/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Show her my green card.

That is, my spell card, Blight "Green and Rotting Death" ~ Lunatic.

Ask her to deport me to the dimension of booze and whores.

>>4143242
But I'm not an illegal immigrant in the sense that I willingly got myself here in the first place, it was more like I got washed up ashore and ended up here.

>>4143276

Like a fucking Algerian. Get out of France.

Rape the touhous.

>>4143242
>you are taking jobs away from hard working Gensokyo residents
Aren't I just helping Reimu with her roof?

I do the electric slide.

Eventually the groove fever catches on, and I'm line dancing with all of Gensokyo.

I wouldn't mind leaving after that. A real performer knows when to exit his stage.

I'm a refugee. I have the right to seek asylum.

>>4143242
I gently ask her why should I be forced out of Gensokyo when lots of people (like Kochiya-sama) came through the border and were allowed to stay.

I think that is a quite logical reply.

I see geek asylum. If I go back to where I come from, I'll be persecuted for being a geek.

mape the raids.

The answer is quite simple, really.

I inquire as to the process through which I could attain legal status in Gensokyo, and pursue that means until I'm a legal resident.

Then, as a legal resident of Gensokyo, I proceed to help fix the roof of the shrine, for free of course.

Conversely, if there is no way and I'm bound to be deported, I at least as for the time to finish fixing the roof. After all, I did make a promise.

>>4143379
Fascinating.

Why, obviously I pee on her.
See OP.

Remind her that Reimu doesn't have any money and tell her to go away. I got a roof to fix.

There is no such thing as citizenship in Gensyoko right? How can someone illegally live there then?
This old hag in frills is clearly messing with me.

>>4143435

She has the ability to shoot motherfucking beams and danmaku in every direction. She has every authority to tell you what to do and you would be a fool to question it.

>>4143440
Who ever said I can't shoot beams and danmaku as well?

Sure, they take the form of spitballs and paper airplanes, but don't underestimate the power of mankind!

>>4143440
And that's assuming the person fixing the roof knows she can do that.
That's also assuming this person would give a shit too.

"I'm __________, engineering student, pleased to meet you." Offer her my hand in a pleasant handshake.

"Actually, I fell through a gap in space-time after being assualted by some pre-homosapien barbarian, I'm not at all sure how I got here. As I'm sure you've figured out; I don't speak the language here and I've no currency of this world, and I'm mostly certain my services as a mechatronics engineering student would be fairly obscure here, so I couldn't even really work here. Right then, here's my ID" At which point I would hand her my Driver's liscence and student card.

"So really being here isn't exactly all that beneficial to me; well aside from all the stunningly beautiful women here. Say, you're rather good looking yourself miss, a shame our meeting had to be under these circumstances." I'd pause and look around. "Say, it's rather pleasant around here, not a speck of polution and lots of pleasant countryside. The sort of place that would be great to retire too, or visit on vacation."

"Alright, deport me then miss; but know that you will forever be an illegal imigrant in my heart." I'd smile and await response. "I'd like to explore the possibility of returning through more official channels; prehaps you could inform me about that?"
__________________________

And when she's not looking I'd see if my 'control magic' Magic the Gathering card worked as a spell card on her.

>>4143242
I answer "YEAH I KNOW TAKING THEM FARMING JOBS FROM THE PEASANTS MUST BE HURTING YOUR FEUDAL JAPANESE ECONOMY, YOU'RE A MORON"

>>4143242
Then take me the fuck back.

Why the fuck would I want to stay?

I'm homeless, jobless, cannot speak the native language, there's fucking demon creatures that eat human beings and shoot technicolor rainbows of death, and if I lived with Reimu, she'd work me harder than a nigger on a plantation.

I'd grab the old hag and beg her to take me back, you need a damn better incentive for me to stay.

Convince her to border-manipulate me into a Youkai that doesn't need to eat to survive and understands the language. That way I won't have to take jobs away or get deported. Everybody wins!

I challenger her to danmaku for my right to stay, seeing as I know all her spell cards by heart.

Advantage: Anon

>>4143530

I challenge her to a game to see if I can stay.

The rules are simple. If she can best me in a card game of my choosing, she wins. Best two out of three. However, they must be completely normal (ie: not blowing me the fuck up) non magic playing cards.

Old maid, bitches. I never lose at Old Maid.

>You arrive in Gensokyo after being punched in the face by some jock whose girl you bumped into

it's that easy huh?

