/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>41331442
Police girl cleans up nicely

What are they plotting?

>>41331456
FUCK the police

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

Please be kind to the dormice!

They're small and vulnerable. They sleep a lot and don't have many friends. Please be nice and give them headpats, hugs, and maybe even a kiss on the cheek. And if you're feeling generous, leave them a slice of cheese, pillow, and/or blanket. Thank you, frens! The dormice thank you as well!

>>41331457
I don't know but my mech will take them on

>>41331520
This sounds suspicious.

>>41331549
Why she looking at me like that

>>41331571
You honestly thought Niemann didn't cheat

>>41331601
Huh? I only know about cool dragons and so.e nice workouts

>>41331442

>>41331612
FAT lips

>>41331699
>do you want some milk with that?

>>41331457
schemes most devious. the great heist of the makai. that stash of succubus nostrum primes will be theres.

>>41331715
Straight from the tap as well as a nice bacon burger with fries

>Windy day
>Blows right into my face
>Eyes start tearing
>Made mistake of going through hagville
>Every monster now wants to know what is making me cry
>Try to say it’s just the wind
>They don’t believe me thinking I’m just trying to be tough

Technically it's not nudity if no nipples are shown so takin a risk.

>>41331747
Or allergies are acting up something fierce so you are both teary eyed and sniffling while wiping your face

>>41331734
>she sits your table, lifts up her skirt
>makes a "burger" out of her pussy lips
>"eat up, sir"
Remember to read up on local customs when visiting demon realms and never show that you are outraged or otherwise displeased with what you're seeing

>>41331770
I look forward to overwatch 2 and am sad there are no monster girls in it.

>>41331823
I was gonna eat her out anyway so this is a win win

>>41331823
Wheres the bacon tho?

I want to be raped and mind broken by a 2m+ bakunyuu lilim general.

>>41331938
You're alp

I will never fall for fox tricks

>>41332051
why?

>>41332141
it's interesting how tattooed exoskeletons may get shed off later.
wonder if they'd go a little wilder with it on account of that

>>41332126
Because you're weak and want mind broken, that bad, should be the other way around. Be man, not fag pls

>>41332371
I don't want my mind broken, I want it fixed.

>tfw no no big buff loving wife to smash my pelvis and keep in bed all day

>>41332431
lims are pretty good at mind correction

>>41332371
Phil Leotardo? I thought you were dead

>>41332371
I am tired of trying to be "strong". It only made me miserable.

Imagine the cuddles

>>41332604
need me a malevolent weresheep to put me in a sleeper hold

>>41332450
Looks like gacha art.

you know, if the monster girls take any more time to open the portals, there may be no more people left when they actually come here.

>>41332695
Is this about global warming again? Because we can go full Waterworld if need be.

>>41332695
may as well keep the liches busy

>>41332695
I am not worried. The cat kingdom comes to all the faithful.

I want a hootin' and hollerin' bogie.

>>41332707
Not enough ice despite what the movie tells you.

shirohebi with shiny black scales

>>41332745
There wasn't even enough ice in the movie since there was still plenty of dry land

>>41332749
you're thinking of kurohebi

>>41332749
What would a kurohebi be like?

>>41332762
snakey bicorn with Shirohebi intensity

>>41332816
Delete your post.

>>41332816
>tfw you can tame lots of snakes with your flute after she teaches you how to play inside sneks

Being monster's POW would be nice.

Nah, I wanna be some rich old monsters pet, not gonna lie

>>41332762
Gyaru with an obsidian snake body, tanned human upper half, and either silvery white or golden blonde hair. Still yandere

>>41332852
>Monster girl PoW
>Is basically given a really nice hotel room, three healthy homecooked meals per day and any entertainment product you ask for.
>Can even move freely within the "prison camp" as long as you don't leave or are unable to deal with the guards cat-calling you
>They tell you that you can ensure your freedom by marrying a monster girl
>So every day there's a group of monster girls trying to woo the prisoners there
>That is, if the guards don't get to you first

>>41332713
>The liches face when the first thing anon does when revived is lift something very heavy for 5 sets of 5 with full rom

>>41332900
Am just gonna attempt lift some logs over my head or die trying. Also am gonna a ssk for some milk after I'm done

