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411195 No.411195 [Reply] [Original]

Okay folks, you've stalled long enough. The deadline is tomorrow. Grab your artifacts and summon your god damned servants already.

>> No.411198

Shit, now I'll have to time this right, so that my penis will be at peak arousal during the summoning.

>> No.411204

>>411195

Damnit Kotomine, I told you I'll do it.
Stop irritating me

>> No.411207

I'll summon the goddamn batman

>> No.411211
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>>411204

Kotomine is dead, The Holy Grail War is now under the jurisdiction of the Centauri Republic.

>> No.411213

in b4 berserker hitler summoning.

>> No.411216
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411216

>>411211

...I'm not dead, I was just making lunch.

>> No.411218

I'm summoning Big Boss and none of you can stop me.

>> No.411219

>>411213

i have to see this

i really have to

>> No.411221

I have a plate of Curry here. Let's see Which Servanto I'd summon.

>> No.411232
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411232

>>411213

I don't think so, Adolf.

Noble Phantasm - Deutsches Afrikakorps!

>> No.411242
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>>411221

Are you my master?

>> No.411245
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>>411221

I LOVE CURRY!!

>> No.411256
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411256

You're all fucked when I summon my servant.

>> No.411260

>>411242
>>411245
Not as planned D:

>> No.411272
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>> No.411289

It is my intention to summon a servant, demand his weapon via use of a command spell, then go hunting the other servants myself. Ghosts are no match for an American!

>> No.411321
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BERSERK-er, get it? GET IT? GET IT?! AHAHAHA

also: inb4makoto

>> No.411346
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411346

I summon Iron Chef Japanese Masaharu Morimoto as Caster.

>> No.411353

>>411346
/thread

>> No.411359

>>411346
Cola-Sweetened Natto:Rank A+ Anti-Stomach Noble Phantasm

>> No.411367
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>>411289
What about an American servant?

FUCK YEAH FAT MAN AND LITTLE BOY

>> No.411379
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411379

With a certain egg I only acquired upon completely a series of nearly impossible tasks, I summon Koschei the Deathless.

The rest of you jerks are fucked now.

>> No.411391
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411391

Would Koroglu be rider? He also seems like he could be assassin.

>> No.411402
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411402

– Yet, thou serves with thine eyes clouded in chaos. Thou, bound in the cage of madness. I am he who commands those chains –

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>> No.411426
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411426

Uh guys, I got this as my servant. Is the Holy Grail malfunctioning or something? What now?

>> No.411446

>>411426
Sader-sensei teach me how to figh!

>> No.411449

>>411426
You're sure to win the war now.

>> No.411454
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411454

Anti Heros are fine too?
please holy grail say Anti Heros are fine to!

>> No.411455
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411455

>>411446

>> No.411463

>>411455
okay ".........."

>> No.411470
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>>411426
My servant won't even talk to me, so I can't tell what its class is. What the fuck is this thing? A Saber? Archer? Or is it a Rider? I can't even use this thing indoors because it's so damn huge.

>> No.411479 [SPOILER] 
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411479

I became Rider, since I ride my Servant.

>> No.411480
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411480

be patiened please. My Servant isn`t a fast thinker

>> No.411489

>>411454
And what is her artifact? Lump of meat?

>> No.411499

>>411489
A reality Marble named "the call of Chutulu"

>> No.411500
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411500

The war is over for me, I'm fucked. All my servant does is multiply and motion his arm like he's masturbating. I'm going to pray that whoever finds me gives me a swift death.

>> No.411509

>>411500
UNLIMITED FAP WORKS!

great job you summoned Anon

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411516

Prepare to get your death set to 0

>> No.411519
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411519

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

>> No.411522

>>411519
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

>> No.411528

>>411500
>>411480
>>411455
>>411454

and I was in the impression Casters original Master was fucked from the start..-

>> No.411530
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411530

GET THIS SERVANT OFF OF ME OH GOD IT HURTS

>> No.411535

HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR

>> No.411536

>>411522
>>wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Fixed?

>> No.411539

Osabara uwango cero

>> No.411541
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411541

Muaaa!

>> No.411548
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411548

In before the chick from Spezies

>> No.411558

クソ外人wwwww。

>> No.411570
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411570

>>411500

>> No.411572

>>411570
Is this libary worksafe

>> No.411578
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>> No.411579
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411579

I think we'll be a good team.