>>4143608
Who knew?

Evil Eroge version:
I pull out my laptop and show her the shear volume of porn of her on it.

"I stay or this goes public; your choice."

And then I slowly turn her into my slave via sexings and videotaping the seings to add more to the blackmail pile.

I'm your biggest fan version:
I pull out my laptop and show her my collection of every touhou game and some of my wallpapers of her.

"In my world you're a huge star! Please let me take a photo with you!" I take a bunch of pictures with her and get her to sign my laptop. After a constant barrage of flattery and adoration I slowly erode her desire to make me leave.

Galge version:
"I..I..I'VE FALEN IN LOVE WITH YOU; PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!"

Manly version:
"I said I'd fix the shrine maiden's roof; a man keeps his promises." I pick up a hammer, nails and roof tiles. "You'll have to wait till I'm finished, I'm going to fullfill my debt. You can either wait for me to finish or you can tell me where to find you so you can deport me when I'm done."

Tricksy version:
"I was forced out of my home world and onto this one; I am a trans-dimensional refugee, and I seek asylum."

/jp/ version:
Attempt rape

>>4143619
well of she just gaps your laptop or destroys it, wouldn't that be a problem?

>>4143628
You see, the problem with that is it makes sense. Logic doesn't apply in this case.

>>4143619
Manly version and galge version sound awesome.

>>4143628
If she gaps my laptop I break down into tears, a man can withstand many things...

...having a brand new Asus 51J destroyed in front of him is not one of them.

reported for roleplaying
read the sticky

>>4143648
Not sure if sarcastic

I ask her if I could stay as a native and even try to learn the native language. On top of that, I don't like breaking my promises.

Perhaps I could get some work as a tailor?

>>4143793
Not sarcastic of course. Nothing beats straight out traditional confessions. Also, manly version is just manly.

>>4143242
I say the following:
Shut up you damn zipperheaded gook. I haven't the faintest how the fuck I got here so you better stop yapping your mouth about me being here illegally and tell me how the hell I got here first.

Then I would say:
Furthermore, if you wanna bitch me out about taking jobs away from others, why the hell is your shrine in such a state of disrepair in the first place?

Then I would light up a smoke despite her statements of frustration then say:

"Yeah yeah, get me a roofing hammer and some nails would you yum yum?"

Then get to work fixing their damned roof while contemplating how the hell I got here.

Rude?
Just a little. Wanna yell at me for something beyond my control? Fine no respect till ya earn it.

>>hard working Gensokyo residents.

Fucking shrine maiden didnt want to keep her shit in good condition, we just take the jobs nobody else wants to do. I remember your safespots bitch, bring it on.

Why would I want to live in Gensokyo as a powerless faggot who can't even accomplish the manual labor that is prevalent during the time period Gensokyo is stuck in.

So yes, I would say, get me the fuck out of there already so I don't die.

If Yukari says so, I don't really have a say in the matter, unless she actually wants me to stay. Either way, the most I can do is to try to take some pictures on my phone secretly and post them on /jp/ when I return.

I go for a quick grab to see if she really has a penis up there.

I doubt it would be a matter of Yukari even telling you were being removed from Gensokyo. She would just do it.

I have a variety of talents beneficial to the individuals of Gensokyo. These skills come through natural talent and repetition of said task until it becomes second nature.

[/spoiler];_;[/spoiler]

>>4143884
Masturbating is hardly beneficial to the residents of Gensokyo.

>>4143875
you lose the initiative roll, yukari strikes first.
now suddenly you have your own hand gapped up your ass.

I have a variety of talents beneficial to the individuals of Gensokyo. These skills come through natural talent and repetition of said task until it becomes second nature.

;_;

Messed up the spoiler.

>>4143891

Sorry, bro. Had to delete to fix my horrible failure.

>some jock
I leave for 4 months and kids are being responded to. God damn it.

Ask her if she's okay, then follow with a bustah wolf.
Then, if I'm still alive, say "sowweh".

You arrive in Gensokyo after being shot by some rice eating gang who took over your neighborhood. You have no food, you don't speak Japanese and have a shit work history. You find yourself at the Hakurei shrine and notice it is in disrepair. A shrine maiden spots you and starts to yell at you in some strange language. You innocently put your hands up and back up in annoyance. She sees your pissed off state and motions with her hands to fix the roof and then she heads inside and points to a bowl of rice indicating you work for food. Hungry, you accept and proceed to start working on the roof. Suddenly, a woman in frills and a parasol appears in front of you out of nowhere. She speaks your language and tells you that you are here in Gensokyo illegally and you are taking jobs away from hard working Gensokyo residents. She explains that she is in charge of the border and must arrest you. What do you do?
Fixed to reflect Reality.

