fucking lift how ever heavy my wock wife would be at 8ft and being meaty from that bar even if it fucking kills me

>> No.41767574

>>41767539
An 8ft tall monster would probably weigh somewhere between 170 and 250 kilograms, depending on how meaty she is.

>> No.41767603

>>41767574
and adding the wieght of dragon scales, it would be a bit highter like 255kg

>> No.41767730

>>41766833
>wurm whey protein powder porduction would be kicked into overdrive

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>>41767730
>porduction
p'orcduction?

>> No.41767775

>>41767767
i'd imagine that whey would also be in production as well

>> No.41767801

>>41767767
Made to be hogtied and carried away on my back like the slab of meat that she is

>> No.41767847

>>41767775
good, I need to keep lifting to princess carry wife, even when she's pregnant
>>41767801
what if she hogties you instead and carries you back to her stronghold, where all the horny piggies are waiting for you

>> No.41767857

>>41767767
There aren't many mamono I'd do a harem with. But an all p'orcer harem is one of the few exceptions. Gimme 5 p'orcers Gimme traditional, p'orcer BBQ, gimme p'orcer daughterus, gimme some college football, and put them all together for a wonderful Saturday afternoon

>> No.41767878

>>41767847
Then you are weak. Plain and simple.
Get swole, kidnap pigs, hogtie hogs. Help them reach their natural calling as obedient breeding sows

>> No.41767917

>>41767857
>gimme some college football
played college ball you know? could have gone pro if I didn't join the harem
>>41767878
>Get swole
that's the plan, gonna run a wife delivery service, gonna pick up single mamonos that fit the description and deliver them to their future husbands that made the order

>> No.41767926

p'orcs are perfect when chubby and chunky and you cannot deny this fact

>> No.41768019

>>41767917
>Eros delivery service where some swole deliveryman with his disgustingly pink uniform runs around, randomly picking up monsters, tossing them into the back of his truck, and delivering them to anons doorstep
>still gets no respect and only makes minimun wage
What will our ripped (but poor) deliveryman do when he crosses paths with the Amazons, the rival delivery service that specialize in delivering men to lonely mgs?
>THIS tripe is what lonely maids watch on tv during the day when their mastahs are out wageslaving

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>All these fatties
>Wocks and P'orcs especially

>> No.41768038

>>41768022
its better when there is something to grab unlike gazers

>> No.41768044

>>41768022
Gazers are stinki lol

>> No.41768134

>>41768022
Gazer has really gotten arrogant on the fittness front, ever since she got drafted to that football team. All that fame is getting to her brain.
>>41768019
>Anon and succ both wish for each other to be delivered.
>Both are picked up by the competing spouse delivery companies.
>Male and Female MC later go on a wild goose chase, trying to find their client to deliver the goods to.
>End up in the middle of nowhere with no transportation to go back.
>But when Anon and Succ are united, they both know it's true love and all ends well.
>Now Male and Amazon delivery have to walk side by side, beet red (since they are both tsun to each other) all the way back to the town, while evening sun shines on them romantically.
That episode was so funny and romantic. I ended up telling my wife to record them, so we can watch together when I'm back from the job.

>> No.41768146

>>41767917
The harem was the better option anyways

>> No.41768157

>>41767926
Some chub but not much. They're still formidable warriors

>>41768022
You can join the harem too, Gazer-chan. I may even make you head wife if you behave

>> No.41768168

>>41768157
lmao, nah, they exist to make the 40 to 50 p'orc outside my home problem a reality

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>>41768038
>>41768044
Cope

>> No.41768202

>>41768187
dont need to when im getting smothered by 7 sweaty and chubby p'orcs in heat

>> No.41768284

>hire an ultra-class off-road mining truck from Mrs. Danuki
>drive out into the desert and use bass speakers to lure a sandworm into the back
>pick her up and drive away with her
>good thing sandworm milk is so expensive or you'd never have repaid that loan

>> No.41768293

>>41768284
>ara, getting carried by such a manly hunk in his big truck, so romantic...

