/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>41705782

>>41705754

>>41705795
Is that a recent tweet?
I thought the whole idea of a Bicorn promoting Ntr/Harem was that she gets more dark-mana from a busy Husbando than a vanilla monogamous one?

>>41705812
Bicorn are a mistake. Like dark elves and the furry ones.

>>41705791
She's very pretty but that is a LOT of monster

>>41705820
>dark elves
Why? they are just elves for people into harder femdom variants.

>>41705845
and incest

>>41705812
is at the end of the Encyclopedia Entry for Bicorn.
Just want to figuer out if other bicorns are treated just the same as any other monster in the harem, when it comes to the "mana flow".

>>41705753
I might risk a Mershark BJ but it takes trust to let your Dragon-waifu go down
>great balls of fire

>she sees you succumbing to her venom

>>41705894
Mamono fire on your dick will just feel funny, just don't wear anything and don't sit on anything flammable.

https://files.catbox.moe/cxr4jt.mp4
Been meaning to get her animated for quite some time so special thanks to Vada for this.

>>41705916
or find a dragon that breathes lightning

Gonna make a powerpoint to try to explain to my bicorn wife why monogamy is better.

Ideas what to draw?

>>41705877
Yeah, its an unknown effect.
There were a few ideas here that an Anon could game the Bicorn=Ntr system by having a harem solely of other Bicorns, so hes simultaneously cucking all the others every time he fucks one of them, but that doesn't fit with the 'mana-cocktail' idea.
It seems that it sets a practical limit to Bicorn harems to avoid taking over all of MGC, but whether making your 6th waifu a second Bicorn means you get another 4 waifus, then another Bicorn.... there has to be a practical limit on the Anon sharing his time with them all anyway.

>>41706059
Yeti in a Wolverine costume

>>41706059
Bicorn Katamari

>>41705951
I bet Wurms can hold their breath for a long time.
>>41706059
Gonna ask for the thing from the previous thread: >>41703540

>>41706059
The 'guy looks back' meme but its a Unicorn-waifu and a passing Bicorn

>>41706061
wasn't the practical limit the man basically getting no pleasure until he's fucked all of them? seems counter productive to add more when you're just frustrated that you have to conga line through like 20 manamo just to get off. And even then, accounting into the fact that some of them might be incredibly impatient might stop from adding even more

>>41706059
Dancing gremlin calling an elf ugleh.

>>41705877
My guess is that the Bicorns will count towards each others harem limit (max 6 women, including Bicorn) so 1 Bicorn has a limit of 6 women, 2 Bicorns has a limit of 10, 3 Bicorns has a limit of 12, 4 Bicorns has a limit of 12, 5 Bicorns has a limit of 10 and 6 Bicorns has a limit of 6. On a tangentially related note, my Bicorn wife wants to be part of a harem where all the other women are former humans that we monsterize together.

>>41705894
those sad little wings

>>41705820
Bicorns don't make any sense. Like, at all, even their gimmick is a bit of a joke since it' isn't like they have exclusive access to harems.

>>41706061
>>41706131
Thanks for answering.
After some thinking I have come to this conclusion: you would be limited by how few bicorns might exist out there.
I mean, what unicorn would marry a guy already with a bicorn, wouldn't it be weird if they just gave away their own purity so easily?
Unicorns seek virgins, and only become Bicorns when their own partner is impure.
Bicorns can't attract another bicorn into the harem, since they are created when already married.

>>41705820
I like them, I just wish you didn't have to betray a unicorn to get them

>>41706131
So you like used goods. It explains why you also like bicorn, faggot

>>41706196
Nurarihyon is op.

>>41706231
Monsterization is one of my favorite parts of the setting.

>>41706196
Their gimmick isn't really harems, but rather corruption of purity to the extreme MGE allows.

>>41706117
>>41706131
You also have to factor in that most Mamono are going to want to hold out for an Anon of their own.
Even if Anons are scarce, and Bicorns are supposed to be skilled at luring in fresh waifus, its only going to be lowly or poor-self-esteem mamonos who are going to settle for only getting 1/6th of a polluted Anon.
So the likely harem candidates aren't likely to be haughty nobles - Lilims, Wights, Vamps- or other prestige species, or species that are very highly momoganous - Unicorns, Hebis - they're going to be desperate Hags or the species no other Anon wants.
>your Bicorn harem is a Hag Dragon, a Cu Sith, an Alp, a Mimic and a Crab.

>>41706231
former humans aren't 100% always used goods, though?

>>41706260
pfff, she can't even do that. There isn't a single girl in mge that isn't about corruption into a sex crazed slut.

Even Anubis have a line for it.

>>41706271
I'd say it's damn close to a sure bet, though, in his defense. Unless they monsterized at twelve or some shit.

>>41706263
>no cait sith because rulers have standards
grim. Enjoy your devil bug goblin harem. Might get lucky and snag an imp who just wants some playmates.
>>41706279
I am unsure if young children who monsterize count as 2human4me. Probably not, casual sex isn't something that crosses their minds. It's staggering how many adult women view sex as just something you have every other week with someone.

