/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>41643435
Enter the comfy zone

>>41643444
The one snek that keeps you warm.

Remember to bee urself :)

Onis are gonna suck you off, but they ain't gonna get down to your height.

>>41643500
That's not an oni that's a dog
Or possibly a male samurai, I don't even know

>>41643478
imma break out these poor bees and dissolve that tanukis company and take all the money away from her

stupid sexy goblins

need correction

>>41643561

>>41643579
That's a good harem

>>41643478
I will save the bees!

>>41643239
>Any kind of mistake in an artwork means it's AI-generated
If someone had told me two years ago that this is what 2022 would be like, I would've wrote them off as a loony.

>>41643606
wurm lawyer, the best money can buy, no matter what, they always win thier cases, and other monsters cant help but hate monsters who keep other single, alone, and imprisoned while profitting of thier misery, just wait till i tell eros and her followers

I want to be owned by a taco cat. How do I best go about getting captured?

>>41643686
really couldnt bring that up now when no one was talking about it, real butthurt about it
>>41643703
get shipwrecked off the coast of where the taino cats are at

>>41643689

>>41643435
I like my women like I like my coffee, black as night and thick.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>41643714
>>41643689
>Did you know that you have rights? Constitutions says you do, and so do I!

41643732
fuck off faggot

>ywn have two lilims suddenly take the seats next to you and start flirting with you

>>41643435
Is Magus alright? Been a while now since he last posted

>>41643774
i would flirt back and watch turn into spagethhi droppers due to having their momentum broken and them getting hella embrassassed, but i would wonder why they are at my home

>>41643790
He posted in the last thread. >>41639597

>>41643803
Dang must have missed it, thanks!

>>41643660
Anon fills the most important part of this adventuring party.
Reaching the top shelf

How do I explain to my new mamono party that I'm a professional healer with standards and I will not indulge their "heal slut" fantasies or whatever nonsense they've read on the internet.

>>41643829
and when a gobbo gets uppity, just put her on the top shelf

>>41643855
>Anon, when I get down from here you're in so much trouble.
>Like, you don't get how much anger I have built up in this tiny form.
>....N-no, I'm not afraid of heights! Just, listen, you put me on the ground and I won't be mad again, I'll even give you a blowjob!

>>41643522
She's an oni witha devil Zoan devil fruit that makes her a dog IIRC

>>41643855

>>41643854
Tell them you're saving yourself for marriage.

>>41643854
By getting married already nerd

>>41643854
dont be one and instead just be the solo adveture that comes into the guild no matter how badly injuried he might be to complete the job and get chummy with the old mature healer troll in the guild while she scolds you for being dumb

Greenworm tummy! Erotic!!!

>>41643444
Wouldn't moths be pretty disgusting with all the dust they leave on your skin when you touch them?

>>41643899
anon, that be a bunyip

Has somebody ordered an extra large fox?

>>41643868
Devil fruits can do that?

>>41643918
>tall fox is going to personally iseaki you into her mansion

>>41643918
>Kei-truck 660cc
I refuse to be isekai'd by suck a puny Truck-kun

Post your best troll pics please!

>>41643703
I can sell you to one or sell you one. Your offer, anon.

>>41643883
>Thinks he can be an adventurer
>Thinks he can make it big
Only 30% of adventures even make it past the starter zone due to rampant scams like the Sabbath be a wizard in a day scheme and only 10% of overall adventurers last long enough to reach a dungeon or anywhere with a good return on investment.
Give up now and become a respectable potter. Everyone needs pots, adventurers keep breaking them.
Why do people think there is any old ruins left anyway? People live there. You are stealing.

Yes, big thicc trolls

>>41644058
Sell me. I want to be a sacrifice to the taco cats. I only ask that you sell me to a good home.

>>41643444
bunyips would be great sorceresses
>turbo intellectually autistic
>glowy yellow eyes w black sclera
>super fluffy
>bunyip
its like the perfect setup for a middle of nowhere sorceress living in a tower

>>41644101
Hath not the potter power over the clay, to make one vessel unto honor and another unto dishonor?

I want to see an adventure with anon picking up an oracle sword

Thicc Smelly trolls

>>41644159
What is a good home for you ?

>>41644303
I want a wife that is willing to "sacrifice" me daily for extended hours of time, is dominant and in control, and likes cuddling. If she likes nature, hiking, fishing, and camping that would be even better. I need a reason to leave the house.

>>41643435

>>41644362
Good taste. What about traveling? The older I get the more I wish I could see all the magical cities and such.

>>41643435
>gimme your lunch
>now

>>41643918
>Have to have go buy an F250 to go out shopping with your very large fox wife.

>>41635375
Any links?