>>41332899
Man I love a good gyaru

>>41332371
Sometimes I want to be pampered after I give me all

>>41332852
>ywn be human pow in monster territory
>ywn be sitting on a bed in the interrogation room cause of course monsters would have one in there
>ywn get nervous when the lilim general walks in
>she will never tell you to prep yourself
>she will never sit behind you
>she will never then wrap her arms and wings around your torso
>she will never then force your legs apart with hers
>she will never start jerking you off with her tail
>she will never sensually whisper questions in your ear
>she will never make it feel better and better for each question you answer
>she will never reward you by finally speeding up and getting ready to make (You) cum
>she will never start kissing/licking your neck and ear while moaning for you to cum for her
>ywn make a mess of her tail
>ywn bathe in the afterglow face first in lilim tits while falling asleep
>ywn wake up in her personal quarters while she cuddles you

How come I always hear about dragons being so pure and proud but this dragon I met is extremely lewd and lecherous

>>41333004
there are many kinds of lizards

>>41332852
Alright, anon you've been drafted to the Order paratroopers; we're dropping into Lescatie tonight to retake the city. Don't worry about weapons and ammo you'll get them on the ground after you land. Here's your commander she's in disguise so don't worry about the horns and tail

>>41332762
Probably a very rapey/more possessive one. Though she's still a sweetheart in the end.

>>41333004
Where you found her at?

>>41333044
She really can't get the glove on.

>>41332371
ugg has awoken

>>41333044
Fuck paratrooper and fick the order

>>41333044
>Anon joins elite paratrooper unit
>thinks he's going to be some kind of bad ass
>ends up as an air delivered mail order husband in some exotic land

>>41333039
That's a flying cow

Your ship has been captured by space pirates. It is uncertain when, or if, help will arrive.

>>41333141
I wonder if they mind being my models for a bit? Or wanna play some games?

Stop inflating creeping coins.

>>41333141
>Seal the blast doors!
>Wait... wait for me!
Poor redshirt. We hardly knew him.

>>41332707
At this point we're closer to being pulverized

>>41333044
I remember in the game there was a lot of sex during that invasion.

Imagine being one of the dudes helping in that invasion. In theory there is a slim chance men helped with that without being married. And even if they were it's kinda wierd to help an invasion solely so your comrades can rape the ones they like.

>>41333241
Cute birb

>>41333141
I wonder if they are hungry? Maybe some good meatloaf

I you let your waifu dress you, how would you look?

>>41333348
>I prepared your clothes for today, they are on the bed!
>Uh, there's nothing on the bed...
>Exactly!

>>41331442

>>41333348
Collar with some kind of red hood. or a catholic schoolboy uniform

>>41333348
Like an extra from Mad Max.

Mofu, not even once

Who said slimes can't be oneesans

I like demons
demons are funn

>>41333609
Absolutely nobody. Any monster can be an onee-san! Speaking of have you ever considered the onee-sabbath for all your onee-san needs?

>Ara?

>>41333680
>Dark mage uses magically-guided demon realm silver bullets

>>41333831
>fox after she tries to corrupt your bloodline but ends up having 5 sons in a row

>>41333831
>fox sees that her friend already has a mofu slave feeding her watermelons

White boys fuck dogs.

>>41333882
as is should be

>When you're the youngest child but your two older siblings have kids before you

>>41331713
This mermaid has no right to be this classy and sexy.

Do tanukis go on maternity leave?

So, uh, asking for a friend: what thread is better for posting greentexts and short stories about monster girl's, but not MGE specifically? Level of lewdness may vary.

>>41333998
greentext

>>41333998
Try the /d/ monster girl thread if you think your story doesn't fit in here

>>41333647
do they have milk?

Is it bad to procreate with a unholy demon? Should you really fuck a succ? I don't think it would be a good idea to give them kids God wouldn't be happy with that.

Onis dream about having their horns touched

Which girl we focusing on this time? Just be wary, I don't think I can do a nice centauroid

>>41333898
Based sithfucker

Monsters wouldn't lie about having a cat at their house to trick you into going, would they?

I wanna molest jinko's ears while riding on her shoulders.

>>41334128
soldier beetle, i believ in you

>>41334128
Gargoyle enjoying a pretty dress Anon put on her while she was stone.

Snake mages are charming.

