/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Be sure to visit the Bad End Bar.

For the glory of Rome!

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>41668449
Well, let's see what nice girl I will meet at Bad End Bar.
>https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>Mucus Toad
What a nice lady that will surly be able to keep her tongue where it's suppose to be.

>>41668449
why's it called "bad end" bar? does drinking in it lead me down dark paths of self-destructive thoughts, or curses me with finding only unloyal partners, or both, which ultimately culminates in me going on a murderous rampage suicide?

why would I want to go to a place that promises bad ends when my life situation is already kinda bad?

>>41668481
>Weresheep

>Get drunk with her
>Wobble back to her place
>Lewd
>Wake up a week later
>Fired from job for no show
At least I have a cuddly sheep to cuddle, and I get good sleeps

>>41668513
>Wake up after a week of cuddling with a Weresheep
>Eat breakfast
>Realize you are fired for no show
>Go back to sleep
Many such cases.

>>41668501
It's where you end up when things have gone bad. It's actually full of bogeys.

>>41668501
Because it leads to you (the hero) getting bad-ended by an extremely lonely and desperate monster.
This may include Oni, Jinko, or any kind of hag dragging you off to not be seen for a year.
And when you emerge itll be while carrying atleast 3 smaller monsters.

Consider the following:
Wonderland versions of chaos girls.

Looking for some mofu?

Best we can do for you is a rata

>>41668556
So in other words, tame versions of chaos girls?

>>41668481
>Arch imp
Who let this kid in here? Where are her parents?

>>41668550
>extremely lonely and desperate monster
>Jinko (...) dragging you off to not be seen for a year.
>And when you emerge itll be while carrying atleast 3 smaller monsters.
Sounds like the good end to me.

>>41668550
>freed from the gloomy depressing life of wagelaving or whatever adventurers do when there's nothing to adventure
>get to sire three children with your beautiful wife, in your beautiful lair
>bad end
But that's wrong you silly goose. It's not a bad end just because she's the Big Bad Evil Girl.
https://files.catbox.moe/q2xy4r.jpg

>>41668539
>working 6 days a week to pay for rent and food
>on sunday morning, your date is a no-show and she ghosted you online, then your boss calls you for unpaid overtime work for the fifth time this month
>late that night, accidentally stumble into the Bad End Bar with your tired brain thinking you'd rather take a bad ending than continue living like this
>from exhaustion, fall face-first into fat plush bogey titties
>not only does she bring you to your apartment and help you rest, she (and her friends) also find you a higher-paying job with less work days per week so you can rest in her bosom even more
>she moves in with you and splits the rent so you finally have spending money for the first time in your adult life, and you spend it on comfy clothes for both of you to wear at home
9/10, one point off to false advertisement, was promised bad end but got a good beginning instead.

Life with Rata wife

>Wake up cuddling
>Some lewd
>Breakfast favorites: Raisin, Date, and Walnut oatmeal and toast with nutella or peanut butter
>Fetch her hazelnut coffee
>Occasionally brush her tail and kiss her as she writes her news stories and reports
>Maybe mail a letter/package or two for her
>Prepare dinner, preferably something nutty
>Dinner time
>After dinner lewds
>Bathtime lewds
>Bedtime lewds
>Sleep
>Shared dream artifact for comfy and wild dreamtime lewds

>>41668662
>get fox hag'd
>now have 2 mini mofus attached to your legs and 1 running in front so you're constantly almost tripping over her
>3-6 more on the way

>>41668451
No choice but to submit and join the auxiliaries!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EFGXj-vtNA

>>41668842
The title says jabberwock but all I see is a leviathan.

>>41668785
>And so Anon found himself standing in formation, ready for battle with Monster Persia, only to see an Elephant Berserker running at him at full sprint.

>>41668853
Are you trying to be rude? She's a dragon, show some respect!

I wonder what the automatons are up to...

>>41668481
>chimera
help

>>41668944
Probably listening to Kraftwerk.
>She's a model and she's looking good~

>Try to steal dragon’s gold
>Grab handfuls of creeping coin tits
>Think dragon won’t miss her roomie
>Steal creeping coin instead
>Extremely enraged dragon crashes through my wall into my bedroom
>Demands I give her back her creeping coin
>No, were cuddling
>Dragon can’t tear creeping coin from my arms
>Angrily hops into the bed with us
>Hugs creeping coin from the other side of the bed
>Stares daggers at me the whole time
Why are dragons so protective over a fake gold generator?

>>41669053
She's an autistic NEET lizard that doesn't leave her cave and you just took the only person with whom she has any social interactions.

>>41669053
they both went through some rough shit together, and promised each other they'll never be apart

>>41669053
They can't just burn down a kingdom and take all their gold these days. The dragons with big piles of real gold all grew up in the old era.

