/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I would mess it up.

>>41676671
I would mess YOU up.

>>41676651
... with the Kosh

>>41676651
How does it feel like to go on a date with a girl?

>>41679303
Not OP but I just went on one two weeks ago. While I was jogging some random ghetto girl asked me "why are your shorts so short" then she asked me for my phone number. We went out to a restaurant for the date. She was talking on her phone and I heard her talking about her parole officer. Then when I was dropping her home she said "let's go pick up some weed." Needless to say I dropped her off and texted her "it didn't work out". She texted me back with "why!? Because I didn't fuck u on the 1st date?"

I'm glad this happened to me because it made me realize I don't need a girl. 2D is superior. With that said, the gym meme did work for me. Girls are starting to notice me now that I've lost 40lbs and started lifting weights so if you want 3DPD girls to notice you start lifting. I'll stick with my 2hu girls.

>>41676651
Koishi = Lust

>>41689522
I choose the green lady

>>41676651
I'll fuck her.

>>41679854
I haven't spoken to a woman who wasn't a store clerk or a family member in many years. Sometimes I wondered if they were as bad as I imagined.
Listening to your story made me realize that they are much worse.

Autist

>>41676651
so are you two just going to obsessively talk about dinosaurs in the triassic period or what?

>>41706901
Autistically arguing about steam locomotives with the Koish

>>41706901
>"DAMN YOU KOISHI, IF YOUD STOP BEING A COMMIEBOO FOR FIVE FUCKIN SECONDS YOUD REALISE THE YVA-23'S LOW PENETRATION POWER MEANT THE IL-10 WAS COMPLETELY INEFFECTIVE AGAINST GERMAN TANKS"

>>41679854
>>41699571
Now now anons, its not that bad out there. You can indeed find decent women but all the good ones get married early in their late teens and 20's and unless you're part of a social group like say a church or volunteer org you'll almost never find one. Being friends with large amounts oldermen through hobbies groups also helps as they'll try pairing you off with their daughters.

>>41676651
A date? With Koishi?! Would I even make it out alive?

>>41709198
No, you'll die of cringe

>>41707942
>Being friends with large amounts oldermen through hobbies groups also helps as they'll try pairing you off with their daughters.
Yo, this is actually true. When I was using mormons and jehovah witnesses to improve my social skills (i was a NEET at the time) I would often get invited for dinner with older members' daughters.

Shit was mad weird but it was revelatory...

Bump

>>41707468
Just noticed the koosh in your pic. Of course someone would draw her alongside a detailed train.

>>41679854
You could have said why and set her on the right path, whether you dated her or not. You could have made her question herself.

Eugh koishit

>>41689522
For some reason for every pair/group of 2hu siblings I always prefer the older sister

>>41719938
Why is that?

>>41679854
Cheers to that

>>41720834
Koishi is MINE

>>41676677
H O T

>>41725315
I can't read moon runes..

>>41728874
Right Bubble:
>Eeh-? You want me to rub you out while kissing you~?
Left Bubble:
>You're such a spoiled boy aren't you I suppose it can't be helped, I'll only do it a little bit though?

>>41732712
Thanks bro

>>41707942
>Being friends with large amounts oldermen through hobbies groups also helps as they'll try pairing you off with their daughters.
Whoa!

>>41734154
It's true tho, touch grass and just don't be a loser

>>41709198
Stabby stab!

>>41734154
clean up, stop being fat, take a shower, get a job, don't be a fucking autist and they'll try pairing you up

>>41707942
>through hobbies groups
What are hobby groups?

>>41740210
A hobby group is a group of people that meet up to do something they all find interesting
Like dudes that do model trains, wargaming, or sailing for example.

>>41740932
Where do you find these group hobby things. I want dads to give their daughters to me.

>>41709198
I want to fuck autist Koish

>>41676651

>>41709198
Your balls would get destroyed

>>41676651
I want her to be my little sister and have a lot of incestuous loving sex with her every day

>>41754084
Why would she do that?

>>41765810
Your testicles are evil

>>41765820
only if its from a man

>>41676651
yes i am

>>41765820
Mine aren't evil

>>41778783
but mine are

>>41770208
You should suck the semen out of that anon's testicles then

>>41783044

>>41783044
but that's gay

>>41676651
it best be her safe days

>>41801441
You won’t take responsibility if you get her pregnant

>>41801441
I want a child with her

>>41801441
look at this pussy lol

Koishi will tell you all about the troubled development history of Mario is Missing
Out of nowhere she will start counting decimals of Pi

>>41676651

>>41820281
Koishi will start going the entomology of a random word going into meticulous historical details and not stopping until her dino nuggies are finished cooking in the oven

>>41801441
dinosaurs didn't exist

>>41820281
Noticing the koish's uncanny rocking motion as she happily goes on and on about the ranunculus flower's germination cycle!

>>41832893
Nuh unh!

>>41820281
I can't look without lust at Koishi, she's definitely something else

>>41847235
Goddess

>>41707942
That doesn't sound like a good way to find a decent relationship

>>41852405
define a decent relationship anon

>>41852484
Nigga, I don't know. I masturbate to cute and funny and sleep with a pair of dakis by my bedside.

>>41852915
then getting a chick who gets introduced to you by her family is a decent relationship you overwhelming baka

>>41852484
Not one created by a third party. More likely than not the two people getting suited have nothing in common with each other

>>41853949
hence why you date first anon-chan, you aren't being forced to marry only to get to know each other. If you decide to see each other again thats on you, bakabaka!

>>41853970
I never said its not impossible to find a decent relationship this way
I only said it's not a good way. I'd argue it's a worse method than blind approach or online matchmaking

>>41853993
I'd argue thats a its a way better method then rushed blind dating services or online matchmaking since its not about selecting a piece of meat from an endless buffet where all you have to go on is looks and maybe a small blurb you can choke out in a bio or in the 5 minutes you have to talk to each other.
Admittedly its only second best to finding a girl from within your own social groups but i'll agree to disagree with you on that if you do not see my point

>>41854033
dating apps are shit, i agree with that. However you still have some idea what the person is like and where to look for people who might be compatable with you. It's a lot better when it's an online friend imo, because online it's a lot easier to find people who are like you, especially if you're introverted. Via vidya, hobby forums, etc etc...
It's kind of the same with blind approaches. Knowing yourself and knowing where you would hang out you could try to guess where a potential suitable partner might be and go from there. Might not work if you're introverted
As for arranged by third party stuff, you know nothing about your date. You could be completely incompatible for all you know and all you probably have is a vague description by the suitor father who is desperate to get her a man so she could stop being a burden to him. Also the whole third party suitor thing makes the whole ordeal a lot much uncomfortable and awkward.

