/jp/ - Otaku Culture

gouge the head and kill?

Awesome game

Take off every Z.I.G.?

Mai waifu.

sage this thread? Because bayonetta is unrelated to /jp/ completely, also it's shit and she has horrible and unattractive character design.

This is a real game, AT fags.

Hey, I just beat it yesterday

Game of the decade.

>>4141038
That one is soooooooo fucking true

Bayonetta is /jp/ related though

>>4141060
I beat it three times earlier today

>>4141071
I'm on my second run right now, such an amazing game.

I want this.
But at the same time, I don't.
Her proportions are just too freakish for me. She's like.. taller than a na'vi, but her head is so tiny.

Someone's mad.

I mad.

>>4141084
You'll get used to it. Then you'll jack off to the final dance video.

>>4141084
I don't really find her attractive, but she's just so god fucking awesome

>>4141095
This.

Currybutt stop being butthurt because you can't afford good PS3 games like Bayonetta.

Little boys who have a hard on for Dante sure are mad that this game is better than all DMC games.

The butthurt here is strong.

>>4141115
I'd rather have the 360 version, goddamn long loading times are annoying

Looks too slutty. Not sure if want.

>>4141115
But I do have a PS3 (two within the month) and buy games whenever I want. I just don't want shitty games like this.

Hate to agree with the Butt, but... >>>/v/

>>4141126

So you're judging a game without ever playing it? Good job.

>>4141118
I don't like DMC either, I think both are shit but Bayonetta twice as shitty for being the same game just with tits added and suddenly everyone thinks its 'awesome'.

Cereza was adorable.

>>4141131
Doesn't matter if I judge it based on experience or not - the fact is it's not /jp/ material and belongs on /v/.

>>4141129
What do you know?, you haven't even played it and this is entirely /jp/ related.

>>4141133
kids sure do think they are cool for shitposting on the internet.

>>4141133
Shittiest opinion in the world.

What I liked of this game was the Xbox 360 version getting a 40/40 as the PS3 version getting a 38/40.

It shut the fuck up of a lot of stupid fanboys.

Not /v/.

>>4141144
Think up something better than the oldest shit response if you want a reaction more than this. Besides, /jp/ knows my age, whether I act it or not isn't relevant to the topic though - this is a /v/ thread being posted on the wrong board.

Why don't you do this in the other /v/ threads?

>>4141143
Horrible character designs are /jp/ related?
Or was it "all things Japanese ^_^"?

>>4141154
Loading times in the PS3 version sure suck a lot

>>4141155

But it's a japanese game.
Are you going to say touhou and rance belong in /v/ because they are games too?

>>4141162
I don't see them. That or they aren't about games that only have one draw - a fuck ugly titbags main character.

That tripfag is starting to spam? What an annoyance. I know what to do, though. And I do it.

>>4141166
That doesn't even make sense

>>4141154
Gives you more time to grab your cock. PS3 version is superior.

>>4141170
I won't bother justifying this tired as fuck argument of yours with a response more than just saying I won't give one. So I am giving one, but this is the extent of it.

>>4141174
They are still /v/ related and don't belong on this board.

>>4141176
Who? CurryButt, I've had him filter for over a year now. If it weren't for >>4141115 I wouldn't even have known he was here.

>>4141185

None of you fags will ever filter me.

I love consolewars

The only thing that is better is a nice edition war

>>4141179
Yes it does. Just get the fuck out.

>>4141187
And? I said I probably don't even see them or am able to ignore them because they aren't posted with some shitty bitch like this one was. Never said I approve of them.

So, AT3 not /jp/ related huh

>>4141185
>bawwww I don't like this game so I am going to spam this thread and self moderate a board I have no control over.

not that I don't agree with you it would make sense for bayonetta threads to go on /v/ but you are still a huge fag.

>>4141208
Yes.

>>4141210
>you are still a huge fag.
Aren't we all? That's a requirement for 4chan, after all.

>>4141208
I'm going to make sure he's banned if he starts spamming Ar Tonelico threads.

>>4141223
They don't belong here either.

>>4141223
First off, I'll never be banned. If I ever disappear it's because I'm bored, but I won't ever be forcibly removed from /jp/.

Secondly, I approve of Ar Tonelico.

>>4141233

You a tough guy, dawg?

>>4141228
Though this also applies - which is why I don't post in them (which would mean I accept them as /jp/ material and be helping /v/ shit be posted) either.

As much as I hate the game version of Sarah Palin I can't say to take this back to /v/. Bayonetta was specifically created for retarded and eternal virgin video game otaku. The amount of fanart on Pixiv she has is also substantial.

The rules and traditions of /jp/ truly are a double-edged sword.

News flash
All Japanese games are not /jp/ related.
Touhou and every other doujin/commercial game is not /jp/ related.

>>4141239
>I don't like Bayonetta
You're always such a faggot

I wish curryass at least spammed with ciel pictures I don't have everything he posts is a repost I already have ;_;

>>4141268

Her character design is ugly. I mean yeah I fapped to her dancing, but it still doesn't magically improve her retarded hair, ugly glasses, etc.