It's getting colder

>>41644180
She's Australian and she lives in swamps so if anything she'd be a tribal shaman living in a grass hut.

>>41644506
Traveling would be nice. It'd be fun to see the world and ancient ruins and such. I'd love to go to Taipei with a Ocelomeh.

>>41644639
So they say but I'm still getting rain instead of snow

>>41643918
>>41644594
Are there any writefag stories with the big fox?

>>41644645
That works too.
>>41644740
All in due time.

>>41644852
Is that from Paradox or is it fan made? MGQ really, really needed more good ends.

>>41644763
I haven't seen any with big foxes, or very many about foxes in general

>>41644868
Giantess shit is cringe.

>>41644949
You're cringe just for being here

I want to marry an Elin. Best nature spirit.

>>41644983
I liked aurin more

>>41643435

For a final time in this poll, now that the thread is relatively new: Made a comprehensive polling to gauge the thread's taste in MGs, I had to make multiple to get a more complete picture. I addes a few more polls. First is the height one:
https://strawpoll.com/polls/e6Z2eXG4qgN

Then there is the size difference, which while similar to the previous poll, it is important to gauge because for example, an average woman size has a different meaning for a shortfag than for an average man. Or on the other side, an anon might just be very drawn to the average female size even if he is a tallfag. An alias will be required in this poll and the previous one, so inferences can be made in the relationship between these two subjects:
https://strawpoll.com/polls/QrgeVYjBYZp

The next poll is muscle taste:
https://strawpoll.com/polls/QrgeVYjNKZp

Then is tits and ass:
https://strawpoll.com/polls/PbZqoPNoNnN

Finally a comprehensive sub-dom dynamic type that also I guess, covers some overall relationship dynamics:
https://strawpoll.com/polls/NMnQB8oEAg6

Next is protection, who would protect who?
https://strawpoll.com/polls/eJnv7KVakgv

Next is the violence level allowed during the relationship, of course within MGE limits:
https://strawpoll.com/polls/eNg6RxvG4gA

How aggressive is she in general?
https://strawpoll.com/polls/GeZANXG9byV

Next is your waifu's fighting skills:
https://strawpoll.com/polls/NPgxkK00rn2

Next is your waifu's strenght, names will be needed to compare it with the next and final poll:
https://strawpoll.com/polls/GeZANXGRVyV

How strong would your MG waifu be ideally, compared to you?
https://strawpoll.com/polls/QrgeVDPmQZp

The Mamono Institute of Geography and Statistics, appreciates your cooperation. This poll will allow us to gauge which type of waifus should come in the first batch of portals and to whom.

>>41645029
nope

>>41644993
I like Elin, just because of the body type and the whole hundreds of years old thing. I miss Tera.

>>41645100
i respect their contribution to thick thighs/wide hips appreciation

>>41644917
Those marriage lines are from the labyrinth of chaos so it's not really canon

>>41644645
as long as the huts a bit taller than the ground she can be whatever magical job she wants, im sure the hat'll be cute and she'll get flustered when u tell her so

>>41645112
I've never even played the game but thick lolis are the best.

>>41645100
I have like 20 hours logged on that game on Steam apparently, but I don't remember playing it at all, or anything about it.

This is a reminder not to forget your daily Elf Inspection.

>>41645667
I don't want to be inspected by elves. They're always rude and say mean things

>be a camp servant in Order army
>help with cooking
>go out into a forest to forage
>the heroine assigned to us went away on some mission a while ago
>she suddenly appears before you by herself smiling weirdly at you

>>41645562
I only remember the Elin honelabd quests in which there was a civil war between the Tanuki Elins vs the Fox Elins, the Tanukis were the good ones

>>41645866
>Elin honelabd
I meant Elin "homeland"

>>41644101
>>41644101
>>41644101
dont csre for makking it big, i wanna be that poor boy that keeps on coming to that older troll for healing and flirting with her. i wanna be barely scraping by but come back to her naggin me gently

>>41645866
This is what Skyrim should have been.

big bear

>>41646066
This, but unironically

>>41645667
Thanks for the reminder. These things leak if you don't keep abreast of their condition

>>41646119
thats looks alot like the cows my pops left me herding, they have been in the family for many of thousands of years

>>41645029
>No aberrant/schizo options
>Fighting skills don't include magic
Lmao lmao what is this? 3dpd?

>>41646168
That's what the "Other" is for.

>>41645029
I already answered the first half when you posted this the first time, don't add shit, I'm not answering these new ones.

>>41646216
Also, you can't just have small, normal, and huge for T&A. Everything about Wockwife is huge to begin with, and don't get me started on Hatterwife. There is big, and then there is BIG.

>PSA: While it might work, your zinogre wife will probably not appreciate you using her mane to charge your phone.

i wish to have sex with jiangshi

>>41643478

I wanna make Deonora inhale black pepper and see what happens when she sneezes.

