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41642152 No.41642152 [Reply] [Original]

"Go on a date? With you?! As if! You're a human, I would never think of it! Get out of my sight and spare yourself anymore humiliation. Honestly with you humans..."

>> No.41642170

>>41642152
Humans are thought to be persistence hunters, do your best and don't give up anons!

>> No.41642180
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41642180

Life is so unfair
I just wanted cute alien GF

>> No.41642185
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>> No.41642294

Nue doesn't like dating... Nue likes raping....
RUN ANON, GET OUT OF THERE

>> No.41642454

>>41642152
Oh well, I guess I'll go back to Tenshi

>> No.41642549
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I WANT TEH NUENNERS TO JERK OFF MY NUENIS WITH HER FEET!!!!! UUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH~ SEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.41642610

>>41642152
Alright, I'm going to stop bothering you and go ask some other girl out.

>> No.41642643

>>41642152
Who are you quotng?

>> No.41642645

>>41642170
Humans are thought to be retards or arrogant fools, keep trying

>> No.41642666

>>41642643
Clearly nue
Keep up, retard-kun

>> No.41642669

>>41642643
Sorry anon there's no green arrow, you lose this time.

>> No.41642676

I don't date UFO losers
scram, buddhist

>> No.41642685

>>41642645
Big words for someone in "asking to go on a date" range

>> No.41642761

>>41642645
>keep trying
there is no other option

>> No.41643509
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>> No.41645158

>>41642152
Nue is kind of a bitch, I prefer someone else.

>> No.41645198

MY nue thread got deleted...

>> No.41646791

You will NEVER have a Nue gf
You will NEVER even touch Nue
Nue will NEVER even look at you

>> No.41648747

>>41642761
You could give up.

>> No.41648768

Nue? More like I'd rather eat glue than deal with her!

>> No.41650123

>>41648768
Nue is eating my glue if you know what i mean

>> No.41650765

>>41650123
Bullshit, Nue rejects anons.

>> No.41651569
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41651569

>>41646791
I'm more into dullahans with cuddly heads.

>> No.41652112

>>41648747
too late for that... the moment i give up is the moment i die! a life its worth the attempt

>> No.41652184

>>41642152
Oh, I'm sorry! I think there was a misunderstanding, I was wanting to ask Mamizou out, not you! I mean, you're nice and all, I just... Mamizou is so cool, and smart. I know you two know each other, so I just was hoping if you could get me a way to meet Mamizou is all!

>> No.41653755

>>41650765
Nue rejects anons for confidence boost
The moment you will start dating other touhou girls she will get jealous and start talking to you again

>> No.41654426

>>41642152
Nyeh nyeh, outcast.

>> No.41658286

>>41653755
No way, Nue is better than that. She doesn't need some stinky anon's love, why would she get jealous of some other girls going with anon? She has better things to do, like abducting cows. Nue doesn't care about you anon!

>> No.41658417

>>41658286
It's cute when Nue speaks in third person.

>> No.41659336

>>41642152
That doesn't bother me too much. I'm used to being rejected by girls.

>> No.41660830

>>41659336
Calm down cassanova, some of us can't even talk to girls and you just flex by saying you get rejected by them regularly.

>> No.41660847

>>41642152
ITS RAPIN TIME

>> No.41661392

>>41658286
Nue needs sex with human men

>> No.41661435

>>41642152
I guess I'll get down on my knees and beg

>> No.41661450

I wasn't talking to you, I wanted to talk to the cute tiger next to you!

>> No.41661719

>>41661450
>dating Buddhists
Lamo
Lol even

>> No.41661989

>>41658417
>>41661392
I'm telling you, Nue truly couldn't care less about human anons or what's in their loins. You're delusional if you think Nue cares about such disgusting, meaningless things! Leave me- I mean, leave her alone already, she doesn't want what you have to offer! Stop trying to date and sex Nue! It won't work!

>> No.41662015

sumata youkai

>> No.41662333
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>>41642152
Oh sorry, I was just practicing for asking out the cute captain.

>> No.41665006
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41665006

"H-hey anon where are you going?? i was just joking please stay with me"

>> No.41665117

>>41665006
Nue would never say this.

>> No.41667807

>>41661989
>>41665117
Nue is trying hard to repress her true feelings posting as an anon.

>> No.41670047
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You made me do this Nue

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>>41642454
Not sure why you would leave Tenshi for a vapid unfathomable wench like Nue in the first place, but she'll always be there to take you back.

>> No.41670754

>>41670047
>このぬえ様
What an arrogant bitch.
She deserves to be defiled by a human.

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eeehh??? you never saw a pair of breasts before??? here !!! *boing*

>> No.41675284

>>41675201
Somebody post that Kogasa Copy Pasta to show Nue how it's really done

>> No.41676426

>>41675201
Nue quickly learned from her mistake rejecting anon and now she realizes she's lonely and nobody likes her or wants to go out with her so she tries using her body to attract anon back but it doesn't work because now she's just viewed as a slut. Nue has to look around at everyone else in the temple happily getting bfs while nobody even talks to her. Poor Nue...

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>>41676426
"Sorry Nue, I'm not looking for... this kind of relationship. But I'm sure you can find tons of other men who would be interested in one night stands. Just don't talk to me anymore."

>> No.41677095

Maybe I'll go after Mokou instead. We could live happily together for eternity if she let's me eat her Phoenix foie gras.

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>>41677095
I'd gladly become immortal to live out my life with my waifhu, but for an eternity? No thanks, I choose long term sanity. I don't want to float around a dead universe, watching protons decay with the same four clowns.

>> No.41677310

I don't wanna take nuenis so I'll gladly accept her rejection.

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41681963

Ass

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