>>41854111
Ah I see your point, for the introvert it is indeed a hurdle that you really don't want to have to go through. I've had mixed success with talking to people online but do personally know a couple that met online and got married so its a worthwhile method.
However its a good solution for those more extroverted or at least not afraid of blind socialization, which is why I purport it to my fellow anons.

>>41679854
That was an amusing story, anon. Thanks for sharing.

>>41832864
>dino nuggies
What brand of tendies would the koish like?

>>41676651
How bad of a daughter she would be?

>>41857739
I'd imagine Koishi would be drawn to whatever brand is doing a cartoon character advertisement at the time but whoever chooses to be her handler would probably be buying store brand if possible since tyson is usually a bit more expensive. Koishi would obviously demand Tyson brand ones however since she saw that they're the best or something silly online and be lured in by the red packaging. However what she wouldn't know is that Anon-kun actually just buys store brand and switches the packaging when she isn't looking, Koishi is none the wise and Anon-kun's wallet is safe for another week

>>41676651
i am ready

>>41676671
If anybody would mess it up, it'd be her. Spaghetti will fly out of her nonexistent pockets the second she opens her mouth

>>41676651
Would a beach be too stimulating for an autist?

>>41872722
anon pls, i just masturbated

>>41871173
Koishi is (relatively) high functioning so taking her to the beach is fine as long as you bring her sippy juice for when the sun makes her thirsty. I'd recommend taking the time to find a fairly isolated part of the beach since having so many people around her may scare her, especially when the other children try talking to her!

>>41853949
>Not one created by a third party
Cringe. To this day arranged marriages are far more stable than modern marriages despite ALWAYS being portrayed in a negative light in fiction, it's almost as if having parents who are still together 18+ years later means that they're far better judges of character than (You) the mid 20s bachelor/bachelorette. They know you better than you know yourself.

>>41873816
they are more "stable" because they need to be. Arranged marriages are done for political reasons only and if the marriage is broken, there is no reason for the political arrangement to continue. Both husband and wife know that. It's not up to them. There is usually zero love between them. Why would there be? They were complete strangers before they got married.

>>41875061
Anon-chan you realize that parents arranging suitors for their children was common practice till only very recently among all social circles and not just nobility right?

>>41875074
you do realize that political arrangements happen between all social circles, not just nobility, right? Also not exactly my point. My point was that arranged marriages don't happen for the sake of a happy marriage, but for the sake of the families who stand to gain something from this arrangement. Some village elder does not marry his daughter off for the sake of the her wellbeing or for the sake of what she wants. Rather, he wants some goats from the goatherder family and an arranged marriage is a good way to get some.

>>41875140
or on the flipside and much more common is that you and your best bro for life had kids in the sameish age range so you paired them off with each other.
Hell you never had a pushy relative or friend that liked to play matchmaker try introducing you to someone they think would be a good match? people just do that, hell my granny tried getting me to date a girl from the church she went to. Even before the modern era such things were very common and not about gaining fucking goats and land as the practice of a dowry in the lowerclass wasn't something nearly as grand as the trading of lifestock(whos amount you own determined your social standing)

>>41875166
>or on the flipside and much more common is that you and your best bro for life had kids in the sameish age range so you paired them off with each other.
it would only make sense if the children were good friends in their childhood.
>Hell you never had a pushy relative or friend that liked to play matchmaker try introducing you to someone they think would be a good match?
i had a couple. It's not a good idea. Usually both characters are judged poorly and the whole date would become awkward because of the third party involved. I would never do a matchmaked date. One fren says he's found a match for another so i wonder how that's gonna go. I doubt it will go well, but we'll see.
> hell my granny tried getting me to date a girl from the church she went to
and how did that go? Maybe she just wanted you to finally get a woman and didn't really care what sort of girl was it.
>Even before the modern era such things were very common and not about gaining fucking goats and land as the practice of a dowry in the lowerclass wasn't something nearly as grand as the trading of lifestock(whos amount you own determined your social standing)
it was usually always almost about some sort of gain. If not goats than something else. You can always gain something form a marriage. If not in pure capital then in manpower. The overall family becomes more or less 2 times larger after all.

>>41875235
goddamn anon you really gonna dice apart my post like that? thats just rude bro
anyways as far as my granny goes she was actually a great girl and we got along great but I wasn't in a stable place financially or living situation wise and didn't make time to develop the relationship despite that she was interested in me
Actually in hindsight most of the relationships my relatives tried getting me into were actually pretty spot on but again, either I dropped the ball in not giving the time or wasn't in a stable situation. Ironically by the time I was I'd gotten past feeling lonely and never pursued a relationship
Such is life

>>41875250
>goddamn anon you really gonna dice apart my post like that? thats just rude bro
i don't understand
why is that rude?
>goddamn anon you really gonna dice apart my post like that? thats just rude bro
anyways as far as my granny goes she was actually a great girl and we got along great but I wasn't in a stable place financially or living situation wise and didn't make time to develop the relationship despite that she was interested in me
how well have you actually known her? A "good" financial situation isn't a nececity for a good relationship, you know. I'd argue it's even better to find a relationship when you are struggling. Common struggle is a good way to connect with people. Now, since you're stable you would essentially be getting a glorified freeloader who probably isn't even interested in you as a person at all, just merely pretends to be.

>>41875298
shit i quoted the wrong part sorry
meant to quote the part bellow that....

>>41875298
>how well have you actually known her? A "good" financial situation isn't a nececity for a good relationship, you know. I'd argue it's even better to find a relationship when you are struggling. Common struggle is a good way to connect with people. Now, since you're stable you would essentially be getting a glorified freeloader who probably isn't even interested in you as a person at all, just merely pretends to be.
Yeah I regret not taking my chances when I could've not only on her but on other girls that were close to me as well but oh well, thats the folly of youth.
Anon you seem to be very doom and gloom, just because i'm in a more stable situation now doesn't mean that i'll only get gold diggers and girls that want a meal. You should be more optimistic! I know its autumn and the sun hasn't come out yet but you shouldn't be so depressed and cynical! Look on the good side of things you know!
>>41875309
Its okay anon, I love you despite you being a dork

>>41875319
>Anon you seem to be very doom and gloom, just because i'm in a more stable situation now doesn't mean that i'll only get gold diggers and girls that want a meal.
how else would you connect if not through a common struggle?
>You should be more optimistic! I know its autumn and the sun hasn't come out yet but you shouldn't be so depressed and cynical! Look on the good side of things you know!
i wouldn't call myself depressed or pessimistic.
Just trying to think rationally about these things

>>41875357
Anon i won't go into how to build a good relationship with someone aside from struggling through things but generally a lover is a friend, someone you love to talk to and spend time with alone. Like when you were younger and you had that feeling that if you were with your bestie it didn't matter if it was class, a walk, or whatever if they were there they'd make it better.
A good relationship isn't something only built by struggle like a movie or some plot from a book, its built by common understanding, the enjoyment of each others presence, and a good bit of passion.
>Just trying to think rationally about these things
Nothing is with logic, its important to remember though that sometimes you also need a bit of faith to really see things as they are. I can guarantee you that people that are happy with their lives don't only approach the word with cold logic, they have faith too that things can and will be better even if they aren't fools that are naive!
So smile anon!
You'll never understand women with logic after all

>>41875414
it's not something for me then
i don't generally enjoy presence of other humans

I'd eat her assburger if you're following my direction

>>41875509
Yeah I understand that, i'd get used to it if I gave it a shot but i'm the kind of guy that finds giving love and receiving it to be troublesome though i'm trying to get over that fault in personality. I barely care to play games with my online friends as it is much less keep up with family that i've never had problems with, isolation is a wonderful thing.