>>41333459
>"Because an un-horny succubus would be weird, duh"

>>41334201
Magic snek

my wives would dress me like if iwas stragiht from the 80s, the 1880s, and the 1080a

>>41334216
They going to double team her?

>>41334310
I'm pretty sure that's one guy drawn from two different perspectives.

>>41334319
he going to double team her?

>>41334358
Sure

Not till next year, though

remember to always rock the latest magical implants straight from the local dark mage that is in the alleyway

>>41334447
Nice try, but I have my own supplier.

>>41334063
Yes! All the milk you'd want straight from the tap! Though there is a bit of a risk when you ask out of the blue like that...

>>41334446
Rare wight flavour

give banana

>>41334493
Kakuens must be desperate when they look for bananas in men's pants.

>>41334465
i dont wanna get punched but what if i nibble their nips instead

How dangerous are lamias?

>>41334577
She'll kill you

>>41334577
not much if you learn how to dance the mating dance as well as hit them notes while singing

>>41334577
Well danger does increase exponentially with tongue size

>>41334577
Incredibly dangerous. Once they constrict you in their coils, you have no chance of escape.

>>41334603
there is, saying you left the stove on and you think your house is about burn down but leave your nimber and address

>>41334577
Mge really do play down the danger level.
Only dull knives here.

>>41334146
no, why would they need to trick you?

>>41334417
SHE has a mistress????

>>41334665
On the internet nobody knows you're an imp.

>>41334591
Just learn to do "Fly Me To The Moon" or "Can't Help Falling In Love" those two songs are scientifically proven to get any MGs* panties off when you sing these to them.

>*any MGs meaning any one of them who are older than 50 because no one young knows those songs

manticores will rape you and not even say thank you.

>>41334699
Will "Radar Love" work?

>>41334723
What happens if I say "thank you" after the rape?

>>41334723
>he doesn't tip his rapist

>>41334699
im going to see what is love, and ievann polka

>>41334739
>you gain the attention of the older truckers at the bar

>>41334723
>wants a thank you
>as if all those bitemarks and tail hickeys weren't enough
men are so needy

How come one of the edgelords hasn't written a story about all the sex slavery and men getting brainwashed yet.

>>41332899
I need a gyaru MG to help make my boring days fun again.
I just want to feel love and wonderment again. It's beginning to get harder to get out of bed and I don't wanna slip back into that hole again.

Made you look fgt lol *dabs*

>>41334684

>>41334808
Don't give up yet. Joseph Goebbels expressed the same sentiment before he joined the Nazi party.

>>41334831
But I'm Jewish...

>>41334699
>Anon goes to the hag bar and begins humming the beat to Cheap Tricks Reach Out And Take It, unaware of the danger he has put himself in.

>>41334841
Roll a penny down a hill to meet your new danuki wife.

>>41334819
i hope hes ok

>>41334581
Just as long as it's a little death

>>41334699
paper moon is mtoe my style

>>41334884
He'll be fine.

>>41334819
Let me guess this is some kind of gay /d/ bullshit

>>41334909
Nah.
https://exhentai.org/g/1537402/05c95e1833/

>>41334909
nah, straight

you get your wife but she speaks like a zoomer and acts like one for the most part

>>41334933
hello :)

>>41334959
hi!

>>41334373
i'm certain that sabbath has many such shady grimoires

>>41334991
>breaks out into stupid song dance
>Baby demon starts laughing and smiling

Fuck this gay as 'monoeye' shit. I want both eyes to be covered, but they can still see. Like a xenomorph. Give me a xenomorph girl. Please. I have an obsession. I need help.

