/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm getting really tired of holoniggers and vtumors killing half the threads I'm following by spamming their shit in the catalog

>>41715700
same but what can be done, jannies dont do shit, have a cow for your trouble

>>41715668
I found an even weirder cow.

41715737
please take that stuff else where, im sick of seeing gacha stuff

>dust rose from the dry earth with each crunching step
>the air shimmered with the heat
>the water was no mirage though
>kneeling down by it she took a taste
>the water was lukewarm but sweet to her
>she washed her hands and face, exercising great discipline, before drinking
>then he came out of the bush
>the cute mail boy
>"Oh, Jill from accounting! Fancy meeting you here!"
>she was thirsty and in terrible heat and he was naked and soon she was wet and...
The office. A silly place, isn't it?

I'm not sure what's up with this one.

>>41715757
some phantom is having the time of her life

Anon is a slut who'd drink milk from any big breasted monster.

>>41715764
The Hathorite Dynasty was known for such things

>>41715764
i heard of that breed, fancy desert cows that make rich dark chocolate milk

>>41715528
Smug brats should be dommed into submission gently so they learn to like being good girls.

>>41715792
i found this cow out back trying to drain one of my holsts, i grabbed her by her nape and asked what she think she was doing

>>41715771
Wrong! I would drink it from any massively breasted monsters.

I really liked that sabbath idea I had. Now if only I could draw....

>>41715771
its good protein and its free

remofucation camps

What is the dragon hiding?

>>41715847
It's where fluffy monster are deported for not taking care of said fluff ?

I love big strong girls so much

>>41715860
Juicy fat roasted tail.

>>41715869
I have an urge to make out with one embracing me.

>>41715860
She wants you to think that she's hiding her treasure but really she's hiding the fact that she doesn't have any treasure.

>>41715868
>find yourself a cute sith
>she doesn't tale care of herself and her fur is all matted and disgusting
At least she'll make you brush it.

>>41715834
Watch out for ojou-sama holsts.
Their milk is extra sweet and creamy, not good for your macros.

>>41715888
fuck off to /trash/

>>41715847
All I'm saying is there's no evidence that it was more than 250 thousand danukis.

>>41715869
i do love girls who are way bigger than me and are stronger because they are much larger but prefer them to be chubby, much nicer to sleep on

>>41715879
>>41715913
amen

>>41715898
no

>>41715860
That despite all the yuri she really wants the D.

>>41715908
You cant hold all that dark-mana behind wooden doors.

>>41715700
Blame the mods for allowing it here for some reason despite giving them an entire board

>>41716115
I think it's safe to say that jannies are among the people that monsters will not go for

>>41715764
I know her massive lactating tits are one thing but the pharaoh's hair in this picture looks so fluffy. I want to pet her

Pesky heroines get their humanity privileges revoked.

>>41716147
>humanity
>privilege

>>41716147
Gonna become a mighty hero just so I can bully the vampire the vampire who kept raising taxes on the peasants and turning the girls into either ghouls or vampires as punishment.

>>41716123
So many pretty horns, different styles and sizes. I want to rub and lick them all!

>>41716203
>local anon falls to the first pick of ghouls on his way to the castle
Many such cases.

>>41716213
>horn rubbing
extremely lewd and indecent

I bet "working the graveyard shift" is a lot more literal in MGC.
How do I deal with Vampire costumers that keep flirting with me?

>>41716255
Can vampires just enter anywhere with a welcome sign?

>>41716263
>removing any signs welcoming the customer prevents vamps from coming in
>they have to use the drive-thru, where they can't get their hands on the male staff
this is discrimination

>>41716264
The undead have no rights bro

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>41716147
Vampires are gay lol

Post your most pouty mg

>>41716392
The world is a vampire

>>41716147
A vampire harem seems like it would get gross quick if they do this kinda thing

>>41716334
>Pay 9,99
>She'll let you sniff it
>She breathes out, 10 meters away
>Want to stick your face in her mouth?
>"That's extra, goy"

>those chubby thighs that don't even fit in the stockings
I don't want to call her a big fat voremonster, but...

How do I join the snake cult so I can ask out the high priestess?