>>41875529
yeah
i wish i could remain isolated forever sometimes
that would be the comfiest life

>>41832864
>entomology
etymology

>>41832864
>and not stopping until her dino nuggies are finished cooking in the oven
Cute!

>>41820281
>>41832864
>>41836996
>>41872965
Is that how autistic girls act?
If so, how do you guys know so much about it?

>>41875993
Yes, when they are 8 years old.
This is just a male fantasy of a girl that's easy to control

>>41876100
This anon has never encountered autism in their lives
>>41875993
sort of, female autism tends to be more subtle autism in males and thus harder to detect

>>41876115
>This anon has never encountered autism in their lives
I'm an autistic female.
>harder to detect
It is not harder to detect. It is taken less seriously.
>durr autism is when you memorize random shit and also drink out of a fucking sippy cup and eat dino nuggies

>>41876236
well you certainly are autistic if you can't realize a joke thats for damn sure
you being a female is however not true, as women don't exist online

>>41876236
You're a female? Post bagana. Post bubs. Post tats. Now.

>>41876236
You know the rules.

>>41706901
no, we're gonna obsessively discuss the fine intricacies of various strategies in various entries of the 18XX boardgame series. then actually play a match of 1829 with theater of the mind, as i forgot my copy at home and didn't bring it to the date.

>>41876297
And so do I

>>41876236
>I'm a female.
Ew.

>>41876410
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

>>41707942
The church thing is a bit of a meme, at least in my area. I've been Catholic all my life and have never seen a single woman under the age of 40 and over the age of 13 at my church, and none of the older men seem particularly interested in helping me out, despite me being very involved in the church and an officer in my local Knights of Columbus council.

>>41876236
>autism is when you memorize random shit
My mother memorized the phone book when she was a kid..

>>41876236
Tits or GTFO

>>41877155
Dick next to a ruler or STFU

>>41877633
>I'm a man
Unsurprising

>>41876236
Dawg, you WILL NEVER be a woman.

>>41878824
Nice AI image of Koishi in the backrooms

>>41878829
YWNBAW

Not this lifetime, buddy. Better luck next time.

Koishi? More like koishit!

>>41878889
>>41878900
but can that shrimp fry rice?

Passionate sex with the cute turd

>>41876236
We're just a bunch koishi fans fucking around.

I like this retard's petite breasts.

>>41876100
Easy to control? Someone like Koishi who has rendered herself all but incapable of self-restraint? Someone frequently depicted as randomness incarnate? I'd be surprised if Koishi can control her own self, let alone have anyone control her. If it was any stereotypical male fantasy, it would be the Manic Pixie Dream Girl trope.

>>41854111
Koishi has sexy knees

>>41894749
Lot of lustful sex with my girlfriend Koishi after the date

to everyone ITT
Please Do Not stick your dick in crazy.
it’s not worth it!!!

>>41875166
>hell my granny tried getting me to date a girl from the church she went to.
well did you?

>>41908027
But crazy girls are so hot!

>>41907535
You wouldn't even last a minute.

>>41908098
don’t come back to me after you stick your dick in crazy and being stalk by Koishi and her 5-10 children

>>41707860

>>41909206
Koishi is a planefag? Fuck you Koishi, tanks are kooler

>>41909206
Hehe, I knew koi was an autist but goddamn

>>41909206
That's actually really funny

https://youtu.be/wxVw9rtmCJ4

>>41909206
>communist
Well, she does have issues recognizing other people's private property.
>I'd start a love-stricken massacre! Or maybe pillage from a bunch of peaceful humans.

Hope can be cruel~

Koishi is for hugs and cuddles, not sex!

>>41868825
>Spaghetti will fly out of her nonexistent pockets the second she opens her mouth
Same thing will happen to me.

>>41924256
Koishi is just like you anon

>>41924360
Does that mean I have a chance?

>>41924532
birds of a feather...

collecting dinosaur facts for my date with koishi!

>>41926435
All imaginary.

>>41908027
The last two girls who showed interest in me were both crazy. I can't seem to attract non-mentally ill girls. Desperate virgin males assume they would be fine with a crazy girl because they don't know any better. I used to be like them so I won't judge them.

>>41908098
>But crazy girls are so hot!
I was partying one time and ended up getting into a relationship with an extremely cute 18 year old girl. We spent a couple of days going out to bars, smoking weed and having sex. Once the substances wore off I realized she wasn't all the way there. Her mom told me she had the mental age of 13 and several mental disorders one of them being homicidal (which I didn't know existed).

She was so mentally gone that she didn't know to change her panties. After showering she would keep wearing the same pair. Unlike us males, if girls don't change their underwear it becomes a disaster. The odor from her 3 day old panties was so bad it burned my nose. And it wasn't an attractive scent. It literally smelled like puke and shit.

She was genuinely cute, so I thought I could just use her as a sex doll and keep her hidden from my friends/family. But her crazy bipolar behavior was too much for me to tolerate. Maybe if she was better in bed I would have kept it going.

>>41936032
And to add to this. When you're in a relationship with someone who has severe bipolar disorder it feels like they have two different personalities. One being sweet and the other cold/distant. The most lonely I've ever felt in my life was when I went to the beach with her. It's hard to explain, but she was so emotionally abrasive/distant that it felt like I was by myself despite her being right next to me. I felt less lonely when I went to the beach alone.

After I learned of her disorders I started to fear her. She would sometimes wake me up in the morning by lightly tapping my head. (My head is a no touch zone.) Her mom told me about one time they hide kitchen knives and at that point I had heard enough. I tricked her into doing a roadtrip to her mom's house and I left her with her mom. She was crying a lot once she realized I was abandoning her, but I had to do what I had to do. I'll never forgot how cute she was though.