>> No.41768350

there are currently 50 horny p'orcs outside your door, what will you do

>> No.41768380

>>41768350
bring some water so they can hydrate after I'm done mindbreaking them all

>> No.41768451

I just had an idea. A fanfiction where it starts out looking like a slaughterfic with the typical protagonist, but then the first girl he encounters is a cheshire which he spends the entire fic trying to kill but can't because she runs on Tom and Jerry slapstick physics.

>> No.41768484

>>41768451
>And since our protag is involved with her, he also inherits said properties
>He ends up losing his edge and just starts playing along with her

>> No.41768488
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Never forget that when it comes to genies, your first wish should ALWAYS be for her clothes to disappear. It shows dominance.

>> No.41768505

step 1: bring a snack

>> No.41768511

>>41768488
First Wish - No clothes
Second Wish - Marriage
Third Wish - Lots of daughterus

>> No.41768537

>>41768488
im just going to ask for milk

>> No.41768664

step 2
get milk from a monster girl and some cookies as well

>> No.41768676
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FAT snakes

>> No.41768684

>>41768676
that looks like a milk snake

>> No.41768690

I belong inside a sandworm's mouth

>> No.41768694

>>41768488
I REQUEST A LAWYER

>> No.41768711

Im going to ask the final boss for some good food,cuase im starving and i havent eaten in three days since my rations ran out

>> No.41768738

>>41768711
I will request milk,straight from the tap,plus its courtesy to fully heal the hero before the final fight

>> No.41768764

>>41768738
some milk and anime strechy meat would be amazing after not eating for three days

>> No.41768807

>>41768022
>>All these flatties
ftfy

>> No.41768810

>Living on a diet of sandworm spit, milk, and spice

>> No.41768823

>>41768738
its common courtesy for the final boss to make sure that her challenger is ok and healthy, that's also why they seem to lactate pretty often

>> No.41768918

>>41768823
so they always wait for challengers?

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>> No.41768948
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>> No.41768956

>>41768918
yes, and thats why they have their opening speechs on point as well as have their area before them sticked with consumables like health potions, mana potions, save rooms and the like

>> No.41768975

>>41768948
Sister Succ seems a little... distracted as of late

>> No.41769000

>>41768956
i am running straight ahead into one of those hopeless boss fights over and over and over until i tire her out or i get mindbroken,whichever happens first

>> No.41769030

>>41768918
Usually but not always. Sometimes they start actively hunting you once you hit a certain trigger.

>> No.41769050

>>41768975
Please forgive her, one of the altar boys was looking extra molestable

>> No.41769051

>>41769000
im doing the same but without weapons , magic, armor, or even clothes and only using grappling and striking only. as well just going to take every blow headon but never stagger since that is my one perk as well standing still basically negates around 99.99999999998% of the damage

>> No.41769101

>>41769050
It would be funny if you got molested by a succ nun as a young boy haha, especially if you end up addicted to her hahaha

>> No.41769141
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>>41768975
did you try a laser pointer? that usually fixes my nuns

>> No.41769180

>>41769141
sorry, mine are more then just mere cats

>> No.41769188

I'll take one Polish, Catholic kiki please
Spanish, Catholic mino would be good too

>> No.41769207

>>41769188
i have ecuadorian catholic wurm and British protestant wock in stock

>> No.41769220

>>41769180
oh, bastets not going to like that

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>> No.41769234

>>41769220
just gonna toss a fuck ton of salmon at her face

>> No.41769239

we need to do something about all these hellhound gangs

>> No.41769249
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i need a baby crazy nun who is eager to make a big family

>> No.41769268 [DELETED] 

>>41769180
>>41769249
I bet at least some mamono would adopt Catholicism post-portals
>be fruitful and multiply