You are allowed to discuss good japanese games not casual hipster shit for underage ADS diseased retards born in the 90s.

I'd rather play God of War.

>>4141304
I find her quite beautiful

>>4141324
God of War was shit.

>>4141322
So edgy and witty!

>>4141233
>Admitting he self-moderates the board by spamming threads he personally doesn't approve and letting the other ones be

Eat shit and die.

>>4141322
>casual hipster shit for underage ADS diseased retards born in the 90s.
>Bayonetta
Haha, did you even play it?

Worst and ugliest female videogaem character ever created => reported

>>4141322
I don't think you know what hipster means.

Oh wow.

Anyone who claims Bayonetta's design is bad and thinks Ar Tonelico's are good has serious issues.

>>4141376
Both are shit.

>>4141376
Something must be wrong with you in so many ways.

Help me with these faggots if you're around, Arc.

>>4141376

Bayonetta's design is fucking horrible in my eyes. It just seems they tried far too much on making her 'OMFG SO HAWT' that she just looks horrible. From the ridiculous hair to the disgusting tumours to those annoying glasses.. they really could have done so much better while keeping the whole appeal of the game. The game is pretty good though and I enjoyed playing it.

>>4141385
Get out

>>4141408
Why?

>>4141376
The femme fatale main character is so overplayed.

I'll take the good AT girls over Slutonetta anyday.

>>4141405
I love her design, and the game was amazing indeed, the best I've played in quite some time.

>>4141422
>Slutonetta
This isn't amusing in the slightest.

>>4141422
>I prefer pedoshit over datass.
just say the truth next time

>>4141422
Overplayed? Seriously?
Moe is what's being overplayed pal.

>>4141422
Bayonetta has nothing to do with the "femme fatal" stereotype. The whole characters in the game are a fucking joke, the music is a joke, the cut scenes are a joke, the missile riding scene is a joke. If the joke went over your head, it's your problem.

>>4141454
Oh you. I like both healthy girls and lolis, but Bayonetta's design is shit.

>>4141454
Pedoshit > shitty ass

>>4141476
Oh that missile riding, what the hell, this game has everything.

>>4141476
>nothing to do with it
>main character was designed specifically to be it in order to get sales.

>>4141456
Sup /v/ and/or /a/. There are different types of "moe". Sluts and whores like Bayonetta are one of the many forms of it.

And of course you should keep in mind that Bayonetta was a game made for Japanese virgin game otaku.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bEcFMy7G7c

>>4141443
Well, she is kinda slutty looking. I'd still tap it though.

>>4141495
Bayonetta is a game made for hack n slash gamers who love kickass gameplay. Ar Tonelico is made for japanese virgin otakus. I don't see how you can get this mixed up.

You know I always thought that Birdman like characters are pretty much retarded and a no-go in common sense.
I just don't get it. This shit looks so fucking silly so please do not post this shit on /jp/ ever again

I think if Rance met Bayonetta the world would explode.

>>4141495
Damn you and your repeated ageru, ZUN.

>>4141505
How about you stop being a complete idiot?

>>4141496
fapfapfafp...oh god, those horrible youtube pixels....fafpapfpfapfapfpapfap

>>4141505
Did you even play it?

>>4141496
This reminded me of Space Channel 5.

>>4141504
This is why /v/ is hilarious. You bros seem to forget that fat virgin otaku are the only people who even play video games in Japan. Yes, the audience for video games is different here in the west, but it's still something only for pathetic nerds in Japan.

Keep in mind that I'm not talking down on anyone, because I happily play all of this stuff myself. Unlike /v/, most of us /jp/ bros aren't in denial. Also, my penis is two inches tall when erect.

>>4141570
>fat virgin otaku are the only people who even play video games in Japan

Yeah sure, that's why they make Wii adds with old ladies playing with their grandsons. You clearly have no idea of what you're talking about.

I have an old PS One. Skipped the whole xbox and ps2 generation entirely, will never get PS3 because sony are faggots, and will probably never get an xbox 360 either. I'm a pcfag so I'll never get to play these kinds of games ;_;

>>4141570
That must be a medical condition

>>4141507
>>I think if Rance met Bayonetta the world would explode.

I would like to see this in eroge form. The game would consist of nothing but a single 40 hour long ero scene.

tripfags are why /jp/ is shit

>>4141603
I'm not so sure if Rance is even into sluts.

Good game, terrible main character. They went a way overboard on the slut factor, joke or not. I'm not one to call every woman a slut, hell I've never really called any video game character a slut yet, so in that sense bayonetta is the first one to be called that by me.

Also contributing to CurryAss's Ciel dump for no real reason.

>>4141570
It must be sad that the only way to get people to remember you is to be a complete moron.

This game is like God Hand+DMC

>>4141591
DMC4 is on the pc bro

>>4141940
aaaaageruuuuu