Hurry up everybody! The Fortunate Corpse is opening it's gates,

>What is this?
This my friend, is one of the biggest Casinos brought to you by the Demon Realm that is compromised to satisfy the wishes of wealth and lust of every creature of the night and human.
>What with the girls here?
Oh, our staff catch your eye? Well. let me tell you, each girl here has a purpose.
>Zombies and Skeletons
Our dull but beautiful waitress that'll be more than happy of service you...Or I guess they are.
>Will-o-the-Wisp
Have you ever tried her drinks? If not, then what are you waiting for? Death or something? This bartender sure is quite of a gal.
>Succubus
Our spicy crupiers sure will try to bring you luck everytime you play. If you feel blue, stay calm, they can kiss you dices. For good luck of course.
>Onis
This two charms of steel are the muscle. more specifically the fists, of this establishment. Play nice or they will kick your ass out of it in a way not too nice.
>Black harpies
The eyes, they can see everything and will alert our personal of security if something ''fishy'' is going on.
>Vampires
Our best clients. Maybe because they owned this lands? Or maybe because they leave the best tips. Who knows?
>Creeping Coin
It is said that ''behind a great man, there's a great monster girl'' and the hell they were right!
Without her I don't think I could even get up of bed. She is the treasurer and secretary of The Fortunate Corpse.
>Doppelganger
If you ever feel you've lost everything, don't panic, Miss Doppelganger will help you to gain that confidence and desire to win again, In fact, she will make you come back here again, over and over.
>Ghosts
We sometimes have to deal with clients that try to evade our security even after being banned from the establishment, and even with the fists they don't seem to learn or sometimes we have people that begs for another chance to wipe their debts. With all the pain of my heart, I have to send my girls to torment them, pyschially and mentally. Some of them are never the sema they were before, some of them disappear mysteriously, but who cares anyways?
>Jiangshi, Arch Imp, Kitsune-tsuki, Siren
Only Premium members information sorry.
>Phantom
This is only for the ones that are disposed to abandon their humanity.

>Location
Deep in the forests of the Demon Realm.

>Opening time
At the sunset

>Closing time
At the sunrise

>Extra Information
Every fridays we have special shows. This week the woman that fills your glass will charm us with her performance.
>Everybody come and see the beauty in the pain of Will-o-the-Wisp in her ballet show. Is so tragic, yet so fantastic the grace of the tears of this Undead.

Don't be affraid of ask something.
Come here and try your luck, fun here is to die for.

>>41334959
>Come into the living room after work, see cheshire wife just sitting there stroking her tail with a odd look on her face, fucking faggot kot needs some corrective anal.

>>41335121
I prefer the snake pit
they have better food

>>41335173
Scotch eggs, man

>>41335048
Strangely said, but there's an obvious good choice.

>>41335177
but contrary to popular belief it's not actually Scottish and that's a relief

>I cannot lose to succ! suck sucks lol!
>*hugs you*
>Melt into her hands
Can't beat the succ anon, you shouldn't try unless you want to face an unstoppable force.

>>41335293
but can she style? that is the question

>>41335121
>The casino is having an unusually quiet night
>The manager steps out to see what's going on
>A wurm is set up on the other side of the road
>She has a massive pile of gold coins next to her and a sign with the letters "cAShiNO" scrabbled on it
>She only offers one game, rock-paper-scissors
>She seems enthusiastic, but gullible
>"What do you mean I lose? This is rock and you threw scissors!"
>"Y-yeah but see miss, these are forged with Zipangu steel and folded one thousand times, they cut through the rock!"
>"Oh, I guess that makes sense. Well, you won the bet! Congratulations!"
>She hands them a handful of coins and the next player takes their turn
>"Ha-HA! Scissors against rock! I win!"
>"No miss snake, this is not a rock, it's a Black Ship! It breaks the Zipanguese warrior spirit of your scissors!"
>"Wow! That's so cool! Congratulations!"
>As the man leaves, treasure in hand, the wurm stares at her dwindling hoard
>"This gambling business is tough! Maybe I should be doing this in my cave, I hear the house always wins!"

>>41335121
im going to cheat you out of all of your money then give twice as much in kilos of gold bars and diamonds

>>41335315
I feel really bad for that Wurm. Prehaps I'll throw a few matches

>>41335315
im just going to take her in and make her money triple by doing captial gensis and making many danukis mad

>>41335334
Ooh, buddy relax.
With all of that you can pay a Premium Card, or how is it called here, The Tartarus, made of the gold of our dear Creeping Coin.
You seem like the type of guy who would enjoy spend some time with our Sirens or our Arch Imps. Or why just stop there? Jiangshi and Miss Nurarihyon would love you.

>>41335121
I'm still gonna steal your zombies don't think I haven't forgotten.

>>41335404
gimme a jiangshi, a haku and a damn wurm and you get 4 times as much

anon pleases old monsters for money

>>41335374
>The Wurm is excited at first, but looks concerned as she keeps winning
>She eventually starts loudly announcing her next move while giving you a "subtle" wink
>It seems she doesn't want people to lose too much
She's too pure anon. You need to protect her.