>>41668944
>that greentext from last thread
hoo boy

>>41669085
>NEET dragon trying to find a mountain of gold to make a hoard
>Mom is visiting in a week and she doesn’t want to disappoint her
>Manages to find sunken treasure and opens the chest to see a sleeping creeping coin
>Cries, begs and grovels to creeping coin who just woke up from a nice long nap
>Makes a mountain of gold and helps dragon spread the real gold on top along with jewels so it looks bigger than it is
>Momma dragon is proud of her daughter
>Now she’s just wondering when she’ll get some grandkids
>Creeping coin snoozing away till some guy grabs her tits

Can you melt and forge a creep coin ?

>>41669191
Automaton can be scary but you can go to their level. Trade your flesh for new implants and start to crawl on the ceiling too

>>41669282
Remember that scene in Terminator 2?

>>41669282
Yes, the coins themselves are metal so I guess you could make jewelry out of them

>>41669191
Not that bad, just a standard automaton loop glitch. All captain anon had to do was hard reset them by smacking their asses left cheek, right cheek, x2 left cheek, x3 right cheek

Automaton are not scary, just gotta tell them you love them very much but you must sleep and rest

It's safer to just hire gremlins to crew your ship. They're easy to overpower physically if they get unruly.

>>41669282
why u trying to turn your wife into a lava golem

>>41669347
Or tazz them with a electric stick.

>>41669393
nah, you'll just excite them, dummy

>>41669300
I thought the coins are made of her mana and would fade away over time.

>>41669347
or just sleep with them, or even on them
you did install the "soft as a cushion"-brand chest and thigh upgrades on your automatons, right?

>>41669566
i went all the way to extra thicc venus frame, and i have never slept any better and woken up with a harder boner before, also helps she was one of the taller automaton models at 8ft

>>41669191
>horror makes it hotter
I require a scientific explanation

>>41670410
the fear of death makes the urge to make more yous increase so you may leave with having childern assured

>>41670410
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misattribution_of_arousal

>>41670410
Fear causes the body to release adrenaline in anticipation of an imminent threat. When the scary monster is revealed to be a sexy monster, the brain realizes there is no threat but it takes a while for the body to catch up. You're still primed for action because the adrenaline hasn't left your system.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh need momster milkies

>>41668444

>A greenworn want to attack
>Take her in your arms
>Launch her against anything solid
>She is know bouncing around like a rubber ball
Those fat green fuck never learn

>>41670931
>throw a greenworm at a wall
>she bounces back and knocks you out
>while you're unconscious she eats your salad

>>41670931
>MWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
>she eventually stops and starts spinning in place like sonic
>after a couple seconds she launches straight at you
>insta loss by greenworm being underestimated

>>41670964
>>41670972
Just have a towershield, it's an another solid thing she can bounce off. I'm not dumb enough to lose a fight against that, my heart maybe but not a fight.

>>41670410
Not needed fearboners are best and I kinda miss them in these threads.

>>41668444

>>41669053
>stack precious metals because your job pays pretty well and you still don't trust the danukis with your money
>come home one day to find a small dragon curled up around the box you keep them in
>you don't think you could fight a dragon, and the cops would probably take her side if you called them
>guess you have a dragon now

>>41670964
>>41670972
>Losing to the MGE version of Marmu from Hollow knight
Come on

>>41671153
I lost to Marmu a couple times too, little fucker was erratic.
Still less embarrassing than losing to Dung Defender

>>41668444

>>41671130
I will eat deer for Christmas hunt by friend. You made me think about it and know I'm hungry.

>>41671290
>he thinks he's the hunter

>>41671344
What's the bucket for?

>>41671344
>Go hunt
>Get shot by a deer
>She start a rent about how i will get raped and such
>Eat as much raging mushrooms as possible while she listens to herself
>Jump on her and take her in the snow
Yes, i'm

>>41671411
You're gonna fill it.

>>41671411
Emergency helmet

>POV: You are on your way to work when the portals open

>>41671545
Not likely

>>41671492
>reversed /k/ greentext
Oh no!

New magus story and it's about Kot, today is a good day

>>41671669
Did yananon an hero after his october attempt?

Red skin...

...or blue skin?

>>41671858
strawberry milk

>no lusty Dragonian maid

>>41671858
>>41671881
Purple skin.

>>41671881
For me, it's green.

>>41668672
>Fennec wife
>wake up to her jumping around and being loud
>cook eggs
>she eats all the eggs
>drags you into the sunlight and lays on top of you to nap after breakfast
>barks at mailman
>whimpers when you tell her to stop
>go out for a walk in the park
>she starts yipping
>arrive at park, she growls at you wide-eyed if she thinks you're looking at another girl
>whimpers when you tell her to stop
>go home
>growls at the water when it's time for the bath
>whimpers when you tell her to stop
>go to bed
>she howls during sex and shrieks when she orgasms

You get used to it.