>>41679303
>Put $20 of gas in tank
>drive to her place
>awkward conversation and hugging
>she insists that you drive her car
>whatever more gas for me
>go to Mexican restaurant
>it's packed because it's Friday
>get last open booth near kitchen
>mexican workers constantly coming in and out door
>one of them throws mop on his way past and it hits the plexiglass window behind your date
>she wants to move
>decide to eat at bar
>make small talk and watch her use her phone
>pay $60 for two overpriced plates of food and alcohol
>awkward ride back to her place
>get invited in
>fooling around on couch
>she won't let me stick my finger in her pussy
>she shuts it down and says she doesn't go that far on 2nd date
>fuck this
>too drunk to go home
>sleep on couch
>hear someone trying to break-in at 3am
>it's her husband
>point gun at him
>he leaves

She told me they were divorced. Now I understand why that fag was screaming at me when she invited me to the club for our first date.

>>41936032
>>41936097
Why not buy her cute pantsu and remind her to change them? This seems like an easy problem to solve. Don't get me wrong I sympathize. I watched my friend get murdered by a bi-polar wife. She's still roaming the streets crazy as ever. I fear her. She's totally batshit and I know for a fact she's attempted to kill her family at least 2 times. She managed to kill him and almost killed the kids by sabotaging their SUV. But I can't prove it and no one will believe me anyway.

She had attempted to kill them all with a house fire about 3 months before the car wreck. Which was about 3 months after they moved into their first house. My friend worked his ass off for years to afford it and she burned it down before they got to spend a holiday in it. I can't prove the fire thing either. But I'm sure it was her. When it happened she was the only one that escaped the flames without injury. What mother would leave their children in a burning house?

Her story is she was on the first floor and the rest of them were sleeping upstairs. Said she passed out drunk and woke up to the kitchen being on fire. But she made no attempt to get her children or do anything about the fire. Didn't even call 911. The neighbors are the only reason the fire department showed up. My friend got out with the kids somehow but they were all badly burned and permanently scarred.

She used the house fire for social media clout and turned it into 100s of thousands of dollars in donations through one of those fund raising websites. When she killed him 3 months later she opened an OnlyFans the next weekend. She had a new boyfriend and was showing him off within a month.

>>41936191
She had the mental age of 13 according to her mom. Plus she looked very young for her age. The real reason I broke up with her is because it was embarrassing for me. I didn't want friends/family to think I'm so desperate that I would take advantage of a young/crazy girl. Bipolar people are too unpredictable and they might end up humiliating you in front of your peers.

>Why not buy her cute pantsu and remind her to change them?
If you have to tell someone their panties smell then that's a deal breaker.

>When she killed him 3 months later she opened an OnlyFans the next weekend.
If that timeline is true then she definitely murdered him. That's not enough time to get over the death of your husband

>>41924256
If you both fuck up, neither of you do

>>41936191
Holy shit the stories you hear on /jp/ once you scratch the surface never cease to amaze me
>>41936306
Honestly you did the right thing in breaking up with her if you weren't able to commit to being her caretaker although the blurb about the autism with your head seems to indicate you're not the most mentally sound either.
Although I don't think it needs to be said that your skill in breaking off relationships needs work. Not like I can really judge you I broke off my last two relationships by ghosting them after breaking up with one properly despite saying we'll still be friends and the other I fell out with after I moved across town since we mostly would meet up on campus and I no longer attended the same social groups as her

>>41676651
Koishi cannot feel any emotions so you'd be nothing to her.

>>41936768
>if you weren't able to commit to being her caretaker
I knew myself well enough to know it was in her best interest for us to go our separate ways. One time I was using cable zip ties to tidy up my PC. I started playfully tying her up. She was so naive and innocent she didn't realize where that was heading. Next thing you know she was tied up to the bed and I did a lot of stuff to her. I realized I was just treating her as a sex object. I kind of dehumanized her due to her mental issue.

Also, she felt like my daughter in a weird way so it was a burden. I'm not mature enough to take care of someone with mental issues. I'd just end up taking advantage of them.

>Not like I can really judge you I broke off my last two relationships by ghosting them
That's literally the worst thing you could do when breaking up. You have to explain to them why it didn't work out. And don't be ambiguous when you break up, otherwise they will keep thinking they still have a chance of making it work. It's cowardly to break up that way.

>>41938737
so do you still contact and helping her out?
I feel like leaving someone who has a mental age of 13 to their family make you look like an asshole to them, I think it would be good if you visit and occasionally help her out though I don't know if she would go full killing mode or not once you two meet again.

>>41939008
>their family make you look like an asshole to them
She was madly in love with me so she wouldn't have agreed to visit her mom's house if she knew I was going to abandon her. Her mom came up with the plan of tricking her.

Her mom reminded me of the evil stepmother from Cinderella. Instead of thanking me for driving 15 hours to drop off her daughter she said "if she's pregnant I'll give you a call". Which came off as a threat of child support. I had been having unprotected sex with her for a month, so I was terrified when she said that. Luckily she went on her period (which I think prevents them from getting pregnant). Her mom said she would only let her live there if she applied for mental disability welfare, so it was clear that the mother was only using her for profit.

>I don't know if she would go full killing mode or not once you two meet again.
She cried for an hour once she learned I was abandoning her, and she was getting progressively more upset, so yeah she probably would have went into yandere killer mode. I got the fuck out of there.

>>41939333
welp I guess she's pretty much "dead man walking" now. Kind of sad that some people are left to rotten and die like that but hey it's reality and not everyone can be save.

I'm sorry anons but I don't want to read about your 3DPD woes.

>>41939507
>3DPD
So many /jp/ers say this but when given the chance they will date 3D girls. I'm old enough to remember the brief formspring arc of /jp/. When several of us engaged in social media normalfaggotry and a lot of us ended up dating 3D girls. Anyone else remember this moment in time?

>>41939569
I fucking hate that and I hate womrn

>>41939569
>but when given the chance they will date 3D girls
I'm a proud wizard

>>41939585
>I'm a proud wizard
I truly respect people who are like this. Don't be in a rush to lose your virginity.

>>41939569
>So many /jp/ers say this but when given the chance they will date 3D girls
Not me. I don't like 3D women. Just being in the same room as one is something I hate. If I'm watching a video on youtube and a woman starts talking, I immediately close the tab.

>>41940059
>If I'm watching a video on youtube and a woman starts talking, I immediately close the tab
This is bordering on incel anon. I didn't know we had those on /jp/.

>>41940134
Don't incels desperately want to get laid?
I usually forget they even exist. The only time I'm reminded is when normalfags on /jp/ start talking about them.

>>41940181
I get gay and/or immature vibes from your post. You said you only watch men in videos. Incels share your hatred for women. Jealousy is why they hate them, but why do you hate them.