>>41716466
Getting milked for money by her just makes it that much more hot

>>41716545
The high priestess is already married. Her eldest daughter though, who will be the next high priestess, is still very much single

Life inside a sandworm sounds pretty cool, and lewd

i wanna be some fighter that gets hurt often but wins and flirt with the older nurse monster girl gently scolds me about going to far

Look at that cool girl with sprite glasses. Street cred up, right?
Honestly thought about doing that Jabby vs Bazel request but I dunno about Bazel's design. We talking about Monster Hunter Bazelgeuse, right

>>41716757
I want to grab a hinezume and just bodyslam her and then sit on her until she gives up, because despite all her training she's still just a mouse and she shouldn't try to fight outside her weight class.

>>41716817
She's got that Arcueid sweater

>POV: you're a shota lost in hagville

>>41716757
I just wanna be a random guard that stands up to a way too strong monster girl.

>>41716930
i just want to do something tough but have some nice caring monster there to nag me a bit but ultimately care for me

>>41716852
why are fox hags so smug and creepy

>>41716334
Is she wearing her pantsu on her head?
That's not her breath you're sniffing.

>H.A.G.

>>41716951
Hot And Graceful

Only real anons will understand the struggle.

>>41716985
I would happily give my life saving the bees!

>>41716985
Well this was the last place I expected to see dr.bees.

>>41716930
>Guard anon managed to stop the dragon from stealing the kingdom’s treasure
>Sadly he lost his life in service to the crown
>All that’s left was a pile of ash
>Meanwhile guard anon is now being guarded by doting dragon wife
>Never met a human as stupid as him to stand up to her
>Knows he’ll get himself killed if she doesn’t take care of him
>He even jumped into her fire breath to stop her
>Luckily it just burned away his clothes
>Hugs him even tighter and wraps her wings around him

>>41715668
No escape from the mass mind rape

>>41716998
A blast from the past.

>>41717003
Very cute

>>41716985
10/10

>>41716862
cute daughter

How does one survive a "hunted by the whole farm" scenario?

>>41717012
Escape?

>>41717062
From the city

Guys, help, I've been playing hide-and-seek with a Chameleos and she keeps sneaking right behind me and trying to give me head.

I've only been saved from that because she hasn't quite figured out what pants are, how do I get her to stop?

>>41717071
Breaking out is impossible
Breaking in is insane

>>41717027
Trickery and hiding, pray they can't smell fear

>>41717083
Follow me, set me free
Trust me and we will escape from the city

Anons, I feel really down and alone after moving. Could you post some cute hellhounds for me? I like her a lot.

>>41717012
>>41717062
They look so squishy and huggable

>>41717117

>>41717117
I'd act tsundere around a hound just to really get her in the pelvis smashing mood

>>41717163
Isn't that bed a little too small for her?
>>41717169
Alternate hairstyles are really cute!!

>>41716985
>>41716993
>Ywn eat delicious honeybee girl vomit

man, hakus really drain me with their homework, its so boring but i have to do it

>>41715668
A hebi is good for you

>no MG auntster who is really down to earth and funny and loves me even when I mess up

>>41717238
Hang out with a cool one, even homework isn't boring with her.

>>41717265
but the one i got is very strict and old fashioned

>>41717265
>genki gyaru Hakutaku
Stop making me want to go back to school!

>>41717273
Cool Gyarutaku classmate can still help you with homework from your strict Haku teacher.

>>41717262
Simple dreams.

>>41717295
nah fuck homework all together, i just gotta get 100s on everything else

>>41716461
>Vampire feeding her firstborn daughter by vomiting husband blood into her mouth like a baby bird

hop on, nerd

>>41717327
Gross dude whatcthe he'll

>no possessive wife to wake up to every day staring deeply into your eyes

>>41717273
>>41717312
i got it, i'll fuck her then that will loosen her up

>>41717281
No escape now anon, soon you'll be dealing with p'orc delinquents and 'nubis student council

>>41717360
That seems really unsafe. She should wear a helmet.

>>41717381
yeah, eyes, that's what i was staring at

>>41717404
Will the gyaru pharaoh corrupt the anubis class president?

>>41717418
don't worry, the apophis moral committee member will sort them out

>>41717381

>>41716817
I would fuck Baglegoose-chan

>>41716817
OR here; yeah, if it helps you can remove the explosive 'beard', though you can keep it if you think it'll improve the overall design.