Prostrate before her and beg her not to gap me into the assrape dimension. Ask her to send me back home once I've calmed down.

>>4143916
Act badass. I'm going to die somehow anyway.

>>4143925
>How men act.

Good.

>>4143916
Does Gensokyo even have jails, I'd figure she'd just gap you to the forest or some other place where the youkai rape the shit out of you.

>>4143932
>youkai rape the shit out of you
Good end.

>>4143932
In that case, I remove my face and counter-rape the youkai.

Whip out my laptop out and challenge her to a game of Vanguard Princess (it's impossible to be good at that fighter on your first play due to the unique assist system). If I win In get to go wherever I damn well please, and she does some sort of border hax so I can comunicate with people. And if she wins I get deported and she gets my collection of touhou porns to blackmail people with.

>>4143932
According to Paranoia Cat (even tough I know it's shit), Eirin enjoys being raped, so I wouldn't mind being thrown in the forest if it was close enough to her

"Hey, Yukari.

You arrive in Gensokyo after being punched in the face by some jock whose girl you bumped into. You have no food, you don't speak Japanese and have no way of making a living. You find yourself at the Hakurei shrine and notice it is in disrepair. A shrine maiden spots you and starts to yell at you in some strange language. You innocently put your hands up and back up in fear. She sees your sorry state and motions with her hands to fix the roof and then she heads inside and points to a bowl of rice indicating you work for food. Hungry, you accept and proceed to start working on the roof. Suddenly, a woman in frills and a parasol appears in front of you out of nowhere. She speaks your language and tells you that you are here in Gensokyo illegally and you are taking jobs away from hard working Gensokyo residents. She explains that she is in charge of the border and must deport you. What do you do?"

Pretty strict immigration rules for people so technologically backward. It seems unusual for Yukari to care, and she didn't seem to mind so much when a rival religion to her friends showed up.

Anyway, I show her my cock.

"Yeah, right. You probably tossed me here yourself. Reimu's got tea ready, I think."

>>4143981
She gaps herself a microscope so she can see it

"You are an illegal immigrant here, I am either going to have to deport you or arrest you" Yukari says in english taking you by surprise considering all the other women around here seem to speak in Japanese.

"Well we have a bit of a conflict here don't we?" You ask as you pull out a camel light then light the cigarette up. Her look of confusion changes to outright revulsion as the smoke drifts over her, giving an outright disgusted look.

"Would you mind putting that out?" she then asks you in what you can only gather is a polite tone of voice. However, her accent is so thick you can't tell one way or another.

"Lady when you just get shot, wake up and find yourself in some other place where nobody speaks your language and you have to reduce yourself to hand signs To work for food, you would be a little stressed. So let me finish my damn smoke before you arrest me and send me back to wherever the hell I came from. It might be a bit hard since I was shot by some shovel faced gooks" Your irritation is evident by the end of your statement.

"Very well" she says.
You now:

[] negotiate with her to allow you to stay here.
[] note that the sorry state of the shrine shows nobodys job was taken by your presence
[] call her a conservative and deride her for trying to yell at you when you clearly have no idea whats going on.
[] slap her and tell her to go back to the kitchen.

>>4143999
At least she's taking an interest.

Immigration is good for a community as long it doesn't result in money flowing out of the community(which is actually good for the world economy, but fuck some jackass in mexico having a chance to buy something from china with american dollars). I doubt Anonymous has anyone to send earnings to, so his arrival in gensokyo is only helpful for the local economy.

this is even worse than an /a/ thread

Stop time, steal umbrella replace with SMALL BOMBS shaped like umbrella then hightail it outta there. Then restart time and immediately detonate SMALL BOMBS.

If she survives repeat again untill she has become a fine mist.

>>4144008
[x] The shrine, it is a wreck.

"Listen lady" You finally say.

"What?" Came the weak reply.
"Alright, so this shrine here is a big mess. How about we ask the shine keeper if she wants some help until we get this sorted out. That way I have a place to stay, some food to last me, and something gainful to do. You go talk to whoever is in charge and see if we can't sort this whole mess out. Frankly, I don't want to go back and end up in a damned hospital with a hole in my lung because of all this. On the other hand, miss yum yum there looks like she could use-"

"Reimu" Yukari said.