>>41671881
Blue erotic

>>41668481
>Lilim
I would say hi if I could do anything other than mindbreak

Boomerpire

>>41672178
Walletpire

It's finally finished. Sorry this took so long, I planned to have this out a week ago. This story sets the record for the most rewriting and scrapped content. A story about a cheshire fucking with some nerd. (It's (you)).

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42847614

I hope everyone had a spooky Halloween. On a different note, I'm thinking about setting up some sort of writing competition for December to encourage some new people to try their hand at the craft. I was imagining some way that the community could vote on their favorite story, and I'd do a comm for the winner. Still thinking about how I would set it up though.

>>41672182
That's the other one.

>>41672218
Writing contest? Neat.

>>41672218
Thanks, magus. And the writing competition thing doesn't sound like a bad idea

Why are angels so aggressive?

>Rejoice, commoner. I am granting you the privilege of being my husband.

>>41672418
Other monsters don't play fair

bug

>>41672492
Is she doing the "come at me" gesture?

>>41672223
>>41672178
why do the cute girls have to be trapped in shity gacha scamware?

>>41672425
Sorry but you're not a vampire

>>41672659
Demon girl loves you more than jesus ever will.
Sure she gets your soul but all she'll do is marry it.

>>41668587
Ratas have the highest fluff to body ratio.
They should be the face of mofu, instead of those cunning vixens.

>>41672425
Oh cool
So where's your zombie sister

>>41672425
What are you doing in the dragon graveyard?

>>41672685
Don't say that kind of thing.

>>41672739
but it's true? why should he not say the truth?

>>41672418
This is what happens when you fail to release your sinful seed.

>>41672659
>You die and go to hell
>Your demon wife is there too
>Daily life is almost the same
>You just have to act like you're suffering eternal torment whenever Satan-chan passes by
>Also make sure not to comment about how short she is

>>41672218
Could be fun, but good luck figuring out how to encourage new writers to try when they're the least likely to win. Thanks for the story!

>>41672756
No, it's not.

>>41672218
Great story, thank you doc

>>41672808
Jesus won't cook me a nice warm dinner for when i come back home from work, while my Demon Wife will.therefore, my Demon Wife loves me more than Jesus. QED.

>>41672425
No thanks. I like living girls

>>41672816
Here is the modern "men" seeing only the material world and ditching everything else for a warm dinner. That's a stupid attitude

>>41672832
embrace necromancy

>>41672839
Jesus, i know you have an imageto uphold, but shitposting on an anonymous monstergirl forum won't do anything. Maybe you should come back to the material World of Man for the third time to show us men that we're all idiots and what not.

>>41672425
She mostly likely didn't died a virgin and therefore is just a dead whore like every women here. Useless.

>>41672839
"Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different"

This world sucks. I'll take my chances with the waifu.

>>41672855
I don't want to derail but you shouldn't talk so lowly and badly of the Christ, even for fun.

>>41672878
Kraken-chan needs to blow her load of ink already

>>41672841
>undead sabbath
>it's basically a hangout spot for goths, emos, and the other gloomy disturbed tween folk

This monster girl is so cute

41672947
Is a boy and you just want to shit up the place. Fuck off

>>41672894
just saying it like it's true won't make it true
Jesus you're probably drunk, get off the computer and find yourself an angel girl to productively spend time with.

>Honest Christian man jumps through the portal
>Is immediately greeted by an overly protective 7 feet tall angel

>>41673062
Most of the Christians I met are some of the most evil people I've met, so I kinda doubt it.

I'm going to name our daughter Saya.

>>41672659
Fuck off with your wojak edits

>>41673084
That's why they need to be corrected by the better angels of our nature

41672961
Sorry, anon. Here's a real monster insect girl

I want a lilim to "occupy" me.

>the usual suspect whipped out another "ol' trusty"
please ignore the baits, he iterates through the same ones for years now

>>41672894
>No Jesus sent loli angel with lots of those wierd eye band things covering her limb
I am waiting, god.

>>41673129
Join the anti lim resistance to liberate the city

>You've been called back to Top Wan ace anon

>>41673244
>anti lilim resistance is just a honeypot done by lilims
>those caught in it are re-educated by single lims or their equally lonely hag friends

>>41669191
I want more spooky sci-fi greentext and stories

>>41673269
I gave that up.

>>41672894
Very based Anon

>>41673129
>marry lilim general
>have to listen to her complain about how commanding a monster army is like herding cats
>she asks you not to repeat that in public because it might upset the jinkos
>ironically they're the only ones who do what they're told most of the time

>>41673342
Thanks, I love it.

why is all the fic crossovers shit like code geass and darksouls
what about stuff like harvest moon? storys about farming demonic plants and selling houlstuar milk

>>41673483
why are these two a thing?