Someone made a Kulve Taroth dating sim

Golden Time
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoXVo0HZt3MI2_qL1x2AR2wxp5JFRHJqGQUGDhILOWOWKsnw/viewform

I want mommy kulve to break my dick and put it back together with kintsugi

Including both MGE and non-MGE girls, what would be the best huge breasted species for very rough maledom sex?

>>41717117
"cute hellhounds" implies there are situations where hellhounds are not cute
that is wrong, as hellhounds are always cute

Imagine, the sweet milk of a dormouse.

>>41717412
man I love that elf very much

>>41715668

>>41717589
Draphs

How will Eros decide who gets the first son of the DL?

>>41717751
A children's card game

>>41717751
FFA between the unmarried Lilims, last girl standing gets him.

>>41717763
with monster girls on motorcycles?

>>41717763
but all I've got is a black/white heal/damage loop deck...

>>41717701
fried fish looks tasty

>>41717879
I didn't think foxes had emotions that weren't smug or double peace sign lewd face.

>>41717751
just think of possibilities
>classic prince and pauper
>royal romance
>knight and their charge
>dragon abduction
>runaway
>love on the battlefield
>arranged marriage
so many scenarios, but only one prince...

>>41717751
bet he runs from home and fights in touraments with a mass

>>41717533
>YeaHeaBoi
neat little thing

>>41717962
>>41717952
>running away
no good, Mara still wants to give him the "blessing" she was restrained from giving at the official ceremony, poor kid can't be away from a strong magical source

i wonder what type of hemets would exite some sallys and monsters that really like helms, ya know the ones where the males would have some nice head gear or something, maybe a good kettle helm or a morion with the plume

>>41717879
Why is the Fox angry?

>>41718035
>sallies are faceless appreciators

>>41718035
modern helmets are just as likely as any other

>>41718066
Belmo

>>41718055
but which of helm they would like a barbuta, frog mouth, sallet, great helm, basicent, close helm, or something very different?

>>41718055
>space lizards entranced by the mysterious captain anon

>>41718035
>sallys
?

>>41718101
slang for salamanders, newfren

>>41718104
Nah that's not it.

>>41718109
you mean the slang or you being new to that slang?

>>41718104
>fren
Refrain from typing like a retard

>>41718117
sorry, i aint gonna do that

>>41718114
I think he means he doesn't get why Salamanders would like helmets.

>>41718128
some types of sallys might like that stuff due to ancient instinct from their dino ancestors

Anyone got any ideas for making my cait sith OC?

>>41718159
Yeah a couple. Make it so she doesn't exist and you go back to your aids fiesta d*scord.

>>41718159
Just make her a big ball of fluff like that meiling panda meme.

>>41718181
Which discord?

Do dragon sisters get along?

DNA evidence

>>41718186
Example pic

>>41718159
You'll have a solid base by editing that picture of soijak hanging himself.

>>41718159
Start here.

How do I deal with horny angels constantly saying the Chief God tasked them with containing my lust so I don’t breed with a monster?

>>41718333
>no, miss angel, you are the monsters

Gonna go grave robbing in Dragonia. I bet those dragons were buried with all sorts of expensive jewelry.

>>41718333
Just pretend she's not there and say angels aren't real a ton

>>41718333
dunno, maybe ask them to pray with you?

>>41718333
They have insulted you by assuming your lust can be contained. Make the Demon lord proud and break them. Leave no angel uncorrupted.

>>41718333
They''re right just do as you're told by them.

Bonjour, chers utilisateurs anonymes. Je suis venu vous dire que j'apprécie les beautés divines à la peau sombre qui dépassent les filles pâles qui étaient autrefois considérées comme belles, et que je conseille vivement à chaque homme humain parmi nous d'avoir une belle reine sombre. S'il vous plaît, faites l'amour avec des elfes sombres, des amazones, des filles krampus, des oceloméhs, des orcs élevés, et surtout des chiens de l'enfer. Le sexe sera forcé et vous n'aurez aucune question à la fin. Vous aurez une déesse noire avec des pattes, des jambes duveteuses, et/ou une queue et elle vous utilisera comme un godemiché comme un bon garçon que vous êtes devenu pour elle.