How come with Monster girls they have so many human features still but for women they seem to want something with little to straight up no human features, like hellhound for women is just a dog that stands upright?

>>41335470
Hey it's a job like any other. I have to eat too.

>>41334723
>>41335470
I sketch'd an old manti, who will make you tendies after rape.

>>41335470
I please old monsters for money, but I please one and shower her with so much affection she just takes me then and there.

>>41335315
>>41335374
As much I wanted to hire that Wurm, my Harpies would make her feel uncomfortable. I'll call her if I found a solution.
>>41335411
Everytime a fool doesn't pay me I have a new employee. And sometimes when I go to the cementery but we don't need to talk about it.
>>41335427
You couldn't pay that much.

>>41335470
You're damn right I do.

>>41335475
Women get off at the thought of beast shit because they are fucked in the head, meanwhile we men look for ways to humanize the monsters, being non human isn't a deal breaker but the closer to humanity the better

>>41335470
And? They need love too

>>41335470
And? it is fun tho
>>41335501
u sure? i have money from ancient monsters

>>41335518
human-ish

>>41335475
Because women like being degraded and treated like shit, that's why so many are into the absolute worst fetishes, all they care about is that it has a dick and will harshly dominate them. Men have more than 3 braincells though so we want actual good looking things that are intelligent and responsive.

>>41335534
Welcome to The Tartarus

>>41334991
Cute dragon

>>41335555
>women like being degraded and treated like shit,
that might be true but I think animal fucking isn't a common fetish

>>41335572
Counter point: white women.

What was the prompt for the casino thing?

>>41335470
The bills don't pay themselves, even in MGC rent is still outrageous.

>>41335496
I'll accept her if I can sit on her lap as I eat the tendies she made.

>>41335470
Imagine teasing an old fox and making her feel special as you brush her tails until she begs you to stay for longer.

>>41335581
So by that logic, because 4 or 5 white girls were caught banging their dogs, then all black women are sassy landwhales that don't need no man, or all Latino women are cholas that are also gangbangers that drive lowriders, or all asian women are all secret ninjas who can make either cure all's or poison depending on what you give her.
Racism isn't a one way street and you need to stop your prejudices.

>>41335470
it makes me money, and get to become fly

what behavior is so awful that every monster girl will instantly try to correct you for?

>>41335638
oye, anda jodete, hijo de puto. No me necistio tu ayuda, gringo de mierda

The weather is colder
Cat girls shall commence snuggling.

do you think monsters once they infiltrated society would it illegal to make Human only spaces.

>>41335683
fuck, i want summer, i want summer iwantsummersummersummersummer, no school himerowk or anything

>>41335711
No summer, only fall.

>>41335597
Courtesy of Druella herself.

>>41335718
warm fall, like just in the high 70s?

>>41335734
Nyet
Only 54

>>41335652
Of course, we know that monsters only avoid men who are utter scum. However, the first world guide said that monsters have charmed bandits and got them to give up their life of crime. So something attempting to rob someone would call for emergency rape correction.

>>41335738
bro , i think you in winter

>>41335761
Winter is 20

>>41335684
Not really. Judging from that Q&A, they wouldn't need to outlaw this as long as it's not outright hostile to monsters, and wouldn't care about bullshit like diversity quotas.
>12)Sorry, I rely on machine translation. I have a question about the distant future of the monster girl world, when the Incubus will be born. Will there be then only human nations? Or will the Demon Lord cease their existence? Without countrys where only people live, there will be no more scenes when a person first encounters monsters.
>Something like this will be happen. If the kingdom of people lives in its own way happily and, in particular, does not attack monsters and monster-friendly countries, then the radicals will also be restrained towards it. The Demon Lord herself is not as aggressive as the radical faction, in addition, the mamono already have their own incubi. They don't need to worry so much about their coulple, so I think they can leave the human country alone.
>...However, in such an era, around the country of humans, there would be only kingdoms that support mamono and their way of life would be different. Living next to the monster-girls, they could see up close to their continuing youth and beauty. Therefore, some people would willingly wish to become mamono and incubi.

>>41335768
what is summer?