>>41706275
It's hard to get more extreme than corrupting a symbol of purity, though.

>>41706271
>I only have 96% of getting poison when drinking a glass water
>Let's drink it after not all of them are poison
>Repeat ad vitam eternal
It's thanks to peoples like you that we live everyday a little more in a nightmare (i'm not speaking about the horse one)

>>41706217
Unicorns will only marry Virgin Anons.
Okay, thats simple.
But as this board shows even full-wizard 30yo KLVs can be perverts and lust after multiple mamonos.
Its then a practical question of what kind of mamonos will cheat with an Anon who's already married to a Unicorn?
So even if a Uni's husbando is a sleazebag perving on other mamonos, what are the chances he gets to physically cheat?
I guess there might be a few horny desperate mamonos, or weird circumstances like full-moon in-heat etc that might lower their resistances.

Projecting your 3d prejudices onto a fantasy pseudo JRPG land and where the largest human faction is a pre-modern super-puritanical society is quite silly.

>>41706380
Geez, at least get a Dragon and an Eagle-harpy squeezing a Tanuki.
That's so off-thread its pathetic.

I came here to talk about succubus titties, not whatever the fuck this is.

41706380
>off-topic image
>false whitepilling

>>41706380
Why would you /pol/ faggots do this?

>>41706419
Can we talk about her abs too?

>>41706419
Now this is a succubus I can get behind

>>41706410
/pol/tards seem to have become more obnoxious lately

>>41706419
too manly

41706380
Fuck off and off topic pic
>>41706366
I'm speaking post portal and here. After a few weeks how can you tell the difference. They will lie and hide themselves between true blood mamono.

>>41706410
You mean a beargirl and a harpy?

>>41706430
Talking about her abs is very acceptable.
Especially what you would do to with it.

>>41706431
Well, that's an invitation for doggy style if I ever heard one.

41706419
That's a man, fuck off

>>41706419
>hey anon, wanna know how I got these scars?

>>41706437
Yeah, at least /mlpol/ had some fun to it, and clever mixing of memery from both.
>modern /pol is just cancer, and I don't mean the cute little crabgirl.

>>41706456
Or even at least do "Do you know they have Jinkos?"

>>41706463
I do, actually.

>41706380
>41706465
At least put some effort to pretend you're not an outsider.
>>41706456
Bear girls unfortunately get bearly any attention.

>>41706437
Election season so they feel obliged to push their normalfag bullshit on everyone else.

What if I walked up to a ghoul and told her that I'm about to precum?

>>41706460
Do you think any monster girl with even a hint of muscle is a man?
Actually, don't answer.

(You) can't derail a thread, unless anon wants you to derail their thread.
Yuri bezmenov, on the nature of complain posting.
>>41706503
Anon, let's be frank, they would have tried to pin you down long before you got to speak.

>>41706493
more like ever since Putin's invasion of ukraine turned out to be a constant ass raping of the russian army

>>41706532
Not him, but if /fit/ shows us anything there's going to be a lot of buff Alps with big pecs and lats.

>>41706532
No, but someone with this kind of jawlines and haircut is. Faggot.

>>41706532
I bet that retard thinks Jinko and Minotaur are men.

>>41706491
At least one good artist really likes them, so they have that going for them.

>>41706532
that's way more than just a hint of muscle

>>41706562
Damn, you're picky

>>41706562
>the haircut makes it a man
That's even more retarded than what I expected from you. Impressive.

>>41706503
Process of precumming is barely noticeable itself, getting the erection that it comes with is going to get her attention anyway.

>>41706580
I could 'do a Putin' and ride that bear with my shirt off.

>>41706584
I know, I was just being hyperbolic to prove a point.
His later posts showed that was not even needed.

>>41706562
Behold! A man!

>>41706446
If they are functionally indistinguishable from mamono and they are gonna replace normal women then what does it matter? That said I'd strongly prefer one from their world "pureblooded" or not. It feels just really weird imagining actual normal people mixed with a niche hentai setting.

>>41706594
No, I'm not retarded. Only dykes and men have this kind of haircut. Both are gay.

>>41706621
No girl horse would have such thickly defined horse legs

>>41706606
Not your pants?

>>41706621
What a strange looking bicorn

>>41706580
Bless him for helping us bear with this.
>>41706621
That's not a Cockatrice with her feathers plucked.

>>41706646
>Only dykes and men have this kind of haircut.
>Both are gay.
So... you're gay?
Well, I'm sure you'll make a nice Alp anon. I'm happy for you.

>>41706059
Smug Chesh

>>41706644
Their past is not magically erased by transforming. Think about it, they have to be transformed and controled by an alien force (mana) to stop being whores.

This chicken crosses the road to get to you.
What would you?