>>41646279
That's just splitting hairs.
>>41646303
All is well that ends well.

>>41646334
And on that note, small tits means washboard, but what is a "small ass"? Actual child size?

>>41646279
and mw wives are all fucking massive when compared to me, the shortest is 7ft

>>41645029
Where's the good stuff? Where's the list of fetishplay (check all that apply)?

>>41646394
Soon enough all shitty isekai shows will be done with 3d models to save money.

>>41646394
she got tiny thighs

>>41646288
Since y'all are probably tired of me posting without actually contributing pics, here.

>>41646394
Is this thing totally unlit with texture painted lighting or just really good normals?

i want a monster wife who is as beautiful as she is scary

How do I complete the "Outdrink an oni" side quest, I always pass out first and end up in her bed

>>41646442
I don't know I'm not smart, I just used the scene file

There's a gazillion different Lamia variants and subspecies but the art for the standard one is actually the best of them all
Sometimes vanilla is just the best flavor in the parlor

>>41646394
What's the reference?
>>41646417
Make her insecure about them and she'll do squats or whatever to get thunder thighs.

>>41646516
nah, i like gals with nice massive meaty thighs, muscly
thighs are an ew

>>41646497
koikatsu then?

>>41643435

>>41646489
There's two solutions to the sidequest. You either sneak some sacred water into her drink, or get a liver transplant from a dwarf.

Anyways, here's another MonHun gal.

my preference is black hair with red eyes and blonde hair with purple eyes, which monsters have these?

>>41646489
You're supposed to get the satyros to spike your drinks then chug as hard as you can when the competition starts. If you do it right you'll have drank slightly more than her before she starts raping you, and you technically win. It's pretty much the same as the fail ending, but you get to be awake for the rape, the oni acts a bit more clingy, and the satyros becomes a bridesmaid in your wedding later in the questline.

>>41646636
Vampire
Elf

>>41646489
>imagine not drinking onimilk as young boy

>>41646601
Yes

>>41646532
I understand not liking the low-fat muscly look, but this is what proper meaty, firm thighs are, just with enough fat to make them smoother. Some muscle buildup without reaching bodybuilder levels does wonders to legs.

>>41646652

>>41646684
that i can agree with, but me personally i like kinda flabby thighs but those are perfect as well

>>41646636
Mosquito
Titania

>>41646303
This gives me great pleasure

>>41646743
I bet their chitin is hard and cold

>>41646636
You tell me

>>41646609
Cute cat

>>41646609
Then: Felicia
Now: NecoArc
What happened to fightan gaem catgirls?

>>41646757
i wish i was that young boy

Kulve Taroth finances every Danuki bank this side of Lescatie.

>>41646764
>jaundice

>>41646812
Baka ningen

>>41646512
I agree. She's just right.

>>41646512
I've always liked this one

>>41646801
which is the holst dragon?

>>41646882
it's sort of what i expect big momma (leader of the wurms) to look like

>>41646394
THE MONSTER GIRLS...

THE MONSTER GIRLS ARE REAL!!!!!!

>>41644639
I'm tired of this heat, bring on the cold

>>41646902
i bet if you got lost in the underground you might find her and get a bottle of milk to make sure you are not thirsty or if you break down you'll get spoiled rotten by her until you stop

>>41646801
>sample

>>41646512
The vanilla girls always have the biggest customization potential.

>>41646964
Opinion, imagination is the limit.

>>41646990
I love Disgaea monsters

>>41646868
>MGE little mermaid
>Ursula gives Ariel human legs but doesn't take her voice
>just tells her to have her wedding on a ship in a specific spot
>storm comes during wedding
>Grimsby falls overboard
>everyone is sad but life goes on
>years later a bunch of loli krakens in maid outfits invade the castle and start working there

Imagine getting isekai'd to a world where you become attractive and find a girl of your dreams, but everyone else in that world thinks your girlfriend is a stupid, ugly, pathetic loser and you get weird looks because people can't believe someone like you would give someone like her a chance. To you she's the most beautiful woman in the world and you love her with all your heart, but you can't even understand WHY she has that reputation. Would you rather avoid dealing with others, possibly living like a pair of hermits, or try to find a way to convince everyone your girlfriend is cool?

>>41646981
imagine, tall flat oneesabbath

>>41646981
I need more Baphomet pictures. For research purposes.

>>41647019
But Grimsby. Eight legs!

>>41647036
I don't know how anyone could ignore the holstaur.

>>41647036
Sure thing. It's your hard drive, Onii-chan.

>>41647075
I'd prefer a lolibaba Baphomet that calls me little brother. She could give me headpats and call me a good boy.