>> No.411582
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411582

I summon Kira.
You fuckers better hope I don't find out your names.

>> No.411589
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411589

My Caster has summoned sum Avenger.
Oh... crap!

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411592

Turns on a dime.

>> No.411599

>>411582

In before "Death Fate", unless the faggots on /jp/ fail enough to not have it.

>> No.411603
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411603

Lombaak ecree oplom ah-plee ozona ah-ah.

>> No.411610

Ye last, O failure, O fail.
O board of 4chan, O Archm00t of Mexico.
Hear me in the name of our patron god, Yotsuba.
Let the ascending fail be as a guide.
Let the threads in all boards be fappable, rising above the sage, and let the b& posts to 4chan revolve.
Fap. Fap. Fap. Fap. Fap.
Five faps for each promotion.
And now, let the newfags be annihilated by my rage!
Sage.
Let thy fail rest under my dominion, let my roneriness rest in /jp/.
If thou submitteth to the call of the Epic Fail, and if thou wilt obey this rotten mind, this loss of reason, then thou shalt respond.
I make my oath here.
I am that person who is become the failure of all Internets.
I am that person who is full with all the weeaboo of the boards.
Thou seven chans, clad in a trinity of engrish,

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>>411599 unless the faggots on /jp/ fail enough to not have it.
That would be a sad day.

>> No.411613
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411613

I summon Alice as Rider.

>> No.411616

>>411610 O board of 4chan, O Archm00t of Mexico.
>O Archm00t of Mexico.
>Archm00t
>m00t
fail

>> No.411618
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411618

HOLY SHIT WHAT

>> No.411625
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411625

The war's over. You're finished.
This is the ultimate Assassin. One look at her face and you're a goner.

>> No.411635
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>>411625
I'd hit it.

Many times while yelling ORA ORA ORA!

>> No.411647
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411647

I summon Kung Fu Jesus.

>> No.411665 [SPOILER] 
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>>411647
Kung-Fu Jesus you say?

>> No.411679

>>411625
>The war's over. You're finished.
>This is the ultimate Assassin. One look at her face and you're a goner.

Pfft, lancer Dan Kim could beat her. Literally, he would beat her with a mallet.

>> No.411688
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411688

I'll use this to summon my servant.

>> No.411692

>>411618
Shit, I think we're fucked.

>> No.411700
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411700

"Are you my master?"

>> No.411702
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411702

Artifact: Filing Cabinet
Class: Assassin

>> No.411729
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411729

I got Saber. I can win this.

>> No.411732

>>411610
WTF R U WANTING?

>> No.411733
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411733

No way I can lose with Agent 86.

>> No.411734

>>411729
Oh god, what.

>> No.411741

>>411734
>>411729
The Last Gardener

>> No.411747
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411747

I'd use this.

>> No.411751

>>411733
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Loafer phone

>> No.411759

>>411733
Class: Assassin

>> No.411760
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411760

>> No.411770
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411770

My servant is needs no Avalon to have miraculous healing and survival powers

>> No.411788
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411788

Artifact: Leather Jacket
Class: Archer

>> No.411791
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411791

YOU'RE ALL DEAD

>> No.411820
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411820

yeah, now what?

>> No.411824
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411824

I summon THE KING.

>> No.411829

>>411820
They call him boss.
Boss nigger.

>> No.411836

>>411820
This is a white mans town.

>> No.411839

>>411829
he doesn't have to aim when he fires his full-auto shotgun

doesn't get more boss than that

I'm torrenting the movie, btw

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411841

Im summoning up ZUN as Berserker. You guys are all fucked now

>> No.411847

>>411824
King of Rock, do you have enough rhinestones?

>> No.411853
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411853

i'l win the war.

>> No.411858

>>411853
groovy baby, yeah~~

>> No.411861

>>411853
T-M should have used Powers instead of Shirou. They even have the same color scheme.

>> No.411866
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411866

I'll win by accident.

>> No.411869

>>411861
I dont think you could actually get two more different characters if you tried.
God that would be awesome

>> No.411873
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411873

Lancer says I'm fated to win. You're all fucked now.

>> No.411877

>>411853
he should do, as rider

>> No.411883
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I've won

>> No.411894
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>>411873
My servant says he kicked the shit out of Fate and then nuked it from orbit. It's on now.