>>41335775
85 and humid.
Maybe warming for a few days.
heats rarely the issue, its the humidity

>>41335768
Freedom units or celsius?
I need to know if it's yeti weather

>>41335795
Places that don't go below 20°C don't have winters if you ask me.

>>41335795
This is in the only measurement that matters
Burger.

Monster girls who use metric must be gently, but firmly, corrected.

>>41335811
but those winters suck

i want to some kiki cusisne right now, also some damn quesadillas with sweet potato with curly fries

>>41335812
I am going to pay disrespects next to Fahrenheit's house when I get the chance.

>>41335652
Leaving the toilet seat up.

>Say hi to angel
>need to be raped for 80 years for sinful looks
>Question what I did
>80 more years
>Just take it
>Silence means I know of my sins and won't just admit it
>200 years on top of that
>Say I sinned just to get it to stop
>For taking to long to admit it I now have to marry the angel so I can have my sins purged by her purity
I'm starting to think these are all excuses to forcefully get angels married.

Those poor Bogies that have the misfortune to be born in stark white are often heartbroken when their more motley broodmates steal away their little boys- this is the misfortune of their birth, that colorful Bogies are naturally drawn to the ones claimed by the sad Pierrots.

>>41335900
at least it's not the rodeo clown, minotaurs bane

>>41335900
It's a great responsibility to cheer up a sad Bogie.

>>41335898
I wouldn't worry about it.

yao
a
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>>41335900
>>41335900
imma get one and make her look so damn good as well make a bunch of well dressed and fashionable bogies

I like hags with fun bags

>>41336005
what are in these bags?

>>41335470
Yes

>>41336028
Hopes
Dreams
Excess Mana

>>41335683
She's a little snuggly bundle of warmth!

>>41335683
Lamias*

>>41336032
>Excess Mana
Then why do mage hags always take more and more mana from their poor apprentices? Something ain't right here...

>>41335470
AND WHATS WRONG WITH THAT!

>>41336047
Many girls will seek heat.
The more wives you have, the bigger the snuggle pile.

>>41336049
The more mana they have, the bigger the breasts they have, the less likely one is going to steal their apprentace.

>>41336057
>The more wives you have, the bigger the snuggle pile.
What do you think I am, some kind of whore? I only have 3 lamia wives

>>41335900
>white Bogie tries Stand Up show at The Fortunate Ghoul
>sad bc lack of color
>seizure kicks in
>eveybody feels uncomfortable about the situation
>curtains
>Harpies and Red Oni laugh at her after failed show
>ignore te situation and send her home
>discover that some Bogies doesn't born with colors
>ohshit.jpg

I fucked it up, and big...

>>41336074
Complete, husbando, snuggling.

>>41336074
I love that fat old snake

>>41336057
>the bigger the breasts they have, the less likely one is going to steal their apprentace
did a dark mage tell you this lie after she took your mana?

>>41336092
I wanna be her service anon

>>41336092
I'm certain she can still take on a man.

>>41336094
So do I, and her daughter as well. Nice girls in a mediocre manga.

>>41336045
The only acceptable sith is Baobhan Sith

>>41336078
Nothing beats a lamia cuddle pile on winter. I pity those who don't have multiple lamia wives.

>>41336116
A good girl.
As is her mom

>>41336098
now this how i like my woman

>>41336092
this feels about the same amount of sad as the blind hellhound story, you can't have monsters toy with my easily tearful heart like this

>>41336143
Fat, ugly and old?

>>41336176
you aint original nor post any new pics, unlike what you like

>>41336179
Hit a nerve?

>>41336183
not really, just post new loli, instead of old loli ive seen from 50 years ago

>Go on hunt with randos
>Finally defeat the monster
>Now I can take her home with me
>Every other hunter objects
>They each want to take her home by themselves
Who should decide which hunter gets the girl, and don’t say her because she’s taking a nap

>>41336143
eye covered? ya i dig it too

>>41336196
You can wait for her to wake up.

>>41336205
i love as well them being very meaty and curvy

>>41336196
blow your rape whistle to attract more monsters

>>41336176
The dark mage can't get her apprentice stolen if she's the apprentice. Young girl supremacy.