>>41940369
>You said you only watch men in videos
Yes, because most videos I watch are about things like swords, cars, tanks and guns, and the women who show up in those videos (or in general) usually don't understand much about the subject.
>why do you hate them.
I don't, I just don't like them. I treat them the same way I treat men when I have to interact with one.
And just because someone doesn't like 3D women doesn't mean they are gay. Although I know that this is an incomprehensible idea to you since normalfags can't accept the fact that some people don't like the same things as them.

Why can't Komeiji threads be normal?

You hate women because you live in a western country where women are given privileges and are treated like literal goddesses. Imagine living in a muslim country like Saudi Arabia as a wealthy man. You can have many wives. You'd change your mind quickly

>>41940455
10 years ago I was saying 3DPD just like you on /jp/, but then I got into a relationship. She baited me in with her 2D anime persona. Now I'm a proud normalfag. You'll grow out of that phase with time.

I just don't take people who say stuff like that seriously because I know of several /jp/ers who said similar things but changed once they were around girls.

>>41940901
>Saudi Arabia
As long as you have wealth you can do that in any country. Look at Floyd Mayweather for instance. He has a harem of girls.

>>41940847
There's hundreds of Komeiji image dump threads. OP screwed up by starting it with that topic. A topic like that is going to attract the roneryfags.

>>41941026
>10 years ago I was saying 3DPD just like you
I was saying 3DPD 10 years ago as well, and that was back in highschool, when I actually talked to them.
It's been years since I last had a conversation with one and I have absolutely no reason or desire to change that.

>>41940901
No I pretty much hate all modern women. The only reason women are good in your example is because the culture still expects them to be mothers and caregivers. I do not want to have sex with a "work wife" or date a "proud independent woman that don't need no man". The kind of 3DPD I want are very rare in society now and any of them that survived are snatched up quickly or turned into modern whores by other women.

I stick to 2D. It causes less problems. I won't bore you with my track record but suffice to say I have enough experience with 3DPD to know better than to jump back into the dating pool. I also tend to attract batshit crazy. The last few 3DPDs I dated were baby crazy before the first date and two of them tried to trick me into getting them pregnant just for the gibs. My stupid manwhore friend slid in one of their inboxes and now he has to support two more children he rarely gets to see. He's paying her child support to. She does not work and obviously used him as a meal ticket. That's what he gets for sticking his dick in crazy.

I was anti-3DPD for many years and loyal to my waifu. I should have never cheated on my waifu. I tried to become a normalfag and do all that crap you claim leads to happiness and being an adult. It isn't fun. It isn't worth it. I'm far more comfy living alone in my own house not having to work. I scrape by on like $300-$500 a month and I'm not starving. I do not have rent to pay. I own my house. I don't have a water bill. I only pay for power and internet.

I'm thinking about buying an anime doll of my waifu for when I feel the urge but honestly I don't even like fapping anymore. I mainly sit around meditating and doing my hobbies. I've been working on making original content that will allow me to build up a fan base and keep me comfy until I die. If I can get enough people to send me like $200-$400 a month I could live and die happy.

I don't trust 3DPD at all. I've had multiple women think that I'm rich because of the things my family has like land and property. They all want to marry me in an attempt to take half my shit. I would enjoy having children but I've never dated one 3DPD that I felt would make a good mother. I have mommy issues myself because I got abandoned as a kid. So my standards are very high.

All I want to do is get this life over with and reincarnate in waifu world. It's why I practice intense meditation every day.

>>41941586
How do you own a house. Did you parents give it to you? And where are you getting $500 a month from.

>I've been working on making original content that will allow me to build up a fan base
Explain more. I've been wanting to become a youtuber and get patreons.

>>41941586
>No I pretty much hate all modern women.
Actually you know what. This is a strong word. It's more like I don't care that 3DPD exists. I only hate them when they cause me problems. Otherwise I don't even notice that they exist for the most part. Plus I'm naive about when they're flirting with me. Women flirt with me constantly and a lot of them outright embarrass themselves trying to get my attention. But I never realize it's happening until many days/weeks/months later.

Every woman I've slept with or dated told me the same thing
>I didn't think you liked me at first
I guess I come off as rude because I don't show any interest at all. I'm too busy being stuck in my own head dealing with my own bullshit. I don't relate or understand normalfag things at all.

For example, I do not watch TV nor do I play modern vidya. It's all boring to me. I've seen everything before. I've played everything before. Every new show or game is just a re-make of some shit I saw as a child when I was sat in front of a television because no one wanted to spend time raising me. I was forced to raise myself. Mom as long gone and Dad was always at work or busy with something.

I basically spend half my day in day dreams and the other half working on my various hobbies. I don't care about holding a job, having a nice car or doing normalfag shit like going on vacation. I'm perfectly content being alone with my thoughts because I've been alone for most of my life since I was 4 years old.

You guys are just as annoying as the incels honestly. I don't care about sex. If I wanted to chase some dopamine release I'd just do drugs. They're more fun, feel better, last longer and come with less bullshit attached. Even a heroin addiction is easier to manage than a long term girlfriend or wife. Modern women do not want the same things that I want out of a partnership. I'd rather day dream about my waifu and sleep whenever the fuck I feel like it. I'd rather live the NEET life. It's comfy. If I could get Government gibs I wouldn't complain about anything at all. I don't want to be a burden to society so I just work like 5 days out of a month and sleep during the rest. I make enough to cover my bills and food that way.

>>41941631
>How do you own a house.
My Grandfather died and left me $100k. "Give" is a strong word. I earned it with back breaking labor for 26+ years. Plus I take care of all the old people in the family. Like my Grandmother.
>And where are you getting $500 a month from.
I do odd jobs and hustle (nothing illegal).
>Explain more.
I've been a programmer since I was a kid and create software. I release it for free and people sometimes send donations. Right now I'm working on making vidya and learning how to make music.
>youtuber/patreons
I've thought about this but I don't like to be an attention whore. I know that's a rigged game as well. Prepare to suck a lot of cock and lie all the time if you want to go that route. I do not consider what the average youtuber produces to be "original content". Most of it isn't well researched or produced. But I guess normalfags will watch and donate to anything.

Seems easy enough to me. Get an anime girl avatar and keep uploading crap until it catches on. Spend a few thousand dollars on self promotion and buying likes/views/subs. That's what most of those youtube fags do to get started. Just keep in mind that they're all cliqued up together. If you cross the jannys or friends of the jannys you'll lose your stream of income.

I plan to create real content and people enjoy. I don't want my name attached to some lame bullshit.

>>41939569
>So many /jp/ers say this but when given the chance they will date 3D girls
What does that have to do with you shitting up this koishi thread? Spin your batshit whores stories into some koishi fanfic or just don't post them.

>>41941710
>I'm working on making vidya
Make sure you use an engine. Making a game from scratch could take years out of your life if you don't know what you're doing. What game are you trying to make? That free and open source crap doesn't work with video games. Video games take too much effort to risk giving away your source code for free.