>>41718466
>"
didnt know angels can type with one hand
>>41718510
sorry i dont speak homo loser

>>41716863
>Parents said not to talk to strangers unless they are police
>Ask nearby policewoman for help

>>41718510
Je ne parle frog.

>>41718510
Why is this cat speaking frog?

>>41718521
police monster women in general shouldn't be trusted anyways.
Let's say you're being chased by six autistic succs and you resort to the police as your final resort. The police are just gonna restrain you and let the rape happen and they're gonna allow unrelated monsters walking by to cheer them on

>>41717062
>Being passed around as a squid plaything

>>41718510
>French is ze language of love, mon amie hon hon hon
>you like ze petit children, non? then come to ze Paris Sabbath, we stuff your face with le kwasont et la kunni aussi sacre blue

>>41718623
>this is also my childhood neighbor. They all are my childhood neighbor. I think I must have lived on a culdesac.

>>41718532
She's a chocolate cat and the French had a number of colonies in Africa.

I'm so thirsty.

Kiiishishishishi~

Anons. The winter is almost here and it's going to get cold. Who's your top pick for the coziest monster to cuddle once it's snowy outside?

>>41718792
My favorite monster girl has that covered.

>>41718763
i had a stupid though of a human boy being raised by wild kakuens and he meets a civilized succ from the city

>>41718792
I could go for a cute Sally.

>>41718763
I don't come from monkeys. I come in the monkey.
>>41718818
This time it's the guy who teaches a stressed monster how to enjoy the simpler life.

>>41718792
fluffy ogre spider

>>41718845
Setting up campfires in the wild can attract all kinds of Monsters!

>>41718852
You fool, she's gonna attract a Rajang!

>>41718792
Climate change made it so it'll never be cold again, I don't have to worry about snow, i'll continue being nudist with my wife in the nice polluted hot air like usual

>>41718792
I know she's a bit lacking in body heat, but she's always the choice for me. Zombie daki is the only one for me.

>>41718852
I like to think few monsters would want to tango with an ushi-oni. Especially when she has already claimed a dude.

>>41718792
Will o the wisp, can't feel cold if you are constantly burning

>>41718792
Either a salamander because she's warm and doesn't like cold either, or a wight that wants to stay warm, or an ice queen you've gotten used to.

>>41718792
Dire Miralis. Everywhere she goes, she brings her own hot tub!

>>41718792
Hellhounds, if you really think about it hellhounds a pretty good for winter, who needs to pay for heating when your wife is already one. Also if you use her milk for hot chocolate you can skip a few steps.

>>41718792
its robo time

>>41718792
wurm jabberwock and ophanim bogie

>>41718181
>>41718227
Why are you guys so mad? Yeah furries are fucking disgusting (i throw lolis into the same bin too) but it's canon

>>41718974
so?

>>41718974
>suddenly brings lolis into it again
You aren't fooling anyone

>>41718924
>if you use her milk for hot chocolate
care to elaborate how this would warm you up any better than regular hot chocolate?

>>41718974
Can't resist complaining about lolis while defending furries, like clockwork.

>>41718792
Me and 2 plump elves in bed.

>>41718996
>>41719030
He's not wrong, they are canon.

need me a big dumb bird

>>41719061
So is a potion that turns you into a dog, but somehow people here don't want to see pictures of a cute succ getting railed by a literal fucking dog.

>>41719091
> large and powerful beasts such as wolves and horses are preferred.
lmao.

>>41719083
Get yourself an Onmoraki!

Spending time with your monster girl wife at the park is peak comfy anons.

>>41718890
You have enough body heat for both of you with some blankets.

>>41718792
I want a dormouse cuddle pile

>>41719144
they are small so you would need it. The downside of small girls.

>>41719138
i want a really long greenworm

>>41719159
Long Greenworms with kissable tummies are what all men should desire

>>41719152
You don't need more than one small girl if she's a heat source.

>>41719209
but I do want more than one small girl

>>41719229
yeah but then i start wanting more than 1 big girl too

>>41719207
I'm sorry, I find Wonderworms with kissable tummies more desirable.