>>41673492
That's boring. Most fanfiction is pure testosterone wish fulfillment or horny teenage girl wish fulfillment.

>>41673483
...I hate this so much

>>41673518
Farming could be quite intresting,

>>41673287
What are the various monsters like in space?

>>41673531
Had an idea one where a dude treats holstaur milk (or in a different plot, dragonia wine) like popeye's spinach and he does whatever he needs with the cartoon BS it grants

>>41673492
Sounds too comfy. Dangerously comfy.

>>41673492
A Harvest Moon or Stardew Valley but with monstergirls and monstergirl logic sounds kinda fun.

>>41673492
Who don't like a thousand words essay about killing mamono while spiting on everything written by kc

>>41673336
>>/marrylilimsgeneral/

>>41673483
>lamia raven
Yes

>>41673571
I'll take Stardew Valley

>>41673492
there was a fic thats long gone know (it was on the old wiki) but the only defining trait one isekai protag had was that he was a street dancer
it was pretty chill

>>41673577
shit like that drains the fun of fanfic

reminder that certain harvest moon allowed you to marry the harvest goddess

>>41673577
Why is the writing scene so rife with faggots like this? I'd say a good two thirds of all stories have some kind of edgefest going on or "loving monstergirls are literally HITLER."

>>41673577
Sounds pretty based. What girl should I write getting murdered?
Do you want to specify the scenario or shall I make it up?

>>41673666
Made worse by the fact that people say these stories are RARE when the've pretty much become the majority the last couple of years.

>>41672218
>I'm thinking about setting up some sort of writing competition for December to encourage some new people to try their hand at the craft.
I've been putting off starting to write for too long, so I really should stop procrastinating this month. Too much pressure for me to start off in a contest, but it's a cool idea.

>>41673666
Becuase MGE's an easy target
you want cool guy mc awesome to do epic stuff right? why not have him take down rapists with a warped dream of utopia?
combine that with the normal fanfic thing that would see Dr.manhattan beaten by goku or some shit and your in for a wild ride of moral high ground and power wanking

>>41673710
I don't understand

>>41673666
For some it seems to be some sort of a delusional desire to "fix" the setting or "muh realism". Though I still find it difficult to comprehend how someone can latch onto a setting like a tick while shitting on everything that actually makes it what it is.

>>41673682
It's the first ever female superhero movie!

>>41673666
as >>41673682 said, they want to be edgy and oh so original, without realizing that they have become their own cringy cliche.
It's a general issue with westerners and MGE, like how /tg/ people used to spill over and torment this and another place with their hot takes
>h-heh did you know that MGE is actually grimdark if you think about it?
Even fucking /monster/ clutches pearls over KC's canon because muh morality.

>>41673727
>be me, a mind mannered man isekaid by the goddess
>see my fellow man be mindbroken by cunny
>rip those children in half, a good human women that is strong and independent awaits them.
I'd flesh out the basic plot of these more but I gotta dash. The point is these people hate cute little girls.

>>41673748
Y tho

>>41673727
MGE's monsters are seen as rapists, and pedo enablers if you ask the wrong person
So OC do not steal, comes in and kills them in ways that would make Ed boon tell them to calm down
but its fine becuse its "pay evil onto evil"
And it dosent matter what the monster girls are capeable off, a good old gun often solves things
(dispite the fact that mge is at least running on 1700's tech many stories have act like guns or even crossbows are non existant)

Sometimes one can ony ask for comfy stuff

I am considering wight supremacy.

>>41673779
Another slice, master?

>>41673772
>at least running on 1700's tech
momo outright dresses like a modern girl so tech is pretty modern indeed.
>>41673765
Because it's always fun to write stories about cliches.

>>41673772
>1700's
I say more pre WW1

im going to have sex with older monsters and i dont care

>>41673772
>many stories have act like guns or even crossbows are non existant
It makes me think of that scene https://youtu.be/wqNJp-S6gCA?t=55

jiangshi, i have a need for jiangshi
also what accent would not tolerante

Dumb snake got sushi on her tits

>>41673782
That story was neat

>>41673928
haha

fish lips

>>41673940
Stop flattering Alp, he'll get a big head again.

What is this body type called?

>>41673962
ghostly

>>41673962
invisible

Oh no not again!

>>41668451
If only a juicy trans hag did this to me...

fuck off

>>41673843
Be easy on them, they might beg you on for babies but think of thier poor hips.

>>41674019

>>41674006
>trans

>>41674088
its anon hips who will be grind to dust

>>41668481
>Pharaoh
She keeps groping me and her Anubis body guards are looking at me funny every time I try to resist
help

>>41674088
nah, mercy is for the weak and I am gonna pop their hips even if it costs my own

>>41674098
Don't feed the resident pest fishing for (You)s

>>41674102
did she sniff your head?