>> No.41769276

>>41769207
Wurm is tempting, but I'll wait for the kiki

No heretic 'wock though

>> No.41769280

>>41769188
>>41769207
i also have Argentinian Catholic wurms, brazilain Catholic wurms, Dominican Catholic wurms, basically all !south american wurms and !UK wocks in stock but no kikis or minos
>>41769268
i think a lot of onsters might adapt to Christianity honestly

>> No.41769281

>>41769268
They probably read that single line and ignore the rest,i wouldn't mind really

>> No.41769289

>>41769188
>>41769249
I bet at least some mamono would adopt Catholicism post-portals
>be fruitful and multiply

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>>41769289
>>be fruitful and multiply,ALOT
Amen

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Sugar dododoododoo
Ohh honey, honey

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>>41769324
man, nuns are the best when their outfits covers their body but thier body is so curvy and meaty, it doesnt matter

>> No.41769360

>>41769324
I might suffocate on those echidna hips if we are both in the same booth

>> No.41769363

>>41769340
>THEY PUT THE MILK IN FIRST

>> No.41769372

>>41769363
their parents must be ashamed

>> No.41769378

>>41769340
>Literal gems and coins as cereal
goddam kids,in my time we only had corn flakes

>> No.41769389

order and chaos does not mean shog and kiki
it means kiki and cheshire

>> No.41769396

>>41769389
It means valkyries and even more valkyries

>> No.41769408

>>41769329
this is cow

>> No.41769440

>>41769340
No wonder Miss Lich is a womanlet if that's she ate as a child. Where's the protein?

>> No.41769450

>>41769340
>That pregnant mama kiki picture in the back
FUCK

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>>41769408
You're very good at playing "spot the cow", Anon.

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>>41769471
A very fun game. Where's the cow in this image?

>> No.41769517

>>41769471
its fun finding the cows among the monsters.

>> No.41769524

>>41769471
i'm even better at hug the cow

>> No.41769532

>>41769396
Valkirie and dark valkire
anything noble the valk says, the dark valk says something equaly vulgar

>> No.41769540

>>41769532
oh good my moral guidance is here
>anon gets 2 dark valkyries

>> No.41769560

>>41769532
>Normal one says:Breed me! for valhalla!
>Dark one says the exact same thing

>> No.41769566

>>41769540
>DV1:Fuck her right in the pussy
>DV2:FUCK HER ANUS, THEN HER PUSSY

>> No.41769568
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>>41768807
Flatties are extremely desirable

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>> No.41769597

>>41769568
4u also, get new pics, its getting rather stale

>> No.41769631

>>41768807
Big tit women are the enemy. They are liars and whores.

>> No.41769644

>>41769631
>t. sabbath evangelist

>> No.41769655

>>41769568
>No tits to feed children
Not really

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>>41769631
Nonsense. A monster's trustworthiness scales exponentially with cup size. That's why priestesses of Hathor are so nice and honest.

>> No.41769678

>>41759742
https://youtu.be/qPwANcErhDU

>> No.41769714

>>41769661
I agree ans also when their hair cover their eyes, are the hottest ones in my opinion

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>> No.41769756

>>41769747
can I keep treating real people as fictional characters?

>> No.41769761
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heh thighs tho

>> No.41769765

>>41769655
They don't need them, unless you're going to make children with children.

>> No.41769787
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41769787

>>41769765
child bearing hips in more ways than 1

>> No.41769794

>>41769765
makes no sense, i get wife to make love, get loved, and have a family but then not make family

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41769881

>Hey didya hear? Joseph McElroy's Women and Men is getting reprinted in January. Right around my birthday. Funny coincidence, right?
Will you buy the silly bat a copy of the 5th longest book in the English language?

>> No.41769957

alright, I am making a new thread once this one 404s
it will have a cow in the OP

>> No.41769961

>>41769881
ill buy several and use them as body armor

>> No.41769975

>>41769957
ok, im tired of making them as of late

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