>>41719299
they're so delightfully languid

Imagine a big strong monstergirl with a femboy husband:

>https://twitter.com/wanderjegson/status/1578460245642588160
>https://twitter.com/wanderjegson/status/1588622075199193090

I do agree that a cute femboy husband and a big strong tomboy wife is a cute dynamic. Can it also translate well with mamono?

dont care, reddit spacing, homo shit
fuck off

>>41719371
gay

>>41719299
Wonderworms are acceptable as well anon.

>>41719377
You dropped this (you)

>>41718043
Semen withdrawal.

>>41719401
Wonderful

Fox property.

Remember that if you're the only guy in an adventuring party with monsters there is a 9/10 chance you will end up as their husband.

>>41718892
>I was showering honey, can I please have some privacy?

>>41719443
You can remain a virgin if you're the comic relief of the party, especially the type that makes wild claims about his romantic prospects.

>>41719443
I'm the healslut not healhusband. My pyrow wives and I keep it strictly professional.

>>41719459
Anon no, if you're the comic relief then chances are you 'die' in the horror quest line!

>>41719463
>Healslut
>Wives
>Professional.

>>41719478
got a healslut business card and everything

>>41719445
She knows that you know that you're only supposed to shower with her.

>>41719443
I wanted to be an adventurer, but I don't know if I can take that risk. A 10% chance of losing my girls is just too risky.

>>41719443
Works for me

>>41719478
It's an occupation thing you wouldn't understand.

>>41719493
The 10% is accounted alpings.

>>41719443
That's just silly, anon. My party members are all my good friends and there's no way friends see each other like that

>>41719497
Its a great way to bond and also build that nest egg

>>41719478
>Anon no, if you're the comic relief then chances are you 'die' in the horror quest line!
Nah, you can just sit it out in a safe place away from the party cause your personality clashes with the tone of that quest, or after you "die" you come back safe and sound (and still a virgin cause it's funny).

>>41719530
>choose comic relief
>It will be easy, they said.
>lose in the first dungeon to the big bad showing off how evil she is
>party thinks you are dead to give them a reason to fight on
>pop up again just at the final boss fight to give a motivational speech with the boss's former lieutenant that the party defeated.
>"Hey guys, I didn't die! And this nice mindflayer helped me through my trauma."
>"Eyes down here, please. This is where I live now, I just kinda hang off it."
Don't be that guy

>>41719443
>Remember that if you're the only guy in an adventuring party with monsters there is a 9/10 chance you will end up as their husband.
Recruiting lvl1 party members from Beginner Town has some hidden risks even though they're just cute lolis.

>>41719591
>Remember, when recruiting level 1 lolis to make sure you hire them from either a reputable guild or have the "identify" skill
>Mostly because Identify will tell you if their true level is 1 or if their job level is one...and their true level is up in the 50s.

>>41719443
I'm gonna go to the adventuring guild in Hagville and join a party!

>>41719489
But I had a bad day at work!

>Being the comic relief
>Not tanking damage for the squishy dark mage
I am big fat dude, I will grind to become big musclefat dude, and protect the soft girls behind me!

Sounds like a lot of effort, I'm just going to bend the hub town merchant over her counter and end my adventure there.

>>41719627
You're in her embrace, your day is immediately better.

>>41719478
Finally, it's finally gonna end.

>>41719599
Max level witch got tired of looking for a perfect Onii-Chan and decided to make her own. The Sabbath has some pretty bad issues with groomers.

>>41719667
You WILL be happy.

>>41719669
>"What? I'm a level 1 sorceress!"
>'Yes but you're also a level 99 witch.'

>>41719648
>"You thought it was a tanuki but it was actually a Kitsune in disguise!"

>>41719669
>The Sabbath has some pretty bad issues with groomers.
I'll gladly take any and all level 999 baphomets that want to groom me until they turn on me and say now I have to prove my worth in a fight.
Then give up instantly because I had already proven myself on the journey.