>>41706329
>we live everyday a little more in a nightmare
>>41706621
Every day I could be a little more in that Nightmare
>she really needs updated art, I like Cents but the colour and 'smooth bulbous' art style makes her a little too close to having an /mlp/ cutie-mark

>>41706562
I could see if it you were talking about how top heavy that image is, the arms especially, but the hair and jawline?

>>41706687
No, dykes are literally gay while liking men is gay. Why can't comprehend simple things like that. Catpcha : JMJGAY

>>41706703
Pick her up and bearhug her.

>>41706669
Obviously, but the /jp/mon/pol/ crossover would be shirtless.

>>41706703
Stomp the ground and make loud ouga bouga noses, she will flee

>>41706720
>Why can't comprehend simple things like that.
If you learned how to spell it would help.

>>41706703
Imagine Anon covering his eyes while being surrounded by a pack of short Cockatrices, while they keep giggling circling around to get eye contact and paralyze him.

>>41705782

>>41706446
That's why it's important to meet her parents before you commit. If they have any old family photos then you know immediately if she used to be human.

>>41706596
>Anon has a boner in the undead slums
Won't last more than 2 minutes.

>>41706703
She may look like an extremist and a sadist, but what is she gonna do? Peck my cheek with aggressive kisses?
Cockatrices are a joke.

>>41706709
It's just the usual guy who explodes on whatever is topical at the time.
>>41706701
Much brainwashing. A bit of a problem in the setting is that kcs human girls aren't horrible people as default. I don't know if mamano mana actually has the capability to make 3d have good personalities, even if it can force monogamy through some kind of semen addiction deal.

>>41706493
It wasn't that bad during 2020 which was surprising and made me hope that this shit would stop being a problem.

>>41706836
as has been said it wasnt just elections but russia invading ukraine now its close to election series so theyre having two effects that increase shtposting

>>41706832
I wasn't thinking about brainwashing

Oh no, every adventuring Anon’s mortal enemy

>ywn be a lowly Order soldier that gets "bullied" by two dark braves and their overwhelming power
>making you cum and fall onto your knees just from their sheer power
>disarming you, licking your sword seductively and making your clothes fall off
>hip-checking you between themselves
>or shoving you with their asses
>drain kiss loop

>>41706857
>not making your fox gf a party member

>>41706857
Oh no, I cannot stand against a fox's genuine love...

I want to convince a gullible pigeon harpy that she's a descendant of a legendary T-rex queen.

>>41706864
>all while anon-kun desperately tries to maintain the facade of a fearless warrior
>it only makes them hornier though

>>41706864
And it's a good thing.

>>41706812
>extremist Cockatrice paralyzes Anon
>rapes him with ferocity of a Hellhound
>smugly whispers in his ear "Nobody will believe you"
>gets up to leave, starts walking away from Anon covered in sex fluids
>"Oh, don't worry, I'm not ditching you. If you wish to see me again, just come back here later, and we can do it again. I know you will, you thirsty little bitch."

>>41706930
Why do you have to make everything around femdom, even race that aren't made for it.

>>41706930
>>gets up to leave, starts walking away from Anon covered in sex fluids
>not tackling her from behind and taking your vengeance on her womb

>>41706864
>get interrogated by a bogey and a manticore doing the good cop/bad cop routine

>>41706920
>all while anon-kun desperately tries to maintain the facade of a fearless warrior
Absolute perfection,

>>41706930
>she walks away
>Anon " Cockatrice? That wasn't even cock-a-twice"
>she stops and turns back...

>>41706957
I don't always do, just sounds like a nice scenario.
>>41706960
Paralysis is still up. You can turn tables on her during the next encounter, if you come prepared.
>>41706979
>Manticore wants to be the good cop this time

>>41706124
>elf
if you're referencing what i think you're referencing then it's gotta be a Bunyip

>>41706478
>>41706847
>>41706549
why is Russia living rent-free in your head? do you have something that you want to share with the rest of the class?

>>41705951
I am sure that would be an electrifying relationship

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

41707230
fuck off

>>41707177
/jp/mge stopped giving a shit about the Russ/Ukie war after there were no reports of hot Ukie Kikis coming out as displaced refugees and needing foster-homes to clean

> 41707244
At least he's on topic, if boring with it.

>>41707267
and? still dont give a shit and all that rl /pol/shit doesnt belong here

>>41707244
I wanna sniff danuki breath every day, multiple times a day

>>41707257
I really can't express how sad I am that the war hasn't triggered the portals so I can get a cute wife.
I'll settle for anything from imp to succubus to sith, just please. Open them.

>>41707244
Why?

>>41707302
fucking spammed at once every fucking thread
>>41707301
k, make something like art or text with that fetish in mind instead of posting the same shit over and over again

>>41707301
That's gross.

>>41707310
He did move onto a second image.

>>41707310
I've done text before, and I can't art.

>>41707312
How so?

What does danuki breath smell like?