>>41647036

>>41647073
if all sizes are the same i'd go with a goat over a cow. they have lustier personalities

>>41647036

>>41646882
Any of them, if they've gone through the Tempering process.

>>41647163
so they make milk?
>>41647168
those tits dont really have weight

Shaving your pubes for your wife while she still keeps her impressive bush!

>>41647214
Are those bargain bin panties?

>>41647214
and i wouldnt want her any other way, theres more to play with and shes softer than most
>>41647225
think they are those short short jeans

>>41647209
shut up faggot

>>41647151
Cute!

>>41647214
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>>41646512
Vanilla lamia is my favorite. The blonde hair, slightly tan skin, orange tail. All so perfect

What happens if u tell ur wife u hate her?

>>41647262
stfu, fag

>>41646512
I always end up preferring the subspecies more than the original one but I think the "vanilla" girls should get more love.

Post your best holstaur pics please!

>>41647297
they're rarely my first go to but i wouldn't say no to a harpy or slime

>>41647300

For how long can you get away with teasing girls in 4monster before they find you irl?

>>41647315
I'm all for snakes, but I asked for spotted, bovine girls, not snakes.

>>41647321
id rather tease in person

>>41647321
Indefinitely

>>41647326
I don't believe you

>>41647321
i hope they won't take me being nice to them the wrong way

>>41647221
Is she USB-C compatible?

>>41647321
If you're tripfagging there, make sure to establish that you're unattractive to reduce the odds.

>>41647163
Smelly neet dragon.

>>41647300

>>41647321
Enjoy your sleep paralysis Night Gaunt.

>>41647346
i would tripfag but give advice to how get the guy they want

>>41647348
cool hoodie though

>>41647321
>Post a picture of your bedroom and the new double bed you bought
>Cry about how lonely and cold the nights are in that bed, and how easily it could fit a couple of monsters along with you
>+20 replies in 5min

>>41647348
And yet very cute.

>>41647362
Being helpful and kind while identifiable makes you an even more attractive target, especially if they know you're single.

thinking about zombie dragons creepily laughing while refusing to let their "treasure" go at all times

>>41647437
Not like he'd be going anywhere anyway, with one ton of dragon ass pinning him.

>>41647377
found this weird-looking neet cow in my apartment, she wants to pay rent with milk, ill let her stay
>>41647414
i think she might be the one in the trophy thread posting me drinking her milk

>Upload closeup of my pedostache
>"Any baphomets in the area?"
>cue a load of replies saying they aren't baphomets but a pathetic man like me should head to a specific sabbath, each post a new location.
>Another image, looking straight on the camera to my immense girth. Only a small sliver of the ground is visible to add perspective.
>"There might be a baphomet right below me, I can't tell."
>Post rate increases, they're started showing off their rape rooms and threatening any familiars thinking of poaching 'their man'
>"I guess there's no baphomets, I'll just have to go back to playing everquest."
>A picture of my monitor and desk, aside from the ancient mmo the dust from a thousand bags of Doritos covers everything and multiple bottles of half empty mountain dew are visible.
>The portals appear before me in a great flood. They have come, I am ready.

>>41647472
ewwwwwwwwwww, just be ugly

>>41647487
I need to be more than ugly. My bapho deserves her dream man.

>>41647572
You are now imagining those penetrating your urethra.

>>41647601
ewwwwwwwww, she wants a normal person

>>41647587
What blood do vampires drink before they get a husband?

>>41647724
holst blood or uf they poor, kiki, and if they are homelss, devil bug

>>41647724
tomato juice

Hug your local snek

>>41647746
Are poor vampires just as haughty as rich ones?

>>41647724
Ever heard of a blood drives and blood banks?

You think hospitals need all that blood to keep patients alive? Some of it sure, but most of it feeds those poor, lonely vamps

>>41647762
very much not so, very humble would be mail order wife from slavic country

>Portals open
>Communications between worlds established
>On both sides, there's a check-in/check-out process and line to transit between worlds
>Today's local portal destination: desert realm
>"Now's my chance!"
>Drive up to portal waiting area
>Get out of car
>Strip down naked out of sight
>Oil myself up just incase
>Make a mad dash for the portal, jumping gates, ropes, and slipping away from police
>Jump through portal
>Land on other side
>Big "wtf" looks from everyone on the other side
>Quickly survey the area around me
>See the barren sands in the distance
>Run for the sands
>Anubis yells "Wait sir, don't go over there you'll get-"
>A rumble and explosion from underneath my feet sends me flying into the air
>Beneath me, the open maw of a sandworm
>Look back to the crowd as time slows and I float in mid air.
>Give a final salute as a tear runs down my eye
>Within 2 seconds, I'm devoured by the worm
>She plunges back into the barren wastes.
>"-eaten... by a... sandworm...." the anubis finishes

>>41647724
Their father's

>>41647797
Poor anubis

>>41647811
That's more paperwork for her to fill out. Pesky "incident reports"

Gentlemen, I've made a mistake

I rescued a Dwarven noble and I now I have a bunch of her shortstack clanmembers sworn to my 'cause'....and by that I mean they're playing bodyguard and fortifying my house.