"Rainu?" you ask in confusion.

"No no Reimu" Yukari corrects. "Thats her name"

"Alright reign you" You reply.

As she conceeds, you walk over to the shrine.

Reimu approaches you with a confused expression on her face.

You begin explaining the situation with Yukari translating as you go along.

Eventually Reimu holds up her hand as if to stop you then considers.

"Wakadimashta" She says.

In confusion, you look at Yukari for translation.

"I understand, or Alright by me" she translates.

"What a charmer" you reply.

And so the deal is struck. You work for Reimu, Yukari figures out what to do with you, and you have a place to stay and some food to eat.

[] Be a gentleman and introduce yourself formally to Reimu.
[] make a rude gesture.
[] Genuflect.

Dammit, t-p.

[X] Be a gentleman and introduce yourself formally to Reimu.

"Ware wa Seitei Souther! Nanto Roku Sei no TeiOh!
SHIKANU! KOBINU!! KAERIMINU!!!-- hahaha. Boku ga ____, yoroshiku."

>>4144144
Oh, it seems a writefag from /a/ stumbled into /jp/?

I want to rage, but the quality of the front page is so shit tier at the moment, that I just have no will to. Carry on.

>>4144144
[x] Genuflect.

>>4144144
[x] Genuflect.

>>4144144
just as keikaku

>>4144170
Just drugged up enough from my surgery to write whatever comes to mind.
Doesn't help I was watching a bunch of Clint Eastwood movies before stumbling upon this thread.

score is 1 to 1.

Die laughing.

An hour or so later. Exhausted from fixing up the roof and trying to reside the shrine, you are sitting in one of the guest rooms.

Reimu walks in then begins talking to you in Japanese once more.

"Look look" you mutter as you stand up "What Japanese I know is from your anime and only then it is "My name is"" which you say your best in japanese. "So My name is (Jack) and " you stop in japanese then continue in english "Thank you for taking me in miss reign you" Again, because you do not have pronunciation down right, you mis pronounce her name. She seems content to let it slide though.

The two of you sit there. 2 cups holding tea cooling in the late afternoon light.

Of all the wild fantasies you had of coming to Japan, you never imagined it would be this tough. Who would have thought your beautiful dream would be spoiled by something so big as a language gap.

With a sigh, you down the tea then look at her, you point to the cup then say "How do you say more tea in your language anyways?"

With a confused look, the pronounces tea in Japanese slowly.

And so begins your initial attempts to communicate in her language.

[] Continue trying to learn.
[] This is tough....

>>Of all the wild fantasies you had of coming to Japan

Damn, going to japan through gensokyo is quite the detour.

>>4144279
I'm making this shit up as I go.

>>4144262
[X]Find Marisa, this bitch is mid-tier.

Alternatively, option 2.

[x] Continue trying to learn.

Maybe start listing out what we know; or find some common ground we both know about; like japanese foods, or anime.

"When did America change it's name?"

>>4143242
Wait, so Sanae has a passport of some kind?

>>4144291
>common ground we both know about; like anime

Delusion

whip out my green dick

Finally, some progress. You hold up the cup resulting in the two of you stating the name.
You begin asking about a few anime you know of.

However, at this point it becomes somewhat obvious that there isn't much in the way of anime.

Either that, or she doesn't watch such shows.

Suddenly, you hear some noise outside. What sounds like a woman yelling, or challenging ...something. Her words are fast, bullet like it would seem.

The two of your race outside. Standing there is a woman wearing a witches hat and some kind of mixture lolita/witches costume.

"You" Reimu says, placing a hand on your chest.

"What? I didn't know you had witches" You reply.

"You stay back. You gethurt, stay back" she says.

You realize in time that she said this in simplified Japanese. enough for yourself to understand.

"Yeah like I am gonna let a girl fight when I can lend a hand" you say.

"You stay back" she repeats. Obviously, she got that you were going to attempt to be a white knight. Instead, your offer for assistance is shot down...and hard.

The two begin squaring off while you stand by almost uselessly.

"Damn this isn't anything like I thought" you said.

(Ok this part is getting a bit touchy. So If someone wants to narrate a fight or a battle of wits go on ahead. I'm feeling dizzy right now)

>>4144313
She's there illegally, why else would she hole herself up on a fucking mountain?