>My Grandfather died and left me $100k.
You spoiled little bastard.

> I earned it with back breaking labor for 26+ years
Someone who argues that they earned100k because they worked harder than others is out of touch. My mom works 3 jobs and only gets 4 hours of sleep and has to take pain killers due to various medical issues. Yet daddy didn't give her 100k. You are lucky and should acknowledge this.

>>41941740
Anon are you really doing this right now. More than half the posts in this thread are about dating due to OP's subject. You could easily create another koishi thread without all of this, yet you choose to try to rescue a lost thread. You're one weird dude.

>>41941783
>You spoiled little bastard.
The part you don't know about is where I've been walking the fields tossing hay bales since I was old enough to walk. Or fixing the tin roofs on barns that are falling apart and could collapse at any moment. Or the other 1,000 dangerous jobs I've been doing for free since I was a child. I earned it. It's the only money I was ever given by family. My father won't even loan me $20 for food when I'm starving to death.

Do you think I've sat around doing nothing for 30 years? I've done the hold 4 jobs while juggling medical conditions to. I have the knees and back of an 80 year old. I could get on gibs right now but I don't. I still crawl out of bed and do back breaking labor. Then I lay in bed for a week to recover. I'm not lucky at all. Compared to my peers I'm one of the most unlucky persons I know. But I won't bore you with the family drama or my complaints.

I am /comfy/ now because I spent nearly 30 years working on becoming /comfy/. The $100k was a total surprise. I didn't even get to touch most of it. By the time the family got done raping that bank account there wasn't much left. I'm very lucky I got a small home out of the deal at all. I am not happy with the house and I would sell it if I could. But the family fucked me over to ensure I wouldn't leave.

>>41941884
You didn't earn that 100k. My childhood was so bad it was featured on mainstream news and a Senator passed a law to prevent it from happening to other children. I didn't get 100k. The point is, there is no relationship between a hard life and financial reward. African Americans who lived their entire life as slaves did not get 100k. You were lucky and it's important that you know this.

>>41941710
>Right now I'm working on making vidya and learning how to make music.
What engine are you using? What type of game is it. When is the demo's release date.

>>41939333
>which I think prevents them from getting pregnant
Anon, how the fuck can you be so uninformed despite having had sex. A period comes from the body discarding the unused egg, it doesn't prevent a girl from getting pregnant but instead simply means she has not been fertilized.
I can't believe I need to type this shit as a virgin.

>>41941026
>She baited me in with her 2D anime persona
Was that on some game or chat room?

>>41942985
Before vtubers were a thing it was common for some artist to have 2D persona/OC characters. Some even did flash animations and voice overs with their character. I'm not going to open up those can of worms by going into detail about it.

>>41942973
Google tells me it lowers their chances. But yeah, I don't really know as much as I should. I was a virgin loser for so long that the creampie thing had mythical status. It was something I had to do if that makes any sense. I started pulling out, but not to prevent pregnancy. When you cum in a girl it stays inside of them and turns into a weird, creamy substance, that leaks out when you have sex again which is annoying. Maybe she was too dumb to clean it out, I dunno. I'm not an expert on sex.

Just like you, I snub my nose at guys who knock up girls and end up having to pay child support. I always thought I would be more responsible, but that's one of those things that is easier said than done. Cumming inside of them is too tempting and neither of you can be arsed to get birth control or protection. tl;dr I now understand why girls get knocked up.

I want Koishi to tell me all about the inconsistent amount of animation frames background NPCs get in the various stages of Sonic Adventure.

>>41939569
3d doesn't even compare to Koishi
i cannot feel any lust at all for 3d

I want show my postage stamp collection to Koishi! If she likes it, I'll take her to the postal museum for our next date!

>>41942973
>A period comes from the body discarding the unused egg
If the egg has been discarded how can they still get pregnant?

>>41950408
Females have many, and a few days after the period a new unused egg will be ready for fertilizing. Menopause comes once they've run out of them.

>>41944554
I have a tiny collection from the time I was a kid. I want to show it to Koi too.

>>41862110
Why is she often drawn with pychopath eyes?

>>41952554
Sentakubune

>>41944478
I want to kiss those lips

>>41952554
That specific fanart clearly re the style of KKHTA.
As far as official material goes, she's got white (=blank) pupils both in her HM and ULiL artworks, to fit the "unconscious" look.

>>41956933
>re
*references

Koishi can be my daughter

>>41965552
can I marry your daughter?

>>41965552
Can I rape your daughter?

someone please write erotic story with koshi

>>41972753
Ask an AI

>>41972753
sadly i'm a secondary and don't know enough bout Koishi to write about her.
I am very sad

>>41972957
read nigga read
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Koishi_Komeiji

One Koishi story sir, Ero content coming in the next part!
You got gapped after visting the wilds of Japan in search of solitude and peace of mind in the various abandoned villages and shrines, but you knew what to do once you realized your situation and made your way to the human village where you were welcomed by the villagers who enjoyed the stories of outsiders, you made rounds among the humans there and human friendly youkai you knew from memory. It was a pretty easy gig honestly but soon enough despite the risk you wanted to see more and more of the land and despite all the incidents you knew of from canon being done already you didn't give up and did your level best to enjoy all Gensokyo had to offer!
There were some places you couldn't get by yourself like the underworld, netherworld, tengu village, and of course the moon but you didn't regret anything as you bumped shoulders with Gensokyo's finest and met the girls you knew so well. Along with those girls you also met the mob girls that lived around the place putting names to places and would've had your love stolen if you weren't so stubborn as to wait for a named character to come along that was your favorite!
Eventually you settled in the human village as the reality of living alone dawned on you and the wild youkai that inhabited the forest scared you out of staying alone and caused you to seek shelter inside the tall walls. You didn't mind it however and made your way out frequently to see your new found friends and sights of Gensokyo.
It was just outside of the village's walls as you were wading in the river for fun on a warm spring day that you met a curious girl, she was wearing a yellowish outfit and a wide brimmed black hat. She was wading out in the water much like you but seemingly lost and still wearing her shin length boots! You called out to the girl who seemed to be staring into the water intently and at first she jumped a bit but didn't respond not seeming to realize that it was her that had been called out.
You called her again, this time seeing the odd orb thing that seemed to extend out from the accessories in her hat and under her clothes... You belatedly realized she was a youkai and none other then Koishi, one of the rather difficult youkai thanks to her closed off heart and lack of inhibition! You gave a semi nervous greeting to the girl now that it was too late to turn back and for the first time she realized you were talking to her after she looked over her shoulders and confirmed it was only you around her.
Koishi padded up to you trudging though the water and leaned in close, way too close at that! Her face was mere inches from you as she inspected you closely, she looked you up and down from head to submerged toe and seemed satisfied as she looped around you before you could follow her and turn to face the girl hiding behind your back.
You called out before you turned, "umm... Miss its only polite to speak to someone face to face you know...?" and to your comment you heard an audible gasp as she competed the circle around you and made herself visible to you again. She looked closer at your face in a way that made you uncomfortable but you didn't let it show on your face, "So you can see me is that it...? she let he words hang in the air as she continued to circle around you like a dog sniffing a new person.
You nodded as she circled your front again and cautiously held out a hand to stop her by planting your palm on her shoulder. She casually scooped your hand off her shoulder and held it around the height of her tummy and nodded to herself as if that explained everything and said aloud, "got it! you can come with me!"
You were naturally hesistent but you followed her knowing it was better to entertain her whims then go against a youkai without any help and you waddled along out of the water with her. She scanned the area and belatedly seemed to realize there was a nice clearing behind the bushes flanking the river, "sit here!" she said excitedly pointing to a area of short grass surrounded by shrubbery and trees. You were weirded out but knew that there was no harm in listening to the sillier of the satori sisters and took a seat on the ground.
Koishi looked at you closely again wayyyy too closely as she leaned into your face seeming to examine all the fine details and nodded in a very satisfied manner as she announced to you loudly, "okay! You're my new pet now alright?"
You weren't sure how to respond but the croaking sound that clawed its way out of your throat seemed to be enough for the green haired satori as she proudly and smugly looked down on you as you sat infront of her on the soft grass.