>> No.411896
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>>411866
Coop's noble phantasm: Missiles

>> No.411897
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>>411896

>> No.411900
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411900

guys?

I summoned this, but he doesn't seem to be moving.
What do I do?

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>>411897

>> No.411905
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>>411903

>> No.411907

>>411900
Yell SHOWTIME into your watch obviously

>> No.411908
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>>411883
I win harder.

>> No.411923
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>>411900
SHOWTIME!

>> No.411973
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411973

Caster. I win.

>> No.412036
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>>411973
Fine, I summon Urd

>> No.412077

Now what?

>> No.412080
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>>412077
whoops forgot my image

>> No.412086

>>412077
>>412080
Now you die.

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>>412086
ur a faget

>> No.412102

>>412096
And you must be from /v/

Which means GB2/v/

>> No.412104
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>>412080
NOW THIS IS GONNA BE ONE HELL OF A PARTY

>> No.412107
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>>412080
>>412077
PARTY'S CRASHED

>> No.412115

>>412102
Im falling for a troll, which means you must be from /a/.

Go back to /a/.

>> No.412117

>>412115

>> No.413341

lol

>> No.413356

>>413341
Well said.

>> No.413377
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413377

I summon junk as my...uh Saber I guess.

>> No.413390

>>413377
>I summon junk as Lancer

Duh.

>> No.413391

What class would Archimedes be?

>> No.413394

Archimedes is a Caster. Specialty is constructing godzilla-sized mirrors to burn the enemy.

>> No.413398
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Now you're all really fucked.

>> No.413399

>>413391
Caster, I guess.

>> No.413413
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413413

Caster? NO.

I summoned Berserker.

>> No.413417

>>413394
Summon him a few months ahead and imagine what he would make after spending time in a modern library catching up on technology.

>> No.413418
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413418

As soon as I get those super magic circuits and that black market weaponry, this war's mine.

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>>411426
I feel for you man, I just summoned my own servant and all he does is star vacantly with this doll-like expression. Does he have a hole for a nose? Dear god...

>> No.413452
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>>411426
I feel for you man, I just summoned my servant and all he does is stare vacantly with some doll-like expression. Does he have a hole for a nose? Dear god...

>> No.413462
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413462

Normally people consider the master supporting the servant in combat. Not... the servant supporting the master.

>> No.413476
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Normally people consider it necessary to summon at least some sort of servant to enter the Grail War.

>> No.413493
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DE DA DI DE DA DI DO.

>> No.413496

>>413476

This post is terrible.

>> No.413498

>>413493
You win.

>> No.413520
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413520

Uhh......Can I get some help? My servant seems to be mute. I dont even know what his god damn class is.

>> No.413526

>>413520
Devil Summoner

>> No.413532
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CASTER
Noble phantasm - Happy little bush.

>> No.413534
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>>413520
I'd fuck your servant.


Also, I summon Gutsman.

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413542

Oh yeah? Well, I summon Gutsman's ass.

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>>413534
What's that, Archer? You know who that Berserker is? Spill the fucking beans already.

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413548

>>413542
>>413534
What's that, Archer? You know who that servant is? Spill the fucking beans already.

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413551

He'll bust your servant out of existence.

>> No.413562
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413562

archer

>> No.413593
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413593

[x] Saber

>> No.413596
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413596

Caster.

>> No.413600
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413600

Archer

>> No.413603
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413603

Beserker

>> No.413606
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413606

Lancer

>> No.413611
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Rider

>> No.413616

>>411346
I still stand by my previous choice.

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413620

Berserker Stig FTW

>> No.413621
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413621

Loli grail vessel

>> No.413630
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413630

Beserker.

>> No.413632
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413632

Assassin

>> No.413635
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413635

Agent 47 as assassin.

>> No.413660
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413660

Batman, Goddamn

with preptime

>> No.413839
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413839

Berserker. His Madness is probably an E, but who cares?

>> No.413863

>>413839
Can't aim for lines or dots due to overwhelming RAGE~

Enjoy your second-rate lunatic.

>> No.414374
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414374

Class: Berserker
Noble Phantasm: THE MOTHERFUCKING GALAXY-DESTROYING FALCON PUNCH

>> No.414415
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414415

Saber

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414472

>> No.414482

>>413863

Nanaya Shiki didn't do that in the first place.

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