Trying to steal all of Reimu's followers too, just like the Mexicans.

>>4143242
Kindly explain to her that there is no one in Gensokyo who would help Reimu, as she has no money to pay, and only someone... in my state would be willing to work for food.

After this infallible logic is laid down, she reluctantly agrees to allow me to stay and prove my worth. She will decide later if I can stay, or if I am to be removed.

After kindly helping Reimu, she takes me in. Which is not all that surprising. At first, she is kind of apathetic toward me, but after a week or two, we start to warm up to each other. I eventually befriend Marisa, as she is always visiting. Over the weeks an months, I begin to pick up the language. Feeble, at first, only to say things like "Thank you", "Yes/no", and other basic things. After a couple months, I can communicate on a basic level.

After living in Gensokyou for 6 months, the time Yukarin allowed me to prove myself, she finds me... Lacking. Lacking in abilities of danmaku. Lacking in abilities to survive on my own. Lacking in critical attributes that any person who wishes to live outside of the human village must have. She decides to banish me. I refuse and resist. I do everything in my power to prevent her from exiling me from this paradise. I love this place. I had no friends in the outside world. My family didn't care for each other. I had no future. I wanted to stay. I was willing to do anything to stay. After several minutes of struggle, Yukari gets angry, running me through with her parasol.

As I lay bleeding out on the stone walkway leading to the Hakurei Shrine, I look up at the sky. That beautiful blue sky, dotted with soft clouds. Yukari looks down on me, her parasol blocking out my view of the sky. She has a "Good riddance" look on her face. Reimu runs over to me. She begins fighting with Yukari.

My vision fades. My head tilts over to the side, and I catch a glimpse of my blood running through the gaps between the stones. My mind flashes on the happy times I had. Cleaning the shrine. The meager meals Reimu could provide. Riding behind Marisa on her broom. Seeing the sights of this flawless world. I was but a cancer in Gensokyo. Yukari was right. The last thing I think to myself... "Thank you. Gensokyo..."

I die.

Let the thread go for 5 minutes and someone fucks it up.

>thread

>>4144345
Continue?
Yes.<<
No.

>>4144358
>implying your rants about moon bunnies and gorgons are any better

>>4144373
Save Replay

fap

>Restart from last save point.

It has become apparent to you that your self defeating manner is not going to help you get through this.

Sitting alone in the woods, you contemplate how best to proceed. You do not seem to be of much use at the time.

Reimu approaches you then stands off 5 feet away.

"You think too much" she said simply then extended her hand to you.

You....

[] Take her hand
[] Disregard her.

>>4144424
Do you even have to ask?
[X] Take her hand

[X] Take her hand

Let's not aleinate the only person who seems to care about us just yet.

>>4144373
Upon clicking continue, I am send back to 4 months ago, after having been in Gensokyo for 2 months. I elect to beg Reimu and Marisa to teach me the ways of magic. For the first two weeks, Reimu is a brutal instructor. She slaps me with her Miko stick every time I fail in the slightest bit. After a month, I can create the most basic danmaku. An average fairy would probably defeat me. This is where Marisa starts teaching me.

She is much more warm to me than Reimu, after all, she was born weak just like me. I learn faster from her.After another month, I am on par with the strongest of fairies. Maybe even some of the average humans and weaker youkai. Surprising how fast you can learn when you are determined. Determined to survive. This time I know Yukari will kill me if she finds me unworthy.

Two months to go. My training has slowed. I fear I may be near my potential limit. I am nowhere near as strong as Reimu or Marisa. No comparison. Instead of trying to get stronger, I practice my danmaku patterns, changing them from blatant and random bullet spam to beautiful patterns that even Yuyuko would be jealous of. Marisa is helping me every step of the way.

"No no, not like that..."
Marisa grabs my arm, her other arm sliding around my lower back.
"Like thi-..."
She blushes, as do I
"...Like this, Marisa?"
I send out a intricate danmaku pattern.
"Yeah... Like that..."

I think I'm falling for Marisa. Maybe she is falling for me too. I hope so. Shes so kind to me.

My time is up. The six months had passed.
Yukari arrives at the Hakurei Shrine. She proposes a danmaku battle with me, as she had been watching me train from time to time.

>>4144460
GTFO

[report]

>>4144460
"You need not defeat me, but show me that you are worthy of being a friend and ally of the Hakurei Maiden and the witch Marisa."