>>41719443
>want to try your hand at this adventuring stuff
>don't really know where to start but ms echidnas dungeon is rated for beginners
>they're even nice enough to rent you some equipment for cheap, a couple waivers and signatures later you're good to go
>one room later you're pit against a level 1 slime who melts all your equipment and sexually assaults you for a while
>no biggie, these things happen. you scrap together enough equipment to maintain a bit of modesty and go to bumble your way out
>at the exit you slam into an invisible barrier that reminds you that you still have a debt to pay
>breakage of the rental equipment counts against you and it's quite a hefty tab
>thankfully ms echidna is a kind and reasonable lady who will allow you to work off your debt at the rest-stop tavern halfway through her dungeon
>the uniforms a little tight but you take to the job pretty well. most of the customers are just lonely monsters annoyed no adventurers ever make it far enough in the dungeon to reach them.
>sure they get a little rowdy and handsy every so often but overall they're very nice and love to chat
>ms slime stops by to wink at you every so often
maybe becoming level 99 bartender was the real adventure

>>41719443
What happens in the 1/10 chance? You become [TRUE COMPANIONS]?

>>41718510
Thanks homie, I guess.

>>41719727
Every rpg that I've played that had non combat classes has always led me to getting completely derailed from the adventure. I'd probably end up being married to some mermaid princess or leviathan monster girl because I maxed out fisherman after I found a free rod in the starting zone.

>>41719665
I can’t argue with that with the Ushi

>>41719671
I would be happy with her and her alone

>>41719757
It accounts for alping.

>>41719443
i'll just go solo, no matter how bad it gets

ded

>>41720056
Yeah well if they're so great then why don't I have a foxwife sitting in my lap RIGHT NOW?

Uh oh! Cursed Gun being indecent.

>>41720056
I am immune to fox propaganda

>>41720061
>why don't I have a foxwife sitting in my lap RIGHT NOW?
A question that haunts us all.

>>41720061
she is too busy raiding your underwear drawer, common among foxes

wurm wife is best wife

>>41720130
Woah! Small!

>>41720144
Silly wurm, she isn't flat!

>>41720229
she aint shaded, and heres her cousin, they come form a family of wurm holsts

>>41720144
>>41720257
and heres there great x 10^6 grand aunt

>>41720126
You are not immune to Foxpaganda

>>41720307
iam,ion;lythinKofWURM

>>41715668
YOU UNWASHED MASSES CAN INLY CHOOSE ONE! THE PHARAOH OR THE APOPHIS! WHI DO YOU CHOOSE!? PICK ONE AND ONLY ONE!

>>41720329
Oh... no?!

>>41720329
>telling me what to do
screw you, I'll take them both!

>>41720329
apophis+anubis is better anyhow

>>41720329
Step 1. I pick the snek
Step 2. I use said snek to get the Pharaoh.

Good night Anons,

Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember that monster girls have a habit of sleeping atop your chest so make sure you're sleeping on your back so its easier for them to get there.

>>41720361
>sleep on back
>succ neighbor breaks in to sleep on top of you since you "were asking for it"
think I'll just sleep on my side

>>41720369
>"Hah, this will show the-"
>Get big neighbor oni big spooning you

>>41720375
s-surely sleeping facedown will protect me?

How do you escape from a Bogey?

>>41720381

Welcome to snegging, population: you.

>>41719443
I'm Saving Myself for the Level 15 Hellhound in the dungeon, while my level 2 Ass may not be able to defeat her in combat right now, I will get strong enough to be even with her.

>>41720381
>"Anon are you OK? Why do you hate yourself?"
>Dormouse asking why Anon is sleeping like that

>>41720381
Sleep in a sitting position. They'll never see that one coming!

>>41720383
pull some zippers

>>41720399
>sleepy kot claims your lap

>>41720399
>sleep sitting up
>>>41720130 happens

>>41720403
>>41720412
It seems we need to take drastic measures. Time to sleep walk!

>>41720426
>neighbors fall over themselves trying to direct your sleepwalking into their homes
Nah, we just need not to sleep

Sometimes I wonder if the people here would be considered himbos if the portals open up

>>41720329
>>41720341
>>41720350
>>41720356
>Choosing and worshipping harlots

Fools! I only worship and praise King Deshret, the Scarlet King! The true god king of all the desert lands!

>>41720391
It's just more comfy. I get to hug my pillow and pretend I'm hugging someone. I do the same when I lay on my side. Makes me feel less lonely. If only there were a better way.

>>41720476
i'm only a slut until a monster shows interest in me, then i'm an exclusive slut.