>>41672218
This was a good story, thanks Magus. Anon was being a bit of a little bitch but I suppose having a cheshire around would get grating after a while. Men born into a world where monsters are already normalized would never know how good they have it.That Wight and her mom were top tier despite being antagonists too. Also, was Itazura's mom Cream from your previous cheshire story? Her attitude and appearance seemed to imply that fairly heavily. If so that's very cute.

>>41674088
im the reason for most of older monsters need hip implants and lots more kids running around with thier bangs covering their eyes

Are you fellas cheering on Geizah in 4cc? we are playing against /xs/ now.

i wonder how it would be like dating a jiangshi hag? cant be that bad right?

>>41673781
As I community I think we could be doing a lot more to challenge wight privilege.

>>41674215
Unironically discrimination against once human monsters is pretty bad here.
They've changed their ways, Anons. You need to forgive and forget.
Sure that natural born succubus has never been gangbanged but she won't share your cultural rapport. Don't end the legacy of humanity like that, avoid all invaders and copulate with native converted mamano

I want to dive in the Troll hole

i want the wurmhole

>>41674289
this bot has style, but i just wish she can a bit more color to her clothes, white is rather borning alone

>>41673666
>>41673741
>>41673772
>>41673748
>>41673730
The hilarious part is they like to justify the Chief God's order by saying that it's necessary to prevent humanity from suffering from overpopulation, but they also insist that overpopulation and environmental degradation in the real world is no big deal because SCIENCE and the HUMAN SPIRIT will save the day.

>>41674316
redditors gonna reddit
best not to think about it too much

>>41674316
The system just works. If you side with monsters them all the poor children will get the full moon experience and the orphanage will be a revolving door of men coming in for a turn.
Since they don't read the books well they tend to miss the extremist tier of monogamy with no divorce that KC likes.

>>41674088
it's okay i'll bring some heating pads

why should i choose living monster versus an undead?

>>41674344
they can always go undead later if you want a change of pace

>>41674351
but undead body can be changed way easier with a trip to the local lich or even get made by one

>>41674351
except phoenix maybe. not sure how that undead would work

>>41674199
what position is she?

>>41674365
Spooky flames

>>41674274
I want to garden with troll

>>41674316
Forget that. Overpopulation in MGE world is very far away because of its absolutely massive size, and when the population does eventually increase after millennia that it could be potentially considered, it'd be a non-issue with dimension creating magic that's already possible on large enough scale by the most powerful monsters, with that threshold lowered further by magic powers of monsterkind as a whole increased.

>>41674375
yeah but it she actually dead or just cosplaying?

>>41674368
doggystyle
she's benched right now

>>41674413
They know her raw sexual power is too much for xs

>>41674399
The overpopulation argument is a meme. If they're getting to the point where their massive fuckoff huge world is getting overpopulated, they'll be so technologically AND magically advanced that they could just rip open portals to new worlds, or just fly to them, and terraform them to perfect habitability.

That's one of the many massive upsides to infinite mana generation through love and babymaking.

>>41674274
Me too

>>41674447
The meatiest paws I've ever seen.

>>41674447
What is the space pharaoh up to?

>>41673287
don't forget to seal the door to your quarters at night space captains...

>>41674543
Building space pyramids.

>>41674543
Reenacting her favorite episodes of Stargate with a lewd spin

>>41674543
hunting your ship anon, she wants a hot water bottle

sorry for that last pic, only noticed the nightgaunt as a jiangshi

Just because someone is sexy doesn't mean they have to be associated with your shitty fetish exclusively

>>41674558
Monster girl that lives in your neck when?

>>41674597
Huh?

>>41674597
what

>>41674597
I aint into futa, I just saw the jiangshi nightgaunt and didnt notice the girl in the middle had a cock, was too busy doing drawing practice to notice right at that moment, even deleted the pic from my own pc, Im into fatties desu