>>41336205
FAT OLD WITCH

>>41336233
I bet she hears that all the time, surprise her by calling her "plump breedable witch"

>>41336248
or just grab her by the pudge and kiss her

>>41336251
>grab her by the pudge
oh no, her weakspot! now she is at your mercy like a cat with its nape held

>>41336258
>anon just casually lays face first on her pudge sometimes
>also loves just lazily sucking her tits
>Anon tends to want to talk to people while the old dark mage rather wants to stay inside but anon drags her out her musty old house to go outside and interast with others

>>41336233
Where's her hat?

>>41336293
anon is wearing it while tied up naked on a chair

>foxes? you want to marry FOXES?
>son, let me tell you a story about the foxes
>one of those no good tofu eating bastards once tried to trick me.
>told me that she was worshipped as a god. had her own fancy opulent shrine.
>but when i got there, it was some run down booth on the side of a fading village that could barely afford a kikimora maid! all that fox wanted was a free brush slave.
>anyways as it turned out i was richer than the fox so i pulled that kiki away from that wretched place and let her work for me.
>then one thing lead to another and thats how i meet your mother.
>oh the shrine itself? it should be around, that village has gotten a bit bigger recently. see its right here on the map.
>anyways as i was saying foxes dont want sex. oh no those fluffy tailed maniacs only wa- and he just ran out the door.
>god damnit.
>"does mastah want me to go after him?"
>no... no. he'll come crying back if he doesnt like it.

>>41336267
>anon is the genki and sociable guy who loves to make friends
>his dark mage gf is the gloomy nerd who he always drags with him on his adventures
>anon always brags about and praises his mage to everyone which causes her to faint from embarrassment/happiness
>when she tries to do the same, she stutters and fails but anon just hugs her and spins around in glee

>>41336329
>Anon even makes her wear bright dresses, cute hats and even cuter outfits
>Makes her interact with her friends from mage school
>Often makes her wear stuff that all the young kids wear

>>41336248
Goddamn that's a lot of mana

>>41336349
Another witch having fun playing around with her body

>>41335898
desu that sounds like unfathomably horrifying, i hope to never meet an angel if thats what they do holy shit.

>>41335898
imma just evade punishment but still have sex with my hater angel

I kinda hate to say this, but I think I need to practice drawing basic anime girls before I can draw sexy anime lolis.
My astral connecton to my wife is weak.

>>41336365
>hag mage walking around the house in yoga pants with "JUICY" on the ass

>>41335898
Imma need to call my Lawyer(demon) to get me out of this

>>41336413
>Anon occanisly bites her fat, plump ass

>>41336329
She kind of looks like Hex. NEED

>>41336413
whos bright idea was it to give them such powerful weapons?

>>41336438
hey there beautiful

>>41336438
sup, want some fuck. got a sale going on, 2 hours for $5 and add in some food and get a free cat

Oh shit they can fly now.

>>41336411
How did you get access to The Tartarus?

>>41336513
Easy.
1 Get a jar or glass and add 2 teaspoons of salt 2. Fill the glass with 1/3rd vingear and 1/3rd lemon juice
3. Fill the rest of the glass with laundry bleach 4. Add 5 to 7 pennies (or copper coins of your country)
5. Take a straw and blow into the glass.
6. After 10 minutes the portal should start forming! Blowing until you're dizzy increases the CO2 in your breath making the portal larger and more stable.

>>41336528
honestly what deadly gas does this make?

>>41336528
Ooohhh...
Get out of my Casino. Now

>>41336561
Love gas

>>41336561
Chlorine

test

>>41336657
fucking got a 73, did you even fcuking try, anon?

>>41336513
By having the cutest wife

>>41336671
>and this is where I keep my zombies....
>can you believe that you can just take them? for free?

>>41336721
yes, i just took two

>>41336499
Fox squadrons currently en route to anyone who talks shit about the mofu

Hornlets, when will they learn?

>>41335470
while sex work is based, i do not. sorry.

>>41335597
last thread he posted the same pic with 'this is my casino' or something. i imagine he just wanted to make a monster casino. i respect him for that.

>>41335652
i burned one of the batches of cookies i just made. probably that.

>>41335711
I, too, want summer. Summer and spring are the best, winter is the worst, and autumn/fall is kind of just ok.

