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She also accepts "other" kinds of donations...

She's gonna spend it on male prostitutes

>>41647367
>She's gonna spend it on breast enlargement surgery
ftfy

>>41647427
The male whores won't judge her.

>>41647427
>she is gonna spend it on our wedding
Fixed, you are welcome

Your sins are too heavy to be paid off.

please understand
the life of a yama is pretty stressfull

Luckily every jaypee'er is loaded with cash

>>41647287
I remember someone saying this wasn't supposed to come off as shady in Japan as it does in the West. IIRC they said that in the afterlife myths there, being a good person meant a lot of money in the afterlife or something, so it meant that Eiki saw you were a good person and would judge you as deserving of mercy, as opposed to it seeming like you could just buy her off. Is that accurate or no?

>>41651698
it's okay eiki
I wont call Internal Affairs on you

>>41651698
yeah, iit's mention in Komachi's profile in SCoOW that the wealth a soul has in the afterlife is based on the money other people spent for their sake in life (or something along those lines), so a person who's extremely wealthy but widely hated will be dirt-poor when it's time to pay the fare
the implication of the spell card is basically that Eiki's willing to bend the rules a bit when it comes to her sentence if the person being judged is a genuinely good one

>>41647367
Sounds like a waste of money. She could easily get a boyfriend.

>>41656442
Really? Would Eiki be a good girlfriend?

>>41656490
The best. She'll turn you from a loser worthless, degenerate NEET into a productive, well liked, mature member of society in under a Week. You'll also won't go to Hell once you die and you'll lose your virginity once you marry her. It's an absolute Win.

>>41647287
> Who knew you could just buy your way out of hell?
The Catholic Church from 1095 to 1567.

> All this Corruption
That’s bullshit, fuck the Ministry of Right and Wrong. I'm gonna write 95 reasons why and nail them on the Doors of every Religious Building in Gensokyo.

>>41660993
It's all fun and games until the Moriyas kidnap you and break your fingers.

>>41647287
What if we don’t have any money.

>>41665724
You can pay with your body

>>41668181
> You can pay with your body
Said payment will be done in form of torture and hard labour for every sinn you've committed. Unless of course you change your life and become a good person

>>41668181
Why would she do that when she could just get money.