>>41707321
read my comment again slowly
>>41707327
k, do it again and again and again and again till you make your perfect idea. till then dont post

>>41707310
I don't think I want to see art related to it.

>>41707336
Shrimp tempura, tea, fries rice, and for some reason paper money

>>41707267
No, we don't need shitty forced memes here

>>41707355
basically this, i fucking hate the fact no one cant post jabber art without that one faggot chiming in

>>41707337
If you wanna see the story go back in the archives to read it.

>>41707342
It'd just be danuki holding anon's face and breathing slowly and heavily in it, focused on his nose. And maybe licking his nose and taking it into her mouth and breathing yet again. Before finishing off with a wet kiss to the mouth.

Yeah, a bit weird, but nothing compared to the shit you'd see on /d/ or worse

>>41707257
>Be Anon
>chopper insertion into Shythole-upol
>track the beacon through the mud and the wreckage
>target acquired
>the house around her is shattered, but she's on her scaly knees, still gamely trying to clear it away with a broken hearth-brush
>"I have the Kiki... I say again... I have the Kiki"
>wrap her up in the extraction harness
>one arm wrapped protectively over her sensitive ears as the chopper lifts, soft headpats with the other
>"Roger that Anon, B-52s nuking it all now... there's nothing else of value anywhere down there."
We must secure the existence of our Kiki-waifus and a future for Kiki children

>>41707390
I don't remember that story at all. Not sure how I missed it.

41707390
i just dont want see anything from you, im tired of the same shit, now fuck off

>>41707361
Cry about it. Jabber is a disgusting profile

Little red riding hood

>>41707413
says you, multiple mouth tentacles are amazing, especially with plump juicy lips on them
>>41707423
very cute spider, would help her to get to grandmas house

>>41707404
I made one a while back too about cuddling in bed with her, under the blankets, and doing the breath sniffing. Before bed, and first thing in the morning when we wake up

>>41707423
Get a can full of insecticid

this thread should be nuked

>>41707431
she paints herself with cum.

>>41707301
SniffAnon's face when she lets out a disgusting garlic and ònions belch.

>>41707449
I'd love it. I wanna take in her hot morning breath too

>>41705938
>more POV anything
cool and good
also your waifu design is nice, good taste

>>41707449
Is she afraid of vampires or something?

>>41707449
>SniffAnon
Naming him?
Too far dude. Save it for people who make something at least.

>>41707488
What of start commissioning danuki breath pics on mass like the headsets guy fud.

>>41706059
See>>41707449

>>41707500
Still a shitty forced meme that's propped up by newfags parroting it for angry (You)s

>>41706059
Jabberwock and Bazelgeuse arguing over who's a better wife

>>41707500
I don't really want anyone making art of my danuki breath sniffing idea.

Let's just keep it text based please.

>>41707400
>B-52s nuking it all now... there's nothing else of value
If it gets the Portals open, it's finally going to be useful.

>>41707531
Hard lesson about starting things on 4chan.
Things get out of your hands easily and spiral out of control. I would know

>>41705782
Fatty

I need cow. I just need cow, that's it.

>>41707300
You can't expect drone grenades to open an interdimensional portal. It has to be nukes.

>>41707487
The irony that one (((bloodsucker))) is afraid of a literal bloodsucker.

>>41707566
maybe gachashit isn't so bad for once

>>41707061
>Deputy Manticore has been on the force since the day she could sign up
>she has also been single the second longest, only beaten by Sgt. Anubis, who insists she is married to her work (despite the conspiracy board of Criminal Anon’s recent extra chaotic crime spree)
>Every single one of her partners have married
>Usually after the good cop bad cop routine
>Naturally, being a manticore, she is a perfect fit for the bad cop
>even though she ends up scaring the suspect right into the open arms of her partner, they usually end up cracking by the end
>So, she has decided for todays suspect, she gets to play the good cop, pulling seniority over her new partner
>Little does she know, todays suspect has a thing for police uniforms, handcuffs, and rough girls

CLACK

>10% damage against male npcs if you marry an alp.

>>41707785
This is just like the cheshire fic that ended with them saying that mana meant they were married from the start
Monster girls and their lack of informed choice is scary.

>>41707785
She looks really excited that you're taking her for a walkie.

>>41707769
This doujin could have been good, but it was ruined by westoid interpretation of monsterization

Best singer?

>>41707819
Rob Halford

>>41707819
Me at the OL karaoke bar singing bad breakup songs

>>41707819
Apophis.

>>41707819
Qurupeco.

Fox Gang

>>41707819
Kikimora

>kikimora lullabies

>>41707880
>seals on tails
baka fox or baka exorcist

>>41707880
Foxes are charlatans

>>41707898
This way the fox can't trap you in her mofu realm.

>>41707861
What's she singing? Is it Tiny Tim?