>>41647390
>post that you're a single man looking for monsters in your city without specifying the location
>dozens of replies of "LESCATIE" in all it's permutations

>>41647834
>door now has a bankvault style lock built into it
>windows are bricked up (structural weakness)
>ceilings are all dropped and fortified with vaulted arches
>more loadbearing walls put in
>basement expanded by three stories
>basement mineshaft fitted with additional braces
>basement mine connected to the rest of dwarven city
>cabinets and countertop lowered
>granite kitchen island installed
>additional bedrooms carved out of basement for noble's extended family to live in

>>41647834
Do any of them have epic beards?

Any tips on how to heal popped hips?

>>41647797
i would just hop the border and try and find some wurms to help me find my wife then go to the royal court of dragonia to fist a certain jabberwock

>>41647900
easy, fuck them back into place using the wheelbarrow

>>41647834
Defense in Depth, wazzock.

Sandworm - Dwarven Cooperation

>Sandworms create tunnels for mines and between dwarven cities
>Sandworms will break away large rocks in mines
>Dwarves do the more finesse type of work, reinforce the tunnels, etc.
>In return, dwarves will build luxurious docking stations (homes) for sandworms underground
>Said homes contain the tunnel entrance/exit, and some essential amenities connected to it: bathroom, kitchen, storage, etc., mainly for husband use

Also, desert dwarves have dark hair and tan skin

nah, i dont trust womanlets, i will stay with desert wurm

>>41647900
God I love fox hags so much...

>>41647935
they are fun, flirty, dorks, very meaty, and have stories to tell, also will cook food for you when you come back home

>>41647859
>Local Anubis from the city comes in to ask if we have permits.
>"Eh permits? Are you tellin' a dwarf where she can and can't dig?" is the shout from one that is drinking beer at my small dinner table
>"Oh, is it that wee doggy come to complain about 'safety standards' like we ain't be makin' mine shafts longer than she's those marks on her belly?" is the call from one just walking out of the shower in a towel.
>"I bet she thinks we're gonna hit a gas main or something. Does she think we're amateurs?"
>I can only just smile as the anubis gets increasingly annoyed looking.

>>41647909
>Yah front door was a weakness! All glass.
>This one has a little, reinforced glass window at head level and is stone instead of wood!
>What do ya mean it looks strange? Your neighbors wouldn't know defense if it bit them in the ass!

>>41647944
I love meaty dorks so much...

The Belarusian Kikimoras sure are very nice and thoughtful of making Cope Buckets for tankers to counter them pesky heat seeking missiles. It so simple! Burning tar in a bucket propped on a pole behind the tank to confuse the enemy missile. Thank you very much Belarusian Kikimoras! I and many tankers thank you!

>>41647979
that's very suggestive waggy

>>41647989
the Look, she's giving me the Look

>>41647989
i'd fuck this auntie

>>41647994
the "I know you ate some of my fried chicken livers" look

>>41648040
>fried chicken livers
excuse me what

>>41648084
never had fried chicken liver? that shit is delicious. totally different beast than beef liver

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the patrician's way to sleep is with a dormouse in one hand and a weresheep in the other.

>>41648141
noep, being smothered by a massive wurm, jabberwock and bogie is tho

>>41648141
I just want my zombie dakimakura.

>>41648196
>Zombie harmlessly nibbling Anon as he sleeps

>>41648186
im going to make out it with it
>>41648170
even better idea, sleeping on that massive wurm with a jabberwock and bogie who are smaller than each other

>>41648094
Based and Southern fried-pilled.

>>41648186
You can always trust Shogs. My shog told me so.

>>41643435

Need good shog

Don't let your Sabbath waifu overeat on leftover Halloween candy. No matter how much she pouts.

>>41648336
good shog protects mastah

>>41648344
similar to some wonderland diets a familiar can subsist entirely off sweets

>>41648336

>>41648373
Is eating shog bread considered vore?

>>41648094
I'm not a fan of liver at all. Especially chicken liver.