>>41674631
Delete pic

>>41674447
SECURITY TO CARGO
CLOWN IS ATTACKING ME

>>41668444
be a young Dragon-girl
>it's time to strike out on your own, take over a cavern, terrorise a region, amass your own horde, snare a Husbando
>Mom and Anon-dad are worried ofc but offer to stake you 3 bags of gold to get you started
>But you assure them you'll be fine
>First day travelling in the far mountains, you get robbed by a band of filthy Adventurers - humans in the front with the mamonos behind so you cant even defend yourself with fire properly
>they take all three bags ofc
>and theyre all married paired-up, so you don't even get a husbando from the encounter
>you scream FML, fuck Adventurers, you blow fire into the sky in rage
>just before dark you find an empty cavern in the mountain
>it's too close to a town, so it's already been raid-raped clean
>you try to settle in but with no warm soft gold to lie on it's just a cold damp and uncomfortable night
>there's not even any wood to have a non-dragon fire
>maybe you can find some gold in town in the morning
>you flap down to town after no breakfast
>there's nothing available, no quests at the Guild-hall, nobody has any cartage jobs, not even a menial job firing a boiler at the Mills
>you're seriously considering begging on an empty stomach, but still have some pride left
>sitting by the town fountain, head in your claws, totally depressed and no new ideas
>you hear the welcome jingle of coins and look up eagerly
>it's 3 gold-skinned Creeping-coin girls with just their heads and hands poking out from their travelling cloaks, the bulging masses of coins are rattling around inside where the cloaks are tied like moneybags around their ankles
>Uh, hi, Miss Dragon? We were wondering if you were maybe looking for some extra gold? We heard you had taken over the empty cavern up on the mountain now.
>Hi, yeah, that's me, but aren't you guys fake-gold? Uhh, I don't mean to be rude or anything...
>1: No, that's okay, but we do have a bit of real gold we get for selling a few of our coins on the side
>2: But it's not enough to buy us any husbandos because the town is all married up on what few Anons they have around here.
>1: So we were thinking, maybe if we all moved in together - and if Adventurers hear of a new dragon in town with a big horde of gold and coins - maybe that might attract a raid party of 4 hot single Adventurers, what do you think?
>3: And in the meantime, with a real dragon to snuggle in with, maybe we can form a proper coin-horde and produce enough spare coins to buy us all a decent real hoard.
Dragon-honey hugged them all with a loud clanking of coinage
>Okay, but if any of the Adventurers are mamonos I'm going to dragon-fry those bitches and you girls can have their widowed Anons.
>Don't worry Mom and Dad, things are finally coming together.
* * *
>you decide to be honest upfront
>you tell them about the robbery, and how the only gold you have left is grandma's ear-ring
>the senior Coin-girl says they figured as much from how far down your job hunt had gone, but its okay they need a dragon more than any extra gold
>since coins can't fly and carrying them would drop too many pieces, you all hike up the mountain trail to the cavern
>it takes all afternoon, so again you only get there on dark, but at least this time you brought a branch to light up as a torch and show them around
>in the furthest chamber there's a raised platform as a dragon-bed, dished to hold a sizeable horde
>the 3 Creeping-coins climb in, loosing their ankle ties to allow their hordes to pour out and mingle together half-filling the bed
>they cast off their cloaks, and their upper torsos in sheer costumes look like swimmers in a pond as they wave you to come join them
>hesitantly, you drop your own cloak and hesitantly slide into the soft warm flow of gold-like coins like into unknown waters
>it's different to your old horde-bed back home, that had been part of Mom's ancestral horde. Actual gold and deeper, but this bed is 'alive' moving under your scales...

>>41674639
i did tho, deleted the entire pic
>>41674644
>bogie lubed up the hallway again

>>41674644
I hereby declare that the Free Republic of Cargonia is a monster-free zone. There will be no rapes in my nice clean cargo bay

i declare that every monster shall check if their male coworkers dick is ok and intact by any means neccecasy

>>41674610
>>41674619
>>/jp/thread/S41668444#p41674563

>>41673730
Some edgelords understand that MGE is a silly wish fulfillment setting, and that's what sets them off. They rage over and over again because they can't handle the idea that their precious Hard Men making Hard Choices while hard would be defeated by the power of love and anime and get a happy ending.

>>41674671
>mfw it's OSHA mandated annual penis inspection day at work and they start leading all the single men into a dark warehouse

>>41674699
>Company has been in the red for some time and is desperate for some cash to get out
>Has a list of all the single employees, all of them

>>41674704
Single MALE empoylees

>>41674712
Single female employees are qualified to perform the inspection on the male employees.

>>41674732
>its a binch of beds, cameras, and costumes
>Each male is given a script and a partner
>They have to make a porno

>>41674639
What would make even a Cheshire depressed?

>>41674761
no cock and ballz

>>41674646
Dragon don't kill, didn't like it for that

>>41674761

>>41674761
anon called her old and cringe and her memes are shit, as well as being very old and on the verge of being the crazy cat lady

>>41674761
I done a backflip before she came from the portal.

>>41674780
I wouldn't be able to leave. Most unrealistic thing in all these mangas and shit. They never have desperate lonely clingy men.

>>41674794
>fucking failed cause i cant stop looking at her body while in class and wanting to play with it
>Have to go to her house for tutoring
i think this is a win?

Remember that if you retire as a hero and you're not married, every wannabe heroine/adventurer within a 1000 mile radius will come knocking trying to make you teach them how to be a hero.

>>41674885
I could always just say "no, go away"

>>41674885
I'm sure teaching all those sallys, valkyries, and other assorted monsters would be fun

>>41674885
>not teaching loli monsters how to fight
When I'm done with them, they can demolish any dumb demon lords in their path

>dragon knight keeps trying to rope me into some quest to go fight the lich queen with her
>keep telling her the lich queen isn't hurting anyone, but she won't listen
>not even sure she's a real knight
fucking dragons

>>41674944
>fucking dragons
You should be, yes.