>>41707898
that's just a fashion statement at this point

>>41707919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-HdGnzYdFQ

>>41707842
>drunk bar hopping on a saturday
>find a nice karaoke barwith OLs singing
>they have very nice voices, you almost feel like you recognize them
>your turn to sing comes up
>start singing Baka Mitai because it's the only sad love song your drunk ass can think of, thanks to all the memes
>before you can even get to the refrain, your head is buried in several sets of OL cleavage
and for some reason, your boring wageslave job got less boring on the next day. but that's just a coincidence, right?

>>41707889
>>kikimora lullabies
Huh?

>>41707928
No anon (You) sing that to Impress the pharaoh

All men should learn to appreciate the beauty of young monster girls.

>>41708090
very soulful boat gacha art

>>41708090
Why are foxes like this?

>>41708127
When you get to a certain age you just stop caring.

>>41708014
>join the sabbath
>they're all pear shaped
there is no punchline, it would just be great. Flat chests and wide hips are sexy.

>>41705938
nice goat

>>41707920
think that's why oni are always wearing chains. they could, in fact, break those cuffs.

Remember to wish your Ahamkara wife a happy birthday! Otherwise it'll just end badly for the both of you!

>>41708101
Eros slimes make top tier wives.

>>41703540
Somethin like that, I suppose?

>>41707920
>Fox has a pitiful magic supply
>can barely lift a teapot, let alone make it levitate
>Her foxfire looks more like a sputtering zippo lighter than the ominous glow they are supposed to have
>Anon is convinced she is a magic powerhouse because “how else could she have broken those seals all over her?”
>Those seals are purely cosmetic and sold at the local monster fashion store as the latest trend sweeping MGC

>>41706059
can I have a lilim trying to look cool with that cut out sprite bottle glasses.

>>41708319
The only seal she has that works is the one taped to her forehead, and that's just to suppress allergies.

>>41708341
>anon thinks something terrible will happen if he peels it off, like with ushi-onis
>one day they get drunk and anon decides to find out what happens
>she just sneezes in his face

What if most men are too busy, with important things like work, to be with monsters?

>>41708351
>It sets off a chain of improbable, but not impossible events that lead to anon's car getting towed, his workplace shut down by an out-of-the-blue flash flood, and his phone breaking.

>>41708196
>You get a new job
>Everyone tells you to watch out for the boss
>Finally meet her
>She's a massive breasted megane succ
>First thing she asks is if you're into older women

>>41708317
Pretty good, she looks like one of those genki shortstacks who never fail to cheer you up.

>>41708317
Going for milk chocolate, I see. I like her, but I'd make her a bit darker to make her choco nature more obvious.

>get stopped by a fairy wearing a tiny cupid outfit aiming a tiny bow at you
>well that's cute but there's no way an arrow that size would-
>she shoots, and the arrow expands to normal size as soon as it leaves her bow
>goddamn fairies and their goddamn fairy magics

>>41708150
>momonika sabbath offshoot
>a club of young pears only

Never feed a petite harpy some candy, they go hyper

>get "recruited" as sexual relief for two dark braves
>they take turns raping you and going into battle
>right when one is done the other one arrives and rapes you until she returns and then she does the same thing

>>41708420
>Fairy shrinks you down to her size
>Grows herself to your size
>In a masculine voice, "who's the fairy now, bitch?"

>>41708433
Isn't that how you make them go pump-a-rum?

>>41708523
She's a actual Size but she seems much bigger today.

>>41708529
No, that's when you pump her rump.

ded

White boys ____ ____!

what happens if my haku teacher found out i cheated on most of my tests?

>>41708731
hug mice!

>>41708731
marry whitesneks

>>41708789
ugly white granny eyebrows

>>41708801
Bushy eyebrows are one of god's greatest blessings.

>>41708789
I will only marry whitesnek if she agrees to let me inside her tail at least once a week

Wonder what happened to that Anon who tried to evict a Fatalis from her land.

>>41708789
Oh no, she's gonna figure out I don't know how to kiss. Help /mgt/ how do you kiss a needy snake?

>>41708831
He tried to evict a Fatalis from a castle she claimed
That guy has been ultra mindbroken by that dangerous first class pussy

>7 fairy sisters have taken up residence in your home.
>They claim to be between the ages of 17 and 26
>They refuse to leave.
>They call you Mister Tall.
>They sometimes cause mischief (nothing serious)
>They're always happy
>They sleep in your bedroom, each with their own beds scattered about the room and in strange places
>They have a tendency to steal pocket change and keys
>They dislike cats and small dogs
>They always take a deep interest when you yourself play video games
>They'll all watch you and cheer you on like a cheer squad
>They may steal candy or a part of your dessert
>They love your houseplants and ask for more
>They love you most of all

>>41708875
thats what he gets for not drinking his glass of wurm milk everyday

Reminder: All nerd monsters have fat asses so you can better bounce them on your cock or plow into them.

>>41708789
hebi kissu kissu

>>41708915
I'd do a diving headbutt into nerdhounds butt

>>41708731
slay dragons

>>41708731
drink milk

>>41708950
Seems difficult. I'll just go to the pet store and buy that cute purple striped cat

Is Jabberwock the perfect wife?