>>41648401
me too but it seems likely i've never had one made by a decent chef

>>41646303
>grey sky compared to the azure blue of the bee's dream
>a simple grass field instead of one with flowers
Interesting commentary that the real world isn't as charming as the one in the idealized images of the bee's daydreams while imprisoned

>>41648186
>start going insane
>everything is turning to shog
>shog bed, shog food, shog car, shog tap water
>go to see a psychiatrist
>she gives you some meds
>go home, take meds, feel better
>wake up next day
>take meds
>pills are now purple
>drive to psychiatrist
>she's purple too
>says it's just an ironic side effect and to double your dosage
>also tells you to stay home and jackoff onto the couch while calling it pet names

>>41648401
probably only had it cooked to death, yeah?
any liver tastes best cooked to the bare minimum, IMO

>>41648040
>>41648094
>>41648466
Fox hands types these posts.

>>41648401
>I'm not a fan of liver at all
I heard it tastes offal.

>>41648476
fox husband* hands, excuse you

>>41646512
Miia is best

>>41648433
But how will I earn money?

>>41647026
I'd just avoid the company of normalfags and their gay retarded opinions

>>41648590
just get your NEET shogbucks

>>41648590
>get welfare check in the mail from the government
>just insert the purple coupons into the goo machine in your fridge to summon any meal you want
>you don't even have to tell it, it just knows
>all you have to do to get something is write to them and ask for it
>appears the next morning
You don't need to worry about working, Anon. You should go lie down. Pull up those slimy covers and take a nap. You look positively drained

>>41648586
Wrong

She's not even venomous

>>41648422
the bee just flew away to greener, flowier pastures, together with her anon who rescued her. the sky was grey even in the first pic, look at the barred window in top right corner.

Which MG if it ever comes out, do you think you will be an absolute slut for, possibly taking your waifu spot?

Imagine being a staunched, loyal and faithful Order Commander of an Order Force but you are loosing badly and in the brink of defeat. You start rousing and motivating the remaining troops with a speech of loyalty, heroism, heroic sacrifice and determination. But... The mercenaries who are more numerous than your remaining troops just look and stare fiercely at you. Oh and of course, the monstergirls are encircling you.

>>41648699
I remember there being a post about there possibly being a higher rank version of skeleton and ghoul later on. I like the undead girls and the whole evolving your wife through the power of love gimmick. Zombie (and eventually wight) is still my waifu and I am heavily in favor of monogamy, but there is a tiny part of me that's tempted to start a harem of low level undead and try to evolve them all.

>>41647170
Yeah wtf are those tits.

>>41647900

>>41648699
Tzitzimitl, especially if it's mostly true to mythology. Semi-important tribe of skelly goddesses is always nice.

>>41648756
Kangaroo, if KC makes them muscular and stick to the "kangaroos are boxers" meme and doesn't make them one of those "must defeat/match in combat to marry". Otherwise I will throw a temper tantrum and into the shitlist she will go. I don't mind if there is a fighting condition if it is like Ocelomeh, where you arent expected to win or match her to claim her, if anything it will make me like her even more if she knocks you out, then takes you as her husband. Would be nice if there is some momster appeal, but isn't necessary.

>Yes i will spit on an Anubis and call her a sandniggers dog
>Yes i will escape thanks to my chesh wife.
Being a dick is in my nature and now i can go all out

>>41647214
Who's the artist for this? Cute!

>>41648720
If I'm an order commander i wouldn't be dumb enough to launch man to the slaughterhouse (weddinghouse) for heroism.

>>41648865
I have an idea. Zipangu and the mist continent are their own zones, so why not make a MGE Australia? Every monster is extremely dangerous, fighting back is almost impossible, and the only thing stopping a monster from raping you is that a dozen others want to fight her for you first. Instead of a kangaroo challenging you to a fight, you have to sit and watch while 2 roos fight over you. You can either try to sneak away or cheer for your favorite and give her the power boost to win. You could also probably convince them to share you, but their competitive nature would probably lead to a life long fight of who can give you more daughters.

>>41648865
>Kangaroo
Yes please. Imagine the possibilities with those muscular legs.

>>41648973
she looks kind of freaky

>>41648949
I think Australian men would be way stronger than other just because they survived unwed to adulthood (and they're already incubuzing just by being in not-australia)

>be knight of the order
>have to go throught dragonia to aid a village that is about that be attacked by that crazy ililm Elliza.R.Ogers
>Look here it's a dragoncel demaning that she'll help me
>refuse that scaly dead weight a machinegunners needs no useless sword user
>it's late go to a inn to rest
>meet an nice elven lady with green hair same as that dragon
>call her out on it
>elf gets angry at me and assures me that she is a healer and can use a bow like all elves can
Guess i fond a new companions and a usefull one indeed
Still i thought there where no elves in dragonia...right?

So how tall can a monster be before the Sabbath kicks them out? What's the height limit?

>>41648994
Be careful, she will try turn your ammo into weird pink one. It's gay so try to avoid it.