>>41674944
Write a complaint to Deonora about her shitty knights.

>>41669312
How can you have issues with your robot turning on you?
My brother in Fallen Goddess YOU programmed her.

>>41674961
I didn't program them, I bought them at a service station

>>41674944
i just fuck the royal mages of the dragonia court, they got lots mana and are very meaty

>>41674944
>decide that this dragon "knight" is just being a bully to the lich queen and stand up to her
>now have a Lich and a Dragon trying to goad you to their side
and that's how anon ended up with two wives because he felt it was easier to just fuck them both
they still argue over who made him cum the hardest to this day

gettin really tired of no slime gf at this point

>>41675058
here's your slime gf bro

Shortstack or loli?

>>41675125
Yes

>>41675125
Tallstack

>>41675125
neither, like em tall and meaty

>>41675146
Her bow has some nice buoyancy

>>41672802
It would be a new writer competition, no vets. The idea is to get some new writers started since a lot of people are nervous to start.
>>41674137
Yes it was

Member kcs old art style?

>>41675125
Loli, oppai loli, shortstacks, anything's good as long as they're short

>>41675125
Bottom heavy lolis all the way.

>>41675169
Yes and I wish I could forget it

>>41675178
need more loli dark mage in my life

And I wanted some of those leftovers, too...

what thee fuck anon, go to /d/ for that stuff

>>41675226
>>>/d/

So fetishposting is only allowed when it's your fetish? Classic

>>41675208
>need more loli dark mage in my life
Me too. And more loli demons, loli pharaohs and other bombshell-types aged down into big booty little girls.

>>41675282
Newfag-kun, please lurk a bit before you make a fool of yourself

>>41675291
same shitter most likely but if not, if you are not, if it is extreme, mostly likely /d/

>>41675282
Nobody really posts fetishes here except vague femdom and KC approved fringe girls like lolis and furries.

fuck off with the furries shit

>>41668672
>Kulve wife
>Spends hours at home trying to get you to dress "A little fancier" for the dinner party, before ultimately deciding to just slum it with a clean shirt and some nice pants
>Takes chippings from her mantle and horns to make jewelry out of; most days she comes home, covered in soot from the forge
>Gets a warm fire roaring in the hearth every day, like clockwork, in the wintertime
>Refuses to buy anything even slightly lavish, as she thinks it looks gaudy
>Continuously tries to deny her jealousy towards the creeping coin next door, but you've seen the photos she's been taking
>Likes cats. Maybe a bit too much.
>Refuses to let you take the lead

>>41675309
I wouldn't call someone overeating "extreme" but okay. Not deleting it btw I've had to share this board with you shitters for 7 years

>>41675330
it's the same retard as always, trying to bundle lolis with furshit

>>41673492
Man, fuck that. Give me a bloodborne crossover that's just the Hunter trying to live a peaceful life with the Doll on their farm, growing Lumenflowers and trying to defuse rumors that they're an item.

>>41673666
Reminds me of how good ol' bugboi kept trying to shill his Hollow Knight/Doomslayer shit back on the TG thread.

>>41675347
k, fag. just go back

>>41674780
He just left for work, she'll live.

I want to take the entire cow boobie into my mouth and suckle on it, like in Ed Edd n Eddy

>>41675431
i just wanna feel the weight of some truely massive tits round my head

>>41675438
I want to feel warm soft cow tiddy in my mouth. I will finally be at peace and the longing in my heart will finally subside.

>>41675431
i want to cowpost on 4mon

>>41672218
a writing competition for beginner sounds good, maybe you should write it up on twitter or something tho since it gets forgotten easy here. On the other side of the issue tho you risk getting unrelated people getting in on it in search of a free comms if you advertise it too hard, i guess it's up to you what to make with it

>>41675505
Give her the B

>>41675502
having a farm would be so great, you get to massage and squeeze some fat, warm, soft titties and all the girls would love you for it

>>41675505
dumb foxes, stealing our burgers or our virginitys

>>41675371
No. I demand sexual satisfaction and for you to post what you would do with an overfilled lamia belly

>>41675505
gonna try to offer a burger to the ninetailed fox at the village shrine, instead of the usual tofu. think she would love some variety.

>>41675350
Bro, do you know how fucked up it is to want to fuck children?

living doll wife but shes a fumo

>>41675596
ok reddit

>>41675596
It's okay if they're monsters

>>41672218
A contest could be a pretty good idea, I'd be forced to finish something for once

>>41675596
Good thing monstergirl children aren't like human children.

>>41674116
is it over for me if she did?

>>41675713
meanss she real old and is rather creepy

>>41675649
>monstergirl children
The ideal gfs, lovers, romantically involved party members or wives.

