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Will /jp/ finally concede that the Kappas are the only Youkai worth fearing and worshiping? All the others youkais are no better than wild beasts, but the Kappa civilization will soon rival humanity.

>> No.41672990
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41672990

>>41668076
amphibian onaholes

Isn't it canon these guys can't work together for shit? In WaHH they kept blowing up the bridge that Moriya crew hired them to build.

>> No.41673045
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Kappas are for farting on.

>> No.41676625

>>41668076
>They feed on prostates.
the most powerful rival of humanity gentlemen.

>> No.41680924

>>41668076
I want the green kappa

>> No.41687375

no kappa

>> No.41687391

>>41668076
Too small and cute to be fearsome.
I might use their bellies as a pillow and cumrag instead.

>> No.41697212

>>41668076
They have zero ability for long term planning and no will to do large scale projects either, the best they can hope for is using their cute looks and natural abilities to join the humans in becoming their thinkers and improving tech alongside them.

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>>41668076
How can they be fearsome when they're barely a step above fairies in the "how easily can you pick up and launch them like a football" scale?

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>>41699537
They've got guns, they're pretty hard to graze.

>> No.41703042
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dumb turtle

>> No.41703103
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They cute

>> No.41705532

>>41687391
Imagine marrying Nitori, and one of your activities is carrying her under your arm so you can fuck her on a variety of objects.

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>> No.41713794

>>41709485
kappa...
erotic!

>> No.41713843

"Inhuman traits [of kappas] include three anuses that allow them to pass three times as much gas as humans."
do you think...?

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i like the big booby kappa that people draw with the sports bra but regular kappa is nice too

>> No.41720167

>>41697212
Human-Kappa hybrids would be the master race

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>>41713843
Last time I checked they also had magical dishes on top of their heads, and had beaks and turtle shells.

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Nitori got her hand on a neat little gadget

>> No.41722760

I went and read akutagawa's kappa due to Nitori
Didn't understand a word of it though

>> No.41726335

>>41721800
amazing, nitori is so cool!

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>Nice goin', pardner!

>> No.41733773

>>41713843
She can fit three cocks in her ass?

>> No.41737080

>>41716400
wtf nitori so rude

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