Koishi nodded happily as she took your silent confusion for assent. "Miss... You know its impolite to collect random people and make them your pets right?". Koishi opened her grinning mouth and proclaimed, "its okay! you're the outsider right? You're super popular and can remember me even when I use my ability!. Yup, thats why you're gonna be my new pet, you're way better then any of Nee-san's pets!". You were flattered of course by her words even if you didn't think you were as impressive as the rare animals, nuclear god, or Kasha Satori kept but couldn't keep a dumb grin off your face.
Koishi dived into you hugging you tightly, "Yay yay! I can't wait to show you off to everyone!" you were knocked onto your back with the pleasant weight of the green youkai on you as she made happy sounds while nuzzling you like you were a favored dog or cat. Perhaps its because the halfway house you were living in with other working age men, you didn't have any privacy to release your lust and you soon felt your pants tighten.
Koishi felt the stiffness in your pants and lifted herself up and with a confused expression, she slid down you straddling your legs just below the stiffness in your pants. You tried shifting yourself and covering yourself up out of embarrassment but with the same confused expression she lifts your hands and leaned in getting way too close again causing a blush to spread across your face.
"Ahhhh, I get it!" you'd be surprised if she did but she blew away your expectations with her next words, "its that thing that boys have! Nee-san told me that when a boy gets like that it means he wants to mate!". Koishi nodded smugly as you muttered out something like "yeah thats right...", you were still very uncomfortable but Koishi didn't let you cover up as she kept staring at it closely while you could tell an idea was forming in her head slowly. "Nee-san would get mad if I didn't provide a female that looks like them for my pets to mate with when they get like this... So i'll be your mate then i'll take you to see Nee-san after!".
You never thought you'd be the type to muck up an easy lay but you couldn't help but to hesitate at her straight forwardness considering today was only supposed to be a fun day in the river, "M-miss, you shouldn't joke around like that to a man, its rude to do so you know?". Koishi shook her head in a cute fashion as she started undoing the button on your pants releasing your frustrated dick, "its okay, because its my job as your master to take care of you so i'm not being mean at all~".
Koishi's hands awkwardly stroked your shaft as she hummed to herself and tried to stare holes into your hard meat, it honestly didn't feel very good but your restraint was already broken thanks to your abstinence. You couldn't help moving your hips a bit pressing into her soft and cool hands as hard as you could which caused her to giggle as she continued. You only grew more frustrated at the lack of proper stimulus and took Koishi's hands into your own and with a quiet word or two you got her to grasp it properly and showed her how to stroke it, to her credit she nodded seriously and kept up the stimulation till you couldn't be satisfied with only her hands anymore.
You grasped her waist pushing her down into the grass and with a vengeance you flip up her skirt which causes Koishi's face to take on a confused expression before you start pulling down her panties and tights which makes her now familiar smile appear back on her face, "Hump a lot and then we'll go home okay?". She does nothing but giggle as the legwear gets stripped off her legs entirely and you can't help but start stimulating the perfect puffy bald slit in front of you with your fingers only to find it moderately wet already. Koishi's eyes closed as she started feeling the pleasure from your stimulation of her covered clit and sensitive lower lips, you sped up your assault not wanting to wait and soon she became a sloppy mess as her voice leaked out and she tensed from a small orgasm.
You lined your overly excited cock up to the small and tight hole and you plunged yourself into her welcoming mouth feeling something small tear. Koishi's face grimaced and she clutched your hand but to her credit didn't cry or ask you to stop and seeing her hanging in there you started moving slowly at first for her sake. After a few slow strokes you couldn't keep yourself back and hoped that the expression easing on her face ment that it was hurting less as you increased your pace. A wet slapping sounds filled the air around you along with the occasional grunt from Koishi as you felt your cock grow impatient and your hips moving faster as you got close. Soon enough you felt yourself shoot your hot cum as you grasped her small body against yours a tight hug, and with a few more pumps you lay her down and pulled out. You cleaned the mix of fluids and blood off your dick and Koishi's messy slit as you thought to yourself you might not mind being a pet.

there, one lewd Koishi story ala carte
Hope you enjoy you idiot

>>41679854
chad tales

>>41939401
>she's pretty much "dead man walking"
This happened 2 years ago, so I'm kind of curious of how things turned out for her. Maybe one of these days I'll check up on her.

>>41939008
>I feel like leaving someone who has a mental age of 13 to their family make you look like an asshole to them
I think the opposite of this is true. If someone has the mental age of 13 and you are dating them then that's just creepy. This more than anything is why I felt bad about the whole situation. If her mind somehow managed to mature I wouldn't mind being in a relationship with her.

>>41679854
Nice

>>41979205
I want to fuck Koishi so bad

>>42008697
Koishi, what's that between your legs?

>>42008760
What is "That"?

>>42008760
It's her leg spinning, not a futanari dick. Sorry to disappoint anon.

>>42015794
But it's tagged futanari in the source and it's made by an artist that does a lot of futanari (and did a bunch of futa koishi recently).
There's also a non-futa version. I don't know why anon didn't post that instead.

if you like futa you're a massive faggot

>>42019140
It's only gay if the balls touch.

>>42019140
>>42019209
Have sex nerds

>>42019299
too difficult

>>42019299
I don't like 3D girls.