En garde

>>41648987
An island continent that is completely saturated in demonic energy. Only the coastline is safe for human inhabitants. The deeper you go in the more arid the climate, the more dangerous the monsters, and the more dense the mana gets. Giant arachne, regularly scheduled highly agressive harpy attacks, some of the most venomous monsters known to man. Everthing wants to rape you. Welcome to the Down Underworld!

>>41649074
Cradlerobbing dingos!

>>41649074
>regulary scheduled highly agressive harpy attacks
holy shit, how did I forget about the one true terror of the sky.

>>41649142
Canadian geese?

>>41649074
Is that the sme place that got thrashed by a bunch of fucking emus?

>>41649155
War is hell.

>>41649150
far worse

>>41649160
Im sure it is lmao. Imagine losing a war to a bunch of birds that cant even fucking fly

>>41648994
>Still i thought there where no elves in dragonia...right?
There actually are! Specifically in Caledor, you clearly must be within the Caledor region of Dragonia. That is where Dragonia's surprising amount of elven minority resides in.

>>41647026
>everyone else in that world thinks your girlfriend is a stupid, ugly, pathetic loser
then they're wrong, and why should I listen to wrong people?

Damn, being an artillery man in the order is really safe. No one can reach us behind our iron rain. Nothing could go wrong, yup.

>>41649308
>anon's last words before his unit was hit with counter battery fire from HIMARS (High Monsterization Artillery Rocket System)

>>41649308
It's just as safe as being in the Order navy.
Nothing can go wrong on the open seas. Nothing at all.

>>41649335
Oh that's cheating, monster shouldn't be able to reduce us to pulp with technology. Please chief god nerf them. Turning thing into red mist is our some right

Ah, winter.

>>41649337
Yup, just put the armored scuba diving suits and you can ignored every water monster. They have a funny look but they never stop me from welding. I think they're scared of me.

Any tips for an aspiring cowpire rancher anons?

>>41649337
>the Order navy.

What if you are a seaman in the Order Navy. Stationed in a navy base of the Order, plenty of Order ships ranging from cruisers, frigates, destroyers, etc. and you here this music blasting:

https://youtu.be/R6VM89nwztg

And then you see in radar multiple mamono airforce jets and planes incoming. You also swear you see Ace Anon's F-35 too. I guess you all are just:

>"Hehehe! I'm in danger."

Scary spider

>>41649575
Spiders are scary, but you know what’s scarier? Wasps. So let a spider gal into your house to keep those wasp sluts out.
This message was brought to you by Arachne Arranged Marriages

>>41649674
I don't like spider but i don't kill the ones I found in my home. I just ignored them until they go away

>>41649511
Know i want to be a jet pilot mercenary

>>41649575
>have arachne gf
>constantly arguing with wasp neighbor
>wake up one night to the sound of glass breaking
>find arachne gf kidnapped wasp neighbor and has her bound like in certain "videos" you watch
>arachne gf offers her to you
>now have arachne wife and wasp wife
Why not both, anon?

>>41649951
Meant for both
>>41649575
And
>>41649674

>>41649385
Kiss them before you milf/milk them
All vampires no matter how edgy they claim to be are hopeless romantics

>break into a vampire's castle in the middle of a day
>find her sleeping in her coffin
>fuck her
>slip away before she wakes up
>repeat any day you want
Perfect crime, she won't ever know you were even there.

>>41650126
i would steal her milk then when she comes my place be drinking it as nonchalant as possible

>>41650138
Inviting a vampire to your home to let her watch you chug her milk is a pretty bold move.

ded
Not big surprise.

>>41650182
and when that glass is done, go up to her and hold out your glass for more
>>41650395
undead is fat cause heavy fat

>somehow you failed to notice that all the other members of the sub crew where monsters
>now your trapped, alone, deep under the sea

>>41650434
lovely, just gotta open the sub and weight train with the massive pressure at the deep end, im going to jacked or smashed

>>41650434
What do you mean alone? What happened to the crew you just mentioned?

>>41650434
I'll seal myself in the engine room

>>41650434
aight, just need some good old tunres then wiat to get a water wurm

>>41650451
They went outside to buy cigs, they'll be right back.

>>41650474
I see, that's alright then.
The radar shows movement, send help

>>41650474
im going to get some milk then

>>41650434
What are the species of the crew ?

>Dear orders soldiers, be aware that monster have an easy exploitable flaw. They don't want to see you hurt or dead and will try to avoid this at all cost even their life. Use this wisely and you can take out one or more monster with the sold cost of your life. In the name of the chief goddess we should serve.
Order bros, are we on the right side ?

>>41650485
You'll get all the milk you want when they return.