>>41720476
>portal opens
>only strong enough for a few monsters to get through at a time
>bottleneck forms
>married monsters have to drive past a crowd of Anons holding cardboard signs with their types and preferred species
>word reaches the monster side that there's a horde of men begging to fuck them on the other side
>lilim in charge decides it must be a trap and restricts access
>horny energy on both sides of the portal starts ripping open random holes in space time

>>41720476
Does it count if you're being dense and dumb on purpose?

>>41720486
are bogeys canonically that big?

>>41720518
depends how much stuffing you use

>>41720518
They are technically an oni

>>41720329
After her careful plan comes together, the rebel-leader TismWan rides triumphantly into the Palace with her Anon... and they are riding on a smirking BlackHoss...

>>41720329
I don't want

Is it a valid strategy to anger monsters by pushing false information?
>Telling a vampire that they were once the size of cats and leapt from tree to tree
>Telling a kejourou their hair is actually a kind of dextrous cartilage
>Telling a ryu she's actually more closely related to oomakude than she is to other dragons
>Telling a ghoul they used to be an anal focused species instead of a blowjob one
>Telling a lilim that succubi are just human women with bone deformities that resemble horns, wings, and a tail

>>41720523
>>41720486
>KC makes a girl with Seaport energy
>Gives her an aesthetic I absolutely can't stand

I love my wife!

>>41720612
>Telling an Inari that you like the Huli Jing next door more
>Telling Fatalis that she "isn't as strong as the stories make her out to be"
>Telling a dormouse that Daylight Savings Time hit early

>>41720476
We're not good looking enough for that.

>>41720612
>Telling an angel that you're an Atheist and that she's not actually an angel but a magical apparition.

>>41720496
Luckily it only takes one extremist mamono to very quickly solve this issue. Based KC really though of everything

>>41718043
stuck in a shitty gacha

I want freedom, to become one with Shog

>>41721022
but what about muh free will, muh humanity?

>>41718630
good post

>>41721013
Hate it when that happens

>>41721013
>>41721170
I love that one little fennec fox I but don't want to contribute to arkshit spam here

>>41721170
Is she one of them Death Stranding delivery people?

>>41721179
Fair. It has some solid character designs.

>>41721182
She's an explorer and an asshole

>>41721022
Granted; shog grants you total freedom and will do anything you desire. The downside is merging with her feels so good you want for nothing more than to live in her pseudo-seedbed.

>>41718510
Salut mon gars, va te faire foutre avec ton pavé traduit sur Google traduction. Je te rejoins seulement sur les chat noirs, ça c'est bien mais il faut les mater et les dresser. D'après ce que tu dis c'est clairement pas ton objectif ce qui fait de toi une salope.
Tldr : you're not french, only black Kots are cool and women, not men, should be tamed

>>41721170
>>41721179
>>41721199
That game has so many character designs that I wish could get used in something other than a gachashit phone game.

>>41721244
Yeah it sucks, if they made a premium game I'd probably play it but I just don't wanna touch gacha shit with a ten foot pole.

>>41721179
Same. It hurts going scavenging for mg art and finding a golden picture just for it to be gacha or a vtuber. Especially if it's for a girl that is pretty niche.

>>41721256
Eh, I don't really care what the source is as long as it looks good. People seem to get worked up about it though.
Pic related doesn't look far off from a normal MGE yeti but people go psycho because it's apparently a vtuber, but whatever.

>>41721270
>People seem to get worked up about it though.
I would say it's less of a problem with the game itself and more with the recent trend of gachaspam, often with no commentary added. There were very few complaints when it was mostly occasional boatfox or even rarer fate girls.
Vtubers are less known so most people don't know unless they reverse search it.

>>41721294
Yeah that's fair

>>41721270
Fuck, I was sure it was a yeti until I read your post

>>41721331
Sorry to disappoint!

>>41721270
>Sasquatchulous
heh

>>41721331
vtumors often copy MGE designs, I think a not-kobold was one of the first I've seen.

>>41721256
Personally I don't care. A good design is a good design.

>>41721270
I'd have never known that image was a vtuber if you didn't say so.

>>41721402
I've posted it a few times before in the past and had several people angrily comment on it, seemed like most people knew but I guess it was only a vocal minority.