>>41675073
Oh sweet, now I can make out with my bed

>>41675649
And that's a good thing!

>>41675823
I want to hold those big paws

>>41675823
this cow is flat. its defective

Sorry, we're all out of blueberry, all we got left is black licorice.

>>41672130
maybe i should yield to demons

>>41675596
Preach. pedo pls go

>>41675849
We're 100% black.

>>41675849
I actually almost like that as much as blueberry

>>41675858
SAVE ME

>>41675849
pretty good but what her milk taste like tho?

>Wandering through the wild frontier of the mamono west
>Wander into a tiny town hoping to find work, immediately caught by centaur sheriff for vagrancy
>Swiftly deputized against my will 'for the good of the town', put to work under Sheriff Centaur along with a dopey but well-meaning holstaur deputy
>Not even a day on the job before you get wrangled by rattlesnake lamia bandits
>Kept in captivity for days before a posse shows up to the rescue armed with six shooters, lever actions, and a stockpile of demon realm silver ammo
>Spend a few days back in town before just getting kidnapped again
>This happens back and forth until there aren't even anymore gunfights, just weekly civil exchanges between the bandits and the townspeople

Gonna tell hebi that I'll hunt her down and kill her if she ever leaves me.

Wonder if glass slimes are possible. It's a liquid, after all.

>>41674780
I don't like Chesh very much, I find her cringe
but damn it all, I wouldn't be able to live with myself if leaving made her cry like that
lord help us all when they figure out all men are weak to upset monsters

>>41675879
gonna take the dopey deputy on a date!

>>41675858
monster pair bonding means all those blacked jokes about your bloodline forever being ruined by them actually applies now.

If you and your monster wife eventually had a son, would you try to pair him off with a girl at a young age? Let him figure it out on his own? Or try to keep him out of relationship until he moves out of the house?

>>41675978
give him to his aunt so she will have someone to love

>>41675978
find some playmates around his age. they'll sort it out

>>41675978
All men are pets to cats. I have no choice.

>>41675978
Gonna introduce him to a young yuki onna

>>41675978
Give him a wooden sword and send him on a quest to slay the dragon who lives across the street.

>>41675978
My wife says we should arrange his marriage with another vampire noble house. He will become that house heiress' personal buttler until they grow enough to marry.

>>41675978
I'd let leave him to whatever fate brings. Hopefully, he doesn't end up as dense as me

>>41675831
I want to hold desert loli hips and butts

>>41675858
I came back to this twenty 20 minutes later and it seems even darker.

>>41675978
I'd let him figure it out on his own but my wife would encourage him to play with the nice hellhound in his class.

>>41675978
I'd try to get him to hang out with my friend's monster kid. I'd rather he have a wholesome childhood romance with a girl I can trust than to chance him disappearing one day just to be found in a Mofukuza fluff den.

What should I give to my Mother, a Dark Mage? Her birthday is soon and I'm out of ideas

>>41676084
your dick in a box

>>41675978
I mean I'd generally prefer him to live a relatively normal childhood. If I saw some older woman taking an eye to him I'd probably step in and tell her to wait a few years until he's old enough to make his own choices.

Same goes with any daughters I have, sure monster kids might grow up faster than normal ones do but I'd still like them to have a childhood first before doing anything drastic.

>>41668444

>>41671950
How do those ornaments hold up for covering her lady bits?

why is this guy spamming genshin art now

>>41676153
She has very powerful suction.

>>41676159
brain problems

>>41676159
>now

>>41676153
MAMONO MANA

Just shoot them

Consider cold women.

>>41676316
i like ms tsurara

>>41676316
OK, now what?

>>41676316
Ice girls and high level undead sure are pretty.

>>41676316
cold maids

>>41676375
she seems like a nice person

>>41676384
I mean, if I can hand her a drink and she can make it ice cold I'd keep her as a maid.

>>41676375
>high level undead
Yes

>go to bed
>Feel cold
>Thinks about how it would feel to be hugged by fluffy arms
>After five or ten minutes of it snap out of it
>Still cold and alone
>Hope you don't wake up next day
>Sleep
Cycle repeat

>>41676316
Can I consider old women instead?

>>41676437
My mother is a Dark Mage and she is pretty old.
I warn you, the last guy who pump her ended transform into a fly and eat by a toad.
And that's how she become a single mother

>>41675519
My thoughts exactly. I'll tell you right now some of the people who follow me are into some weird shit. Probably going to keep it in thread, but might endorse the winner for exposure.

>>41676316
>no fangs
Ew

>>41676437
Hags often have cold hands and a very jaded point of view of the word, so they aren't all that different, all in all.

I'll live for you, and I'll die for you
I'll love for you, and I'll cry for you

>>41668444

>>41676619
>"My housewife is actually a super powered demon."
>Coming to a streaming orb near you.