>>41708933
hellhound mothers would rather protest to make rape illegal than to let their daughters become nerds

>>41708970
almost is, the best is a meaty wurm

>>41708970
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

41708984
shut the fuck faggot, how are u not tired of this shit

>>41708972
Shy nerdhounds suck. Good nerdhound rapes you like a normal Hellhound, only afterwards she pulls out a Thinkpad and shows you how she riced her Linux installation.

A sobek girl I commed

>>41709018

>Being called niggerwoman because of a writer from the past
Ghost of the pas never leave you

>>41708780
I love sleep mice

>>41709050
Too boring

>>41708972
Gonna blackmail mother hellhound into paying for all the dates with her daughter by threatening to post pictures of nerdhound in frilly cosplay online!

>>41709062
Some men just want a quiet, peaceful life.

>>41709018
Cute croc
>>41709062
I bet you can have an exciting adventure if you enter the Dormouse's dream.

41709030
k

>>41709089
Sorry mate

>>41709089
You forgot the angle brackets (>>)
I gotchu: >>41709030

>>41708548
Squares may look distant in her rear view mirror, but they're actual size, as she drives away..
.>>41708875
Should've just settled down with that nice Great Jagras next door, but he just HAD to go and "reclaim his family's honor."

you wake to find yourself face to face with a monster girl with a face like this, and as your eyes adjust, you see yourself in pics covering the walls of the room from little boy all the way to right now and how you got here.
What is your first reaction?

>>41709120
Lambast her for going overboard on the exposure, of course. Half of those pics aren't even properly developed, her camera's out of date, she's using half-rate supplies from a manufacturer of dubious repute...

Like for fuck's sake, girl, if you can't stalk someone with the right tech, then you should just try to court them like a normal woman would.

>>41709018
Ctis-Chan is a cute girl for someone that lives in a smelly swamp temple.

>>41709120
Fear and panic I guess. Grab her front horns and ask for an explanation while shaking said head

>>41709145
>She used magical photography
>>41709157
>She is stunned
>She never thought she would ever be touched by her love, they said he never existed, it was pipedream, but she knew that even eros herslef assured her He was real and he was near,.
>Eros even gave her your face and name, and this was when she was a very young girl

>>41709185
So I got isekaied, will I be able to see my family again?

>>41709120
Be concerned about her intentions because I'm unattractive and wasn't even cute as a kid.

>>41709199
She knows all about you, and made sure you can visit them just need to do one single thing, take her with you whenever you do go back
but first, a date is a must!
>>41709201
>She still found you cute

>>41709199
Yeah, you just gotta go through the paperwork for a passport.

>>41709225
>>41709227
Good answer, I would like more fur but I'm ok with that.

Protect the sleep mice!

>>41708731

>>41709085
I'm glad there's an item for that, dream sharing makes dormice way more appealing

>>41709246
It's just Prisoner's Honey. Don't get it mixed up with Gaoler's Honey, though.

>>41709120
suplex her to establish dominance

>>41709225
>>She still found you cute
She must be really lonely to think that. This makes me feel sorry for her, I don't know if I could just leave her like that.
>>41709242
That's three words, pal, gotta drop one to fit.

>>41709005
>have nerdhound wife
>she wants to dm a single player dnd session for you
>sounds fun so you agree
>first encounter is a hellhound
>you're level one so you don't stand a chance
>as soon as your character gets knocked down she jumps across the table onto you
>she gives a vey detailed play by play of everything the hellhound does to your character while she herself does those actions to you
>as soon as you cum she gives you a kiss, gets up, and walks back to her chair
>she rolls a die and pouts
>hellhound failed her pregnancy check, you got lucky this time
>tells you to hurry up and get back to playing
>you crawl back into your seat and get ready to play
>a few minutes later you get another encounter
>it's a hellhound again
>maybe the same one?
>roll for initiative
>you lose again
>she jumps you again
>she rides you until orgasm again
>she gets up, rolls a die, and pouts
>no pregnancy this time either
>before you can get back up she tells you the hellhound is back
>oh no
>you tell her you've played enough for today and try to leave
>the door is locked
>roll for initiative

Taken Oni make good tomboys

>>41709259
but y? you just made her horny and wants to get spanked now

>>41708731
kiss hounds

Real men breed cows.

Doesn't what type of cow
>Fight cow
>Milk cow
>Smart cow
>Spider cow
Just breed cows.

I prefer milk cow myself. Fight cow a close second.

the greate mg war

>>41709341
fucken love cows I do

>>41708933
>diving headbutt
dumbest wrestling move of all time

>>41709279
Because I already know that if I run away she's just going to phase through the walls and jumpscare me. The only way to beat spooky monsters is to be aggressive.

They tried to be patience with you and they waited too long.
They don't care anymore.
They want to *genuinely* rape you now.