>>41721355
theres a hellhound one somewhere

>>41721447
no I think that one's from mg dreams

>>41721447
There is yeah, he uses this rig. I feel kinda bad for him paying what was likely a decent bit of coin to have it made (along with others) but he doesn't seem like he gets many viewers at all.

I'm going to skip the maid stage and go directly to shoggoth wife.

>>41721457
>He
Wait what ?

>>41721469
Yeah. Guy just really likes Hellhounds, he doesn't try to pass himself off as a girl or anything, just has a Hellhound for his model. I've seen some Japanese male vtubers do the same, not super uncommon, but I do imagine most people would prefer an actual girl.

the rain has stopped, I can once more venture outside

>>41721506
Going outside when it rains is comfy. I walk 1 hours during some big rains after i got rejected and at the end i was happy, the smells of humid forest and grass cleared my mind.

>>41721506
You're in the eye of the storm. You can't run from her now.

>>41721506
>wall of rain blocks off your path back home
>wind starts pushing towards the safe refuge in the mountain shrine
no use fighting it

>>41721506
>Ryu goes to the store
>Small kid is very curious about her
>"Madam, are you a Chinese dragon?"
>3 days of rain follow
>Not because of the Chinese dragon part
>It's because she was called "Madam" when she's still a youthful 500 y/o lady

>>41721506
Will someone go to the shrine and fuck her already
It's been raining for 23 days in a row i want to go fishing goddamnit

>>41721807
Alright, I'll take one for the team. Wish me luck, bros

>>41721828
Watch out for the snakes loitering around the shrine entrance.

Eastern dragons are virgins

>>41721469
>>41721490
Obvious coombait models tend to attract ire when the voices don't match up. But even if he put on a Dr. Mrs. The Monarch smoker voice that ain't going to make him entertaining or stream with a consistent schedule. This is the first I'm hearing of him so his networking sucks ass

>>41718792
that would be best girl LN-edition genki Minotaur

>>41721899
>All dragons are virgins
fixed

>>41722051
I follow him on twitter, purely because he gets comms of his hellhound, and I like hellhounds. He tries, but it's hard to make it anywhere in streaming.

>>41720612
Remember that Manticores pretend that monsters kill and eat humans, so it's possible there was at least one case of Manticore cockblocking another monster.

How many explosion jokes can I make before Ms. Brachy enrages?

>Kikimora comes to a realization
>her master never ordered her or requested anything, he just passively goes with whatever she does
>she decides she must make him more assertive

>>41718792
i pick an elf,you can never go wrong with an elf

>>41722256
>Implying kiki doesn’t know best
>Implying kiki doesn’t know her master well enough to do things without his order
>Implying kiki isn’t holding me at broom point
>Implying kiki hasn’t looked away and this isn’t a call for help
>Implying I wouldn’t want a shog to save me

>>41721899
So am I
Remember to stay pure for your monster wife.

>>41722405
>Not turning your wife/girlfriend into a monster

>>41722154
hell, even the royal court are alll virigns

>>41722474
Do you really think we have either of those?

>>41722405
If we stay virgin and celeb because we hope that some magical portals will open, are we mad ?

>>41722284
Two elves? Three elves?

>>41722513
We're all a little mad here.

>>41722524
Just one

>>41722633
Booring

>>41722528
choco cheshire is better cheshire

I know it's an old and overused trope, but I still believe the best elves are the haughty pure virgins who become absolute nymphos after their first time.

>>41722639
I told you to stop using these words Cheshy, now look what Druella did to you as a punishment.
>>41722646
I get a feeling that is quite true, even without believing in it.

>>41722649
ah yes, the fake adidas swimsuit

>>41722653
>when Cheshire wife hears your ancestors were polish

>>41722653
gopnik chesh when?

>>41722649
>druella
>Thinks that her skin color is the only reason is why no men want her
>>41722662
I'd start speaking spanish

>>41722666
satan, i believe you have the skill to make such high art

>>41722653
Cheshires don't have the money to buy brand name products.
They're all either minimum wage tour guides or paid internet shills.

>>41722718
thats why you go for hatters and jabberwocks, they both are rich

>>41722633
Good man. Monogamy is the true path to happiness.

>>41722724
I'd rather neet out with a cheshire who hates life like me.

>>41722784
>hates life
come on, you aint 12

>>41722788
I think you are being too literal there. Most people hate their lives.