>>41650625
i like my milk right now, so fuck it, im swimming into the dark abyss to look for some

>>41648984
like she's sort of stretched
too long, not enough width

>>41648984
>>41650677
and not enough meat on the frame, shoulder jut out wat top much for her fra,me and everything was squished in

I want a dark brave to mercilessly use me for sexual relief after conquering my town and then prince carry me to her home after SUCCing me dry.

i just wanna wake in a par of massive titties and thighs and be able to drink the milk in the moring, and have a cute jiangshi wife that speaks that cute mist contient accent

I just want a tamable funny cat. No more, no less

>>41650771
If you want some cat that makes you laugh and isn't mean spirited, you should look for some sort of feline Bogie.

>>41650803
the true clussy

>>41648994
If she's an elf then where are her ears?

>>41650803
Chesh aren't that ?

I've had it with monsters canging classic fairy tales and movies and monster-swapping them
>Aladdin but he fucks the genie
>Handsome and the beast
>The sleeping prince
Can't even try to read a classic like Dante's inferno since it has been turned into the journey of a guy and his Phantom friend exploring the depths of Pandaemonium trying to avoid imps and demons

>>41650880
Send a funny pipe to the one rewriting them.

>>41643435

>>41650880
i'd just make a porno of the true story of how i fisted my wock wife in the middle of the dragonia royal court when i first met her

>>41650903
>Chesh gets a black face straight from cartoons
>thinks the spicy pipe gadget is amazing and decides to track you down

>>41650970
That's actually a really good ending

anonymously sending your used underwear to random mamono!

asking for milk your neighbor for milk is gonna be a whole lote different post portal

>>41650848
She's the type to call you a faggot and then claim it's a joke when you're upset.
>>41651010
I'd never do that. Not to a random one, gotta pick a good target.

>>41651103
If she go to far i will do a backflip from the roof.

Have you fucked a plant today?

>>41651235
nah, havent since a ripe, plump, matured plant

>>41643689
>no matter what, they always win thier cases
Now I'm just imagining a Wurm giving puppy dog eyes to the judge until the judge relents and rules in favor of Lawyer Wurm. They say she's lost one case, but the resulting ice cream binge she went on after was so terrible everyone decided to just let her win.

ded

>>41647945
>>41647859
How do they deal with the "rat" issue in the attic?

Anyone tried desire dungeon?
Feels a lot like MGE

>>41651631
They call people like me, we catch them and sell them to peoples who wants rat or large mouse pets. If no one want them in the town we just exchange them for more traps and tools with the locals dark elves.

>>41651666
Yep it's good the whole thing is just a convoluted matchmaking scheme for monster girls

>>41651625
I would never slap a monster. Not when you can punish her sexually instead.

>>41648590
>Succubus working at a department store
>Weird guy comes in wearing all purple
>He hastily slaps down twice as much in cash as what he's buying and leaves
>Strange but okay
>As she puts the cash in the register it turns to purple goop and dissolves
>Succ holds back tears as she picks up the phone to call her manager
>How will she explain to her demon boss that she fell for it again?

>>41651711
Vampire and Angel are the best

All the cool kids hate monstergirls. You're with the cool kids, right?

I'm at work and for some reason I can't stop imagining how an Eros Alp would be, now I can't stop thinking about big breasted tanned Alps dressed in pink.
I need help.

I love Halloween but I hate that my Vampire eats too much candy and we have to go the dentist.
They really hate each other

>>41651951
When something eros related is mentioned I can't stop thinking about strawberry milk

>>41651951
I feel like if an Alp went Eros, they'd go full force on trying to be as feminine as possible, and end up getting Venus-tier proportions as a result with ultra-girlish personalities.

>>41651994
>>41651987
>>41651951
Every Eros members are bros that will help me to get my dreamed wife. I could even like a dark elf or an Alp in those circonstances

>>41651951
I would make at least ten kids with such abomination

>>41651951

>>41651951
Nav did this before by mistake

>>41652086
still not an alp

>>41648994
>machunegunner
>refusing the upgrade into an aerial technical by combining with the dragon
you're no machinegunner, you fucking poser.

Did KC delete his secret twitter account for non-mge stuff (the one with a uma musume pfp)?

>>41652103
I'm so going to name my first daughter "Hilux"

>>41643435

>>41652103
call me old fashioned but i prefer boots to the ground apporach

Commed from Setz
Bringer of Fortune
Averter of Misfortune

I want to get passed between two dark braves. Each giving me a melty kiss then throwing me at the other one who does same and it repeats.

>>41643435

>>41652390
i'm all about being hip-checked between multiple barometz

>>41652029
>"Bruh, raid night today! You're the main tank!"
>Wink wink

>>41652337
Do their clothes ever get to dry?

typical magic tutor

>>41652444
Not gonna lie. That's literally my mother, but she wears clothes that doesn't show that much of skin, and is not a tutor