>>41709341
i breed wurm cows

>>41709365
seems like they can spell or interact with me at all

>OPEN WIDE~

ew, ill eat dragons eggs with some normal bacon and dragon milk but not dragon tail

>>41700227
So apparently the author of this story subscribes to the "rape" translation of MGE, so even if a man really, truly doesn't want it or the girl in question; too bad, she's stronger so she's taking it despite how much he hates it and she'll just mind magic it away later.

There's always a fuck up somewhere in these stories, I fucking swear.

>>41709242
?
Instructions unclear, dong covered in peanut butter.

>>41709433
>he doesn't eat tasty, juicy, nutritious, tail

>>41708731
Love Hellhounds.

>>41709493
tail is too far, and ive eaten a gaint field rat

>>41709440
It's not really a translation issue. KC lists 逆レイプ and no amount of mental gymnastics will let you not translate it without 'rape'.
What these people don't get is that things in mge are meant to unfold in a convenient way so that both get happy because mge is that kind of setting.
You aren't meant to imagine it developing in a unpleasant way because that is against the intent of the setting.

>>41709433
I personally couldn't eat an egg either, knowing my future children will come from one

>>41709500
Do you have time for an interview?

>>41709532
Well, that's exactly how it develops. In an unpleasant way with lots of lingering resentment.

>>41709532
>not
Ignore this word. I reworded it midway and forgot to remove this.

>>41709440
More like a fuck on. Remember, no matter what girl gets you incubization will make it so her once repulsive parts look beautiful to you.

>>41705782
You don't have a choice anymore. You WILL breed the little fox.

>>41709493
Removing the tail doesn't kill the lizard, but it's not healthy either.

>>41709541
That's why I said "What these people don't get".

>>41709541
That's... less good. Kind of misses the spirit of the setting for some lovey dovey non consensual sex.

>>41709538
why?

>>41705782

>>41709570
>that face
ew

>>41709532
I think the English rape and Japanese rape have very different meanings.

>>41709532
>lists 逆レイプ
Somehow my brain skipped what I wanted to write here. It was meant to be "lists 逆レイプ as one of the main features".

>>41709576
That's a very nonsensical claim that you never find outside a western mge context.
Besides, レイプ is the english word 'rape' used in jp to solely mean sexual assualt.
You can also find 逆レイプ stuff that's much less pleasant than in mge and that by itself should show that the term doesn't have a very spefic text by itself.

>>41708195
Can Mamono Mana counter the Darkness AND The Witness?

>>41709640
>spefic text
*specific meaning
I should get some sleep.

>>41709640
>r find outside a western mge context.
It's a thread cope. I don't know why considering how much extra crap KC has about fate and soulmates.

did you like mgs ten(10) years ago?

i was 12 when ten years ago, i was a fucking tard

Elven sluts drive me nuts.

>>41709668
I happened to play it on an emulator that year.

>>41709018
>>41709027
I was about to comment on the guy not fucking up the hands on your commission this time but then I saw the hands on the bottom two gators

>>41709668
10 years ago was around the time I found these threads.

>>41709668
I think I only watched pokemon and knew catgirls and foxgirls existed back then. Not even crazy ones, just the ears and tails ones.

>>41709676
Same

>>41709676
dark elf sluts with big butts

>>41709668
>did you like mgs ten(10) years ago?
Yes. I also like mgs that are ten(10)

>>41709724
Why do elves look like this? Don't they know they aren't technically a monster race? It's like they're trying to compensate their lack of elf men by luring human men, monster-style...

My thought process was, in the rare case that a guy who's 100% not into rape got paired with something like a Hellhound or Manticore, that they'd ease up on him rather than going in full steam and hoping the mana fixes him up afterward.
I'm sure that's not how it works, but it's how I think it does.

>>41709668
Yeah. The seed was planted with with me finding Rosario + Vampire on youtube long ago. A few years later I found Monster girl quest which made me obsessed with them. Monster Musume helped me find these threads and I've been here since.

>>41709788
if it wouldn't work they wouldn't pair.

>>41709780
>Why do elves look like this?
Like what?

>>41709788
If he's 100% not into rape, he doesn't get paired up with a monster like that in the first place. He may be in denial about his desires, but that's not the same thing.

>>41709341
i prefer fluffy cow, if that's ok

>>41707807
eh, it wasnt that bad, reminded me of how eristia turns in the mge game
plus it was Ibeendz, i could have been worse

When will we get a incest mg that isn't (actual) femdom or a cockroach?

>>41709798
>>41709816
I'm trying to figure out how to get tailpussy without being raped.
I'm sure there's some obvious monster I've overlooked that can do that, but I haven't found one so far.