Hey guys please support my new slice of unlife anime “I Broke a Lich’s Phylactery And Now I Have to Marry Her and Her 20 Zombie Daughters”

>>41336838
gimme some plot points and some events

>>41335898
My favourite threadcanon is the rape-punishment angels. Angels in general are hot, as long as they aren't the puritanical kind. They should be lewd, but with the aesthetics of floating islands, love, protection, and safety. They should also have multiple kinds, like justice angels (who will give you rape correction and eternal rape/marriage punishment), angels of love (basically just cupids), and guardian angels (yandere as fuck, and pic related).

Alright anons, I have a jar of peanut butter, some heavy metal records, and a spray bottle, wish me luck on my hellhound summoning.

>>41336830
I know, but I remember seeing a prompt either in the last thread or the one before that. I'll have to check the archive.

>>41336566
Suddenly have an urge for sensual nibbling/scratching

>>41336845
gonna see if i can find cow angels

>>41335898
I think I'd prefer this kind of angel, all things considered
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30666593

>>41336850
>Summoning your Hubby
Must be a bestseller over in MG countries

>>41336902
hope the damn dork loser neerd okay with having a hubby that will make her get ou her smelly room into the world and have some fun?

>>41336671
And this where we keep the zombies of the Fortunate Ghoul. Legally, the other ones, well...
>>41336701
Don't come back.

>>41336880
Guardian angels change to fit their target's prferences. if thats what you want, then you shall have it. Just as long as you love her forever.

>>41336926
nah, just holst angels. angels with big milky titties that can heal with just their breast milk

>>41336944
sexy cop succ, wish to mess with her

>>41336902
#1 Best Seller on Danukibay, many different editions including picture books for mamano that don't read so good.

>>41336528
UNTRUSTWORTHY GHOST

>>41336975
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>>41336838
I don't want to interrupt but how it would be the Monster Girl version of "I Married a Communist"?

>>41337064
imma just appear next door as if it was magic

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the head.

Instead, get snug with a bottom heavy familiar.
Not only are they happy to serve, but they also work as great body pillows.
Or maybe its more like a stuffed animal?

>>41337192
>dont burn down the head
dullahan_joke.jpg

>>41337214
Shush you.

https://twitter.com/pori_pot/status/1555243410973347840

>>41337234
sportswear too strong

>>41334417
>>41334819
>>41334907
Give name. Link does not work.

>>41331752
Plot Twist: She's not in a hot spring.

>>41337310
>POV: Your Salamander rival (Now level 30) challenges you to a duel.

>>41337391
Is "level 30" hagspeak for "age 30"?

>>41337580
Yeah, and she's challenging Anon who's barely level 17, how depraved of her!

>>41337650
But that's lecherous!

>>41337650
>Anon uses "Call her cute"!

Challenging Salamander to instagib 1v1

>>41337391
>rival
>be anon
>minding your own business
>suddenly some batshit insane burning cunt starts a monologue about ending your lifelong rivalry here and now
>lady, what the fuck I just want to grab a six pack for tonight
>ah whatever, wave your hand and say you surrender, she wins and now she can fuck off
>just want to go back playing vidya and get drunk

>>41337859
>Sally fighting back tears as she plays with her big meaty claws, struggling to use the keyboard and mouse, 0 kills, 15 deaths.
>Anon is bunny-hopping around the map at breakneck speeds, flick-shotting her each time she comes into view.

>>41337310
Oh wow, her abs are even more shredded than last time...

>>41337905
Anon needs to be careful with trashtalking though, shouting "get fucked" at her might cause the whole thing to take a weird turn

>>41337900
>ah whatever, wave your hand and say you surrender, she wins and now she can fuck off
the lizard version of blueballing lmao

>>41337953
>Desperately horny lizard girl begs anon to fight him
Gonna tease a lizard girl by not fighting her until she's so horny a single hit will KO her.

>>41337953
>spicy lizzer wonders why her destined husband is some scrawny nerd who refuses to fight or even train
>she'll have to get "inventive" to get to him

>>41337921
Anon might have beaten her at Quake, but he's no match for her during competitive sex!

Ded thread for ded dragoncels

need to breed big momsters

>>41338311
Yes, breed feed and seed big girls

dude wtf is wrong with my cat?

I'm scared of spiders but my god I want a spider girl to marry me and build webs around my house.

NINJA BEES

>>41338467
willy wonka