We start fighting. After what seemed like an eternity, but only turned out to be about eight minutes, I am defeated. Yukari had hardly broken a sweat.

"I am impressed. To become this strong after a mere six months. You are welcome here."

She gaps away to God knows where. Marisa and Reimu cheer me on, congratulating me.

My days continue on, growing happier every day. Reimu and Marisa introduce me to many interesting and colorful characters. The Scarlet bunch. Alice. Aya. Yuyuko and Youmu. The humans of the Human village. After another half year, Marisa and I confess our feelings for each other. They were mutual. I was so happy. I could never be happier.

Too keep what could be a long story short, and on topic.. Marisa and I get married not long after, and live together for many, many happy years. I tell my stories to my children and grandchildren, and we both end our lives as happy as could be.

>>4144462
fuck your checkbox turn based RP shit. Take it to IRC. I am simply responding to OP, and the person who implied that they wanted me to click continue.

You look up at Reimu.
Her small hand looms close to your face. The sunlight behind her casts her as a silhouette.

You realize for a moment that it does not matter how you see yourself.

What matters is how much you work for something.

"Thank you" you say as you take her hand then pull yourself up.

"You help clean floor today?" she asks in that broken Japanese.
She has been trying her hardest to communicate with you yet, you realize you were being too hard on yourself. There was no hope to "Fit in" to begin with. Nor did she expect you to.

Instead, she wanted you to improve yourself.

"West wing?" you ask, meaning you take west and she takes east.

With a nod, you two walk off to the Shrine to begin your work for the day.

[Save point}

I like how people bitch about vidya threads but truly cancerous threads like this go unmolested.

>>4144473
And your shit sucks.
GTFO.

>>4144488
N-no it doesn't! Leave me alone!

>>4144490
How about this:
This thread remains a reimu based rp storyline.
And you go off and start a Marissa Based rp line?
That way those who want reimu gets reimu. Those who want Marissa get Marissa and I can continue bullshitting my way through a storyline while doped up on lortap and anesthesia?

eh, this is better than 90% of the threads, no problems, thx OP

Carpet sagebombing imminent

>>4144495
OP never said anything about RPing or a Reimu based story.

This thread was TL;DR, I didn't read anything but OP's post. I responded to OP's post accordingly.

>>4144519
Ok.

You wanna do as I suggested though?
Give both crowds what they want without any conflicts?

No need to fight or bicker over it.
Besides, I just did what you did. Saw ops comment and began coming up with something. Albeit a little bit more positive than yours.

>>4144527
Just because you wanted to start an RP session on 4chand oesn't mean you own the thread dude. Let other people reply to OP as well.

And no, I won't start a second identical thread. One is bad enough as it is.

>>4144540
So instead of being gentlemanly about it you wish to be a little bitch?

Alright.
Have fun with that.

>>4144543
I think u mad.

take your RP shit out of here please.

>>4144554
Same to you.

And loose the trip code by lurking moar.
Nobody cares who you are.

While the border officer is writing out her report, I throw the hammer at her face. It traces a lazy arc through the air and comes down with a wet smack on her forehead. She crumples down to the ground, unblinking eyes staring up at the clear sky. I'll need to move quickly now. I grab her parasol and head inside. The shrine maiden has her back to me, cooking something over a wooden stove. She says something without turning around, probably asking me if I've fixed the roof yet. I ram the parasol into the shrine maiden's anus, causing her to shriek in pain as the parasol's pointy tip rips through the soft flesh of her bowels. While she's writhing in pain, I smash the hammer into a spot right above her ear, replacing her scream with a sharp gasp and then silence. I bury the bodies and put on one of the shrine maiden's spare outfits. I resume fixing the roof of my new house. Shrine maidening can't be too hard, right?

>>4144603
And then you were Reimu.

>>4144603
GOOD END

I point out in a deadpan voice that she's standing on a part of the roof I haven't repaired yet.

Since Gensyoko actually has comedic timing, this is probably the point that she goes right through the roof and lands on Reimu.
I studiously ignore the resultant lightshow, fix the roof and hope that by the time the two are finished Yukari has totally forgotten about me.

Wait, if this is gensyoko, does that mean I need to start wearing a skirt?

>>4144711
No, but you need a hat.

>>4144732

Oh dear. My dark couloured wollen winter headcap combined with my heavy coat and stubble is probably what is making me look like an obvious immigrant in the first place.
I'd better swap it out for some kind of baseball cap ASAP.