>>41709668
I used to play heroes 3 and 5 which had girls like this and was very into myths back then so I knew what things like snake girls and harpies were but I didn't know the term monster girl nor did I look at them in a sexual/waifu light back then if anything the idea of sexualizing them was verboten to me back then since I had a very pure view of them and disliked anything that sullied that purity in my eyes although in retrospect it wasn't too different than one getting mad at someone suggesting that you waifu is a slut so I was probably subconsciously a monstergirlfag back then too lol

>>41709855
Just OC a nerd manticore that politely rapes you by asking you to pick up her tail and inject the venom into yourself.

>>41709855
you probably got like a 2/4 shot with a chimera

>>41709855
You could just politely ask her out on a date, or eat some raging mushrooms and violate her instead.

>>41709855
Is hairpussy an acceptable substitute?

>>41709668
i hated mgs ten years ago

>>41709872
barry says no

>>41709888
and now we have to suffer your nonsense here

danuki breath

>>41709668
yes

>>41709668
Yes
I'm ashamed to say i did jerk one off to a warcraft 3 succubus, god knows how i did it thing had like 3 polygons
And a few years after that I watched the Rosario Vampire series as my first anime (it was fully on YouTube for some reason) and had a huge thing for the yuki onna girl for a while
Found the encyclopedia wiki some years after that and never looked back

>>41708831
I was pounded by Nergigante

>>41709797
Holy fuck i thought I was alone watching Rosario Vampire on YouTube, that thing must have inscribed monster girls into the brains of a whole generation

>>41709967
>>41709797
that got the craze on me too

>>41709797
>>41709967
My fucking lads I knew I wasn't the only one.
Mizore best girl and it's not even close.

>>41709983
damn right she is

riza wildman, aisha clanclan and those announcers from yuyu hakusho are pretty good too

>>41709999
>riza wildman
thats a name i haven't heard in awhile, but cant go wrong with BIG MEATY PAWS, tomboy, and exposed tummy

>>41709983
To be fair it was almost objectively the best options considering the others were slutty succubus, dual personality bubbly/edgy vampire and Loli witch
Newfags these days get it easy with monster musume they got a full selection of all great waifus

Weird question but I don't know anywhere else to ask, anyone that has experiencing commissioning know anyone that's good at designing tribal tattoos similar to the Pharaoh's? I'm trying to finalize a design for my desert fox wife.

>>41710069
>got a full selection of all great waifus
hahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>41710096
maybe he didn't make it past the one shots

>>41709865
>>41709870
Looking into different personalities or striking first is probably the best way.
I wonder how a Manticore would react to you walking in, locking the door behind you, and loudly announcing that you've just taken a raging mushroom powder pill.
>>41709872
She's a good girl and I wouldn't mind, but it's just not the same.
>>41709866
I'm an indecisive fuck, so a chimaera might be a perfect fit, actually. Being a mad magical scientist sounds like a fun time, too.

>>41710069
>full selection of all great waifus
Dunno about that one chief
But I do have a favorite

What would you consider to be a monster girl classic?

>>41710121
cant go wrong with succ

>>41710121
generic fox

>>41709050
I'm gonna molest that sex rabbit's ears and leave her if she tries anything!

>>41710121
Angels, Demons, Succubi would have been the first 'monster girls'

>>41710121
mermaid

>>41710152
What the fuck are you on about, anon? Monster girls have been apart of pagan mythos for thousands of years before Christianity. Mermaids are monster girls, harpies are monster girls, Grendel's mom from Beowulf is a monster girl, the list goes on.

Nergi

>>41710121
for me it's the Jahi of Zoroastrianism

>>41709862
Tower chads rise up

>>41710121
lamia

>>41710180
Hah, what a nerg

>Shameful display

>>41710204
I'm actually a dungeon chad, I did play a lot of hotseat against my dad who played nothing but Solmyr Tower though

>>41710121
Lamia, Arachne, Centaur, Harpy, Mermaid, Slime

>>41710180
too prickly

>>41710121
wolf

>>41710303
the world was not yet ready for valleygirl shog

>>41710250
Man what impressive.....horns.
Don't know if I go after her now or get good for when she goes into heat.

>>41710303
>shog trying to be cool for mastah
>doesn't know he has an extreme maid fetish
its the thought that counts, right?

>>41710121
You don't get much more classic than mermaids.

>>41710362
remember to reboot your demon from ohoh loop, rub the horns three times, bit the spade tip 4 times and french her 7 times in around 7 mins 7 sex

>>41709780
Elves are the perfect partner for human men and naturally other monsters can't accept the truth and say bad things about them.

>>41710379
i would say yes but they only eat plants tho, so they aint the best fit for men, a simple mob faced villager succ is best in terms of being perfect for men

>>41709027
Death roll~

>>41710379
Knife-ear hands typed this post.

>>41710204
Nah, Necromancy all day erry day, gotta get them skelly swarms and Goddamn enemy archers focusing my black knights.

>>41710379
they infest every biome so you're bound to find at least one attractive

>>41710371
nah I'll just bonk her on the head like an old tv
what's the worst that could happen?

>>41710250
Just cuddle Nergi’s belly