I meant with each other not with girls you nerds

>>42019675
can one of us cosplay as koishi? haha

>>41676651

>>41707942
So what you’re saying is groom and date teenagers. I’m one step ahead of you but it’s good to know it works!

>>41877125
Have you gone to Latin Mass? I’ve noticed a surprising amount of young nice looking young adults whenever I’ve gone to a TLM. It’s the vernacular mass that attracts all the geriatric cradle Catholics and people who just don’t want to be there

>>42021457
IT's normal right?

>>42016140
>I don't know why anon didn't post that instead
I posted the cutest with heart eyes but I had not seen the bottom part... Sorry

>>41707942
>>42021471
I find it disturbing that you religious anons are thinking so much about finding and bedding girls. Doesn't your religion discourage stuff like this.

>>42034169
Retard-kun...
Marriage is a sacred union and finding someone to love is never wrong

>>42034346
Yeah but you guys sound like predators. Using a house of worship to get your dick wet. Instead of going there to be enlightened.

>>42034362
Again retard-kun, the point of church is as it has always been a place of fellowship with your fellow faithful as much as a place of worship in which you grow your faith.
Now by how you're throwing around the word "enlightened" I can tell you are least mildly spiritual and see the surface level appeal of the tenets of buddahism or some new age stuff but you don't go to church to reach enlightenment and enlightenment isn't really a concept in Christianity in general.

A girl shared her lunch with me. And was talking to me about pokemon but I've become such a casual gamer due to Touhou that I had no clue what pokemon she was talking about. Touhou and /jp/ have ruined me. I no longer play other games. My entire day consist of shitposting on /jp/. Being out-nerded by a girl is a slap in the face.

>>42038618
>I've become such a casual gamer due to Touhou that I had no clue what pokemon she was talking about
Are you saying that Touhou is a more casual game than pokemon?

>>42038708
No, but a real gamer plays various games. I only play Touhou now.

>>42038801
don't sweat it anon, pokemon is basic bitch nerd gaming nowadays for women and children. I haven't played shit since emerald since I didn't like the direction they were going as a fucking middleschooler/elementary kid aside from my little brother getting me to play a bit of black and white in highschool.
For example nowadays I play grandstrats, CDDA, DF, touhou of course and other various games that I do online with my online friends like baro, zomboid, or BYOND.
Simply you've ascended past that basic level of nerdom and theres shame in that, its like getting into sportsball, its something you only do when you want to chat with normalfags.

>>42038838
woops
>theres no shame in that
teehee

>>42038801
A real gamer plays whatever is fun for him, not necessarily multiple games. You should try other games (I like rhythm games and tetris for example) just to see if there's something else you like, but not feel forced to play them.
Also, even if you play various games that doesn't mean you have to play pokemon. If a girl talks to you about pokemon you can listen to her and then talk to her about touhou in turn, she might be interested if you're lucky.

>>41979205
i beg you please write more

>>42039034
>You should try other games
Back in 2010 I used to own all of the major gaming consoles and I played pretty much every game worth mentioning, but then I became a poor 2hufag that only plays Touhou. I can't carry a conversation with a modern gamer. I don't think I could be considered a gamer if I don't know anything about modern games.

>>42038838
She draws anime characters as well. She would make a perfect wife, but I keep bombing all of my interactions with her. Touhou is a relatively obscure fandom in the west, so it's hard to bring it up in a conversation.

>>42039230
Maybe tomorrow I've been busy writing Reimu fanfic.
Who would you like it be about?
Erotic or wholesome?

>>42041778
>She would make a perfect wife, but I keep bombing all of my interactions
Been there anon, your best bet is to get her wanting to talk to you and texting you then lay it on the line with asking her out without uncertain terms.
Also you can bring it up by playing it around her after you ease yourself into one of her hobbies and bring it up in casual conversation as is appropriate. Don't give up and do your best!

>>42041778
>Touhou is a relatively obscure fandom in the west, so it's hard to bring it up in a conversation.
Just play Touhoumon and bring that up.

>>42041908
>Who would you like it be about?
koishi
>Erotic or wholesome?
i haven't seen enough wholesome stuff lately
(hopefully the arrows work)

Koishe is slute

Koosh is autist

>>42041778
Touhomon as the other anon suggested wouldn't be a bad idea, or Puppet Dance Performance for a more modern approach. Just gotta find a comfortable middle ground. My own recommendation would be bringing up music, as in arranges. Worked well for me.

>>42047654
>>42053919
The Koi is pure.

>>42053919
>>42047654
The 'ishe is slutty autist

Imagine segs with the 'tist

>>42032632
Quick edit for you, anon.

cute

>>42060182
Thank you anon!

>>41941026
>10 years ago I was saying 3DPD just like you on /jp/, but then I got into a relationship
If the last 10 years of human history didn't convince you that the vast majority of women don't deserve human rights, because they are closer to animals, then you are cucked beyond hope.

>>42067402
Why is she so lewd.

>>42073966
She does it subconsciously.

>>42008697
Bobs shou be smaller

>>42073966
Why not?

>>42073966
She's the Closed Eyes of LOVE.

>>42063360
autist

>>42073966
Autists tend to be fucking whores.

You guys would really want to have sex with Koishi Komeiji?

>>42090038
Only if Satorin was watching

>>42090038
I want repeatedly, every night to push it into the Kosh

Goddess of Lust btw

>>42097479
NovelAI is too overpowered!

>>41956933
I am partial to this style of koishi, I think it's cute.

>>42097487
HOT!

>>42102889
Indeed

>>41938737
>>41939333
> doing fun sexual stuff with a girl is bad because muh objectifying but making her cry and breaking up with her while completely disregarding her love for you isn't
You are a fucking moron.

>>41950477
What prevents multiple eggs from getting fertilized in one go?

>>42106645
Eggs are stored in the ovaries, and normally only one egg descends into the uterus during each ovulation. It isn't rare for two or more eggs to descend though, and it's what leads to twins, triplets, etc being conceived. It can also happen that there's a single egg like usual, but the egg splits after being fertilized, and this leads to identical twins.

>>42106844
>>identical twins.
Like Koishi and Satorin?

>>42106376
She had the mental age of 13. It would have been morally wrong to keep it going.

>>42106376
There's nothing wrong with doing sexual stuff but the context of the situation matters. She was mentally a kid in the body of an 18 year old.

>>42109620
Oh yeah? What is the mental age of normal women anyway?

>>42097663
This one isn't KKHTA-themed though, it's just the fanartist's usual style.
>>42109273
They aren't twins, Koishi is younger.

Koishi is definitely all dressed properly for the winter season, she definitely isn't skimping out in certain areas as you can see.

>>42109718
15

Also, after scrolling through this thread I just wanted to say that the amount of normalfags that are on /jp/ nowadays is absolutely disgusting.